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Okay so Taylor's civilian identity was outed publicly.
Everyone knows Taylor is Skitter is Weaver
The director of the Chicago PRT didn't like her and enjoyed putting her in situations where she had to deal with the public/be interviewed....I think he'd absolutely be enough of a dick to put her in situations where she'd be pressured into talking about her Trigger event.
Which leads me to:
"Weaver Anti-Bullying PSAs" that get played in school, like the Captain America "So you got detention" meme.
In which Taylor decided to have a moment of catharsis by speaking to bullies in a language they'll understand.
"Remember kids, that nerd you shoved in a locker might get powers from it and turn out like me....Is that really a problem you want in your life? No? Then play nice Emma"
#Wormblr#worm web serial#parahumans#taylor hebert#Skitter#Weaver#PRT#So you got detention meme#Anti-Bullying psa
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Teen!reader get into a detention for this meme:
Teen!Rader: I got detention
RoR characters: What happen?
Teen!Reader: The teacher point at ruler infront of the entire class and said," There is an idiot at the end of this ruler."
RoR:Then the teacher gave you detention?
Teen!Reader:...No, I got into trouble for asking, "Which end?"
How will they react? Cause, I keep imagine this scenario in my head 😅😅
Love this, it's so witty and funny.
-Thor- Couldn’t help the smallest of grins from appearing as he lifted a hand, ruffling your hair, not upset in the slightest at you. However, your teacher was going to learn that they should respect others, especially one his precious kin.
-Lu Bu- His grin was almost instant, a dark chuckle leaving him as he cracked his knuckles, “So where’s this teacher of yours? I’m gonna help get you out of detention since they wanted to disrespect you.”
-Zeus- He stroked his beard, looking amused as he chuckled for a moment before he spoke, “Very clever of you, Y/N, but I think I’m going to go have a word with this teacher. If they’re going to hand out punishments because they made a fool of themselves on their own, I should return the favor.”
-Adam- He ruffled your hair lightly, “You shouldn’t be rude to your teachers, but you’re off the hook with me, since they were rude to you first.”
-Poseidon- You see his lips purse just for a moment, like he’s trying to smile before he tells you to wait outside for him. You learn the next day that he flooded the whole school for the disrespect the faculty gave you.
-Kojiro- He chuckled warmly, patting your head, “Teachers can be harsh, but to be cruel like that, that’s not right. C’mon, I’ll get you some ice cream.”
-Hercules- He’s not smiling. He’s not smiling. He’s not- he’s smiling- a snort of laughter leaving him before he laughs out loud, holding his belly by your clever comeback.
-Jack- Instantly went to confront the teacher, demanding to know if they tried to insult you. Once you were off the hook, her ruffled your head, “Witty smart alack!” which made you giggle.
-Shiva- Oh hell no! Nobody is gonna treat his baby like that and get away from it! Your teacher was quick to learn fear and quick to learn that if they wanted to be rude, there would be consequences. Once you left, he had to pause to sit down after he started laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe.
-Raiden- Is quickly going to be on the ground, twitching from laughing so hard, hearing how easily you turned the teacher’s words on them.
-Buddha- Twitching on the ground part 2, he is crying from laughing so hard, finding it hysterical before he praised you and gave you a lollipop.
-Hades- Another scary guardian who put the fear of Hades himself into your teacher, getting a quick and harsh lesson in respect but he was proud of you for standing up for yourself.
-Qin Shi Huang- He’s chuckling first, then laughing, then crying, then laughing so hard there is no sound coming out from him until he started to gasp, holding his sides from the pain from laughing so hard.
-Beelzebub- His lips struggle to remain still but you quickly see a smile as he chuckles softly, praising you for you wit and quick response.
-Tesla- Frowns at first when he heard that you had gotten detention, but once he learns what the teacher had said to you, and what you said in response, you were off the hook, your teacher wasn’t so lucky, as he went in, demanding a meeting with the teacher and the principal, showing why, as a genius himself, that education should be treated seriously, and teachers shouldn’t be talking to students like that.
#record of ragnarok#ror x reader#ror thor#ror lu bu#ror zeus#ror adam#ror poseidon#ror sasaki kojiro#ror heracles#ror jack the ripper#ror shiva#ror raiden#ror buddha#ror hades#ror qin shi huang#ror beelzebub#ror tesla
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Tim Drake HC if he never became robin
(Let's face it, no way he was normal. the brain rot is real)
He was thirteen when Jason died, and he was getting pretty concerned for Bruce, but also getting really off put by the violence becuase batman was never that violent
This pretty much culminates in THE INCIDENT
Tim isn't even taking pictures that night, he had after school detention, and because he knew gotham so well, was decently more muscular then the average person and very fast, he was taking his time
He watches batman almost kill someone. The man will never be able to walk again.
He calls the police, and continues hiding and following Bruce, because something was going on, and lets face it, he didn't really have any plans.
He doesn't know this, but lady shiva is in gotham, and doing the same thing
It turns out theres a villan AND hero intervention going on, where clark may or may not be guilt tripping bruce HARD into getting help
However, before Tim can trail him to the intervention, someone catches his eye
He's not that well dressed, Suit looks nice-ish, but the tie is obviously thrifted, and his watch is a little too good (classic signs of working for a gang, intimidation, spurts of money, clearly not knowing how to spend smart)
Tim decides that this is more important. Plus, what's he going to do tailing batman? Get caught while not even doing anything? No thank you
It turns out that guy worked falcon, and long story short, Tim ends up fighting a bunch of gang members in a wearhouse.
He takes out around half before, Oh lookie there, its batman, and he's rescheduled his intervention till the morning.
Tim is proper injured, a few good bruises and a couple generously bleeding cuts.
