bah idk if i like this 1

can't keep them apart for 5 minutes before they start missing eachother

•°♤°• Hey, it's alright. I'm patient and I can wait. You make sure that you are alright. That you are sleeping, eaten, and that your okay. You take your time. I'm very sorry if I'm asking you way to much questions. Take a break, it's fine if you don't answer all my asks. I'll always occupied myself with the past ones we talked about. It's alright. Stay Safe and be safe -Spade.

NO THEY ARE INTERESTING AND I WANT TO ANSWER THEM SO I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY EXISTENCE IN THE UNIVERSE!!! I AM A SANJI KINNIE FOR A FUCKING REASON.

I just wanted to apologize (also don't worry about me staying safe, I was raised in punk shows by my older brother it's fine)

Ohh pedro i love him and sanji!! Would love to hear your thoughts about them

Imagine a small canon divergent where sanji didnt immediately get taken by the bege pirates (they showed up later when the rest is already there) and in the time it took for the rest to arrive sanji had a whole romantic plot with Pedro (and Nami with Wanda but lets be reeaall) and when they show up its just nami in a beautiful dress and sanji in a big ass coat 😭😭

No but fr would love to hear ANY thoughts you have

Imagine the crew coming back, the minks and whatever strawhats are there, after kicking the beast pirates asses just find Sanji and Nami both with minks. Pedro is in fucking awe of Sanji's fighting style and absolutely lights Sanji's cigarettes whenever possible and I already said he has DILF vibes which Robin immediately clocks and gives Sanji, in that big ass coat and none of his clothes fit Pedro so it's just like a mark of ownership, a look with a knowing smile and he's just begging her to keep quiet, it's the first time in a while he's gotten laid okay? We're not unpacking the emotional baggage of Sanji dating a DILF. We're not.

He'd go to Wano and fuss over Sanji's injuries like Chopper. He easily flusters Sanji who is still so unused to receiving any affection?? It's wild. DILF Pedro making sure Sanji keeps the coat and leaves with one of Sanji's ties or something when they go back to Zou. He's seen in it a lot. Nami and him will LOCK the galley to talk about their partners. They don't need anyone else to hear what they've done, okay?

Okay.

I don’t have a twitter but @blackyote sent me this tweet from @naturecalls111 and I simply had to

I believe that he can actually do this

I am incredibly busy w school so might not draw a lot but have usopp n merry!!

Personal apology to Anon Spade who has had asks in my inbox/drafts for days because i'm still figuring them out. I'm Sorry. I'm trying.

Ive got to admit as a avid allsan multishipper- what's the Dilf option on the poll ya got me curious

HE'S SO FUCKING SHIPPABLE!!! LOOK AT HIS FUCKING WAIST!!! it was going to lead to a second poll ngl cuz:

Sir Crocodile-soulmate but also sugar daddy vibes

Shanks - because Mihawk would absolutely lose it and never allow them to meet ever-also a great platonic soulmate option here

Marco - Fire boys, also imagine what that would do to Ace and Luffy.

Pedro- ngl, idk how old he is but he gives DILF vibes, ya know?

•°♤°• Before anything, before anything else. God!Sanji was already married to God!ASL before the way of the universe. Luffy just calling Sanji his husband while his other crewmates thinks he's joking (Except Robin/Zoro). Whitebeard Pirates thinking Ace is bluffing about having a husband or wife. The Revolutionary Army just make Sabo thinking that they believe him, but they don't (Koala/Dragon thinks he was like that when they found him).

Hilarious. Zoro taking what Luffy says at face value, sure he's married to the cook, sure. Fine. No one else agrees with and calls Luffy a liar and Sanji isn't exactly helping his case by laughing and saying he's so lucky Zeff didn't hear him say that. Robin also accepting this immediately because of how they act. She just smiles and watches them. Luffy cares deeply for all his crew, he'd shown that to her first hand in Ennies Lobby but there's something different about Sanji and she can't help but ask when they got married. Luffy is sitting on his swing and he's thinking about it hard because time has never meant much to him, even the void century. After a minute he finally says 'well it was a really long time ago, during our first lives!' which gives Robin another clue to Luffy not being just any human, devil fruit user or not.

Ace, during his time captive probably, just says at somepoint his spouse is going to fucking kill him. Teach and Marco choke on their drinks outside the cell and ask what the fuck that means! He's eighteen! What do you mean married? When he joins the crew White Beard asks him about his spouse and Ace just gives him that dumb, soft smile and says they're the best. No one believes him, no one. Then at Marineford when Ace is using his godly form he tells the fucking Navy they're really lucky it's just him and Luffy as the crew freaks out again.

Sabo telling Dragon, Koala, and Hack all about his spouse and how they used to dance all the time starting at like thirteen and they're just telling him they believe him. Then Kuma obviously just knows because he worships Nika and everything and he just pulls Sabo aside and asks if he has his memories from before the army and Sabo says no but he remembers his spouse and his brothers from before this life and Kuma is like 'as the moon?' and Sabo is like 'yep' and they leave it at that.

I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!

Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up

Me 🤝 Zoro

Loving that pink dress

couldnt upload this yesterday bc of the tumblr ban but anyway, my hands were tired doing lineart for a work thing so heres a painting to cooldown

Ichiji and Nyasha

Zoro would never waste alcohol on a prank. Babe tried his best, he just wanted to do something nice.

ko-fi

Post wci comfort. Zoro always knows what's going on around him. Always.

ko-fi