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weasleydailyprophet · 1 month
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The Marauders 90s : Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom The Silver Trio : Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Hannah Abbot OR Ernie MacMillan Well, Hufflepuff deserved their own stage too, didn't they?
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weasleydailyprophet · 1 month
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Harry Potter : Magic Awakened, was the best online mobile game. Great story, great combats, great features. At least that was what I felt until P2W Gamers Invasion begun. That is why I don't use to play online video games. Dear, P2W Gamers, YOU SUCK!!
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weasleydailyprophet · 1 month
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I imagined, when Ron tried to come back to Harry and Hermione, he got captured by the snatchers which made him had to cancel his plan. So for few weeks, he had to live on the run, without decent foods, bonfire, even tent. And of course, it noticed Harry and Hermione when they accidently heard the news from Potterwatch. Thanks to his body endurance, Ron can survive.
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weasleydailyprophet · 1 month
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Dumbledore : I'm sure you knew why didn't I make you Prefect, Harry. Harry : Let me guess. Because you didn't want me being cockblocker for Ron and Hermione? Dumbledore : 100 points to Gryffindor. Harry : Previously, McGonagall. Now you.. Harry : Harry : Fuck my life!
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weasleydailyprophet · 1 month
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If Ron Weasley stays cool when Harry got his name into The Goblet of Fire, part II Dorm, at night.. Ron : Y'know what? Sometimes I'm envy with you, Harry. Maybe it sounds so childish, but, I'm wondering how does it feel to be famous likes you? Harry : Ron, I told you, I don't want all of this, ever. I just wanna be your friend, your best friend. Besides, I think I'm s'posed to be envy instead of you. You have family who loves you, and have normal life just like a boy in general. Something I never got... Ron : Well, seems we are draw at this, eh? Harry : Indeed, Ron. Indeed. So, are we good? Ron : O'course, mate! I was just a little envy, that's all. Harry : *shrugs* Well, now I'm wondering what would I find in this first task. I know I don't want this rubbish, but still, I'm worried. Ron : The only thing you need to do is sleep. I will do the rest, so I will need your invicible cloak and map. After Harry gives Ron his invicible cloak and Marauders Map, Ron starts to sneak out of Hogwarts to find something that would be the first task in Triwizard Tournament..
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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When Ron left in Deathly Hallows and came back saving Harry's life, Harry said what he felt for Hermione: "She's like my sister," he went on. "I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It's always been like that, I thought you knew." I think all that was left was for Harry to say "and I like your sister, you idiot"
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Percy : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, YES! Charlie : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, MAYBE? Molly : Ron, NO! Ron : Ron, no.. ***BONUS*** Hermione : Ron.. Ron : Okay, hon!
Harry : Ron? Ron : FUCK YES!!
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Harry : Professor, can you sign this letter, so I can go to Hogsmeade? McGonagall : I'm afraid I can't, Potter. Only parents or guardian can do that, and I'm not your guardian. Harry : Please, Professor.. I wanna go to Hogsmeade so bad..! McGonagall : I actually can, but I don't wanna do that. Harry : Why?? McGonagall : Because I cannot let you to keep being a cockblocker for Weasley and Granger, Potter. That is not good for you. Harry : McGonagall : Romione forever
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Yes, I always put Neville as a part of The Golden Trio which made me called it The Marauders Next Gen instead. And I headcanon Neville also got his name into Chocolate Frog card. He deserved that, totally.
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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SAVAGE! SSADISTIC!! SSSENSATIONAL!!! Losing 50 points is worthy for teaching Draco "Ferret" Malfoy some lesson!
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who requested ron hitting draco with a crocodile heart??? this is for you, bestie
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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During practice time with Dumbledore Army, Ron yelled and danced happily like a 5 years old boy after he disarmed Hermione trice. That made her giggled softly because her future husband was so adorable for acting like that.
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Happy Birthday, Ron Weasley! You will always be our KING!
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years
You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque
It’s happens almost every single year
Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people
But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously
Almost
Every
Single
Fucking
Year
And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose
And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza
All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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weasleydailyprophet · 2 months
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Some stupid person: Ron Weasley was selfish!
Me: *Quotes the entire Malfoy Manor chapter from Deathly Hallows*
Or at least these 4 pages:
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weasleydailyprophet · 3 months
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Pro genocide weirdos who are defending these atrocities are the scum of the earth.
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weasleydailyprophet · 3 months
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What if Ron Weasley has no phobia of spiders? . Ron and Harry will still be in same wagon, bonus Fred, George, and Lee . Ron and Harry will not only play chess together, but also play spider wrestling . Ron maybe will be the one who dominates conversation with Aragog, instead of Harry . Ron and Harry would leave the forbidden forest without trouble, but unfortunately there will not be an epic fast-and-furious-scene that involves Ford Anglia . Ron's boggart maybe would be Mrs. Weasley . Ron would join the moment when Aragog passes away with Harry, Hagrid, and Professor Slughorn . In the battle of Hogwarts, the spiders will be on Hogwarts side, and Ron will lead them to fight together against the death eaters
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