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First ‘I love you’s

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for this weekends theme of time loops and time travel i'd like to recommend A Tarnished Copper Boy by PaperBackRibs on AO3!

A Tarnished Copper Boy by PaperBackRibs

@paperbackribs

Rating: Explicit

82,148 words, 20/38 chapters

Archive Warning: No Warnings

Tags: Slow Burn, Time Travel, Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Found Family, POV Eddie Munson, Homophobic Language, Internalized Homophobia, Light BDSM, Soft Dom Steve Harrington, Sub Eddie Munson, Steve is a top but also vers, pleasure is pleasure for steve, Eddie Munson is a virgin but he's a quick learner bless him, pain and breathing kink - but just a pinch for spice no big scenes, Past Child Abuse, referenced but no explicit descriptions of it, Good Uncle Wayne Munson, Eddie Munson Has a Crush on Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington Needs a Hug

Summary:

“Wait,” Steve grabs Eddie's hand before he flies away. “Stay?” His eyes are worn and a hint of fear shimmers underneath. “This is really scary,” he admits. “I don’t know what’s going on and I don’t know when I’ll suddenly disappear. Maybe I’ll just disappear for good? It’d be nice if there was someone familiar around. Plus,” Steve adds with a weary grin, “You were probably busy before I intruded.” He peers around Eddie to nod at the desk that he'd been standing next to. Eddie hears an echo of disappear for good and thinks that maybe he wants to watch over Steve while he sleeps too, make sure that he doesn’t pop out of existence under Eddie’s nose. In 1984, Eddie finds himself in front of a rugged version of the preppy jock he’s only peripherally aware of at school. Compelled by Steve's tale of time travel, Eddie invites him to hide in his trailer until he can return to his proper place and time in 1986. (updates weekly)

@finntheehumaneater also recommends this fic, adding: "It’s ongoing right now and it’s AMAZING, I think about it all the time and I love the author so so so much she’s like one of my best friends <333"

Thanks for the rec!

This rec is a part of Theme Weekend. The theme this weekend is Time Loops & Time Travel.

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#EVERYONE GO READ #IT'S AMAZING #AND I LOVE

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

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t4t steddie. t4t steddie. t4t steddie. t4t steddie. t4t steddie. T4T STEDDIE

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YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

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finntheehumaneater · 5 hours

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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Metal and mine. Dom!Steve Harrington x Sub!Eddie Munson. Blurb. Smut/Fluff/Non sexual BDSM.

Based on @penny00dreadful beautiful drawing that I haven’t been able to get out of my mind for days now.

Steve growls, “here, now.” Pointing at the foot of the bed as he sits down on the corner. Eddie begins to crawl over to Steve’s feet. He pouts, nuzzling his face over his thighs, letting his leg hair tickle and caress his cheeks. Shockwaves of excitement ripple through his body, his mind melting away from him as he floats deeper and deeper into subspace. Steve can see it in Eddie’s eyes, they’re vacant, he’s lost and his pupils have dilated to twice their original size. Dependant on Steve’s demands, awaiting further instructions as he savours the moment of silence in his brain.

Eddie looks up at him, Steve swears that time slows as he gazes into his eyes. Eddie gulps as Steve’s hand reaches out and into his hair, pulling him upwards to face him directly. Steve is enamoured, he leans in, kissing him breathless as his tongue darts around his mouth. Exploring Eddie’s simultaneously, Eddie’s tongue surrenders and Steve’s takes control. He mewls under Steve’s touch, feeling fuzzy when his heart pounds through his chest.

Steve pulls his lips away, giving a look of warning to Eddie when he begins to whine at the loss of affection. “I got you something. Something to show everyone who you belong to. Close your eyes.” He commanded and Eddie follows his orders instantaneously. Eddie’s soothed by the feeling of cool metal brushing against the throat, as Steve fiddles around on the back of his neck. A few moments pass and his lips grace his forehead. “Open your eyes, sweet boy.” He whispers into his ears. Eddie blinks his eyes open and reaches up to his neck, holding the circular bar of titanium that clasped over his skin.

Eddie rises to his feet, his balance a little wobbly. He shifts his glance into the mirror to see an O ring collar locked around him. Floating deeper into sub space, he feels more at home than he ever had before. Safe under Steve’s watchful eye of protection. He’s granted another second of admiring his collar before Steve worms his fingers inside the dangling ring of metal. He rocking him towards himself roughly, “mine” he breathes.

Eddie’s at a loss for words, he opens his mouths and shapes his lips as if he’s ready to speak. But his vocabulary melts away, he’s completely non-verbal. His lips stay parted and Steve smirks, “careful baby, you might swallow flies with your mouth open like that.” He smiles back his chuckling boyfriend, Steve looks at him with an alluring smile. “With this on, you’re my property. All mine.” His fingers dance around the metal addition until they reach the back of Eddie’s head. Scratching his nails through Eddie’s curls soothingly.

“What do you think baby?” He asks with doe eyes fixed on Eddie’s. “Feel safe. Feel, wanted.” Eddie mutters as if those are the only words he could muster up to speak a reply to him. A wave of normality washes through him, “and, it’s metal as fuck.” Eddie giggles, intertwining his calloused fingers with Steve’s soft ones.

“You’re metal, and you’re mine.”