Then, because batman is fighting everyone in the warehouse, not just goons, because he doesn’t know what Tim is doing there, skewers him to the wall with a batarang.
Tim pretends to be knocked out but is going what the fuck batman inside his head
Shiva, who has been watching this entire encounter, and was very impressed by someone with little to no formal training goes and drops down menacingly from the rafters
She offers to train Tim and he's like sure ;-;
They go back to paris, and just to say, Tim's parents aren't just MIA. They straight up moved out of gotham and keep limated contact with tim, just making sure CPS doesn't get them into legal trouble
Tims fine with that too
So, in paris, Tim and lady shiva are kicking ass. Tim is learning to play dirty but also gains a strict code
He's very clear that he wont kill anyone, and that he believes keeping them alive is a sign of strength. that he wasn't so weak that killing them was his only option
They disagree but eventually Tim's pretty good at combat and Shiva sends him on his marry way (he beats her in a fight by drugging some food she ate four days prior and wouldn't set in until she was testing him)
Tim starts moonlighting league of assassins, just doing whatever really, and finds out the holly shit, Talia had a thing for bruce and his dead hero jason, brought jason back to life, send him and their secret love child to gotham, and also disrespected Ra's
He thinks shes so cool, and decides to drop by gotham, yk go home, throw in a public appearance with his parents, try the new zelda game
TURNS OUT HIS PARENTS DIE ON THE WAY OVER, ON HIS FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY
What the flip man, says Tim, on live television, reading a text finding out his parents are dead.
He doesn't say what the text was about though, so the people of gotham make a twitter meme about some rando kid at a gala
The whole things kinda a disaster anyway, so its fine (its later known as The Gala of [insert year])
Dick Grayson just got back from traveling (space) and finds out Jason and Dami are alive/exist, and tries hiding in the back, ending up in the same room as Tim
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"Why are you back here?" Dick Grayson asks the black haired kid sitting at the table, playing what looks like a knock off of neopets. "My parents just died." He says sagely, not looking up from his phone. Dick doesn't really know how to respond to that but ask more questions. "How- uh how did they die?"
Black haired kid shrugs.
#dick grayson#nightwing#discowing#red hood#jason todd#damian wayne#batman#bruce wayne#lady shiva#headcanon#fanfiction#tim drake#tim drake is not robin#suspend your belief imagine them being emotionally vulnerable#batfam#red robin#tim and dick
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omg i'm obsessed with xavier thorpe's lips like?? they're really plump and pink and cute and kissable? i want to kiss them non-stop. do you know this thing with types of kisses with some characters? if you're comfortable with it, can you please write it with xavier? because your fics are so incredible i believe you make magic!
thank u in advance! take care!
How are we the same person when being invested with Percy H White being gods favorite omg
I don’t 100% know what you’re talking about but this is my best shot—
On the Wednesday Characters favorite kisses.
Ajax - Temple + Hair
He’s such a sweet boy
He thinks giving you a kiss on your temple or your hair is this sweet gesture, and that hopefully it makes you feel loved and safe
Would literally stone someone by accident if you did it back to him, placing a kiss on his forehead or over his beanie
Enid - Cheeks + Lips
The second you said you were hers it was open season for kisses
Gives cheek kisses all the time when you’re in public, she likes to give a peck on each one when you have to go to class/leave as a goodbye
Kisses on the lip will happen often, but almost always in the middle of an animated conversation
“And then,” *kiss* “Yoko had to,” *kiss* “go to the infirmary,” *kiss* “and the other kid,” *kiss* “got detention.”
Rowan - Forehead + Hand
Another sweet boy too good for this world
He likes giving you kisses on the forehead because deep down, he’s a little insecure
He feels like he’s still growing into who he is as a person, and he’s not good enough to really kiss you yet
So the most he’ll allow himself are a kiss on the forehead or on the back of your hands when he can’t keep his affection to himself
Wednesday - Nowhere
She’s repulsed by the idea alone
You can’t blame her with her parents
She’ll indulge in a passionate kiss every so often when you need emotional communication that she’s just not able to provide
Loves it when you kiss her though — it’s literally the “what is this? Affection. Disgusting…do it again” meme
Likes kisses on her hands and the corner of her eyes the best
Xavier - Corner of your mouth + Hands
He’s a sadistic fuck and loves to tease you
Will kiss the corner of your mouth, taking in your startled reaction and raise an eyebrow
“Were you expecting something more?”
He also likes to give kisses on the palm of your hand because he’s an artist, he needs his hands to work, so he’s thankful to your hands for supporting and helping you grow
#ajax petropolis x reader#ajax x y/n#ajax petropolus#enid sinclair#enid Sinclair x reader#rowan laslow#Rowan laslow x reader#wednesday x reader#Wednesday Addams#xavier thorpe x reader#xavier thorpe x you#Xavier Thorpe
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do you have any headcanons for the ggy trio?
Tysm for asking this aughhhh
I'm only gonna go over Greg in relation to the other two because Gregory alone I talk about headcanons for a lot, and he's included in the post about the 3 star fam headcanons. So yeah
I just made a separate post for my sorta headcanons for GGY specifically, which you can find here.
Greg was a really good friend before being glitchtrapped. He was during it, too, but that was Rab playing an act. He's a super sweet kid, despite everything
Greg would give Tony his own pocket money sometimes. "I get a lot of it, and you need it more than me." Tony didn't like to accept it, but Gregory is a persistent person.
Greg would always help Ellis with the arcades he wasn't very good at. "I learned this strat, actually...."
Gregory would get them both snacks and sneak them under the desks in class, the trio eating them when the teacher wasn't watching. This was especially the case if Ellis seemed less hyper in class or Tony was particularly quiet.
