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wisteriaiswriting · 2 days

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General Dating Headcanons With Soldier

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This guy has covered himself in honey, twice.

There’s absolutely no shame about anything in this relationship from him.

Any affection you give him will be returned with triple the energy and volume.

When it comes to sleep he’ll be knocked out for the night as soon as he hits the pillow.

During the night he sleeps like an actual dead body, is stiff and you cannot move him.

At some point during the night he’ll flip himself over, from his back and all over you. Just flops himself onto you without any awareness of it.

In the morning when he goes to wake everyone else up, he’ll be so kind to give you a few extra minutes. Will skip your room to bother the others before returning for you.

Really wants to take you rocket jumping with him. (Please do it!!)

Often enough he can be found just staring at you, while you do whatever you do before he starts shouting about something about you.

Absolutely won’t shut up if you join him in his… ‘honey adventures’

Him and his raccoons are a package deal.

So you immediately become their second parent and aren’t escaping this responsibility.

#tf2 x reader #tf2 x male reader #tf2 soldier #tf2 soldier x reader #soldier x reader #wisteria♥

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prettyboypistol · 29 days

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TF2 Mercs on Your Birthday! TF2 x M!Reader (platonic or romantic)

Scout

Super excited when you tell him your birthday and throws a big(for Scout, anyway.) party with streamers, haphazardly iced cupcakes, and a small little boombox with a mixtape for you!

Tried to make you a cake but fucked up a little bit, so he turned the non burnt parts into cupcakes.

He really does mean well- really! He was so excited to hear about your birthday since you two are kind of close in age! What? You're older than him by a decade! Doesn't matter to him!

Soldier

PICKS YOU UP AND PARADES YOU AROUND LIKE THE BIRTHDAY BOY YOU ARE STAND UP MAGGOTS AND SALUTE THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!

Since you and him get on like a house on fire, he gets you a cake and formally celebrates your birthday

As soon as you two start drinking he starts sobbing about how he's known you and doesn't let go of you

Pyro

This video fr

this motherfucker is so fuckin EXCITED for you. They're majorly bouncy and gifting you the best drawings/plushies

Tries his best to stay lucid the entire day. but the stress of trying to make sure your birthday is amazing

Heavy

Doesn't do much for your birthday, but does little things for you throughout the day like sharing with you, joking with you, etc.

He'll tell you happy birthday and buy you a beer at the end of the night as a gift.

Maybe a little handknit scarf or something.

Demoman

HAAAAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUUUUU

I hope you like bingedrinking and movie watching because he got the day off for both of you and none of those hours are going to be spent sober.

Goes on a rant about how much he loves you and cares deeply about you at like, 5 PM. then falls asleep on your shoulder.

Engineer

Treats your birthday like every other day- after all, he doesn't know how you feel about your birthday.

If you ask for something nice or drop hints that it is your birthday, he'll cook you a nice dinner and make you a little doohickey.

Asks to spend the evening with you just sitting and shooting the shit with you.

Sniper

A lot like Engineer, doesn't bring it up unless you do. He doesn't know if your birthday is a rough day for you so he's not going to ask unless you say something first.

If you're privvy to something though, he'll run into the gas station and get you your favorite candy as a little gift.

Offers to go hunting with you to "Get'cha away from the loud crowd for a bit."

Spy

If he likes you, there will be a bottle of fancy wine at your room's door with a birthday note attached, but he won't mention that it's him(but he will comment about how that bottle must have cost a fortune)

He's the more strong silent type, but if people keep bothering you about things then he'll be your dashing rogue and sweep you away to his smoking room where he'll offer you a marijuana cigarette and some whiskey.

"Why? It's your birthday, after all. Those buffoons give me a headache."

Medic

Probably forgets your birthday, and at your next doctor's appointment when he goes over your file, you correct him and say how old you are, he goes "Oh! Happy birthday!" and continues on.

Secretly he's sad that he missed your birthday and gets you a cupcake or something sweet as a late birthday gift.

hums "happy birthday to you" while operating on you for about a few days.

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freakybongg · 2 months

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TF2 Mercs react to having a M(Or GN) S/O who knows how to pick locks? Like having an eerily good talent at picking locks? The mercs don't know until like one day they lock themselves out of their car or something similar and S/O Casually picks the lock open in like two seconds

this was a little hard, hope you like it man. I will be doing sniper and spy. Please Re-request with the merc/mercs in mind that you'd like if it hasn't been done already.

SNIPER

-Honestly not surprised, He came out to ask you to try and open his van for a reason.. but the quickness?? He was a little shocked to say the lease. At lease he knows who to go to?

-Didn't really say anything in the moment, but he really couldn't stop thinking about it, later on. Like you looked so masculine and manly to him?? Real weird.

-Asks for you to pick lock his van wayyy often, you start to think its on purpose...(it is)

SPY

-He was REAL jealous, you two were on a mission and you had to unlock the e/c's base door. The swiftness, and how quickly you did it. Spy knew he couldn't do that in a million years.

-You catch him trying to figure out how you do it, only to be met with a petty excuse... that he's going to need it for your ''disguise", like that's required.. yeah dude whatever.

-HATES when someone asks you to pick a lock, instead of him. Since i'm sure he knows how, he IS a spy after all.

#tf2 headcanons #tf2 x male reader #tf2 sniper #sniper x reader #sniper headcanons #tf2 spy #tf2 x reader #spy x reader

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prettypinktulips · 8 months

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I’m so gay for medic pls 🙏🏻 Medic with a trans guy reader headcanons pls,, how would he help him with his dysphoria?

