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Listening to Nirvana hits different at 8:10 at night
#nirvana#nevermind#kurt cobain#krist novoselic#dave grohl#1990s rock#something in the way#Nirvana is a whole ass vibe#rock n roll#alternative#alternative rock
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BoB Themes songs/Songs they would jam out to!
Winters:
Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac, the live at warner brothers edition. Absolutely loves Fleetwood Mac, would drag Nix along to see them in concert, he just adores Stevie Nicks. I could see him just singing this so loud in the car, putting his whole soul into it.
Nixon:
Shots by LMFAO and Lil John, it just depicts his life, gets him hyped to do shots, also an excuse to do shots, "The song is telling me to do it!" Will put it on every time they pregame so that he can drink and dance.
Lipton:
Kiss from a Rose by Seal. I can imagine Lipton singing this, he loves this song so much. He is so serious as well when he sings it, he means every word, might have secretly choreographed a whole dance to this, but will not tell a soul about it. Speirs might have spied him doing it and just watched with a little grin on his face.
Speirs:
Master of Puppets by Metallica. You cannot tell me this wasn't playing in his head and he sprinted through Foy. Doesn't head bang just appreciates the music. Constantly playing in his head whenever he does cool shit.
Eugene:
Come away with me by Norah Jones. This song is so sweet just like him. I can imagine him just sitting daydreaming about leaving with Babe, like the song says. It helps him unwind after a stressful day, he just sits and listens and daydreams about being in field where the yellow grass grows knee high. It helps him escape the sadness and he just is able to put himself in a nice headspace.
Babe:
No thoughts empty head just Teach me how to Dougie by Cali Swag District playing. He will have this in his brain constantly, and is just doing the dougie in really tiny movements so that no one notices. When he looks spaced out it's because he is in his brain doing the dougie, let him finish his performance before you talk to him, you can tell when the song is over you will see him take imaginary applause.
Welsh:
Love on Top Beyoncè. HE IS A BEYONCE FAN LET ME TELL YOU! Him and Kitty love her! Kitty was her fan first but Welshie definitely fell harder. He sings this to Kitty as he butchers the high notes. He bops around the room, her music just makes him so happy. Kitty and him have been to multiple of her concerts and having a fucking boogie in the pit.
George:
Scatman by Scatman John. My god don't let George play this, you will be kinda scared. He tries his best to scat but really he is just yelling random syllables at you. He will run around the room scatting furiously, he thinks this song is equally hilarious and the best song in the world, he loves it. You will be crying laughing as he performs this for you. Up in your face scatting, like we can all imagine what he looks like doing this right?
Toye:
Burn it to the ground by Nickleback. Just Toye and this song idk scratches an itch in my brain. I can see him just scrunching up his face jamming out. Also this plays in his head when he wears his brass knuckles. This is his fight song. He loves the grungy guitar and yelling vocals. Will sing the song if drunk enough, but will try and fight you at the same time.
Bill:
Come as you are by Nirvana. Idk also same as Toye it just scratches an itch in my brain, more lowkey but this is his chill song. Will listen to this while having a bourbon. Will sing quietly to the song. This plays in his head when he walks anywhere it's his like I'm a bad bitch song. Blast it in the car windows down with a hot chick in the passenger seat, you see him in his fucking sick ass car, shades on and you just want to be him. Why is he so cool? It's the song! But also Bill is just cool.
Liebgott:
Yeah! by Usher ft. Lil John and Ludacris. This is his song that he just pulls bitches with and by bitches I mean Web ahahaha. Just fucking slays the dance he does to this, like is he from step-up? Moose from step up vibes very that! Like ok stop it why are you so hot? He just is so smug and kills it every time. Ugh I can imagine it and he is so hot. Like he is just got chicks grinding all over him and he is the star of the show still. His smirk and dancing. OMG HOT!
Web:
Prada by cassö, RAYE, D-Block Europe. A classic white girly song, loves the part where is says I got strippers tits in my face. Bounces up and down super drunk. Does a motorboat motion at his favourite lyrics, has people he is dancing with has his arms around them just jumping up and down.
Donald:
Low by Flo Rida, T-Pain. This is his jam! Goes absolutely mental when it is played, will stop and dace no matter where he is! Played one time when he was in the supermarket with Skip and Alex. They left him in the aisle having a dance party by himself. They went and got him when the song stopped playing he was a sweaty mess and all of his items he had collected were scattered over the floor. Will pull out his one party trick which is his back bend.
Skip:
Rock this Party by Bob Sinclar. Nothing gets him more hyped that this song. Will move his whole body to this song, if you watch him you're worried he's going to dislocated something. You've never seen someone jump as high as he does to this dance. This song will cheer him up whatever mood he is in. He just can't fight the infectious beat. Don and Alex played it one time for him when he was crying, it ended up with him still crying but dancing like a maniac.
Alex:
Axel F by Crazy Frog. I just see him like crab shuffle dacing around the room, like the you can't touch this dance move. He will run and run to this song if it plays when he's on his morning jog. This song is what got him up Currahee. He sung it in his head the entirety of Tocca to help him get through PT. Bahahaha. Somehow good at the weird vocal lyrics it has.
Buck:
Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes. Buck loves this song, the steady drum the classic bass riff. This is his marching song. He walks everywhere to this song. But he is so fast when he does it cause he keeping pace with the drums, so don't go on walks with him if he brings his headphones you will be left behind. This is his hype song. Plays air instruments the song, will do the air guitar solo and kill it.
Martin:
Don't stand so close to me by The police. Listen he likes the song sure but the title is him to a T. Don't stand close to me is his motto in life. He likes his personal space and he will play this song if he thinks you're getting in his bubble. He will just stare at you while it plays, until you get the message.
Perco:
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas. We know that Perco is a fast runner it's cause this is playing in his head as he runs. Does his amazing B-boy skills to this song. Popping and flips. You just watch him absolutely devour this song. He is a freestyler but omg he just fucking kills it.
Bull:
Fake ID by Big and Rich. Has the whole line dance to memory from the movie footloose, which is one of his fav movies. He is so good at line dancing and he just loves the moves to this song. Is in his happy place doing the dance, just grinning!
This is the playlist if anyone wants it.
Tag list: @sweetxvanixlla, @xxluckystrike, @panzershrike-pretz, since we talked about it!
#band of brothers#band of brothers fanfic#donald malarkey#joe toye#bill guarnere#dick winters#george luz#eugene roe#babe hefferon#welsh#bull randleman#johnny martin#skip muck#alex penkala#joe liebgott#david webster
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other than hole, who's your favourite artist? <3
The reason I started listening to hole is due to nirvana so their music is very dear to me(srsly I could write a whole ass essay Abt them and Kurt is very relatable to me in some aspects).
Other than that tv girl is kind of special to me bc I think they capture a tired sleepy almost hypnotic vibe that I don't think any other artist has ever nailed like them
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Hmmm…now that you mention the corruption thing with Fyodor…what if y/n wanted to peg Fyodor specifically because he bribed/corrupted them into trying anal with him some time before? And didn’t want it at first but Fyodor somehow convinced them to enjoy it (kinda against their will). He’s good at manipulating, but I’d love to know how he managed to get y/n to try that with him especially when they were opposed to it at first…
Yeah, I imagine that's probably how the whole thing came about. Even if you've got a cunt, Fyodor isn't going to let you walk around with your ass untouched. He'd make you like it, like with everything else. Either tying you down to force you or edge you until you let him willingly in exchange for being allowed to cum. From then on he'd always keep you plugged, or put a vibe in your ass but leave your pussy empty, or fuck your ass. He loves the humiliation on your face, how you beg him to fuck cunt instead, how despite all your protests playing with your ass gets you wet.
And then one day you reach nirvana and realise that wait....you can do the same thing....
