#They're both bi
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Mine: Refer to me however you want!
Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.
[They high-five and fist-bump each other]
Mine:
[via @barbmine]
#Mine#Barbmine#Mikethelink#Mike#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY#Mine funniest person alive fr#also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns#and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi#They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing#please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't#I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO#It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means#idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker#Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like#''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao#I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it
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what if there was a soft & squishy gal & a sharp & pointy gal & they were both criminals
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New girl really said "here are two grown men. They do not get alone. Yes they are in love. Yes they fight. Yes they kiss. Yes they are in a long term committed relationship. No they are not dating. yes nick is not interested. Yes nick is actually very into men. Yes nick actually likes schmidt a lot but he wont admit it. schmidt is straight, except that schmidt is so obviously into men. yes they are in love. No they are not together. Yes-
#Nick x schmidt#How did they get away with this#canon noncanon couple#They kiss#But they are straight#Except for when they are gay and kiss#They're both bi#New girl
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Saw this prompt and my brain went into overdrive at the idea of enemies to lovers
The prompt: You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, "This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?"
My first attempt at creative writing in years:
"Well that's kind of desperate, and not just the part where you're asking me of all people." I adjusted the pens on my desk as I belittled my nemesis, who had rather rudely burst into my office with a gust of wind and blinding light.
"I mean really, the oh so powerful and heroic," I scoffed, "Dawnstar can't get himself a date and has to resort to asking Rhetoric, that, oh what was the phrase you used again?" I tapped my chin as if in though for a moment and snapped my fingers as a rose from my seat to check on a plant he almost knocked over in his haste to make my day more complicated. "Ah right, that avaricious monster mobster lady is what you called me." Assured that my shenzhen nongke orchid was unharmed I turned back to the righteous hypocrite loitering in my office.
"That was six years ago and I've apologized four times already dammit." He sighed tiredly, and my sometimes enemy, sometimes ally turned a painfully earnest expression towards me. "You may be a criminal but you run a tight ship, have an actual code of conduct, and I understand better now that the world can't be so neatly portioned off into good and bad. You are also one of the most sought after people in the city, are stupid rich, and I need to show him that I've moved on!" With this last exclamation he gracelessly half fell, half threw himself onto my hand crafted, vegan leather couch.
"And this isn't just me saying things," he continued talking, now lounging and airing his frustrations as if he were in his therapist's office, "I really am over him, but he's got half out social circle convinced that I'm still pining after him like a forlorn maiden in a two dollar bodice ripper. He said that he dumped me! I was the one who said the relationship wasn't working out!" Moodily he turned over onto his stomach and groaned into a pillow, "Never date a reporter…"
I activate the coffee machine I had built into my cherry wood desk, knowing that I would need the boost to deal with this disaster of a man. "So you grand plan to show everyone that you've moved onto bigger and much better things is by asking your, and I quote, "Arch Nemesis" to be your date to the wedding of the decade?" As the smooth scent of espresso began to waft up from the desk I opened up hidden compartment number six on my desk, tossing a few of the hard candies I keep in it at his head.
"I was sixteen! You were the most dangerous person I'd ever met and I got over excited." He started picking up the candies that had bounced off onto the floor and began unwrapping them. "We haven't even seriously fought since the red bridge incident two years ago. Shadow Keeper has you listed as a League Associate. C'mon, we've teamed up together before, and I know you haven't been seeing anyone since that summer thing with Lady Obscura, help me out here." Cheeks filled with candy he made the most pitiful looking pair of puppy dog eyes I'd ever seen at me.
"We haven't fought seriously since the red bridge because I spent three months running a cost-benefit analysis on adjusting my operations to fall a bit more in line with your ideas of ethical, and found that I'd save fifteen percent more time and money by doing so." Idly I took my mug from it's position under the coffee machine and took a fortifying sip. "You will also recall that every time that we've teamed up the world was at stake. As I live here I have a vested interest in ensuring it does not get taken over by a zombie outbreak, or inter-dimensional demons." Leaning back in my seat I hold eye contact with him.
"What exactly do I get out of this arrangement? You weren't wrong you know, all those years ago when you called me avaricious." I smile at him, happy to be in the familiar position of holding all the power in a deal. "I do things because I gain something by doing them. You used to cry from dawn till dusk that I was heartless and wanted to take over the world. I do want the world, I want to own all of it and I would do such a good job taking care of it." I take another long sip of my coffee, drawing out the tension. "What can you give me Dawn? What makes this little ruse worth my while?"
