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#PIECE OF SHIT PRETTY BOY FR!!
annakacoyett · 5 months
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"Yes, I'm dumber than you, younger than you, less educated than you, less experienced than you, poorer than you are--- but that doesn't mean my self respect is any less than yours."
- Phương Nam, to Long in Hương vị tình thân (V-drama)
[Original line: "Ừ, tôi ngu hơn anh, non hơn anh, ít học hơn anh, không có kinh nghiệm như anh, ít tiền hơn anh--- nhưng không có nghĩa tôi ít tự trọng hơn anh."]
was watching this with my family and thought i should share this amazing quote.
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lecliss · 1 year
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Ya know, when I heard Vincent was getting his FR finally, I certainly wasn't expecting his partner to be Prompto, and yet. It makes sense.
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ichigo-dream · 9 months
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Leon - Squish - (SFW & NSFW)
Hi everyone!
We still can't get over the fact that this man is built like that and that he put on 40 lbs of pure muscle between RE 2 and RE 4. Honestly we've spent many hours discussing his squish so have some of our fav headcanons:
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Every part of this man is rideable - thighs, biceps, throat, ab, face, doesn’t matter, any port in a storm and what a pretty, squishy port he is. 
u love gently pinching and biting his cheeks bc he still has some of his lil baby face from his rookie days 
his lap is the comfiest place to sit 
your throne 
Leon will grab you by the hips and pull you onto his plush thighs at any point 
soft and pillowy but you can feel the muscle when he flexes 
You love his little freckles that come out in the sunshine and the summertime - there’s one on the inside of his beautiful thigh scarily close to his dick and it makes him feral when you kiss or bite at it. 
To Leon, the only benefit of working for the US Government is travel perks - when flying he always flies first class, and it's the only time he can be comfortable on public transport bc he’s a unit of a man 
Any other time, he has to curl in on himself and crush his legs together to not take up more than his designated space. 
can spread his thick delicious thighs as much as he wants 
in the summertime he likes to workout outside
will do push-ups whilst shirtless 
you try not to pass out at the sight of his muscles flexing + slick with sweat 
sometimes you’ll sit on his back as he does this when he wants some extra weight 
baby boy is so strong it makes u drool 
Loves wearing shorts but gets self-conscious if he wears them in public.
Absolutely will steal your sunglasses to wear whilst he’s outside - (we couldn’t get the image of Leon shirtless in little shorts wearing heart shaped sunglasses out of our heads)
one day he wants to surprise you by wearing his old rpd uniform (cute play on all the times you would playfully call him “officer Kennedy”) but you hear him grunting in frustration from the bedroom so u go to check it out 
shit does not fit this man
not even a little 
trousers caught around his legs bc the material won’t fit over his juicy thighs + ass. You’re trying not to drool at the sight. waistband is fr about to snap 
dick bulge bc the trousers don’t fit over that either 
shirt also  doesn’t fit  - buttons are straining within an inch of their life against his broad chest, waiting to pop  
only thing that does fit is the old bulletproof vest - barely. 
“Never got to wear my summer uniform, and I didn’t want to buy a new one so… I tried to make my own but…”
baby boy is blushing in embarrassment at his failed attempt to be sexy 
but oh he has no idea 
what he’s doing to you rn 
have to pick your jaw off the floor at the sight of him 
he’s sweating a little too from the effort 
you want him to choke you out with his thighs or biceps, you’re not picky 
You tell him to turn around and you’ll try to help him pull them up at the back but this is a ruse -  you just want to see his ass jiggle as he tries to force the trousers up. 
“I’m sorry, I can't get them on..” he whines, annoyed that he can’t surprise you anymore. 
“It’s okay, pretty boy, I need you to take them off anyway”  
devouring this man like he’s a piece of cake on god 
strawberry to be precise 
When you’re fucking him, if you grab at his ass it’ll drive him crazy
You have to resist the urge to motorboat him when his bare chest is freely offered to your greedy eyes.
the juiciest tits u ever seen 
Don’t be fooled tho - tho this man is a beast, he ‘s actually a puppy on the inside. 
He absolutely adores getting to cuddle with you and lie on your chest and snooze - because he’s bigger than you he tends to worry about crushing you but you reassure him that it's okay (glory glory what a hell of a way to die). 
We could go all day (much like Leon) but we’ll stop there for now!
Comment “Bingo!” if you made it to the end, and let us know if you’d like more!
Love, 
Ichigo and Dream xoxo
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bowandcurtsey · 4 months
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Hi sweetheart thank you for requesting this! <3 I'm sorry it took so long but Merry Christmas!!
Also I love this request, it's kinda new for me although yes I do get turned on by voices and dirty talks („ಡωಡ„)
brb cause i'm feeling the heat writing this piece. Characters: Yami, Zora, Magna x f! reader tw: nsfw, dirty talking, maybe degrading, minors dni, unchecked works
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Yami Sukehiro
This man is the king of dirty talking. Yea, all that man does is talk shit in his fucking sexy low gruffy voice.
But he knows he's good at it. He knows his effect one you. And boy is he going to use it to his advantage in bed all the time, he won't stop from the start till the end.
One moment he's taunting you, "oh, can't get enough of me, princess?" "you're clenching onto me so tightly" "I just got in and you're cumming? again?"
The next moment he's all praises like he's so drunk on you, "fuck, what a pretty angel." "good girl taking me so well now,"
But whatever he says he can feel your hungry and weeping cunt swallowing whatever he's thrusting into you. He loves it and absolutely gets on from it.
When Yami's mad at you, boy oh boy you gotta get ready for a little degrading, girl.
"does ____ know you get all wet like this for me? You pussy is leaking just from me touching you like this?"
"So you wanna show everyone how slutty you can be, princess? Better be able to take it."
The fact that he could make you a hot wet mess, and the fact that you want to hear him praise, tease or scold you, and how you cum oh so hard from all of this, he's fucking intoxicated with just the idea of it. And let's face it, he's a hot mess for you too. ;)
Zora Ideale
Can't say anything nice and sometimes it ticks you off but he's just so fucking good at it you can't help but just be a good girl for him.
"Cumming already? my girl so needy huh?"
Slows down just as you're reaching your high and just shrugs, "hmm? the nights still early babe."
Keeps you waiting because he loves it when you get annoyed but then your desires get over you and you whine just for him.
"wanna cum?" "you know i love it when you bite that lower lip,"
"tell me, what you want, in your big girl words,"
and then he finally lets you cum, and you jolt from the wave of euphoria, he loves watching you roll your eyes and curse at him.
"i got you baby, I got you,"
And that won't be the end.
Loves edging you on because he absolutely knows his power over you. His mission is to make you cum multiple times until you squirt.
"one more baby, one more for me, wanna see you squirt all over me," he would lick the shell of your ear while pounding into you.
he's just so annoying but yet your body just reacts to him and you just reach your high again and again.
Magna Swing
Doesn't look like it but he likes to whisper dirty things in your ear at random times of the day.
But oh his moans and groans are so fucking sexy. You make him feel so good and he doesn't hide the way you intoxicate him.
"fuck baby, you're so tight fr me..." his words would slur and his tone goes one tone lower.
he whimpers a little when you go down on him, "hngg.. my good girl.."
he loves being in a position that he can be close to your ears and he says all the filth because he knows how much you like it.
he would be behind you, thrusting into you, "moan louder baby, i love it when you moan for me."
"yea? that feels good huh? you want more?"
"go on, cum on my dick, milk me baby."
and whenever you cum, he goes into a frenzy.
"hnngg, so good huh? mhmm, so tight, so fucking tight, my good girl..." he would go into a low growl.
he has great stamina as well, and would keep asking you to go for rounds.
"you say you can't, but you're already clenching on me again, love." he would press kisses to your shoulders and neck.
"one more? you can do it baby, my good angel. one more."
of course you would, with the way his voice melts you, how can you not?
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diorsluv · 12 days
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casual , part 5
“ i thought you thought of me better ”
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vivianliu
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username44 ethan slander goes crazy
yourusername WE LOOK SO HOT 🤭🤭
→ vivianliu ALL YOU BABE ITS ALL YOU
yourusername also idk about that caption..
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→ edwards.73 that’s subjective
→ vivianliu “tHAtS sUbJEctiVe” stfu
→ yourusername VIVI STOP BE NICE
→ markestapa it is pretty subjective
→ mackie.samo i think the bush is just a decorative piece to further brighten up the room
→ dylanduke25 he is not a bush beater ❌
username27 MARRY ME PLEASE
username10 IDK WHO I WANT MORE
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colecaufield i second that
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→ luca.fantilli i eleventh that
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→ yourusername i disagree
→ edwards.73 guys you’re supposed to be on my side??????
→ luca.fantilli we just wanted to fit in 💔
username72 so ethan and rosie confirmed????
→ vivianliu 🤐
→ username99 pretty much
rutgermcgroarty yeah bc she already had me 🙄
→ vivianliu she had me first
→ yourusername LADIESSSSS stop fighting there’s enough to go around 😈😈
→ edwards.73 but i’m better though
→ rutgermcgroarty hell no you’re not edwards.73
lhughes_06 i hope she knows plan b is called plan b for a reason
→ vivianliu LMAOOO
→ yourusername bro WHAT????
username14 I CAN DO BETTER THAN ETHAN I PROMISEEE
username49 yall r so hot
edwards.73 didn’t sound that way last night
→ vivianliu is sex all you think about with her 😐
→ edwards.73 no????
→ yourusername damn
→ edwards.73 I SAID IT’S NOT
→ lhughes_06 i swear to god ethan i’m going to beat your ass
_alexturcotte she’s too pretty for him
→ vivianliu RETWEET RETWEET
→ edwards.73 ????
trevorzegras i could treat her better fr
→ vivianliu ion know about that one..
username95 I THOUGHT THEY ALL LIKED ETHAN??? 😭
mackie.samo stop dogging on my boy
→ vivianliu “your boy” is gonna get my wife all hurt and shit
→ dylanduke25 TRUST IN HIM DUDE
→ vivianliu hell no
username12 please she’s so happy thooo
username80 i mean as long as he doesn’t break her heart idc fr 🤷‍♀️
_quinnhughes that’s what i’ve been saying but she won’t listen to me 😒
→ vivianliu she’s delusional
→ yourusername NO IM NOTTT
→ _quinnhughes yes you are stop lying to yourself
luca.fantilli who said he needed her??
→ vivianliu everyone
→ yourusername ☹️
→ edwards.73 i did
→ luca.fantilli oh
→ markestapa OH????
→ mackie.samo look at our eddy he’s so confident
→ edwards.73 i am after last night mackie.samo
→ jackhughes oh god please never say that again
dylanduke25 i can smell the pizza from the other room and you won’t share shit 😒
→ vivianliu she bought it to eat with the boy that just stood her up so no we aren’t gonna share
→ yourusername ‼️‼️
→ colecaufield why did she buy the food and not him 😭😭
→ vivianliu THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING colecaufield
→ lhughes_06 HE DID WHAT????
→ _quinnhughes he let her pay for the food then stood her up. that’s great, that’s real fucking great.
→ jackhughes i’m gonna fight him
→ yourusername GUYS ITS FINE
jackhughes our dad’s gonna be livid when he finds out what that asshole did to her
→ vivianliu AS HE SHOULD
→ yourusername oh my god it’s not that big of a deal it doesn’t even matter
→ lhughes_06 ???? OF COURSE IT MATTERS
→ _quinnhughes don’t undermine ts it’s not gonna help you rosie
edwards.73
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edwards.73 then she said you make me happier than ever
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username77 is this him clapping back????
username46 there’s no way he and vivian are beefing rn
markestapa go bag your girl 🙏🙏
→ edwards.73 bagging my girl 🫡
→ yourusername “my girl” ?
→ mackie.samo LMAOOO
→ dylanduke25 this is definitely going in the gc
→ luca.fantilli ethan it’s over for u
vivianliu no don’t be pulling this shit
username80 is it just me who’s getting the tiiiiiniest ick
→ username51 i am too babe dw
jackhughes uh huh..
_quinnhughes ok i don’t know bout all that
username31 kissing in the rain oh my god i’m melting
username27 rosie’s so lucky
→ username12 ethan’s the lucky one here 🙄
lhughes_06 what if i bashed your face in
→ edwards.73 but why
→ lhughes_06 i told you and everyone else NOT to touch my sister and you quite literally did the complete opposite
→ edwards.73 hey i didn’t even pay attention to her at first man
→ lhughes_06 😒
username54 i want a relationship like theirs so badly
→ yourusername no babe find yourself a healthy relationship 🫶
→ username33 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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yourusername i don’t remember that one
→ edwards.73 i got the receipts baby don’t fight it
→ yourusername 😳
yourusername also wow she’s pretty
→ edwards.73 mhm she’s my gorgeous girl
→ yourusername oh is that her name?