OK HELLO IM BACK SORRY!!! yes medic is so nghhhh #notgay

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Pair; Medic Tf2 x Trans!Male reader (I am a trans man so yes I do know somewhat about dysphoria)

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You sighed running your fingers through your (h/c) hair as you looked into the mirror, dull lights flicking in the back and nothing but silence filling your ears. "I don't know why it's so difficult for everyone else to understand how I feel." Teary eyes showing in the mirror, You stared even harder at your reflection as you started to lift your shirt up and took a look at your body. "I just wish.. sometimes, that I was a real man." You traced your fingers along the bandages that were binding your chest down and sighed.

"Y/N?" You heard that stupid German accent and immediately knew who it was, you hurried to pull down your shirt as you felt your heart race a bit. How long has he been in the room? You thought and looked over at the thankfully, closed bathroom door.

"Yes?"

"Could ya come out here for a second, ja?"

You rolled your eyes and unlocked the door, you looked over at the noirette and crossed your arms. "Can I help you, Ludwig?" He looked at your eyes and immediately knew something was wrong.

"What's with the tears, liebling?" Medic looked a little worried and walked up to your frame, his large hands intertwining yours as he looked up/down at you. Whatever he was going to talk to you about was completely down the drain, he was now focused on whatever was eating at you.

"Nothing, It's humiliating." You furrowed your brows and looked down at your intertwined hands, his hand was squeezing yours, not too tight to hurt you but tight enough that you could tell he was anxious.

"Please, let me know what's on your mind." The accent lingering around in your ears made it almost impossible for you to decline him a second time, you gave him a slight nod and huffed.

"Fine." You took in your surroundings to make sure the rest of the guys weren't around. You took in a deep breath, trying to hold back any tears that were threatening to fall down. Ludwig gave you a frown and laid his other hand on your cheek, wiping away any tears that snuck past your waterline. "I don't know, It's hard to explain. Sometimes I just wish I was a real guy. Not some wannabe man."

Medic's eyes widen at your harsh words and held your hand close to him, he made a somewhat pout look. Which is abnormal for him to do. "Why are you so mean to yourself, Meine Liebe?" He closed the space between you two and gave you a soft peck on the lips. "To me you are a real man, and always will be."

There you were choking back sobs again, how embarrassing. "I just want to look like how the other guys look! With their muscular bodies and stuff, it's just not fair!" Your voice cracked a bit at the end and Medic was listening to every bit of your ranting.

"Don't worry about how the other guys look, even if you were a cis male, they've been training for years." Medic looked to the side, letting go of your hand. "I'll tell you what, I'm sure I can figure out some 'crazy' metaphysical experiments for you." Your face lit up and looked into his eyes. How could you forget, he's like the mad scientist! If anything he could be the solution to your problem!

"That's sounds wonderful?!" You grinned and hurried to kiss him, his face flushed at the unexpected contact and kissed you back, grabbing both of your hands this time.

"Even if it doesn't work. You will still always be a man, at least to me. I promise." Ludwig caressed your thumb. "And if anything, you're the most handsome man I've seen in my life." Your face in a posthaste, was flushed.

"You really think so?"

"Ja."

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SORRY if its bad im so tired mimis <333

#tf2 medic #x male reader #tf2 #Tf2 x male reader #MALE READERS RISE UP!!!#x trans male reader #x transmasc reader #requests are open

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sa1t0r1 · 1 year

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how would the mercenary react to discovering that s/o is the son of merasmus? as if on halloween merasmus appeared and s/o said "hey dad, what are you doing here? (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)" plz

Sorry for taking so long I was struggling to think of headcannons </3

It’s also a little bit repetitive so my apologies

Scout

Jaw dropped to the floor immediately, his baseball even fell out of his pocket

He had no idea I mean you guys don’t even look alike

Asks if you can use magic and if you can he wants to be taught to use it too

Less nervous about Halloween knowing that Merasmus is your dad

Soldier

Immediately bombards you with a million different questions

His old roommate had a kid?????? He knew nothing of this

You would have to diffuse any tension between the two because Merasmus is definitely about to do something with malicious intent

Pyro

Only interested in the magic aspect

They’re incredibly excited about the discovery that you might be able to use magic

Please teach them they want to use the magic for silly roleplays with the other mercs

Demoman

Little bit too drunk for it to hit him immediately

When it does hit him he drops his skrumpy in shock

You guys are completely different from eachother he never would’ve guessed you’re related

Can’t believe he lost such an outlandish bet, handed spy $10 that same day

Engineer

Was preparing things to defend against Merasmus

Stops tinkering with his projects after hearing you say “dad ?? What are you doing here ?”

Leaves you to catch up with your dad in private but asks about it later because although he’s respectful he’s still curious

Thinks it’s cute that you’re finally reunited

Heavy

Doesn’t have much of a reaction to it and stays silent

Leaves the room to let you talk with your dad

Slightly envious of you for getting to see your family again but happy for you nonetheless

Doesn’t ask you about it to respect your privacy

Medic

Let’s be honest he already knew, he saw it on your files

Still happy you were reunited though

If you inherited Merasmus’s magic he definitely wants to experiment (with your permission)

Sniper

Slightly scared, especially if you can use magic

Anxious, hoping Merasmus isn’t going to turn on you (or him..)

