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#Jaune deserves to die
pyxilatezero · 1 year
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I hope Jaune burns like Joanne of Arc.
Not gonna lie I hate Jaune a lot, I’m not tryna be mean or anything I just don’t like him. White Knight is… it doesn’t sit well with me. Meanwhile you guys are saying how far-fetched Whiterose is. It’s not like we’re shipping little red riding hood with Snow White!
.*looks at character inspos*
Crud. We’re shipping Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White. Son of a!*
*disclaimer: I don’t like cursing.
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modkatisbacc · 1 year
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Jaune Doesn’t Deserve to Die For Snapping At Ruby!
That’s it, that’s the post.
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todds-rwby-liveblog · 9 months
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idek wtf to say about 13 and 14 like. Just sat there dying inside again the whole hour
there's one little detail that kills me about the start of the Cinder fight spiralling and that's the fact that Ruby was literally about to flashbang her again, glowing eyes n all but she was late by seconds. The level of self blame that must have added to her on top of everything else already in the mix.
Weiss double wielding Myrtenaster and Gambol Shroud. Oh my god damn I can't fucking. Do that. With weapons beinf extensions of their wielders and her taking it forward with her (and Yang technically too, seeing it has the gold mend in the blade) as a reminder. And her having to hold Blake back from jumping off after Yang always fucking hurts me also. The four of them would literally follow each other through hell and back and to the death for better or worse it's painful. Also just realising that with Weiss being in front of Cinder and her having to turn around to see Jaune killing Penny means that Weiss would have probably seen it all happen too.
Winter losing absolutely everything too. Fucjing hell. Her home and mentor, her school, her career, her dad, her sister, her friend and the one to show her that her humanity is one kf the most valuable things she could ever have and that it's something to be embraced and something that you need to acceot as part of yourself rather than repress and push away. Penny and Winter both getting the maiden powers as proof of being human underneath their respective machinery (esp since Winter's brace and armour in v8 make her look very cyborg-like as well, as if she followed Ironwood down his path to a self-destructive degree as well before she realisedwhat his thinking was actually like) is something that always gets me incredibly fucking emo (I likr to argue that Penny's real blue fairy moment was with Fria rather than Ambrosius because of this. The real proof to the world and to herself that anyone ever needed that she has a soul and a personhood was this as was for Winter and yet everyone around her with power tried so desperately to take that humanity away from her (IW, Watts, Salem, Jacques, Cinder). She deserved evey hug she got and more I can't with her.)
Oh Cinder.... I do think that she meant it when she said to Watts that he deserved it but as usual it was also just so twisted... like as in he deserved to be in charge of this part of the operation but also deserved to die by her hand and with about as much panic and suffering as possible (trapped on a falling city in a locked room full of fire smoke). What he said absolutely had an impact on her and while she was still absolutely keeping up a facade as usual I also think part of her words were genuine in that moment. But in the end of the day she still goes back to Salem GOD DAMN IT RAAAAHHHH
The entire volume she's just been stuck in a loop of repeating the cycle of tryinf to convince herself that she has any sort of power or influence and then cutting any bridges she had except for Salem herself down and then crawling back to Salem not acknowledging that she's never actually stopped living in someone's inescapable servitude to begin with. The maiden power collecting saga for her is just fuel for her own ego and always has been. I love how much more of an emphasis we've been seeing on her Grimm arm being a leash as well in v8. Go failgirl go!!! Also v interested to find out whether her last line to Ruby has Lore™ or if it's just an xbox live moment djjdkdkd
Breaking news!!! Harriet finally admits to herself that she is actually friends with her team!!! And now she's gonna have to confront the way she's been leading them to their deaths, namely im the form of Vine's sacrifice. Interested to see what her development in Vacuo is gonna look like... I can see the remaining ace ops getting a lot closer now that they have to rely on each other more closely to survive and can admit that they're friends really. Harriet working through her arrogance and competitiveness that brought herself and Vine down their paths would be very cool.
Though FUCKING. JACQUES [rips shift] on one hand let that fuckass stay gone I never wanted a redemption arc for him or anything like that not at all but dying is like. The 2nd worst thing after that for me let that man marinate in his own misery forever or something where he actually needs to confront his family and the people he hurt and get shat on by them WHYYYY. How did Ironwood even have access to his gun gun at that point. Fucjing hell raaa€AAAAAAAAA
Only other detail I DISlike is Oz somehow knowing exactly what Weiss said to Ambrosius... like yeah sure he knows he works on genie logic like Jinn does and might have figured out this was part of the wording in some form but. Oscar was never there.... [Peetah Family Guy death pose]
Qrow oh my guy Qrow was having the worst fucking day of his life, last he saw the kids they all split off the ship crashing into Mantle and next thing he knows they're MIA and presumed dead to him cus he's been in jail the whole time. Right as he starts to get a good turn on life it blows up in his face in the worst possible way. He genuinely looks like something in him just dies this man has had enough.
Honestly Ironwood going down with his ship right after Salem personally shows up and looks him in the eye was really fitting. He was exhausted and completely vulnerable and right in the core of the city, his greatest fears having finally caught up to him and mocked him. He's gone down the wrong path to try and protect the city and himself and it spat in his face in the end. Yadda yadda something about Ironwood embodying Atlas bearing the world on his shoulders and breaking down from the weight. Fucking hell dude that was insane. Imo IW's entire arc and conduct were always going to hit back at him and be the thing to bring him down and it just worked.
Fucking hell v8 was just. Bleak. Peak of the despair arc for sure even v9 had its moments but there was just. So god damned much shit happening at once and it was all going wrong and the stakes were so much higher than Beacon. Need to sit down [barbie pose]
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ludibriadormonoteista · 3 months
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Knock Knock
Blake: *Opens Door* Ruby?
Dog!Faunus Ruby: *Holding Several Pamphlets* Hi! Miss Belladonna, is it? So nice to meet you!
Blake: …Ruby, you live here. You already know who I am.