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best cdramas I’ve watched since the last one of these posts in 2022 (and some I’m still looking forward to seeing)
Heroes (watch on WeTV VIP | watch on bilibili) Adapted from the novel "Shuo Ying Xiong Shei Shi Ying Xiong" (说英雄谁是英雄) by Wen Rui An (温瑞安) starring Zeng ShunXi, Yang ChaoYue, Liu YuNing, Baron Chen and Meng ZiYi. I would’ve watched this thing for the cast only. Everyone is queer vibes. Not a flashy drama, but will emotionally shred you. The character development is totally worth it. Throughly entertaining, even when it punched you in the gut. 8/10
The Wind Blows From LongXi (watch on iQIYI VIP | watch on Viki) Adapted from novel "The Wind Rises in Longxi" (风起陇西) by Ma Bo Yong (马伯庸) starring Chen Kun and Bai Yu. I’ve been waiting for this drama for two years and it was worth every second of the wait. The cinematography in this thing is bonkers. The use of light and shadows, the muted colors, the indoor shots opening up into well-lit courtyards, the gritty sound mixing, the whole thing just blew my ass away. Chen Kun and Bai Yu are masters of their art. Fckn masterpiece. 11/10
Who Rules The World (watch on WeTV VIP | watch on Netflix) Adapted from the novel "Qie Shi Tian Xia" (且试天下) by Qing Ling Yue (倾泠月) starring Yang Yang, Zhao LuSi, and Xuan Lu. One of the rare romance dramas that really appealed to me. A well-balanced mix of court intrigue and martial world heroics. Unlimited blorbo potential. It’s hard to outshine Yang Yang (who gives major Mei Changsu vibes through like the first third of the drama) but Zhao LuSi and Xuan Lu together? Magnificent. Breathtaking. Brilliant. 8/10
The Legend of Hao Lan (watch on iQIYI VIP | watch on Viki | watch on tubi) starring Wu Jinyan and Nie Yuan. So this was like, The Story of Yanxi Palace cast, remixed. Was it great? Not really. Did I watch every episode? Yeah. I honestly think that Wu Jinyan could just make faces for 50+ sixty minute episodes, and I’d still watch every minute of it. Still, a fascinating take on the Warring States Period, and actually based on a woman who helped her son become the King of Qin, then ultimately the First Emperor of China. I think 99% of the budget went to costumes, and tbh, it was totally worth every penny. 7/10
(yeah, after all this, I rewatched Nirvana In Fire again)
The Silent Criminal (watch on Apple TV | watch on Bilibili | watch on iQIYI VIP | watch on Viki) starring Li Jiaming and Wen Sheng. So incredibly gay. Hilarious, yes, but predominantly gay. Murder, intrigue, suspense, pining; this little drama literally has everything. Did it impact my life and leave a long-lasting impression? Not really. But I was most throughly entertained. 7/10
My Heroic Husband (watch on Amazon Prime | watch on iQIYI VIP | watch on Viki) Adapted from the novel "Zhui Xu" (赘婿) by Fen Nu de Xiang Jiao (愤怒的香蕉). Starring Song Yi and Guo Qilin. Actually, the majority of Joy of Life cast is in this drama, including a cameo by Zhang Ruoyun in the very beginning. Cast aside tho, I fckn love this drama to pieces. Song Yi and Guo Qilin have amazing chemistry, and they’re so goddamn adorable together I can’t even stand it. The plot is far from complex but immensely satisfying. Excellent drama on a mediocre budget, one I plan to regularly rewatch. 8/10
Still waiting on:
Immortality - based on danmei novel The Husky and His White Cat Shizun by 肉包不吃肉 starring Chen Feiyu and Luo Yunxi (you can think I’m a clown but you’d be wrong bc I’m a wholeass circus)
Winner Is King - based on the danmei novel Sha Po Lang by Priest starring Tan Jianci and Chen Zheyuan
Step By Step Lotus - based on historical novel Return to Ming Dynasty as Prince by 月关 starring Zhang Binbin and Luo Yunxi
Eternal Faith - based on danmei novel Heaven Official’s Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu starring Zhai Xiaowen and Zhang Linghe
Joy Of Life Season 2 - based on wuxia novel of the same name by 猫腻 starring Zhang Ruoyun and Li Qin
A League of Nobleman - based on danmei novel The Society of Four Leaves by Da Feng Gua Guo starring Song Weilong and Jing Boran
Flying Phoenix - based on danmei novel of the same name by 風弄 starring Dai Jingyao and Shu Yaxin
The Story of the Bat - based on danmei novel Bat by Feng Nong starring Mao Zijun and Zhang Yao
The Longest Promise - based on xianxia novel Zhu Yan by 沧月 starring Xiao Zhan, Ren Min, and Zhang Yunlong
Song of The Moon - based on wuxia novel 奔月 by 蜀客 starring Zhang Binbin and Xu Lu
Story of Kunning Palace - based on the the web novel 坤宁 by Shi Jing starring Bai Lu and Zhang Linghe
Under the Microscope - based on the novel 显微镜下的大明 by 马伯庸 starring Zhang Ruoyun and Qi Wei
Till the End of the Moon - based on the web novel 黑月光拿稳BE剧本 by Teng Luo Wei Zhi starring Luo Yunxi and Bai Lu
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(some) creepypasta/marble hornets music hcs :)
these are mostly from my own playlist they aren't accurate at all this is just 4 funsies lololol
also i highly doubt anyone will even see this post but if u do drop a song rec plz im struggling finding new music </3
tim (specifically him cs masky is too busy going apeshit 4 music)
old man music but like cool old man music (this is just what my father listens to LOL)
thinks he's got peak taste and snickers at everybody else's song choices
breathe - pink floyd
pet sematary - ramones
the chain - fleetwood mac
aerials - soad
lover, you should've come over - jeff buckley
hoodie
i pulled this out of my ass tbh but imagine 80s fan brian
kinda likes lil peep but would never tell a soul cs he thinks he's too old for it
doesn't rly share his music with anyone bcs he's afraid they're not gonna clown him for it
she's in parties - bauhaus
the brightside - lil peep
the ghost in you - psychedelic furs
messages - a flock of seagulls
hotel california - the eagles (cz y not)
jane
i never rly obsessed over her so this is js based on the vibes i get from the art i've seen of her (so pretty bruh)
echolalia - faetooth
nine while nine - sisters of mercy
closet - fleshwater
engine no. 9 - deftones
frigid and spellbound - spectral wound
nina
no way totally unexpected music
i think eventually she grew out of screamo and scene but never rly let emo go entirely
acid - ghost town
get away with murder - jeffree star (yikes)
what you need - bmth
freaxx - brokencyde (she's been in love with this album since it came out)
vampires will never hurt you - mcr
jeff
i like think that after what he did to his family he just kinda checked out from earth and stopped keeping up with most pop culture, so he's still listening to the same music he did back then.
peak edgy middle schooler vibes
never tires of his playlist
every now and again he comes across something new and gets obsessed with it immediately and probably forever
yen - slipknot
makedamnsure - taking back sunday
don't go - bmth
tourniquet - marilyn manson
crewcabanger - chelsea grin
toby
I-C-P FOREVER WITH THE JUGGALOSSSSSS
still enjoys twiztid even after the beef but secretly because it makes him feel like a poser
also likes jeff buckley but feels kinda cringe for it
the stalker - icp
house of mirrors - icp
my 1st time - dark lotus
2nd hand smoke - twiztid
grace - jeff buckley
liu
same reasoning as jane i know like nothing about this dude and even less about sully so i'm not even gonna attempt .
i fw his vibe tho
eye - smashing pumpkins
the man who sold the world - nirvana
heaven - talking heads
the sickness - imminence (he's gotta be a lil emo come on)
siamese twins - the cure
eyeless jack
this one is kinda hard tbh but considering his hypersensitivity to sound, i feel like he wouldn't enjoy anything too noisy
likes songs with a lot of bass because he can feel the bass reverberating through his body when he wears headphones
soft/airy vocals!!!! he hates screaming
doesn't rly stick with a specific genre just whatever makes his ears tingle lol
a forest - the cure
dark stone - holy fawn
hide and seek #1 - plastic tree
the thing - pixies
collabo - june freedom
BEN
bitch spends so much time on the internet he discovers new music every day
listens to everything but tries to flex the really obscure shit he finds in the depths of youtube (he wants to be cool but it's kind of pathetic.)
his playlist is MASSIVE and a mess, he usually has to skip through half of it before finding something he actually likes
i don't know why but he'd be into haunted mound
plays the majora's mask soundtrack when he can't think of anything to listen to
husqrider - turnabout
fentanylism - opiated devilsperm
starting over - lsd and the search for god
gou zin zan goku - deviloof
ugliest - $uicideboy$
laughing jack
he's old af and probably doesn't get modern music tbh
classical music it is
and opera
i'm not gonna make a whole playlist but he really loves erlkönig because of the story lol
#creepypasta#marble hornets#creepypasta headcanons#marble hornets headcanons#tim wright headcanons#eyeless jack headcanons#ticci toby headcanons#jeff the killer headcanons#nina the killer headcanons#jane the killer headcanons#ben drowned headcanons#laughing jack headcanons#hoodie headcanons#homicidal liu headcanons#i've fallen back into fandom activities oh no
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seriously guys: why do I feel like there are absolutely zero mikey oriented stories?? it’s always “leo this” and “donnie that” and don’t get me wrong, they’re cool asf come ON—
like no hate to anyone, but when I’m searching for fics to read, i see no mikey stuff?? There’s a crazy amount of potential with him for a story and NOBODY is seeing it?? HUH??? like casey literally said he was the greatest mystic warrior that EVER LIVED and yo ass out here telling me that’s not the best prompt you’ve ever heard? Leo said he was a, and i QUOTE “badass mystic warrior”, like, he said that to nobody else. maybe I’m reaching on that one but hear me OUT—
Leo didn’t even USE his powers for the entirety of the beginning of the Rise movie, and there were plenty of times where leo could slice open a portal but nooooooo, he didn’t. So why is nobody asking??? Hm??? HM???? Just me?? Just me picking up on le vibes?? Le questiones??? NOBODY ELSE thinks there might be a reason why, idk, Mikey could use his powers but Leo couldn’t???HELLO??? Knock knock??? Mikey literally opened a whole ass portal (repeat: PORTAL, smth that’s supposed to be LEO’S thing) through time and space and you don’t think he could rival some godly power or, better yet, be a target of some higher power?? We’re just going to ignore the fact that he could very well be on his way to nirvana?? No?? NO?? Y’all just gonna close your ears and go “NUH UH??” is that how it’s gon be??? HM??? IS IT??? OK, OK! I SEE HOW IT IS! F*cking FIGHT me in the comments you—*aggressively pulls hair your hair bc girl fight idk ive never been in one*
in short
we should all write more mikey stuff bc he’s cool and actually has hair
#pls don’t come for me#it’s just an opinion#and opinions can’t hurt you#:3#rottmnt#rottmnt fic#rant post#personal rant#blah blah ramblings#my fingers are dying#rottmnt mikey
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SPOTIFY WRAPPED 2K23! | multi.
