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royalarchivist · 7 months
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Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.
Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.
Pac: You like the plumber's work, right? You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?
[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]
Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-
Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???
Foolish: No, the sound made it.
Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.
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Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.
Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.
Foolish: Have we?
Fit: I said I'm- I'm trying to find out more about like, the Code Monsters!
Foolish: I thought you just wanted- liked being a janitor.
Fit: Well, I actually do kinda like it, I'll be honest with you, I like getting paid, but-
Foolish: Wait damnnit, Philza's doing it right.
Pac: You like the plumber's work, right?
Fit: Yeah.
Pac: You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?
[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]
Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-
Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???
Foolish: No, the sound made it.
Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.
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xxs0d4p0pxx · 3 months
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Franchi SPAS-12 Carbonation Havisham.
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BEST PUPPY EVER
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kvetchinglyneurotic · 4 months
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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
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skellydun · 6 months
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the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.
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ollys-useless-rambles · 5 months
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I’m. I want to go to bed now
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azherwind-art · 4 months
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"Tell your favorite creators that you like their work, people usually enjoy things silently, but hate tends to be loud"
This is a phrase I just heard from Dnd shorts that captures perfectly why I often try to make the effort of commenting on posts and telling people that I enjoy their work and why Even to small creators, I advice everyone to make the extra effort to tell them, I can guarantee it makes all the difference in the world, it's not cringy or obnoxious, it'll just brighten someone's day
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kentucky-daisey · 11 months
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Sometimes I forget people go out on Saturday night because I work Sunday mornings.
A group of very drunk girls walked by and were whooping so loudly the neighbour’s dog came out to bark at them, causing them to scream. Thought it was enough to get them to quiet down, but no, now they’re baby talking the dog... who is still barking.
I’m not yet thirty, but I feel so old...
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felt-squirrels · 1 year
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People’s first impression of me is short, hyper, and loud
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librarycoresposts · 1 year
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feb 21st
book: the body beneath the willows by nick louth
opened book on page 118, chapter 12
closed book on page 136, chapter 13
read for 18 minutes
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bl0w-m3 · 8 months
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mumblesplash · 4 months
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part 2!!!! [read part one here]
transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:
“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone
“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try
think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress
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drulalovescas · 4 months
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Dean Winchester saying I LOVE YOU
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Castiel saying I LOVE YOU
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lastoneout · 1 year
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Needless to say, looking up recipes to help with my autoimmune issues is going FANTASTIC and totally NOT making me want to commit arson
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antiadvil · 11 days
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HELP I've been out-funnied by my braincell coparent
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rinrinlovee · 2 years
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whoever made the ear nose and throat bits connected is on my bad side
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ryllen · 2 months
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