Gregory was extremely helpful and kind with Tony when his dad got locked up. He was there for him. Ellis is better at lightening the mood, but Gregory is good at real comfort and supportive words
They're all there for each other. Gregory fights when people pick on his friends, which is rare-ish-- they don't really get bullied-- but it still happens, and Greg gets hurt. He gets anxious. But then Ellis and Tony are there. Tony's awful attempts at comfort make Gregory laugh, while Ellis is naturally good at making people smile
The trio balances each other out perfectly, and it makes things easier in school! Sometimes, Tony needs to lighten up and see the bigger picture. Sometimes, Gregory needs to relax and take things slower. Sometimes, Ellis needs to be brought back to earth a little.
Ellis has a pretty normal life. He doesn't have any particular bad shit going on, only the losing his two besties thing in the case of canon. His home life is okay, though; he has a caring mother and a little sister he enjoys taking care of, despite her attitude sometimes-- It's small, and it's nice. His dad is usually away at work, but he finds time for his family.
Ellis has as much monty merch as he can possibly get, but he insists on winning it himself at the Plex instead of just finding it on amazon or whatever.
Tony's secret opinion on Ellis would be so heartbreaking for him. Ellis would be devastated to find Tony doesn't like his silly side. It'd drive him away, "Wow, man. Okay. I'll find new friends, you can have Greg all to yourself. Enjoy it."
If Gregory knew about it, he would side with Ellis. He'd be angry, but also try to help Tony loosen up. "Hey, you don't have to be super mature yet. You're so young. Trust me, you should enjoy being a kid before you force yourself to grow up. Being forced into growing up sucks, I promise." Tony would hate the fact that it sounds like he's talking from experience.
Tony loves music! His dad liked music, and he could play guitar, so Tony likes music and wants to learn to play. He also wants to learn piano. He learned like 2 meme songs on piano to impress people in music class and almost got detention (tryhard)
Tony listens to music mainly at the moment. He wants to learn to write songs. He doesn't wanna be a songwriter-- He's still set on investigative journalism. It's just a hobby
He'd write lemon demon type shit mixed with like uhhh. Idk. Less silly, more serious stuff. Imagine Cabinet Man, but it's about an arcade controlling a person, and it's slower and more ominous sounding (the GGY song)
He listens to songs his dad likes, often. Reminds him of him. He misses him every day, and it's a way of escaping. He usually listens to music late at night, and he thinks... just thinks.
Gregory is the one who got Tony into cheesy 80s music instead of mf. The Clash and The Cure, which his dad likes. "Should I stay or should I.... Nah. Listen to this." He hands the phone back and it's playing Material Girl
Speaking of, Gregory loves 80s music! Ellis loves hard rock and punk music. They really do reflect their glamrock faves in terms of favourite music genre!
They'd have a collab playlist that they can all add music to, and Gregory always quietly adds things he thinks are funny. Tony got 'How Bad Can I Be' blasting in his ears one day and turned to see Gregory and Ellis giggling away nearby.
Gregory adds real songs. Some really good ones. But then he also adds it's raining tacos 60 times. They played it on a speaker once, and when it's raining tacos started playing, Gregory turned it up so it blasted through the cafeteria. All 3 of them got detention
The trio definitely snuck into a show at the Pizzaplex. Yeah, two of them can afford it, but what's the fun in paying? And it's from there that Tony was obsessed with Bonnie. It's the one thing at the Plex he can't pretend he doesn't find childish
Tony has been trying to forget it. He's too old for all that. But he just loves the characters despite everything. He'd start going into how he can like the glamrocks because he researched glam rock, while Gregory and Ellis don't really care-- "Yeah I looked into Glam Rock. It's like. A part of queer history. It's important haha. and I can look into its influence. Okay? It's normal and fine and mature." And they're just like "??? Okay???"
Greg's favourite is Freddy, Tony's is Bonnie, and the duo are super close. Ellis isn't stupid. He definitely thought they were gonna end up together or something; even if they weren't gonna end up like that or anything, Ellis is a huge tease
They all tried cooking once! Tried. Tony isn't a bad cook at 14, but he's an awful, terrible cook at 12. Ellis can't cook at all, and Gregory can only bake (at age 12, also badly).
No matter what they're making, Ellis manages to make slime every time. His favourite to cook is spaghetti and the pasta is always mushy, the sauce always thick as hell with not enough meat... It's slime. Tastes nice, with the worst texture of all time. Despite that, the boys like it anyway. When Tony's sad Ellis is like right. Dude. I'm making you my slimy spaghetti surprise rn
Greg would bake them all cookies at the weekends they work on school projects! They're usually slightly too hard or too soft, but they taste okay.
Ellis helped one time and the cookies became slime. "Oh my God Greg. Who made these, Ellis?" "Uhmmmm excuse me you're doubting the master chef of the three musketeers?" "He helped."
Greg got extremely, scarily good at baking that one September before he and Tony went missing (Afton/the Mimic can really cook apparently!)
The trio has a Minecraft server, owned by Gregory. Tony builds actual houses and stores, Ellis builds really huge complex things like farms and redstone contraptions + traps, and Gregory builds sometimes like Tony, but is shockingly good at it. He builds megabases. But he also starts a million things he never finishes, accidentally breaks things, causes chaos (usually along with Ellis), buries Tony or moves him while he's AFK, and /kills everything.
Ellis and Gregory built a dangerous labyrinth, and Greg teleported Tony to the centre of it. He's in spectator mode with Ellis, watching Tony struggle and constantly respawn in the maze while he complains. "MF GIVE BACK MY CREATIVE PERMS???" "Seek the exit, and your desires will be met." (leaves vc)
If Tony ever gets genuinely annoyed by their antics, Greg usually builds him something as an apology because he feels really bad about it.