↳ toji fushiguro, satoru gojo, suguru geto, kento nanami, choso kamo, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki, maki zen'in, toge inumaki, yuta okkotsu, yuki tsukumo, Mai Zen'in.
JJK characters and their top artist/top song!
a/n; idk if anyone has done this before or not, but this idea came to me in the form of a shower thought. I tried to be as accurate as possible, but it can also be a little ooc! enjoy <3
Satoru Gojo's top artist was Taylor Swift but he tells people it's playboi carti. His top song was Style by Taylor Swift, and once again, he lies and tells people it's Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home) by Usher, which is somewhat true, because it's his second top song. He loves to sing it on top of his lungs whenever he sees his students, and Yuji and Yuta are the only ones who appreciate his musical genius.
Suguru Geto's top artist was The Weeknd, because every Taylor Swift Bestie (see above) needs his Weeknd best friend (secret lover😱). Plus he's shamelessly in the top 0.8% listeners worldwide. His top song was House Of Balloons/Glass Table Girls. His second top artist was Mitski, because even he can't count how many times he had listened to My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski, and no matter how many times he listens to it, he's on the verge of crying every. single. time. I'm sure you know why.
Kento Nanami's top artist was Hozier, although he rarely listens to music, especially on spotify, but whenever he does, he's playing From Eden by Hozier, which in turn, becomes his top streamed song. Satoru is shocked by how the overall minutes Kento has listened to music is not even 1/4th of how much the former has listened.
Toji Fushiguro's iPhone 4 does not have enough space to download Spotify and he's too broke to get a new phone. He peacefully listens to music on his radio that is older than WWII. However, if he did have Spotify, his top artist would probably be AC/DC because he's a man of culture (it's the only artist his old ass radio plays)
Choso Kamo's entire playlist is based on what Yuji/Yuki listen, but if he were to say personally, he absoluetly loves Frank Ocean, and has listened to Pyramids by Frank Ocean (yes, the 9 minute song) for over 1450 minutes, that's approximetly 2 whole days. Nonstop. However his top song Novacane, and you do NOT want to know for how long he's been listening to it on repeat.
Megumi Fushiguro is a canon Weezer stan but I personally like to think he drabbles a little bit into Nirvana/Radiohead as well. His top artist was Weezer (what a shock) and that's been the same for like 5 continious years now. We get it Megumi. His top song however, was Something In The Way by Nirvana. (he thinks he's batman or whatever)
Yuji Itadori unironically listens to Drake, and you can bet Sukuna is a nanosecond away from bashing his head against a wall. As per Yuji, Drake's songs pump him with adrenaline, and his top song is One Dance by Drake, and he's not ashamed to tell it to people. Go Yuji!
Nobara Kugisaki is a devoted Doja Cat listener, because according to her, Doja's songs make her feel prettier than she already is. Infuriatingly (as per megumi) plays Juicy everytime she's getting ready, and the volume is enough for everyone in a 10 meter range to hear. Suprisingly, her top song was IT GIRL by Aliyah's Interlude, because she is, in fact, the it girl.
Maki Zen'in refuses to tell anyone who her top artist is, and well, everybody is too scared to push her to reveal who it is. Nobara concludes it's probably Tame Impala or TV Girl. She's right, they're both in her top 5 artists, but on the top? It's TV girl. It's melachonic, and she loves the vibe. She's often laying on her bed, earphones plugged in and listening to Blue Hair by TV girl. Her top song was Eventually by Tame Impala, and you can't really blame her.
Toge Inumaki's music taste is well, questionable. He listens to Kanye West, 21 Savage and Odetari. Weird combination, but hey, it's his choice. And he's a menace, which explains his music taste. He probably blasts Odetari while fighting curses, background music, if you will. His top artist was 21 Savage, and his top song was Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 by Kanye West, and it's explainable. That song slaps (don't cancel me pls☝️😊)
Yuta Okkotsu listens to depressing music because he's a self proclaimed emo. And when I say depressing music, I mean Mitski and Phoebe Bridgers. His top artist? Mitski. Last year it was Phoebe Bridgers, it's a battle between the two, who makes it to the top of his wrapped honestly. His top song would've been something depressing like I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers, but it wasn't. It was ONLY by LeeHi, thanks to Maki (he says the song is what he'd dedicate to Maki.) He also listens to Olivia Rodrigo with Rika, and she'd like to dedicate the Sour album to Maki and Yuta <3
Yuki Tsukumo's top artist was Childish Gambino. She started listening to him because she found Donald Glover hot (who wouldn't) but damn did his songs accend her to another plane. Sad? Listen to Childish Gambino. Happy? Listen to Childish Gambino. Horny? Listen to Childish Gambino. That's her mantra. Choso doesn't understand any of his songs whenever Yuki's singing them, and always finds their literal meanings. Poor guy. Her top song was Les, and she's yelling the song on top of her lungs everytime Choso is around her.
Mai Zen'in is a Lana Del Rey girl to her core, and it shows. Everything about her is so Lana Del Rey, from her sense of styling and to her personality. She's the type of girl to make up scenarios in her head while listening to Lana, zoning out to the point Momo has to shake her to get her back to reality. Her top song was Pretty When You cry by Lana Del Rey, because she is infact, pretty when she cries.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen season 2#gojo saturo#geto suguru#toji fushiguro#nanami kento#choso kamo#yuki tsukumo#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#inumaki toge#toge inumaki#yuta okkotsu#mai zenin#toji zenin#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#sukuna jjk#gojo satoru x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you
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Inside Job music + dance hc
Ok so I was thinking about this earlier so now you guys have to deal
Reagan
I literally can only see her listening to the radio
Like flipping through stations everyday to fit her mood
She likes 2000s pop/punk though and has a youtube playlist of her favorite songs
What I'm trying to say is she's basic but will jam to MCR if given the chance
She does like the white woman shimmy but other than that cannot and does not dance lmao
Brett
80s rock like this is just canon
AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Journey, Guns N' Roses, Dave Matthews Band lmao
The whole nine yards
But just like imagine walking past the most unthreatening person in the office and hearing "welcome to the jungle" blasting out of his headphones
Since he was a goth/jock in high school he will also listen to shit like MCR with Reagan
90'S COUNTRY
LISTEN JUST HEAR ME OUT!!!!!!
Ok 1. Since he was born in the 90s I feel like thats what he would have been hearing on the radio and 2. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME BRETT HAND WOULD NOT LISTEN TO GARTH BROOKS
His playlists are a fucking mess
We all saw the clip, he heard dance like no ones watching and took it heart
Like don't even try to insult him cus I'd like to see you do better with that much confidence
Anyway thats enough of Brett
Glenn
Glenn listens to SiriusXM ASHDLSKDHALDJDSL
Specifically Willie's Roadhouse
Like Johnny Cash vibes fr
He has an Amazon Music playlist that's just the American anthem on loop for 10 hours
He is secretly really into like dad rock/metal
So like Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Nirvana
When he got divorced he blasted ABBA and Fleetwood bc they reminded him of his ex
He can square-dance nothing else
Andre
He has a playlist for literally any occasion
Disco/dance?- Camel by Camel (he would listen to it unironically), Funkytown, Earth Wind + Fire, Play That Funky Music
Girlboss(aka gigi)- Doja, cupcakKe, Lizzo, Nicki, Full Tac, Shakira, Lily Allen, Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Yung Gravy
Sad- Mitski, Cody Fry, Hallelujah(shrek ver.), The Moldy Peaches
Random(aka myc lmao)- Soul Bossa Nova, icp, Oingo Boingo, the entire mlp discography, A Cruel Angel's Thesis, Dan Bull, The Living Tombstone
You get the gist they're all over the place, but he also has a curated playlist for everyone in the gang so give him the aux fr
I like to think he took ballroom lessons when he was younger so if ever needed he could do about any well known style
Other than that he dances about as well as you'd expect from someone who is constantly high
Gigi
I basically already said the gist of it in Andre's
She is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
What people dont know is that she is a total theater nerd
She has the entire 3 hours of Hamilton memorized and can recite it verbatim
In the heights? Yup. Rocky Horror? You bet your ass. Grease? Regrettably lmao
Her comfort movie is Dirty Dancing
She probably had an aneurysm when Mamma Mia came out
She photoshops her Spotify Wrapped every year, because having The Phantom Of The Opera in her top 5 isnt exactly on brand
Speaking of she can hit christines high notes lmao
The only person here that can actually dance
She eats and leaves no crumbs
Myc 💀
You know male manipulator music
Yeah that
Askaldhalksdfgds
MSI, ICP, Hollywood Undead, Filthy Frank
And like no one can tell if its ironic or not and theyre frankly too scared to ask
He also listens to like 80s era er0tic club music
So like Love Shack- The B-52s, Super Freak- Rick James, Girls on Film- Duran Duran, Carless Whisper- George Michael
I want you to look me in the eyes and explain to me how Myc would dance....
Thats right he can't............ not as a mushroom that is
As a human he'd tear that shit up are you kidding me
They would be one of those people that can dance when there's not music
Alpha-Beta
I'm only adding AB because ❤him❤
He would and could listen to hours of static he doesnt need to listen to music
But that doesnt mean if you took a radio down to him he'd be mad
(Ps he really like the friends theme song and if you told him there was an extended vers hed have a conniption)
Cannot dance because he has one arm and no legs, but even if he had legs he doubts he'd ever dance
Thats a lie this domestic bitchboy would 100% dance with a partner hes just an asshole
OMG this was my first time writing something like this, I hope y'all like it :)
#how to tag this#reagan ridley#brett hand#andre lee#dr andre#glenn inside job#gigi thompson#magic myc#robotus alpha beta#robotus#reagan ridley x reader#brett hand x reader#andre lee x reader#dr andre x reader#glenn x reader#gigi x reader#robotus x reader#myc x reader
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if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation
Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh
this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.
Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries
i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho
speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible
tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist.
Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏
how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???
'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right??
about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.
you are the only funny person on this hellsite
how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.
Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)
check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)
dick grayson but he's nicki minaj
his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless......
Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol
you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.
Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery
ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.
i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD
THANK YOU
bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.
people tend to do it in the bathtub.
WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns
i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think
lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.
if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk
i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.
saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3
literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.
I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.
fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)
It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece
OH my god dude lmao
there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more
it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :(((( )
i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)
shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.
Wait, hear me out
Bernothy @redlightofdawn
great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname
Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?
Wait no, I regret sending that ask
these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.
crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-
WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY
Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol
she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.
Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god
lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.
Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like
send to me or lose a toe
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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.
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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.
Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow
fanksss also lmao.
That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but
There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?
oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.
"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure
yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.
I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!
haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.
Doot doot!
noot noot
I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me
lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.
sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"
lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing
(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”
yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.
so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side
i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’
ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.
wow. the IMPACT.
Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝
this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.
Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.
May I ask where your username originates from?
yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.
yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim
no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho)
How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited
fenomenal next question.
Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that
(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)
i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts
You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel
you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.
Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main
he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.
Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.
lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy
stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
oh yes it is my darling.
did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily
no he did it bc fuck the french.
im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist
okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.
your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue
i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.
suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩
sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.
Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit
yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW
Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics
clark reads smut confirmeeed
NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector
that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.
One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy
literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.
superfam and batfam associations??
-batman and superman
-dick/barabara and supergirl?
-conner and tim
-jon and damian
pls enlighten me I am confused
nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl
I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)
sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.
good human what are your pronouns?
wouldn’t you like to know?
I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes
everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont
don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily
dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants
Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.
damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo
Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨
stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!
All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet
batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.
I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this
vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.
seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go
emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet
People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.
dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME
dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet
all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise
bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves
thoughts on teen titans and young justice
haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!
ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them
log off tumblr?
Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc
huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.
I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something
fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.
lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh
unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right
why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf
idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)
There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.
all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you
is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa
no. find her as owa owa as you want.
aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:
1. tim
2. Steph
3. dick
4. Duke
5. the rest
you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED
oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs
i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.
dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.
super random but
jason 🤝 damian
old english
lmao fair enough.
tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.
yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.
I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.
i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.
so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?
no. dunkin donuts all the way
One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker
now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.
crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown
SO CRAZY HUH?
batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink
absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.
unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator
dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.
When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution
bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.
#literally if you got through this i just respect you#this is mainly just for the people who sent me an ask in the past few mask#i hope your ask is in here :)#sorry for everybody else#ask#bataranswers#this took me 4 hours to do so i hope youre happy#also sidenote#does anybody know the latin translation for 'to become'#bc i just used future of 'esse' but it could be a different verb#who cares tho latin is a dead language#big congratulations to everyone who translates my sentence#here's a bonus sentence: tuam matrem futueram
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Thoughts on the documentary Montage of heck? I'm not really familiar with Kurt Cobain -neither as a person nor as a musician- but I'm really interested in learning about his life. Is it a good start?
I personally don't think it is. Montage Of Heck really tries to give the viewer a glimpse into the ~twisted mind~ of Kurt Cobain through home video footage and diary entries and heavy editing, and while I get what they were trying to go for, I found the whole experience to be incredibly uncomfortable and feeling like an invasion of a stranger's privacy. I have a very weird relationship with Kurt Cobain as a public figure because he just seems like somebody who doesn't want people to think too much about his private life so I can't help but feel like every thought I have about him is automatically an invasion of his privacy, and that obviously feeds into my dislike of the documentary, but even apart from that: There is info in the doc that isn't true (the whole tidbit about his teen years has been debunked by friends), there is not a lot of info about his music/the recording process, they use his diary entries (there is a whole back and forth about whether or not he wanted them published but we can't ever know for sure so it is uncomfortable to me) and I feel like in the director's quest to discover who Kurt Cobain was, they discard some parts of his personality that weren't as gritty. Of course I didn't know him personally so maybe the documentary is truthful and my image of him is skewed, but Kurt seemed like a very funny and nice guy, the band had great chemistry in interviews, and there is not a lot of that shown in the documentary. If you are very much interested in the ~dark side of Kurt Cobain~, then I guess Montage Of Heck would be a good starting point, but I'd honestly just recommend watching interviews with the band and listening to their music. It gives you a feeling of how Kurt presented himself in public that isn't obscured by a filter of some director's vision or end goal (because let's be honest: the crazy-ass editing makes all of Kurt's grotesque drawings much more edgy and craaazy when for all we know the dude was just vibing with the aesthetic), and old Nirvana interviews are just a blast in general. Like... Whenever I'm feeling down I put on a "Nirvana Funny Moments" compilation on YouTube and I feel much better afterwards. There is a lot of rough shit in the band's history and Kurt's life, but I like to remember them for the good and fun parts, because I personally value those the most and feel like they get overlooked in favor of painting a picture of "the troubled artist".
#sorry this got so long. many thoughts head full.#i must admit i thought it was kinda funny that i got this ask because i trash talk montage of heck at least once a month#ask#anonymous
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Hi I hope you’re doing well, can I request an angst fic where it’s readers first time with Adam Sackler and he moans Hanna’s name, oop sad ending pls
A/N: hey honey, I hope you are doing fine. I’m sorry it took me this long to write this, I was trying to keep up with my writing schedule when life got in the way.
Despite that, I truly hope that you enjoy this!
Warnings: smut, angst with no happy ending.
You met Adam at work, you were the stylist for a play in which he was acting on and, at first, the relationship between you two was strictly professional. You would only see while fitting tests and whenever he needed help with his costume.
And of course you thought that he was gorgeous, you wouldn’t be you if you didn’t think so, but he had never caught your attention sexually because you believed he was too much for you, too far from your league. And so you were content with watching from far.
Things started to change when he noticed you for real. Adam started to look for you for minimal things that clearly didn’t really need your attention and flirt shamelessly with you as you performed the job he asked you to do.
As he flirted, you mostly stayed silent blushing and smiling, your brain lighting up with fireworks as you did your best not to lose focus on what he asked you to do, but it got harder every time.
As the man got bolder, he would literally take his clothes off telling you that they needed repair as he stood in full glory with just underwear, watching you with his sinful eyes.
One day, while you were sewing one of his costumes, you felt his warm hand embracing your chin as he got closer, his hot breath hitting your face.
Slowly, you turned your face to him which immediately caused your lips to touch each his, very lightly, but it was still enough to set a wildfire in your interior. .
It didn’t take him long to make the kiss deeper, attaching his lips to yours and exploring your mouth with his tongue, gently dominating you and your every sensation as you felt his hands pressing to your waist, helping you to create enough courage to touch him, making sure that it wasn’t a dream.
As your hand touched his soft dark hair which barely covered his ears, you gasped, the realization that it was actually happening, hitting you finally. Your reaction caused him to smirk into you and you melted into his kiss.
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After a couple of weeks of stolen kisses here and there, Adam finally asked you out on a proper date in an italiana cantina that he swore to be the best in New York city.
With the passage of time, the more you got to know each other and you got to see that he was more than muscles and naughty humor, the man was kind of weird, but he was also genuine and a good listener who had lived through a lot of bad things.
However, you were still insecure to date him. A part of the reason why was because you never really felt like you were enough, the other one was Adam’s ex Hannah. You had never met her or heard of the woman despite what he had said, but he talked too much about her and as he did, you could see that he wasn’t entirely over their relationship and his feelings for her. After all, it was all too intense.
The problem was that even though your brain knew that you might have been walking into the perfect trap which would result in a broken heart, your stupid heart kept falling for him and your needy body kept on desiring the man to touch you.
And so you decided that you would wait until you were sure to give yourself to him, you would fight your physical needs and listen to the voice of reason once in your life.
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You were at his place, lying against his chest while you and him read silently, just enjoying each other’s company when you realized you were ready. The domestic vibe the moment gave you and the comfort Adam had been giving you everyday made it clear to you that you could trust him.
So gathering your courage, you opened your mouth and released the words before they got stuck forever. “I’m ready, Adam”
“What, kid?” he asked, taking his head off of his book and looking directly into your eyes.
“I said that I’m ready” you repeated smiling from how cute he was.
“For wha-. Oh” his eyes got darker as a sexy smirk cracked on his perfect face. “Are you sure?” he asked, always concerned with you.
You nodded as a reply, anticipation already clouding your head as lust started to pump into your veins.
Placing his book and yours in the nightstand, Adam switched positions, holding his body on top of yours with his hands as he lowered his head, connecting your lips together.
As you enjoyed his kisses, you got bolder, letting your hands travel through his body, feeling his muscles on his back and defined chest, gently caressing his nipples with your fingers and even playfully squeezing his ass.
“Who would have thought you would be such a slut” he said, taking his lips off of yours and letting them explore your neck, switching the support from his hands to his knees since he started to ease off your clothes.
As he marked your neck purple, Adam took your old sleeping shorts off, letting them fall on the ground before taking his hands higher up, to the bottom of your gigantic nirvana shirt you also slept on.
