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#Incorrect Romione Quotes
myloveharry · 8 months
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Harry: What time is it?
Ron: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Ron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Ron: It’s 2 am
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weasleydailyprophet · 5 months
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Percy : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, YES! Charlie : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, MAYBE? Molly : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, no.. ***BONUS*** Hermione : Ron.. Ron : Okay, hon!
Harry : Ron? Ron : FUCK YES!!
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hermiones-amortentia · 10 months
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Hermione: I am such a shameless person.
Hermione: Mrs Weasley lets me stay in her house during the summer holidays.
Hermione: and how do I repay her? By fantasizing about her youngest son fucking me in his bedroom
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crackishincorrecthp · 2 months
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Hermione: You know, Harry gives Draco flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too Ron: Ron: Okay... *Later* Ron: *gives Draco flowers* Draco: Harry: Draco: Draco: What the actual fuck? Ron: I don't know, I'm confused as well...But Hermione said I should give you flowers as well Hermione: *facepalms* Hermione: No, I meant you should give me flowers
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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years
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Ron: *sneaking back into his dorm late at night*
Harry, turning around in his chair: Where have you been?
Ron, sweating nervously: I- I was with Ginny
Ginny, turning around in another chair: Try again
Ron:
Ron: Wait… what the fuck are you doing here?
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itsgrangerweasley · 8 months
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Ron: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Hermione: [turns to Harry] How tall are you?
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redandbrown · 6 months
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Ron: You kissed me…
Hermione blushing fiercely: I- yes I did.
Ron: Took you long enough.
Hermione getting mad: Me?! Are you’re lips broken, Ronald Weasley?! You should h-
Ron kisses her and pulls back: My lips aren’t broken.
Hermione: Nope they are not.
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Ron: so which is correct? Seven and five ARE thirteen or seven and five IS thirteen?
Hermione: neither
Hermione: cuz it's twelve
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nuninho2000 · 2 years
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Ron and Hermione arguing during in their 30s
Hermione : I swear, sometimes i feel like i married to a child
Ron : You better watch who you’re calling a child, Hermione. If I’m a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
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number-onekidqueen · 1 year
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Hermione: *getting her camera*
Ron: who cares how it looks?! What matters is how it tastes.
Ron: which is why we should eat some now.
Hermione: don't you dare.
Hermione: this is a testament of the time you didn't eat anything before I took a photo of it.
Hermione: *spotting macaron crumbs*
Ron:
Hermione: .... you have ten seconds to run.
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looopylupin · 1 year
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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma
harry: thank you
mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing
harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny
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myloveharry · 8 months
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Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Hermione: Ron no.
Harry: Mistlefoe.
Hermione: Please stop encouraging him.
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weasleydailyprophet · 6 months
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Hermione : I warn you, Ron. I'm too brilliant to be seduced! Ron : That's why I fancy you, Hermione Hermione : Hermione : *blushes*
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hermiones-amortentia · 7 months
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Hermione took Ron to watch beauty and the beast
Hermione: so what do you think?
Ron: about what?
Hermione: the film. Did you like it?
Ron: yeah it was nice. But I am just wondering
Hermione: that how hot Emma Watson is?
Ron: no. Not that. She is fine. I am wondering that Belle didn't know The beast was a prince. Right?
Hermione: no she didn't.
Ron: that means she planned to bang him in his beast form.
Hermione:....
Ron: hows that gonna even fit.. I mean he is almost thrice as large..
Hermione: I will NEVER take you to watch another Disney film. EVER.
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crackishincorrecthp · 1 month
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Ron, to Hermione close to the exams: When's the last time you slept? Hermione: Uh... a few days ago, I think Ron: A few- how many?! Hermione: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Ron: What you need is sleep!
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blackbirdi · 2 months
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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3
Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Hermione: *Blushing* What?
Ron: *Also Blushing* What?
Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.
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