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jjoneechan · 5 months

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One Year Ago Today

Dream tweeted on priv!! 🎄

#artists on tumblr #do not repost/steal #no ai/ no nft #dreamfanart #dreamwastaken #dream #georgenotfound #sapnap #larray #awesamdude #sooners #karl jacobs #THE REAL HOMIE HOPPER

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polarisjisung · 8 days

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kim mingyu

#i could be a homie hopper for him #🌸 hua rambles: seventeen #on a real note homie hopping is fucked af we dont do that here #BUT LORD IS HE FINE

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saetoru · 9 months

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Tee put your phone away please!

GUYS. YOU ALL ATE UP THAT FIC WHERE GETO FUCKED GOJOS GIRLFRIEND WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE IM THE BAD GUY NOW

#u are all little homie hoppers be so for real #asks!

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sainzproductions · 9 months

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𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 ⋆ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳

wherein the internet hates you for breaking poor charles's heart; so you move on to his best mate.

[charles leclerc x ex!socialite reader, carlos sainz x socialite!reader]

chapter one, chapter two

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yourusername tan lines and fine company🌞🌹

username i don't even know what to say... 🥹🥹

username is this tears or am i sweating??

username let's be so for real, no one else could have pulled this off😩😩😩

username now she's switched to using carlos for clout🙄

username i can finally call her for what she is; whore!!

username where's raphael? she has a new man, and he's suddenly forgotten🤮

username charles_leclerc come get your son from this insufferable wench!!

username run carlos!!

username homie hopper

username charles leclerc core right?🤔😆

username she doesn't even know you

username yeah just like charles won't fuck you🤷‍♀️😆

username why do f1 drivers just pick from one dating pool though

username social status!! looks!! availability!! someone that can probably match their travelling lifestyle or someone they can just bring along

username jobless behavior

username excuse you, she's an executive director of their international hotels

username she's also harvard educated, hope you can say the same about yourself🤭

username she has a type

username i would pay to watch charles and carlos's interaction after this😂😂

username why am i seeing a shift in these comments though?🤭😂

username yikes what does the family look like now?

username emotionally stable, unlike you.

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carlossainz55 indeed, a magic moment.

username SIRRRR?!!! MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD??

username run the opposite way not towards her!?

username do you see where his hands are, you lunatic?

username this is inappropriate, how could you just publicly share that you're screwing your teammate's ex?😐😐🙄

username precisely, ex.

username how many women has charles been with, since???

username don't attack me, but they look so good! 😩

username congratulations😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username you know what, i will take those days off corporate!😀

landonorris i just opened the app mate

landonorris but fucking finally!!

username oop imagine her on carlos's side of the garage though🤭😂

username netflix are you seeing this???

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charles_leclerc nowhere else i'd rather be.

username 😳😳😳😳😳

username is it me or that's a very loaded caption????

username he's living his best life🥳🥳

username i'd be enjoying life everyday if i dodged y/n too☺️😛

username be so for real, she's too good for him even right from the start!!!

username help i want to get shady in here, but the chunky abs are staring at me😳😩😩😩

username there there

username how about trying to spend some time with your ONLY son charles?

username gen question, why does it always seem like charles is out there living his best life without taking care of raphael?🤔

username charles, carlos is having fun with your sloppy seconds!! liked by charles_leclerc

username raphael is playing family with a second best😕😕 that doesn't seem very good for him, no?? liked by charles_leclerc

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18ls · 2 months

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CHARLES LECLERC / HEADCANONS — nsfw hcs.

contains: nsfw, kinks, positions, ghosting?

note: not the real man! fiction! be kind! just fiction! now enjoy <3

homie hopper, it’s a fact, that can’t stop him though, he’s gonna hit it or die trying.

also known that he likes his partners younger than him, it is what it is at this point.

face card what will get him anywhere he wants.

he’s into clubbing, so that’s where he mostly finds women to take home, he’s a charmer + the dimples it’s just a true weapon against anyone.

he’s no dancer but will do it for the sake of appearances, libido through the roof when he’s a few drinks in.

he’s cautious though, he doesn’t want to be in the italian tabloids the morning after.