And uhh that's all for now! I could probably come up with more eventually, but these ones have been on my mind abkshduhdjd
Thanks for the ask!
#fnaf#fnaf security breach#gregory#ggy#glitch.txt#ggy trio#ellis fnaf#fnaf gregory#tony fnaf#tony becker#headcanons#asks#anon#anonymous
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fic writer meme!
[RISES FROM THE DEPTHS] I'm here!! Thank you so much @uhuraisgay and @englishsub for the tags, and also for reminding me that I've missed Tumblr
1. how many works do you have on ao3?
50 even - which was more than I thought!
2. what's your total ao3 wordcount?
187,448
3. what fandoms do you write for?
My fic-writing impulses come along like cicada seasons, except without any regularity whatsoever: I do a lot of dabbling in a lot of fandoms, I can never really tell if something's going to light my brain on fire. Most of my fic output came from Yuletide for a long while (I loved the grab bag aspect and writing little treats for small fandoms, but then my holidays got busier), and then Yuri on Ice and MDZS were my biggest fandoms by far, especially MDZS. I've written Yuwu recently, and I'd love to write some Trigun, LoZ, or Mysterious Lotus Casebook one of these days.
4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos?
grow
the only way out
The Guests of Cloud Recesses
detente
bespoke
And the soft animal is our runner-up at #6!
5. do you respond to comments?
I usually don't unless it's a request or a question, but I read and treasure every one.
6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I am too tender for Bad Endings for the most part, but my canon-verse Nie Huaisang fic after me comes the flood does not end in a particularly good place for anyone involved. (But even then, we know it gets better for him eventually... albeit at the expense of several bystanders)
7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I tend to write pretty gentle, occasionally LIGHTLY bittersweet happy endings (that's the cafecliche guarantee baby) but part of me wants to say 'the only way out' (and probably 'the yunmeng accords' series in general) here. I tend to write fic when I want to play around with the emotions or relationship dynamics that can already be found in canon, so 'the yunmeng accords' is probably as close to a fix-it as I'm going to get.
8. do you get hate on fics?
Not usually! I was part of the Great MDZS Anon Hate Train of 2021, but that was the worst I've ever gotten by several magnitudes - the vast majority of commenters are fabulous.
9. do you write smut?
Not yet! It's not off the table, though.
10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you have written?
I actually don't think I've ever written a crossover! The closest I've ever gotten was when I look over my shoulder, but even that's 'Wangxian in a Conjuring-esque ghosthunters in love situation' and not really a formal Conjuring AU.
11. have you ever had a fic stolen?
I've had plagiarism brought to my attention a couple times, but truly just a handful. I still remember getting a message on FF.net that someone had ripped off a line from my Black Lagoon fic. The SCANDAL of it all.
12. have you ever had a fic translated?
MDZS is the first fandom where I've gotten translation requests, which is always so cool! To my knowledge, I've had fics translated into Russian, Spanish, and Ukranian.
13. have you ever co-written a fic before?
No, but brainstorming fic concepts with my brilliant friends is one of my favorite thing in the world.
14. what's your all time favorite ship?
omg ever? Well Victuuri and Wangxian have been the ones that really lit my brain on fire (if I own the Nendos, it's serious) but let me also throw it back to Fakir and Ahiru in Princess Tutu. That is ROMANCE.
15. what is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I would have really liked to have one more entry to 'the yunmeng accords!' I had a couple of ideas that I really liked, but nothing that caught fire quite enough to dive into it. That said, I am currently working on something short and Yunmeng Shuangjie-related, at the very least...
16. what are your writing strengths?
Emotional through-lines, pacing, and that sweet, sweet catharsis. I'm drawn to particular fandoms when they leave me with an emotion that I need to break down over the course of several thousand words, and I know that shows through in my writing.
17. what are your writing weaknesses?
Choreography! I'm not a very visual thinker, so sometimes it takes me a while just to figure out how to block the characters in a given scene. I also have a lot of trouble getting into a draft until I figure out the voice, which, when it comes to fanfic, will either come to me extremely easily or not at all.
18. thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?
Yeah, absolutely! (But if you don't speak the language, do your research!)
19. first fandom you wrote for?
[rubs my temples] an X-Men crackfic.
20. favorite fic you have written?
Oh my god. WELL. 'grow' and 'the only way out' I think are the best fics I've written, and 'when I look over my shoulder' and 'the soft animal' are also extremely close to my heart. But 'detente' might be the favorite child. It just gushed out of me.
I think a great many of you have been tagged at this point, so sorry for any double-tags, but: @bluecrystalrainingdaggers @tigerjpg @floofyfluff @vinelark and anyone else who'd like to go for it!
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🔀 Prongsfoot
(doing that thing where i go back to old great asks / prompt requests because i had a bad day lol, and this one was so gooooooood)
the meme was: give me a pairing and i'll shuffle my playlist and make up an AU based on the song
"here comes a thought" - from steven universe, feat. Estelle and AJ Michalka
(linking to the youtube video bc i listened to it recently when my therapist told me to and i may or may not have sobbed. highly recommend taking the 3 min to watch❤)
and damn, this shit does NOT need to be AU to work for prongsfoot, but okay, since AU is what the prompt asks for:
Everyone knows Sirius Black is one of those kids -- nothing but trouble, always trying to make life harder for his parents, does all this acting out just to get attention. He runs away and no one asks why, they just take him by the collar and throw him back through the threshold. He does drugs and no one asks why, they just give him endless detentions and suspensions. He tries to end it all and no one asks why, they just lock him up where, finally, he can be someone else's problem.
