I’m starting to understand why Wilbur stopped mentioning the fact he was learning Dutch…
I tell 1 (one) coworker I’m learning Spanish 1 (one) time and now she’s asking me to come up with fun, creative insults.
¡No hablo español! ¡yo barely hablo ingles!
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When I went to go see lovejoy I bought a fake poster because it was all I could afford. We all know what Wilburs done by now. I fixed my poster
Shittily traced tubbo fixes everything
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@sirenbrainrot i tagged you in a post that would help you to describe abuse for your churchboy! wilbur au.
but i have experience in hiding money so i'll give you some ideas:
whenever there is money i am able to take, i am always ready to grab it
yes, it sounds like i'm a thief but i'm not, my parents just refuse to give me money or let me get a job.
so, because of this, if they leave a note out or some loose change out, i always grab it.
to hide it, i cut open a scrunchie i don't use and stuff the notes in there and put that scrunchie with my other hair supplies so it's like normal. i have to make sure the cut part of the scrunchie is facing the back however.
i hide money in my glasses case. if they ever notice some coins or notes have gone missing, the last place they would check is my glasses case. i usually take my glasses out and put them in another case because i use them at school but sometimes the money has to stay in with my glasses
i tape coins on the underside of my guitar picks. yes, this one sounds very obvious but i always manage to "lose" my guitar picks so i hide the picks amongst the rest of my loose objects and have the coin under the pick.
taping notes in the underside of inside of my laptop so it's secure. but I always somehow manage to forget about it at school and all of a sudden I have a ten dollar note falling onto the floor.
i hide notes inside my record slips. the cases that go around music records if that makes sense. it's another place that my mum and dad won't check, and it's really easy for me to stash my stuff away
i like to put money inside my one of my friends bag once i know they won't spend it and are trustworthy. my parents don't know any of my friends so they have no chance of finding that money, and my friend always returns it to me.
on the backside of a mirror. listen, i get the bathroom and my bedrooms all to myself so i am always able to sneak a note or two behind the mirror
over a period of time of me doing this, i've managed to snag around $300 worth of money this year by using these tricks.
does it sound like i'm a thief? yes. am I being a thief? no.
i use this money for canteen foods, to buy drinks at the service station down the road from my school before school, to buy little trinkets at the shops around town. usually it's used to get stuff that my friends can get but i can't because my parents wont lend me money or let me get a job to earn the money and buy myself shoes and clothes and get myself hair appointments and such.
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Well Wilbur is outed as an abuser. Great to know that my favorite comfort streamer is abusive. My heart is in shambles, I’m not evening going to lie, I cried for a good two hours and still want to cry. I was originally going g to post a fic about Wilbur, but knowing this now, I’m just going to delete and use the plot for something else.
I understand it may be difficult to give up watching/listening to his content, but it’s for the better to ignore it and block him on everything. And honestly how I felt with it was going to character.ai and raging at a Wilbur Soot bot lol.
My heart goes out to Shelby and everyone else he may have harmed in the past.
Thats all I’m saying about Wilbur right now. As much as I wish this was all fake, I know this is something that Wilbur isn’t going to bounce back from.
All I want Wilbur to know is that I hope he realizes how many people he’s let down, and how disappointed Technoblade would be in him right now.
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I look at SBI and shake my fists and cry CAUSE THEYRE FAMILY ☹️☹️☹️☹️ found family makes me soba dn cey and shit and poss pml found family beats romance im sorry to all u romantic folk . It sucks. You’re living a LIE.
Slash Jay…
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