when he finds someone to take home, he’s all charming and flirty, a few smiles and voice gravely, accent heavy.

any girl’s dream <3

he’s a versatile man, he will adapt to his partner’s needs. he loves giving and receiving equally so you will be satisfied one way or another with him.

on the outside he seems chill, but he’s another man on the bedroom, his usually sweet smile changed by a predatory one.

he’s into praise, both ways. he loves knowing he’s doing good, and he will let you know the other way around too.

also into choking, but more giving than receiving. that’s why he uses rings, loves the sight of his hand wrapped around his partner’s throat, decorated by his rings.

very big into cockwarming after sex, big cuddler after he’s satisfied.

one of his favorite positions is reverse cowgirl, the best view in his opinion.

charles will let his partner take the lead if she wants to, he doesn’t mind and he’s slightly turned on by the thought only.

big on aftercare too, even if he’s tired he will get what you need and clean you up, just to cuddle after and fall asleep.

but don't think he's going to call you after that though, you know how it is.

#charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc blurb #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc x y/n #f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #charles leclerc smut

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leclercsainzz · 8 months

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MOTH TO A FLAME PT 2

PARINGS: charles leclerc x fem!reader / carlos sainz x fem!reader

TYPE: social media au

WARNING: || cheating

part 1 - part 2

yourusername

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yourusername: time to take a small break 😴

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user: you’re truly soo gorgg!! 😍

user: so is the last post about carlos or charles??!?

↳ user: i’m confused, what happened?

↳ user: to sum it all up, yn and charles broke up (i think?) because there’s speculation that she and carlos have been sleeping w each other behind charles’ back after he unfollowed the two

user: idc what anyone says, i’m defending yn with my life

kellypiquet: ooouu lalala 😍

user: homie hopper

user: she wasn’t satisfied with one of them so she had to go and get with the other

user: last post?? is that for charles or carlos??!?

user: while charles was waiting for her at home she was getting raw-dogged by his teammate and friend 💀

user: home girl got with her boyfriend’s teammate 😭 oh nah, she’s wrong for that

↳ user: carlos was definitely in the wrong too, it takes two to tango

user: pretty girl 😩

user: gorgeous! 😍

user: so are you and charles still together?!?? girl, give us an update!! like????!??

imessage

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yourusername: late night kinda vibes:)

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user: homie hopper

user: you’re soo beautiful, babe! 😩

francisca.cgomes: sexy;)

user: i can’t really blame her, have ya’ll see carlos and charles?!?? if i had the opportunity, i would’ve taken it and gotten with both of them too

↳ user: you’re so real for this

user: my girly has two hot man wrapped around her fingers

user: stunning as always 😍

user: homegirl had both their dicks in her 😭 idc, she lucky asf

user: if i were carlos, i would’ve been tempted too

landonorris: can i get that bucket hat??!?

user: her style is always 🔥

user: you look amazing!! 😍

kellypiquet: hottie

user: so who are you picking??

user: the prettiest 🥰

user: how can someone be this gorgeous?

user: she’s a cheater but she’s beautiful, i can’t lie

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yourusername: 📸

tagged: @francisca.cgomes

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user: i missed my fav duo!!!! ❤️

user: home girl is either so heartbroken or living her best life, and i can’t decide which one it is

user: “you were in my dreams last night” WHO??!!?

user: not charles liking her post, omg 😭

↳ user: carlos too, wtf

francisca.cgomes: my babyyyy 😘

user: so did charles follow her back or?????

user: second post is how i feel about ferrari after every race

↳ user: you’re so real for this 😂

user: *liked by carlos and charles*

user: i have a strong feeling if she were to go back to one of them, it’d definitely be charles

↳ user: nahhh, it’ll definitely be carlos! bc she kept going back to him every single time 🫢

user: can’t get over the fact that she had both carlos and charles like????!???

user: she took the whole, “buy one and get one free” literally

↳ user: lmAoo 💀

↳ user: “i’ll take you AND your friend” 😂

user: she’s so pretty wtf 😍

user: cheater

user: i feel sorry for charles and carlos, she played them good

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part 3????

