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fareehaandspaniards · 4 months

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I sometimes wonder how comes you ended up SO attached to Damian specifically? When you first appeared you was just one of us Micolash simps, but before I've noticed it is just Damian everywhere ggjhggkj Sorry if you've answered somewhere already, but what made you so obsessed with Damian? What was that thing that made you see his potential and appeal the way you do now?

Well, yes, you were right to point out that when I came here, I was mostly interested only in Micolash! But gradually getting used to the character, you start to think about his surroundings! And if Edgar I liked from the first glance and he always will be my favourite nerd-accountant-church boy with issues, then Damian I just ignored at first xd And in the game did not really notice him, although he stands out among the phantoms - Loch Shield, ability to heal with choir bell, Mensis cage (AND his amazing look. Long hair and tired old face? Ooooh, I'm in). The cage in particular makes you think that he is a very difficult character which belongs to an enemy fraction and fights on your side. Well beyond that, it was worth taking a closer look at him and it all went on its own :'D

Most of the fandom sees him in a similar way - caring, selflessly giving of himself to Micolash, loyal to the core, a bit slow due to age, and cozy man. My first vision of him was also like he is an absolute angel, the purest creation in the entire game! That was second phase of my simping I think xD Granddilf with the biggest heart and purest soul, loyal servant of his beloved one - oh my god!! Makes me go crazy because I want him to be respected immediately, be loved and cherished. Maybe he is my type? I don't know. Old, really OLD man with loving heart and I-i-i-i... melting...

One of my headcanons is that Damian can kill a human, do crimes, cruel medical experiments (he is a Mensis scholar after all) but he can never hurt a child! ^^^^ There is him with little Yurie, Micolash and Edgar, and image I drew after a cool discussion with Fantomette! We talked about possibility of Edgar being Micolash's son, which means that Damian could possibly be his godfather xd

(Also you may see a plushie bunnie in little Micolash's hands and it has much more sense that it may seem!)

I am too lazy to explain I am sorry Dx But I wrote about bunny and little Irzhie here, in an ask game. The question was - what would be his favourite toy? >>>

Me and my husband talked about Irzhie too much and came to many funny and creepy conclusions and ideas (Damian's obsession with his little brother, projection his brother on Micolash, insanity, necromancy and,,,, Many other things :^) , so that picture was born)

(Sorry to put it in your ask lkak.ermkeamg,g,fdmg BUT you can't shut me up when it's about Damian D: )

I mean you can put Damian in ANY headcanon and he still be kindest man ever existed.

In myvision of lore he helped Rom when she felt really bad in Byrgenwerth, was one amongst three people in the whole college who supported Caryll, he protected Micolash his whole life, he was trying to soften Micolash's deeds and didn't want him to involve innocent children in his experiments (as much as adults. But I believe that Yahar'gul people were sort of fanatics so there were many volunteers for School of Mensis medical stuff), he was the one who will always do his best to help whenever you ask.

And my poor old man is also a saddest creature, because the fact is a fact - no matter if he hates or loves Micolash or just fights against his ideas in game, Micolash is in a Nightmare and Damian is here. I shipped Damicolash and it was really bittersweet. Mico dies and what is left for Damian? Only grieve and sorrow?

Damian/Yurie - bitter end, Damian/Rom - bitter end, Damian/Micolash - bitter end, Damian/anyone else - bitter end! :^)

Anyone else except sir Gremia! (This man deserves another post he is also so complicated! My husband KNOWS how much I adore him. Many of our daily jokes include him lol) Gremia has a strong need in an "adult/mother" archetype and also in "wife/lover", he needs someone who will pat his head and whom he can protect. And Damian needs someone to take care of, to protect and to be protected by that someone (Theme for another post :Р)

Damian, who gave love but didn't receive it, who did his best for Micolash but ended up leaving the Mensis School because his beloved crossed all bounds of sanity, who believed in Kos, his goddess of mothers and children, who genuinely tried to help everyone - I wanted him to be happy.

It really concerned me and I think then started the third phase of simping, when I found out that Sir Gremia exists and Damian just can't be perfect (it's so wrong and boring. I love when a character is like alive person, so it means they are problematic! There are no "normal" people)

I have to say, as you mentioned, I have seen him as a chad, attracting everyone to him xD But right now for me he has flaws, he can be very annoying sometimes, plus overprotection of Micolash (I think Micolash even got tired of him. Sounds like an absolute Micolash plus that may be a reason he let Damian go from serving him), weaknesses and traumas, cruelty and coldness in his heart, and a strong attachment to the past. But he's the kind one. And that's what hit my heart the hardest way. He is player friendly for his own unknown reasons, but I believe his destiny and talent is to lead and protect, which is what he has been doing all his life.

I write a fic about him and Gremia right now, connected with the early Healing Church and I want to put there all my headcanons, big and small and finally finish his story and give him the end of the game that he deserves

I am sorry for the amount of text. Old man took a place in my heart, he does not only looks like an absolute perfection but also seems to be a wonderful person with lots of issues and flaws. I LOVE HIM

I need to improve my drawing skill so I will draw him better and he will become more popular :'D

Maybe I got a little off-topic? But I want you to know how I see him - it's the main point of my simping xD So hard to put all my thoughts in one text. Hope it's not hard to read. It's much easier to write a story than tell the chaos that is happening in your head with your blorbo xD

#my art #mensis scholar damian #bloodborne #bloodborne headcanons #longpost #mutuals #ask

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nandawrites · 4 months

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Divine Cruelty

Fandom: The Mortal Instruments, The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Ship: Malec (Magnus Bane x Alec Lightwood)

Summary: “You are very cruel, did you know that?”

There was a startled silence on the other end of the line and Magnus realised that no, Alec didn’t know.

A/N: One of my goals for 2024 is to clear out my wip folder so I started with this one that just needed some finishing touches. I started it back in 2016 after a TMI reread and it's based on the scene where Alec calls Magnus to help them rescue Jace from Valentine's boat with some insights from The Bane Chronicles. I had plans to make it a whole long thing, but looking at it now I think it's fine the way it is.

Sorry if I confused anything from the books, I haven't reread TMI in a couple of years. But I hope you all still like it!

If you prefer, also read it on AO3!

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“You are very cruel, did you know that?”

There was a startled silence on the other end of the line and Magnus realised that no, Alec didn’t know. He didn’t have the slightest clue what he had been doing to him, what he was doing to him right now, had no idea how Magnus felt or how much every word that left his mouth made his heart ache. Magnus felt a bolt of rage flaming up inside him, because how dare Alexander Lightwood have all this power over him and be just so damn clueless about it? He had always known the other was blatantly honest and innocent, only now he realised it wasn’t innocence, he was just plainly ignorant of everyone and everything in the world that weren’t him and that damned walking nuisance of a parabatai of his, and-

And he had to stop there because even as he thought it, he knew it wasn’t true. Alec was acutely aware of everyone around him, always there to help them. He was blatantly honest and innocent, without any shield or armour between his soul and the world; it was what had caught Magnus’ attention at first, after all. And while it was true he seemed massively ignorant of his impact on Magnus, the warlock couldn’t hold it against him, because he didn’t have any ill-intent with it. It wasn’t Alec’s fault ignorance could be just as, if not more, harmful than malice.