→ edwards.73 yea got her saved as mine ❤️ in my contacts it’s nbd
username10 the candlelit dinner ☹️
colecaufield as much as it pains me to say it you guys look cute together
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_alexturcotte maybe i was wrong about you two and as long as you keep making her happy idc
→ edwards.73 i’ll keep her happy for the rest of our lives 🫡🫡
→ yourusername wow that’s a pretty long time!
trevorzegras oh ethan you crack me up
→ edwards.73 this one was a knee slapper wasn’t it
→ trevorzegras got me laughing and shit
→ yourusername oh so this post was a joke 😐
→ edwards.73 NO IT WASN’T I SWEAR ON MY LIFE yourusername
rutgermcgroarty why do i feel sick to my stomach rn
→ edwards.73 i think it’s called jealousy lil bro
→ rutgermcgroarty no i think it’s because you aren’t treating her right buddy
username55 even rut doesn’t like the relationship 😭😭
→ username79 99% positive he secretly likes her
→ username23 THATS WHAT IM SAYING
mackie.samo did you hard-ish soft launch simply because you were being scrutinized 😭
→ edwards.73 perhaps i did and what about it??
→ mackie.samo ok im usually on your side but bro..
username46 what happened to the “no labels”
username25 is this not lowkey toxic 💀💀
username98 whew lord save my girl please
adamfantilli you guys are so gross and icky
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→ vivianliu i wholeheartedly agree
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→ jackhughes CORRECT
username47 why are we all divided over this i thought we liked the relationship???
→ username53 but they’re kinda toxic af 😭
username9 this shakes me to my core
luca.fantilli is that the after sex pic
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username22 this is so cute it hurts
username28 SO ADORABLEEE
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next chapter notes ) hey loves guess who didn’t proofread!!! I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LESS AND LESS ENTERTAINING IDKKK
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust@alwaysclassyeagle@love4ldr@inhoodmood@bunting58@crazycat-ladys-blog@smoooore@bunbunbl0gs
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reomikagekin · 2 months
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Excuse me Miss but can I request Alexis Ness, Kaiser Michael, itoshi rin and itoshi sae these boys like comfort their s/o beacause they're on their period and it accidentally leaked out a bit and they got scared that they might get scolded oh right you can just make one of the characters I mentioned
Thank you really much ^^
of course! Also you don't have have to call me miss, just call me sunny:D its been a long time since i wrote a request so i apologize of it isn't the best🥲 also off topic for blue lock, I also write for one piece now, so if you're a one piece fan, please do request! On my pinned post it says who i write for. Anyway- it might be a bit ooc- but im trying my best! also since you didn't mention if you want hc's or a scenario, i made hc's-
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𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴
•He would be so understanding and sweet, like AHH-
•Ness is just a sweetheart, and would probably reassure you saying 'its okay, you can't control it!'
•He would wash the bedsheets if the blood got on the bed, make you tea, get you a bath ready, buy all the stuff you need- we need a man like ness fr
•though the first time he saw the blood he would probably be a bit concerend and a bit worried-
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𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘒𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳
•Menace, an Absolute menace.
•Bro Wouldn't Scold, Bro would Tease you nonstop.
•Though he would be kinda sweet i guess??? One thing i know he won't stop teasing you-
•He might make you tea- but only if you say please/JKJK
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•Bro would honestly give Zero shits about the blood leaking on the bedsheets-
•When you tell him, he's like. 'Oh, okay.' and walks away, leaving you dumbfounded
•Like you get no scolding, no nothing, he just gets ready and goes off for practice like he always does.
•Yeah nothing really happens, you have to wash the sheets. And you get no comfort, pretty much. Sae cares, but since he's almost gone the whole ass day, you get no comfort-
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𝘙𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪
•HE'S SO EMO YET SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM.
•like Sae, he would not give Zero shits.
•'Okay, so what? I don't care.'
•but be surprised, he does give you a lil hug, to comfort you and to reassure you:D
u•He'll help you clean the sheets and maybe even make you tea, and you get cuddles after, wowowoww
Sorry that this is so short😭
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bambisnc · 2 months
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he's the one that's livin' in my system baby! [02]
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pairing : sungchan x reader genre : fluffy roommates au <3 lil angst bc reader is really out here questioning their whole existence (js like me fr) cw/tw : sungchan spills coffeee + reader is freaking out a bit bc of feelings tm + minor swearing + use of caps wc : 1k !!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone cheer and clap for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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'RING!!!'
you sit up at your desk with a start, head hitting the lamp that you had so thoughtfully adjusted to be right above earlier in the evening. as you check the alarm clock, it's.. 2.59 a.m. already?! shit.. the last you remembered it was barely 10.00 p.m. and you had just gotten ready for a "super intense cram session", to be able get at least a little ahead in preparations for your finals.
that totally worked out well huh?
as your still sluggish mind slowly catches up, you notice a shawl wrapped over your shoulders.. and that candle you'd lit had been blown out as well. hmm.
your suspicions are easily confirmed when you notice a little yellow piece of paper stuck to the wall with a simple "you got this ^^ ♡" on it.
before you're fully able to let yourself swoon at the thoughtfulness of your roommate - it would honestly not be an overstatement when you question how much of a saint you must've been in your past life to be graced with a roommate like him - you hear a concerning clatter from the kitchen which makes you immediately rush towards the source of the sound.
and there stands sungchan, scrambling around the drawers looking for something.. the puddle of steaming brown liquid, coffee probably, indicates that his search is most likely for a dishcloth.
you move up behind his now bent figure as he rummages through the lower drawers, as carefully as you can to pull out one and dangle it in front of him teasingly, "looking for something~?"
"i could've sworn that was not there before?? dude are you sure you're not some kind of sorceress in disguise looking to prey on pretty boys like me?" your close proximity doesn't seem to affect him in the slightest; you however very much are affected. which obviously means you'll yet again hide behind a safe fool proof technique : a teasing remark.
"pfft- is that the best you could come up with? rather basic, no? you need to up your game seriously - when i first moved in, didn't you accuse me of being an evil horticulturist because i got you flowers?"
"hey no you see that was totally valid and besides the jury is still considering that possibility"
"the jury?"
"mhm, the people who said they'll get back to me on r/horticulture."
you have to laugh at this but as you accept your defeat you flick sungchan's forehead slightly, and roll your eyes at his exaggerated whine.
the dishcloth in your hand suddenly brings you back to earth, you know, as compared to how rather over the moon you feel in his company, "wait catch me up on what happened here?"
"ah.. i was making you coffee. i don't support caffeine at uh 3 am usually but i know you really wanted to get done with some of those worksheets of yours so.."
there he goes being all thoughtful again. god sometimes you really don't even know how to form coherent replies when he shows his care for you so, so unabashedly.
"right yeah.. i appreciate that. but you really don't have to sungchan-"
he doesn’t have to. doesn’t have to make you coffee, doesn’t have to stay up for company when you’re pulling all-nighters, doesn’t have to cuddle with you during your pirated show binges, doesn’t have to hold your hand during late night grocery store runs, doesn’t have to share his mint-choco chip ice-cream, his favorite, with you when your spicy ramen starts getting a little too spicy, doesn’t have to comfort you when everything, everyone gets too overwhelming.
“i know. i’m not doing this because i have to - i want to do this for you… is there a problem with that?”
yes, you want to say, yes there is. he’s making you feel emotions you’ve only ever read about in webtoons and fanfictions, and you’re scared of that. you’re terrified of that. “feelings” never lead to a good outcome unless they’re overly romanticized in various media; and this is definitely not a romance novel; nor is this a kdrama. “feelings” lead to vulnerability, to rawness, to your heart being completely exposed, because it’s undeniable that the defenses you’ve worked to set up around it all your life will break down in a single instance, if he asked it of you. you know that.
“..no. of course not.”
sungchan’s face lights up with one of his trademark smiles then, as he directs you back to your room assuring you that he’ll be “right there with your coffee madam <3”
you’re unwilling to leave but you’re also unwilling to stay. you make your way to your desk, mind still a jumble of complicated thoughts, all revolving around him. it’s genuinely shocking how, despite having been in your life for such a short period of time, he’s somehow wedged himself completely and truly in your mind and heart.
-
“what’s on your mind hmm?” you find yourself in a similar position to merely 7 minutes ago in the kitchen, except this time it’s him with his arms moving around you to place your coffee mug on the table, diligent in taking care to avoid your laptop and notebooks.
“nothing much,” another safe, noncommittal response to hide behind, “feel kinda sleepy, still.”
“well, caffeine to the rescue!! but i would definitely suggest getting a few hours of rest.” he still hasn’t moved, his arms now resting on the wood, as he slightly tilts his head to look at you.
for once you decide to let yourself bask in the safety and comfort he exudes, overthinking and complications can, with all due respect, fuck themselves. “thank you, sungchan.” you’re unable to add in the ‘for everything’ so you can only hope he understands. you reach forward for the coffee, nose wrinkling slightly at noticing how hot it is.
and then. he leans in slightly till you can see your reflection in his warm, mocha-coloured eyes and inside you it’s as if 2 separate beings are desperately fighting for attention; one adamant on backing away as far as possible because it’s safe but the other yearning to pull him even closer. both beings are unfortunately unable to come to a conclusion, forcing you to rigidly stay fixed, not unlike a statue.
his voice is barely above a whisper when he goes, with all the devotion and affection you’d imagined in the gazes of every fictional crush you’ve ever had, “you drool when you sleep. it’s really cute.”
a gentle kiss to the tip of your nose and then he’s gone with some sort of a pleasantry but you’d be damned if you could remember even a word of it.
you blink. once, twice.
change of plans, then : instead of studying, you might need to pull out your softest, most sound absorbent pillow and scream into it, “jung sungchan. fuck. you.”
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old notes : somewhat of a prequel to the other one? idk it's in the same univ u can fit in the pieces wherever u like also head empty worrying about exams also. sumchango love dive. ty for ur consideration . new notes : its a series now !11!!!! + [series m.list] [m.list]
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unidentified-ending · 3 months
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I am not dead y'all just had a long ass break. But I'm back fr. Forgive me with a good piece of hawks nfsw
Hawks x Male reader smut
Minors do not interact
Mdni
Warning: pup play, oral (r recieving), soft dom reader, sub Hawks, soft fucking (until the end), teasing, cuming inside, aftercare <3
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"My Pup"
The collar that fit perfectly around his neck, the lead that was attached to it, right onto your hand. The dark pink blush spread against his cheeks, on his knees just for you like a cute little pup.
"Awh, my sweet boy. Don't you just look perfect like that." You said as Keigo smiled embarrassingly, all naked and exposed just for you, on his knees. His hard cock evidently on display, just for you to see.
He placed his hand on your trouser leg, soundlessly asking you to take them off. You raised an eyebrow at him and smirked, you asked with a teasing tone
"You want me to take them off? Tell me why. Go on my pup. Why would you like me to take them off?" You stroke his hair lightly, waiting for his delayed response
"I wanna see you...master." he finally whispered quietly. You grabbed his pink cheeks and forced him too look at you.
"I didn't hear that pup. Speak up" You said, erection bulging through your trousers at the sheer cuteness of your husband.
"I want to see you master!" He shouted, eyes tight shut and blushing.
You let go of Keigo's face and leaned back in your chair snd replied with "Go on. You do it. Youve been a good pup for me." Keigo hesitated, not beaucse he didn't want to do it, but because he was embarrassed.
Though he just couldn't get enought of you so he unzipped your trousers, maintaining eye contact with his beautiful golden eyes. He pulled them down and cutely put them to the side.
Your throbbing cock expanded, threatening to tear through the fabric of your boxers, you bit your lip as Keigo pulled them down. Now discarded, keigo could fully see the prettiness in your dick.
The thickness nd the length of it made Keigo gulp, he wanted it so badly. Let alone how the lighting struck the tip of your cock, displaying the glistening pre-cum that littered your tip.
Or the two large veins on either side, that went all the way up to your red tip, angry and leaky.
"You wanna suck it pup?" You teasingly asked Keigo, he bit his lip and nodded. You nodded in approval as he came closer to your cock, breath against your tip.
As soon as his wet mouth connected with your tip, your heart fluttered and a tingly sensation went shooting through your veins.
"Shit.." You graoned as his mouth descended on your dick, your hand went straight for his hair, slowly running your hand through his golden locks as you whispered to him
"Just like that pup~feels so good~" you groan, slowly guiding his head up and down your cock, careful not to choke him from the pleasure.