taglist:

@mountmaason19 @morgan108 @sailurmewn @jenniferrvsesi @captain-barnes-writes @evans-dejong @babyvinnie @benbarneslut @roseseraj @academia-girl00 @sadfalls @schumacheer @marvel-at-stucky @riverjane-d @rosaaxo1 (if your user is purple it’s bc i couldn’t find you)

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juyomiao · 8 months

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FIREWORK - P. SUNGHOON

park sunghoon x idol!reader

★ synopsis newly debuted 5th gen girl group CUP!D from starship entertainment is under everyone's eyes as their debut song 'love dive' goes viral both domestically and internationally ; all is going well until the group's main vocalist, y/n, gets exposed for her old stan… hate account?

☆ featuring enhypen , ive , cravity's seongmin hyeongjun and taeyoung

★ genre smau , idol au , fluff , crack , angst , enemies (?) to lovers

☆ warnings kys/kms jokes , death threats (joking)(most of the times) , my shitty humor , cyberbullying (nothing too heavy) , more specific warnings will be added to each chapter , fromis_9's hayoung as a placeholder for yn's pics

★ status semi-hiatus ? irregular updates

☆ taglist open , send an ask/comment to be added !

★ note firework like the &team song not the katy perry song (ray told me to say this) ,, working on an smau makes u anxious ? why not start writing another one !! im taking care of myself i swear 🫶🏻 the group name i came up with might be ass but theres a specific joke i can make with it

MASTERLIST

(chapter titles might be subject to change as the fic goes on)

★ profiles [CUP!SS] / [cool men (real)] / [pick me girls]

01 ♡ wonception

02 ♡ gay son

03 ♡ apology letter with tears

04 ♡ #ynOUT

05 ♡ what are we

06 ♡ leash kid

07 ♡ like the stayc song

08 ♡ menstrual cup brand

09 ♡ quadratic equations

10 ♡ illiteracy

11 ♡ homie hopper allegations

12 ♡ first day at gay high school

13 ♡ reddit aita

[more to be added]

#☆ li writes #☆firework☆#enhypen x reader #enhypen scenarios #enhypen smau #enhypen fic #enhypen social media au #enhypen fluff #sunghoon smau #sunghoon fluff #sunghoon scenarios #enhypen #park sunghoon #sunghoon x reader

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stevethehairington · 6 months

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okay so. overall review:

actually not as bad as i expected it to be! and not as bad as i thought it was going to turn out while i was in the trenches there lol. i still wished it focused a little more on eddie's home life/relationship with his dad and uncle AND his friends, and had way less of the romance stuff (read: none), BUT i will admit that there ended up being a lot less of the romance stuff than i initially expected and a lot less than it seemed like there would be while still in the middle of the book.

the paige stuff still made me uncomfy bc i didn't like the power dynamics there (paige had something eddie wanted desperately, and i don't like the idea that that could have had something to do with his "feelings" for her/why he engaged with them ((esp bc let's be real — he didn't seem super torn up over not getting to be with her in the end)) or that she used that to her advantage bc there was ALSO something in it for her) BUT i will say they did make it slightly less skeezy than i expected bc she was only a couple years older than him instead of like. significantly older like i expected.

i do wish there was more about eddie's friends and their fallout and reconciliation. his friends were super important to him and he just. dropped them. like that. and there was BARELY any blowback. like yeah there was a fight with ronnie, but we never actually got to see the reactions of any of the other hellfire/corroded coffin guys, and i would've liked to see that. same with the reconciliation, it felt very minimal — i would've liked to see more of how that played out too.