He passed his hand through his hair and hung his head, defeated. He was done for, he couldn’t even bear to truly stay mad at the boy for more than a few seconds. The anger was gone and all it left behind was a gaping nothingness, a dull ache of resigned sorrow and futile love. Because this is what it was, wasn’t it? The touch of angels in its purest form. Magnus had to press his knuckles against his mouth not to let out a bitter laugh.

“Magnus, I…” The voice that sounded from the other end of the line was small and uncertain and Magnus promptly cut it off, he didn’t want to think about Alec hurting when his own feelings were the ones that had just been blindly shattered.

“Don’t. Forget it. I’ll send you an address, forward it to Clary and tell her and the others to meet me there.”

“So you are helping us?” The question was hopeful, excited even, as if Magnus agreeing to help was a welcome surprise, as if Alec really thought he had presented him with a choice. Magnus knew there had never truly been any.

“Yes, I am helping you”, he responded flatly, and if he had put a bit of extra emphasis on that last word, it was lost when Alec pulled the phone away to pass the good news to Isabelle. Magnus hung up before the other had a chance to come back and start thanking him for it.

He stared down at the now black screen of his phone for a moment, feeling drained and unable to think for a while. An unwelcome memory wormed his way into his mind, a fleeting thought he had had a few weeks ago when things were calm and sweet and good and he had been foolish enough to let hope take him over.

Maybe Alexander Lightwood would not break his heart.

Yeah, right.

But now wasn’t the time to wallow in his own self-pity and foolish heart. Now he had a job to do, and a terribly important one at that. Bigger than anything he had had to deal with in the past few years. He couldn’t afford to let himself be distracted now.

Straightening himself up, he thought about what he would have to do and quickly formed a plan and a list of the things he would need to execute it. He opened his phone again and quickly typed in an address and sent it to Isabelle’s phone - trusting they would do as he had requested and pass it on to Clary -, before walking to his supplies cabinet and starting to separate what he would need.

He wasn’t thrilled about having to go against Valentine Morgenstern yet again, but if he could in any way be thankful for the fact a psychopathic maniac was planning to destroy the city, he would. Because at least it gave him something to do, a purpose, it allowed him to slip into a different mindset and just forget about his own problems for a while.

Right now, the High Warlock of Brooklyn was needed.

Magnus Bane and all the cruel angels that owned him would just have to wait.

#Malec #Magnus Bane #Alec Lightwood #TMI #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #city of ashes #fanfiction #writings #nandawrites #mine #outtakes #angst #AO3

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impishtubist · 2 years

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9, 20, 26!

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Hmmm. Well, I hate Snape and Dumbledore for obvious reasons, and Draco is simply an annoying ferret boy. I don't like Danny on West Wing or Frank from MASH, but I feel like those are also obvious....lol. What other fandoms do we share besides those? I'm sure I can give you a whole list of other characters I hate! I'm super picky about who I like in a fandom, lmao.

20. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

Depends on the fandom! Cedric/Harry in HP fandom. Aziraphale/Crowley in Good Omens. Er. I think those are my only ones, actually.

26. Most shippable character?

Sirius Black, hands down. :)

#imp speaks #salty asks #ask box meme #fanfic ask game

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moony-saraneth · 2 years

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hello you xx 20 and 22 for salty asks please?

hello!

What is the purest ship in the fandom? huh okay this is actually really hard?? for marauders era, I want to say Dorlene. also Neville/anyone because he is a cinnamon roll and my sweet boy and I love his sweet heart.

Popular character you hate? I see a lot of fic trying to redeem Snape and I hate that man with my whole heart. idk if he counts as popular?

#gaewaren #asks

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marshmallowwitharubberband · 23 days

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This is probably going to get me kicked out of the fandom but...

I've been rewatching the Stray Kids survival show and now my conspiracy theory loving ass is convinced kicking out Felix and Lee Know and having them back was just a PR stunt planned from the start.

Entertainment companies' whole schtick is selling people as products. It's what they do. And from both a strategic and marketing point of view, LK and Felix were too good assets to just let go like that.

Felix? Handsome face+acts cute+deep voice+foreign accent. He is 90% of the recipe for an Ideal Teenage Heartthrob. If you asked AI to make an ideal teen idol it'd spit out a 6-foot Felix. Even the issue with pronounciation feels like a flimsy one, (xenophobia notwithstanding, which could totally be a factor) considering everything else he had going on for him. They could give him a tutor. Dental work and plastic surgeries are handed out like candy to idols (as much as the fandom is in denial about it) so a language tutor wouldn't be such a huge expense, it's JY-fukkin'-P not a poor indie company.

Lee Know had EXPERIENCE. Idoling is, after all, a *job* like any other. And what do jobs love more than anything? Work experience. Lee Know had already been a backup dancer for a huge group, had already toured, completed the basic training in record time. He knew how things worked. They were firing the only experienced employee.

BUT people love an underdog story. It's a proven fact. Since, deep down EVERYONE has felt like the underdog, a victim treated unfairly, and stories of a downtrodden protagonist rising up and shutting everyone's mouths is cathartic for the same reason. We project ourselves in that underdog (It's, in my opinion, one of the factors that contributed to BTS gaining such a strong following, but that's a different rant for a different day) . So what better way to make the audience want to root for these kids, than showing how much they struggled?

What better way to add drama, rageclicks, get people talking about it, if only to curse the company's name, than an "unfair" decision? And of course, it had to affect the ones the audience would have the strongest reaction to. The cutest, purest one and one half of the dynamic duo. Those are the ones that would surely have the audience in an uproar. Hurt the cinammon roll, break up the star-crossed bros. Instant fandom explosion.

And then, after all the tears, drama, and backlash, the company has their heart warmed by their effort, and decides to be benevolent and give these boys a second chance.

Yeah, right.

Half of any reality show is scripted anyway.

My beef with it is that it's clear the kids weren't in on the plan. So they needlessly stressed them out for clout. That's just cruel.

Can this whole rant be disproved by a google search? Probably. But like I said, I love making up crazy theories, it's not like the JYP CEO will read this.

Stay safe, stay critical, but overall, stay delulu.

#other crazy teories I have include:#idols fake or exaggerate their personalities to fit the male harem/boyband archetypes #and #there could potentially be Dan Schneider situations at idol companies and we will never know #but that's too dark to dwell on #I love kpop as much as everyone but yeah #idols are products #skz #skzhitposting #skz stay #kpop rants

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thevoidwouldbecalling · 9 months

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For the Salty Ask List (spn of course)…

*wearing a dark kermit hood* Do all of them.

Forgive them Father for they know not what they do

Okay but seriously I’m not really in spn fandom anymore but I will do my best

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

You guys know the one. I’ve made it obvious which one it is. (it’s d*sti*l)

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

Yes. Wincest

3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

Bitch I’ve blocked people over fandom opinions

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

*looks into the camera like I’m on The Office*

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

God yes

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

For SPN? No

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

Seasons 7-15

8. Have you received anon hate? What about?

I think like once. Something about Meg or Rachel, I’m sure lmfao

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Other than the ones you’re not supposed to like, Dean and Crowley. Nothing I hate more than a static character

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

Season 10 because it’s fucking awful lol

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Yes. Meg is my babygirl to this day

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that fandom doesn’t? Why?

