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LoZ Wild - Ruined & Non-Canon Town Recipe Ideas

Here are recipe ideas I had for several towns that were either in total ruin in the Wild Series, existed in previous games, but not in the Wild ones, or that I just completely made up.

* Will be beside recipes that already exist in the games in one form or another. Ones that don't exist in the Wild Series specifically, will usually tell which game they're from at the end of the recipe itself.

※ Will be beside things that were planned to be part of the official series at one point, but for whatever reason, were cut.

☆ Will be beside towns that either existed in previous games, but not the Wild Series, or that I just totally made up.

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For the sake of my own sanity, I'm gonna increase the ingredient limit to 7-10.

Also, having a variety of different ingredients with the same effect gives a bit of a bonus.

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If you're confused by any unidentified ingredients, you'll either find them on my 2nd Tier Ingredients list or my New Ingredient Ideas list.

For quick travel, go to LoZ Cultural Masterlist. You'll find other recipe lists there under the Food section.

Also, some 2nd Tier Ingredients use the same ingredients, but the end result depends on which kitchen utensil is used to make it. For instance, Pastry Dough & Soup Stock are both made with the same basic ingredients, but you get Pastry Dough using a Rolling Pin & Soup Stock using a Pot. In this way, it would sort of soft block certain recipes behind a specific kitchen utensil.

Kitchen Items:

Cooking Pot, Rolling Pin, Mortar & Pestle (later upgraded to a Spice Grinder), White Frying Pan, Zonaite Brewing Keg, Brick Oven, Saucepan, Cheesecloth, Hōchō-Kaku (A full Sheikah kitchen knife set in a knife block), Makisu (a sushi mat), Oil Distillery, Fermentation Jar, & Frost Box (basically a fridge/freezer that uses Ice Runes).

Gathering these things also has another affect. They improve the quality & effectiveness of your final dish, as well as increase the likelihood of getting cooking crits.

Also, unless certain ingredients are specifically listed in the name, many ingredients can be substituted for another one from the same category or sub-category. The ingredients listed here are just how the specific settlement makes it.

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Special Attention: Whenever a recipe says "Any Butter," just assume that that also includes Browned Butter. Likewise, whenever a specific type of butter, such as Ordon Butter or Lon Lon Butter, is called for, that also includes their Browned variants.

The reason for this is because Browned Butter is just an overall improvement on regular butter & can be used in damn near anything. From savory, to sweet, to vegetables.

It's just a simple way to elevate your cooking.

Of course, there is also an in-game reason. The better quality the ingredients you use, the better the results you get from the final product with a higher chance of getting crits.

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I was unable to put all the places I wanted in a singular post, so I made 2 others: Ordon Food Culture & Koholint Food Culture

For quick travel, go here: LoZ Cultural Masterlist

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List of Effects:

Aerodynamic - Dive Mobility Up.

Amorous - Aphrodisiac. This is a secondary effect, allowing it to remain even after being cooked with something else. (This is mostly for flavor & wouldn't actually do anything in a game setting. Though, it specifically only activates when a sufficient level of dopamine & norepinephrine is found in the body, it can likewise be cured when a sufficient enough supply of oxytocin is introduced into the bloodstream or by simply avoiding those who cause such reactions until the Amorous food has made its way out of their system. So, it only takes effect if in the presence of someone you legit are attracted to & are in love with, which is why Link wouldn't be affected. He's Zelda's & it'd only work on him in her presence. It also doesn't work on anyone who hasn't finished puberty. It's also known to increase the possibility of reproduction.)

Battle Ready - Hearty, Enduring, & Mighty all in one. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Ordon & Lurelin.)

*Biting - Cold Weather Attack.

*Dark/Warding - Gloom Resistance.

- Depths Stride - Dark/Warding & Glow at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of the Depths.)

Dawing/Dusky - Twilight Blade Attack Up. (Doubles the damage dealt by Sheikah/Yiga weaponry, Moonlight Scimitars, knives, sickles, & scythes by generating a crepuscular razor, thus dealing twilight damage. Mirror Sheilds are also more effective. Sheikah/Yiga weaponry fused with Silver Lizalfos Horns deal thrice as much damage as normal. Twilight also deals extra damage to undead enemies & Poes, this sets the spirit trapped inside free & results in a Poe Soul. Twilight damage is also noted to be purifying, so defeating Wolfos, Furnix, Bullbos, & Iron Knuckle enemies with Twilight purifies them, thus returning them to their natural state.)