Ruby: You’re absolutely right! Let’s skip introductions, shall we? *Clears Throat* So, I’m going from door to door to see if anyone’s interested in becoming Jaune’s pet today.
Blake: Ruby, is this some sort of attempt of yours at starting a cult centered around Jaune? …Again?
Ruby: Amazing question, you’re such a good girl.
Blake: *Ear Twitches* Go on…
Ruby: So basically, you become Jaune’s lap-dog, or lap-cat in your case, and you get to enjoy all kinds of benefits!
Blake: Benefits?
Ruby: You get to sleep around him whenever you want, he takes you on walksies, helps clean your ears, feeds you…
Blake: He feeds you?
Ruby: Oh yeah! His strawberry shortcake is to die for, believe me. OH! Remember that fancy tuna dish our teams had at our last get-together?
Blake: *Profusely Sweats* Yes…?
Ruby: Jaune cooked it himself. Family recipe, he says.
Blake: *Licking her Lips* Wait, *Shakes Head* You don’t take issue over the fact that he will be spending time with me?
Ruby: I thought so too at first, but I soon realized that Jaune deserves all the love he can get! More so than lil’ ol’ me could ever provide. Besides, we are just friends!
Blake: Uh, hum… Look, I’m sure this is nice and all, but I will admit this is a little weird even for me. And considering the type of stuff I’m into, that is saying something. Sorry, but my answer is no. *Grabs Doorknob*
Ruby: WaitwaitWAIT!
Blake: …What?
Ruby: Head pats.
Blake: …H-Head pats?
Ruby: Every. Single. Day.
Blake: *Both Ears Twitch* …On second thought, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try.
Ruby: Amazing! Now before you sign up, would you like to hear a few encouraging words of our sponsor, Mama Arc?
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notmaplemable · 2 months
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Weiss: Repeat after me.
Weiss: If I fail on the first try.
RJ: If I fail on the first try.
Weiss: Its a learning experience, and I can do better next time.
Jaune: I'm a failure and deserve to die alone.
Ruby: I'm a failure and should drink poison.
Weiss: No!
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juanarc-thethird · 11 months
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I'm Going to Be a What?! Part 2
Do you know what it means… Part 1 --------------
Jaune is sunbathing while having an iced tea.
Jaune: This is life~
*Ting*
Neon (Text): Come to my room.
Jaune: Right now?
*Ting*
Neon (Text): YES, RIGHT NOW
Jaune: *Looks around* How de fuck?... Well, let's see what she wants.
After a while, Jaune arrives at Neon's room.
Jaune: Neon, I'm here. What up?
Neon: *Smiles* Do you know if your sister could lend you Adrian's newborn clothes?
She says with her hands behind her back.
Jaune: Is that why you called me?
Neon: Just answer the question.
Jaune: Well... I think so. Why do you ask?
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Neon: Cause you're going to be a daddy~
Hearing that, Jaune explodes with laughter.
Jaune: Ahahaha! Yeah right. No seriously, why am I here?
Neon: I'm not joking.
Jaune: *Smiling* Stop playing, just tell me the truth.
Neon: *Serious* I am
Jaune: But we never had....
*Bam!*
Just then Harriet comes into the room, kicking the door open.
Harriet: *Angry* Jaune!
Neon: Oh, she looks mad.
Jaune: *Scared* Y-Yes?!
Harriet: I'm going to kick your ass!
Jaune: Why?! What did I do?!
Harriet: What did you do? This was what you did!
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Harriet: You got me pregnant, asshole!
Jaune: WHAT?! HOW?!
Harriet: You know damn well how, you jerk!
Elm: *Comes in* What's going on here?
Jaune: *Hides behind her* Elm help me! Harriet wants to kick my ass!
Harriet: Stay out Elm. He deserves this for knocking me up.
Elm: Wait, you too?
Jaune: *Moves away* "You too?" Are you saying that you are...
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Elm: Yes, I'm pregnant. All thanks to you, honey~
Neon: *Excited* Oh my god! Congratulations!
Elm: *Smiles* Thank you.
Jaune: *Worry* Three pregnant women? How did this happen?
Elm: Well, it was to be expected after several… "sessions"
Jaune: But I have never-!
Robyn: *Interrupts him* Jaune, we need to talk. *Says in a serious tone*
They all turn to see her, they realized that she and her friend Fiona entered the room without them noticing.
Harriet: *Ready to fight* What do you two want?!
Jaune: Relax, I just came to talk to Jaune about something important.
Elm: And that is?…
Robyn: Jaune...
Jaune: Y-Yes?
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Robyn: I hope you are ready to take responsibility. These two babies will need their father.
Jaune: But I haven't- Wait, how do you know you're having twins?
Robyn: I never said I'd have twins. *Looks at Fiona*
Jaune: *He follows her gaze*
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Fiona: *Shy* Surprise.
Jaune: *About to faint* Oh God.
Neon: *Supports him* Wow, easy there.
Jaune: I don't understand, how can this happen?
Robyn: Well, to be honest, it was hard not to resist you after you…
She stops talking, blushing at the memory of what happened that night.
Fiona: *Touching her cheeks while she is blushing* You were such an animal~ *giggles*
Jaune: Hold on, what happen?
Sienna: You know very well what happened.
The White Fang leader interrupts as she enters the room through the window.
Neon: Sienna Khan?! What are you doing here?!
Sienna: Nothing important, I just came to pick up...
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Sienna: ...my child's father.
Jaune: Wait a minute, this is the first time I've seen you!
Sienna: *Gasp* How can you say that? After having that magical night together.
Jaune: What a magical night?! I do not remember anything about that!
Sienna: I see I'll have to refresh my memory. *She begins to unbutton her pants*
Jaune: What are you doing?! Stop!
*BOMB!*
An explosion appears on the ceiling, blowing a hole in it. From there appears Raven, the leader of the Branwen tribe. She looks angry, you can see how her maiden powers show in her eyes.
Raven: Arc!
Jaune: Oh fuck!
Jaune was about to escape but was stopped by the second in command, Vernal.
Vernal: Where do you think you're going handsome?