Gets skittish around Halloween now that he knows he’s in the presence of your dad

Spy

Like Medic, already knew

Saw it coming, not much else to say

Grinning with pride after seeing demo’s defeated expression as he hands him that crisp $10 bill

#tf2 headcanons #headcanons #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 x you #tf2 x male reader #tf2 spy

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koifish67 · 1 year

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Hello! Welcome to my blog! thanks for coming!I make Male and non-binary reader fanfics!

Rules:

I do pretty much anything but there is a few requesting rules

-No gore, sc*t, pee, r*pe, character x character, smut.

-Don’t do really long and incredibly specific request, I can head-canons or ideas

I can reject any requests for any reason

I do:

Male and female characters

Fandoms i do:

Overwatch

Tf2

Demon slayer

CoD

Tf2

Meeting the mercs parents

Overwatch

solider 76 and a boyfriend both with social anxiety

Junkrat x male reader headcanons

Zenyatta and Ramattra with an s/o who doesn’t talk until later in there relationship

zenyatta x male! Reader headcanons

Overwatch x GN! Reader adopting a kid part 1

Roadhog with a kid who loves puppets and sewing

Zenyatta and Ramattra x Gn! Reader who is having a burnout

Roadhog x junkrat x male reader headcanons

Roadhog and junkrat taking care of you after you got hurt oneshot

Ramattra first kiss

Kissing head-canons with the boys

Misc.

Being with Toki after Magnus kidnapped him

#tf2 demoman #tf2 x reader #tf2 x male Reader #overwatch x male reader #mlm blog #mlm fanfic #bnha x male reader #mha x male reader #nblm content #nblm #gay fanfiction #overwatch x reader

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localars0nistlover · 10 months

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hi hey hello hi hey! it seems you had ( unwillingly or willingly) stumbled across my blog! this is very erm, minor-safe, trust. and also plz don't make fun of my spelling vrrrchcixk..

so erm I guess here's me little silly fandoms.

FANDOMS THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR (yay)

- TEAM FORTRESS 2 (duh)

- THE OWL HOUSE

- CREEPYPASTA

- DEMON SLAYER

- ..kinda in BNHA/MHA..?

- FNAF

- and plenty more that I forgor.

( ..I may take requests.. ONLY HEADCANONS THOUGH. I CAN BARELY WRITE ONE SHOTS WITHOUT MAKING IT A SILLY. )

( oh and no NSFW requests. I mainly do GN or Male reader because there is too many AFAB- makes my trans self go brr in a bad way )

( byeee )

#tf2 #owl house #fnaf #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer #creepypasta #BNHA..#please someone help me i wanna commit a pyro #tf2 x male reader #creepypasta x reader #fnaf x reader #creepypasta x male reader #fnaf x male reader

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ablobwhowrites · 1 year

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Hello!! :)

Do u still write for TF2?? I read the stuff you wrote for it some time ago and I kind of got inspired lol. Was wondering if I could send what I wrote to ur asks or if you could write something TF2 related lol

I still am willing to write anything tf2 related, as I’m still working on other requests and headcanons but I’m willing to hear your ideas. I love all my fans yandere ideas but I will not do any zoophile or proshiper things. But I’m cool with anything, and I’ll do headcanons but please keep them gender neutral or male reader

#tf2 x male reader #tf2 x reader #tf2 fandom #tf2 spy #yandere x male reader #yandere male x male reader #yandere x oc #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere x men #yandere tf2 #x male y/n #x male reader #x reader #yandere x gn reader #x gn reader #x gn

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danafoss · 5 months

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Well I still gotta try

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 medic fanart #team fortress 2 #medic tf2 #medic team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #medic x reader #fanart #sketch #art #my art #tf2 medic x reader #suggestive #male chest

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cerise-on-top · 1 month

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what if the 141 boys had a ridiculously tall husband. like. a little bit taller than konig, probably. and he's really scary to people, actually!!!! but not his s/o , nuh uh, he's disgustingly sweet to his beloved.. sorry i'm rambling, i think (jokes and idiocy aside i adore your headcanons <3)

Hey there! Thank you, that's very kind of you! Also thank you for sending in a request for a male reader, you're one of the first ones and I was very excited to write about a male reader for once :D

TF141 With A Very Tall Husband

Price: He didn’t really think he’d ever be dating someone much, much taller than him. Sure, he doesn’t particularly mind, but he’s not short either, with him standing at 1,88m himself. It makes him feel small at times, especially if you’re pretty muscular too. He doesn’t get insecure about it in the slightest, oh no, but it’s weird to be so much shorter than your loved ones. However, he’s pretty used to scary people by now. Ghost isn’t exactly a delight to have around at first when you don’t know him either, so he knows how to deal with scary people. Might ask you to tone it down a little bit when you’re scaring other people too much, he doesn’t particularly wanna attract attention like that. But you being a sweetheart towards him? It melts his heart. He knows what you’re like towards people that aren’t him, so it makes him smile that you’re willing to do just about anything for him just to spend some time with him. You wanna trim his beard? There’s a good chance you’ve got some experience with that anyway, so he really doesn’t mind it as much. Hell, he probably trusts you more than his own barber at times. Besides, it’s a nice little bonding activity. If you have a beard then he’ll offer to trim it for you as well. Price isn’t really opposed to being the little spoon, or just being held in general. Quite the opposite, you being this tall sometimes puts him in a cuddly mood where he just plops down into your arms. Gently scratch his scalp and there’s a good chance he’ll even fall asleep on you. He’s so used to being everyone’s protector, it feels nice to be protected for once. But he won’t always settle for being held either, it’s his job to make you feel safe and sound as well, and thus he will take on the role of cuddler as well. Will fight you for that role, actually. Price is a real sweetheart towards his loved ones as well, so I think the two of you would fit well together. His mere presence demands respect in the right people, which can sometimes scare others. So, from time to time, you might both scare other people together. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally.

