new shape alert!!

even i don't know what's goin' on here..

William refusing to definitively gender his own fursona because maybe he just doesn't have the vocabulary to express a nonbinary identity but also definitely to leave room for customers to assume the Spring Bonnie character is Fredbear's love interest.

You know it's the holidays when Sonofalich Frozenhand, the lalafel who is inexplicably ALWAYS LYING THERE DEAD in the middle of Ul'dah, is clad in his festive gear.

I could work all day like a good girl. Or I could drink coffee and make tier lists like a child.

Which of these would feel better at the end of the day?

Probably a WIP, but just in case it isn't and I don't come back... have some silly domestic Daisuga.

A mysterious object in the sky was spotted descending over downtown Charlotte, North Carolina.🤔

one more thought about these free range genitals

ratatouille, but it's buggy's penis under his captain's hat

We need to be talking more about this 'side plot' in OotP:

When Harry has his hearing at the Ministry Kingsley hands Arthur a copy of the Quibbler:

Kingsley tipped Harry an enormous wink and added, in a whisper, 'Give him the magazine, he might find it interesting.'

And then later on the train ride to Hogwarts Harry borrows the same edition from Luna:

Harry opened the magazine and scanned the index. Until this moment he had completely forgotten the magazine Kingsley had handed Mr Weasley to give to Sirius, but t must have been this edition of the Quibbler. He found the page and turned excitedly to the article. This, too, was illustrated by a rather bad cartoon; in fact Harry would not have known it was supposed to be Sirius if it hadn't been captioned. Sirius was standing on a pile of human bones with his wand out. The headline on the article said: SIRIUS - BLACK AS HE’S PAINTED? Notorious mass murderer or innocent singing sensation? [...] For fourteen years Sirius Black has been believed guilty of the mass murder of twelve innocent Muggles and one wizard. Black’s audacious escape from Azkaban  two years ago  has led to the widest manhunt ever conducted by the Ministry of Magic. None of us have ever questioned that he deserves to be recaptured and handed back to the Dementors.  BUT DOES HE?  Startling new evidence has recently come to light that Sirius Black may not have committed the crimes for which he was sent to Azkaban. In fact, says Doris Purkiss, of 18 Acanthia Way, Little Norton, Black may not even have been present to the killings.  'What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name,' says Mrs Purkiss. 'The man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman, lead singer of popular singing group The Hobgoblins, who retired from public life after being struck on the ear by a turnip at a concert in Little Norton Church Hall nearly fifteen years ago. I recognized him the moment I saw his picture in the paper. Now, Stubby couldn’t possibly have committed these crimes, because on the day in question he happened to be enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner with me. I have written to the Minister for Magic and am expecting him to give Stubby, alias Sirius, a full pardon any day now.'

'standing on a pile of human bones with his wand out' ???

'lead singer of popular singing group The Hobgoblins, who retired from public life after being struck on the ear by a turnip at a concert in Little Norton Church Hall' ???

'I have written to the Minister for Magic and am expecting him to give Stubby, alias Sirius, a full pardon any day now' ???

I need a story about Sirius reading that article, maybe reminiscing with Remus about Stubby Boardman, because he has to be around their age for him to be confused with Sirius. Sirius definitely needed a laugh, being grounded and everything.

Or give me a story about Sirius not finding it funny at all, but feigning a laugh because dark humor is his coping strategy in response to the whole wrongful imprisonment thing, and he refuses to let anyone see how much it truly affects him.

And where are the Marauder stories featuring Stubby Boardman? And what's the deal with Doris Purkiss? With Stubby and Sirius being relatively close in age, shouldn't she, too, have attended Hogwarts at the same time as Sirius? Then why doesn't she know him? I thought he was 'the height of cool'? And what's the backstory with the turnip?

(More Gifs by me!)

Tony: I can't believe I lost my wedding ring. It's the one thing I can't replace.

Peter: Don't worry, Mr Stark. We'll find it before Pepper finds out. We'll just have to retrace your steps.

Harley: Or we could hire a metal detector and comb the entire city. That's what I did when I lost my cufflinks.

Tony: I don't think that's very practical

Harley: Hey, I found them, didn't I? And not everyone can afford unlimited cufflinks old man

y'all the real ackerman mystery is why the hell mikasa's father continued to use ackerman last name after telling mikasa about the persecution lol man knew people were after his fam and he said yolo

That's....a very good point. It's almost like Yams was making shit up as he went along 😂

FLAME ON

This Kiss by Faith Hill

I don't want another heartbreak I don't need another turn to cry, no I don't want to learn the hard way Baby, hello, oh, no, goodbye But you got me like a rocket Shooting straight across the sky

It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centrifugal motion It's perpetual bliss It's that pivotal moment It's, ah, impossible This kiss, this kiss (unstoppable) This kiss, this kiss

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Err.

Tumblr.

I should not be getting this warning ON MY OWN BLOG.

Yes, I want to see MY BLOG.

I also do not believe my blog should be marked "mature" but hey, I reblog a lot of queer content.

And lots of pro-union stuff, which I suppose is "mature" in the sense that it relates to adults with jobs.

(Gee, Tumblr, I wonder why you're having trouble getting viewers to make accounts, and getting people with accounts to stick around more. Hm.)

now what in gods name is a coomer.........

Force Majeure - Chapter 12 - gritkitty, Nestra - Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019) [Archive of Our Own]

“Michael’s in place,” Isobel whispered, her gaze unfocused.

“Ask him to confirm he moved the security cameras.”

“Yes. He’s waiting on us.”

“We’re ready.” Alex gripped his supplies. “Now.”

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