Jaune: Please let me go, I don't want to die!
Vernal: Die? Ahahaha! You're wrong, we come to take you to our tribe.
Jaune: Why?!
Raven: Because of this!
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Raven: I told you not to come inside.
Jaune: I got my friend's mother pregnant?!
Raven: And Vernal too!
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Vernal: Being honest, it was a little my fault. I shouldn't have trapped you with my legs. I don't mind doing it again if you want~
Jaune: Eh?!
*Knock Knock*
Willow: Sorry to bother you. But this is important, Jaune...
Jaune: *Quietly* Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please don't say it.
Willow: Um... I left my husband like you told me.
Jaune: Oh... *Happy* Good for you.
Willow: Thank you. Now we can live together with our baby.
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At that moment Jaune stands up as quickly as possible and runs towards the window, ready to jump to his freedom. He could already feel it, the pure air of freedom. The sweet aroma of irresponsibility. Oh what a good life. Unfortunately he was stop by the telekinetic power of a beloved professor.
Glynda: And where do you think you're going?
Jaune: *Surprise* Professor Goodwitch! What are you doing here?!
Glynda: I came to talk to you in private, but I see that this is no longer necessary. Jaune...
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Glynda: I am also pregnant.
Jaune: No!
Glynda: And I already told your mom.
Jaune; NO!!! This is impossible! I have never had sex with any of you! And I can prove it!
Harriet: *upset* And how do you plan to prove your innocence?
Jaune: With this!
At that moment he takes out the relic of knowledge.
Jaune: With a simple question, I could prove my innocence. Jinn!
Jaune mentions the special name, and a beautiful, big, blue woman emerges from the relic.
Jinn: What is your question?
Jaune: Jinn, have I got a woman pregnant? (Hehehe, I will finally prove my innocence)
Jinn: Yes you have impregnated a woman.
Jaune: What?
Harriet: Ha! *She yells, happy that he was wrong*
Jinn: Eleven women in total to be exact.
Jaune: Eleven?! But there are only ten of them.
Jinn: Yes, but with me...
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Jinn: ...we are eleven
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Jaune: *Wakes up* AAAAAH!
He looks around and realizes that he is in his room, all alone.
Jaune: Thank god it was just a dream. *Goes back to sleep*
Meanwhile in another room.
Ruby: So he fainted with you girls after getting the news?
Neon: Yeah, we left him in his room to rest a bit. Maybe by the time his mom arrives he won't faint anymore.
Yang: What time is she going to arrive?
Glynda: She will arrive in three hours.
Weiss: We have time to prepare a welcome party. Who wants to help me?
Several girls raising their hands.
Weiss: Let's go then.
Weiss with her group leaves the room.
Cinder: I still don't understand how he doesn't remember what happened.
Salem: I already told you, using your semblance during the "Act" can cause a side effect. In Jaune's case, memory loss.
Elm: Maybe we should film it next time?
Neo: "I love that idea😍. Let's do it!😈"
Blake: *Excited* I'll bring my camera!
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pilot-boi · 1 month
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Arkos time travel au where they adopt Cinder.
Death isn’t painful, which is a surprise and a relief after the beating she took in her final moments. The flame hot pain that enveloped her body, centered on the point where the arrow entered her chest, vanishes in an instant.
The transition from death to waking is so smooth that for several moments Pyrrha doesn’t realize she’s alive.
She’s alive.
How is she alive?
She was dead, she died, she was never SUPPOSED to survive her journey up the tower.
Faced with unexpected future, after fulfilling her destiny in the most terminal way possible, Pyrrha realizes that for the first time in her life she doesn’t know what to do.
She doesn’t even know where she is.
She’s laying in a four-poster bed, in a room dressed in luxury. It reminds her of some of the hotels her agent would put her up in, although no Mistral hotel would be this opulent.
A door creaks open, and Pyrrha’s head whips up.
A young girl walks in, meets her eyes, and immediately flinches back and starts babbling apologies.
“I didn’t know you were here, I’m sorry, I thought this room was empty, I’m sorry, I won’t disturb you again, I’m sorry.”
Coal-black hair, ember-bright eyes. A collar on her neck, rags on her too-thin shoulders, and pleas dripping from her lips.
Do you believe in destiny?
Five words rasped from a dying Champion to a victorious Maiden. And if Pyrrha didn’t believe them then, she definitely would now, staring at what can only be a younger version of her murderer.
Gods, Cinder can’t be more than 10.
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Death is painful, which is an expected and a relief after the years of living in a paradise after committing the worst act a person could. His breaths choke in his throat, nausea and pain rising as something stiffens his joints one by one until he’s convulsing on the ground.
It’s not until Jaune’s staring up at Alyx’s remorseless face that he remembers, that he realizes that this is another way he’s ruined the story. “The Rusted Knight drinks the poison in her stead.”
She’s killing him, she killed him. The poison is in his heart. It’s nothing less than he deserves.
The transition from death to waking is so abrupt that for several moments Jaune doesn’t realize he’s no longer dying.
He’s not dying.
Why is he not dying?
He wasn’t planning on dying, he hadn’t expected to get poisoned when he sat down by the fire, but now that he’s not dying he just… doesn’t understand why.
This is how the story is supposed to end, and even now he’s messing it up.
And, secondary note, where the heck is he?
He’s laying in a bed, an actual bed, more comfortable than any he can remember. There’s furniture and actual glass in the windows, but what really throws him is the fireplace. Jaune is up and stamping it out in a panic before he realizes his surroundings aren’t made of paper.
Not only that, but he’s not in most of his armor. Breastplate, pauldrons, and bracers, but that’s it. And all shiny as the day he got them.
A door creaks open, and Jaune looks up in a daze.
A young girl walks in, meets his eyes, and immediately flinches back and starts babbling apologies.
“I didn’t mean to intrude, I’m sorry, I can remake the fire for you, I’m sorry, I won’t disturb you again, I’m sorry.”
Hair dark as soot, eyes bright as flame. Bruises on her wrists and face, the light of hunger wracking her frame, and apologies dripping from her lips.