"Driving me wild pup~" You moaned as your toes curled, you felt his cheeks hollow on your cock, your head shot up. That was new and it felt good.
A good few more minutes of this, you were almost at the edge but you couldn't leave Keigo without an orgasm after he'd been such a good boy.
You gently guided him off of your cock, his pupils blown wide and his mouth salivating at your length.
"Come ride me pup, you've been such a good boy for me. So proud of you." You praised him, his eyes went wide and he smiled.
"Are you sure master?" He asked and you patted your lap, nonverbally telling him yes. He climbed up on top of your lap, his tight ass hovering over your hard cock.
"Prep or no prep, pup" You ask him, even thought you wanted to slam right into him, his comfort was always your priority.
"No prep." He softy moaned, your chuckled and slowly lowered him down on your cock.
The sharp intake of his breath, told you that he was enjoying it. You slowly guided him all the way down on your cock and his eyes immediately went back into his head, you kissed his neck, as he placed two firm hands on your shoulders.
"It's okay, pup. Take your time. I've got you, tale your time to enjoy my cock." You softy told him and he bounced up and down your cock.
Your eyes locked as he moaned and moaned, your left hand went down the his chest playing with his nipples.
"Agh~~mm~fuck~please" Keigo moaned as he kept riding you, your cock twitching inside his tight, sweet hole.
"Your doing so well for me~ keep....keep bouncing like that. Your gonna make master cum." You moaned as you sucked on his neck, leaving a purplish bruise on his neck.
His back arched as your left hand went lower and started jacking his cock slowly. "Gonna~~cum~~please."
"Yeah~~that's a good boy. Cum for master." You groaned deeply, your own cock starting to feel ready to cum.
You grabbed his ass with both of your hands and slammed him and down your cock, your balls tightening with every movement. He shook with pleasure as he felt your cock repeatedly slam right onto his prostate.
You felt his muscles contract as he screamed out your name in ecstacy, a bunch of incoherent nonsense spewed out of his mouth. A few ropes of thick cum shooting out of his cock. His eyes when straight to the back of his head once again when you continued to pound relentlessly into him, even after he rode out his orgasm.
"Just~a~ little more pup~~" You moaned, your toes curled, your cock was so close to cumming. All you could hear was his blabbering of words to keep going, though he was barely conscious.
With one final thrust, you finally let go of his ass while, you body gave out and you came right inside him, slowly riding out your orgasm inside him.
You finally pulled out your soft cock from inside him and let him regain himself after a minute or two.
You quickly unclipped the leash and collar from his neck, putting it to the side and lovingly stroking Keigos hair.
You gently place him on a chair while you go and get a cup of water for your poor husbands throat.
You give it to him and gently make him take sips, his naked body still twitching a bit. You placed the water down and looked at his almost sleeping figure.
"Let's go for a bath yeah?" You ask him and he nodded his head, you picked up your birdie boy and carried him to the bathroom.
While you ran a bath for the two of you, Keigo finally regained his composure and said while yawning "Damn, you really put me through the ringer tonight. What time even is it?"
"Acting so normal after like I wasn't up in your guts a second ago." You laughed then filled the warm bath with soap and water.
"Get in babe, I'm so tired." You say before he walked over to the bathtub and nearly fell in the process, his legs too sore to walk. He galred at you and said "You didn't need to go that hard."
"Sorry babe..." You say before helping into the bathtub and getting in yourself.
From there you chatted with Keigo about what he liked n what he didn't, you massaged his sore spots, and you guys had a great time ordering fast food for dinner and after that just passing out in bed from exhaustion.
A/N: Thanks for reading, thanks for waiting for me during my break. I appreciate you all. Love you 💗💗
Make sure to drink water and eat some food
You deserve it <33
Have a Fantastic Day/Night
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mystic-writings · 7 months
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almost perfect | jess mariano
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PAIRING — jess mariano x fem!gilmore!reader
REQUEST — Anon - Where Emily and Richard have a kid a year older than Rory (they had her before Lorelai got pregnant with her) and she’s sent to love with Lorelai around the same the same time jess moves to town? And they meet all cutesy and shit 🤭
SUMMARY — you move to stars hollow to live with your sister, lorelai, and end up falling for the one person who understands you - and the one person your sister doesn't like
WARNINGS — angst, familiy arguments, odd family dynamics, confessions, fluff
WORD COUNT — 3,461
NOTES — this idea has had me in a chokehold fr thank you anon
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Moving to a new town and starting your life at a new high school with only two years left before graduation was difficult. But moving into your sister’s town, and going to a school where her daughter was a former student, and everyone already knows who you are, is infinitely worse. 
You supposed that being semi-close to Rory as kids was a good thing, because if it weren’t for knowing her and, by extension, knowing Lane, you’d be wandering these halls completely alone, and doubly more confused. 
Dean and Lane were angels, helping you with every piece of much needed information on what teachers were good or bad, who to avoid at every chance, and where to not sit during lunch. They promised to do their best to help, but Lane’s mother was as strict as a dictator, and Dean often worked after school, so beyond sitting with them in the classes you happened to share, there wasn’t much they could do. 
Still, Rory walked you to the doors before heading off to catch the bus to Chilton, taking extra care to make sure you were okay before leaving. It was nice, the relationship you had with her despite everything. 
Lorelai wasn’t too happy that you were staying at theirs, but she understood why you had to leave your parents behind. Or, more realistically, why you were forced to walk out. It’s why she left them 17 years ago. 
Despite the age gap between you and your sister, Lorelai was all too aware of why you were born. Of how your parents treated the both of you, and the fact that no child should’ve been raised under the Gilmore name. She was never really close with you, considering you were only a few months older than Rory, but you understood. No 16 year old should be raising a kid while her parents are raising a baby themselves. 
But, she was kind enough to open her arms, and redecorate her spare bedroom, to fit you in. She got you a place at Stars Hollow High, settled you in with the townspeople, and did anything in her power to help. 
However, there was no helping the bundle of anxiety in your chest as you headed from your locker to homeroom. The school was small, of course. Not small enough to have a graduating class size of under 70 kids, but small enough that people knew who was attached to your last name. Small enough for people to start asking questions. 
Homeroom itself was fine. Lane and Dean had different homeroom classes, and people whispered when your name was called during attendance, but everything else was fine. The boy you sat next to seemed entirely unbothered by the environment around him, clutching a pen as he wrote in the margins of the book he carried - On The Road, by Jack Kerouac. Rory had lent the book to you not even two weeks ago, and you mentally appraised him for his literary taste. 
Of course, you should’ve known that trouble would’ve found you not long after your first day. 
Between second and third period, you’d been standing at your locker, supposedly the one Rory used to inhabit - and one you’d already decorated with stickers of bands and movie references - switching out your books when three girls approached you. You were already not prepared for any unexpected interactions, but these girls spelled trouble, just from the way they were all blonde, pretty and primped at 9am, in a small town high school. You expected it from the Chilton girls, sure, but not here. 
“You’re Y/n Gilmore, right?” The one in the middle said, her mouth upturned in something like a grimace. 
“Yeah, why?”
“Well we saw you during homeroom and we were wondering,” the girl on the left spoke, her gum popping annoyingly as she chewed on it. “If you’re, like, a Gilmore, does that make you Rory’s sister?”
“Yeah, we didn’t know Rory had a sister.” 
“How come we’ve never seen you before? I mean, you both should’ve gone to the same school, right?”
“Oh, my God, are you not her sister? Or were you just like, in rehab or something?”
“Oh my God, are you a drug addict?”
The girls continued to chirp at you, and among themselves, endlessly thinking up possibilities of how you could be Rory’s sister and still not go to Stars Hollow High until now. You didn’t even know they had that much brain power, let alone that they could jump to that far of a conclusion so fast. 
Suddenly, from behind you, someone spoke. “Why don’t you girls leave her alone, huh?” 
They stopped, almost freakishly in sync, and grimaced at the person behind you. 
“Seriously, Barbie, why don’t you go fix your makeup or something.” He scoffed, stepping up to stand beside you. “And honestly, if she was a tweaker, do you really think she’d even be allowed in the school?”
“I-”
“Just go away,” he complained, and the girl in the middle scoffed. 
“Whatever, Jess. Just trying to get to know the new girl.” She rolled her eyes.
You didn’t stop yourself from looking at the trio in disbelief. “You sure have a funny way of doing it, then. Why don’t you make up rumours about someone else and leave me the hell out of it. Or have you gotten bored of doing it to everyone else?”
It was amusing, watching the shock make their jaws drop before they managed to saunter away. When you turned to look at the boy who helped save you from that awful experience, you found the person who sat next to you in homeroom. 
“Thanks.”
“No problem,” he shrugged, a slight smirk playing on his lips, and you noticed that his hands were shoved in his front pockets. “Trust me, those girls do that to everyone. Y/n, right?”
“That’s me. And you’re Jess.” 
“Yep.” 
You stood silently for a few moments, staring awkwardly at one another. Just as you opened your mouth to speak, the warning bell rang, and the noise level around you picked up as students rushed to their next classes. 
“See you around, Y/n.” And just like that, Jess disappeared into the crowd of students, leaving you to gather your things and head to calculus, one of the few classes you shared with Lane. 
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It’s been almost two months since you moved to Stars Hollow, and you found that adjusting was a lot easier than you first thought it would be. Despite having Lane and Dean at your side, you also seemed to be one of the lucky few to catch and retain Jess Mariano’s attention. He was, to everyone else, the loner who barely came to class and had no interest in being in the town in the first place; but he seemed to take a liking to you, the reason for which was still unknown to everyone but him. 
He was quick to become your best friend, and the only person in town who you gave a detailed description of your family background to. Somehow, the rumours that the girls who forced you into conversation never made it outside of their circle, but at some point the truth about your relationship with the Gilmore girls was spread around town, as you assumed would happen at some point. 
Still, no one minded that much, and found that your closeness to Rory and Lorelai meant that you were close to everyone in Stars Hollow. The welcoming warmth and sense of community was something that you had never felt in Hartford. 
Jess, of course, found it annoying, but you liked to tease him about it, and you knew he meant well. No one else seemed to want to care about him like you did, like Luke did. Including Lorelai, who was less than pleased that you chose to befriend him out of all the other supposedly stand-up kids in town. 
It wasn’t uncommon for you to have Jess over while Lorelai and Rory went to Hartford for Friday night dinners. In fact, it was what you had in mind for your plans as you watched the mother-daughter duo scramble around the house to get ready. 
Rory was, as usual, ready to leave exceptionally early, and had bid you a cheerful goodbye as she headed out to the car to wait for her mom, who was marching her way down the stairs while struggling to put in earrings. 
Lorelai caught sight of you on the couch, curled up and channel surfing, and smiled. “So, what are your plans for tonight? Partying hard, I hope. Remember my rule, no bikers and no drugs past 8pm.”
“Funny, Lorelai,” you smiled, craning your neck to look at her as she shoved items from the side table into her purse. “I’ll probably just order in and call Jess. He’s never doing anything on Fridays, and it’s better than being alone all night.” 
Your sister paused in the hallway, fidgeting movements indicating that she was contemplating something. 
“Can I ask you something?”
“Sure, what���s up?”
Lorelai turned fully, and took a few tentative steps toward you. Her iconic awkwardly polite smile stretched across her features, and you looked her up and down. “Why do you hang out with Jess so much? Sweetie, I mean, you’ve gotta see how bad of an influence he is.” 
“He’s not a bad influence, Lor. If anything, I’m being a good influence on him.” You said, sitting up straighter, leaning on the arm of the couch to properly face your sister. “Besides, he’s nice. He just doesn’t like a lot of other people in town.” 
“So you’re trying to tell me that he’s nice to everyone but you?”
“Yes, and I don’t exactly see what’s wrong with that.” 
“Well, hon, I mean, don’t you think that maybe that’s a little, I dunno, odd?” Lorelai suggested, her fluster clearly underlining her tone. 
You shrugged. “I don’t think so, no. He’s my best friend.” 
“Yes, I know that, but-” Lorelai tapped her foot, trying to find the right words to say. “I think you’re spending too much time with him, Y/n, and I just think it’s gonna end up with you getting hurt somehow.” 
“Hurt?” You scoffed. “Lorelai, how in the world would Jess be able to hurt me?”
Lorelai sighed, stepping closer to you. “I think you like him, Y/n. I think you have a crush on him, and I don’t think he likes you back. I just don’t want you to do anything and then end up being heartbroken and losing Jess as a friend.” 
You? Having feelings for Jess? It was something you could barely wrap your mind around. Lorelai’s accusations, even if out of some sort of motherly-type concern, were out of line. There was no way you liked Jess like that, right? And besides, even if you did, she didn’t have the right to try to stop you from doing or not doing anything about it. 