Sirius knows as soon as he sees James Potter that the other boy doesn't belong there. But Sirius is selfish, everyone has always said it, and James is funny. The walls aren't as gray when he's in the room. His last roommate didn't speak, and Sirius got put in isolation for three days when the one before that spit in his face and called him a faggot. (It isn't nice to strangle people when they call you a faggot.) James talks to him, doesn't call him a faggot, asks if Sirius knows a way to get into the front desk staff's candy stash. So even though this place is evil, Sirius is glad James is here.
The doctors don't really care that Sirius wakes up every night between 3 and 4am and can't breathe. They give him a round blue pill, then a small yellow pill, finally a long pink one, and then they tell him it's all in his head. Tell him to breathe. Tell him to call the night staff if he needs someone. But the night staff just sticks a needle in you so you miss breakfast and the outside hour and feel like shit when you finally get up at 1 in the afternoon. So Sirius climbs out of bed mechanically every night, takes his pillow and bedsheet, and huddles in the nearby corner. He holds the pillow and begs his body to breathe, tries to remember that it hasn't killed him any other night; it's just in his head, it's all in his head. It doesn't matter, though. Every night he's terrified his breath won't come back. Every morning he's embarrassed he got so fucking upset about it again.
He is so thankful to find that James is a deep sleeper. He's so thankful, until he isn't. Until he and James fall into each other laughing on the sofa during recreation time every day, their hands and arms entangled. Until they sneak back inside during outside hour and steal three girl scout cookies each from the box left open at reception. Until they stay up past light's out and whisper about their favorite things, their plans, asking each other all the questions except the obvious ones. Then, he starts to wish James weren't so heavy a sleeper.
James finds out one night when he gets up to pee at 3:43. He doesn't make a big deal of it. He sits down next to Sirius and looks him in his panicked eyes and says, "It's okay, it's okay. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here." James takes Sirius's hand and Sirius is a little less scared, finds a little more room in his chest to breathe. The two boys hold each other with a firm grip until the twisting shadows in their minds start to retreat, and tomorrow feels more possible.
dedicated to everyone who reads this and knows what the gray walls look like, or fears meeting them. it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. <3
#prongsfoot#sirius black#james potter#hp#bambibelle#the marauders#prongsfoot angst#tw psych ward#tw institutionalisation#tw suicidality#marauders fanfiction#my writing#prongsfoot*#marauders era#sirius x james#marauders fandom#tw homophobia
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okay but do you think that wizard kids from centuries-old Pureblood families with house elves and magic parents actually realise everyday things like "You use water to clean"? Or are they just so used to messes being Vanished that they don't make the connection?
Imagine in first year when they got detention instead of being sent into the Forbidden Forest they were sent to scrub some graffiti by hand and little Draco sneers like "Yeah right, like that's even possible" and Harry just stares at him.
Bonus: Pureblood kids with their "I was today years old when I learned that fire isn't actually magic" memes because they've only ever seen it made by wands so they thought it was a magical effect and Muggles didn't have it.
#harry potter headcanon#pureblood culture#this kind of worldbuilding could be so interesting#like could a family that hasn't interacted with Muggles since the Statue of Secrecy was passed#actually have any basis for common understanding of the world with them
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HII!! How are you!! Hope your well^^ i hope you wouldn’t care if I requested this but may I request Mondo Oowada, Hajime Hinata and Chiaki Nanami with a GN! or Fem!S/O who has a VY2(Yuuma) Personality from Vocaloid? Thanks^^
i don't know vocaloid so the personality may seem a bit wonky hope i didn't ruin it for you though!
i don't know if you wanted the reader to also have a pocket weapon so i just included it because i have my own personal scissors i use as my pocket weapon
also i just followed everything off the personality category off the source you provided...
MY FISH CURSORS MAKE EVERYTHING REALLY DIFFICULT TO SEE BUT I LOVE THEM
also i did headcanons for this, sorry if this isn't what you wanted!
sorry if it's bad and short- i'm rushing to clear my inbox.
thanks for requesting!
~ mod sitaya
CHIAKI W/ A S/O WHO HAS A YUUMA PERSONALITY
chiaki is a-okay with all that, especially that whole wakizashi thing...
she thinks it's pretty cool, mostly the fact that you're brave enough to have a weapon on you at all times.
though sometimes whenever you guys get into childish little arguments, she'll be half-expecting for you to threaten her with your wakizashi.
but you would never hurt her.
maybe.
you guys have a secret base in an old janitor's closet whenever you were hiding from nekomaru, akane or kazuichi or when you guys were just skipping class.
it took you both 2 weeks to decorate it with colorful and bright LED's, fluffy pillows and blankets, posters that may or may not be inappropriate, and a nantendo gamegirl charging dock for chiaki to well... charge her nantendo.
if you do sing vocaloid (or any other song), chiaki would always beg and persist to listen, even if you'd say no a hundred times.
well... not really good, but also good.
you guys would definitely argue a lot, since you both lose your tempers easily.
but then again after awhile it's either him or you finding the other crawling back to each other, begging and apologizing.
mostly it's hajime since you're stubborn.
if you guys find yourselves at a school event or a party, you would ditch hajime or drag him along to the drink bar to order well... 'drinks'.
and you'd call hajime a pussy for not wanting to drink any of it.
anyway... other than the arguments and parties, you guys get along pretty well. it's always you and him defending each other whenever hiyoko got a little too annoying.
whenever you decide to kick yourself out of the class or the school to sit alone, he'll join you. even if the teacher gets super mad and gives him detention, he doesn't care.
sometimes he'll come over just to seek comfort from you... and also seek for a place to break down and cry on, your shoulder.
you'll rub his back and comfort him whenever that happens.
on rare occasions, you'd teach and train him on how to use a wakizashi properly instead of randomly tossing and turning it.
i don't have a header for mondo yet 😭
at first he'd be surprised on why you'd be so warm and nice to him?
especially after monokuma exposed his whole brother secret. don't ask how he's alive.
however, whenever he got too aggressive or too close, you'd pull out your wakizashi and point it at his throat, of course at a certain distance, saying nothing but plastering an innocent smile on your face.