How can you be so broken inside?
Seven words screamed by a broken Knight at an uncaring Maiden. And though Jaune didn’t understand then, he certainly does now. It would be just his luck to die and come back and still manage to be haunted by the one person who took so much from him, looking like everything has been taken from her.
Gods, Cinder can’t be more than 10.
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anthurak · 20 days
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Imagine how perfect it would be if it turns out that Salem is actually COUNTING ON the heroes killing Cinder out of revenge?
As in, Salem has a failsafe in place to ensure that if Cinder dies, she can still recover the Maiden powers from her. Perhaps Salem has a small grimm (similar to what Cinder used to extract the powers from Amber) imbedded deep inside Cinder, or some form of mental conditioning to ensure that if Cinder dies, the Maiden powers WILL go where Salem wants them to. Either to Salem herself or perhaps one of her other hybrids or perhaps even a specialized grimm Salem has modified to specifically serve as a storage-device for the Maiden powers until Salem can find a new holder for them*.
Meaning that when Cinder just can’t resist her raging hate-boner for not-actually-dead Ruby and sneaks/tears off to Vacuo against Salem’s orders to murderify her once and for all, Salem isn’t actually worried.
First Salem decides that Cinder has finally lost her ‘free will’ privileges and triggers the ‘assuming direct control’ protocols of Cinder’s grimm implants/prosthetics, causing Cinder to forcibly undergo a horrific and painful transformation into a full grimm hybrid just as she’s about to fight Team RWBY. Complete with Salem giving a terrified Cinder a classic ‘you have outlived your usefulness’ telepathic speech.
At this point, Salem can see only two possible outcomes to this charade: Either Grimm!Cinder is able to survive her rampage and make it back to her, now an entirely obedient slave. Or she’s killed by Team RWBY and co, in which case Salem can still get the Maiden powers back and find a new host, making this far more of an inconvenience than a true setback. And with any luck, perhaps Cinder’s rampage will manage to do some serious damage, maybe kill off a few of Salem’s more prominent enemies.
Even when Ruby is able to hit Grimm!Cinder with a full-power Silver Eye blast that manages to obliterate the vast majority of her grimm-attachments, even if she’s lost direct contact, Salem still isn’t worried.
After all, there’s no way the heroes will be able to resist killing the girl who has done so much to hurt them and take so many of their friends from them.
But then Ruby does the ONE thing Salem wasn’t counting on.
She shows Cinder MERCY.
Instead of simply being killed, Cinder is captured. And is therefore removed from Salem’s influence and given the opening to be shown genuine sympathy, positivity and kindness for what may be the first time in her life.
At the very least, from Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang, who have already seen first-hand the horrors of Salem’s grimm-experiments back in Atlas. And in Ruby’s and Yang’s case, are almost certainly grappling with the looming possibility that their mother was subjected to similar horrors.
And thus, through acts of mercy and kindness, Team RWBY is able to completely blindside Salem, removing one of her most vital agents from her control, and ultimately turning her AGAINST Salem.
Salem has always counted on her enemies showing cynicism, ‘pragmatism’ and cruelty.
But her enemies showing optimism, idealism and KINDNESS?
THOSE are the things Salem ISN’T expecting.
Not to mention it would play PERFECTLY into the themes of ‘Choice’ that have always surrounded Cinder: By chasing after Ruby to Vacuo, Cinder; the girl who has spent her entire life being denied a ‘choice’ by those in power above her, is finally MAKING a choice. And after spending the entire show dancing obediently on Salem’s strings, Cinder is defying Salem. And through this choice to defy, Cinder inadvertently puts herself in the position to be finally FREED of Salem’s control.
All because of Ruby.
Oh, and also the reactions of all of the people who have spent years now baying for Cinder’s blood would be fucking hilarious XD I mean just imagine the show pointing directly at everyone clamoring for Jaune or Ruby to ‘take revenge’ and how Cinder ‘totally deserves to die’ and effectively saying “Yeah, so the villain was actually counting on the heroes to do EXACTLY THAT.”
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*And if anyone is going to say something like ‘grimm can’t use maiden powers’, let me reiterate that it is to STORE the powers. Let’s not forget that we have seen grimm being used as a conduit for Maiden powers when Cinder stole part of Amber power and later tried to steal power from Raven and Penny. So it stands to reason that grimm could also be used to store the power as well. Which all frankly makes perfect sense when we consider that both the grimm and the magic of the maidens ultimately come from the same source: The God of Darkness (remember when he called magic “My gift to them”?)
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my thoughts on spooky month 6
copy pasted from a page and a half of google doc. crying. spoilers inbound.putting it under the cut cuz its super long. also swear warning.
Ok to start off LILA. LILA MY GAL NO UR DOING UR BEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Im crying im actually fucginf crying. She's trying. So hard. Skid is trying so hard. THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST PLEASEEEEE. Father Gregor can go EAT SHIT. THEY'RE TRYING AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS GODDAMNIT.
Susie… Susie no… please… she deserves better istgggggg. What happened to their parents? Are they actually just busy? Are they DEAD? Holy shit what if they're dead. Poor Pump, poor Susie, god please just let these kiddos be ok. PLEASE. ABUELO WONDER IS TYING SO HARD BUT SUSIE KNOWS IT ISN'T REALLY FROM HER PARENTS IM CRYING. SUSIE NOOOOOO
FATHER GREGOR I HATE YOU. ok well he obvs did some good but STILL. GREGOR. STFU GREGOR. I get that hes trying but U CANT JUST SAY ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT JUDGEMENT AND THEN JUDGE HER HER FUCKING HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO!! YOU DONT HAVE THE FUCKING CONTEXT!!!! ARGHFDGHJSGHJKAGHSD. Also DAMN IS HE A CULTIST NOW?? IS HE DEAD?? WHAT?!?!?!
