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incorrecthomer · 21 hours

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Diomedes sitting on a couch with his arms crossed: So I've seen that you've been spending a lot of time with Penelope lately. Odysseus: Wait no dude it's not what it looks like I swear Diomedes: Oh really? So theres no reason for me to be jealous? Odysseus: No! You're the only one for me Diomedes: Is that so? Odysseus: I promise! Penelope and I are just dating, ok? Diomedes: so there's no rivalry-friendship feelings involved? Odysseus: you are still my only Rival. She's just the best thing that's happened to me. Nothing more Diomedes: but I'm the best Rival to have happened to you right? Odysseus: Of course! Penelope just watching all of this go down: What the fuck

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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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0lympian-c0uncil · 4 months

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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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starry-eon · 3 months

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rip alexander the great you would've loved the teenage tumblr girls that obsess over patrochilles as much as you did

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genericpuff · 6 months

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"Cronus, God of Time, God of Decay-"

"...in the face of his own mortality, he devoured Rhea's creations, of earth and sea, limb by limb, until none but the sky remained."

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incorrectgreekgods · 10 months

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Zeus: When I got married, you know what Hera often said to me? Poseidon: Please stop sleeping with other people?

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mytholots · 6 months

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Apollo, *acting tough*: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Dionysus: Yeah, Apollo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Apollo: Exactly, I will straight up-

Apollo: ...

Apollo, *tearing up*: Dio, why would you say that?!

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pelideswhore · 11 months

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i-am-traveling-the-multifandom · 5 months

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Hermes, Apollo and Hephaestus, barging into Poseidon's room: POSEIDON!!!! Poseidon, dropping his drink: WHAT THE FUCK- Hephaestus: SAY I CAN MAKE A TACTICAL ROOMBA Poseidon: A what- Why are you asking me?! Hermes: Zeus and Hera will say no and Maia and Leto aren’t here! Poseidon: … I guess? Go for it. Apollo: FUCK YEA- *leaves* Poseidon: … am I the fun uncle?

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incorrecthomer · 2 days

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Odysseus: You guys don't want to mess with me! Eurylochus: Yeah. He will straight up cry in public. Don't try him Odysseus: Exactly, I will stra- Odysseus: Odysseus, tearing up: Why would you say something like that?

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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Thetis: You can't marry Patroclus. He is not worthy of you!

Achilles: It seems that someone will not be invited to the wedding.