“Why are you so concerned about this all of a sudden?” You asked, furrowing your brow. “I mean, I’ve been hanging out with Jess one on one for a while, it’s not like all of a sudden I’ll catch feelings for him or something.”
“I understand that, but I’m saying that it seems like you caught feelings a while ago, Y/n.” Lorelai said, exasperation clear in the speed at which she was talking. 
You resisted the urge to roll your eyes. Why won’t she just drop it? “I’ve got it handled, Lorelai, please, just leave it be and go to dinner. You’re gonna be late, and you know how much mom hates that. Especially when you’re late.”
Lorelai scoffed. “I have plenty of time before we have to go. Now will you please tell me why you have such an attitude about this? I’m just trying to look out for you. Jess isn’t good for you, and I just want to-” 
“I get that Lorelai but I don’t need you to.” You snapped, swiftly getting to your feet. “I don’t need you to protect me, or look out for my best interest, or be motherly toward me. I get that you’re trying to make up for the fact that you couldn’t protect me as a kid and I ended up getting kicked out or whatever, but you’re not my mother.” Your blood was boiling. You didn’t know why, but it seemed that something within you just… snapped. “I don’t need you, Lorelai.” Your words pierced Lorelai’s heart with every bit of enunciation you placed on them. 
“And it doesn’t matter what kind of influence Jess is on me, because our mother made sure to ruin me beforehand. You of all people should understand that.” 
Lorelai stood, shocked at your outburst. She’d never seen more of herself in someone before, and still, she was heartbroken. Tears brimmed her eyes as she realized that, despite what you just said was more than likely teenage hormones kicking into gear, it was the truth. She tried, as hard as she could, to protect you as a kid. Harder than she tried to get herself out of that house. But she failed, because Rory came first, always. You didn’t need her anymore, not to raise or protect you. 
“You’re right,” Lorelai nodded, clearing her throat before blinking away her tears. “You’re too grown up to need me anymore. I just… wanted to make sure you knew I cared. That I was worried. But you don’t need me, so go ahead and make whatever decisions you want to. It’s not on me.” 
You watched Lorelai turn and walk out of the house, the door rattling the house as it swung shut. And suddenly, the silence pressed in on you, weighted with the realization of what you’d just done. Months of trying desperately to repair your relationship with Lorelai, of further building your relationship with Rory, only to have it torn down in seconds by your stupid teenage denial and anger. 
The weight of your actions came crashing down, and soon you were sitting back on the couch, sobbing into your hands. 
You don’t know how long you spent stuck in that spot until the house rattled again, and Jess was calling out to you, telling you what he forced Luke to make for the both of you to eat during your hangout tonight. 
Jess barely heard you crying on the couch until the food was on the table and he turned to find you there, back to him, curled into yourself as you sobbed. His voice faded instantly, his legs making long, quick strides in order to reach you as fast as he could. Jess’ mind was a flurry of confusion and worry - you sounded fine when he called you an hour ago. 
As soon as you were within reach, Jess’ hand gripped your shoulder, refusing to let himself lose the grasp he had on you even after he manoeuvred himself to sit next to you. He shuffled as close as he could get, and it was those movements that forced your head up from where it rested on your knees, enclosed by your arms wrapping around your legs. 
“Hey,” he said, trying his best to soothe you, but Jess wasn’t one to do that sort of thing often. “What’s wrong?”
“I am,” you croaked, followed by a sniffle and a shaking breath. “I’m so stupid, Jess.” 
Jess’ hand moved down your shoulder, until it squeezed your forearm comfortingly. “No, you’re not. And you’re obviously not okay. Tell me what happened.” 
As soon as the words left his mouth, you shook your head. Telling Jess that you argued with Lorelai over him would just make things worse with her, and telling him it was about your feelings for him would ruin things altogether.
“I can’t.” You said quietly. “It’s nothing you need to worry about, okay, Jess? I was just stupid and it’s my fault, I don’t wanna drag you into this.”
“No, I do have to worry about it, Y/n.” Jess said, his words firm. You could see his brows furrowing, eyes darkening. His emotions were brewing, and you knew you wouldn’t be able to stop it. “You’re my best friend. Hell, you’re my only friend, and I don’t know how you managed to do it, but I care about you. I actually care about someone for once in my life, and it’s you. So tell me what happened, drag me into it, because I… I care.” 
You couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit. Sniffling once again, you moved yourself to wipe some tears from your cheeks and put your hand on top of the hand Jess laid on your forearm. You stared at your hands and soaked in his warmth as you spoke. “It was Lorelai, we fought and-”
“Of course it was,” Jess scoffed.
You rolled your eyes. “Jess, just let me-” 
“No, she always has something to say about- about everything.” He said.
“Let me finish, please.” When Jess didn’t speak again, you continued. “I told her you and I were gonna hang out for the night and she sort of… well, she mentioned a few things and I got angry and we fought. I was an idiot and I yelled at her for trying to be my mother because she didn’t protect me as a kid and it just… it was a disaster.” 
Jess scoffed again, pulling his hand back and scrubbing his face, leaning into the couch. “Of course, she had to say something about you being with me. What, does she think we’re gonna rob a bank as a fun casual activity? I mean, seriously, she’s had it out for me since day one.”
You leaned forward, re-initiating the touch by resting your arm on his shoulder, your hand just barely grazing the back of his neck. “She doesn’t think we’re good for each other. At all. But she’s wrong, I know she is.” 
“Me too,” Jess sighed, looking over at you. 
The silence that filled the space between you, and your stomach was churning. Lorelai’s words came back to you, and as much as you didn’t want her in your head right now, you knew, deep down, that what she’d said about your feelings for Jess were true. 
Before you could stop yourself, you pulled away and the words came tumbling out, awkward and choppy and full of anxiety. “She was right about one thing, though.” 
Again, Jess scoffed an almost playful smirk lifting the corners of his lips. “Oh yeah, and what was that?”
“That I… have feelings for you.” You said, following it with an awkward and bashful smile. It was now or never, you supposed. “I mean, I didn’t even realize it until just now so don’t yell at me for keeping it a secret or something but she is right. You’re the only other person besides her and Rory and Luke that I care about and even then I care more about you than them and all I almost ever think or talk about is you and it sucks and I don’t want to keep it to myself. If you don’t want to be friends anymore I understand because it’s weird to have a friend who has feelings for you, trust me, so you can just leave now if you want-”
Jess’ lips crashing onto your own cut off the breathless ramble you had found yourself in. Your brain nearly completely shut down, complete peace silencing all the anxious thoughts in your head as you closed your eyes. By the time you registered that you needed to kiss back, Jess was pulling away, but you refused to let the moment end. He barely made it inches away before you were chasing his lips, placing a hand on his jaw to guide him back to you. 
The kiss was simple, but it was as if it sparked something within you, and every nerve in your body felt the emotion within you. You never imagined you’d be kissing a guy like Jess. Hell, you never imagined you’d find someone like him, someone so damn near perfect for you, in your lifetime. But you did, and he was kissing you, and you couldn’t give a damn about what anyone else would think when they found out. Because right now, it was just you and Jess, and no one else knew, and things were almost perfect, and that was what was important. 
You’d fix things with Lorelai tomorrow, and you weren’t sure you’d ever truly fix things with your parents; one day you’d try, just not yet. But for right now, all that mattered was yourself and Jess.
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twogyuu · 4 months
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seventeen for the holidays
pairing: svt x reader (?) (me tbh lmfao)
synopsis: would my family approve of svt if i brought them home for the holidays?
a/n: delulu hours open 24 hours today!!!! ✨
'tis the season to be lonely and single for the holidays once again, so i wrote this for shits and giggles. mostly pertains to my family dynamics (both nuclear and extended). completely self-indulgent. don't take anything seriously please! will likely delete later lol. im embarrassed fjksdlfj
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seungcheol:
imma be honest - i think my mom would be a smidge SUS of him at first, but eventually warm up to him. a little too good to be true (i mean aren't they all LOL), a little too pretty yet somehow handsome, very cordial, a little too clingy when she knows i don't like clingy- it doesn't make sense, but when she sees him taking care of me and getting along with everyone else, she'll approve. the asian aunties would be ALL OVER him fr fr. my uncles would think he's a respectful young man and give the approving nods/grunts. my cousins would think he's cool. all around, just a great guy 💓
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jeonghan:
confused - that's it. everyone would be confused. lots of questions about how we met would be asked before giving approval (or the lack thereof). as beautiful as he is, jeonghan isn't the type i usually go for. he'd just be so left field lol.
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joshua:
model boyfriend™️ - probably would wonder if i ordered him some underground ai manufacturer until he's hanging out with younger cousins and starts doing his 'love shot' grandpa dancing during karaoke with my drunk younger auntie.
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jun:
yes - what more do i need to say? he's like what they said in 'goldilocks and the three bears': just right 💙
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soonyoung:
he is very shy around people he doesn't know, so at least for the first few hours of the gathering, i'd expect him to be kinda bashful but so fucking endearingly so. i think people would ADORE him though, especially my older aunties. my uncles might be a little off-put and brush him off. my cousins would be confused, but maybe less so than jeonghan. they'd all be fooled into thinking he's some sweet boy my straightforward ass coerced into a relationship 😭 my mom might be a little questioning at first because he's so shy and got that kinda corny and innocent/childish feel to him, but ultimately decide he's a nice boy and approve 🫶🏻 honestly the only member of bias line i think she'd approve of- by the end of gathering, everyone will be wondering why my cousin's two-year-old is crawling around growling, holding her hands out like she's a tiger.
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wonwoo:
in some ways, i feel like wonwoo is the type of guy my entire family would expect me to date. he has that black cat energy that matches my own, also a very mature, polite, serious, quiet confidence kind of presentation (not that he is or isn't - but the he carries himself if that makes sense), they think i'm into. not that it's a bad thing - he's just not . . . my type??? they don't know i don't go for guys like this dkfjslkdf so if i did bring him home, no one would be fazed at all.
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jihoon:
scared af - does he like us? does he hate us? the world will never know until he releases a diss track about this holiday party-. would be considered tall in my family and fit in just right :D
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minghao:
HONESTLY ID LOVE TO BRING HIM TO A FAMILY GATHERING HAHAHAHA. ppl need a slice of his sassiness and judgment - looking at you cranky aunties, uncles, and cousins who keep trying to hook me up with your distant nephews/cousins 🥲
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seokmin:
1000000% - a perfect blend of sugar, spice, and everything nice. the fam would LOVE this man to pieces, except maybe my mom - she'd be hard to crack because that's just her personality, but i think seokmin can do it. as long as we keep the alcohol away-💀
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mingyu:
mingyu? with me? wwwwhhhhhaaatttt???? HAHAHAHA THIS MUST BE A JOKE - SAY SIKE RN AND TELL US YOU'RE FAKE DATING. impossible. most of my aunties would be too enamored by his handsomeness and boyish charms. would do the classic toxic auntie, "he's too handsome for you" and "y'all don't match" comments :') on the contrary, my mom and brothers would be extra SUS of him. might whisper to me that he's a red flag and warned me about boys like this lmfao because he's sugaring up the aunties a little too much to be normal (but he's just being mingyu really) and show him the door when we get home LOL.
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seungkwan:
most definitely!!! 🥰 equally sassy - would wonder how we haven't bickered/bantered the roof off the house yet, but they love him anyways.
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vernon:
it makes sense, but it also doesn't. iykyk 👁️👄👁️
. . . .
chan:
i'm the most undecided on him 🤔 on one hand, he's such a grandma's boy, i feel like my family would love him. on the other hand, it also depends on his mood, what he wears, if he's feeling his inner pi cheol in - so many factors to consider . . .
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nanamimizz · 1 month
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tags: height difference, gn reader, nsfw implied
for @ravengards-rogue sorry for always tormenting you my bad fr
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john is never been aware of his height until he got into a spat with arthur at age 18 and realizes he was eye level with his older brother - neither dutch or hosea can say they have seen the boy that smug before. his height is something he’s always used to his advantage, whether for intimidation or flirtation. when he first met you he thought it would be another tool for him to gauge you, to see how easily you scare or fluster at his presence.
looking back it makes him laugh, thinking that something so simply would make you cower from him as if the look on your face was nothing but disinterested upon your first meeting.
a pretty face with brows furrowed and your lips drawn back in a disgusted frown - john likes to think that’s when he fell in love with you even if the version of him freezing on the mountainside didn’t know it yet. you stay at camp with one of your own and become a part of the group day by day and chore by chore. he’s even ridden with you on bounties and leads that always seem to go without a hitch when it’s just him and you.
you are beautiful with the backdrop of the dark blue sky behind you, and the golden fire in front of you as you carefully a strand of hair away from your face while watching into the vastness of the wilderness. long hair suits you, he thinks. the way it suits charles - it makes you seem nobler than any other. john leaves old boy’s hitch and comes to your side, noting something he never quite pieced together.
you are decently tall, standing higher than the other women and some men at camp (he snickers at how you are just an inch taller than javier - the revolutionary is always stung by that fact) but still you are shorter than him. you turn to look at him your lips forming words he isn’t listening to because john is too busy being endeared by how you have to tilt your head to look up at him.
it’s a sweet look on you, it lets him see the shine in your eyes and lets him feast upon the soft skin of your neck.