ROYYYYYY ROY MY BOI NOOOOOO poor guy :( i understand why he hates the kids they DID kinda ruin him so. At least he knows theyre trying now :( and ross n rob just ASSUME he did something bad isnt helping here!!!! I get that theyre also trying to help him and its nice to see him opening up to them about stuff (even if we dont get to know what specifically PELO WHY) but PLEASE get this kid an anger management class or smthn PLEASE. He needs SO MUCH THERAPY. I dont think hes gonna get therapy because im pretty sure his parents are Part Of The Problem but STILL.  Also FUCKER LITERALLY GOT POSSESED BY A DEMON?????? THATS GOTTA BE TRAUMATIC TF
Side note i love ross and robert dearly and i appreciate them doing their best to help on both sides i love them smmmmmm AUGH
KEVIN AND RADFORD FRIENDSHIP REALLLLLLLLLL i am SO fucking happy about that!!!! Also Kevin having conflicted feelings on the kids FAIR. Similar thing to Roy except hes an adult with a semi-functional support network and is able to understand that theyre just dumb kids and they dont actually mean any harm. He’s harsher on the hatzgang cuz theyre teens and old enough to know stealing is wrong but Skid n Pump are little kiddos they dont know better. Also him disapproving of father gregor REAL THO. also HE GOT POSSESSED TOO?? TRAUMA CENTRAL HOLY SHIT
PATTY DESERVES TO HAVE A GUN ACTUALLY. Also JOHN ANGST JOHN ANGST JOHN ANGST! IS HIS KID DEAD? IS HIS DAUGHTER OK HOLY SHIT. ALSO THEM HELPING THE KIDS PROPERLY IM CRYIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
WHAT WAS EVERMORE DOING WITH THE HOBOMEN???? HELLO??????
I SAW THAT CULT NECKLACE UNDER IGNACIOS SHIRT. I FUCKING SAW IT. CALLED IT BITCH!!!!!!
Rick just has the WORST luck lmao
STREBER IS ALIVE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEXTER NO PLEASE AUGH…… HIS MOM TOO……
JAUNE AND ROSS’S DAD… HE'S REAL HE EXISTS!! I get ur trying jaune but that is NOT the best way to comfort poor lila… AT LEAST SHES TRYING THO I APPRECIATE HER
THE ENTIRE NEWGROUNDS ENDING?? THE THIEVES AND THE CANDY DEALER IN CAHOOTS WITH THE CULT???? HELLO??????
MOLOCH IS GONE. he deserved it but also THE KIDS ARE SO SAD ABOUT IT? Like they don't really get it but they just watched someone they thought was their friend DIE. HOLY SHIT.
finally. SKID AND PUMP. KIDDOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok for real tho theyre so much more self aware than the fandom and bulk of the show give them credit for?? Like Skid is VERY aware of his dad being dead/possibly missing and legit just doesn’t wanna talk about it. He knows what death is and he finds fun in it to cope. My poor sweet boyo… and PUMP. PUMP ANSWERING THE CALL AUGHHHHHH HE WANTS HIS PARENTS BACK IM CRYING. SUSIE AND ABUELO ARE DOING THEIR BEST AND HE'S TRYING SO HARD AND AAAAAAAAAAUGH. Also him getting possessed by Moloch while having Star-Eyes basically debunks the theory of the Star-Eyes being a form of possession which is FASCINATING. Anyway that scene with Susie and Pump got me misty eyed and then during the ending with Skid and Lila i actually genuinely started crying. I just want them to be happy. Please let them be happy. Please. PLEASE.
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howlingday · 6 months
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Belladina Date Night
Jaune: It's done... Yes, Ma'am. All of our customers have been served. I'll be on my way home n- Oh, wait! I promised my wife I'd pick up some milk and eggs on the way.
Jaune: ...Okay. Thank you. Have a great d-
???: DIE, YOU BASTARD!
BANG!
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Lisa: (Via TV) Breaking news, multiple bodies have been discovered in an abandoned building in the northern district. The building, set to be demolished later this month, was inhabited by whom the police determine are members of The Black Beasts, a radical terrorist organization funded in part by foreign interests, and are responsible for multiple acts of indiscriminate violence across the Kingdom.
Penny: ...Mama, I wanna watch cartoons.
Blake: Not now, Penny.
Lisa: Moving on to stock prices...
Penny: (Teary-eyed)
Blake: ...Fine. Go ahead and change the channel.
Penny: Yay~! (Changes the channel, Sits)
Jaune: (Opens the door) Blake, Penny, I'm home!
Blake: Welcome home, Ja...
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Jaune: I... I got the milk and eggs...
Blake: Uh, thank you. Are you... Are you okay?
Jaune: No, no, I'm... I'm fine...
Jaune: (Thinking) I can't let him know that... THAT I TOOK A GUNSHOT TO MY ASS AND NOW I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!.
Penny: (Thinking) A gunshot?!.
Penny: Please don't die, Papa!
Jaune: I'll be fine, Penny. Papa just needs a good night's rest. (Slams bedroom door shut)
Penny: Wow... Not even a gunshot can kill Papa...
Blake: (Thinking) DAMN! I must've said or done something to upset him! What could it- Argh! The groceries! If I wasn't so lazy, he wouldn't be so tired! Marriages are all about compromises, but what have I given him?!.
Blake: This is bad! This is so very bad! My mission will be compromised because of my selfish behavior!.
Penny: Mama, you are way off...
Blake: Maybe he'll feel better in the morning.
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Blake: He's not better today...
Jaune: It's not better today. It huuuuurts...
Blake: J-Jaune, I have today off, so... uh... W-Would you do me the honor of going out on a date?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: (Blushes) A D-D-D-D-
Blake: I want to thank you for all of your hard work around the house and with helping raise Penny. If anyone deserves a break, it's you.
Jaune A date...
Blake: O-Only if you feel up for it, of course!
Jaune: Yes! I accept! I need to learn what dating a married woman really means!
Blake: ...Wha-
Jaune: I'm going to go get ready!
Penny: Yay~! We're going on a date~!
Blake: You're not coming. A date is only between two people.
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Blake: Take good care of her, okay?
Sun: Hey, hey, hey! Since when am I on babysitting duty?