Gaz: He makes so many jokes about you being this tall and feigns being hurt about being much shorter than you are. You’re his behemoth, his leviathan and his ziz. Loves calling you the names of monsters that are said to be pretty big, it’s endearing to him. Besides, you’re scary enough that some people call you a monster anyway, if just for your height. If anyone ever were to call you that in front of Gaz, then they’ll end up with a black eye. No one gets to call you a monster but him. While he won’t always approve of you scaring everyone, Gaz does have a few friends that he wants you to get along with, he won’t particularly do anything about it either if that’s just what you’re like. Might try to make you seem a bit less scary by being a bit more affectionate with you in public. Holding your hand, giving you a peck on the cheek, giving you a hug. Those kinds of things. He actually loves you being this tall since that means you can pick him up and spin him around. He’s not been picked up ever since he was a little boy, so he definitely wouldn’t mind you showing off to him just how strong you are. Is also always looking for an excuse to hold your hand. Oh, seems like he forgot just how big your hand actually is and how much it engulfs his. Remind him for a moment and hold his hand, will you? Gaz is a sweetheart towards his loved ones anyway, if you look past the fact he will sass anyone to show his affection, so he loves that you’re so sweet towards him. Though, sometimes he wishes you were about the same height so you could actually share each other’s wardrobe. But hey, at least he gets to wear your extremely oversized shirts and hoodies, one of his favorite things to do. Another thing he also adores is just sitting in your lap when you’re home together and will also place your hands so that you’re holding him in your arms. If you’ve got really warm hands then he’ll place them atop his thighs to keep himself warm. Gaz isn’t the warmest person out there, but that just means you get to warm him up yourself. Is actually a lot cuddlier because you’re this tall and will become your personal blanket.

Ghost: He feels kind of perplexed about you being so much taller than him. Ghost is 1,95m, he towers over pretty much anyone, so how dare you be so much taller than him. Pretends to hate you being this tall, actually loves it. Sometimes he dreams of sparring with you under the moonlight to assert his dominance, even though there’s really no need to since you’re such a sweetheart towards him. He probably just needs to ask and would get anything from you. He really doesn’t mind you scaring pretty much everyone off, he has the same effect on people he doesn’t know. That just means there’s less people to worry about in his life for the time being. You’ll be spending a lot of time alone with each other that way, which he really likes. Though, maybe don’t scare his teammates too much, he genuinely likes them and wants them to be well too. Though, it’s kind of hard to properly scare them anyway. Ghost is usually a pretty quiet man when there’s no need for chit chat, but he doesn’t mind hearing your voice. In fact, he might get worried if you suddenly stop talking and will ask you what’s wrong. If you’ve got nothing to talk about then he’ll ask some questions so he can continue hearing your voice. He also blushes from time to time when you suddenly give him some sugary sweet compliments. He’s a grown, scary military man, he really shouldn’t be, but it’s just so endearing, especially when you, even bigger and scarier, call him your little honey bunny. It actually motivates him to do house chores. Not that he won’t do them anyway, but you calling him embarrassingly domestic names makes him just a tad bit soft, which leads to him trying to be a good husband. You may cuddle him since he trusts you, but he will also want to hold you from time to time. Life is a constant give and take, so prepare to be cuddled. Won’t particularly ask for cuddles, though, since he’s kind of too embarrassed to admit he’s touch starved. To you it’s blatantly obvious, though, which is why you initiate those cuddling sessions. Ghost appreciates it and sometimes hides a smile in either the pillow or your neck. As long as you don’t see him being silly, all is good.

Soap: He used to hate you being this tall. Soap may “only” be of average height, but he’s the tallest in his family, which he was actually pretty proud of. He towered over his father, even. And then he joined the military, where quite a few people were taller than him. And then you had the audacity to introduce yourself to him. You, the tallest man he’s ever met. It hurt his ego. Ever since you got together, though, he slowly got over it. You’re just such a sweetheart, how could he hate you over something as trivial as this? However, nothing could ever stop him from trying to pick you up and spinning you around. Soap is a pretty strong lad too, he’ll make it work somehow. You will feel tiny and cared for too. There’s a good chance he can’t reach your lips to kiss you. Yes, he could just ask you to bend down, but where’s the fun in that? Climbs you like a tree instead. He’s also always thinking of that one post where, instead of asking their boyfriend, the person should just punch him in the stomach. He won’t do it, but he remembers it every time without fail. He doesn’t mind you being scary either. Hell, Ghost is also a pretty scary guy to have around when you don’t know him and he’s one of Soap’s closest friends. Besides, he knows better anyway. You’re a total goof and the biggest sweetheart this world has ever seen. You being scary towards others just means that he’s got you all to himself all the time. Soap is a clingy guy, so you can expect him to cling to you like a koala from time to time. Actually, that was a lie, you should expect him to jump at you and hold onto you very often. Cuddles over safety. You’re likely also one of the only people on the planet willing to hear him out when he’s talking about his passions. And he could go on for hours every time. Explosives, weapons, whatever show you’re watching together, all is fair game. See, you’re one of the biggest sweethearts to him because you actually listen to him, despite him going into great detail about it all. You may not always be able to understand him when he’s talking chemistry again, but you hear him out anyway, and for that alone you’ve won his heart. He also sits on your lap while talking. You’re his little throne now that he takes immense pride in.