Dreamy - Sleep Induction. This is a secondary effect, allowing it to remain even after being cooked with something else. (More for story flavor as somnolents just make you sorta sleepy &, thus, won't just knock Link out cold. Actual gameplay uses would only be included when you use Fuse Weapon to attach the item to an arrow or other weapon, which I'm saying concentrates & amplifies the effects, which allows you to knock enemies out cold. Without the Fuse Weapon rune, you'd need to make a concentrated sleep extract to apply to the arrow/weapon tip by hand. By default, Dreamy items don't work against boss or mini-boss enemies.)

- Potent Dreamy - Powerful Sleep Induction. This is a secondary effect, allowing it to remain even after being cooked with something else. (Unlike Dreamy, Potent Dreamy will absolutely knock Link the fuck out. It's basically a tranquilizer. Note that only the scent of a Mawkap will wake him up afterwards.)

Eclating/Glaring - Light Blade Attack Up. (Doubles the damage dealt by swords, knives, axes, sickles, & scythes by generating a cutting light thus dealing light damage. Light-based weapons such as the White Sword of the Sky, the Master Sword, the Sword of the Six Sages, the Bow of Light, & other such weapons deal triple damage. However, damage dealt from using a Light Weapon fused with a Light Dragon part is quadrupled. Light attacks also deal extra damage to dark enemies. Light damage is noted to be purifying, so defeating Wolfos, Furnix, Bullbos, & Iron Knuckle enemies with Light purifies them, thus returning them to their natural state.)

*Electro - Shock Resistance.

*Enduring - Adds Stamina.

*Energizing - Restores Stamina.

*Fireproof - Fire Resistance.

Freezeproof - Freeze Resistance.

Frost Guard - Spicy, Freezeproof, Biting, & Snowdrift at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Hebra & Ealiyah Town.)

Gills - Breathe Water for a period of time.

*Glow - Glow.

*Hasty - Speed Up.

- Sanddrift - Sand Mobility Up.

- Snowdrift - Snow Mobility Up.

*Hearty - 1-10 Extra Hearts.

Hydrating - Keep Wet Longer. Once Hydrating reaches level 3, you stay wet twice as long. This is a secondary effect, allowing it to remain even after being cooked with something else. (This effect is most useful for Zora. Also pairs swimmingly with Zora weaponry.)

Hydrophilic - Gills & Rapid at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the Zora.)

Icy/Chilly - Heat Resistance.

Invigorating -

Lava Guard - Fireproof & Rapid. Allows to swim in lava. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the Gorons & Mogma of Gorondia.)

Lightningproof - Lightning Shield.

- Lightning Guard - Lightningproof & Stormy/Charged at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Faron, Ordona, & the Gerudo Desert.)

*Mighty - Attack Up.

Photosynthesis - Sunny & Recovery at once. Allows you to slowly recover hearts over time so long as you're in direct sunlight or under a Lightroot, even if those hearts are effected by Gloom. (This effect isn't normally natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the Zonai.)

※Puissant - Allows one to jump twice. (Turns out that a Twice Jump cooking effect was cut from the final TotK game. So, you gotta know that I'll be effing with that!)

Pyrophilic - Flame Guard & Scorching at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Eldin & Gorondia.)

*Rapid - Swim Speed Up.

Reforge - Repairs Shield, but must be applied directly.

- Auto Reforge - Automatically repairs Shield upon breaking.

Revitalizing - Hearty & Enduring (+5-20♡) at once. (This effect isn't normally natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of specific places.)

Revival - Revives after death with 8 hearts. (Only Fairies & recipes that require Fairies have this effect. Don't worry, no Fairies are harmed during this process. The only thing used is the Fairies' dust.)

- Full Revival - Revives after death with full hearts. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of specific places. If you get a crit while cooking, you'll also get up to 10 extra hearts as well.)

Riptide - Water Spear/Blade Attack Up. (Doubles spear & blade damage by generating a pressurized stream of water, thus dealing water damage. Spears fused with Silver Lizalfos Horns do triple. Also pairs swimmingly with Zora weaponry.)

*Scorching - Heat Weather Attack.

*Sneaky - Stealth Up.

- Shadow Sneak - Dark/Warding & Sneaky at once. Stealth increases in darkness. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Kakariko.)

*Spicy - Cold Resistance.

*Sticky - Grip Up.

*Stormy/Charged - Stormy Weather Attack.

*Sunny - Heals Gloom Damage.

Sun Guard - Chilly, Hydrating, Scorching, & Sanddrift at once. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs. Or via well-guarded cultural secret known only to the residents of Gerudo Desert.)

