emmatwotson
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“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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what does it mean when you have a whole bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard
asking for a friend
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over how clean her split was.
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When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down:
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them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that
me: snip snip
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me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic
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good morning to everyone except for the kangaroo that had that dog in the headlock
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me: (listens to ‘take on me’)
me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back
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Me Watching Stranger Things
Me: All of these children are precious
A child: *murders two men in a second*
Me: Especially that one
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