"what the fuck s/o?!"
but overall you'd guys get along, especially by bullying toko and making spooooky jokes around her, which causes her to run to byakuya screaming "master byakuya!!!!"
you recorded mondo teasing toko and her running to byakuya and sent it to the whole class as a mean joke.
soon enough it became a meme.
sometimes during group activities, you would have screaming matches on whose idea was better.
mmmmm good ol requests. again, apologies if this was bad.
#danganronpa x reader#danganronpa#chiaki nanami x reader#chiaki x reader#hajime x reader#hajime hinata x reader#hinata x reader#mondo owada x reader#mondo x reader#mondo oowada x reader
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ACAB its not just a slogan or a meme.
police make everywhere feel so unsafe.
when you aren't one of the demographic they serve (landowning upper class white cishet people).
i don't even think about calling the cops if my life is danger. I did that one time. they arrested me.
if there was a murder need investigating, sure, but i wouldn't trust that they would actually put any effort into the search based on who my friends tend to be.
in this city, they paid serial killers on the force 500,000 pension to "retire" and then get hired again by another county force the next year. everytime a cop car drives by, I imagine that verified murderers and accomplices, heavily armed and angry, are in the drivers seat.
how is that NOT a fucking "gang"?
I'm white. I'm never going to understand the particuarly terrifying relationship Black Americans or Native people have with the police.
but when other middle class people make jabs at "unsafe" neighborhoods and places...they forget elite, rich neighborhoods can be just as deadly if you don't look like its residents.
My blood pressure rises whenever i have to drive my junker truck with the taped over window into a wealthy area, or park near businesses where most of the other cars are shiny. recently all the side streets in this city have been full of "NO PARKING" signs to target houseless folks.
In Kentucky they're working on passing the H5 bill the "Safer Kentucky Act" - which would decriminalize shooting homeless people. and criminalize sleeping in your car. and implement a three strike rule, which can lead to a life sentence or execution.
state sponsored execution for being "undesirable"
think about that.
they get to just decide who gets to live and die? for being "dirty" or using substances? for being disabled by a disabling virus?
its easy to let ACAB become a slogan and not think about why cops are bastards if you aren't exposed to dangerous situations regularly, and then default to them in a panic when the chips are down. because you haven't seen it.
you're the white church mom I used to know posting about how nice the cops were to her when she got pulled over. the lady who makes her blonde friend drive when they go on road trips because she can get out of tickets.
but once you witness the level of betrayal and mishandling in the criminal injustice system, the level of abuse and violence, the way your neighbors and friends are trigger-happy to use this armed gang against you the second you're perceived as "out of control, "the second that violence touches you it becomes so obvious these bastards are not your friends and never can be.
unless you adopt the ideology necessary to justify their aggressions against yourself and your neighbors. and even then. you ever seen some wacko with a Blue Lives Matter wrap get pulled over? its funny but also it shows, nothing will protect you.
cops are doing heavy PR right now. town halls, coffee and donuts.
they're recruiting for the upcoming militarization that's coming in response to Palestine protests and this horror show election in November.
Amerikkkan cops are heavily infiltrated and practically equivalent in many cities to other white supremacist, militant gangs. They are militarizing more and more rapidly. Using AI and integrating with the court system, more survelliance, more rules for how you're allowed to exist in public.
think about that. why should it matter? if you loiter, if you skateboard, if you wear glasses or masks?
you are being trained to see yourself and your neighbors as potential-crime-committers rather than human beings. we are self-survelling. reporting. getting off on correcting and ignoring eachother.
What Israel is doing is a mirror held to our collective potential future.
and you should be very, very alarmed.
Fuck the cops. Fuck the prisons. Fuck the detention centers.
We already have the Gestapo and the camps. Look the fuck around.
#sobering moments#fuck the police#acab#leftism#america#israel is an apartheid state#israel#gaza#IDF#IOF#iof war crimes#police#police state#military industrial complex
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it's endlessly funny to me how when maya was freaking out in the detention center in 2-2 phoenix immediately goes into comfort-mode as much as he's able and says "calm down, maya! take deep breaths." if you present the kitchen knife to her she gets upset because she says she'll never be able to use it again and phoenix instantly goes "it's alright. i'll buy you a new one, ok?" like he tries so so hard to speak gently to her and calm her down and alleviate her anxieties in any way he can (even if it doesn't always work, but most of the time it does) and the reason it's so funny to me is because when you compare it to his actions in 1-4 with edgeworth it's a complete 180. an earthquake hits and edgeworth is left curled up on the floor in a shivering little ball and phoenix's only reaction is "(i've heard of running away, but curling up in a ball?)" he's being so JUDGY about a goddamn trauma response and it's like phoenix. buddy. cmon. and i mean he's a LITTLE better about it to edgeworth's face in 3-5 but the minute edgeworth leaves for the garden phoenix literally goes "he's got so much pride that he's probably off crying in a corner of the garden..." and then when he goes out there to MEET with edgeworth he literally goes "(wow. i can't believe it's still bothering him.)" AND I MEAN??? he does say he was ready to hug it out with him if edgeworth wanted but the differences in his reactions when maya is freaking out vs. when edgeworth is freaking out is absolutely hysterical. it's like this gordon ramsey meme:
#maya starts freaking out and phoenix is like hey‚ hey. calm down‚ it's okay‚ just take some deep breaths and we'll work this out together#edgeworth starts freaking out and phoenix is like. dude. get over yourself. we've got a case to solve.
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WIP Title Meme Tag
Thank you very much to @rbbess110 for tagging me to do this! I've never done this one before.