I LOVED EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN SECOND OF WAYNE MUNSON CONTENT, THAT MAN IS A GIFT HE IS AN ANGEL I ADORE HIM WITH EVERYTHING IN ME. IF THERE IS ONE THING THIS BOOK HAS DONE IT HAS SOLIDIFIED MY STANCE THAT WAYNE MUNSON IS THE BEST GOD DAMN CHARACTER AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM.

as for eddie — i think the author did an alright job finding his voice. there were times where i thought she really nailed it, but there were also A LOT of times where i thought "he would never say that!!" "he would never do that!!". it wasn't very consistent, but overall it wasn't awful and there were some good parts!

the other characters we know and love that made cameos — VERY fun to see them (gareth, chrissy, jason, hopper, will, jonathan!!!) gareth was ESPECIALLY fun to see because they really embraced that feral chihuahua boy energy we love to assign to him. BUT. i am SO incredibly upset with how badly they massacred my boy tommy h (whOSE LAST NAME THEY COULDNT EVEN GET RIGHT I MEAN W H A T!?) they fucking. got his characterization SO BAD. it was awful. i am. personally offended by it (joking, mostly rhsjsi). (as a tommy lover i am. devastated tho. HE WOULD NOT DO THAT!!!)

OH ALSO — reefer rick. WHAT a fun dude. hes out here in his robe and bunny slippers drinking darjeeling tea, living it up. what a guy.

id like to give a huge FUCK YOU to principal higgins too! they made that dude a straight up MONSTER. he was unnecessarily CRUEL and some of the things he said straight up to eddies face,,,,,,, sir what the FUCK. i know the 80s was a different time but jesus fucking cHRIST was casual cruelty and bullying from grown ass ADULTS commonplace? i sure hope not.

ALSO FUCK AL MUNSON LIVES ALL MY HOMIES HATE AL MUNSON LIVES. that man was AWFUL, TRULY HONESTLY GENUINELY THE WORST. neglectful and cruel and downright AWFUL. NOT ONLY DID HE CONSISTENTLY ABANDON EDDIE THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE BUT THEN HE DREW EDDIE INTO HIS SCHEMES, CONNED HIM, FUCKED UP REAL BIG, AND THEN LEFT EDDIE IN THE ASHES OF THEIR — OF HIS — HOME AS THE ONLY PERSON LEFT WITH THE COP WHO GOT SHOT AND IS LIKE SLOWLY BLEEDING OUT. TALK ABOUT FUCKING TRAUMA WHAT THE FUCK. i hope he got flayed ALIVE by charlie greene lmao it would serve him right that absolute twat waffle.

also, im gonna be real. the end of that book was actually INSANELY depressing. like, it tried to be positive because you gotta end on a positive note right? but it just fell. COMPLETELY flat. bc we all know what happens to eddie in canon. he's sitting there reenrolling in school, peacoking around about how he's GOING to finish high school and he's GOING to graduate and he's GOING to show principal higgins that he CAN do it and that he ISNT the fuckup deliquent he's convinced he is. BUT WE ALL KNOW HE DOESNT FUCKING GET THAT IN CANON. he's taking waynes advice and fully embracing who he is and he's learning to be comfortable in his own skin and to rise above all the noise of people who don't like him and think he's a freak. ONLY WE KNOW HE NEVER TRULY GETS TO DO THAT EITHER BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW IT ENDS IN CANON. so yeah it just ends up being a REALLY fucking BLEAK ending because all of that "positivity" is absolutely tainted. it's fucking soured. and i am once again INSANELY INFURIATED about eddies death. so fuck the duffers, again.

also, eddie munson literally never caught a fucking break. not one fucking break. his ENTIRE life was just one series of tragedies after the other and it truly just continued on that way until he fucking died. honestly, its a goddamn MIRACLE that he has ANY ounce of positivity and optimism and hope left in his life when we get to him in s4. thatd how utter dogshit a hand he has been dealt in life. and it only.got worse from there. and i will NEVER forgive ANYONE involved in his creation for that.

so yeah! that concludes my journey reading flight of icarus. it was a wild ride lol.

