I just started to read this. It's beautiful.
The Baby Lottery by 1029carslong.
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NOT LILIA GETTING THE GAME OF LIFE AS HIS MYSTERY BAG ???? HDJDHFJFJ
the IRONY of a well-versed fae like lilia never playing the game of life before.......like excuse me, twst, are you tryna tell us something or is this just for the jokes...?
these three photos are what i call: what dad wants to do, kids wanna do, where lilia suggests something and his three kids immediately also would like to try it.
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How does Belos get any information from the Collector when he's been a baby for the entire 3-400 years they've known each other 😂
To put a long story short: He had to figure it out. Not even kidding, even though the storyline stayed the same in regards to the whole Day of Unity stuff, he literally winged it and got lucky xd
Ofc, he doesn't have all the spells The Collector taught him (although, The Collector DID help him with his magic in a way. Look at Belos wrist, wink wink)
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todays tally on the “things about jack that have been almost erased by the baby au” is just how truly genuinely insane (and funny) they are. they pretended to be a coke addict to sneak into rehab and get kaia. their attempt at making friends was teaching the Lebanon kids knife combat because he hasn’t had any other socialization outside of constant war and violence. he loves hunting and he loved the war torn apocalypse refugee camp despite their constant risks of death and loss and suffering.
he straight up fucking decapitated a Gorgon with a fucking sword and just stepped over the headless corpse like an ugly carpet. they disobeyed Death Herself just to save someone they vaguely remember caring about and having responsibility over, then blackmailed the fucking reaper that was sent to watch him into keeping quiet or else Billie would kill her for failing to keep him in line. he attempted to strangle someone in a fit of rage that was so bad it took three gunshots fired into his back to snap him out of it.
some of his personality trait in the fucking wiki are literally how his “protective instincts are in fact, so strong that he will retaliate or turn against anyone if they have hurt someone he cares about” and how “because of Jack’s desire to protect his loved ones, he can show a ruthless side to himself at times.” he used necromancy, magic so evil and dark and potent that the self proclaimed evil skank Rowena Macleod wouldn’t dare to use it, just to bring Mary back.
they were smiling the whole time they fought Michael and especially when they exorcised/killed him. they were smiling and enjoyed torturing Nick and it was literally canonically in-script described as a cathartic kill. when the last Grigori had him bound and held at knifepoint in the church he smiled and said “You can’t kill me” and was still smiling while talking about the other Grigori he’d killed and eaten the literal fucking hearts of.
jack is canonically wanted by the fbi since dean opened a file at some point after Mary’s death + jacks disappearance, and alongside having multiple charges pending on said file, they’re considered armed and dangerous, too. They’re also literally personally hated and personally murdered by God Himself.
But we stay silly :3
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just found out toby stephens (latest actor i have been obsessed with) is doing a play in nyc at a time when i'll be in the area & could realistically go see it which is wild except the cheapest tickets are $108 and i told myself i would never pay over $100 for any show ever again... WHYyyyYyyyyyy
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Baby smurf is OBSESSED with Lilou it is the most adorable thing
He'll usually want to nurse about half an hour before Lilou gets up on workdays, so by the time she does he's still awake, laid down on the bed between my legs to get some wiggles out
And then as she's getting ready he just keeps staring at her, completely captivated, following her with his eyes as she moves around, making cooing noises, and visibly lighting up every time his giant love bug eyes inevitably summon her back to the bed for a kiss or a quick babble conversation
She's predictably left late every single day in the month since her leave ended but idc it's worth it for the melting
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I'm serious, I think at least half of the reason why I made sure Richie got Rory's hair and Logan's eyes was just to spite Richard and Emily, haha.
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can you draw comic otto? i want to see your take on his design :)
I know absolutely nothing about him beyond the results on Google being mostly comic covers shjsjfnd I don't really read comics..
But I personally think his best outfit was the white suit tbh. The green and yellow spandex is awful jsjskdkgjsjfb
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