Godstiel was hot

13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

Dean is an unbearable man child who never actually learns or grows throughout the whole show

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

SPN Family is indeed a family but it’s the kind you have to see once a year on Thanksgiving and it’s really awkward and somebody always ends up fighting and you kind of can’t stand them, actually

15. Unpopular opinion about the show?

“Swan Song” isn’t that good of an episode

16. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

Castiel’s ending

17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

Instead of Cas confessing feelings for the wrong brother, he would confess to having feelings for Sam and they would ride off into the sunset

18. Does not shipping something “popular” mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

No lmfao. Especially not for this fandom

19. What is the one thing that you hate most about your fandom?

Media illiteracy

20. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

There are literally no pure ships they are all at least a little problematic lbr

21. What are your thoughts on crack ships?

Dean/Mr. Fizzles 4ever

22. Popular character you hate?

Crowley

23. Unpopular character you love?

Tom (demon with 2 lines in season 1)

24. Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?

Absolutely not. Why would I put someone else through that

25. How would you end XXX/would you change the ending of XXX?

Idk how I’d end it but it’d definitely be Different

26. Most shippable character?

Sam “college boy” Winchester

27. Least shippable character?

Crowley

#crowley hate blogging #supernatural #ask #musclesandhammering

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cloudslinger · 2 years

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TRC 9 10 14 20 :)

thank you so much!!! 🥰

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

um literally whelk (i'm so glad adam killed him sorry) i couldn’t really stand him though i know he was necessary for the books and the Plot... i didn’t dislike him THAT much though... there's worst characters and my disliking for him Varies. i really liked his whole depressing pathetic man vibe 🥰 but he killed noah / tried to kill my boy gansey so guillotine! 🔪 and also the laumonier triplets? (i never understood anything they were saying and the whole thing where they acted as One Entity confused me even more wtf) / gwenllian... i could not stand her attitude towards the boys and she was super Annoying... same w/ piper! i love evil woman villains but she was not it sometimes, i’d have to do a reread to change my mind on her... 😭

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

there's so many! 😭 but i'm gonna go w/ gwenllian's bc i'm not a fan of her AT ALL... idk :/ she's just so bleghhh! and this is like an odd way to phrase this but sondeok...! I LOVE AND ADORE SONDEOK! she was Everything i ever wanted in a villain and i dislike the way her arc was like half formed, same w/ henry's... i wish we'd spent more time on their character backgrounds :( i would trade more sondeok / henry rep for all the white (women) in this book... :/ but that's just my opinion, (i hope this doesn’t offend anyone) 😭

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

i don’t think i have too many unpopular opinions of the fandom bc i try to avoid any drama 🥰 so all i can say is i'm having a blast here myself ☺️ and i think all of my mutuals are such nice people who have all been super nice to me! ig my unpopular opinion would be that i view my space of this fandom like old folks that are sitting in comfy chairs knitting things

20. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

hmmm i think bluesey (if you remove the horny) 🥰🥰🥰 idk them! bc oh my gosh “she makes me quiet like henrietta” or carliana (bc neck kisses... 🥺🥺🥺) i think these ships are very pure and so so wholesome!!!

#asks #we--are---not--afraid

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rembrandtae · 3 years

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the amount of love i feel towards tenzo and the amount of frustration and bitterness i feel towards the plot regarding wHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HIM IN THE 2ND HALF OF SHIPPUDEN make me physically weak </3 and i know i will be so pissed at the ending

#HE DESERVES BETTER #IDK IF ITS BASED BC I DONT KNOW NARUTO FANDOM AT ALL AND ITS POPULAR OR UNPOPULAR OPINIONS #BUT TENZO BABY SWEETIE CUTIE PIE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN HIS WHOLE LIFE PUREST BOY ON EARTH WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU #WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING TO HIM AND WHY IS HE DOING WHAT HE'S DOING IN BORUTO #WHY DID THEY DRAG HIM INTO KAKASHI FILLERS AND GAVE ME EVEN MORE REASONS TO BE EMOTIONALLY ATTATCHED #ONLY TO COME BACK TO THE WAR AND SEE NO ONE TRYING TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT PLACE HDSFDAJFDGHDFGDA #it's like with monspeet and derieri #all 3 of them are in different places in my head and that's canon for me #i wish i could scream about my love for him to someone but i can only do it here #share with the void #<////////////////////////////3

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archived-kin · 3 years

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simeon with a himbo boyfriend

note from kin: once again i am writing for the boys because this fandom doesn’t have nearly enough content for them, especially for Big and Beefy Men. let them be in dating sim fandoms too!!!!!! give them more content!!!!!

anyway i’ve made you an angel since i don’t want to have to think about the deeper repercussions of what simeon dating a human would be (i mean we all know what happened to lilith when she tried it)

fandom: obey me!

character(s): male!reader, simeon, luke, belphegor, beelzebub, asmodeus, satan, leviathan, mammon, lucifer, barbatos, diavolo, solomon

pairing(s): simeon/reader but it accidentally becomes everyone/simeon’s boyfriend at some point whoops (this ended up as a pretty big block of text as a result so please let me know if you have difficulty reading it so that i can try to format it better!)

warning(s): nope!

genre: fluff!!!! fluff everywhere!!!!!!!!!

simeon thinks you’re the cutest goddamn thing in all three realms

you may be six foot four inches of muscle but to him that is six foot four inches of ADORABLE

you’re very strong so he likes to just run and jump up at you from behind and wrap his arms around your neck because he knows you won’t be fazed by it (physically anyways, emotionally is another story)

the other angels always gasp when he does this in public because it’s so far from his usual ‘poised and elegant’ thing but how is simeon NOT supposed to climb all over you like a koala when you’re so big and huggable???

simeon just really loves jumping at you like that okay

because every time he does you’ll just pause for a second and look very confused as to why your back has suddenly gotten heavier, and then you’ll turn your head, and your smile and excited little ‘simeon!!’ is to DIE for

he has to be incredibly upfront with you about what he wants because otherwise you will not understand

he has to say, word for word, “i want to sleep in the same bed as you every day” before you actually realise that that’s what he meant

the whole exchange kind of went like this:

simeon, being sappy at like seven in the morning: “i want to wake up like this all the time from now on”

you: “??? do you want me to come lie down next to you before you wake up tomorrow morning?”

simeon: “no, for the whole night”

you: “you want to wake up like this for the whole night??”

simeon: [sighs]

he also often has to be the one taking charge when it comes to physical affection

like you’re always willing to give him hugs and carry him around and let him sleep sprawled out on your chest like a starfish and give him kisses but half the time simeon has to ask you because for some reason you just won’t do it on your own???