Shoulders tense he looked down at his hands, biting his lip in contemplation. After a few false starts he spoke. "I don't really have anything material to offer you, at least nothing that you couldn't buy a bigger, nicer version of." He looked back at me again, face and posture set as if he were staring down the end of the world once more. "I've known you for a decade now, and I like to think that I've gained a bit of insight into how you think. We both agree you're greedy, and more than a little controlling. You also have a dramatic streak a mile wide." With those words he flashed a sly grin at me, rather at odds with the goodie goodie boy-scout persona he maintains for the press.
"Think of the drama Rhe! The scandal! It would be the biggest story of the year, and you would be the one orchestrating it all." He leap up from his seat and giddily leaned over my desk, bracing himself on his hands and looming over me even more than usual. "People love a good enemies-to-lovers story, they'd eat it up. Tell me you wouldn't relish the opportunity to meticulously plan out every bit of the backstory I know you're already drafting in your head!" I had to squint a bit as he began to literally glow in his excitement. "Think of looks on everyone's faces when you roll up to that wedding with me as your new arm candy. Ex-boyfriend who? I'm living my best life as the sugar-baby of the richest person on this side of the Mississippi, and you are clearly basking in the glory of another successful thirty-seven point plan."
I took one of my pens and use the pointy end to push his face away from where it had gotten dangerously close to mine, leaving a dot black ink on his forehead. He continued to beam at me as I stared at him, considering his proposal. I do love a good spectacle, and so many of my plans lately had needed to be boringly practical.
"If I agree to this," I tapped him on the head with the pen as he began to vibrate in excitement, "If I agree to this, you need to understand that we're playing the long game here." I took a hold of his chin and leaned in until our faces were mere inches apart. "I have a reputation, and this will be a very public declaration that you are mine." He had stilled the moment I touched him, and seemed to barely be breathing as I spoke. "Do you think you can handle that Dawn? Can you handle being mine?"
He slowly blinked, and the reality of what this scheme would mean for him seemed to sink in. For a long moment he looked at me before sighing and relaxing into my hand with a small smile. "I'm always up for a challenge Rhe."
"Good." With a grin I released him and glided towards the door, "Now come on, we need to begin phase one of this performance!"
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(part 2 here)
#writing#creative writing#enemies to lovers#writeblr#hero x supervillain#hero x villain#villain x hero#supervillain x hero#they're both bi#my conniving girlboss supervillain Rhetoric#her annoyingly endearing nemisis Dawnstar#i found the prompt on reddit#i imagine that they show up to the wedding dressed to the nines#and when it hits the news cycle an entire corner of the internet goes wild because their ship just became cannon#naturally they end up getting married
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happy pride month to my two favorite bisexuals !!! 🌈🌈🌈
#pushing daisies#honeypie#ned the piemaker#charlotte charles#they're both bi#t4t when i feel like it too#ned is so girlypop and chuck is so boygirl
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Aries and Artemis Introducing Themselves to the Knights
Aries: This is my ex girlfriend
Artemis, offended: Stop introducing me like that! *shows her wedding band* I’m his wife.
#nexo knights#Dragons in Knighton AU#they're both bi#and Aries is a little shit#he thinks he's hilarious#and he's full of unused dad jokes#the knights are sitting there like: wtf is going on
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Fated Company chapter 13
A twinge of angst and some tooth-rotting fluff. Oh boy oh boy. Love a good couple's fight!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45513463/chapters/115621453
#lockwood and co#fanfiction#locklyle#lgbt+ rights in this bitch#they're both bi#you cant convince me otherwise#lockwood's a horse girl#there i said it#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#George Codona#mary carlyle
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#it's always sunny in philadelphia#Community#dennis reynolds#jeff winger#they're both bi i just know it#iasip
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if i had a nickel for every time a watched a show with a tall brunette as one of the main characters with a big ass coat who's running from a mysterious/bad past with the current rival organization and had an old badass moniker in said organization and then proceeds to have unrivaled homoromantic tension with a shorter person of another organization i would have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
#and they're both so bi coded#bungo stray dogs#carmen sandiego#carmen sandeigo 2019#bsd#dazai#bsd dazai#dazai bsd#dazai osamu#carulia#carmen x julia#soukoku#chuuzai#skk#chuuya x dazai
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ummmmmm I caught up on last night's 911 and.....hello!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
#911#911 spoilers#911 abc spoilers#spoilers#lol being so careful with the spoiler tags bc I'm about to go on a tagging spree#sorry to the haters but i'm a tommy/buck shipper now#(mostly kidding)#I'm sURE that this is a controversial move in some parts of the fandom#but I AM LIVING#BI BUCK IS REAL WE KEEP WINNING#I genuinely absolutely fucking LOVE that this is where they're going with it#and like not to get too sappy#but a thirtysomething bi awakening is so important to me!!!!!#we don't see enough of that!!!!#also! more bi men on tv always!!!#(i mean more bi people in general always)#but a character like buck being into both ladies and dudes is soooooooooo#idk how he'll end up identifying but I have SUCH squishy fandom feelings about it#anyway! I'm having a ball!!!! no notes!!!!!
