Hello tumblr I come bearing gifts

literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asks why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

maya’s in game outfit literally looks like an american drew it (and i say this as an american) so…

email me capcom

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

DISBARRED

i blacked out and suddenly theres 4 edgeworths on the canvas

bonus design notes edition

BWAH

I love edgeworth bc you can see exactly how he got to "her metabolic processes etc etc"

- she's dead <- DONT SAY THIS. you're trying to seem like less of a dick since you faked your death remember

- she's passed away <- wait. Hold on a second. She used to be his girlfriend maybe you should layer it but like how

- despite your complicated feelings about miss Hawthorne i regret to <- god fuck this is taking way too long what's the point jesus. What do you even do.

- sorry your ex girlfriend died <- TERRIBLE. perhaps the worst of the bunch. Ok you're removing the consolation maybe you could do like wordplay??? Wright likes wordplay

- her metabolic processes are a matter of interest only to historians <- YOUVE RUN OUT OF TIME THIS WILL HAVE TO WORK

hey, guys! i feel this post is kind of important to make given the sheer amount of people who use discord:

(and here's a link to the article that isn't paywalled, in an archive).

as per the first two paragraphs of the article:

An online service is scraping Discord servers en masse, archiving and tracking users’ messages and activity across servers including what voice channels they join, and then selling access to that data for as little as $5. Called Spy Pet, the service’s creator says it scrapes more than ten thousand Discord servers, and besides selling access to anyone with cryptocurrency, is also offering the data for training AI models or to assist law enforcement agencies, according to its website. The news is not only a brazen abuse of Discord’s platform, but also highlights that Discord messages may be more susceptible to monitoring than ordinary users assume. Typically, a Discord user’s activity is spread across disparate servers, with no one entity, except Discord itself, able to see what messages someone has sent across the platform more broadly. With Spy Pet, third-parties including stalkers or potentially police can look up specific users and see what messages they’ve posted on various servers at once.

here's another (brief) article about it:

news about this has just started reaching people en masse within the last couple days, but i didn't know if it had reached tumblr yet, so. yeah. here.

Langworth is the funniest ace attorney ship ever created bc it implies that while Kristoph and Phoenix are engaged in 7 years of psychosexual warfare, Edgeworth is off in fantasy Hong Kong getting busy with interpol’s highest ranking furry

miis

practice makes perfect

Maya goes business casual against Phoenix's will...

time for a silly post (I say as if my posts hadn't been silly for the past month)

fans of the sonic snapcube dubs will recognize these, but if you don't recognize these, just imagine these lines are ace attorney canon. thank you

POV: You're being perceived.