Blake: Since right now. And you know why. (Whips out check) This is the first half.
Sun: ...You know my only weakness. (Takes)
Blake: Now... (Snaps fingers, Limo arrives) Your chariot awaits, my dear husband~.
Blake: Last night, I planned 863 different date ideas that he should enjoy. This date will be perfect.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Um I... I'm sorry, Blake, but c-could we not drive anywhere and just... walk?
Jaune: I don't want to make my butt hurt any worse!.
Blake: Huh?!
Blake: Is he still angry with me?! Damn! That's 794 ideas right out the window!.
Blake: Er, n-no problem then... Shall we? (Walks away with Jaune)
Penny: Mama... Papa...
Penny: Hey, Sunny.
Sun: Huh?
Penny: Let's follow them.
Sun: ...
Sun: Heh, alright! We'll throw on disguises and tail them!
Sun: (Thinking) Heehee! Now we'll see just how Blake swoons all her boyfriends~!.
Penny: They're too far away... I can't read their minds!.
Blake: What do those two think they're doing?. Are they pretending to be spies trying to follow us?. I'll just pretend they're not here.
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At the mall...
Blake: How about a new suit? I'm sure you'll look stunning in one~!
Jaune: N-No way!
Jaune: Those pants look so tight, and I'm in enough pain as it is!.
At the movies...
Blake: Jaune, why don't you sit down? People are staring.
Jaune: I-I'm fine!
Many locales later...
Jaune: It's no use! I can't focus on this date at all!.
Blake: I haven't cheered him up at all! If anything, he looks even angrier!.
Sun: HA! Guess Blake ain't such a smooth talker after all! HA HA HA!
Penny: Are you a bad guy, Sunny?
Sun: What?! No, of course not! I'm just happy to see Blake finally get her comeuppance at last after all her years of taunting me for my lack of tact with getting dates!
Penny: So, you're a bad guy.
Blake: Those idiots couldn't be more visible if they tried.
Blake: Er, are you hungry? Why not stop for dinner?
Jaune: Sure!
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Host: Ah, Mister and Misses Belladina! Right this way...
Host: Er, sir, I'll have to ask you to sit.
Jaune: (Hovers over the seat)
Hostess: I'm sorry, sir, but casual wear is not permitted, nor are children under the legal drinking age.
Sun: Yeah, it figures. Guess we gotta head home, Penny. Good thing, too. This game was getting boring...
Penny: Okay...
Waiter: (Thinking) Th-The Rusted Knight?!.
Penny: Huh?!
Sun: What's up? Need to go potty or somethin'?
Waiter: Yeah, that's him alright. What the hell is he doin' here?! I barely escaped the other day, and I thought that was Heaven's mercy! But now I get what my brothers and sisters in Hell are tellin' me. You want me to kill him, don't you? Then I'll do it. Tonight, I'll avenge The Black Beasts!.
Penny: There's a bad guy in the restaurant!.
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Waiter: DIE, RUSTED KNIGHT!
Jaune: HI-YA!
Blake: You're a hired killer?! I want a divorce! Belladina family is no more!
Blake: Also, let's abandon Penny!
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Sun: Hey, we gotta get back before they notice we're gone.
Penny: Wait! Papa and Mama are in trouble!
Sun: Why's she worried about them? It's not like they're her real parents.
Sun: Alright, fine. This next game is called "Infiltration".
Penny: In-Fill-Tray-Shun!
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Waiter: What would the madam and... SIR like to drink?
Blake: Dry champagne in a glass, please.
Jaune: Uh, wh-whatever cocktail you reccomend.
Blake: I'm glad you're enjoying the atmosphere. This particular restaurant is famous for its fish delicacies.
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Waiter: HOW ABOUT A BLOWFISH MARTINI, RUSTED KNIGHT?!.
Penny: (Hidden above, Whispering) H-Hurry, Sunny!
Sun: (Whispering) Easy, kid. Infiltration is a slow game.
Waiter: Take this to the gentleman at table 9.
Penny: No! We're too late!.
Jaune: Oh, it, uh... It smells a bit ripe... (Drinks, Eyes widen)
Penny: PAPA!.
Waiter: Brothers and sisters... I've avenged you...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: (Sits) Amazing! It's like all the pain in my butt just disappeared!.
Contract killers have a high toxicity tolerance.
Jaune: You hungry? Because I am famished!
Blake: Uh, y-yeah...
Blake: He cheered up all of a sudden, but I guess I shouldn't be too upset by this sudden change. Just blame it on the alcohol.
Waiter: What?! That should have been a lethal dose! Fine, then I'll just build a bomb! Enough playing safe! If I'm gonna make my brothers and sisters in The Black Beasts proud, then I need to go all out and-
Waiter: WAAAAAGH! ARGH! Wh... Where'd all this oil come from?! I almost broke my-
Penny: (Disguised, Holding a "gun") Ka-Klick!
Waiter: Wh-What?! Wait, is she... Is she one of the Rusted Knight's lackeys?! She's just a kid, too! He's a real monster!.
Penny: Listen up, Mr. Black Beast guy, stop bothering Pa- Er, that guy out there. Go home, forget about this, and make sure Catty is happy.
Waiter: How does she know I'm with the Black Beasts? And how did she know about Catty?!.
Penny: (Turns away) Go home, and make Catty happy.
Waiter: I... I see now. This isn't what The Black Beasts would've wanted. They would want me to move on. For Catty, I'll live a normal life.
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Jaune: That restaurant was great! Kinda noisy, though...
Blake: I wonder what made all that noise. Still, it's nice to see your mood improve.
Penny: And it's all thanks to me!.
Sun: Hey, where'd you run off to earlier?
Jaune: Thank you for tonight, Blake. Growing up, I spent most of my time taking care of my sister. That's why today meant a lot to me, and I hope we can do this again soon.
Jaune: Preferably when I'm not injured.
Blake: ...I'd like that, too.
Jaune: Hey, look! The carnival is in town!
Blake: Well, well; would you like to go?
