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blacklegsanjiii · 8 hours
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How about an allsan au where almoat everyman he meets absolutely fumbles for him when they spend only 5 minutes with him, he ofcourse is oblivious (hes not even bi in denial he's just stupid)
It starts ofcourse with zoro seeing him hold up a marine by the throat, Gin and Luffy being given food out of kindness and nothing else, Ace, crocodile being impressed by the mr prince tricks and so on so on
Also lots of men flirt with him on island but are quickly chased away by a glare and a sword to the throat or a guy wrapping around the pretty boy demanding food (or the good old possessive hat placement)
You decide the end couple but the whole of blue fumble for Sanji fr fr
Give this man all the simps.
Zoro choking on his drink as watches Sanji lift a marine by the throat which makes Usopp and Nami giggle at him. Gin falling for him as he eats the best food he's ever had in his whole fucking life that's keeping him from starving to death. Luffy falls in love with the way he talks about the All Blue and cares about his job and others. He's so fucking kind.
Ace falls for the guy who takes care of the others and doesn't let guests work, who spoils the handful of a little brother he has. Sir Crocodile who thinks the blond is cute and clever, who set up chances for his captain to save the crew and then him. Koza who sees how well he's taken care of his princess and the help he's given to take back Alabasta. He still insists on helping to serve and cook and Cobra is giving Koza knowing looks that make him flush and avert his eyes from the king and the cook.
Maybe it's after the time skip, after Dressrosa when Barto is literally drooling over the 'ONLY ALIVE' poster that Law is flustered and asking Luffy and Zoro about the cook. They're staring at him as Robin is giggling to herself because they are possessive. Both of them. It's the Monster Trio. Sanji is oblivious. Both of them are grumbling about Sanji not seeing their obvious interest but it's Sanji. If someone doesn't hit him over the head with a four by four he's not going to take the hint. Ask all of Tashigi's men from Punk Hazard who were crying at the cook not taking their advances. Okay maybe he just needs to be beaten with said four by four. Pedro straight up sacrifices himself for Sanji and Sanji only feels bad he's dead and that his life ended coming to get him.
You got the rest of the North Blue Boys who are obsessing over Stealth Black and Law feels like throwing up if it wouldn't insult the cook, he's so fucking excited. Luffy is over the fucking moon to see it in action. Yamato looking at Sanji from across the party and Luffy asks him what's up and he's just like Law with the whole 'the cook' thing. MARCO KNOWS better, he knows how to make an impression so at one point he's just talking to Sanji and Sanji keeps looking between Marco and whatever he thinks he needs to be doing so Marco just lightly grabs Sanji's chin and says it's rude to not focus on the person you're talking with. Sanji is so red and stuttering as Luffy wraps a rubber arm around Sanji screaming for meat as Sanji is ripped from in front of Marco to like the other side of the room.
Maybe it would end with zolusan or whatever the ship is called. Zoro asks if they have to do what Marco did after all the flirting he and Luffy have been doing for all of their sailing together and Sanji just being confused at what they're talking about.
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akwolfgrl · 1 day
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What I mean is different times. Like one day Luffy bite and bonds one preson and the a different day the other preson. Or shuld they just all bound at one time?
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sibmakesart · 4 months
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pathetic wet man
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mightbebobbie · 5 months
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the captain’s embrace
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lilithinmymind · 7 months
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Heartbroken boy 🥺
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traffys · 6 months
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the zolusan of it all || 👒⚔️🚬
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an-au-blog · 7 months
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Sanji in the bi au is out, no one knows only because no one asks and he has a very obvious preference for women. So the first time Ace come on board and starts flirting with the cook, everyone is flabbergasted that Sanji so openly flirts back.
Luffy is used to having people come onto his brother so he's unbothered by it all. But Zoro is so taken aback he approaches him with it.
Zoro: So what, now you're into men?
Sanji: Have been for a while but he's the only man on this ship who flirts like a normal human being.
Zoro absolutely speechless: ...
Sanji: If you're done here I have dishes to wash. Go bother someone else
The next few days Zoro just stares at Ace like his life depended on it. On one hand to study him what he's doing that Zoro can't, on the other because how dare he??? Luffy catches him while he's watching Sanji and Ace interacting.
Luffy: What are you doing?
Zoro: Observing...
Luffy: Nami said you're jealous. But if you also want goodnight kisses from Sanji you can just ask
Zoro even more taken aback: Also???
Luffy: Does he not kiss you goodnight?... hm, weird...
After a few weeks Zoro gathers up the courage to ask for a goodnight kiss.
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blixxkixx · 3 months
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He's showing you his bug collection
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beanghostprincess · 6 months
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the only reason sanji isn't there to see zoro and luffy beating the shit out of those dudes for wasting food in wano is that he would moan on the spot and oda thought that he was already pathetic enough
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shima-draws · 3 months
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Film Red cheebs <3
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crezz-star · 6 months
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Nicest legs 👌✨
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So I’m obsessed with the Zolu in the live action One Piece and all the fics and edits I’m finding but can we all please appreciate the beauty of SanLu in the Live Action because I swear Luffy said one nice thing to Sanji and that man was instantly gone for him
Also I love that Sanji tells Zoro to stop messing around because Luffy needs them and Zoro is instantly like “US????”
Like calm down bud no one’s going to take him from you
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verysadpaper · 2 months
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lahffee
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beaulesbian · 2 months
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"hello, this is luffy speaking" compilation
because i adore how he has this way of answering any ringing snail call, and with each new situation it feels it's escalating in importance of who is on the other side of the call! it's hilarious!
ch. 549, to navy, post impel down on way to marineford
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ch. 651, to big mom, post fishman island
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(look at that zoro grinning in the background at a typical luffy shenanigan, love that)
ch. 655, getting SOS from punk hazard, from later on we know it was kinemon
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ch. 700, to doflamingo lmaoo
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ch. 751, with robin, still in dressrosa getting in contact with his crew, it's just funny how that's always his opening line
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ch. 1090, with the fricking gorosei while on egghead (aksjsdj this one rlly made me laugh)
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+bonus, different tactics of other strawhats picking up the snail calls:
zoro and his demands, ch. 614, fishman island (even nami joining in when she hears about money, lol, and poor usopp, trying to always stop them from talking)
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and ofc sanji and his 'restaurant le crap' in the little garden arc, on call with crocodile, ch 126
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mike-milkyway · 7 months
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Some doodles because I have no energy to make an actual drawing
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tinukis · 6 months
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future monster trio sketch bc i got bored and loved how i drew em so [tosses em at you like eminem]
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