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chasingthestarss · 2 months

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Regulus: why are you ignoring Remus?

Sirius: I’m playing hard to get.

Regulus: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar incorrect quotes #wolfstar #regulus is a little shit #regulus is a menace #sirius is gay #so gay

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not-rab · 4 months

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Regulus, after James tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

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adharastarlight · 7 months

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James, over breakfast: why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing?

Sirius: because that's stupid???

Regulus, from the other table: I'll take you on a dinner date and a breakfast date the next day

Sirius spits out his juice

James very quickly agrees

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nicoloowiarchz · 1 month

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Regulus, opening up to James: My own mother thought i was a monster...

James: Oh, Reggie--

Regulus: She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

James:

#jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #marauders #marauder #regulus is a little shit #regulus saying this is canon #black family trauma #black family

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hitmewithsomebooks · 3 months

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@jegulus-microfic Jan 18 - glasses

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“Salazar’s sake, James, how do you see out of these things?” Regulus asked incredulously, looking around with James’s too-large glasses on his small face and squinting.

“Well of course they wouldn’t work on you, you have perfect vision.” James grumbled, making a swipe for his glasses and missing.

“It’s ridiculous how horrible your eyesight is.” Regulus commented, before taking them off. “It kind of hurts.”

“Great, then you can give them back!” James chirped, grabbing for them again. Regulus snatched them away, catching James’s chin with his free hand.

“But your eyes are so pretty.” He pouted, staring admiringly into the hazel irises. James’s hand dropped, body gone limp, staring back up at Regulus. Regulus grinned, a slow, satisfied thing. He leaned forward, gave James a quick kiss, then bounced up to stand on the bed.

“Hey!” James cried, floundering to stand up with him while Regulus watched with humor. James lunged forward, but Regulus just hopped to the other end. He cackled mirthfully.

“C’mon, Reggie.” James wailed, leaning against the bedpost as though worn out. Regulus stood at the head of the bed, smiling victoriously.

“What do you need your glasses for, anyway?” He asked, twirling them between his fingers. “You’re half-blind even with them.” It was then James took one giant step forward, pinning Regulus against the wall.

“To see your pretty face, love.” He grinned, plucking his glasses from a suddenly flustered Regulus’s fingers. James pressed a kiss to the boy’s parted lips, then ran out of the room.

Two seconds later he heard footsteps following him, accompanied by a screeched “James Potter! You can’t just say things like that!!”

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus microfic #james x regulus #marauders era #glasses #regulus being regulus #regulus is a little shit #james potter is a simp #love #starchaser #sunseeker #compliment #flustered regulus black

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 11 months

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we all know the relation between jegulus and icarus flying too close to the sun, but are we going to talk about the fact that when Icarus fell from the sun HE FUCKING DROWNED?

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yourgalgremlin · 25 days

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Regulus to Barty:

“What’s your name again? Beelzebub? Blasphemous Crotch Jr?”

#regulus black #barty crouch jr #regulus is a menace #regulus and barty #barty and regulus #barty crouch jr.#barty crouch junior #regulus is a little shit #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #bartylus #the marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #regulus and evan and barty

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pandorcas-endgame · 2 years

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Sirius: You may be mother and father's favourite child but I'm Remus and James's favourite person.

Regulus, smirking: Is that so?

Remus: You know I might switch brothers.

Sirius, shocked and horrified: Moony, how could you?! At least I have James that will never betray me!

James, sweating nervously: I plead the fith?

Sirius: At least I'm for sure Peter's favourite person.

Peter, always down to help create chaos: Well your brother is better looking.

Sirius: You're all traitors. So mean, all of you.

Regulus: You know, Remus, if you ever did want to see what it's like to date the better looking brother...

Sirius: *throws a pillow at Regulus's head*

James, definitely not jealous: Now, wait a second!