at one point simeon starts getting a little insecure that you don’t actually really like physical affection and are just going along with it for him

because he’s a sensible angel, he brings this up with you before jumping to conclusions

he was not prepared for you to reply that you always wait for him to confirm that he wants affection because you’re afraid that you’ll accidentally hurt him with your strength if you go for it by yourself

simeon doesn’t cry a lot but dear god did he come close that day

after that it’s just hand holding and hugs and forehead kisses galore from you and simeon couldn’t be happier

now, it’s time for a bit of backstory

you were created purely to fight during the big celestial war, which is why you are so Beefy and Stupid

the beefy is because they needed you to be both strong and intimidating, while the stupid is because they didn’t create you with anything but fist fighting in mind

during the war you were a force to be reckoned with because you could just run at and headbutt a demon and they’d immediately be flung straight out of the skies and back into the devildom

and, even better, this meant that you didn’t have to kill anyone! you could just punt them so hard that they’d be flung out of the realm where the battle’s taking place entirely

once the war was over though they didn’t really know what to do with you

you were basically just this giant baby who didn’t know how to do anything but war

so they just dumped you in a garden and told you to take care of the flowers

which was how simeon originally met you! he was taking a walk around the gardens and saw you crying over a tree that you accidentally snapped in half with your big clumsy hands

now, simeon wasn’t one to believe in love at first sight, but HOLY FUCK

if he hadn’t already been an angel in the celestial realm he’d have thought you were some divine being from the heavens

anyway long story short simeon consoled you and started helping you take care of the garden, taught you how to live a life in times of peace, spent entire nights just lying awake and thinking about your smile and your laugh and how warm your hands look to hold and how it would feel to hug you, and finally managed to confess to you without you misconstruing it as just a Friendly Act of Kindness, and now you two are the proud holders of the title Cutest Couple in The Universe

granted only asmo calls you two that but you’ll take it

speaking of asmo allow me to segue this to the rad exchange programme era

you get so sad when simeon tells you he’ll have to leave for a year

your face falls when he breaks the news and your voice is all lost and quiet when you ask, ‘does that mean i can’t see you?’

simeon is absolutely devastated

it’s like a thousand puppies and kittens are being murdered right in front of him

he nearly cries (when i say nearly i mean he does)

but he can’t back out of the exchange program now, and one year isn’t THAT much for beings that live for possibly forever, so in the end, giving you a giant hug and about a million kisses to make up for the ones you’ll miss over the coming year, simeon leaves for the devildom

he makes it about a month and a half without you before he starts getting all mopey

and you’re not doing much better up in the celestial realm

michael actually has to message simeon and ask him how to deal with you because you spend every day dejectedly shuffling around the gardens that you take care of and it’s making everyone sad just looking at you

simeon reads that message and immediately decides that either he’s going back to the celestial realm or you’re coming down to the devildom

the authorities are a little cautious about it because you’re one of the purest angels they have and they really don’t want you getting corrupted by demons

but simeon assures them that the few demons that you’ll actually be having contact with wouldn’t do that, and you’ll be under both his and lord diavolo’s protection

so you end up being allowed to join simeon in the devildom for his exchange year!!!

honestly with the way the two of you react when you see each other again you’d think you hadn’t seen each other in years

simeon runs up to you and jumps straight into your arms and you spin him around in a big hug and ahhhhhhhh it’s like a teen romance movie but with an actually compelling relationship

and so you move into his bedroom (because of course you’re still going to share one down here) and take up a temporary position as a gardener to take up time since you can’t really do school

pros: simeon now gets to see you every day again and you look very cute bustling around the devildom’s fancy gardens with a watering can and wheelbarrow. also he gets to watch you lift an entire shed and it’s the best thing he’s ever seen

cons: the others are all basically in love with you now as well

simeon’s torn between ‘why wouldn’t they be, he’s literally the most perfect being ever’ and ‘what the fuck, that’s MY boyfriend’

belphie likes you because you are similar to beel and you’re also warm and big and strong so he can take naps on you and you won’t be bothered in the slightest

one day simeon sees belphie just jump onto your back and start sleeping there while you’re crouched in the garden doing some weeding and he’s so stunned by the sheer audacity that he forgets to be mad about it

honestly you don’t really notice that belphie is sleeping on you until you go to get up and feel something move on your back

and then, being the dumb precious idiot you are, you just lie face first there on the lawn so that he can carry on sleeping without being disturbed

consequence: simeon nearly cries at your sweetness but is also incredibly jealous and belphie is now having Feelings that he didn’t sign up for

beel meanwhile isn’t sure how to feel about you at first because he kind of feels like you’re stealing his twin all the time, but then you make him your special candied fruits (from produce that you grew yourself) and he loves you from that point forward

also PLEASE share your workout routine with him he wants to know your secret

it turns out that you don’t really have a workout routine?? you were just made like that

though the constant exercise and heavy lifting and stuff you do as part of your daily garden-care routine (you take care of basically all of the gardens back in the celestial realm) helps as well

he’s a bit disappointed but he does like that you can pick him up without any effort

one time he asked if you were capable of it and without missing a beat you went ‘let’s find out!’ and straight up swept him off his feet

beel was fucking screaming on the inside but no can’t feel feelings that’s simeon’s boyfriend

meanwhile asmo… okay we all know the way asmo is

boy took one look at you and immediately started drooling (figuratively anyway. physically his jaw just dropped)

kudos to him though, he backs off with the flirting as soon as simeon informs everyone that you’re his partner

asmo may be the avatar of lust but he is no home wrecker (he still finds an excuse to hug you every time he sees you though because awooga, muscles)

(he does know his boundaries so simeon doesn’t mind too much)

asmo also very likes the fact that you have such a green thumb because it means you can grow the prettiest flowers and you’re always willing to trim him a few to use as accessories

at some point simeon accidentally eavesdrops in on a conversation between the two of you where you’re just gushing about what kind of flowers he likes and how you’re going to plant them everywhere in the devildom because you like it when he smiles when he sees them

CRITICAL HIT!!!!!

simeon is pretty sure he combusts on the spot, while asmo is just squealing

thus was the origin of the title ‘Cutest Couple in the Universe’

satan on the other hand is mostly disinterested in you at first

the two of you live in pretty different worlds even if you live within the a five minutes’ walk of each other. he prefers to stay locked up in his room or the library and just curl up with a good book or ten for hours on end, while you’re always outside, digging flower beds and pruning bushes and cleaning fences and walls and basically doing every other little bit of manual labour that none of the brothers could be bothered to do before

he does note that you’re pretty good at what you do but that’s about it

until one day

you’re just pottering about in the garden outside the house of lamentation doing your angelic gardener thing when the stray cat that satan’s secretly been feeding for the past month or so comes by for its usual afternoon meal

satan has the window overlooking the garden so he quickly spots its ginger fur as well as you staring directly at it, and he immediately panics because what if you scare it away with your intimidating stature???

(yes, part of the reason satan doesn’t acknowledge you before this is because he was kind of scared of you and your muscles that he heard could punt beings out of entire realms back in your hey-day)

so he quickly dumps his book (though not without carefully bookmarking his place first) and rushes down to the garden in hopes of salvaging the situation, only to find you lying face first on the grass once again, though this time it’s not his little brother on your back

it’s the cat, who is purring like a little motor and aggressively kneading its paws against your back

satan can’t even see your face in this moment but he still basically gets cupid-shot in the heart because this is the cutest thing he’s ever seen

he has to force himself to calm down for a bit before he approaches lest he get overexcited and accidentally incur simeon’s wrath in the process

anyway after that satan makes a beeline for you every time he sees you and learns that you are an Absolute Idiot, but it just makes him like you even more

if satan was intimidated by you at first though, levi is downright terrified

you look like you could snap him in half with a single punch

he doesn’t try to talk to you at all for the first few weeks because how could he possibly find common ground to talk to you about?? you probably hunt dragons and eat rocks or something in your spare time

it isn’t until satan brings you up one day and mentions that you are incredibly dumb of the ass and probably couldn’t hurt a fly even if you tried that levi even entertains the idea of befriending you

he’s still not making the first move though

but it turns out that he doesn’t have to! one day you just show up at his bedroom door holding a giant crate of his latest akuzon haul

