Whenever I read bl manhwas I never fall for or like the top. I always like the bottoms more😭 does anyone else relate??
Like jooha from pearl boy is SO MHM. He's so pretty please give me a man like that I LOVE pretty men.
My red flag is that I read killing stalking and had a crush... On YOONBUM
KIM DAN FROM JINX IS SO KHHDSASGJK- come here bbg let me spoil you and give you the aftercare you deserve
I never read Painter of the Night only the first few chapters a few years ago... BUT NAKYUM KJJGDSSHJ omg, omg, omg I need him. He's so cute I need a man like him HES SO PRETTY
I read a married man and like LEE GEOM!!...UHG I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM kkjhfdashjkk I wanna have soft sex with him and treat him right. Like, take him on dates and shi...
I'm a straight woman btw.
THE BOTTOM FROM NIGHT BY THE SHORE!!!! Ughhhgg I need him. It's not a want I need him, like let me be your sugar mommy and ill pay all your depts off.
SKYLAR. SKYLAR. SKYLAR. hes not a confirmed bottom BUT I NEED HIM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.
THE MAJESTIC GUY WITH RELIGIOUS TRAUMA IN HOME FAR AWAY!!
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I ALSO LOVEEEEE XIE LIAN FROM HEAVENS OFFICIAL BLESSING!! I haven't read it but looorrrdddd he is so pretty
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I am curious about Steph's time working in retail. Any interesting stories about her time there?
[at a clothing store]
Steph: Your total is $133.37.
Margie: You forgot my coupon.
Steph: It expired two months ago.
Margie: Can you still try?
Skylar: Mom, it's fine.
Margie: Shush, let her try.
Steph: Sure I can try.
*coupon declines*
Steph: Your total is $133.37.
Margie: But the coupon.
Steph: *sighs*
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[at a drive-thru]
Steph: Welcome to Batburgers, what can I get you?
Margie: I'll do a double batburger with fries and a six-piece Robin nugget.
Steph: Anything else?
Margie: Nope.
Steph: Alright, please pull up to the next window.
Margie: *goes into the store*
Margie: Where's my order?
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[at a coffee shop]
Steph: Iced vanilla latte for... Maggie?
Margie: It's Margie.
Steph: Sorry about that.
Margie: You should be. I want you to remake it, and this time get my name right.
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[at a restaurant]
Steph: Are you guys ready to order?
Margie: Yes, I'll do the chicken alfredo, but can you do it without salt? I'm trying this new zero-sodium diet from Facebook.
Steph: Sure.
[twenty minutes later]
Steph: How's everything tasting?
Margie: My food is completely tasteless.
Steph: Would you like me to take it back?
Margie: Yes, and fix it.
[ten minutes later]
Steph: Here you go, your chicken alfredo.
Margie: *takes a bite*
Margie: I told you no salt!
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[at a grocery store]
Steph, putting a mop bucket away: There, aisle seven is all clean.
Margie: My baby threw up in aisle seven.
Steph: On it.
Margie: And clean up my baby too.
Steph: What?
Margie, handing Steph her baby: Clean up my baby.
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[at a furniture store]
Margie: I need a replacement part for this end table.
Steph: *checks on her iPad*
Steph: I'm sorry, that product was discontinued ten years ago.
Margie: Could you check in the back?
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[at a call center]
Steph: Wayne Industries customer support, how can I help you?
Margie: I want to cancel my subscription.
Steph: Can I get your phone number?
Margie: *gives her number*
Steph: There's no account under that number.
Margie: There should be.b
Steph: I don't see it here. Can I get a name and date of birth?
Margie: What kind of information harvesting scam is this? I'm gonna have a talk with your higher ups.
Margie: *hangs up*
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[at home]
Bruce: Hey Steph, how was work?
Steph: Normal. How was the school carnival?
Bruce: It was pretty good, except for Margie. Ugh, you have no idea.
Steph: *eye twitches*
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