#flight of icarus #flight of icarus spoilers #eddie munson #stranger things #mack reacts

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seishirology · 1 year

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hi guys. valentine’s day is coming up and i have no one. i’m gonna cry myself to sleep 😭😭 anywho today i thought a lot about rin. i’m starting to feel like a homie hopper 😭

no warnings, featuring rin

itoshi rin is a shitty boyfriend on the surface. he seldom gives you attention when he’s watching soccer matches, and he really just doesn’t spend time with you. but in truth he just gets so nervous around you that he can’t even talk to you sometimes.

itoshi rin who hugs you whenever you ask. although his eyes are glued on the tv while he’s studying the techniques of other players his arms are open for you. and if you bother him hard enough he’ll pause the video and give you a kiss, but it’s hard to get him annoyed because everything you do gets him nervous, not irritated.

itoshi rin who likes to call you by your first name, he thinks it holds more meaning but in reality he just can’t bring himself to call you ‘pookie-bear’ like you suggested. when he’s feeling super bold he calls you babe, but never out loud, he’d die of shame.

itoshi rin who likes to be held by you when you sleep together or nap. he feels secured by your presence and likes the feeling of being held. although sometimes he gets anxious and hugs you a bit too tight, but it’s hard to complain because he is often too busy with his own thoughts

itoshi rin who tries his hardest to make food for you. unlike his brother he has basic housewife skills, he can cook, clean, whatever but he can’t make elaborate dishes. they always turn out tone a little messy but you can tell he made them with love because even if it isn’t the best your pans are cleaner than they were the day before.

itoshi rin who likes to buy matching couple merch. matching hoodies, necklaces, bracelets, socks, even underwear if he can find it. he likes to match with you because while he’s away he finds comfort in having things that you have.

itoshi rin who tries to listen instead of offering solutions to your problems right away. he’s begun to pick up on how your mood is affected by his responses, he knows that you get more upset when he proposes solutions and that you’re more likely to calm down if he just listens instead.

itoshi rin who doesn’t like to waste his time willy nilly but lays around with you. if you don’t let him escape from bed on the weekends he’ll stay with you the whole day. he doesn’t mind it because in his head sometimes he has to put himself first and spend time with you.

itoshi rin who has a physical album of you in his room sandwiched between his mattress and the bed frame so you’ll never find it. he keeps all the pictures from your dates in there, as well as important information like anniversary dates or things you like.

itoshi rin who sends you pictures of his feet because one time you asked for toe pics as a joke and he sent them for real. so now he just sends you them whenever he feels like it.

itoshi rin who knows how to paint nails and do basic nail art because he knows you like to have pretty nails. sometimes he’ll match with you, but while you have a whole set he might only have it on his pinkie or thumb.

itoshi rin who is surprisingly patient with you when attempting to teach you how to play soccer because he wants fo share what he loves with you. he doesn’t yell at you when you completely miss the goalpost, nor does he mock you for being bad at dribbling, but if it does peeve him he’ll yell at the blue lock boys and never at you.

itoshi rin who keeps all his promises because he will not be a liar like a certain someone you both know. if he says he’ll be there, he will be there. although sometimes if he says he won’t be there he shows up anyway because who’s gonna stop him?

#blue lock headcanons #seiz.thoughts #rin itoshi x reader #itoshi rin #blue lock x reader #he wants to make me chocolate for valentines #he has a kiss the cook apron on while making it

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ggukiepie · 7 months

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bts as f1 drivers

namjoon

retired f1 driver

was about to get his first world championship, youngest on the grid, but he crashed and was in a critical condition

oc is his high school sweetheart and by the time joon was in f1 they were happily married with 1 kid

joon quit being a driver after he recovered

didn’t want to risk his life and leave his family behind

he’s the team principal now and is way better at it than being a driver

seokjin

won 6 world championships, people said he’s past his prime and that he peaked, was supposed to retire but because of that comment he won his 7th title just for shits and giggles

joon’s former teammate

oc is his childhood friend, she watches some gps but not all because she has work

jin is attached to her like crazy, needs her to calm him down before a race

slow burn, childhood friends to lovers

yoongi

doesn’t know how he ended up in f1

just likes racing then suddenly he has 1 world championship

didn’t mean to win

he just wants to open a restobar (inspired by yuki ig 😭)

oc is the social media manager of the team; the public is always so surprised because during races and anywhere else he’s always 😐 but in videos he’s ☺️

workmates (?) to lovers, tho oc is a bit hesitant bc what if they don’t work out we’re in the same team it’s going to be awkward

hoseok

very risky and fierce driver

but off track he’s so friendly, mr congeniality then boom he drives so close to one car and they go off track

