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#outer banks incorrect quotes
pixiexdusts-world · 2 days
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Y/n: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Rafe: Yes.
Y/n: I love you.
Rafe: It back.
*Later*
Topper: Why is Y/n crying face-down on the floor?
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John B: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sarah : Several traffic violations.
JJ : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kiara: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Pope : Also, that’s not our car
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5sospenguinqueen · 3 days
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Y/N: Uh, JJ? We need to talk about your will.
JJ: What about it?
Y/N: It says here that you wish to be “buried with extra bones to confuse the archaeologists.”
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marvelslittlewhore · 3 months
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Rafe: You look good in that hoodie.
Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?
Rafe, zero hesitation: My bed.
Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Rafe: *talking to Topper and Kelce at the Club*
JJ: *working at the club*
JJ: *walks up behind Rafe* *sneezes obnoxiously*
JJ: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit
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exposing-the-obx · 1 year
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JJ: Remember when you dared me to lick that swing set?
John B: No, I said “JJ, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.
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marvelsgirl616 · 2 days
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He definitely does 😭💀
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noahmars · 2 years
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JJ: Hey, Bree. Why did the chicken cross the road? John B: To get to the other side? JJ: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ John B: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? JJ: To get to the idiot’s house. John B: ...Ok? Y/N: Hey, Bree. Knock knock. John: No. JJ: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” John B: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there? Y/N: The chicken. John B: JJ: Y/N: John B: Listen here you little shits-
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shittyobx · 7 months
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JJ: shit I fucked up
Pope, narrating: he said, with a surprised voice, for some reason
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jj: i would actually do anything for you bro. i love you so much i would die for you. if you ever need anything just say the word because i'll do it no hesitation. pope: i need you to stop getting into fights every five seconds jj: ...literally anything else, and i'm your guy-
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obx-incorrect-quotes · 2 months
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Kiara: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what JJ will and will not eat.
Pope: Grass? Yes!
Kiara: Moss? Yes!!
Pope : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Kiara: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Pope: Worms? Sometimes!
Kiara : Rocks? Usually nah.
Pope : Twigs? Usually!
Kiara : John B’s cooking? Inconclusive!
John B: How did you... test this?
Pope: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
John B: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Sarah: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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5sospenguinqueen · 19 days
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Rafe: Look at this beautiful rock.
Rafe: Y/N gave me this rock.
Y/N: I threw it at your head.
Rafe: Isn't she sweet?
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ecoamerica · 25 days
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marvelslittlewhore · 3 months
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Y/n: Are you high?
JJ: Am I what?
Y/n: High
JJ: Hey
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Sarah, about John B: I'm not a hoe, he's just really cute. Kie: Friends don't lie, Sarah. Sarah: What do you mean, "friends don't lie." I'M NOT LYING! Kie: I BELIEVE HE'S CUTE I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT A HOE!
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exposing-the-obx · 1 year
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JJ: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
JJ: *Dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Sarah: …Thanks.
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theirgayyourhonour · 5 months
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JJ: Did you know that male bees die after mating?
Pope: That's sad
JJ: Yeah, that's their whole life. Honey, Nut, Cheerio.
Pope: Get the fuck out
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