While he took off your shirt and appreciated your body, you felt your insecurities melt away, the way his eyes lingered upon your skin showing all the hunger, passion and devotion the man had for you and making you feel like the most beautiful woman on the planet.
“Such a pretty whore, I bet you are just as pretty down here” the naughty words echoed in your ears, going straight to your already drenched cunt as you watched his hands closing around your panties, ready to take them off as well.
In no time, you were naked, the cold air meeting the wetness on your pussy and sending shivers down your spine as your inner walls clenched around nothing, already begging for him to fill them up and fuck them just like wanted.
“Just like I imagined, the perfect pussy” Adam talked mostly to himself as you felt the tip of his finger tracing your folds, collecting your arousal in it.
You kept your eyes on his hungry ones as he started to play with your cunt, giving it the attention it had been begging for only to be denied by yourself. He started with your clit, lazily rubbing it, making you moan instantly.
“Needy, are we?” he mocked you, not stopping his lazy pace, giving you just the tiniest bit of release, teasing you, making you wish and beg for more.
“Adam, please go faster” you asked and with a low groan he gave you what you wanted.
His finger gained speed as his other hand went up, playing with your nipples, massaging them as well as your tits, before pulling them lightly, the pain mixing with the pleasure he made you feel and driving you mad.
It didn’t take you too long to cum, legs shaking, eyes closing as his name left your mouth again and again.
When you finally came back from it, you found him naked, his huge veiny dick with a red tip already dripping with precum on his hand as he pleased himself.
Your instant reaction was to gasp, the size of him making you scared, but mostly aroused, ready to be completely filled up with it.
“I’m going to ruin your perfect pussy, slut” he said getting closer.
Wrapping your legs against his waist and supporting his weight with one hand, Sackler took the tip of his dick to your sensitive cunt, guiding it up and down, purposely touching your clit every now and then.
As he provoked you and your body, you held his arm and back, eyes glued to his as if you would die if you turned your head the other way.
When he thought it was lubricated enough, he guided it to your whole, slowly easing it into you.
At first, you felt pain, not accustomed to being filled with such a huge cock, but as you felt his finger on your clit, the pain quickly turned into pleasure.
You had never been so full in your life, it seemed like he was occupying all the space inside of you, touching every part of your walls and your cervix without even moving and you thought to yourself that it was definitely something you would never get accustomed too.
He started moving slowly, giving you time to take him comfortably, the sound of his groans and your soft moans filling up the room sounding like the most beautiful poem ever written.
“Your so fucking tight” he said, breathless as his rythym started to increase. His finger never leaving your clit, as the sound of skin against skin got louder just like the sounds coming from both of your mouths.
Adam had a precise and steady rhythm which gave you constant pleasure, the fire in your body growing with every second.
“Shitshit, Hannah” you heard him say and it instantly caused the pleasure to stop.
You could tell that he hadn’t noticed what he said by the look on his face, but you just couldn’t go on. A line had been crossed.
“Stop” you said and he did what you asked, hips stopping with his cock still inside of you. “What did you just say?”.
You were able to see as realization hit him, the confusion once in his features disappearing, being replaced with regret.
He took himself off of you and stared at your face, for the first time since you met him, staying silent.
Without another word you got out of the bed, gathering your clothes on the floor, humiliation filling up the space once occupied by lust as tears stained your face. You were right when you thought you had fallen into a trap.
“y/n, please don’t go, let’s talk about this” he pleaded, hand closing around your wrist.
But it was too late, you would never feel secure with him again, the fear of losing him to his ex would always be on your mind, taking the good times away and replacing them with doubt. So you shook your head and got your wrist free of his hold, quickly putting on your clothes and leaving his room and apartment behind.
#adam driver#adam sackler x y/n#adam sackler x you#adam sackler x reader#adam sackler/you#adam sackler/reader#adam sackler smut#adam sackler angst#angst#rdjloverxxx
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Ky’s 琅琊榜 Nirvana in Fire/Lang Ya Bang liveblog experience
EPISODE 3
OKAY EP 3 THE ONE YOU REALLY NEED TO STICK IT OUT TO
if u havent watched this show *please do*!! And maybe dont read this liveblog lmaoo
i forget entirely how much goes into each ep. but anyways to get this show on the road: this one starts with the child being beaten :( ...
Education in your serf class is bad obviously
I admire the gall of the eunuch to say “Prince Jing cant help you now” when Prince Jing is Right There
poetic justice
this is ALSO
dun dun
the first meeting of the DREAM TEAM
!!
(Jingyan, Mei Changsu and Nihuang)
OOOH BOY THE UNDERCURRENTS
MCS goes straight to comforting the slave boy and i just feel,,, its sincere but there are,,, SO MANY layers of machinations going on here
like its manipulation of Every Person in this scene and i both hate and admire that cold blooded calculation
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE’S MEETING JINGYAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWELVE YEARS ;A;
Just an update: this man is still Dead Inside™. And so distrustful i die too
Quick aside to the terrible princes:
I would also like to note, and its been said before but
Prince Yu is NOT SUBTLE in his aspirations. if i had to say who was the crown prince i might be confused??
and back-
Nihuang and MCS just pulled a mean pincer maneuver on Jingyan and hes being equally pointy back. Stop being mean to my prince :(((
i do wonder if nihuang is clued in, bc if she is, she puts a hell of a lot of trust in mcs. or maybe its all just subconscious, and they’re falling back into their old dynamic
this scene KILLS ME
bc Prince Jing is trying so hard to protect tingsheng but he really has such limited power and he knows it
(i should read the book)
The first time i watched i did not realise HOW YOUNG mu qing is supposed to be. i love a protective younger bro ;;n;;
I also appreciate the flashbacks to relevant information. just so we know whats important to mcs
MENG DA-GE
-just saved that dude’s ass
Fei Liu was ready to wreck him
This didnt need to be so ominous but i appreciate their dedication to the Melodrama™
EVEN THE TALKING WHILE NOT LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
Nothing sus going on here. look they’re even facing different directions
MENG DA-GE LITERALLY SAID MOVE INTO MY HOUSE
bless
He’s worried!!! His mother hen tendencies are coming out!!
No he doesnt. No thoughts, only protecc
like a puppy
I also love the fact that despite all her fancy headdresses and pretty outfits, we never forget Nihuang is a martial general. Its the way she holds herself and moves i think
“This person is a mystery” > cut to sir su napping in a chair
Theres definitely comedy here. quite a lot of it!!! and i adore it
Never fear, Meng da-ge is here to join the “Force Mei Changsu to look after himself” gang
Side note - I kind of take it for granted as the kind of person Meng da-ge is, but i do think its symptomatic of the empire that one guy can just rock up and basically suborn the entire royal guard. like. your majesty. u done fucked.
70,000 is a staggering number of your own people to kill in one go. Like. I can’t actually wrap my head around it.
And all those people would have had families and friends and sure, they’re mostly just common but. most likely a bunch of the prominent families were killed too. im just wondering if there were like. riots? Or everyone just kept their head down and were like “guess it must be treachery” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Consort Yue is so goddamn transparent in her manipulation but also like - there’s layers there
Because I feel like the emperor sees through the first layer (having an interest in who Nihuang marries) but is completely incapable of seeing beyond that
Or he doesnt want to. I mean the man does encourage competition in his court
Anyways we find out that he’s going to choose Sir Su to judge the written part of the challenge
This is great because it means Su-xiansheng is going to COURT :D
why do i keep changing how i refer to him? its whatever fits the vibe baby
Man’s got too many names anyways
gotta keep them in rotation
Oh we just found out Baili Qi might be top of the Langya list. good to know the system isnt infallible
I love everyones reactions like
what
the fuck
SOMEBODY FIX THIS
LMAO
Yujin is here to drop Jingrui’s badass backstory
And why he has the name and surname of a prince
I do wonder what its like, for jingrui. Like sure, hes son of two families... but heir of neither? He’s the oldest child but hes also known his whole life that he wont inherit the title.
idk must be weird
hes incredibly good natured given all that shit
Lin Shu gege just humouring them by listening to a story that hes totally never head before /s
if only they had a dna test
Who’s My Daddy™ ancient fantasy china
ghufdghuisrgu Mu Qing u cant just SAY that
Update: Mu Qing has kidnapped sir Su
OMG
HES ENTERING THE ROYAL COURT
I REPEAT LIN SHU/MEI CHANGSU IS ENTERING THE COURT
i need to just-
the fkn music man
i die
Like i said the first time, i didnt know the full scope of the big deal but i KNEW. that this was it
These were the stakes. All the way up to the emperor
theres gon be some PARALLELS
“You no longer need to refer to yourself as a commoner”
oof
(i would like to say now that i love Liyang
like, A Lot
Second only to Nihuang)
LMAO mcs giving the crown prince a subtle head shake
His POWER
This ep ends on Baili Qi beating the absolute fuck out of Jingrui while Su-xiansheng just peels and eats an orange smirks like the absolute shit he is
like a beyblade
I’m going to stop putting links in these bc i know tumblr doesnt like them, but ill keep up the tagging. I might not get to one ep a day, but every couple of days or so seems doable! i just love dumping my train of thoughts into walls of text :D
TTFN
#ky rambles about nif#nif liveblog#ep3 nif#liveblog#nirvana in fire#nif#im sort of getting a system#but who knows with tumblr#one of these days im gonna lose the entire post#long post
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Kill All Your Friends - Chapter Two
Bucky Barnes AU
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Nothing bad yet, a few swear words ahead though!