turns it got dropped off at the local post office after traffic problems and you volunteered to go pick it up and bring it back

anyway levi thanks you and starts unpacking his stuff, expecting you to leave in silence, but then he looks over and sees you just standing in front of his tv and staring at it

he’d been playing some battle platformer to pass the time before you showed up, and while levi himself doesn’t consider it particularly remarkable, you’re absolutely fascinated

being a gardener in the celestial realm you’ve never really had experience with this kind of thing, and you’re even more tech-illiterate than simeon, so what you’re seeing is basically like magic to you

so levi takes it upon himself to teach you as much about the art of gaming as he can in the short span of the next four hours before simeon gets home from a meeting of some kind and you inevitably immediately run off to greet him

you learn the basics relatively quickly but you’re still pretty awful at it

levi loses count of the amount of times you’ve accidentally run right off the end of the platform and fallen to your death once it reaches thirty two

it’s pretty much the most he’s laughed in, like, forever

congratulations! you have gained a new member in your party! levi will now follow you to the ends of the earth because you are the first person he feels like he can just be totally at ease around without being judged at all and just have fun with

(once, after you leave another gaming session to go cuddle with your boyfriend in the garden, levi catches himself thinking that ‘it isn’t fair that simeon gets to date him’ and has to do some serious self assessment)

mammon meanwhile has none of the reverence for you that his brother does

the amount of times he’s tried to rope you into his money-making schemes (which never work because he fails to realise that you are incapable of doing anything malicious in the slightest) is honestly just embarrassing at this point

simeon has to step in more than a couple of times because honestly mammon could ask you for your wallet and you’d probably just give it to him without another thought

that being said your wallet wouldn’t be much use because you never have any money

you just don’t understand the concept of exchanging money for goods and/or services so you never see any need for it

that being said, simeon does give you some money every time you go out into town on your own because something will inevitably catch your eye and you’ll suddenly realise that you just cannot live without it

the thing is simeon spoils you ridiculously so he always gives you way more money than would be considered a reasonable allowance

which means all mammon has to do is tag along and ask you nicely and you’ll probably buy him anything he wants

he does this a couple of times but then stops because he actually starts feeling bad about it

something just doesn’t sit right with him when he’s walking around with a bunch of shiny new things you’ve bought him with money that was meant to be spent on you while the only thing you’ve bought of your own volition is a pack of chocolate lollipops shaped like rabbits to share with simeon and luke

he may be the demonic avatar of greed but even he has a line that he won’t cross

he makes up for it by buying you things instead

nothing too expensive (he’s still mammon after all), just little things like sweets or bulbs for flowers you haven’t tried planting yet or food colouring for you to use for your candied fruits

speaking of those candied fruits, guess who loves and would probably kill a man for them?

lucifer

man may not seem like it but he has a hell of a sweet tooth

there was a bit of tension between the two of you when you first met (well there was tension from lucifer anyway) because he’d never met you like he had simeon and luke and had no idea what you were like

plus he’d heard about how you’re everyone’s favourite now back in the celestial realm and the little piece of him that still misses his life as an angel is a little petty about it

but then he interacts with you more and he realises that that favouritism is absolutely deserved

he will not admit it but he has wondered what being carried by you would feel like on multiple occasions

figures out how to read you really well which isn’t much of an achievement when you wear every single feeling you have on your sleeve but it still brings him a bit of satisfaction when he notices something that simeon doesn’t

he may be a pridey mcprideface but he is willing to give up a bit of that pride by pretending he can’t carry something heavy so that he can watch you do it

simeon acts like he doesn’t notice this but he absolutely does and he doesn’t know if he should tease lucifer about it or whack him over the head with a newspaper for it

all that aside though, much like simeon, lucifer also thinks you’re just the cutest

he comes across you building a pillow fortress in the middle of the house of lamentation’s living room one day and is understandably like “what are you doing in my house and what are you doing with those pillows”

you explain very seriously that satan asked you for help in an apparently pre-arranged pillow fight with mammon and that every warrior needs a well-protected base of operations and offer to show him all the optimised battle features somehow recreated from nothing but cushions and blankets and chairs

lucifer’s heart goes d o k i d o k i

he also has experience with Big and Dumb men from dealing with both beel and diavolo (when the three of you are together it’s just himbo3) so the stupid doesn’t bother him much

speaking of diavolo (wow i am nailing all of these transitions from character to character look at me go)

this man is basically just a grown up golden retriever boy and you are a big gentle st. bernard so the two of you get along like a house on fire

you’ve seen how much this man gushes about lucifer. now imagine that times a thousand

that is how he talks about you

honestly sometimes you’d think HE’S the one dating you

simeon would probably get defensive if he didn’t get so much whiplash from their conversations about you

diavolo: “i must say, i never would have pinned [name] as being your type”

simeon, ready to Fucking Brawl: “excuse me?”

diavolo: “though i don’t blame you, have you seen his page in that book about the celestial war? the illustration does his true beauty no justice, of course, but it’s enchanting in and of itself. to be honest i’d have loved to have seen him in action during the war, i imagine it would have been quite breath-taking to see”

simeon: “…what”

barbatos is usually just there in the background during half of these exchanges and he has to seriously stiffen up his poker face to resist just bursting into laughter

the other half of the time the conversation is just simeon and diavolo going back and forth gushing about you

barbatos honestly dislikes you a bit at first

not for any personal faults of your own! it’s just that all your garden work + your very forgetful mind means that you’re often tracking dirt everywhere

it doesn’t help that diavolo keeps inviting you over to the castle for tea and a chat and half the time you leave these big footprints on the floor and he wants to cry because he just spent four hours mopping that

he mentions it to diavolo in passing at one point, who then passes the message on to simeon

barbatos kind of gets concerned for himself because he knows simeon does not take well to you being insulted (one time a demon at the r.a.d. called you an ‘unintelligent buffoon’ and he was ready to start a fist fight right then and there)

not that it was an insult, but you never know how love can blind you to reason

but simeon just assures him not to worry and tells you to remember to clean your shoes as well as changing clothes after doing some gardening

normally you’d forget being told these things within a few hours but simeon offers to give you a kiss every time you remember to do this so now you remember every single time you’re about to enter a building after doing some gardening

after that barbatos holds no ill will to you at all

he teaches you how to bake and is honestly so endeared by how clumsy you get in the kitchen

you knock an entire container of salt into the cake mix by accident because your hands are too big and you moved too fast and barbatos is just like 🥺

he low-key babies you even though he’s like an entire two heads shorter than you

you don’t mind though because getting babied by barbatos means you get given all sorts of cakes and sweets all the time

simeon isn’t sure how to feel about it but it doesn’t seem to be the patronising kind of babying (it’s more of an affectionate doting) so he lets it happen

what he doesn’t let happen is solomon’s relentless attempts to feed you his food

you are both too dumb and too nice to realise just how bad his cooking is, but simeon knows you have a sensitive stomach and are actually a pretty fussy eater - you just tend to stay quiet when something isn’t to your liking because you don’t want to complain

having had a sample of solomon’s food himself in the past, he knows that you’ll probably get sick eating it, and he doesn’t want you to be uncomfy so he refuses to let you try even a bite

it’s like he has a radar in his head that goes off every time solomon approaches you will a bowl of ‘noodle soup’ that looks more like something he’s fished out of a nuclear waste tank

solomon, when he’s not trying to indirectly poison you, is probably the guy you spend the most time with apart from simeon and luke

he’ll just hang around nearby with a spell book while you do your gardening and show you some neat little magic tricks every now and then

he tries to help with the gardening but he’s not exactly physically strong and he nearly breaks his back trying to lift a giant bag of compost

so he decides it’s probably better for him to just watch from afar

kind of wants to conduct an experiment to see just how much weight you can lift before you start getting tired

one time he sees you cut down a whole tree with one hard swat of your hand and just walk off carrying it over your shoulder and he has to take several deep breaths

luke knew you already, so not much changes while you’re in the devildom

he really wants to learn to make candied fruits the same way you do but he can never get the hang of boiling the sugar mixture to the right heat and consistency (plus he’s kind of scared of how hot it gets)

you like to just carry him around on your shoulders and while luke would normally bristle at being treated like a child, you act like this with nearly everyone