RULES: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the most intriguing title, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs. (this part is optional tho)
The thing is... all my writing files are all over the place lol. That being said, I have some good titles that hopefully you guys will like a lot! I'm looking forward to seeing what you guys ask about my work.
Most of my file names are chapter titles.
Steph's Crew: The Misfit Manifesto
Exam Week
The End (of February Mocks)
Life with B
Nothing but the Truth
A Million Lives (and all of them suck)
Suspended
Life Without B
Why I Could Never Be a Rebel
Detention
The Aftermath
Bret 2.0
Half Term
Ben's Leaving Party
It's Too Late to Apologise
Climbing Uphill (slowly but surely)
Figuring Life Out (it sucks, but it's necessary)
Times Are Changing
Moving On
Alice's Sitcom-esque Family
I Have a Crush on You
Where Are You, Ben?
How to Get Back on Track
Movie Night's with El
I Miss My Man
Is This What Love Is?
Boyfriend
Anything Could Happen (almost)
Honeymoon
Library Sessions
An Unexpected (and Unwanted) Visitor from the Past
Drunk, Lonely, Miserable Losers
We Don't Talk Much Anymore... and It Sucks
A Night to Remember
A Night I'll Probably Never Forget
Where's Steph?
Leaving on a Jet Plane
The Beginning (of our final exams)
Epilogue (Stephanie's letters to her friends)
There. That's all the chapters in order (at least, I hope it's in order... idk tho). Something about this story that's really fun is that each of these chapters is in the perspective of a different character! Originally, it was just in Steph's POV (it was supposed to be her journal). I'm still very much in the process of editing this one, so some of these could still change in future (some of these chapter titles are way too long imo).
Steph's Crew: Unreported Violent Crimes
This is the sequel to the first book! I've only started it a couple of months ago... so there aren't quite as many this time. It's not quite finished yet, but I'm definitely going to add more chapters to this later!
The News Report
So, Some Guy Died Last Night...
Pillow Talk
The History of Stephanie and Ben
To Take Matters into One's Own Hands
Visiting an Old Friend
Stephanie's Upbringing
I've Never Had a Best Friend
The Story of Em and Jack
This is a story that I'm posting on Wattpad! I've already posted chapter 1, but I've got all these other chapters in the works as well:
Jemily
Flashback #1 (Elementary School)
Friends
Summertime
Meeting Mom
Jen's Party
Flashback #2 (Freshman Year)
"You broke me."
Back to School
"I think I loved you."
The Best Friend Zone
Flashback #3 (The First Breakup)
Square One
Thinking about the Future
Homecoming
Together
Be Good
"Let's NOT fight about this."
Fast-forward (College)
Another story that I'm planning to post on Wattpad is my Five Seconds Flat series... but I'm not going to post any of my file names/chapter names here, because it's literally based off of the Lizzy McAlpine album of the same name lol. All the chapters are titles from the album. Here's a link to it in case you want to see it, though (the album is awesome, btw. Hope you guys enjoy it!!):
AU
(I'm posting this series here in September! So you guys will get to see this very soon... I'm super excited! There are 10 chapters this time - this story has an ensemble cast of characters, and each chapter has a new focus character. There isn't a single "main character" - though some characters appear more than others)
1: “Starting Point" (focus character = Zephyr)
2: “Meet Cute” (focus character = Eurydice)
3: "Just This Once…" (focus character = Caius)
4: "Junebug" (focus character = Juniper)
5: "New Friends" (focus character = Cassius)
6: "Don’t Be a B-word" (focus character = Avalon)
7: "Say it with Chest" (focus character = Isadora)
8: "Things Shouldn’t Be Like This" (focus character = Adara)
9: "Hey, Brother" (focus character = Xander)
10: "Shut Up, Marcy!" (focus character = Marcelline)
Imma tag these people to do this next: @fayeiswriting, @kirsten-is-writing, @e-s-willswriting, @jay-avian, @clairelsonao3, @sarahlizziewrites, @mjparkerwriting, @silverslipstream, @winterandwords, @exquisitecrow, @elizaellwrites, @writingalterras, @thecreakywriter, @sam-glade, @hollyannewrites, @ryns-ramblings, @autumnalwalker, @toribookworm22, @blind-the-winds, @falesiacats, @j-1173, @gummybugg, @jessicawestonauthor, @thelavenderwriter, @jay-avian, @mysticstarlightduck
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Ocean’s 11 Danny and Rusty headcannons
- they met in freshmen high school trying to steal the same teacher’s answer sheet
- that one Spider-Man meme
- and then got detention immediately becoming besties
- also immediately found out they shared the same thoughts
- ”so you’re a-“ “yes” “huh” “wait so are you-“ “oh hell yeah!” “Woah it’s like we’re-“ “-the same person!”
- Rusty’s parents loves Danny thinking he’d be a good influence on their son
- Danny’s parent we’re absent, Debbie on the other hand…
- ”So whose your boyfriend?” “He’s not my boyfriend”
- Danny used to have long hair that Rusty hated so he cut it
- Rusty has ADHD no more questions
- Danny can cook. Rusty cannot
- They can agree on anything EXCEPT Danny thinks Nightmare on Elm Street is the best Halloween movie and Rusty thinks Halloween is the best Halloween movie
- Rusty is like Joey from friends
- “RUSTY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!”