Word Count: 3126
Summary: You loved so many things about your boyfriend Steve. One thing is his passion to help people! But what you don’t know is that the person who needs his help would become your pain in the ass. Bucky Barnes is stubborn, selfish and messy! But as Steve is whisked away on a business trip, both of you are stuck living with each other for the weekend.
But, what you both come to find out, is that you have more in common than you think. Bucky wakes something in you, that’s been missing for years…
A/N: I know I uploaded Chapter One only yesterday, but I just didn’t have anything to do today so I wrote this! I’m so happy so many of you liked the first chapter and as a little treat for all the love I thought it would be nice to give you chapter two today! I have to say that Kill All Your Friends by MCR basically helped me plan and write this series hahah so go listen to that song if you want to feel the same vibes as I did!
Have Fun!
Tags: (you by all means don’t have to read this! I would love to get your blessing that’s all hahah)
@suz-123 @sgtjbuccky @buckisthatyou @softhairbarnes @justreadingfics @captain-rogers-beard @captain-ariel-barnes
You walked into the living room, rubbing your eyes as the morning sun hit your face. Walking straight to the kitchen, you got all the necessary ingredients to make yourself pancakes. You tied your hair up because there is nothing nastier to you than finding hair in your food. You started mixing all the ingredients together lazily, not really having the strength to do this faster. Still in a trance from your night’s sleep, you barely noticed Bucky walking in.
“Morning.” He said in the most monotone way anyone could ever say it and went straight to making himself some toast. Bucky leaned on the kitchen counter with his lower back, waiting for his toast to be ready. “Wow, someone’s talkative this fine morning.” Bucky’s voice dripping in sarcasm. You inhaled and exhaled deeply, trying to keep calm and collected, not showing him any sign what anger he was evoking inside of you.
“Fuck off, Barnes.” You kept your eyes peeled on your pancakes, making sure he doesn’t steal them again. You didn’t have the patience to deal with his bullshit this morning. You saw him smirking from the corner of your eye.
He took his piece of toast out of the toaster as soon as it was done. “No, I won’t, doll” Bucky took his piece of dry toast between his teeth and walked behind you. With a swift move, he pulled the hairband out of your hair.
“Are you serious?” You shouted, turning around. The heat rising to your head formed a light headache. Your blood was boiling, cheeks turning red from the anger you could no longer keep inside.
“Are you serious?” Bucky said, mocking you as he walked backwards into the hallway. He tied his hair up with your hairband, smiling victoriously. You were ready to punch him, but he was already in his room and you heard the lock of his door click. A habit both of you developed.
The smell of burned pancake caught your attention, fishing it out of the pan and throwing it away. All you wanted to do is call Steve and tell him that you can’t take Bucky’s bullshit anymore. You wanted your peace back. The calm mornings you knew and loved were gone as soon as Bucky moved into your apartment.
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Well you can hide a lot about yourself
But honey, what are you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin
But the past ain't through with you
Your breathing was heavy, but nothing could stop you right now. Your body just moved to the rhythm, giving in full control. You loved these little moments of just letting go, letting you be free. You were in the middle of cleaning the shelve behind the kitchen table when the music just took your focus away. Your ability to sing was ok, but it didn’t matter. Screaming the lyrics almost, made them even more meaningful. It doesn’t matter what you sound like. You’re not on a stage, you’re in your living room. If anything, the only thing that could stop your freedom, hold you back from your flowing movements was-
“Great moves!”
-Bucky.
You stopped and looked at him leaning on the wall of the hallway, smiling. He was fully dressed, fancy shirt and everything. Even his hair was styled a little differently, it had more volume, pushed back from his forehead a little at the roots. You were surprised to see him again at all today. He was in his room up until this point. Your chest rising and falling quickly, you looked at the clock hanging on the wall. “It’s three PM! What have you been doing in your room?”
“Masturbating.” He said sarcastically, smirking at you. You scrunched your nose in disgust, taking the cloth and continued cleaning the items on the shelve you put on the table.
Bucky walked further into the room towards you stopping at the kitchen table, the only thing between you two, completely ignoring your question. He picked up your phone, reading the title of the song. “My Chemical Romance? Good choice. I didn’t think you would listen to music like that.”
You turned your body away from him, putting the cleaned items back on the shelf, catching your breath a little from all the dancing. “What did you think I would listen to?” You looked over your shoulder to Bucky who grinned mockingly. He turned the music up and you turned your focus on the shelf in front of you again.
“Maybe something like Taylor Swift? A little One Direction?” Bucky said, followed by a chuckle. You have nothing against Taylor Swift, but her taste in music is a little further away from what you usually listen to. You have respect for every artist, but you usually tend to stay with what you love.
Your parents are the ones to blame for your taste in music. Your mom being one of the biggest Nirvana fans out there always listen to them in the car. It was almost as if the radio or other artists didn’t exist. All you listen to in your mom’s car was Nirvana. Your dad was the same, though he leaned more towards the metal style of music.
You threw your head back laughing whole heatedly at his assumptions. Turning to face him properly, you saw him grinning. “You got me all wrong, Barnes.” You knew exactly what he saw in you, basically what everyone else seems to see in you. “I love My Chemical Romance; I even have their lyrics tattooed.”
Bucky’s jaw dropped; eyes wide as you told him about your tattoo. “You have a tattoo? Y/n… full of surprises. Show me.” You smiled at his reaction and lifted your shirt to reveal the words inked on the skin over your rib-cage: We’ll carry on. “Nice choice of lyrics, doll.” He smiled, nodding his head, approving of your tattoo.
He picked up a picture frame, the photo in it was taken at your birthday party two years ago. Steve surprised you by getting all your friends from home to celebrate your birthday together. He always puts so much effort into his surprises for you, you could never compete. You saw his leg tapping to the beat.
Sometimes you scrape and sink so low
I'm shocked at you're capable of
And if this a coronation
I ain't feeling the love
Slowly but surely, he moved his torso, his shoulders and then he started bopping his head so the rhythm. You couldn’t hold back a chuckle, smiling without noticing. Seeing him like this was truly priceless. Him moving so freely made a different light shine on him, a soft golden one, making him look almost lovely.
Bucky took it a step further, picking up a pen lying around to mimic a microphone. He started singing the lyrics, closing his eyes as he moved his body, guiding him all around the living room. His voice wasn’t better than yours and not worse either. He knew the lyrics by heart.
He opened his eyes, looking right at you without haltering his movements. Bucky gestured for you to join him with his hand.
'Cause we're all a bunch of animals
That never payed attention in school
Deciding that it was time for you to shine, you picked up a bottle of water standing on the table and blurred out the lyrics with him. You danced around the table, to the middle of the room, keeping your eyes on Bucky.
Both of you moving so ridiculously, the circus would be jealous.
So tell me all about your problems
I was killing before killing was cool
You're so cool, you're so cool
Bucky started jumping around and you made great efforts to imitate playing the guitar. Each move made you breathless, exhausted, but you just couldn’t stop. It was as if everything blurred out, only the two of you in focus. Soon both of you were just smiling, laughing, getting lost in the song.
'Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends
And we all get together when we bury our friends
It's been 9 bitter years since I've been seeing your face
To your surprise, Bucky took your hand in his, swirling you around.
You let go of everything that stood between you and Bucky. Whatever might have happened. You were living. You didn’t care at the moment.
Both of you were headbanging like two ridiculously armature rock stars. The slick sweat on your forehead cooling with every move.
Bucky’s phone started ringing in his pocket and he wiped some of the sweat off of his forehead.
And you're walking away
And I will die in this place
Bucky turned the music down and took a few steps away from you, turning his back to you. Standing there awkwardly, out of breath and slightly confused by what just happened. You played with the loose skin around your nails.
Bucky hung up the phone, turned around and bowed down quickly. “It was my pleasure to do this performance with you, but I have to go.” Bucky seemed to be as much out of breath as you are. His chest rising and falling quickly like yours.
“Where are you going?” You picked the bottle of water up and put it back on the table.
Bucky put on his leather jacket. “I’m going on a date.” He stood in front of the mirror next to the door, fixing his hair and the collar of his shirt.
You turned away from him, because for some reason, you started to feel the warmth building up on your cheeks. “Oh… Ok have fun.” You pushed a picture frame around as if that would change anything about it.
“Don’t be jealous, Doll. You’re still my number one girl.” He closed the door of the apartment and you could feel the smirk on his face, lingering in the room. His confidence just oozing all around the place.
Furrowing your eyebrows together, you exhaled sharply. “I’m not jealous!” You finished re-arranging the shelf and decided to treat yourself to order pizza, get comfortable on the sofa and just enjoy having the apartment all to yourself.
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You decided to invite your only so-called friend Sharon over. Both of you only hung out at work where you met her. It’s not like you’re lonely or anything, you just had difficulty connecting with anyone other than Steve when you moved. Steve and you did basically everything together so there was never a need for a friend. But you couldn’t talk to Steve about the problem you’re having right now.
Sharon sat next to you on the sofa taking a bite of her pizza every now and then when her rambling allowed it. She talks… a lot. But that made things easier for you. You never really had to say anything other than asking a few questions and giving her the occasional ‘oh’ and ‘wow really?’. She talks a lot about her failed marriage and how they still hook up now and again.
Fact is, the only reason why her marriage didn’t work out was because he’s about twenty years older than her, on a completely different path in life than her and lives on the other side of America. But you never had the heart to tell her that.