“are you listening to me?” you ask and john grins, slow and leisurely - filled with some sort of sleazy charm that he knows you aren’t immune to.
“can’t say i am, my angel.” you make that face - the pretty little peeved scowl that makes his grin grow as he tips his head a little further back to rack his eyes down you. he’s being smug again, just like the little shit he was when his world was just arthur, dutch and hosea. john can’t help that you bring that side of him despite the year in between you two.
“well you better start marston.” you hiss, face flushed with annoyance and your hand coming to rest on your waist. he barks a laugh, one that sounds like a wolf’s and that makes your tongue click in your mouth.
“i’ll try to - it’s just hard to hear you from down there sweetheart.” his teasing is strengthen by his drawl and he laughs loud and rickety when you curse him.
“go to hell john marston!” you hiss, pushing him at him and huffing in annoyance at how it barely moves him at all and stalking to the fire. john keeps laughing, bringing his thumb and forefinger to pinch the brim of his hat to bring it down. to hide his growing flush and the ache in his cheeks over this little fact.
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azucarmorena97 · 5 months
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Money Ties (Jungkook Love Story || Pt.3)
Pt.2 || Pt.4
Your parents have worked hard to get to the top and have made sure to teach you everything you need to know to be successful in this business: from tough but lucrative financial decisions, down to the right ball gown for any given banquet. A promising and extravagant future awaits you- that is, if you agree to one teensy detail...
Son of Mr.Jeon Sr. and heir to June Company, Jeon Jungkook is an immature playboy with nothing to offer a woman but good looks and a crap ton of money, and he stands to inherit much MUCH more, so long as you both enter into the arranged marriage contract that was drawn up before the pair of you were even born.
You're more than willing to try, but you're not sure you'll be able to stand each other long enough to inherit a single penny...
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Series Warnings: There will be smut in the near future and I will label those chapters as such. As I say before most of my pieces- I do not endorse any themes, ideas, or behaviors in this series. This is all purely fiction/fantasy! Feel free to inbox me suggestions/ideas/what you'd like to see in this series and I'll see what I can do! Enjoy <3
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Recap: "I hope you know you didn't ruin anything. My husband and I feel very strongly, even more so now, that you're the perfect fit fr our family." Your heartbeat picks up in your chest; you were sure you blew your chance to bits, but here she is, offering it all on a silver platter for you.
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On your way back to your suite, you try calling your dad three different times, and each time the calls go straight to voicemail. For the most part, you've gotten used to getting his voicemail and can even recite it word for word- but right now, him being here for you is crucial. Even though your mom couldn't make the time to actually be here, at least she shows she cares, even if it is through blowing up your phone every hour; at least it's something. She even helped pick out the gifts for the Jeons: gold cuff links for Mr.Jeon, a lovely pair of jade earrings for Mrs.Jeon, and a silver chain with a medallion fo Jungkook. All your life, your dad said he couldn't wait to be there for when you would finally sign the agreement that they'd spent years tailoring and planning, only to cancel last minute because of work. Well, if he wants to leave you out in the cold to figure this out by yourself, then you're gonna do it your way.
Once inside the suite, you peel off the pretty little outfit you'd carefully put together for tea and toss it onto the bed, switching into a pair of baggy sweats and an oversized sweater, and the warmest socks you packed. You're finally going to dive into the manila envelope. You plop yourself into bed and take out everything, ignoring the initial feeling of being overwhelmed at the sight of the busy papers, looking past the legal jargon to find the bare bones of it all. In a matter of twenty minutes, you're completely locked in; you highlight, circle, annotate, even cross out some parts. You slowly realize how little your parents are settling for in this "partnership", as your dad likes to call it. According to this contract, their precious daughter is only worth 15% of the 'Jeon Empire', while Jeon Jungkook will be the majority owner of June Company, including hotels, restaurants, as well as owning shares in your parents' company and other smaller endeavors. Well, that just won't do. If you're going to be committing yourself to a marriage, it's for the long haul. All of your adolescent and teenage years were spent avoiding boys like the plague for fear of getting too attached and ruining your parents' dream for your life. Even your college years have been all about work and climbing up the ladder to get to this point- 15% is horse shit.
After three agonizingly long hours, the contract looks like a Frankensteined version of itself; torn apart and put back together. You hold it up in triumph- you almost want to take a picture just for the memories. "Proud of you," B/f/n says through a loud yawn. You had to call her about an hour in for moral support. "No, don't be tired. You can't be tired. It's still early!" "Hun, it's 3AM here." "Oh right..." You sigh, stuffing the contract back in the envelope, "I forgot about the time difference... ugh, I'm just so bored here. I have nothing to do." "Girl, you're at a whole luxurious hotel, all expenses paid- if I were you, I'd be doing a spa day, visiting the restaurants, drinking up all their liquor- you just don't like being alone." You roll your eyes. She's right, of course, but you're not gonna give her any validation. "I guess I'll just try to get some sleep...I have a big day tomorrow." "What time are you meeting them?" "We're meeting for brunch at 11." "First it was 'high tea' and now Brunch," She echoes with a sleepy smile, "How classy." You roll your eyes, "Good night, B/f/n," You laugh. She waves lazily and then you hang up the phone. "Well, since this is an all expenses paid hotel..." You bite your lip and look over at the door, "...I'm gonna go use their copier."
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AT 6AM, your alarm goes off scaring you violently awake. It had taken you hours to finally fall asleep in the first place. You'd tried to close your eyes after your face time, but ended up tossing and turning until 2AM. This jet lag is something else. Or maybe it was stress for today; I mean, you are preparing to sign a contract to marry a man you hardly know (and also kinda hate), which was essentially created when you weren't even a thought in your parents' mind yet, which will, in turn, lead to lifelong stability for you and your family as well as further growth for your family's businesses so everything is kind of on your shoulders and will all fall apart if you don't do your respective part- oh God, you might have a panic attack and you haven't even gotten out of bed yet.
You speed through your morning routine so that you can look over your edits again, though as soon as you sit down, your phone begins to buzz with all your incoming notifications. You scroll through, ignoring some texts, answering a few emails- and then you come across one from your dad from an hour ago. You take a sip of your coffee as you open up the message and, when you do, you almost spit the coffee out against the pretty clean white hotel wall. Staring at you is the "finalized contract" (or so it's entitled) that your dad made 'edits' on for you to print out and sign. You look over the entire thing and with every sentence you read, you feel the anger rising in you. The "edits" he made didn't even make the deal that much better for you, not to mention, how can your dad flake on you in regards to coming on this trip, ignore your calls and texts, but still have the nerve to send me this shitty contract at the asscrack of dawn on the DAY OF the supposed signing? Fuck that. You're gonna send them your draft and your parents can cry about it. You're done doing things their way. You open up your laptop and quickly go to your saved files, opening up YOUR finalized version that you'd scanned and re-typed. You cue it up in a message and type in Mr. and Mrs.Jeon's email addresses, along with their lawyer's email. For a moment, you hesitate, letting the mouse hover over the 'send' button, but then you count how many times your parents have made you feel completely alone in just the duration of this trip, plus every time you've had to make yourself small for others to be big- "Fuck it." You hit send and then close your laptop to put your outfit together for brunch.
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Brunch is held on the balcony at their hotel restaurant, Juniper. The vibe is definitely upper class, and you see it's bustling with guests. "Hello, Miss; will you be dining alone?" The hostess asks. You shake your head, "No, actually- I'm with the Jeon party." Her eyes widen for a second before she bows, "Oh yes, Ms.L/n, allow me to show you to your table. You smile and bow in return, feeling slightly embarrassed that she clearly felt the urge to kiss your ass a little extra just for being associated with the Jeons. She leads you around the corner to a wall of windows, much like the ones on the roof top when you'd gone for tea. As she opens the double doors, you see Mr. and Mrs.Jeon sat at a table straight ahead, Jungkook's back facing you. Your heart starts beating rapidly in your chest; it's happening. This is it. The entire ride here, you were psyching yourself up saying you'd be confident and strong and that if they didn't like the changes you'd made to the contract, they could kiss your ass- but right now, you feel your legs might turn to Jello. "Y/n!" Mrs.Jeon calls out excitedly, getting out of her seat and running over to you. Mr.Jeon and Jungkook look over in your direction; one giving you a big smile and the other...with a rather unreadable expression on his face. You smile and bow, "Good morning everyone." She politely dismisses the hostess and guides you to the table, where Mr.Jeon and Jungkook are standing to greet you. "Annyeonghasimnikka," You bow again. "So polite, isn't she Jungkook?" Mr.Jeon says, lightly hitting Jungkook's shoulder. You bow slightly, "Hello, Jungkook." He nods, "Hey." "Please, sit," Mrs.Jeon says. You immediately notice that Mr.Jeon is wearing the cuff links you'd gotten him, and Mrs.Jeon is wearing the earrings; Jungkook seemed to be the only one not wearing his gift. Figures. "We haven't ordered just yet so you have some time to think about what you want." "Oh that's okay, I'll take whatever you recommend." "Oh, I love that. I'm getting you my favorite- the praline french toast is so good paired with the fritata and...the eggs benedict with salmong." "Sounds good," You laugh, finding it endearing how excited she is. You wonder if she ever chews Jungkook out like your mom does to you You spend most of the time talking to Mr. and Mrs.Jeon; basic chit chat about life, how the food was, and other pleasantries- until Mr.Jeon receives a call and excuses himself from the table for a moment. Then, Mrs.Jeon says she wants to check in with the chef about something really quickly, leaving you and Jungkook at the table alone. You take a sip on your mimosa and then turn to him, "How are you, Jungkook?" He straightens up a bit and clears his throat, "I'm fine. How about yourself?" "I'm good...I- I'm hopeful that today's meeting goes well." He nods slowly, seeming deeply pensive about what you've said, "Well, it should be quite lucrative for you if it does." His tone is almost bitter-sounding. You furrow your brows, not liking how he's making it seem that you'd be the only one benefiting. "Well, according to the contract, it should be quite beneficial for the both of us, wouldn't you say?" "Oh, please. What are pennies to bills," He scoffs. "I mean, considering you can't even get a penny of mommy and daddy's money unless you get married, I'd say we're in the same boat," You lean back, deciding you're done with the niceties. He wants to be a jerk? Two can play. He glares at you, knowing you're right but, of course, refusing to admit it. "Don't you ever get tired?" "Of what?" He asks, face scrunching in annoyance. "Of the stick up your ass?" You smirk, crossing one leg over the other as your swirl your glass from the stem. "This whole thing is fucked and you know it," He says, throwing himself against the backrest of the chair in defeat. You nod slowly and thoughtfully, "Maybe, but as I always says, 'Anything worth having is worth fighting for.'" He rolls his eyes, "Whatever."