#cod #cod x reader #john price #john price x reader #price x reader #kyle gaz garrick #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #I doubt anyone cares but I HC Soap to be 1.78m and Gaz to be 1.81m I just forgot to mention it #m!reader #I know I'm biased but I feel as though I'm actually more willing to write about male readers than fem readers #90% of all things I see in this fandom are with a fem reader there's barely anything for male readers #still thinking back fondly on that one time I got a request for a ftm reader #but that was an eternity ago and I feel as though I'd write that request better now and with more content #I tried to write a lot for this because I was really looking forward to it #besides it was a pretty cute request too. I've actually got a request that's similiar to this one too #it's with Laswell and a reader that's roughly as tall as König #and then I've got something for Nikolai and Price as a couple #I'm gonna write some HCs for that alone and then write some more with added reader as a bonus #I know I never mentioned it anywhere but I do try to be a reader centric blog. but I can write charxchar as well #I just haven't done so since middle school I think #wait no I've written charxchar not too long ago for madcom and tf2. good times #not sure if I'll continue writing today though. I started a new anime and I'm enjoying it a lot so I might watch that instead

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5eraphim · 8 months

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who do u think is the biggest brat tamer? my money is on sniper but i feel like if you tried hard enough u could get engie to snap 🫢

It's interesting you suggest Engie first because, in my opinion, he's in the top three of characters who come to mind right away when I think "brat tamer," but for some reason I would bet Administrator and Solly are more intense tamers than Engie.

Characters: Soldier 🦅, Administrator 🕷️, and Engineer 🦫 (Team Fortress 2)

Word Count: 1.3k

Rating: M (MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, GO PLAY OUTSIDE)

Content Warnings: yandere, unhealthy relationships, humiliation, brat taming, slight dumb-ification, edging/denial, roleplay, gender neutral reader

MASTER LIST

TIP JAR

Soldier

In general, Solly is remarkably impatient and has little tolerance for being teased; once he's frustrated, it doesn't take much more than that until he snaps and decides to put you in your place right then and there.

Part of what makes dominating you such a turn-on for him is his pride in his physically imposing stature. It's cute, in a way, to see someone like you trying to disobey the likes of him. Solly is taller than average and abundant in bulky muscle, in addition to his generous amount of adipose. Nothing turns Solly on more than getting to use that against you.

Solly's always kept a close eye on you, and you've got another thing coming if you think he doesn't notice you slacking off during tainting, it's like you're practically asking him to go over to call you out in front of everyone, and he's more than happy to oblige. Though this is nothing compared to what he'll do to you once he gets you alone.

Just because he's off the battlefield, it doesn't mean he's ready to put away his trusty riding crop quite yet.

It's such a power trip for Solly to watch you go from mouthy, rebellious, and resilient to whimpering and begging for mercy; drool trickling down your chin, eyes glazed over as he stretches you out with his fingers or as he spreads your thighs as far apart as possible before pounding you relentlessly into the bed.

Refuses to give you a moment's rest until you've verbally apologized, sworn it will never happen again, and/or tell him whatever else he needs to hear to be convinced you've learned your lesson. Solly's also got a soft spot for listening to you call him "Sir," so you'd better be ready to do that as well.

As overly intense and overbearing as he can be in the moment, Solly's quite good at winding down responsibly with you after all the excitement. He'll tell you how proud he is of you, how strong you are to have endured all that, and will help clean up with you. While Solly can get cruel and even sadistic sometimes, he's not entirely unfair. Nor is he the type to leave you high and dry.

Administrator

She's always had a secret fondness for the "rebellious types."

Not because she wants to see you get away with acting out or mouthing off to her, but the more stubborn the brat, all the more satisfying to watch them fall.

There's something about watching some newbie with a little too much confidence try to get away with giving her attitude that really gets her going. It's cute watching you walk around like you're any better than the rest of the other people working under her. Helen knows it's only a matter of time before that little mouth of yours gets you in trouble, and she can't wait to be the one to put you in your place.

Likely, you won't even know when she decides it's time to humble you. Maybe you were just a little too messy on a mission or made some thoughtless comment to the press, foolishly thinking you had the choice to leave the mercenary business whenever you wanted, subtly implying a lack of control on her part- Something she refused to let go unpunished.

Admin is easily the most intense and uncompromising of all the doms in TF2, and if you try to act out around her or assume she'll offer you any kind of slack just because she thinks you're bangable, you would be sorely mistaken.

When she finally gets you alone in her bedroom, expect not only to be edged into oblivion but denial as well.

Admin will leave bruises all over your waist, hips, thighs, whatever she can get her hands on, as she forces you to take her strap, fucking you down while refusing to let you come. She wants to see how painfully overstimulated you can get while remaining completely unsatisfied as you beg for mercy, knowing it won't change a thing.

Aside from all that, she loves to draw blood with her long fake nails as she drags them over your naked body.

Admin is relentless when she wants you to suffer, and she won't let up until you've been reduced to a miserable, wet little pulp. Helen takes immense pleasure in seeing the look on your face at the end of the night after you've endured hours of torture. Seeing how exhausted and delirious you look, knowing whatever rebellion you once had has been thoroughly extinguished. While you can do nothing but whine and flinch at her every move.