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something about Buck describing trying to get Tommys attention as exhausting and the call back to s3 buddie divorce era in the supermarket when Eddie tells him he's exhausting.
Something something about the scene with Tommy mentioning muay Thai and both of them getting closer and posturing an its mirroring their reconciliation kitchen scene 'I could still take you'
#I'm just finding the fact that there are already a million Buddie parallels that they're making use of to both cement bi Buck#but also to show how tommy is a version of Eddie and that Buck is misunderstanding the assignment#telling us that Tommy isn't endgame but a safe space for Buck to discover this part of himself before he is ready for Eddie#911 spoilers#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#tommy kinard
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you know about gay lawyers well here are some straight (bi) ones
#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#they're both bi fight me#mia fey#ayasato chihiro#godot#kaminogi souryuu#diego armando#miego#??#according to google that's the ship name#mmmhhh#aa#art#digital art
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I don't know about yall but I think this is the funniest reveal possible
#pro tip! do not genuinely bitch about how awful nora is for giving us free extra information in my tags! i will block your ass#i genuinely think this is hilarious#aftg#andrew minyard#renee walker#all for the game#its a gay relationship but they're both gay in the wrong direction#queue up that bi gay sex pemdas post
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heart: Help! I’m drowning!
mind: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
heart: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#chonnys charming chaos compendium#minds only chillin cos they're wearing platforms smh#(literally cheating those shoes are unfair) [skill issue tbh :\]#(yea and it'll be a skill issue when you try & swim with those cinder blocks on ur feet) [what] (have fun drownin bi-)#then they both drown#soul did nothing he just watched#it was tired of their bs
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reminder to everyone that trauma IS a valid reason to use aspec labels. "i don't know if i'm aspec or just traumatized—" protip!!! you can be both!!!! the thing about labels is that they're not immutable states of being that you're born as. they're literally just words that we use to describe our lived experiences, and if asexual or aromantic or any related label feel relevant to the way that you experience attraction, whether it's a result of trauma or not, they're there for you to use. having trauma as a cause does not invalidate the fact that someone is experiencing lesser or no attraction. that's still the aspec experience babey. use the label if you want it's there for you <3
#kissing every traumatized aspec person on the forehead. with permission of course#obviously the labels aren't gonna be right for everyone but like...#i see a lot of discussion around this topic and it's actually SO important to me to bring up every time#that labels are just little signs you put up to tell people something about yourself.#it's not an immutable unchangeable fact. it's a little sign. it's a label just like you make with a label maker.#its purpose is to be there and communicate something about your experience to the people around you.#so if you want to communicate that you don't experience attraction in an allo way! that's literally what it's there for!#really i feel like denying people access to those labels cause they weren't born that way is like.#first. an asshole move. why don't you shut the fuck up and let other people decide what they experience#second. perpetuating the idea that if you don't experience attraction you're broken? but just in a different way?#'you can experience limited/no attraction IF you're ace and born that way. otherwise you're ACTUALLY fucked up.'#'you're straight/gay/bi you're just broken right now.' actually maybe they're experiencing something that aligns with asexuality.#ever thought about that...#intent here is NOT to speak for anyone with that experience. however i meet like seven people a year who say that they're unsure#if they're aspec or just traumatized#and it's SO important to me to say that you can be both. you can use the label. your experiences are valid#whether they're internally or environmentally caused.#kiss kiss ily everybody (/aro)#<— tone indicator that indicates that i meant it aromantically#aspec#aromantic#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aro positivity#asexual#ace pride#acespec#ace positivity#ace inclusion. turn the tables
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Pre‐Ethiopia Jason looking at Clark and Bruce on their usual bs: ...
Jason: Meh. Ms. Jane Austen did it better with Lizzie and Darcy. This looks like a cheaply produced melodramatic shitshow with two divorced actors playing as a couple. Hard pass. Solid 2/10.
Bruce: ...
Clark: wow---
Dick: *cackling and losing it in the background*
#jason gave them 2 points cos they're both disaster bi's and they cant help it in a sense#oh dick wait till he judges you and wally---#i love smol gremlin jason with his lit nerd brain#i wanna observe him under a microscope#enemies to lovers and couples who go back and forth with their arguments just 🥰#tho gotta agree pride and prejudice did it better#dc#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#jason todd#dick grayson#kay and her bs rambles~
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