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babyotterboy · 1 month

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this is a fun reminder that i find literally ALL body types sexy.

i am disabled myself, i have had many health struggles through my life and have fluctuated from very fat and hot to quite thin (and hot).

every body is deserving of beautiful sexy attention if they want it.

crippled bodies are sexy.

bodies missing some limbs are sexy.

trans bodies are sexy (PRE AND POST SURGERY AND HORMONEs).

femme presenting bodies are beautiful (i’m gay, not blind) - masc bodies are beautiful. GNC/Agender/Genderqueer bodies are beautiful.

“beauty is in the eye of the beholder” and LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

you are beautiful. (or handsome or cute or a very intriguing swamp eldrich monster - whatever makes your brain go brr).

kink spaces are some of the most inclusive spaces, and i love seeing all you sexy mfers on my dash - being hot and unique

////MINORS DNI. 35+ DNI. TRANS FETISHIZERS DNI. /////

#otter talks #i love hot people #and everyone is so hot #just want to paint you guys #on my ceiling like yall are literally angelic FUCK #ftm puppy #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #nsft ftm #ftm t4t #t4t nsft #ftm sub #trans nsft #ftm bottom #ftm switch #nsft puppy #pup4pup #puppy dom #puppy top

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darc-la-farse · 4 months

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JUNIOR YEAR!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #figeroth faeth #adaine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fabian aramais seacaster #riz gukgak #I haven’t watched it yet but hot damn I love the new character art all my kids look so dang cute #everyone say thank you caitmay #also can’t wait to see the NPC art :’)

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visenyaism · 4 months

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an OUNCE of fucking decorum wyll?????

#bg3 #halsin being canonically so hot he makes everyone go INSANE is soooooo funny #they sent the dark urge to liberal arts college

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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adamsrcnan · 13 days

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can we please talk about this

because it's giving

and it's making me feel thingsss

#*laughs nervously*#that was so hot #jeremy was speechless be didn't even respond like #i know everyone else was too but jean too focused to notice #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #tsc #all for the game #aftg

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

#smiling. leering. same difference #i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire #but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so...#i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do #look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers #yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions #and a great conversation starter!#also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight)#(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!)#p.s. there are pins/badges

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ionomycin · 9 months

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My half of our Essek art trade with the amazing @zmeess ! I've been obsessed with this Aeor outfit they designed for him since forever...♡

#critical role #essek thelyss #everyone's favorite hot boi #go check out zem's art there are so many gorgeous pieces #their essek is the Most Essek of all time for me #i haven't watched any cr in ages now but i still love one elf #the brainrot won't leave me

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dozydawn · 1 year

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Mayerling.

Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.

Lauren Cuthbertson and Thiago Soares.

Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.

Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.

Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.

Sarah Lamb and Steven McRae.

#obsessed #mayerling #ballet #kiss #couple #fave pics #lifts #i’m so glad this is hitting w folks bc this sat in my drafts for months cause i thought this is a post Just For Me and it’ll flop #mostly it sat in my drafts bc i was like what the fuck do i write as a header ‘this one hot kiss lift from mayerling’#in the end i just settled for the ballet title ok everyone knows what this is #you guys are conditioning me to release more pose compilations from my hellish drafts #oh and one more thing... ice dance interpretation of this lift WHEN? i need a mayerling ice dance program stat please #1k #kenneth macmillan #pose compilation

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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scooped michael afton gives me gender envy . i need his gender Now.

Michael Afton, the epitome of gender

#ask reply #the fact this one drawing of Michael has unlocked something in so many #NOT just gender envy but I did see a lot of that #BUT also I saw way more people saying Michael is hot BAHA #WHICH tbh I understand #I was proud how this drawing of him turned out!#so I’m glad everyone is also appreciating it in their own ways #we all love Michael here #I ALSO love how you anon pointed out specifically scooped Michael #based I think BAHA

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yourlocalabomination · 6 months

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*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.

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sylladextrous · 7 days

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the more chains I get the more my power grows. also tummy

#im. god estrogen is SO good #everyone should take estrogen it makes you hot #trans #transgender #tgirl tummy tuesday #girltummy #tummy tuesday #gpoy #chloe.img

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fakakta-art · 1 year

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its no longer hanukkah but i'm setting the record straight on the batboys latke preferences, re: this post

#dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian al ghul #ofc everyone is entitled to their own hcs!#not pictured aka i have yet to draw: cass def has them w hot sauce. bruce totally has them with cream cheese & lox and shit #steph would like guac or something out of pocket #duke is good with applesauce OR sour cream but not at the same time #my art #i have so many jewish hcs for these guys....more to come

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gideonsgirldick · 2 months

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I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.

Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #like its litrually a recipe for success #houses with specific personality traits that are easy to attach and easily marketable #enemys to lovers #the lore oh GOD THE LORE #girlies should be going nuts for it but for some reason everyone hates women and thats the true tragedy here #and lesbians. they also hate lesbians #maybe its for the best. they could barely handle Catra so i dont think theyd handle Harrow very well #both a blessing and a curse. not popular enough to be able to buy merch at a convention but at least we arent getting garbage hot takes like #the she ra fandom did

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tackypies · 2 months

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every time i think about how people steal wyll's romantic gestures + desire to have a family + everything they gush about in their mega ooc fluff headcanons for their white men but absolutely refuse to engage with wyll in any way bc he's just the token black character to them