(once he sees you running around the garden with diavolo of all people perched on your shoulders, arms raised in the air like he’s on a rollercoaster ride, and he nearly passes out on the spot)

he seriously adores you and acts like a guard dog whenever he feels like any of the others are trying to take advantage of your dim-witted naïveté because NO demons are allowed to harm his big brother like that

he will also chase them off with a stick if he has to if they get too close because no being is allowed to even remotely try to disrupt your relationship with simeon

simeon himself is no fool, and he’s well aware of the effect you have on pretty much everyone you come across, but he trusts them because they’re his friends

besides (and he isn’t being cocky or anything), it’s not like the relationship you have with them even holds a candle to what you have with him

they’ve all known you for less than a year, he’s loved you for nearly two millennia

they might be allowed take naps on your back while you work or be carried about on your shoulders, but do they get to spend every night snuggled up in your arms, feeling your chest rise and fall with every breath you take? no, he doesn’t think so

in conclusion: one day himbos like you will probably take over the world with their big muscles and unwavering loyalty and clueless grins that could make anyone’s heart skip a beat, and simeon’s pretty sure he’d be okay with it

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girlfriendsofthegalaxy · 2 years

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tuesday again 1/18/22

as a favor to me, could you all pretend there’s a funny tagline here

listening chartreuse, boy jr. a tuesdaysong in the purest sense of the word bc it references our favorite day of the week. this song wants to be three different songs but it’s trying a lot of interesting things at once and i want to commend that. sort of a bohemian rhapsody by way of sad she/they?

Drowning in your greens and blues Guess I'm just obsessed with you (with you) Drunk and it's a Tuesday afternoon Guess I'm just obsessed with you (with you)

i forgot tumblr hates to play nice with bandcamp here’s a link

ugh they have fantastic thighs

reading like fellow tuesdayposter @blysse-and-blunder , i am attempting to have fewer tabs open on my phone but mine is in anticipation of getting a new phone next paycheck. i have a policy of not doing fanfic recs on this thing, but it’s interesting to move through the strata of the last few months- a whole bunch of f/f/f for research purposes, a lot of genshin, some metropolis, a tremendous amount of starred wars.

i’m kind of fascinated with this article about “low-sodium” fan reddits? boards? groups? i shy away from reddit like a spooked horse

bc i wish this existed for some of the fandoms i do not engage with much (genshin, although it might already exist i have not looked for it) bc in some of the fandoms i do not engage with much (genshin) talking about the lore of the game world is very tied up with the politics of the game world and the politics of our real world. sometimes that’s a whole bunch of weird shit around hong kong independence. like yeah it’s pretty clear that one game area in genshin isn’t fantasy switzerland, it’s fantasy hong kong, but also you’re all like fifteen and i do not care to have a geopolitics discussion with you about what you think revolutionary tactics are.

bc this game is free to play and leans heavy on RNG and gacha, the fanbase leans extremely young and in many cases it’s baby’s first free to play. so there are a lot of unusual expectations. i just want to look at cosplay breakdowns and lore discussions. i am aware the game is a pretty puff pastry that’s also super predatory. i contain multitudes. it has a hot pirate lady what was i supposed to do

watching red river (dir. Hawks, 1948) gang ive found another cowboy movie to be completely normal about. look at these assholes. i want them to be happy.

mr cherry valance is the perfect sort of bisexual-that-hides-all-their-sharp-edges-under-languid-innuendo that is perfectly tailored for me to make bad decisions about in real life

this is very much a daddy issues film, which was less cathatric than i thought it would bc i want my daddy issues to end in a very specific way that is NOT forgiveness and pretending nothing ever happened. anyway heads up that most of the tension is from shitty parenting, and the film would not exist without it and it’s very well executed but was for me, personally, a thing to add to the doesthedogdie page.

apparently this movie got kind of sliced and diced in production bc the actors above (john ireland and montgomery clift) Did Not Get Along with Hawks or their costar John Wayne. when people make excuses about old actors like “that’s just how it was back then!!!” i would like to point to folks like Wayne, who was considered to have unpleasant political opinions during most of his working career.

please expect me to be completely normal about this some more whenever i get a copy of the novel in my grubby little hands (gifmaker and fellow cowboy enjoyer @nicolodigenova has offered to procure an ebook for me, i also found a pretty rough paperback copy on ebay for $7 so that’ll get to me uh. whenever the post office decides it does you’re doing terrific sweeties take your time)

playing nuka cola world dlc for fo4. i have realized the ideal use case for the game is clearing exactly one location on my lunch break. it has completely supplanted genshin impact. i have not played genshin since right before the last update. this is probably good for my brain long term but the thing is: fo4 is also not good.

i am having a good time running around as the silver shroud. did you know you get unique dialogue in nuka world if you bop around as the shroud???

i like the roller coaster’s reflection on the protectron’s visor even if that was very much not the direction it was facing

making my mental health is hanging by a fucking thread, and the thread is this rug. evil lair decoration counts as making this week bc i’m fuckin busy

#tuesday again #tuesday again no problem

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wigglygiggler · 2 years

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Crash Bandicoot tickle headcanons

What the heck is this, Crash Bandicoot fandom has no tword content to speak of! I guess I have to do everything by myself.

Thus, I give you my tk headcanons of all the playable characters in Crash 4.

CRASH

My precious boi ;_; 🧡 He is honestly such a pure sweetie.

As a ler:

Crash is the purest freaking ler there is! To him tickling is a fun way to show affection while being a little mischievous at the same time. He is the master of tickle hugs, although he never lets the tickles overstay their welcome.

His most common lee is naturally Coco. They often get into sibling rough-and-tumbles and in the midst of those you just have to sneak a few scribbles on your sister's belly because her giggles are so cute, amiright? I can also see him giving a couple of brief tickly hugs to Cortex whenever they team up because despite all, Crash still sees him as his father figure and loves him as such. (Cortex doesn't appreciate this at all. 🤣) Crash is the cuddly ler of the Wumpa Islands.

As a lee:

Perhaps surprisingly, Crash himself is not very ticklish. I headcanon him as autistic and he experiences sensory input so that most of the time heavy tickles just hurt him while too light touch just feels irritating (or if you're familiar with the scientific terminology, it's closer to knismesis than gargalesis). You can make him chuckle and squirm a bit if you hit the right spots in just the right way, though 😉 His tickle spots are his belly, underarms and ears. His main lers are Coco (of course) who knows his weak spots the best and classic!Tawna who just loves to gently tease his sensitive ears 😘 Even Aku Aku might occasionally float under his extended arms so that his feathers graze along his fur if he needs to have Crash's attention and feels he couldn't get it otherwise. XD

COCO

As the fandom seems to have very different views on how old she actually is, I'm on the camp that sees her in her late teens, like 17-18, according to Charles Zembillas' word and the way she is often characterized as roughly the same age as her brother and the others.

