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John B: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sarah : Several traffic violations.
JJ : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kiara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Pope : Also, that’s not our car
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ribbittrobbit · 23 days
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wolvesandshine · 2 months
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Nobody:
Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up
Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up
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spottedgardeneelstan · 6 months
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good plan sqq. if it fails just blow yourself up again
[ID: A meme redraw of Shen Qingqiu from Scum Villain. He points at the sky while captioned, "If nobody got me, blowing myself up got me. Can I get an Amen?" End ID]
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buttercupdemise · 5 months
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1 star
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zdechami · 1 year
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this took me whole 15 minutes please be nice
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adharastarlight · 7 months
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James, over breakfast: why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing?
Sirius: because that's stupid???
Regulus, from the other table: I'll take you on a dinner date and a breakfast date the next day
Sirius spits out his juice
James very quickly agrees
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keljnap · 2 years
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multi-fandom-imagine · 3 months
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Adam being forced to live in hell then living with the fact of seeing Lucifer cuddle up to the reader.
And knowing that once the reader and Lucifer leave the hotel they're 100% gonna fuck.
Also Lucifer bragging about how good he makes the reader feel whenever he spot's Adam.
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rammie-rad · 4 months
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When bro costs you a million dollars and about to push you off a plane
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outromoony · 14 days
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Remus: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang.
James: How did it go?
Remus: It turned into a book club.
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mysharona1987 · 11 days
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snoelledarts · 1 month
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Wanted in all 50 states for tax evasion being too cute :)
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i-am-the-eva · 19 days
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stranger things season five spoiler
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sebbianas · 7 months
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barty: so regulus you’re gay
regulus: yes?
barty: and you hate yourself
regulus: where are you going with this?
barty: does that make you homophobic?
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