- but will share with Danny
- Unless Danny eats his food without asking because then it’s a whole ton of death threats
- ”Are you sure he’s not your-“ “shut up”
- Both them didn’t like any girl so they took each other to prom
- ”Okay now you two-“ “Deborah Ocean I swear to god-“
- Danny and Rusty are very well aware that they finish each other’s sentences and thoughts but they pretend not too so that the other person seems crazy
- They met Reuben around their early 20's conning someone in one of his casinos
- Once when they were younger and were being mentored by Rueben and Saul someone asked if they were their sons
- Not once has that not been in their minds and not think it’s true
- Both agreed that at this point Linus is their son
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Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who don't know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didn't get the reference). When the sub asked “who wrote this?” I was trying really hard not to laugh and I stood up while making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and I asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didn’t get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and I said “much troll, very epic” so everyone would get that it was a joke about the Troll Face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said “sit down f*****.” I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled “FUCKING NORMIES” (because that’s what Four-Chan calls people who don’t get memes) and ran circles around the desks with my arms behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because I got to troll the whole class.
kris.
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TOXIC headcanons
LMAO these wild but I’m adding some on and thought I’d bring them here too, the first 4 are from Twitter 🕊 Extremely unhealthy but good for ANGST 💀
Duncan’s the type of guy that won’t let Courtney move on, he doesn’t wanna be with her but someone else wants to? Fuck that. Her new boy experiences getting jumped, vandalized car & house, threats from Duncan’s delinquent friends and eventually breaks things off for his own safety.
Duncan’s the type to get mad if Courtney’s friendly with a guy but sees no issue with his flirting with other girls.
When Duncan’s eyes wander or he loses interest, Courtney sometimes intentionally flirts with another guy just for his attention and reactions, poor guy doesn’t know what he got into.
Duncan knows a lot of people and they keep eyes on Courtney during their off periods for him, cuz honestly? The reality of a criminal boyfriend is pretty scary lmao
Courtney doesn’t like someone or was done dirty? Doesn’t matter if her or Duncan are together or having an off period, all she has to do is call him up and ask him to deal with it, he has a lot of “helpful friends” too.
When Courtney’s bored, she intentionally flirts with men during an off period knowing she’s being watched just for some excitement (girl loves a dangerous rush)
Duncan the type of MF that will be blocked on everything but still somehow manages to message her to unblock him lmao
If Courtney gets blocked she has a back up spy account she uses to stalk. *inserts Adele hiding behind her purse meme*
She’s definitely wanted to vandalize his stuff out of anger and hurt before but the only thing that stopped her was the law, she’s upset but she’s not dumb.
Just say… they had a bad breakup at one point and he gets sent away for a bit, Courtney decides she’s not gonna wait for him and the break up really hurt her so she starts seeing someone else and things go smoothly for awhile until one night she gets a call that makes her heart drop to her stomach. “An inmate from blahblah detention center is trying to contact you. Do you accept?”
I’m still cracking up about that forth one 💀
But holy shit, wait! Courtney calling him no matter what their status is? 🥹 my heart?? Imagine him just dropping everything because he just knows.
Courtney will fr flirt with anyone to piss Duncan off. Proven in TDA 💀 and Duncan will do the same tbh, but he can’t keep up the facade because hellloooo he’d completely lose it if someone actually tried kissing Courtney or something.
Duncan has burner phones. Fact.
These two really are a hot mess 🥵
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In fact, I was going to cover Harry's sixth and seventh years as well, and then I was going to introduce Desmond, like in an open-ended epilogue or something. That would be 2009, so... Hm... Harry would be what, 27, 28 years old? Old enough to sign adoption paperwork, at least lmao The funny thing about this is that Bill and the other Assassins know since 1995/6 there's something going on in Europe, but they don't know what the hell is going on in Europe, just places like Tiber Island are open again and HOW THE FUCK DOES NOBODY KNOW WHERE TIBERINE ISLAND IS, WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING wait a minute, what was he talking about?
I put the Rogue theme in there because I think it's really beautiful and also because it would be a great theme for the first kill of Harry's cute little novices lol
Hunting season for the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters is open and it's going to be amazing
Oh, and a meme:
Harry, in the pensive, learning about the Sunburst and Desmond Miles' role in stopping this just after a round of "detention" with Umbridge/Snape and three days without sleep because of the mental connection with old snakeface:
Oooohhh, got it.
Also, you can handwave Tiber Island being ‘unavailable’ as the Assassins actually not having any idea that Tiber Island was an Assassin base because it’s one of the secrets only given to the mentor.
Speaking of which, by your timeline, the Mentor would still be alive and this means that William Miles would be a ‘field agent’ or a team leader at best. You can totally make William Miles be in charge of figuring out why there seems to be some discrepancy in the memories of the Brotherhood that seemed to originate in Rome for some reason. You don’t even have to give him the full ‘William Miles’ name, maybe Harry and the others hear him talking to someone above them as they try to ‘fight off’ the spell and they’d be a mysterious organization that is connected to Tiber Island. Having a smaller part than a minor character, almost like a shoutout or a reference then bam! The epilogue introduces Desmond Miles and the readers finds out that small (almost throwaway) scene was meant to hint Desmond’s inclusion to the story.
Although, instead of the entire Tiber Island being ‘unavailable’, it might be better if it’s only the Assassin hideout in Tiber Island that’s unavailable since an entire island would be hard to hide, even if we use Fidelius Charm (also, Tiber Island is open to the public and has a hospital in it so hiding the entire island would mean making everyone in the island at that point either be hidden as well (and not knowing they’re hidden?) or would mean they’d have to evacuate the island and that seems too unfair to them),
Ooohh, yeah, Rogue would also work as Harry and his novices are ‘rogues’, both to the magical world and to the Assassin Brotherhood. Magical Assassins would definitely be scary af and, at some point, the Death Eaters would be faced with the realization that they weren’t hunters but preys.
And a meme for a meme:
#ask and answer#just the assassin brotherhood being ‘???’ over some weird gaps in their memories#they know they’re missing something#but they don’t remember what it is#is it isu bullshit#it sounds like isu bullshit
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