As a ler:

Coco is one bratty ler. 😆 Canon has implied she is a bit of a sore loser, so when she's playing video games with her found family and fears she might be losing, she is not above playing dirty - a.k.a. tickling her opponent to make them lose focus. Oh, you won the match already? She tickles you anyway just out of spite.

Pirate!Tawna is the most common victim of her gaming-related tickles with Crash being the second. Also unlike Crash, Coco wouldn't be above using tickling as an underhanded interrogation method against their enemies, although I'm not sure if an opportunity for that has ever come up. (At least for now... 🤫)

As a lee:

Holy cow Coco is an adorable lee! She is precious very ticklish cinnamon bun who curls up into a ball and has an almost musical sweet giggle. She is sensitive pretty much all over but especially on her belly and knees, also wiggling a few finger under her chin makes her scrunch up her neck so cutely. Her usual lers are Crash and Pirate!Tawna who have to give her a little payback for cheating at their CTR matches, right? ;) In conclusion, Coco is a switch who may start the tickle fights but is pretty much doomed to lose them.

TAWNA

What the heck is some guys' problem with her AU self? She's awesome! I'll cover both classic and AU Tawna. Since they're principally the same character I headcanon them having roughly the same tickle spots and overall relationship with tickling, although their very different life events give them some differences too.

As a ler:

Classic Tawna doesn't tickle people all that often, she tends to be quite aversive to the whole thing in general (although gently fingering and whispering teases into Crash's ears is very fun). Pirate Tawna used to be reserved like this too, but happily her time spent with the main universe's Bandicoot siblings seems to have helped her relax a bit. She does not let Coco get away with cheating in video games, oh no - in retaliation Tawna absolutely wrecks her, sometimes teaming up with Crash in the process. 🤭 Also, if anyone ever dares to tickle Dingodile, it's her.

As a lee:

Both Tawnas are the most ticklish on their waist and lower body, namely thighs, butt and feet. Classic Tawna has semi-regular pedicures, though, so she is more used to having her feet touched and only slightly jumps in some stages of the treatment; meanwhile AU Tawna has been too busy adventuring about to think of visiting a spa, so even just taking a hold of one toe makes her squirm, grab the armrests tightly and fight back snickers. She has "Make-up & nail polish" girls' nights with Coco every now and then and Coco gladly taunts her verbally about this while insisting to do her toenails. 😆

Generally both Tawnas don't like to show big ticklish reactions: after the initial squeak Tawna usually just steps away and assertively asks the ler to respect her personal space. Despite this the trophy girls like to tease her Classic self with occasional pokes on the waist. Pirate Tawna, however, learned to take it easier after the events of Crash 4 and little by little started feeling safer to show vulnerability. Nowadays she openly lets out a loud giggly yelp whenever Coco squeezes her thigh during the aforementioned racing game matches. 😄 She is also a blushy lee = very adorable lee.

DINGODILE

Take notes guys, this is how you write a reformed villain with a fondness for mass destruction. It's great how he seems to be more eager to replay the level rather than continue forward, as if he thinks "Oh yas let's go back blow some more shit up >:D"

As a ler:

I picture Dingodile is a very rough ler - and I mean very rough, even if it's partly accidental. He likes to scribble his victim's ribs with his sharp nails, which can be even a bit painful at times. He rarely tickles anyone, though - but I hc him wanting a family with children one day and if (/when! He absolutely deserves a happy family life!) he ever has them, he would play tickle monster to his kids VERY often. He would do the whole routine starting with hide-and-seek, taunting with "Come out, come out, wherever you are~" and the playtime ending with a chase, his heavy steps pounding on the floor and his crocodile tail swinging from side to side, his child meanwhile running away screaming and giggling... before Dingodad catches them and gives them a rough yet affectionate wrecking. 🥺

How the heck did Dingodile of all mutants turn out the most wholesome ler?!

As a lee:

Dingodile has quite a thick skin and scales, I doubt he's all that ticklish. His underside from chin to the tip of his tail might be his most sensitive spot, the sensitivity being at its most in the center (stomach). If he's tickled he's quite casual about it too, not really getting embarrassed or anything: to pokes he just snorts and comments "Hey watch it, that tickles", to more prolonged tickles he just laughs (a loud boisterous cackle) before smacking the ler away with his strong tail a few seconds later. Be warned. XD The last point is also the reason hardly anyone dares to even try - only Pirate!Tawna is brave enough and has a sufficiently close bond with him to poke his belly every now and then, usually accompanied by some snarky remark.

CORTEX

First things first: how the f**k did Toys For Bob manage to make a balding middle-aged scientist so... cute? Alright, now that's out of the way, back to the main topic.

As a ler:

Cortex sees himself not as a ler. He finds tickling childish and thus not suitable for an evil mastermind like him.

... But in reality it's laughably easy to provoke him into it anyway because he's such a hypocritical manchild 😂 Be warned though, Cortex is a brutal and outright sadistic ler: his ray gun has a not-widely-known tickle setting and he WILL keep it at his victim until they pass out, taunting them with things like "So who's laughing now, huh? Well, you are but I doubt it's out of any joyous emotion!"

The production bible of Crash 1 says he avoids hand-to-hand combat, preferring to fight from a distance, and he applies the same principle to tickles, opting for his gun instead of attacking the lee with his own hands - you know, just for his safety. Which brings us nicely to...

As a lee:

Ohh yes. Even though Cortex is deathly embarrassed by it, the doctor is ridiculously ticklish. Like, just a light poke at his lower back is enough to send him through the roof. This might be partly due to him living most of his life without any physical affection, thus him not being used to being touched.

Cortex loathes being tickled and would prefer if nobody ever found out his weakness to it. His initial reaction is to yelp a high-pitched "Gah--!" but hold any actual laughter in and scurry away from the ler before they can prolong their attack, then shoot a glare at them. However if you manage to pin him down or trap him into an inescapable tickle hug... He's not going anywhere 😈 Cue VERY violent thrashing and flailing around, him spitting out swearwords and death threats while his laughter changes from his usual hammy "villain laugh" into a more high-pitched and desperate one... which in turn change into window-breaking squawks should you find ~THE SPOT~ 😏 (Which btw are located in his neck, ribs and underarms.) Really, he sounds like a tortured seagull at that point.

Unfortunately for him, Cortex isn't one of those characters whom nobody ever tickles - I guess the chance of reducing such a proud asshole into a laughing, begging mess is too tempting for many. 🤭 Nina occasionally steals a tweak at his side just to troll her uncle (not so happy about giving her those mechanical hands anymore, are we?) and as said above, he really doesn't appreciate Crash's tickly hugs. The Crash 1 production bible also reveals Classic!Tawna was quite a girlboss during her imprisonment, doing things like trying to convince N. Brio into leaving his abusive boss and engaging in battles of wits with Cortex; you can't convince me she didn't give him a piece of her mind 🌚 at one point.

In conclusion, the theory of all villainous jerks being ticklish is proven true once more.