#platonic remus and regulus friendship >>>>>#regulus and remus making sirius and james jealous >>>>#they would definitely flirt just to make them jealous and enjoy every second of it #peter is absolute chaos and we love young peter in this house #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #marauders era #jegulus #starchaser #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #regulus is a little shit

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anabinsfeld · 1 year

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I’ve decided to post my fanarts here as well bc why not?

ninaindl on instagram and fullofnargles_ on twitter btw

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chrhnchynoodles · 9 months

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My lover has abandoned me (ao3 is down) I fear I will never feel the warmth of love again (jegulus is the closest understanding I have to love) If my lover doesn’t return I don’t know how I’ll make it through the harsh winter (It’s summer) I fear I’ll be alone forever (that bits true I don’t need the parentheses)

#ao3 #ao3 is down #ao3 issues #james and regulus #marauders #regulus arcturus black #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #pjo au #son of Apollo James #son of hades regulus #theyre in love your honor #regulus is a little shit #ao3 fanfic #ao3 my beloved #ao3 my love

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linnea-bowiesversion · 1 year

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Marauders and Regulus during a practical prank

Sirius: time for plan G.

Remus: don’t you mean plan B?

Sirius: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Peter: what about plan D?

Sirius: plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

James: and we don’t like plan E.

Peter: what’s plan E?

Sirius: I’m really hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Remus:

James:

Peter:

Sirius:

Regulus:

Regulus: …I like plan E.

#this actually happened #scheming as they do #prank planning #regulus is a little shit #i love him so muuuuuch #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #remus lupin #wolfstar #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #james x regulus #remus x sirius

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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Regulus: that was my sarcastic voice

James: ya know, it kinda sounds like your normal voice

Regulus: I’ve been told that

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #regulus is a little shit #sarcastic regulus black

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fallingstarsburn · 1 year

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Part 3 of my jegulus x heartstopper art :)

ft james trying to have a cute moment and regulus not knowing how to deal with Emotions™

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cat-s0ul · 10 months

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Sirius: Reg, are you virgin?

Regulus: why on earth would you want to know that?

James stops playing with the snitch to look at them

Sirius: yeah you’re right I don’t wanna know

Reg, looking at James: I’m not by the way

Sirius: wHAT??? WHO?

James looking like deer caught in the headlights swallows. Regulus raises an eyebrow at him smirking before turns to his brother.

Regulus: I don’t know. Ask your best friend maybe he knows.

Sirius, suspecting: Jam- Potter, May I ask why you could know that?

James, panicking: no?

Sirius: no?!

James: maybehetoldmeormaybeimthem

Sirius: you deflowered my baby brother??????

James: I dunno

Sirius, incredulous: do not you know?????

James is starting to defend himself but he is cut off by Regulus’ louder laugh. Sirius looks offended by it.

Sirius: what’s so funny, Regulus?

Regulus still laughing: Are you serious? “Deflowered” are you an old Victorian woman???

Sirius: yes, I'm Sirius. now, would you mind telling me if my best friend broke the not-fucking-your-best-mate’s-bother code?

James shakes his head pleading with Reg to deny it.

Regulus: yes, but he didn't-

Sirius, not listening at all: JAMES POTTER-

James, acting as a soldier: yes, sir!

Sirius: in the next few days, you will be called to get your sentence for deflowering the baby brother of a marauder after an extraordinary meeting.

Regulus: for Salazar! Sirius! Let him be, he didn't deflower me as you say

James: what!? Wasn’t it me?

Sirius: what?

Regulus: nop, it was Barty.

James and Sirius: WHAT?

Barty Crouch Jr sneezes somewhere

#regulus black #sirius black #marauders era #jegulus #barty crouch jr #bartylus #sirius is a drama queen #regulus is a little shit #if there are grammatical mistakes well it's fucking 3.30am

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marauderswhore4 · 1 year

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Unofficial Conversations the Marauders have definitely had:

Regulus: I mean, two people can be right at the same time, but I'm always more right than them.

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addsalwayssick · 2 months

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blue: james

gray: regulus

#james potter #regulus is a little shit #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus

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