Penny: The carnival?! I wanna go!
Sun: W-Wait! I thought we were being shadows!
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The next day, after the poison wore off...
Blake: Good morning, Ja-
Jaune:
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Blake: What?! No! Why?!
Blake: I don't understand men!.
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littlemisssquiggles · 17 days
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...So...about the second episode of RWBY Beyond...
[SPOILERS AHEAD! NUFF SAID]
It skips over the return of RWBY and Jaune, reuniting with their comrades in Vacuo and getting to see everyone’s reactions to being reunited with their missing comrades after so long.
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Alright. I guess they're saving that for V10 if it gets greenlit. Fair and fine.
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That being said, it skips over the reunion to focus a whole episode on Jaune in the aftermath of the return from the Ever After?
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...Huh?
I’m sorry. But for the sake of being that person, I’m gonna be that person.
Just to set the record straight, I don’t hate Jaune. I've never hated Jaune as a character. I have mostly had issues with the way the Writers just love to have Jaune’s development usurp others who deserve the screen time and focus more than him.
Personally, I do not care for Jaune’s development right now. Jaune’s whole experience in the Ever After, for me, did NOT need to be a focus episode for RWBY Beyond.
Especially since there are other characters who had more tragic experiences in the Ever After whose feelings I would’ve liked to see in the aftermath.
And by other characters, I mainly mean Ruby!
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I do, however, love the detail of Oscar being someone that Jaune gets to talk to.
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That was nice and I’m pleased to see that for a second time, Oscar is featured in RWBY Beyond. I actually hope that’s a thing for the final two episodes. I hope that Oscar appears in each episode of RWBY Beyond, even if he’s just in the background.
But going back to my original rant, Jaune is NOT the person I was itching to see Oscar talk to especially in respect to their experience in the Ever After.
If there is any body I wanted to see talk to Oscar, it’s RUBY ROSE! And no, this has nothing to do with Rosegarden or shipping potential at all. I’m talking about this from a narrative perspective.
Ruby’s whole arc in the Ever After was basically about life, death and rebirth in a sense. A complete deconstruction of her character, resulting in her committing the Ever After equivalent of “suicide” and be faced with an ultimatum of choosing to become someone else or be herself in which she chose herself.
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Ruby lost herself in the Ever After for a moment. Oscar is on the cusp of losing himself at this moment.
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Ruby saw Oscar “die” as part of an illusion that hinted at her being responsible for his death and/failing to save him just like she did with other friends like Penny.
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Oscar is on the cusp of “dying” metaphorically right now.
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YOU DON’T THINK THESE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO DEFINTELY NEED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER?!!
C’MON CRWBY! IT'S FINE THAT JAUNE GETS TO TALK TO OSCAR BUT I NEED RUBY TO TALK TO OSCAR TOO!
And speaking of Oscar, don't think I didn't notice his little awkward cough and shifty eyes, immediately redirecting the conversation when Oscar made a point about being in similar situation to Jaune and Jaune be like "You mean Ozpin, right?" and Oscar be like "Aah yes, of course". Ya'll ain't slick dropping dem Merge crumbs! For what it's worth, I do hope an episode focus more on Oscar and Oz in the cards for the final two episodes.
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Overall, this second episode of RWBY Beyond was alright. As was the first.
The artwork of RWBY Beyond is absolutely breathtaking to me and is easily my favourite part of watching the anthology. Inspite of the limited animation, the beautiful artwork more than makes up for it. I definitely wouldn’t mind an actual physical RWBY storybook anthology series done in this same art style.
Makes me wish that Fairytales of Remnant animated series was done in this exact same style instead of the awkward Camp Camp style that DID NOT feel like RWBY at all.
All in all, onward to the next episode of RB. Makes me wonder who will be the focus of the final two episodes.
Like which characters will be we get to have an episode about? Obviously, speaking for myself, I would love an Oscar-centric episode. I mean…he’s been in every episode thus far so it’d be nice to see on all about him for once.
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Outside of Oscar, I wouldn’t mind an episode about the Schnee Family done from Whitley’s perspective? That’s also a good one to see.
And of course, if there is one person an episode needs to be done on, it has to be Ruby. I mean the Oscar and Whitley ones are probabilities but a Ruby-focus episode for RWBY Beyond has to be in the cards, right?
If they can touch base on Jaune’s feelings during the Aftermath of the Ever After then surely, they gotta talk about Ruby's whole experience with her literal death and rebirth, right? RIGHT?
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I guess only time will tell. 2 Episodes down. 2 more to go so see ya’ll next week.
~LMS (2024)
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epic-arc · 8 months
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RWBY + JONR Like Batman Arkham's death screens.
''Ruby Rose''
''Now you got what you deserved cinder!''
''Never doubt team rwby!''
''Mom must be very proud of me now...''
''Yang Xiao Long''
''Huh for someone who is a spring maiden you can't stand the heat.''
''Hehe did you forget cinder? whoever plays with fire gets burned''
''Hey, my mother was right, you can only fight using these powers.''
''Weiss schnee''
''Hmph, with a good strategy and teamwork, your defeat was already certain.''
''This is for the harm you have caused to the kingdoms.''
''I just showed you what a schnee can do!''
''Blake Belladona''
''You should pay more attention to your surroundings.''
''You trust your maiden powers too much and this makes you open gaps''
''You will not harm anyone who is important to me!''
''Jaune Arc''
''look at me while you die cinder and I have to question do you believe in destiny?''
''You kept doubting me. Well look who's on the ground and who's standing now.''
''All those years I waited for this moment were worth it''
''Oscar/Ozcar''
''You caused my friends a lot of suffering so this ends now!''
''It looks like our battle at Beacon had a different ending, Miss Fall.''
''I never thought I would win this fight but apparently I was lucky''
''Lie Ren''
''I thought our battle would be more honorable. I guess i was wrong''
''Be happy that your death was done by me because if it had been Jaune or Nora it would have been more violent.''
''Pyrrha and Penny were chosen to have maiden powers. Now you're just a thief who doesn't deserve them.''