"Sorry, Kids. I just had to get that done before I forgot. Is your father still not back yet?" Mrs.Jeon asks, sitting back down at the table and looking around. "No, I guess he's still on the call," You say, "He sounds like my dad." Mrs.Jeon laughs, "Well, birds of a feather flock together." "I'm sorry everyone- Y/n, I just got off the phone with your father. Goodness, it's such a shame he couldn't come," Mr.Jeon says, a big smile on his face as he sits down. "You- you spoke to my dad?" "I sure did. I'd called him this morning about the finalized contract he'd sent me last night but he didn't get back to me until now since he was on the golf course." It takes everything in you to keep your eye from twitching. The golf course. Priorities. You plaster a fake smile on your face and clear your throat, "Actually, Mr.Jeon, the one he sent you is not the finalized version." He looks up confused, "No?" You shake your head and reach into your purse for the crisp new manila envelope, "I had to make some edits of my own." They all look at each other and then back at you, "Oh- alright," Mr.Jeon takes the envelope and he and Mrs.Jeon look over it together. You can practically see the gears in their heads turning, meanwhile, Jungkook is looking at you with his eyes narrowed wondering what it is you're up to. "Y/n," Mr.Jeon laughs nervously, "This is...substantially more than what your father and I had previously discussed." You nod, "Oh yes. 40% more, to be exact." "Mhm..." Mr.Jeon hands the paper to Mrs.Jeon who continues reading. "I believe the 15% we'd originally agreed upon was quite generous as even a fraction of the money we receive from the various businesses would be quite a profit for you." You purse your lips as you listen, trying your best to be as respectful as possible, "Yes, that's true. It would be quite a lot, however, I think it's reasonable to divide assets 50/50 between spouses, seeing as how I'll not only be a part of June Company itself but also be behind the scenes as a wife. Not to mention, when I have kids, there is no longer incentive for Jungkook to stay married to me, is there?" Mr.Jeon looks at his wife, who is looking back at him with the same concerned expression. "Y/n, our motivation for having you marry our son isn't to...produce an heir," Mr.Jeon says, "It's to help him mature and give him something to work for." "Dad, I don't need to get married to mature. I'm capable and I'm ready to run the company. Please, just let me show-" "You shut your mouth. With all the debt you've gotten me in with your incessant partying, the charges in property damage-" Mr.Jeon's face is turning more and more red, while Jungkook just looks away. He's completely quiet as he his father continues hurling criticisms and but Mrs.Jeon puts her hand on his chest to keep him from saying any more. "Mr.Jeon, I want to be able to help all of you- but I think both I and Jungkook are sacrificing a lot, and a large portion of that sacrifice is on yours and my parents' behalf. He and I will both be turning our lives around for the sake of our families. I just want to make sure we're both getting what we need from this." Jungkook turns slowly to look at you, his expression softening, along with his father's. Mr.Jeon is silent for a little while. "I understand if this is something you and your family cannot get behind and if that's the case, we can rip up this contract and put it all behind us, no harm done- but if you all want this as much as we do, these are my conditions," You say as gently as possible. You glance at Jungkook, whose eyes are fixed on you- causing for you to quickly look back at Mr. and Mrs.Jeon. "Well...I think we'll need some time to think this over. I'll have my lawyer look this over and we'll let you know what we've decided by tonight. How's that sound?" Mr.Jeon asks, giving you a tired smile. You nod, "That sounds just fine, Mr.Jeon. Take all the time you need."
You grab your bag and stand up and everyone else follows suit, "I had a lovely brunch. Thank you so much for putting it together for us to have this meeting." You turn to Jungkook, "I hope we're able to move forward together," You say with a bow and, for the first time, he bows in return. "Please have a good rest of your day," Mrs.Jeon says, stepping forward and hugging you goodbye. "And as always, please let us know if you need anything," Mr.Jeon says with a genuine expression. You nod, "I will."
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Of course, not two hours since your brunch with the Jeons, and your dad was already blowing up your phone. How interesting the way that works, isn't it? Your dad only calls when you don't do things exactly as he asks. You sent every single call to voicemail until they stopped coming in altogether- though he'll most likely call right before bed. You'd spent the rest of the day out and about near the hotel; something you thought you wouldn't get a chance to do this time around. It helped to get your mind off things for a minute. You'd even gone to a cute little cafe and answered some of your work emails (you can't ever completely disconnect, though it doesn't hurt to at least have a change of scenery).
By the time you come back to your suite, it's already 8PM, though of course you're not even a bit tired, so you decide to bother B/f/n for a bit. "Mm...hello?" "Hello," You practically sing into the phone, "did I wake you?" "Mhm..." "Well, wake up- I gotta tell you what happened today." "Y/n, look, I promise I'm interested but I do not have the mental capacity to receive any new information right now..." "You're no fun." "Hey, I already told you, you have other options for entertainment." "The spa's closed right now, I've already gone to the eateries inside this hotel, I've used the free wifi and even the copier. I've done everything, there's nothing left, B/f/n," You whine. "Not everything..." She says, sleepily eyeing you. You instantly know whatb she means and you violently shake your head. "Nope. Uh-uh. I am NOT getting a drink by myself." "Oh come on, if you wear one of those skimpy little dresses you packed, I promise you won't be alone for long." You narrow your eyes at her, "How do you know I packed skimpy dresses?" "You just told me," She smirks. How does she do that? "And what am I supposed to do if a man walks up to me and offers me a drink thinking he's gonna get some?" "Oh come on, you're not even engaged yet. Live a little." You roll your eyes, "Clearly, you're very sleep deprived and that's why you're talking crazy. Call me when you're rested." "Sounds like a plan," She says before abruptly hanging up the call.
You sit and look over at your suitcase, contemplating your next move... "I guess a drink won't hurt."
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The hotel bar is nicely tucked away on the first floor, a small ways away from the lobby. It's decorated with gold trim and pretty golden flowers along the cherry-wood walls. The vibe is definitely dark and sultry- you suppose you dressed appropriately: off the shoulder a-line mini dress and some simple strappy heels. You put a lot of effort into looking effortless tonight. It's not as packed as you expected, though it's definitely not empty; people are sat at various tables, holding conversations, the occasional stray laugh reaching your ears over the soft music. You'd hyped yourself up before coming down, saying you weren't gonna worry about who was or wasn't looking at you; you were just going down to have a drink and then go right back up- but when you realize the room is full of mostly men, you hesitate to take a seat. "Welcome in- can I get you anything, Miss?" The bartender, a kind-looking older gentleman, asks when he sees the lost puppy look on your face. "I-uhm, yes. I'll take an espresso martini, please?" "Of course." You set your clutch down on the bar and then take a seat. "Meeting anyone?" The bartender asks. You laugh sheepishly, "No, just...wanted to get out of my room." "I suppose that's a good thing," He says. You furrow your brows, wondering if he's gonna take the opportunity to be creepy, "And why is that?" "Because that young man over there has been watching you since you walked in," He says, nodding behind you. Your heart flutters a bit, and you feel flattered by the possibility of someone actually checking you out.
You turn slowly to where he'd nodded and scan for a moment before finally seeing him. How did I not notice him before? "That's the hotel owner's son, you know," The bartender adds. Jungkook's expression is a bit unreadable, but he's definitely looking at you. His eyes are completely fixed. You turn around quickly and bite your lip. You can't leave now, he'll know it was because of him and you can't stand the idea of him feeling like he drove you out of that bar. No way. You straighten out your back, forcing your body to relax as much as possible- or at least have the appearance of relaxation. The man puts your drink in front of you, and you gingerly take your first sip. "How can you drink those things?" Jungkook's unmistakeable voice says from right behind you, causing you to choke and spit some of your drink back into the glass. Your eyes widen in horror. "Bless you," He smirks. He looks over at the bar tender and signals holding up two fingers, to which the man nods. "Jungkook," His name feels so strange on your tongue; up until this trip, you've just refered to him as 'the Jeon's son', and using his name still feels so...intimate, somehow. He leans back in his seat, looking at you as though he's sizing you up, "And who, might I ask, did you dress up for tonight?" "Myself." You say, side-eyeing him. He's very brazen for someone you've only just met again after so many years. "Hm." "Hm, what?"
"Oh nothing...it's just, well, humans are performative beings, you know? Everything we do, whether consciously or not, is to attract." "Oh? And you're saying this to imply that I'm trying to attract someone?" You take another sip of your drink, trying to hide your unexpected nervousness. He shrugs, a cocky smile spreading across his face. "And who do you think I'm trying to attract, Jungkook? You?" You scoff. "Hey, you said it." You blush slightly and look down at your drink, your fingertip running up and down the stem of the glass. He definitely smells like he's been drinking- a lot- but you also catch hints of musk and wood- even burnt cinnamon. Shitty men shouldn't smell this damn good. You glance down at his neck and squint your eyes; is that-? "You're wearing the necklace?" He furrows his brows for a second in confusion before the realization sets in, "Oh- yeah. I look good, don't I?" His lips turn up into a coy smile. You clear your throat and shrug, "I think I'm just good at picking out jewelry." He chuckles and shakes his head, "Your disdain for me is quite amusing." "Almost as amusing as your insistence on flirting with me." "Well, don't get too flattered, you might fall in love." "Ha," You scoff. The bartender sets two shots down in front of Jungkook, who then slides one over to you. "What's this for?" You ask, immediately suspicious. "To celebrate." "Celebrate what?" "Us, of course." "Oh please," You roll your eyes, "Just the other day you were yelling at me and accusing me of attacking you, then you implied that I was some sort of gold digger and was just trying to mooch off of you." He nods thoughtfully, "Yes, that's true, I said some pretty...crass things. I suppose I should apologize for that. As far as the shot, well- I've decided to accept it." "Accept...what?" "The fact that this train is leaving with or without our 'yes', so we may as well enjoy the ride along the way, right?" As he says this, his eyes fall slightly, and only for a moment. You almost wonder if you'd seen it at all. "And what's caused this change of heart?" "Truthfully...this entire arrangement has been hanging over my head all my life. It felt like a noose slowly getting tighter and tighter. But seeing my father so stunned by your demands...it felt like my first deep breath in a while." You're surprised at how genuine Jungkook is being right now, though before you're able to respond to what he's just said, your phone buzzes in your clutch. "Excuse me," You say. It's a text message from Mr.Jeon. You quickly swipe it open and your mouth drops in shock. 𝙼𝚛.𝙹𝚎𝚘𝚗: 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚈/𝚗- 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚆𝚎'𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚆𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝟷𝟸𝙿𝙼 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝.
You look up back up at Jungkook, who simply picks up the shot and holds it up in the air, "To the ride." Your shocked expression turns into a smile, and all you can think to do is pick your shot up as well. "To the ride."
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omegalomania · 1 year
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hey gang what time is it its time for another joe trohman podcast. this actually came out like a month ago but i missed it until isa linked it to me and because i like doing these heres a highlights reel
the host says he appreciates that joe opened the book with the question of whether or not satan fucked his wife to which joe replies "well you know, when you have kids, sometimes you wonder that. you truly wonder what are these demons. i love my children btw they're phenomenal."
sometimes it does get tiring playing the same songs over and over. joe says that "thnks fr th mmrs" has a really good energy and tempo that keeps it exciting to play live
he talks about playing a really short iheartradio christmas show pre-pandemic and nobody in the crowd knew "sugar we're goin down" since they were only familiar with the more recent hits like "centuries" and "uma thurman" and joe said that it made him fall in love with sugar all over again in a weird way ldjfldkfd
he laments recently getting the chance to see wu-tang, nas, and busta rhymes at the hollywood bowl but he didn't go
his love language is giving gifts! he got his brother a custom drum set (which his mom attempted to throw out)
he reiterates that when writing the book he didn't want to be mean to any of his bandmates cause he likes them and thats not what the book is about! the host makes a joke: "like how you guys had that threesome with simple plan...i understand, you don't wanna get into that!" joe is offended that he clearly doesn't know how many guys are in simple plan. "there's more than three guys in there! the orgy was far larger than you give it credit!"
he doesnt remember any other names that the band could have been called but he does think fall out boy is a pretty terrible name for a band. "i can't believe i'm in a band called fall out boy."
discussions of the band origin and how joe funded it with his bar mitzvah money ("fall out boy, funded by judaism!") but when asked about financial gains from the band he says they all split everything evenly and it's one of the things that's helped them last this long
talking about scott ian and the damned things and he talks about how managing a supergroup is like herding cats because everyone is so busy with their respective groups. he says he'd LOVE to do a third damned things record though!
he talks about how weird it was to have this boy band aspect to them when they were at their peak pre-hiatus, because they were all hardcore kids and punk kids.
he recalls that around this time patrick asked their manager, with visible concern, "are we...the nsync to panic at the disco's backstreet boys?"
he's glad that they've outgrown that and kept pushing forward and looking forward, and by now they're no longer a boy band. "we're a man band!"
he thinks it's kind of neat to see the emo movement of the aughts become nostalgic and cool now ("it was not fucking cool when we were doing it [...] we stuck around for long enough to Not Be Lame"), but it's a big thing for fall out boy that they do not want to be a nostalgia act and they want to keep making new albums.
the host semi-jokingly says "so you and panic at the disco are not gonna go out on tour, is what you're saying." joe says "no" very flatly and i lose my shit.
he denies that fall out boy is working on any specific new music. he says they're just piecing things together organically and that no real album has coalesced. (note: this episode aired 11/12, ~2 weeks before the fob8 tribune ad)
he talks a bit about working with brian posehn on the axe and how much he loved doing it! he calls the whole story a metaphor for dealing with pain and trauma and the different ways there are to confront that stuff. he said the axe is coming out as a trade "soon" so people who don't have a subscription to heavy metal can read it
his first concert was tom petty and the heartbreakers when he was 10 or 11
he says the two things that matter most for a band's live show are the drummer and the singer. he then proceeds to be extremely sweet about patrick and andy.
"patrick, he's incredible, he's so gifted, and he's worked so hard with his voice lessons and figuring out how to sing from the diaphragm properly, and he really knows how to work through when he's sick and having real issues, so he's quite a trooper."