him and oc are vvvv toxic, on off relationship

and whenever they’re broken up hobi takes it out on the race, after a win he’s always looking for oc

a lot of the other drivers complain about him bc he plays dirty but he gets away with it

stewards always only give him a warning lmao or some small ass fine that’s like..spare change to him

jimin

he’s on his third year, trying to win his first world championship

prev season - sometimes he wins but most of the time he would lose to long time rival slash bff kim taehyung

oc is…she kinda a homie hopper

a fuck girl

but oc hasn’t slept with neither tae nor jimin, but they’re both on her radar

theyre all friends

tae and jimin make a bet whoever has more points at the end of the season gets to have oc

oc knows abt the bet ofc

soooo much sexual tension

goes out on dates w tae and jimin (separately), but nothing more

oc has no sexual tension w tae

then she actually starts to fall for jimin, jimin feels the same but they’re both weirded out bc they haven’t even had sex yet they’re falling for eo; they’re both emotionally constipated

jimin wins his first world championship yay

“yeah tae i get the trophy and the girl”

pisses oc off like oh i thought we had something going on something real but thats how you see me

angst, they don’t talk to eo for a while

then they reconcile, happy ending

taehyung

year after the bet with jimin

fourth year, really focused on getting his first world championship, he has more podiums than wins

super frustrated

starts getting his act together—drinking only to socialize, not much partying, no more sleeping around, always at HQ to workout, strategize, or practice

tae is super focused then boom season starts and he’s confused why is there a beautiful girl in the workshop tinkering with my race engineer ???? on my car ????

tae is a nepo baby but his parents don’t care about him, he’s super close to his race engineer

they talk a lot on the radio (engineer and tae) and have great communication; tae looks up to him a lot

then he’s like oh oc is always there and she knows a lot about f1 and he’s trying so soooo hard to just be friends

eventually they just get together

secretly bc “my father is the engineer whom you respect v much, tae”

tae fumbles during one race, crashes and retires from the race early

everyone is so worried bc the car spins in the air and crashes and they dont hear from tae but he’s ok and he gets back to hq oc cant help it she hugs him

dad sees and is furious

angst

happy ending

jungkook

rookie of the year without a doubt

idol is kim seokjin

trained by joon

wants to win his first world championship in his first year

which is impossible but go big or go home ig; jk is very ambitious

so handsome so cocky all the ladies want him

oc is an f1 reporter and ofc when she interviews jk..yeah

heart eyes

jk is such a flirt then he finds himself looking for her everywhere

takes her on a hot lap

oc keeps making jk chase her but also she’s not sure if his intentions are real or he’s just being a player but also she wants to remain professional

so she tells him to stop whatever he’s doing and jk gives her space then oc realizes like oh i kinda miss him

they get together after jk’s first season, he finishes like p6 or p5

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a/n: yeah had this in my notes for theeee longest time, i don’t think im ever gonna write any of these so might as well post it !! for all the f1 fans out there 🫶🏽

#bts #bts au #bts f1 #f1 au #kim seokjin #kim namjoon #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #Kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #mine #bts x f1

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haiyouchashaobao · 2 years

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Dream met the homie hopper after face real !

#mcyt #myart #dreamwastaken #dream fanart #karl jacobs #comic #real /j

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storiesbyrhi · 1 year

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I just re-watched season 2 of Stranger Things and here's the takeaway for me - stop me if you've heard this one before ;) - whoever I was when I watched it in 2017 is not the girl you see before you. I have a wayyyy different interpretation of the characters and the show.

(Season 1 thoughts here.)

'MADMAX' was the coolest way to introduce Max. She is absolutely as rad as I remember. I'm not entirely sure they knew why they wrote Max into the show... Was it to give Lucas something to do (which is shitty for his character); was it to add another girl (yay tokenism); was it a setup for later seasons (I might accept that because not all new characters have to be the star of the show)? Who knows! What I do know is that Sadie Sink really gave Max teeth in an otherwise... eh storyline.