''Nora Valkyrie''
''Nana, Nana, Nah, Nah.''
''Aw, I think I hit you too hard with my hammer.''
''That's what happens when you fight with the queen of the castle!''
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iamafanofcartoons · 9 months
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Reasons to love Cinder Fall from RWBY, by June / Blightmxb on Twitter
1. Her outfits.
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She's had MORE wardrobe changes than any other RWBY character. she's a fashion victim and she looks GORGEOUS while doing every evil deed
2. Her story.
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She's the survivor of an abusive environment in a world where nothing was given to her, she learned that taking the things she wants is the only way to survive. She's such a tragic villain cause there was never a kind hand that could've lead her on a different path
3. Jessica Nigri's VA skills.
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I cannot stress enough how much i LOVE Cinder's voicing. Her velvety voice when she's being mean, her grunts of frustration, how raw she sounds when she FIGHTS. Jessica Nigri does a marvellous job for her volume after volume!
4. She's a girlfailure.
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She has been defeated numerous times by a little girl, has been allegedly killed by another maiden, challenged by Jaune (affectionate), kicked by THE Blake Belladonna. The list of failures goes on and i support her ALWAYS coming back
5. Her powers.
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She can materialize incandescent cristals, fire, make any given weapon on the spot and BREATHE FIRE. how absolutely COOL is that !!
6. How PETTY she is.
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"Do you believe in destiny?" "Yes." // "Someone once asked me if I believed in destiny and I'm happy to say I still do" Cause after coming back from the dead (almost) she es yet again ready to commit atrocities to become even stronger, i respect her tenacity
7. She looks so awesome.
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The atrocities look GOOD on her and she is a feast to the eyes when she's on screen
8. She is an overconfident, manipulative, intelligent, ruthless, cunning, villain who knows exactly how to get what she wants AND she's a woman.
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Enough of morally corrupted men in media, I want morally corrupted WOMEN who are POWER-HUNGRY & not afraid to take what they want !!
9. If Ruby is the light of RWBY, Cinder is the shadow.
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As the show goes on, Ruby & Cinder both face failure, loss, trauma and they both slowly lose parts of themselves. But while Ruby overcomes the struggles and becomes better, Cinder doesn't change her ways and becomes worse
10. Her Cinderella theme
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i'm obsessed with how she's based on cinderella but she mirrors that entire tale and instead of becoming kind and forgiving and loving she becomes ruthless, cold hearted, and vengeful
11. She is the heart of the conflict in RWBY.
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She’s the only consistent villain that brings conflict to the story. Grimm are background threats, & Salem & the other villains have less impactful scenes but Cinder is ALWAYS at the centre of the main events that further the plot
12. She would give it a shot to bisexuality.
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And I think that's very cool of her to love women !!
13. Overall, I think she's a pivotal character in the RWBY universe who stirs things up and gives us such memorable (and painful) moments and I just love a complex and morally dubious villain !!
Disclaimer, cause I know you guys like to take things out of context. Do I condone her actions? No. She's done terrible things and she'll have to pay for them. Do I think she deserves a happy ending? I think she's too far gone for any hope of redemption, so probably no.
I personally don't want her to die, but knowing how RWBY works there's a slim chance she'll survive after what she's done. So. I would like her to hit rock bottom so hard she realizes she's neck deep in the wrong path, but she can still do One Good thing before she's done for(+)+) and that is sacrifice herself for Ruby. Or save her/help her in any capacity when all seems lost and she's too far gone to survive. Her own little redemption to all the terrible things she's done. That isn't enough but it's Something. I want her dark life to end with a light
www.twitter.com/Blightmxb/status/1652622432560111616
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 9 months
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Jaune: I resent the fact I didn’t get to die with Pyrrha. I resent myself for not knowing how she felt.
Ruby: You’ll move on.
Jaune: I don’t deserve to.
Ruby: Yes you do!
Jaune: Then I don’t want to deserve to.
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spoonoftar · 1 year
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Hey. Jaune shippers! Your ship reactions to the dialogue:
They: It’s my boyfriend Jaune! He deserves all nice things, hugs and kisses!
Jaune: I deserve to lay in a pit and die.
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notmaplemable · 8 months
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Stark Red (Rewritten) - Part 1: The Lady's Choice
Penny: Let me choose this one thing. Trust me.
It was a simple choice for Penny to make, really. Her life for the lives of her friends and possibly everyone else on Remnant. It was a choice she would have made a million times over under normal circumstances. And as she felt herself bleeding out she knew these were far from normal circumstances.
Jaune looked down at Penny and then towards Crocea Mors. Tears welled up in his eyes as he silently nodded. Penny closed her eyes as she heard Jaune unsheathe his sword.
Oh, how it pained her to ask Jaune to take her life. She knew how it would weigh on his soul just as the lost of Pyrrha had, but there was simply no other choice Penny could make then to die and to keep her power out of Cinder's hands and, as Penny felt Jaune getting closer, that's exactly what she would do.
Cinder: Oh no you don't!
Weiss: Jaune!
Penny opened her eyes just in time to see Jaune barely manage to bring his shield up and block Cinder's attack.
Penny: No.
Was all Penny could manage as Weiss and Jaune attempted to fight off the foul maiden.
Penny could not allow Cinder another chance to drain what little power she had left. So, she did the only thing she could think of in that moment. She rolled over, her wounds aching and stinging as she did so, and pulled herself to the same void that had taken her friends mere minutes ago.
The battle around her raged, paying little attention to her as she reached the edge of the abyss. And with the last bit of energy she could muster before collapsing, she threw herself off the edge. Happy memories of days with friends now forever in the past playing in her mind as she fell.
And so would end the tale of Penny Polendina.
Such a shame that someone with so little choice in the matter and acted as heroically as her would have her tale end in such tragedy.
Or, at least this version of her tale.
Hmm.
You'll have to forgive me Penny for the lack of your input, but I believe you deserve a different fate. You deserve a choice.
I shall give you that choice.
Though, you will not be alone.
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