Don't expect any special treatment at the end of all this either. You're sleeping on your own tonight, without so much as a kiss goodnight. Helen knows what she's doing is cruel, but as far as she's concerned, you brought all this on yourself. (Also, considering how much she gets off on her own cruelty, it's not like acknowledging her maliciousness would change anything.)

Engie

Unlike the other two, while Engie absolutely gets off on being a brat tamer, it takes a lot more to bring out this side of him. Not because he's a pushover, not at all; it's more a matter of protecting his "nice guy" reputation.

In general, he's rather generous in bed. He is a Southern gentleman, after all, but when he's in the mood to inflict a bit of punishment, he's an entirely different person.

While he would try to remain mellow and appear unaffected around others, taking any back-talk or misbehavior from you with good humor, it's all because he's trying his best to suppress his anger, forcing himself to wait until he knows how to punish you before acting.

Most of the time, he's capable of maintaining control until the two of you are alone at night, where he knows there's almost no chance of you getting interrupted; much unlike the other two, he's not into public humiliation, much less being the one to enforce it. Though if he's feeling a little extra dirty, he likes the idea of forcing you to cockwarm for him while he finishes up his daily work in his shop. (Engie likes the concept of spitefully humbling you for having the audacity to come between him and his work.)

He's not quite as into the physical pain aspect of brat taming. What he likes much more is witnessing you lose your mind pinned under him on your shared bed, going cock-drunk while he continues to pound into you. Slightly into the idea of a pleasure-induced mind break. As you go from confident, almost arrogant, and defiant, and fucking you into brainlessly submissive brainless whore. Babbling mindlessly and unable to resist him, even if you tried.

"Aw honey, you ain't lookin' so good down there. Did you ask for something? Need to take a break? No... nothin'? Guess I gotta keep goin' then."

Will offer mercy in the fakest, most condescending voice. He intends to prolong your suffering as much as possible, far longer than he ought. But the longer he looks at you like this, his mindless little doll flushed with need, clenching against him, the harder it is for Engie to call it quits.

When he does settle down, he'll get you cleared up and put you right to bed or walk through your nightly routine until he's ready to tuck you into bed. As much as he gets off through the act of dicking you down until you learn how to behave, Engie also gets off on your compliance and how dependent you can be on him to take care of you. While you had your fun playing independant, Engie knows you don't have a prayer of ever truly escaping him, not when he knows exactly how to break you until you're feeding from the palm of his hand.

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wisteriaiswriting · 18 days

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General Dating Headcanons with Medic

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Just because you two have started dating doesn’t stop him from being insane, but he’s become a romantic, kind of insane. (Just for you <3)

He really wants to swap your hearts with each other’s as some kind of ‘romantic gesture’ but trusts absolutely no one else with that job, especially with yours.

Would do it himself, but is aware that he couldn’t do it and keep you both alive during it without someone else’s help. It doesn’t stop him from trying at least once.

He will reluctantly settle for swapping any other organ he can ‘safely’ swap. (Safely for him means staying awake to complete the surgery.)

After every battle he’ll try to find someone’s heart and give it to you, as it ‘represents his love.’ (So far all of RED and around half of BLU have had their hearts stolen by Medic.)

Will have your combat outfit slightly modified, now it resembles his own just enough for everyone else to know you’re his.

Entering this relationship means you’ve become another bird parent to his little ones, and the birds show their gratitude to you.

His love languages are physical touch and quality time.

When he isn’t touching you he’ll just hang around you, menacingly (To everyone else) stand right behind you.

Gives you special permission to stay with him in his lab all day, which includes during surgeries.

After you two start dating he will expect all your free time is spent with him anywhere he goes.

When you go under, if you'd prefer he'll put you under so you don't feel anything. (He will order anaesthesia just for your surgeries.)

#tf2 x reader #tf2 x male reader #tf2 medic #tf2 medic x reader #medic x reader #medic x male reader #wisteria♥

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prettyboypistol · 2 months

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TF2 Mercs x Romantic M!Reader

Scout

Has never had anyone pull out the stops for him. He's the youngest of 7, his life has been full of hand-me-downs and overlooking.

When you hand him a bouquet of roses he actually fucking cries.

Dinner, a movie while holding hands, cuddling under the stars? God, he feels like a princess in a disney movie and you're his prince charming

Soldier

He's touched, really, he is! But has a hard time expressing it. He gives you a big ol' kiss and thanks you with a smile, but is lowkey pretty awkward when you offer to dance with him.

He looooved the homecooked dinner you made for him- after all, restaurants aren't really his scene. Course after course if just amazing!

Afterwards, you convince him to slowdance/cuddledance with you while whispering sweet nothings into his ear. He blushed so hard you can feel the heat on his cheeks.

Pyro

OH MY GOD??? ALL THIS FOR ME??? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Well, that's what you think they signed to you as they blubbered tearfully and hugged you. You decorated the recreation room with streamers of deep red and had a bowl of icecream to share while watching a movie!

Their favorite part is when you lit the streamers on fire, making a brief flaming heart.

Demoman

What's better than a roadtrip and sightseeing in a new place? You two snuck out and drove to Dallas for a long weekend out. It took you eons to convince the Administrator for a long weekend too, so it was extra heartfelt!

Big foods, big hats, and big inside jokes nobody else will understand, most of all- you take Demoman out to light fireworks in the desert. Big ones.

