so apparently people are horny about the tv man
happy flat fuck friday or whatever
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Bellatrix: should I kill off some characters of my book to make it more exciting?
Hermione: what type of book is it?
Bellatrix: an autobiography.
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lacie and the core ⭐
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noel & dorothy parallels
circumstantially, noel & dorothy have a lot in common
took the witch's heart from a dead/dying person after realizing they could not be saved
person was dead/dying because of nicholas trying to get the witch's heart
took the heart to keep nicholas from getting it and making some nasty wish
took the witch's heart from claire's at the time caretaker
held onto the heart for a while after getting it until a situation arose that it could be used to protect claire
made a wish to protect claire
became the "monster" associated with the mansion (dorothy figuratively, by threatening everyone in her dying moments instead of defending herself from the murder accusations, noel literally by being an Actual Monster that scares people away)
despite this reputation, never actually intended to hurt anyone, just scare them
did this in order to protect sirius
[insert that "if i had a nickel for every time [x oddly specific situation] happens" meme here]
it's so interesting that noel basically, in a way, followed in dorothy's footsteps and did to her exactly what dorothy had done to fiona--and his motivations were basically the exact same as what dorothy's were: keep claire and sirius safe.
it's also so interesting, that, with all this considered, ashe would connect "the monster" as being one in the same as dorothy. i mean... ashe didn't have any of this information, so he was just throwing out theories he thought might be plausible, so it doesn't really mean much, but it's very interesting. the are both the mansion's "monster" with the same motives. so connecting the two as one in the same... kind of makes sense. even though sirius had been offended by the notion (and understandably so), it's actually... really interesting that noel ended up doing a lot of the same things that dorothy did. i just think about that a lot.
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Kirari: *rolls over in bed* babe, are you awake?
Sayaka: *rolls over too* hey...yes~ *kisses her nose*
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Ririka: *rolls over in bed* are you awake, baby?
Mary: *violently flops over* the fuck you want
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damn I saw good stuff 👀 in the steam community tab... too bad it's probably not their original work but reposts without credit
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hey akito what do you think of this specific image of tsukasa :33
i'm going to bury you 6 feet under the ground with my own god damn bare hands.
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THE STORM IS REAL AND AT MY LOCATION HELP ME
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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"
Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."
Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."
Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."
Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."
Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"
Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"
Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."
Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.
Jason looked up from his book.
Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."
Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.
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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."
Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."
Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."
Bruce:
Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."
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Transphobes will be like "They is a plural word" and I'll be like, "well, yeah, humans are multicellular organisms"
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