"and andy is just a great drummer. when he thinks he's had a bad day i'm like...yeah. sure. i don't think you know what that is."
he did not get laid in high school. first time was in a shared tour bus, listening to testament (a thrash metal band), when he was 19. (they never saw each other again)
since testament was the soundtrack the host asks if he ever gets a reaction whenever joe hears chuck billy (testament's lead vocalist). joe says without missing a beat, "when i see him i do, that's for sure."
he is an avid bowler. he has a wristguard and a spare ball and he used to take lessons. he calls it great stress relief!
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Round 1 of preliminaries, group 7
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The first two places get a place on the bracket
Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket
Propaganda under the cut
Rigby (Regular Show)
"i relate to him a lot because he started the show as an insufferable piece of shit (i used to be insufferable too) and then he starts dating Eileen and becomes a better person (i became a better person after i started dating my girlfriend) and his friendship with Mordecai just reminds me a whole lot of my dynamics with my best friend. he really is just like me fr"
Angua von Überwald (Discworld)
"Okay SO she's a werewolf who ran away from home because her parents are awful and then changed her name. Her parents ignore her existence and when they're confronted by her they use her old name that she Discarded because they are the worst. She's a vegetarian by day and doesn't eat people at full moon (one drop is one too many) but she Pays for all chickens she kills because that's not what an animal does. She is So angry and So hateful and So wrong about So many things but she Learns and Grows through the books. When she falls in love she fully believes she will be chased out of the town when the clock strikes midnight because nobody can accept her for who she truly is but THEN her lover finds OUT and he is shocked and confused at first but he loves her and LEARNS about her and puts aside his prejudice and they both grow as people over the course of several books and I love her so much your honor she is just like me fr fr"
Cao Weining (Word of Honor)
"ready to risk it all for a pretty girl who can and will beat his ass. just wants to eat a bunch of good food with his girlfriend"
Aang (Avatar: The Last Air Bender)
"12 years old, told you’re going to be the most powerful and important person in the world—and that you need to start like tomorrow. I’d runaway too."
Okuyasu Nijimura (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
"YES, he says he isn’t too smart but he tries his best, he yells a lot when he isn’t supposed to, he puts things bluntly, he is menacing with a heart of gold, AND HE MAKE THE FUNNY FACE"
Shin Tsukimi (Your Turn to Die)
"-He is extremely weak. A literal twelve year old boy is stronger than him. He struggled to open a sliding door cabinet. -He's a liar, but like.. some of it is super funny. He lies about just the most random shit. He claimed that he simply 'didn't know how to do a push-up', and that's why he didn't want to do one. When in reality, he's actually just too physically weak to do one. -He has major beef with, (and is jealous of), a random seventeen year old girl. He is twenty something. His number one worst enemy is some random teenage girl.... same, honestly. -He uses really... strange.. wording. I mean this very affectionately. But it's hard to defend him when he says stuff like 'riffraff' and 'casting pearls before swine'. -Terrible fashion. I mean, just look at him. -Autism. -He enjoys cute cat plushies."
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Request for @tenswife (Bimbo Haechan) 3.3k, yandere reader, athletes, cheerleading, manipulation, abuse, violence, physical violence, physical assault, verbal abuse, gaslighting, alcohol, drinking, drugs, implied smut (@starillusion13)
“I thought only pretty people could be on the cheer squad.”
“That’s why you’ll never make the team.” You spat back. “So run along now, loser.”
“Make me!”
“Haechan!”
“Ooh, I’m so scared. Little girl had to call her boyfriend to fight her battles, huh?”
“You better watch it. My boyfriend is the best baseball player on the team.”
“So?”
You stuck your tongue out at the bully, feeling a tap on your shoulder and turning around to see Haechan. You smiled brightly and hugged him tight. He was sweaty and a bit out of breath, but he welcomed you into his arms.
“Did you call me, baby?”
“Those mean boys on the bleachers are picking on me and my squad. They won’t leave.” You pouted. “Can you make them go away?”
“Anything for you.”
“Make it hurt.”
“We gotta give them a chance first.”
“But that’s no fun.”
“Just hold on.”
Haechan stepped up to the bleachers, seeing the small group of boys sizing him up, but he wasn’t worried. He offered a smile.
“Are you guys bothering the cheer squad?”
“What’s it to you? Go back to throwing your little balls around.”
“I don’t like your attitude, it lowers morale. So I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.”
“Like I told your little bitch, make me.”
“Heachan!”
You grabbed Haechan’s arms, giving him a look asking if he was just gonna let this slide. You knew what he had to do, so you called over to the rest of the team, asking one of them to toss you a ball. They threw one over and Haechan caught it, looking over at you.
“Do it.” You kissed his cheek. “Right in the face.”
Haechan chuckled, and you took a step back. The bullies didn’t understand what was happening until Haechan threw the ball, hitting the one who was running his mouth right in the face. He collapsed back, immediately suffering from a bloody nose, and you cheered.
“It’s a hit! It’s a hit! Right up on the piece of shit! Who’s the best!? Who’s the best!? Who can never fail the test!? I’m his fan! I’m his fan! Give it up for our Haechan!”
The rest of your squad soon repeated your words, continuing to do so until all the bullies left. By then one of his teammates had come over.
“Ya! What did you do?”
“It’s fine.” You explained. “Don’t worry about it, Doyoung.”
“He hit someone in the face! He’s gonna get in trouble, all of us are!”
“I’ll take care of it.”
“Y/n-”
“Haechan.” You whined. “Tell him it’s okay. You’re not gonna get in trouble, I promise.”
“I trust her hyung, it’ll be fine.”
“Haechan, I swear-”
“Don’t be mean to him.” You huffed. “He’s your best player. I’d never do anything to hurt him.”
“Ugh. Whatever, let’s get back to practice.”
You gave Haechan a kiss on the cheek, promising him a reward for his good behavior today. He smirked and told you he’d be looking forward to it. You waved him off, watching him head back onto the field. The joint practices were so nice, and that way you could always keep an eye on Haechan. Besides it was good to be outside, the fresh air was nice, and this is where you’d be cheering anyway when the games are on, so it was good to get familiar with your work area too. After practice you went over some notes with your squad and then dismissed them for the day. They all grabbed their things and headed out, but you had other plans.
The baseball team had finished up a few minutes before you, so by now they’d all be in the locker room. You got your things and went over there. It didn’t matter the sign said boys only, nothing could really keep you from Haechan. You walked in, hearing the sounds of water running, and seeing a bunch of boys walking around with towels, some without. You knew where Haechan’s locker was, sneaking up behind him and hugging him. He chuckled when you kissed his cheek, turning around to give you proper attention. You’d do this often, but it wouldn’t stop the others from teasing.
“Careful, Haechan.” Jaemin teased. “She’s surrounded by naked men.”
“Hands off.” Haechan growled.
“Easy teddy bear.” You hushed. “I may be in the boys locker room, but I only got eyes for you.”
“That’s what I like to hear.”
“Now why don’t you give me a little show.”
After practice the team wanted to go out together, but you told them Haechan couldn’t. You had already made dinner plans, and he also had to receive his reward. You took him to his favorite place, having a private room for the two of you.
“Today was so long.” You whined. “But seeing you was the best part.”
“For a moment I thought I just heard your voice, but you were really calling for me.”
“Yes I was. I need my big strong man to protect me.”
“If they bother you again, just let me know.”
“Of course. The cheer squad has tryouts tomorrow, so if they’re smart they won’t bother us again, but not everyone is as smart as you, my little genius.”
“I’m a genius on the field, I’m not so sure about the classroom.”
“You’re doing great.”
“Thanks.”
“So what do you say we head back to your dorm, and I can give you your reward.”
“Yeah?”
“Yup, but we need to make a quick stop.”
“What? Where? Why?”
“Do you have whip cream in your dorm?”
“No.”
“Then we need some. Don’t worry, I won’t leave a mess.”
🖤
You weren’t surprised that the next morning you got called into the dean’s office over an accusation of school violence. The bullies who were bothering you were there, as was Haechan and Doyoung. You didn’t need to look over to see Doyoung glaring daggers at you, so you just sat down next to Haechan, calm and collected.
“Good morning, can I ask what this is about?”
“My face you bitch!” The bully snapped. “I got hit with a baseball because of you!”
“Me?”
“Yeah! You told your boy toy over there to hit me!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You-”
“Please calm down.” The dean interrupted. “I’ve heard your story, so let them explain.”
“There’s nothing to-”
“It was an accident.” You said. “The baseball team was practicing and one of their throws went rogue. We saw the boys here rush to leave as we apologized.”
“Liar!”
“It was an honest mistake, nobody meant any harm. You can’t punish them over an accident.”
“You bitch! It wasn’t an accident! It was on purpose!”
“You take a risk when you watch them practice.” You snapped back. “My cheer squad takes that risk too, and believe me, we’ve been hit a few times too. By accident of course.”
“That’s not what happened.”
“Anyone who goes to watch a baseball game, college or not, knows there’s always a chance of getting hit. You were watching the practice, weren’t you? So surely you were aware of the dangers.”
“That is true.” The dean agreed. “There is a risk of getting hit, even in the face.”
“You’re not seriously taking her side.” 
“We’re very sorry.” Doyoung admitted. “We’re not trying to hit the ball in a certain direction but sometimes my batters hit it out of the park. It’s very unfortunate we hit someone yesterday, we are very sorry.”
Doyoung stood up and bowed to the boys, soon followed by Haechan and yourself. That was the nail in the coffin as the dean could see it was an accident and you were all very sorry. Despite the bully’s protests, it was left as that, a mistake. He was just told to be careful in the future when watching the baseball team practice. You were all dismissed and allowed to return to your classes, although when you were outside the office the bully grabbed your arm and yanked you to the side. Before anything could happen Haechan pulled you away and Doyoung stood between everyone, not wanting a fight to start. You couldn’t help but laugh though.
“You think this is funny?”
“Very, but you got your apology.”
“You should all be expelled!”
“Why? We’re sorry you got hit while watching our practice, unless you wanna go back and tell the dean what you were really doing? Verbal harassment has consequences, asshole.”
“You better watch your back!”
“I’m so scared.” You mocked. “I got classes, so bye.”
A fight didn’t break out, and you all went your separate ways. You pressed kisses against Haechan’s cheek, telling him he was a good boy, and played his part well.
“I cannot believe you got away with that.” Doyoung commented. 
“I know what I’m doing, so don’t worry.”
“Just don’t drag Haechan or my team into it again.”
“No promises, but I’ll try.”
You always had joint practices, well, today it was tryouts for your cheer squad. You did one of your routines to show the potential candidates the type of things you do. Since you were there early, the baseball team hung around to watch the routine. They didn’t always get to see the cheer squad do their cheers when they had a game, so this was a nice opportunity for them. Although you did notice some of the candidates chatting with the baseball team, and you weren’t going to let that slide. So once the baseball team began their practice you rounded everyone up.
“So, before we begin, a reminder. We practice out here, right alongside the baseball team. That means there’s a risk of getting hit by a ball, and the same applies during actual games. If that scares you it’s okay to leave. And another thing, don’t be flirting with the baseball team.”
“What kind of a rule is that?” A girl mumbled.
“My rule.” You snapped. “I saw some of you doing so earlier, and I don’t want anyone on my squad distracting the team, especially during games.”
“Aren’t you dating one of the players?” Another questioned.
“Yes. Our MVP Haechan, but I know I won’t be a distraction for him. He was eyeing me up way before he asked me out, and it never affected his game. If they initiate anything, go for it, otherwise, don’t be an issue.”
“You sound insane.”
“If you don’t like it, leave. Cause if you break my rule, well, I see some potential here, and all it takes is one bad accident to completely ruin you.”
“Are you serious?”
“That’s love, it makes you crazy.” You smiled. “Now let’s see what you got.”
The rest of the tryouts went by fine, that is until the end. You were wrapping things up when you heard someone throw profanities your way. You already knew who it was, looking back to see that same group of boys back again. They were asking for punishment, and you were going to make them regret every crossing you.
“Excuse me, I have something I need to take care of.”
“Y/n, just ignore them.”
“That’s too easy. The rest of you continue, and behave.”
You went up to the bleachers, a smile on your face. The boys were looking you up and down, not intimidated at all, and that would work to your advantage.
“Leave.” You stated. “I’m giving you one chance.”
“Or what? You’re gonna call your boy toy to come fight your battles.”
“I take care of him, not the other way around. So if you’re not gonna leave, I guess I’ll just take matters into my own hands.”