With all the clamoring to see the light show, Demoman is elated to kiss you in public with nobody noticing.

Engineer

Going to his favorite museum of engineering and listening to him talk is what Dell found most heartstopping. That dopey look of love as you listened intently had him in a chokehold.

Brushing the backs of your hands together feels more scandalous than holding your hand as you give him a teasing wink.

After, you cook his favorite meal? "Oh darlin', you're an angel."

Heavy

Doesn't know how to react at first, insisting he doesn't need to be spoiled. Then you pull out the handknitted mittens with bear paws on the inside and he's all the way on board to let you spoil him like a king.

You get a thank you kiss for everything you do, a promise to repay the favor later (;P) with every surprise you give him.

Oh boy does he, the more you love on Heavy, the more he loves on you.

Sniper

Survivalist camping with him over the weekend is how you win his heart. He sees you fishing at the crack of dawn and you just smile at him and hand him a pole. The comfortable silence has him blushing like a poppy.

Play wrestle this man. Play wrestle him and win. Pin this man to the ground with a playful yet exerting smile and he will never forget the moment until the day he does and then some. Then kiss him. Do it.

Spy

Ah, a nice restaurant where he doesn't have to worry about the bill, a gala where he doesn't have to assassinate anyone, and a handsome man he isn't obligated to sleep with for information- this is the perfect date!

He's quite the flirt as well, but as long as you can keep up with him, you'll win out in the end with your romance attack modifiers of the date on your side.

Dancing with him is a must, even if you're bad, it's still overwhelmingly charming to Spy.

Medic

YOU BOUGHT HIM NEW SYRINGES AFTER HIS OLD ONES SNAPPED???? AWWW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!

Much like Spy, Medic loves a fancy dinner and dancing, but he likes the thrill of a mission to help digest his food. That's why you two break into the blood donation truck and take some especially weird samples of blood that you find.

While the police chase you, you two share a kiss. Be gay, do crime!

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freakybongg · 2 months

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TF2 Medic with a M S/O who is a bird keeper? Maybe the two meet when Archemides escapes the med bay somehow? And ends up in S/Os care until they can contact Medic

Lol smug lil dove keeps escaping just so the two can meet again

MEDIC X BIRD KEEPER M!READER

-Medic was searching for Archimedes, with no luck finding him, he sits in the medbay, enraged he lost his dove. He couldn't handle losing another one. He was ready to tear down his equipment until he heard someone ring the phone. He picks it up to hear a mans voice, confused, since it isn't one of the Mercs, he manages to ask the man, "Hello, who is vis?'' almost praying it was someone who could solve his lost bird problem. ''Hello? Is this Dr. Ludwig?'' Who could this be, he thought, "Ja, What seems to be the problem, Herr?" He seems confused before answering with a staggered voice, "Are you the owner of a dove named, Archimedes?" they say as they read the tag on the dove's foot. "Yes! Yes! I have been looking for zem!'' He seemed delighted his bird was okay. "Well can you pick him up. He was lost, and I took him in. He is in perfect condition. My address is Y/A." Medic agreed and made his way to the location, knocking on the door "Hello?" he said as the door was already opening, greeted with a man who already has a bird on his shoulder, Medic noticed that wasn't his bird but didn't say anything. "Yes.. Doctor, right? I've got your bird right here'' He handed him Archimedes in a bird cage, ''you can keep the cage, i have a few already.'' Medic wondered why they had more than one, 'do they have another pet bird? other than ze one on their shoulder of course... vhat broad manly shoulders, truly handsome.. wait I need to worry about Archimedes' Medic was slightly red, ''haha... Yes thank you! though.. i have to wonder, do you have more pet birds..?'' The man seem confused "yeah.. well, no actually. I'm a bird keeper, so they aren't my pets." Medic honestly could've kissed him right there, someone so handsome, and kind who seems to also love birds as much as he does. Medic was getting ready to go before he dug too deep into his thoughts ''Oh, before you go, if you'd like you can have my number. Just incase this little dove runs away again, i might have him.'' He agreed, got his number an walked away. What a 'wonderful man' he thought.

this is my first time writing a full fanfict, i hope you like it

#tf2 medic #medic x reader #medic x male reader #male reader #tf2 x male reader #tf2 x reader

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redamoureux · 6 months

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hi!! could u write yandere scout <3 prompt is all yours 🫶 love u

╰﹒RED FACED LOSER!

Yandere Red/Blu Scout headcanons/short

↳ content warning: yandere themes, some fluffs? obsessive behaviour, posessive behaviour, implied invasion of privacy and cloth stealing, implied future forced relationship, ooc?, not proofread

↳ genre: romantic

↳ a/n: Hi! Sorry this took pretty long, didn't have much time and motivation to write so i wss just able to write it just and it's sorta crappy :")

It was long ago, Jeremy first met you when he was on yet another run from his brothers and wasn't paying attention where he was going, causing him to bump into you and throwing the both of you onto the ground.

He'd hastily help you up and picking all the things you had dropped and hurriedly saying sorry before running off. You could only gawk slightly before snapping out of it and continuing with your day.

After weeks, you had almost completely forgotten about the encounter until the day you finally met your roomate. And it was that boy again! He seem also surprised meeting you aswell making your first introduction bit awkward but eventually you both melt into a good long conversation. You two quickly became good friends and you'd often help him with his assigments he couldn't do. At times he'd get bit embarassed and tried to repay you with a box of pizza in return.