“I need your advice… like really badly.” You interrupted her speech about why men are trash. She raised her eyebrows at you. “It’s about a guy.”
Sharon’s eyes lit up at your words. “Oh my god! Tell me, what did Steve do?” She put the pizza carton on the coffee table and shifted on the sofa to sit directly opposite you.
“Well, it’s not about Steve.” You put your pizza aside as well and looked around nervously. Even though nothing dramatic has happened between Bucky and you, the feeling of guilt didn’t leave you alone. You told her about how Bucky had to move into the apartment and the struggle both of you have been having. “It’s so strange because the first two weeks he was here, he was just so distant and all the interactions we had were basically just bullying each other and all of a sudden he’s holding my hand and dancing with me.”
“He’s so into you, Y/n.” You looked at Sharon, who had the widest grin plastered on her face you’ve ever seen. “I’m excited to see what Steve has to say about this.”
“It’s not like I have feelings for Bucky! The only emotion I feel towards him is anger!”
“Yeah, holding hands and dancing is the best way to show someone how angry you are.”
“He was the one who started to hold my hand out of nowhere!”
“But you didn’t protest? Slapped his hand away? Cursed him out with that ager you feel towards him?”
“Well… I…you see-”
“Well?” Sharon raised an eyebrow at you, the feeling of triumph oozing out of every pore. You picked up a pillow and hit her shoulder. “You better figure this out, because you have to remember that Steve has feelings that might get incredibly hurt in this. Just be careful.”
You had to admit, even though Sharon talked a lot, she was really good at tickling the truth out of you. Maybe if you offered some topics to talk about and actually talked to her, she could be a great friend.
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You looked at the chords again, making sure you weren’t reading things wrong. You gripped the strings firmly, exactly like it says on the website you pulled up on your phone. But the sound the electric guitar made wasn’t as satisfying as it sounds in the song. You tried your luck a few more times before your hand cramped up. This wasn’t relaxing at all. You should’ve just stuck with watching a movie, but once you set your mind to do something, you just can’t let go until you have mastered that skill.
But things weren’t looking any better. You rubbed your hand, pain striking your face. As you were about to put the guitar away, you heard the door clicking and Bucky emerged from behind it. You weren’t expecting him at all until the early morning.
“Are you gonna play it or is that just decor?” Bucky smiled, taking his shoes and jacket off. You leaned back on the sofa in frustration. Not only are you struggling to learn this stupid song, you also must be bullied by Bucky for it. He made his way to the sofa and sat to your right. “What are you learning anyway?”
“I’m trying to learn the song we danced to earlier today, ‘Kill All Your Friends’ you know?”
“Here, let me help.” Bucky shuffled closer to you, his chest leaning flush on your back. You bit your lip involuntarily; glad he couldn’t see it. His left arm wrapped around you, taking the neck of the guitar in his hand. His other hand rested on your waist for reasons you couldn’t say. You knew that he was able to see the hairs on your arm rising at the close contact, a shiver running down your spine.
Bucky placed your fingers where they needed to be and after every chord he arranged with your fingers, he instructed for you to strum the guitar. With every word he spoke you felt his warm breath on your neck. Throughout the whole process you didn’t say anything. Not because you were so invested in the lesson, but because if you opened your mouth you knew there wouldn’t be words coming out.
“See, it’s not that hard.” Bucky spoke softly. The whole apartment appeared calmer and you chuckled at the thought of yourself from a few days ago seeing both of you here like this.
You turn your head, looking directly into Bucky’s eyes. His face was closer than you thought, your lips were mere inches apart. Bucky’s left hand let go of the neck of the guitar, holding on to your waist. His warm breath tickled your face and you dared to look at his lips.
You looked away quickly, remembering what Sharon said, propping the guitar on the side of the sofa. You shuffle away from Bucky, your gaze went to your hands resting on your crossed legs, unsure of what to say. “How was your date?” You blurted out without thinking about it. You slapped yourself mentally. That was the last thing you wanted to know about.
“Was alright. What did you do?” Bucky looked at you and you felt his gaze on the side of your face.
“I had my friend Sharon over.”
“Wow you have friends?” There it was. “I’m kidding, Y/n, you know that right?” His voice soft and velvety.
You weren’t really sure if he was kidding or not. Turning your head to look at him, you couldn’t see a smug smile or a smirk, he just looked at you with a soft gaze. His face was lit up only by the candle in front of you on the coffee table. You still weren’t sure if he was kidding or not, leading you on to believe that he was playfully joking. The apartment was a little too quiet for your liking, so quiet you were sure you could hear your heartbeat in your chest.
“You wanna watch a movie?” You felt stupid asking in the first place, but you needed to diffuse the tension still lingering in the room.
“Sure.” Bucky said, standing up and walking over to the small shelve underneath the TV, looking through the collection of movies Steve and you collected over the years. He decided on ‘Goodfellas’, putting the DVD in. “Let me get a blanket.”
“I’m gonna make popcorn.” You didn’t wait for Bucky to answer as you got up and walked over to the kitchen. You felt a little like a zombie. The feeling you got as Bucky touched you made you feel guilty, you started to get confused about your feelings towards Bucky.
You sat back on the sofa and Bucky came back with his duvet, sitting down next you. He covered both of you with the warm blanket and you started the movie. Your nostrils filled with his scent as soon as you were comfortably covered. A wave of wood and citrus undeniably belonging to Bucky hit you, putting you in a sort of trance.
Bucky shifted a little and you felt his knees touching. Your body stiffened a little. You felt ridiculous. It’s just his knee. But even just this small contact made it impossible to focus on the movie, as if being surrounded by his scent wasn’t enough already.
Both of you got about halfway through the movie before falling asleep.
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hey jealousy (frank iero x reader)
Summary: (SMUT) You decide to test the limits of your relationship by making Frank jealousy on the last night of tour. He’s not happy about it and pretty soon you get more than you bargained for.
dom/sub undertones, daddy kink, very rough sex
You swing the dressing room door open with a shout, “Hands down the wildest crowd yet!”
Gerard seems to be prancing around staring at himself in one of the vanity mirrors while Frank and Mikey are on the couch downing something fizzy and full of caffeine. You don’t know where Ray was, but he has a habit of disappearing like that, so you aren’t worried. “Guys, seriously, you can hear them screaming from here,” you repeat yourself.
Frank looks at you and then at Gerard, “Man, you heard her, let’s go give them what they want.”
You hold the door open while the guys shuffle out, shoving each other and laughing as they go. Frank is the last to leave, and on his way out he makes sure to wink at you. That one little sign sends electricity through your entire body. You and Frank have been, well, you weren’t really sure, for a couple months now. It wasn’t consistent and you were pretty sure he hadn’t told the other guys much about it, but every week or so you two would somehow end up sharing a hotel room. Half of you wanted him to label it, but the other half kind of got off on the uncertainty.
As the band gets settled you rush down the stage’s side exit and sneak down the stairs to the floor. It’s packed with teens clad in MCR shirts, black makeup, and heavily bleached hair. You manage to wiggle your way between bodies until you’re right up close to the stage. It’s not something you do every night, but being the guys’ favorite unofficial assistant has certain perks.
It’s dark and the people around you are already thrashing around by the time the stage lights go up and Frank starts to play the intro to the first song. Everyone screams when Gerard blows a kiss to the crowd, it’s so loud you can barely tell what he’s singing, so you just scream along with what you think are the right words. You seem to move in unison with the fans around you, as you jump to the beat and relish in the hot, disorganized, mess of it all.
The song ends and Gerard starts talking about whatever nonsense is on his mind tonight. Everything slows down and you notice a man a few feet away who catches your eye when he look over. He has long blonde hair that gives him a sort of cool, California vibe and a lip piercing you can’t help but feel intrigued by. When he smiles, you smile, and soon he’s made his way over to you. By the time the next song picks up you’re dancing together at the edge of the stage. “I’m Y/N!” you shout over all the noise.
He nods, strands of light hair falling into his eyes, “Ethan!” Or at least you think he says Ethan, it could’ve easily been Allen or even Stephen, you’re not too concerned about it anyway.
You move closer to maybe-Ethan, putting your hands on his chest, and he hesitantly places his hands on your hips. The two of you keep dancing like this, moving against each other, and every once in awhile you look up at the band. Frank is near your end of the stage now, his hair damp and glued to this forehead in a way that shouldn’t be this hot, but it is. You turn around to face the stage, so Ethan’s behind you, and that’s when Frank notices. His eyes widen at the sight of you grinding against the other man, but his fingers keep moving and he doesn’t miss a note.
The rest of the night continues like this — you keep Ethan close by, he doesn’t seem to mind, and every once in a while you catch Frank glancing over. By the time they’re nearing the end of the set Frank is staring at the two of you with pure anger. His face is hard and you can tell he’s not as enthusiastic as usual; he hasn’t tried to hump Gerard’s leg even once and the show’s almost over.
The last song ends, everyone is screaming, Ethan says something about both of you getting out of here, but you shout an intelligible excuse back as you make a beeline for the side of the stage. You flash your badge at security and they let you through to where the guys are filing off stage. You spot Frank, hair falling limp in his eyes as he hands an assistant his guitar, moving quickly to the dressing rooms. You shout his name, but he doesn’t even turn around, so you run to catch up to him. Before he can open the door you reach forward and grab his heavily tattooed arm. He whips around, still panting and sweating from all the adrenaline of performing, “What the hell was that?”