“And how are you-”
You took a step forward and pretended to fall, hitting him in the gut on your way down. Anyone would know that falling back onto bleachers sucks, but you didn’t mind the hit. Of course the bully wasn’t gonna take that well. His friends pulled you off, and when he got up he hit you in the face.
“Pay back, bitch!”
You screamed at that moment, loud enough to get everyone’s attention, and the scene was too good to ignore. Your cheer squad rushed over, as did the baseball team. Haechan was obviously pissed, opting to throw his own fist into the bully’s face this time. A bit of a fight broke out, but it wasn’t long before a staff member noticed the commotion. Everyone involved wound up in the dean’s office. While the bullies got questioned first you were icing Haechan’s hand, scolding him over his actions.
“What were you thinking!?” You cried softly. “You could have seriously gotten hurt.”
“And what about you? I couldn’t let him bust up your pretty face.”
“I agree with her.” YangYang chimed in. “They started it.”
“Exactly.” You agreed. “I was just trying to get them to leave, since they were just being rude again, but I guess they don’t like me.”
“I wonder why.” Doyoung commented. “You have a plan this time?”
“Of course.” You smiled. “I’ll take care of everything.”
Eventually you and the rest of the baseball team entered the dean’s office. You were about to speak when the bully shut you up, wanting someone else to explain.
“You started it.” Jeno said.
“What?”
“Yeah.” Mark added. “We heard a scream and saw you guys jumping her.”
“That’s not what happened!”
“That’s what we saw.”
“I was just asking them to leave.” You stated. “They were being rude, and I didn’t want that to ruin morale as I was holding tryouts. Not to mention the baseball team has a game coming up. I asked nicely but they-”
“Liar! You hit me and then-”
“I tripped and fell! Those bleachers don’t give you a lot of room to walk on. I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to cause trouble.” You started sobbing. “I’m sorry.”
“You psychotic, bitch. You’re seriously gonna get away with this.”
“I’m not trying to get away with anything. I’m sorry.”
“This type of behavior is unacceptable.” The dean spoke. “For causing violence I’m afraid I have to expel you.”
“What!”
“The inciting incident was an accident but you decided to take things further so these are the consequences you must face. As for those involved, I’m gonna have to suspend you for-”
“You can’t!” You cried. “If the baseball team misses a game it will look bad on the school! Haechan is the best player too, this is all my fault so I should be punished alone. If not for my faults they would have never stepped in to help me. Please.”
“Shut up already and accept the consequences!” The bully yelled.
“I am! Please, I’ll take the suspension, but don’t ruin the baseball team.”
Tears always seemed to work. In the end the dean decided to forgive the baseball team and yourself, only having the others expelled. They even had to call campus security to have them removed. You were just glad the issue had been dealt with, and would not be a problem again. No one was seriously hurt, the only injury being from your busted lip, so things just continued as normal. This time around though you went with Haechan and his team to dinner, everyone celebrating and hyping themselves up for the next game.
“You kinda crazy, y/n.” Xiaojun commented. “Really taking a hit over some name calling.”
“You didn’t hear what they were saying.” You countered. “I had to have them removed, permanently.”
“Wait… did they not make the first move?”
“They started it when they yelled.”
“What really happened?” Jungwoo questioned. “I’m not even sure why he was so pissed at you.”
“Let’s not get into the details.” Doyoung cut in. “We’re here to enjoy ourselves before we get serious.”
“To the baseball team!” You cheered. “Bring home another victory!”
You were a light drinker, but you trusted Haechan and his team. As the hours went by you ended up passing out in your lover’s arms. The rest of the guys were winding down as well, and only really a bit tipsy.
“Haechan.”
“Hm?”
“What’s up with your girl?”
“What do you mean?”
“Today, in the dean’s office. What happened?”
“Nothing my girl can’t handle.” Haechan kissed your head. “She’s the best.”
“No, she’s crazy.” Doyoung said. “You threw a baseball at that kid cause she told you too.”
“So? Not like I got in trouble.”
“Is that what happened?” Jaemin questioned. “And they got expelled?”
“She’s a miracle worker, isn’t she?”
“I don’t know, she’s a bit nuts sometimes.” YangYang mentioned. “We rarely get to hang out besides practice.”
“Do you have any friends besides us?” Mark asked.
“I don’t need anyone else really. She’s good to me, so I hit the jackpot.”
“Still, you need a life outside her.”
“You guys are just jealous. Find your own girlfriends and then we can talk.”
“Hm… Haechan…” You mumbled, starting to wake. “Haechan…”
“Yes, baby? I’m right here.”
“… hm… can we go home now… I’m tired…”
“Yeah, it’s getting late. I’ll see you all at practice.”
Haechan got you to your feet, more sober than you. The two of you made it out of the restaurant and caught a cab back to the dorms. You stayed with him that night, deciding to sleep in the next morning. Things went back to the way they were with practice, and the energy was high for the big day. Just as you knew, Haechan’s team came out victorious, and both the baseball team and cheer squad went out to celebrate. By the end of the festivities you took Haechan back to your dorm, knowing your roommate was elsewhere.
“Babe… baby…”
As soon as the door shut behind you both your lips were all over Haechan’s face. You wanted to keep the party going in a more private area. Although Haechan wasn’t in a mood.
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing, I’m just pretty tired and don’t want to do this right now.”
“Oh… okay, yeah, you just played and drank, so you must be tired. I’ll get you some water to sober up and then you can shower.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem.”
You gave Haechan a chaste kiss and went off to get him a drink. You knew he was tired, but you also knew he’d hate to miss out on such a night. So you got him his glass of water and added a little something special. You found him in the bedroom, taking a sip yourself before handing it over. You turned on the TV in the room and started undressing, having your attention elsewhere. Haechan went into the bathroom, and you could hear the water running, and then it suddenly turned off.
“Haechan, you alright?”
“Yeah…”
Haechan came back into the room and threw himself on the bed. You glanced back for a moment before crawling over to him.
“Are you okay?”
“Maybe a shower isn’t a good idea right now.”
“Why not?”
“It put me in a mood.”
“Huh?”
Haechan looked up at you and smiled, getting on his elbows to press a kiss to your lips. You giggled, moving away but he followed, pressing more soft and gentle kisses to your cheek and then trailing down to your collarbone. You placed your palm on his head and pushed him back, getting a childish chuckle out of him.
“I thought someone was tired?”
“The adrenaline of the game hasn’t worn off yet I guess.”
“Hm…”
“Please.” Haechan whined. “It’s getting very hot.”
“Aren’t you like an animal in heat?”
“I will be if you keep teasing.”
“Well, it’s a good thing I’m all yours, isn’t it?”
“All mine?”
“You know it baby.” You kissed him deeply. “Say it back.”
“Hm?”
“Say you’re mine, or you might have to play with yourself.”
“Don’t be mean like that. You know I’m all yours, baby.”
“Exactly. Mine, and only mine.”
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The Spreadsheet Digest - Fic Recs | Vol. 9
Hi friends!! This week I read several series that had like... a lot of parts... including ones I've previously recced but just now finished (Looking at you Lie To Me by @iamskyereads). I also went to Pride and basically read nothing from Saturday to Monday. That being said, I'm pretty proud of the amount of fics I was able to scrounge up for y'all this week, and I think we have a pretty good selection.
The Spreadsheet can be found here and you're always welcome to tag me in a fic or send it to my askbox if you want me to read it (I'll read any Pedro boy!).
Recs below the Pedro:
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Puppet - an Ezra one shot by @jksprincess10
I love these fics that are like "What if we went to extreme lengths to shut Ezra the fuck up," and I especially love how this one ends. Also the side effect bit made me giggle. You're a genius, Nad <3
Hot and Heavy - a Joel series by @tieronecrush
I think I established recently that I'm a sucker for the nanny trope. We also know I love angst. So here we have one of those time bomb relationships where we know it's gonna end, not once, but twice. Excellent angst/tention building. Then we also have super fucking sexy delicious smut, Joel being a fucking adorable father, reader being like actually awesome... and I lowkey think readers mom is on it but that's just me. OH and "Mariposa" are you KIDDING ME?! perfect.
Run to You - a Marcus Pike series by @foli-vora
Talk about angst... and it's fucking PERFECT. The little flashback scenes and then the sharp cut to such a painful present situation UGH. The world building is excellent. The characterization is so fucking good bc of COURSE Marcus would fall in love on an op of fucking course he would. Marcus "Marry Me" Pike over here. Fucking idiot. I love him. I can't wait to see how this story progresses. It is so. fucking. good.
Pretend Alleyways - a Dieter/Marcus Moreno series by @radiowallet
Would I ever have thought about pairing up Marcus Moreno and Dieter Bravo? No. Am I eternally grateful someone put my two softboys together? YES. They are so perfect together. So sweet and precious. They need each other fr. This made me all warm and fuzzy inside and also horny obviously.
Like Water in Your Hands - a Joel one shot by @beskarandblasters (Part of the Punisher anthology)
I. Love. This. So. Fucking. Much. Top tier. The smut? The plot? The characterization? Queen shit.
Don't Be Scared - a Din one shot by @beskarandblasters
Din being scared/nervous omg. So cute and sexy. I love him so much UGH. Looking forward to the Din revival fr
the lakes - a Joel one shot by @tieronecrush (Part of the folklore anthology)
This is literally one of my greatest non-smutty fantasies with Joel. Just telling him how much he means to me and promising to be there for him and convincing him to let himself be happy and comfortable. I wanna hug that man so bad AGH. This was beautiful Sam <3
Summer Lovin' - a Joel one shot by @atinylittlepain
I don't know why I've been reading so much asshole!Joel lately.... but I'm loving it. I love all the little details in this. I was genuinely pissed the fuck off at Joel. I have more sympathy for the ice cream than that fucking idiot. Sarah, his ex, and reader all deserve so much better than that dipshit UGH
Unusual Situation - a Din/Ezra one shot by @absurdthirst
Not only am I back on my Din/Reader/Ezra bullshit AND my M/M/F bullshit in general, but this is the fic that caused it. These two space idiots were meant to be together, I am 100% certain. The way Ezra manages to gently reassure Din that reader wants him while they're both balls deep in various holes....??? How do you do it. How do you make something tender and sweet while also being complete and utter filth. I am fascinated.
Of Gorgons and Gardens - a Din/Ezra series by @concussed-to-pieces
Following the absurdthirst story, I found this one.... and boy howdy. I am a SLUT for sex pollen fics, so obviously that was excellent. I also love how it was like "oh the plant makes men want to fuck women" but hinted that neither of them would be particularly upset about fucking each other either. Mando was like... i don't give a fuck, dude. And then it went from absurdly smutty (but also kinda sweet) in part one, to just like tender and sweet in part two. Like yeah yeah horrible harrowing near death experience yada yada... the STUBBLE SCENE??? The PAIN KINK?? the TOUCHING?? I just about died. And then in part three we get my top all time kink PLUS Din and Ezra and Reader just being so sweet it hurts a little. I am feral for these boys UGH. AND AND the nickname being bird in mando'a was so clever??
Late July - a Jack (Whiskey) series by @concussed-to-pieces
So I read the Din/Ezra thing and obviously had to peruse the masterlist. I love my dear appalachian cowboy. I really really liked the whole premise of this story and the follow ups. The smut is fucking masterful but also like hello, plot??? Truly incredible. I really liked seeing frat-boy Jack and also seeing him work through his trauma and shit. But also Jack tied to a chair need I say more?
Defanged - a Din one shot by @concussed-to-pieces
Alright so this one is the same sex pollen from OGaG but it doesn't hurt which is super dope. Hey Alexa play "In Love with a Stripper" but it's Din in love with a sex worker just bc he put his dick in her. I fuckin love this.
hunt and peck - a Javi P one shot by @toxicanonymity
You really said lets take this slut and make him even hornier and I LOVE IT.
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soft!dom joel - a Joel a series by @joelscruff
Letterman Jacket - a Javi P series by @fuckyeahdindjarin
I want you to stay - a Dieter one shot by @ezrasbirdie
Below the Line - a Dieter series by @prolix-yuy
Midnight Rider a Jack (Whiskey) one shot by jazzelsaur (ao3)
Rare - a Joel a one shot by @swiftispunk
One Hundred and Fifty Seven - a Din one shot by @theidiotwhowritesthings
Heatwaves - a Javi P two shot by @mishasminion360
In the Dark - an Ezra series by @frannyzooey (favorite ez ever maybe)
Lover of mine - a Dieter one shot by @psychedelic-ink
Morning - a Dieter series by @write-and-buried
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In the next one - based on Lucy Dacus' (boygenius) song We're in Love and a standalone addition to my loose fit Dieter series A Ghost of You - focuses on Dieter's belief that he's been with you in every single past life and lost you in each of them + him coming to terms with his belief that he'll lose you in this one too.
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