I forgot Nancy and Steve went to Barb's parents for dinners. Makes me so fucking sad. The entire Barb situation is tragic. Idk if it was a reaction to the 'Justice for Barb' movement but regardless, having some follow-up around that was so important. Nancy's trauma being (somewhat) explored was great too.

Jesus H. Christ Noah Schnapp can fucking act. Like yeah, Sadie Sink killed season 4 but Noah Schnapp season 2 is incredible. And he's thirteen! And the intensity and nuance in his performance are wild! !!! !!!

I remember being so charmed by the Dustin and Steve pair-up. Still am. Still am.

"He likes it cold." Yikes. Like I said about season 1, it's cool watching this through a Vecna lens. It feels plausible he was the plan for the show all along.

My memory of Dart was a nice one. Turns out that I forgot he killed Mews. Fuck that guy Dart. He is not my homie. RIP Mews. You deserved better.

I remember the demodogs being more dog-like. They truly be serving Silent Hill, huh?

Unpopular opinion but I don't hate the Kali storyline. I can see how I thought it sucked in 2017; waiting all that time for season 2 to finally come out, then getting that. I probably wanted more action and group bonding. However, I like that we got to see a) an alternative outcome for El had she not found Mike and Hopper, and b) El gain some autonomy in her search for history and home. It makes her choice to be Hopper's daughter more meaningful. The storyline also broadened the danger and cruelty of Brenner and co., and gave a legit setting for El to learn more about her powers.

RIP Bob. My memory of you was correct and you truly are a hero. Casting was A+ because nobody thought they'd violently kill a LOTR/Goonies star in the 80s themed show.

Watching the entire gang in the Byers house in episode 8 was so cool. That sweeping shot of all of them poised ready for the demodog attack... chefs kiss. I am now even angrier that they were all separated in season 4.

There's so much talk about cool television dads. Din Djarin this. Bandit Heeler that. Joel Miller who. Bob Belcher why. Where is the hype for Joyce Byers, who once again proves to be parent of the motherfucking year?! Are you kidding me?!

Knowing that the show goes on to call Mike the heart of the party is a real kick in the teeth. Will is so utterly the heart of this family and found family.

So, I never fell in love with Steve. Not a Stevie girlie. But, ah, this rewatch has me feeling all kinds of things. The fucking character development on this boy?! Might have to branch out into some Steeeeeedie x Reader fics. Shiiiit.

I. Love. Nancy. She. Is. So. Smart. Give. Her. More. Guns. And the scene with Dustin at the dance still breaks my heart. I love her, your honor.

Murray was exactly how I remembered.

Hopper was wayyyy better this season. The "sometimes I think I'm a black hole" speech was fantastic. Him telling El about Sarah, finally, is so healing for them both.

My opinions about Jonathan and Steve changed so much between 2016 and 2023, so I went into this with an open mind re: Billy. However, here's the thing. He's racist. Racists just aren't babes. No matter how else his behaviour and personality are contextualised, he will always be a racist so it's a hard no for me. Yes, Billy is the victim of an abusive parent, but that can only be used to explain some of his behaviour. Not all of it. Nor can it be used to excuse some of his behaviour. Nothing that has happened to Billy can justify the way Max is terrified when she hears his car. She is terrified of him. I'm not saying they don't love each other in a very complicated messy way, but when I try 'redeem' (for lack of a better word) season 2 Billy, I can't. Billy deserved a safe and good home, deserved better than what life gave him, but he'll continue to be a blocked tag for me. I do wanna say that I think he's an important character for a lot of people, and that is so valid. That's why I don't go around posting shit about him 24/7. I'll probably have a lot to say about him in season 3 too, because hey guess what, sexualising a teenager is weird as hell @ grown up adult women living in Hawkins.

At the end of season 2 I am so keen for some more El/Will friendship, Max development, and Jopper.

And I'm onto season 3. (Edit: here's the link!)

This has been a Stranger Things Rhi-Watch.

#Stranger Things #ST RhiWatch #Stanger Things 2 #Rhi Talks #steve harrington #joyce byers #jonathan byers #will byres #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson #billy harringrove #jim hopper #jane hopper #el hopper #eleven hopper

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sjyuns · 3 months

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hoon bias wrecking you when you’re high is so real

i’m officially a hoon stan now. i am a homie hopper fr😓 he’s just the kind of man i like

#(˃ᴗ˂)⠀ 、ask!#ᕱ⑅ᕱ⠀ 、anons!