You flinch at the quiet, simmering rage behind the question, “Was what?” You can’t help but smirk, he knows you’re playing dumb.
He clenches one hand into a fist, “The Nirvana-wannabe you were practically fucking in the front row.”
“His name is Ethan and we were just dancing, Frankie.”
You both move to the side as the other guys push past into the dressing room. You pull Gerard into a hug while congratulating him and a great finale, and you swear Frank almost pops a blood vessel.
When you and Frank are alone again in the dim hallway you continue with a lower voice, “You don’t see me complaining about the girls you take backstage every other show.”
He snaps, “It was twice, once in Milwaukee and once in Salt Lake. Way before any of this.”
That last phrase ignites something white hot inside of you, “And what is this, exactly?”
“You know what I mean, don’t be stupid.”
You start to argue, you’re on a roll here, when he grabs your arm and drags you into the other, smaller dressing room that’s empty. The door slams shut and he shoves you back against it. You cry out and he immediately places a hand over your mouth. You know you’ll have a bruise where your back hit the door, but you don’t care. The anger radiating off of him only makes this more fun.
“I mean,” he takes a tense deep breath, “that you’re mine, and only mine.”
You make a strangled noise and he moves his hand, still keeping you pinned to the door with his body. You give a coy nod and he looks relieved, but then a smile breaks across your face as you get an idea, “Well, what if I wanted to go home with Ethan? He did offer and when were dancing I could feel-”
Frank cuts you off, “I don’t care what you want,” his voice is hoarse right next to your ear, “You’re going to do what I tell you, and if you don’t want to, well, that’s even better.”
The lump in your throat prevents you from speaking, so you just nod again as he runs his hand through your hair. He leans forward and shoves his tongue into your mouth, making you moan loudly. He pulls away, “But I think you do.”
You wrap your legs around his waist and he picks you up to then place you with rough impatience on the couch. He pulls his t-shirt off over his head and you follow suit with your own. His hands are quick and practiced as he unbuttons and discards your cut-off shorts to reveal black lace. Something glistens in his dark eyes as he runs his runs his fingers down between your legs. “Already so wet for me,” he shakes his head, as if to scold you. He starts rubbing slow circles around your clit through your panties and you can feel your face start to heat up. You’ve done this before, but this time something’s different; it’s more intense, whether that’s due to jealousy or anger, you’re not sure.
Frank sits back and the couch and pulls you onto his lap. His lips find yours and travel down your next until he’s taking off your bra to lick and suck each nipple. When he comes up he makes sure to lock eyes with you, “Get on the floor, on your knees.”
You want to ask questions, but instead you follow the order silently. He grabs and fistful of your hair and forces your head up towards him. “Now suck me until I tell you to stop.”
As you unzip his tight black jeans to reveal one of the biggest dicks you’ve ever seen you can feel your own wetness dripping down the inside of your thighs. You start by taking his cock into your mouth and moving up and down at an agonizing, slow pace. Once you start to move faster, flicking your tongue over the head on each upstroke, Frank moans quietly and his whole body tenses. “Such a good slut,” he says breathlessly.
He’s never called you anything like that before, but you’re not exactly surprised, and it only works to turn you on even more. After another minute or so he pulls your head up and tells you to take your panties off. He stands up as you do and places his calloused hands on your hips to bend you over the arm of the couch. He shoves two fingers all the way into you and starts thrusting them in and out. He then bends over to mutter softly, “I’m going to fuck you hard enough to make you scream like the whore you are. Everyone in this whole fucking arena is going to know who you belong to. Okay?”
You know what you want to say, and maybe what he expects you to say, “Yes, daddy.”
He removes his fingers and your heart drops, but then he says, “Fuck, baby, you’re in so much trouble.”
Frank’s cock feels like it won’t even fit properly when he starts to thrust it into you, but he’s so rough that it goes in with only a short, sharp burst of pain. You cry out and he spanks you, only eliciting more noise from you. The feeling of his cock stretching you from the inside, sliding in and out, in and out, is pure bliss. You moan, unable to stop yourself, and everything inside of you clench tighter with each of his thrusts.
He spanks you again, harder this time, and again. You shout his name. “Good girl,” he cooes and slows his movements, “Daddy’s going to fill you with more cum than this tight little pussy can hold. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“Yes, Frank, I mean-” he slaps your ass again, “Daddy, yes daddy.”
“That’s right, bitch.” His thrusts become frantic and even deeper, if that’s possible. You come around his dick, your walls constricting so much that he’s almost forced out of you, and he moans loudly. He finishes immediately; his cock pulse inside you and you can feel the warmth of his cum filling you.
He pulls out of you and spins you around to face him. There’s cum dripping down your leg and everything between your legs is sore and raw. “Tell me who you belong to,” he says and pulls you against him.
“You, Frank,” you answer, “Only you.”
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Thursday Thrill: Remarkable Events of this Week!
The festival season is in full bloom with an array of exciting events! Prepare to celebrate the arrival of spring with music festivals, food and drink events, and cultural celebrations. This month offers countless opportunities to create unforgettable experiences and cherished memories that will endure. Join in the fun and let’s make this June truly remarkable!
The Soundcrash Weekender
2 – 4 June
For theultimate funk & soul open-air weekender, the big annual music takes down returns to sunny Margate at the Dreamland complex, Bringing all the festival vibes and good-time feelings in bucket loads. Alongside a stellar line-up of non-stop funkin' music played by the best live music artists and bands, playing the best sets to keep you dancing all weekend long.
You can expect to dance your socks off yo Kool & The Gang, Hot 8 Brass Band, Craig Charles, David Rodigan, Nubiyan Twist, Norman Jay, Muva of Earth, Huey Morgan, Eddie Piller, Trojan Sound System and a whole more plus other entertainment to make this one hell of a weekend away in true Soundcrash style. One not to be missed!
Tickets & More Info> dreamland.co.uk
Cross The Tracks
4 June
Hello Brixton! Time to get your party on for this one-day festival taking place at Brockwell Park. This is one music event which packs in a crowd of music loving people to see a line-up of top-class artists but also treated to some of the new and freshest talent who are on track to become the next big thing. It also features some artisan food stalls and lovely beverages to get your summer buzz on and have a great time without the hassle of needing to pitch a tent.
With this line-up you’re in for a treat featuring Nxworries, Masego, Kelis, Gilles Peterson, Alfa Mist, Ravyn Lenae, Roy Ayers, Domi & Jd Beck, Children Of Zeus, Hermanos Gutiérrez, The Silhouettes Project, Bcuc, Carrtoons, The Kount, Channel One, Chelsea Carmichael, Cherise, Handson Family, Loose Ends, Lunch Money Life
Tickets & More Info> xthetracks.com
AVA
2 – 3 June
If you’re hoping on a plane over to Ireland and you’re in for some serious grime and rhyme well let’s just say AVA has it all for you this weekend. Now we know the Irish are big on music events. This is one bad ass festival which features some of the biggest rhyming music artist our time. AVA Festival is a cutting-edge house and techno music festival in the Northern Ireland capital of Belfast at the docklands.
The weekends music headliners include globetrotting acts including Central Cee, Slowthai, Kettama, Overmono, Eliza Rose, Héctor Oaks, Spfdj, Job Jobse, Kiki, Kojaque, Southstar, Dj Boring, Sally C, Yung Singh, Interplanetary Criminal and many more. This is going to be one exceptional dance music experience
Tickets & More Info> avafestival.com
The Great Estate
2 – 4 June
If you happen to be in beautiful location of Redruth in Cornwall the first weekend of June, grab yourself a festival ticket for the Great Estate festival featuring incredible headline acts and local musicians. This festival is a mixed bag of musical goodies spread over two-days, which also has great moth watering food to feast on and lovely drinks to tickle ya taste buds. The family atmosphere is second to none and could really make your holiday go down in style. And it’s a festival that’s big on the locals, that’s 'great', and they're uber friendly. All you need is some wicked UK sunshine making this the perfect Cornish festival experience.
This year line-up includes Primal Scream, The Cuban Brothers, Symphonic Ibiza, The Selecter, Lady Violet Hugh, The Mighty Howlers, Davey & Dyer, Henge, Junior Jungle, Abigail Collins, Mango Tiger, Albert Jones, Layla Zee Susan, Elvana: Elvis Fronted Nirvana, Eskimo Nebula, Haunt the Woods, Hedluv + Passman, Hong Kong Ping Pong, Pattern Pusher
Tickets & More Info> greatestatefestival.co.uk
UNUM Festival
1 – 6 June
This idyllic Shengjin festival brings the finest in house and techno to one of the last untouched corners of Europe. The Albanian Riviera boasts stunning natural beauty, with dense pine forests, beautiful sea and breathtaking mountain ranges. Sounds like a little piece of heaven! The boutique-style festival hosts three stages with a marathon 24 hours of music bellowing out across the whole event, with sunrise and sunset parties set to be one of the many features of this special intimate gathering. Its where you'll find a crowd of happy music loving people all feeling a wonderful vibe that’s sure to keep a lot of smiling faces.
This year’s artist line-up offers something to keep everyone dancing from day to night and features Dyed Soundorom, Samuel Deep, Reiss, John Dimas, Ricardo Villalobos, Magda, Barem, Rhadoo, Raresh, Praslea, Cezar, Priku, John Dimas, Sonja Moonear, Margaret Dygas, tINI, Anthea, Shimza, Laolu, Boris Werner, Doudou MD
Tickets & More Info> unumfestival.com
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