#tickle headcanons #tickling headcanons #sfw tickles #sfw twords #tword community #tickle blog #tickle community #ticklish #tword blog #tword #tickle #tickling #twordish #wiggly's tickle hcs #crash bandicoot tk hcs #wiggly's crash bandicoot stuff

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verobatto · 3 years

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It's Always been You.

I love you

Destiel Meta. 15x18 meta.

Keeping the fire burning in our hearts, i can't believe what we just saw last night, and i have to keep screaming about this historical scene.

I wrote this meta with my friend's huge help @mrsaquaman187 , because we needed to talk more about body language. Because the scene was perfectly played by Jensen and Misha.

And i want to say thank you to my dearest friend @spnsmile because she made amazing gifs for this analysis. Love you girl!

Before start this meta, i want you to read a meta i wrote two years ago, and i want to share it again with you today.

Break the jar and do it again. The slow construction of Destiel Canon

Okay, now, let's start this journey...

Castiel's honesty at his purest form

I will analyze word by word, because this is historical, as I said before. So, let's rewatch the scene together, the scene in which Castiel released himself, and allowed for the first time, to be happy. (I want my angel back 😭).

“I always wondered, ever since I took that that burden, that curse, I wondered what it could be, what...what my true happiness could even look like. I never found an answer. Because the one thing I want...it's something I know I can't have."

Well, my friends, as I yelled in my Destiel meta you can find here, is canon now that Castiel was wondering what would it be to have Dean not just as a friend, but as a lover, and I'm.... Okay. (Internally screaming).

And damn @weird-dorky-little-deana and her post here in which I screamed again, this is it, my friends. Is perfect. Because is all along what I was suspecting... Remember 14x09, Pamela represented Dean's fem side, Dean's subconscious, so, in conclusion, Pamela was Dean talking to himself and saying :YOU WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE. Is because Dean thought CAS didn't love him back, and Cas saying he can't have Dean is a huge parallel because it shows the way it was constructed. Both men thinking they can't have each other. Is perfect and angsty and so romantic.

"But I think i know...I think I know now. Happiness isn't in the having. It's in just being. It's in just saying it.”

This is such a deep thought and it talks about Castiel's maturity of character. He understood once for all, that loving Dean Winchester, feeling what he feels for him, and expressing that to Dean, is his true happiness. Because...

METATRON: "(...) You draped yourself in the flag of Heaven, but ultimately, it was all about saving one human. Right?"

Dean didn't know it

Dean: “What are you talking about, man?”

Dean's question shows us he didn't know what Cas was trying to say, he didn't know Cas was about to confess his love for him, he didn't know Castiel loves him back the same way Dean loves him.

Cas: “I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken. You're...you're 'Daddy's Blunt Instrument.' And you think hate and anger, that's...that's what drives you. That's who you are. It's not. And everyone who knows you sees it.

I just have to put everything in red because, OMG, people, this is Cas in the barn all over again but after 11 years of being with him and truly sees through him, and this is Cas in the golden room:

CASTIEL: What is so worth saving? I see nothing but pain here. I see inside you. I see your guilt, your anger, confusion.

This time answering himself, this time, healing all the weight and the pain Dean could carry inside. Because Dean deserves to be saved. That's why Cas gave his life again for him.

Even now, with Billie outside saying IT AS ALWAYS BEEN YOU, and naming him like the rebel, Cas rewords all of that, and shows Dean why he is all of that, because he is GOOD.

Oh Lord, okay, everytime I see Cas smiling and saying those words i have to repress my tears, but...

"Since Castiel laid a hand on you in Hell, he was lost!"

No, sister, he was found.

Castiel is rewording each bad comment or mocking angels had done based on his romantic love for Dean, he is saying , yes since I met you in Hell, i was found, you changed me, I fell for you. Damn... Dean go get back this angel because I swear...

But now, i want to share with you my friend reading about their body language on this scene.

@mrsaquaman187 wrote:

"Here is interesting because usually with conversations like these Dean would get upset or strut around then disagree and blame himself for something. BUT he doesn’t do that this time. Which leads me to believe he knew what Cas was going to say... you can see his face stiffen, intense eye contact and he clenches his jaw. Which tells me he is MAKING himself listen. He knows what’s coming and he has made the decision to HEAR it."

@mrsaquaman187 wrote:

Gif 1:

"Here he’s trying to hold it together. He’s swallowing back tears because he wants to see this conversation through to the end."

Gif 2:

"Oh this one is fascinating because he’s not moving. This means he’s no longer trying to be sure of what Cas is saying. He definitely knows what he’s going to say. Also if you look at his eyes, his pupils are dialated. Fun fact: when you’re looking at someone you love, your pupils dialate."

If you are still alive, i just want to point how romantic is this, because he is saying that Dean changed him for good. And he is naming all their family, Sam, Jack, and humanity, the world. Dean. So practically, Cas is saying, Dean showed Cas how to take care of others. Damn...

But also....

ISHIM: The way you let those simians talk to you... Castiel, when did you get so gooey? You know why we're meant to stay away from them humans? Hmm? It's not because we're a danger to them. They're a danger to us. Case in point.

CAS: Well, my friendship with Sam and Dean has made me stronger.

Castiel rewording again, because he knows what Dean did on him, Dean changed him for good.

I Love You

@mrsaquaman187 wrote:

Gif 1:

"Hmmm this one is a mixture of disappointment and denile...he’s basically thinking “you can’t be leaving me again”. His slow blinking and calm appearance indicates that he’s sort of asking out of disbelief or denial."

Gif 2:

"My poor boy had so much to say! Here you can tell he realizes what Cas was saying...he gets the meaning but can’t get his response out. He starts with the head tilt which signifies endearment and fondness. He swallows hard which represents the nervousness he feels and the sadness he feels. And then you can see his lips twitch and turn into a light smile along with his eyes softening. So he understands that Cas is confessing to loving him. And he understands that Cas has been holding it in and hurting the whole time. Which is why he tilts his head. The hard swallow is because he’s being loved but wants to love back and has no idea how to express that. All he could manage was “don’t do this Cas” which along with the body language equals to “Cas don’t leave me”.

I'm crying again, damn...

Okay Dean is shocked, shocked because he just figured out Cas loves him, Cas had loved him this whole time!! Is a huge, huge revelation to him, because Dean didn't imagine his best friend would feel the same for him! That's why he always thought he couldn't have Castiel the way he wanted to.

"I can see the love inside of you, but is croaked in shame."

Shame because it was his best friend, a pure, beautiful angel, out of his league. But now... This angel is confessing he had been in love with him the whole time! And not just that but he dies after that!

Dean losing again the love of his life after knowing he loved him back, is a new level of shock and despair to him. So Dean's reaction is just accurate and perfect!

And the scene crying alone in silence, not answering Sammy's phone call is SO SO IMPORTANT! He forgot about Chuck, about the world ending, about everything, because he only could think about Cas, and how he just lost him, and how he loves him the way Dean loves him, this whole freaking time.

To Conclude:

This was the most beautiful Destiel scene until now, and i only hope for the second Destiel canon scene, in which Dean will said I LOVE YOU TOO to his angel, closing his ILY journey, and rescuing Castiel. Maybe with the reset button, maybe entering into the Empty. But this is not the end, my friends, is just their starting.

Hugs! Love you all!

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