#stranger things #steddie #sub!eddie

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Knowledge is empowering

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Knocking Me Out With Those American Thighs

For @astrangersummer prompt 'short shorts'

Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson (pre-relationship)

Rating: Teen (swearing)

W/C - 848

Tags: Post Season 4 Volume 2, Eddie Munson Lives, Eddie Munson has a crush on Steve Harrington, flirting, Steve Harrington wears short shorts, summer, pool party, sun bathing, water balloons, Steve Harrington's thighs, Eddie Munson is suffering

Summary: Steve sunbathes in the tiniest shorts Hawkins has ever seen. Eddie tries and fails to keep his cool.

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Eddie was suffering.

Not just from the heat of the midday sun baking him alive, or from the way his hair was practically glued to his sweat-slick neck.

No, the worst of his suffering was caused by Steve Harrington’s thighs.

They were going to kill him.

Eddie couldn’t help it, he really couldn’t, he just had to keep glancing over at where the other boy was lying in the grass, skin bare except for the tiniest pair of shorts Eddie had ever seen. They barely covered the top half of his thighs for fuck’s sake, what was even the point in them…

The guy’s naked chest and torso had already done a number on Eddie. But when Steve had laid down, stretched out to sunbathe in his backyard, those already-skimpy shorts had ridden up even higher, revealing a slightly paler strip of skin stretched tight over lean muscle and Eddie had had to sit on his damn hands to stop himself from reaching out and just touching…

A water balloon smacked into the side of Eddie’s face, momentarily dragging his attention away from Steve’s hairy thighs.

Luckily for Dustin, who was standing with his hands on his hips nearby and rolling his eyes at Eddie, the balloon hadn’t burst. If it had, Eddie might’ve strangled the kid himself.

“Hey, we said no water balloons near us!” Robin grumbled, sitting up to glare at the kid.

“I called your name three times,” Dustin complained to Eddie. “Not my fault you were too busy staring at Steve.”

Eddie’s eyes darted sideways, sensing movement from Steve. The boy cracked open an eye to give Eddie a brief glance, then closed it again, the tiniest smirk spreading across his face.

“I was not, you little shrimp,” Eddie snapped. “Now what do you want?”

“Come throw the rings into the pool for me? Lucas and Mike keep grabbing them before I can reach them, and I want to try and dive for them.”

Eddie snorted. “What are you, a fucking dolphin?”

“Language,” Steve mumbled lazily, not opening his eyes.

“Apologies, my liege, I’ll try to keep my language appropriate around your little charges.”

“Thank you.”

Eddie stood, wincing a little as he reached up to touch his rapidly reddening shoulders. Unlike Steve, he wasn’t gifted with a natural golden glow to his skin. He was pasty, usually sheet-white.

And now, he was steadily burning to a crisp.

Grumbling under his breath, Eddie stole one last look at the prone Steve, let his eyes run over his form for as long as he thought he could get away with. He could wax poetry about his thighs, about his torso, about the moles dotting his chest and stomach like constellations…

“Eddie?”

Fuck.

“Yeah, Steve?” His response came out as almost a squeak.

“You’re burnt. Once you’re finished entertaining Dustin, come back and get some sunblock on, I’ll help with your shoulders.”

Eddie swallowed thickly. Because that meant Steve would have his hands on him, all sun-warm as he spread sunblock across Eddie’s sensitive skin…

Steve opened his eyes then, rolling over to face Eddie and propping his head up on his hand with his elbow bent.

“And then after that, you can do my back.”

He fucking winked.

Eddie backpeddled, nodding quickly then turning around and doing his best to not trip over his feet as he scrambled after Dustin.

“Dude, you’re the least subtle person I’ve ever seen,” Dustin whispered to him as they walked towards the pool.

“Shut up.”

Eddie threw the rings half-heartedly into the pool, Dustin diving for them in a…not so impressive display of athleticism, but he would emerge eventually and toss the colourful rings back at Eddie, the other kids watching on.

As it tended to do, Eddie’s attention drifted back to Steve.

He was up now, chasing Robin around in the grass with the still-intact water balloon in hand. Robin was shrieking and trying to slap at him with her book, sunglasses flying from her hair. Steve hurled the water balloon, but it slapped against Robin’s back and plopped to the ground without breaking again.

Lightning quick, Robin picked it up and threw it hard back at Steve.

It smacked onto Steve’s chest and burst.

Eddie’s wide eyes drifted down.

Steve’s tiny shorts were now soaked, Robin doubled over with laughter as the water trickled down his torso and collected at the waistband.

Eddie’s gaze followed the path of water through Steve’s chest hair, down the soft planes of his stomach and small swell of his abdominal muscles, tracking past the healing scars on his sides…

When he looked up again, Steve’s eyes were on him.

Just as Eddie was trying to craft an excuse as to why he was openly ogling the guy again, Steve swiped the bottle of sunblock from the grass, holding it up with a little wiggle to Eddie, a slow grin spreading across his face.

Eddie dropped Dustin’s rings into the water without looking, ignoring the kid’s protests, and strode towards Steve.

The other boy’s smile spread wider, his eyes twinkling.

Eddie was fucked.

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#BABIES #it’s so fucking hot outside I passed out while planting carrots #i need my short shorts

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