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incorrectgreekgods · 10 months

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Zeus: When I got married, you know what Hera often said to me? Poseidon: Please stop sleeping with other people?

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loloisafangirl · 2 years

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Hades: I’m still trying to figure out why you like me.

Persephone: Because you’re sweet and funny.

Hades: Well Thanatos says I’m mean and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

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withlovefromolympus · 2 years

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Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*

Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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paradisechid800 · 11 months

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*Found footage of the Greek Gods*

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Apollo: NOOOO!! MY LOVER!!

Ares: Your lover? Why was he tied up then?

Apollo: ...

Ares: ....

Ares: Ooooohhhhhh....

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Dionysus: * Wearing a t-shirt with a dumb joke on it* Hahaha! Hey, read me!

Athena: You're dead weight and no body loves you.

Dionysus: ...

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Hephaestus: I want a divorce.

Aphrodite: You already did that.

Hephaestus: Well I want to divorce from this divorce!

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Ares: STRANGER DANGER!! I DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN!!!

Hera: Come back here now and clean your room!

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Orion: *existing*

Artemis: OH, that's him!

Hestia: Really?

Artemis: Yeah, I'm going to go shoot my shot.

Hestia: Good luck.

Orion: OH, Hi.

Artemis: *Shoots him*

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Zeus: 10 drachmas to the next good idea.

Hermes: Me! Me!

Zeus: And what's your idea?

Hermes: A sword made our of Legos.

Zeus: ...

Zeus: Brilliant!! If they feet, imagine what kind of chaos they can unleash on the rest of the body.

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apollosgiftofprophecy · 1 year

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Kidnappers: We have your son.

Zeus: I have lots of sons. You have to be more specific.

Kidnappers: He's been singing Toxic on a loop for 4 hours.

Zeus: Oh my gods you have Apollo.

Zeus:

Zeus: Keep him.

Kidnappers: No, please, TAKE HIM BACK! HE'S DRIVING US CRAZY.

Zeus: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL

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Kidnappers: We have your son.

Leto: Oh my gosh you have Apollo.

Kidnappers: W-wait, how did you know that-

Leto: I have 1 son and that is definitely Apollo singing Toxic in the background.

Kidnappers: Please take him back he's been singing it on loop for 4 hours he's driving us crazy!

Leto: Can I speak to him on the phone real quick? To check on him? He's my only son you know.

Kidnappers: Uh, sure?

Apollo, really high and happy: HI MOM! :DD :DDDD

Leto: Hi sweetheart!

Apollo: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SMNF

Leto: awww, love you to sweetie <3

Leto:

Leto: I want you to drive those nasties crazy, okay?

Apollo: OKAY MOM :D :DDD

*incoherent screaming is heard as Apollo's singing increases in volume*

Leto: that's my baby

Leto, throwing shades on: and no one messes with my baby.

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wolfer13579 · 5 months

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Hades: *on top of a building* I’m going to jump!

Zeus/Poseidon/Hestia: *collectively* NOO!

Demeter/Hera: Do a flip!

Dedicated to: @0lympian-c0uncil, cuz of that one post relating to The Office

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0lympian-c0uncil · 1 year

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Zeus: WHY IS THERE AN $800,000 CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!?!

Apollo: Dad I'm a... 💅✨ Material Girl✨💅

Zeus: GET THE FUCK-

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bambismoonlight · 9 months

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Zeus: I have a job!

Hades: What are the key responsibilities for your job?

Zeus:

Zeus: With no responsibilities, I’m doing my job quite well.

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money-and-dandellions · 5 days

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Olympus, dead of the night.

Artemis, swinging Apollo's door open:

Apollo: Wha-

Artemis: Deer can get cancer

Apollo:

Artemis:

Apollo, snapping his fingers: Nope, they can't

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greekmythologythougths · 11 days

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Dionysus would be fantastic at overthrowing the patriarchy

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incorrectgreekgods · 10 months

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Athena: I hate you sometimes. Hermes: Well according to this picture of us holding hands that's not true. Athena: You drew that. Hermes: It doesn't matter.

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loloisafangirl · 1 year

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Hermes: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Apollo, not looking up: Spear.

Hermes: BLOCKED

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withlovefromolympus · 2 years

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Artemis: Athena is the very definition of bravery and beauty

Athena: *blushes*

In another room

Aphrodite: without ugliness, there would be no beauty in this world

Ares: thank you for your sacrifice, Heph

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paradisechid800 · 1 year

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Diomedes: *Shoots Aphrodite*

Aphrodite: ...

Aphrodite: Oh Hades no, *Turns to Apollo* Hold my son.

Apollo: Wait, are you about to-

Aphrodite: *Takes off earnings, ties back hair, and bites off acrylics*

Athena: Wait, what is she about-

Aphrodite: *Lay's the smack-down on Diomedes*

Athena: My gods...

Hera: Wait, she can fight!?!?!

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apollosgiftofprophecy · 1 year

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Hermes : Why is Apollo crying on the floor? Dionysus: He's drunk. Hermes : And? Dionysus: He saw a picture of Hyacinthus's boyfriend. Hermes : But he's Hyacinthus's boyfriend. Dionysus: I know.

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athenas-sw0rd · 2 years

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Achilles: If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?

Neoptolemus: I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"

Achilles: Not where i was going, but ok.

Odysseus, 10 years later: ...

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