Wait I don't think I posted this one oops sorry I don't even remember what sparked it actually
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Every time someone refers to dinosaurs as "lizards",
when a) dinosaurs are archosaurs, not anywhere closely related to lizards in the slightest (birds, however, ARE a form of dinosaur)
and b) lizards are their own uniquely adapted thing that isn't just "generic reptile",
I take 260 million points of damage
you know, the amount of time its been since dinosaurs and lizards shared a common ancestor
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Them every time someone mentions it 😅
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Something that drives me crazy about the punch scene in the Dead Apple flashback that I finally can put into words:
Before the Dragon Head Conflict, Chuuya and Dazai weren't partners. They became partners during the conflict, and were so good at working together that they became notorious in and outside of the Mafia. And then the bodies kept piling up, and Dazaj got dragged back into nihilism. And that is that made Chuuya pissed. Like, SB Dazai would not have made Chuuya pissed like that, because at that point he expects Dazai to be an asshole. It's only after they became partners, when Chuuya saw the humanity that Dazai was capable of, that seeing the old Dazai, the Dazai he hates, pop back up again made him pissed enough to punch him and say that Dazai does not look human to anyone.
And then Dazai cares so much about Chuuya's opinion of him that he ends the whole conflict. He cares so much. He straight up says "I'm fixing this cause my partner is upset with me" to Shibusawa in that bonus story.
Something happened in DBH before then that made them truly care about each other. To see each other as important. Like, if anything, what I want is a DHC Light Novel because that is when they became partners, and that changed everything.
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jinshi: *knows he's beautiful*
jinshi: *doesn't know maomao thinks he's SO beautiful that he could bring the whole nation to its knees could become the cause of many wars*
maomao: are you trying to destroy china
jinshi: ?????
maomao: you are beautiful
jinshi: why are you taking a dig at me
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Endeavor (bodybuilding pose): Just watch me.
Hawks: N.1! Be cool! Be cool!
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I love absurd characters. the two streamers i really got into on qsmp are foolish and tubbo.
The silliest dudes who do anything and hte immediate reaction is like "what the fuck that is insane"
foolish will make insanely beautiful builds in a short time or make the fucking titan
tubbo will just make insane factories with a 70% success rate. He will dig out a 16x16 chunk hole in a few hours for the memes. he will make a machine that requires 1200 fans
they are also both very reckless characters in lore and its fun for me to watch
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telekinetic spotter
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so Jensen does his little dancey dance and his little ACDC lip sync,
and enthusiastically lip syncs dirty You Shook Me lyrics to Misha.
(Misha thinks he’s adorable.)
Misha says something that looks/sounds like “don’t look this way” (or maybe “don’t look at me” or “don’t sing at me”?)
Jensen looks away to sing the next little bit and do his slutty little head toss
And then goes back to staring at Misha to sing the “you shook me all night long” bit, and Misha shakes his head at him.
Jensen stops and pouts.
(Misha still thinks he’s adorable.)
Misha comes over to say something in his ear, which you can kind of hear here, I’m pretty sure it ends in “all of the lyrics” (with him stressing the word “all”)
Jensen responds with “Oh, I know.”
Misha: That will live on the internet forever, Jensen.
Misha then imitates Jensen by pointing directly at Jensen and singing “shook me all night long.”
Jensen: ...Yeah.
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Reading Trigun because I miss it and I still cannot believe that the first thing Wolfwood does when he meets Vash is loudly scream his name, call everyone else dumb for not recognizing him, and then give money to orphans and compliment Vash's smile
They have known each other for at most 2 hours
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his thighs my goodness
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I could do without the Shadwell/Newt witchfinder plot for the most part, but the part where Shadwell explains that the scissors are their primary weapon and asks if Newt knows what they do with them? And Newt looks extremely confused/perturbed and mimes stabbing someone with the scissors, and then Shadwell just gets this LOOK on his face like "I already regret all the choices that led me to this moment?" Cracks me up every single time.
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The flourish of a fine fabric. Fhwhoooosh!
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Pope: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
John B: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
JJ: I got distracted halfway through.
Kiara: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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