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John B: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sarah : Several traffic violations.
JJ : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kiara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Pope : Also, that’s not our car
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Pope: I am going to need you to swear-
JJ: Fuck.
Pope:
Pope: ...swear as in promise.
#outer banks#obx#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#pope heyward#pope obx#the pogues#your honor they are silly lil’ guys#pope holds the Pogues collective brain cell.#Though sometimes the girls borrow it
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Pope: *sneaking in through their window*
Heyward: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Pope: I was with Cleo ?
Cleo: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#pope heyward#pope obx#cleo anderson#cleo obx#heyward#heyward obx#best dad in the show#granted#that’s not saying much#but still
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Cleo: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
JJ: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Cleo: I like the way you think.
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#cleo anderson#cleo obx#this duo#bc they are#so underrated#as a duo
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Pope: *holding antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume
JJ: *Grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*
JJ: It’s perfume
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#pope heyward#pope obx#self preservation skills?#zero
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Cleo: I dare you to-
Kiara: JJ’s not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Cleo: Why
JJ: I don’t have “any regard for my or others personal safety” as some may say. *glares at Pope*
Pope: YOU DON’T!
#outer banks#obx#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#kiara carrera#kiara obx#kie carrera#kie obx#pope heyward#pope obx#cleo anderson#cleo obx#they stopped him from doing dares#after the motorcycle incident
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Pope: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
John B: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
JJ: I got distracted halfway through.
Kiara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#jj obx#john b routledge#kiara carrera#john b obx#kiara obx#pope heyward#pope obx#the pouges#they all have ADHD#i stg#they are ridiculous#how are they still alive
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Pope: Let’s write JJ a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#jj obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#pope heyward#pope obx#bold of you to assume he can read pope
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JJ: So I got this amazing plan!
John B : We fail almost every time you say that.
JJ: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#jj obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#john b routledge#john b obx#this is literally them#when JJ tells John B#to fake appendicitis
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Kiara: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what JJ will and will not eat.
Pope: Grass? Yes!
Kiara: Moss? Yes!!
Pope : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Kiara: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Pope: Worms? Sometimes!
Kiara : Rocks? Usually nah.
Pope : Twigs? Usually!
Kiara : John B’s cooking? Inconclusive!
John B: How did you... test this?
Pope: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
John B: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Sarah: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#kiara carrera#sarah cameron#john b routledge#sarah obx#kiara obx#kie carrera#kie obx#pope heyward#pope obx#john b obx#the pogues#they’re so dumb#i love it
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JJ: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
JJ: Oh my god, is this expired?
JJ: *Takes another sip of milk*
#outer banks incorrect quotes#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#jj obx#its him#i love him#he’s a dumbass but he’s our dumbass#he has no regard for his safety of health
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Sarah: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Kiara: Oh, we've had worse.
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#sarah cameron#kiara carrera#sarah obx#kiara obx#kie obx#kie carrera#their friendship is so underrated
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JJ: Getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isn't a place, it's an emotion.
John B: 6:00 am isn't a place at all?
JJ: That's because it's an emotion
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#jj maybank#jj obx#john b routledge#john b obx#jj and john b#they’re brothers your honor#i actually love them
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JJ: I’m the type of guy who likes to think things through.
Kiara: Remember that time you ate a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#jj obx#kiara carrera#outer banks incorrect quotes#kiara obx#kie obx#jiara#i love them
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Sarah: Do you even know what an amulet is?
JJ: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Sarah: JJ, those are omelettes.
JJ: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#jj maybank#obx#jj obx#sarah cameron#sarah obx#outer banks incorrect quotes#cambank siblings#cambank sibling superiority#he’s a dumbass but he’s our dumbass
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JJ: I got an idea!
John B: Does it involve breaking the law?
JJ: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
John B: I was just trying to be optimistic.
JJ: Don’t bother.
#jj maybank#obx incorrect quotes#outer banks#obx#jj obx#john b routledge#outer banks incorrect quotes#john b obx#JJ and John b#they’re brothers your honor#this is literally them#at the end of season 3
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Kiara: Ah, Sarah did the dishes
John B: How do you know I didn’t do them?
Kiara: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut your bagel with your keys
#obx incorrect quotes#obx#outer banks#sarah cameron#kiara carrera#john b routledge#sarah obx#john b obx#kiara obx#jarah#vlad and Val#too accurate
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