When you're working on some project, he'd be a little stubborn and try to persuade you to join him instead for the evening to go hang with his other friends, though you'd often decline.

Sometimes he'd also borrow your jacket with the excuse his is on the laundry. Or even using some of your stationary and more often than not even forgets to give it back, so you'd always have to remind him.

Though once you lost your jacket, jeremy was quick to give you the biggest puppy eyes he could do and convice you that you'd probably forgotten it somewhere when you just asked if he knew where it is-

Jeremy would definitely take you on various 'hangouts' (it's really is a date but he's too embarassed and bit shy to tell you at the time) like watching a drive in romantic movie or trying to share the same milkshake with you. He'd even put his arm around your shoulder, you didn't think much of it, but his heart is thumping real hard.

As time went on however, you notice he was slowing stopping and skipping his classes. It was abit subtle at first, telling you that he was simply feeling unwell. Though overtime, he began skipping whole one, two and so on. Soon you'd hear several rumors from other students that he'd drop out. You feel a little saddend, his disapperance was so sudden! And when you returned back to your dorm, most of his stuffs were missing, save for the few insignificant things here and there. You were baffled and wished he could've said a goodbye but you finally accepted it and went to try moving on. Mysteriously though, some of your belongings seem to be gone too, and you can seem to find them anywhere.

Years passed and today you're going to finally start your first day of your job. You felt little nervous as you walk down the hall. after all you are still quite unexperienced. And hearing about the guys you're going to be working with from your contractor doesn't make it any much better. They said some of them were rude, easily hostile and even insane. Or dumb. You tried reassure yourself, it couldn't possibly be that bad. Your contractor is probably just exaggerating bit too much, you thought as you open the door.

Seconds after that you heard an audible gasp and fast footsteps, before you know it, hands yanked you closer to the person's body and giving you the tighest hug ever. "Ohh babe! I thought i'd never see you again!" Said the man- and you instantlu regonized that voice. Even after years, his voice still hasn't changed much. You pulled back a little, flabbergasted. "Jeremy??" You questioned. He finally let go of you saying, "Hm? Yeah sweetheart? Ohh don't say you'd almost forgotten me there!" He exclaimed as if he had not just suddenly disappeared years and just went back from playing the arcade he usually hang out in. "What are you doing here?-"

"Ttthat's a question i should be asking, Why are you here? Didn't you finally got your dream job? But anyway, i'm just happy that you're here!" He replied. You let out a sad sigh at that, "well yea-i mean no.. it's pretty complicated."

"Hey hey don't be upset. Sorry, i really didn't mean to ruin the mood. So listen, how 'bout we get some milkshakes huh? I'll pay for the both of us!" Jeremy declared. You thought for a second. "That.. would be great. Thanks jeremy." "Just call me scout, sweetie. That name is for the old me." He half joked. After all, his old self is just so stupid and childish for letting you go and even upsetting you for not even saying a goodbye or even able to confess before leaving. Well, don't worry now. He's new now. He would finally confess his habored feelings and he'll never be stupid enough again to ever say goodbye, ever.

REBLOGS/ FEEDBACK/ COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED!

@redamoureux

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sa1t0r1 · 2 years

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Tf2 Mercs with a masseuse S/O

this is so short I’m sorry

Scout

His whole gimmick is running so I think you would see him frequently, especially after training with soldier

Mostly comes to see you for leg cramps and sprains

Likes to make small talk, jokingly flirt and crack lighthearted jokes while you do your thing

Thankful he no longer has to go to Medic for little things like this

Soldier

He doesn’t come in that often

When he does show up it’s usually because he strained a muscle during training

Although he’s stiff as a board when he sleeps so don’t be surprised if he comes in due to neck pain

You constantly have to remind him to relax because he tenses up subconsciously

Pyro

I don’t think they’d come in because they actually need the treatment

Awkward because you have to massage them through their suit

They enjoy the physical contact

Excited because they’ve seen people do this at sleepovers before

Really just wants a sleepover

Sniper

Never comes in on his own accord, his role isn’t super physically straining

If you offer him a massage he’ll accept your offer though

He gets anxious

He’s not used to such an ‘intimate’ situation although he relaxes eventually

Might fall asleep if he’s tired enough

Medic

Definitely a regular

He stays up until the crack of dawn researching and hunched over his desk to work

His work mannerisms did a real number on his old man back

He probably has terrible neck pain as well

Very appreciative of your services

Won’t fall asleep but he will get drowsy

Spy

Comes in late at night

He’s a very tense and stressed person

He usually shows up after a losing match

Doesn’t talk much, he prefers to revel in the comfortable silence but if you want to start a conversation he’ll entertain it for a while

Has so many knots in his back it’s almost unbelievable

Heavy

Does a lot of heavy lifting during missions which impacts his body a lot

He cramps up often, especially after a payload match

Won’t talk during the massage but will thank you afterwards

Brings you sandwiches to show his gratitude

Demoman

Sometimes he’ll get cramps in his arms after throwing bombs at an uncomfortable angle

Very talkative when he comes in

Sometimes he’ll fake needing your services so he can have long, uninterrupted conversations with you

Definitely falls asleep sometimes

Engineer

Like medic, his work practices cause him a lot of neck and back pain

Likes to tell stories and explain his latest inventions to you while you massage him

He’s a little bit shy sometimes

Really appreciates your help and makes sure you know he’s thankful

Comes in if he can’t sleep

#tf2 headcanons #tf2 x you #tf2 x reader #tf2 x male reader #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #headcanons

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