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I was a Little Late for my analysis.. I DONT HAVE WORDS BUT I HAVE SO MANY WORDSSSSSSSNDKDNJSNDJWNDWHD

THE BLOWING ON THE OUSSY PART AT THE START??????? MISS MA’AM, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE FIC. (Jokes). IMA KEEP IT REAL … I HEARD THE WHISTLE LOUD N CLEAR I COULDNT HELP IT I WAS GIGGLING FOR 10 MINUTES 😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾‼️‼️ THEN HIM TALKING ABOUT MY BAWDY LIKE ITS YOURS YOU HAVE ITTTTTTT 😻😻😻

TOJI BEING MEAN AND SHIU BEING ALL SAUVE LIKE UGHHHHH…………. ALSO. THE TOJI WITH THE MEAL THING? “Best fucking meal you ever had.” 10 STARS!!! WOULD EAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHIU??????????????? PHEWWWWIEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT MAN HAD ME BITING EVERYTHING.

IDK IF YOU WERE TRYNA IMPLY SHIU AND TOJI HOOKED UP ONCE BUT THAT LINE WITH THE PECS AND THE “cmon toji, let her suck. I would too.” HELLO?? THEN THE “your tits— I mean your pecs, are fuckin huge.” AINT NO DAMN WAY. BOY BFFS FUCKING TOGETHER MAKE ME GEEK IN FICS. I NEVER RECOVER. it got me wanting that irl I SWEAR IM NOT A HOMIE HOPPER IF I WANNA JOIN THE BUNNIES ALL AT ONCEEEE ☹️☹️☹️

I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFFFF WHEN THE6 WERE HAVING THE PHONE CALL W THE SHES BUSY LIKE KFMAOOAOAOAOA then he said who tf am I listening to. GAGGED. SILENCED, MUTED IF YOU WILL. REMOTE VOLUME WENT FROM 100-0 QUICK FAST, SHARP SHARP..! IM NOT READY FOR THE CONFRONTATION. BUT IM READY FOR REREADING THIS EVERY MINUTE BC HOT DIGGITY DAWG, YOU ATE THIS UP NO CRUMBS LEFT BEHIND VEVE 😻😻😻

— pearl anon <3

PEARLY :(((((( UR SO SWEET U DONT KNOW-HOW MUCH MOTIVATION THIS GIVES ME EOFOHOHLHL IM SO HLAD U LIKED THE FIC :,)

literally i added the blowing part bc u were talking about it n it made me think hmmm i never wrote that so let me add it 🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️.

LMAOOOO the toji tits part i loved writing it then making toji a big softie baby he’s so cute. shiu’s so hot i want them both BAD.

LOLLL who knows maybe they did maybe they didn’t 🫂 RKOGOHLH THANKYOUUUU SMM ikr the ending tehe best part :P

#★ — LAS VEGAS ╱ ANONYMOUS.#pearl anon #🧁#dbf!toji

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thewoodpeckercries · 1 year

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so i read a gywnriel modern AU today and azriel was talking about how in highschool he had a really big crush on mor like for years but she never noticed him, etc, then how his bestie cassian then slept with mor instead. now this raises some questions for the canon scenario…

did cassian know how much az liked mor?? did az have like a real big crush on mor at the time of the hook up?? because if so like…

personally i would not stand for my so called ‘brother’ sleeping with the girl i really really liked. like that woudl be the end of the friendship. so it’s like were there ever any problems between az and cas like then?? at the time of the hook up?? did az just forgive cas??

cause it’s like this tik tok i saw about that guy’s (little huddie?? idk if it’s him) song about charlie demilio calling her a homie hopper and how that isn’t really an insult to her, more just telling everyone that your friends are just not loyal lmao. if my ex coudl get with multiple of my friends they wouldn’t be my friends anymore lol.

anyway.

#anti acotar #anti inner circle #anti cassian #azriel #pro gywn

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