Tenebrating - Dark Blade Attack Up. (Doubles the damage dealt by Sheikah/Yiga weaponry, Gloom weaponry, sickles, & scythes by generating a vicious dark force thus dealing dark or shadow damage. Sheikah/Yiga weaponry fused with dark monster parts triples the damage dealt.)

*Tough - Defence Up.

Toxic - Inflicts Poison. Slowly reduces health over time. (Note that certain Toxic ingredients can be prepared specially to be made edible or to make things like medicines.)

Vitality - Temporary Stamina Use Reduction.

- Max Vitality - Max Energizing & stamina can be used freely for a certain amount of time. (This effect isn't natural to a single ingredient & can only be achieved via special recipes, using special cooking techniques known only to the best chefs.)

Windshear = Wind Blade Attack Up. (Doubles the damage dealt by swords, knives, axes, sickles, & scythes by generating a cutting wind, thus dealing wind damage.)

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Castle Town Dishes:

A true melting pot of cultures, though Hylian is most predominant. It's essentially the culinary capital of Hyrule.

Because it is the capital of Hyrule, a lot of trade goes through there, thus they have access to quite a lot of the various ingredients around Hyrule. However, there are still certain ingredients more common here due to being local. Also, their very close proximity to Mabe Village means that Castle Town tends to get quite a lot of their products. As such, Lon Lon dairy products are what's used most in town.

Some local ingredients include but are not limited to Hyrule Herbs, Hyrule Shrooms, & Spicy Peppers.

The nearby Satori Tree also gives them immediate access to Satori Cherries (Hasty & Hydrating), Satora Blossoms (Hasty & Amorous), & Endura Carrots. It is very close & it's surrounded by Fire Fruit trees.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Apple Jam = Any Apple, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Tomato Jam (Hydrating) = Hylian Tomato, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly or Gelatin.Jam.

- Loveberry Jam (Amorous) = Karina Fragria (Amorous), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin. - Just strawberry jam.

- Satori Jelly (Hasty & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

Fried Rice Base = Hylian Rice, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, any Carrot, Sheikah Edadaizu (Sneaky), & Stambulb.

Bread Mix = Tabantha Wheat & Rock Salt.

- *Wheat Bread = Bread Mix. - The most basic & common bread.

- Croissants = Bread Mix, Cane Sugar, any Milk, Oil Jar, any Brown Butter, & Bird Egg. - Deliciously flaky & buttery bread. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making other dishes. Originates from Goponga, but is also loved in Castle Town.

- Brioche = Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, any Brown Butter, Cane Sugar, & Bird Egg. - Considered a cross between a pastry & a bread due to being enriched with butter. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making other dishes. Originates from Goponga, but is also loved in Castle Town.

Roux = Tabantha Wheat & Oil Jar.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Soup Stock = Any Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup stock.

- Soup Stock = Any Milk, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat. - Same ingredients as Pastry Dough, but the end results are different depending on whether you use a Rolling Pin or Pot. Also commonly used for Stews.

- Creamy Soup Stock = Any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat.

Cake Mix = Tabantha Wheat, Cane Sugar, & any Butter.

Pastry Dough = Tabantha Wheat, any Butter, Rock Salt. - Same necessary ingredients as Soup Stock, but the end results are different depending on whether you use a Rolling Pin or Pot. Can also be used as pie crust.

Soleda Cream (Sunny) = Any Milk, Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - The equivalent to Chantilly Cream. I'm basically making Sundelions a type of Hyrule vanilla.

- Soleda Custard Cream (Sunny) = Any Milk, Gilded Egg, Masa (Mighty), Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - This fluffy custard is wonderful as Pastry filling.

Crepe Mix = Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but used in numerous baking villages.

Choux Base = Tabantha Wheat, any Butter, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but Castle Town uses it quite often too.

Recipes:

*Cerimonial Platter (Hearty) = Any Bread, Big Hearty Radish, Gourmet Meat, Hearty Salmon, Mayonnaise, Hylian Tomato, & Lon Lon Cheese. - A legendary dish served at the Champions' inauguration ceremony with ingredients everyone can enjoy.

Classic Sandwich = Any savory Bread, any Cheese, any Meat, Hylian Tomato, any Vegetable, & Mayonnaise (optional).

Tundra Fried Rice = Tundra Potato (Spicy), Fried Rice Base, & Sheikah Shōyu (Sneaky). -

Stuffed Crab Head = Any Crab, any Egg (Gilded Egg recommended), any Butter (Browned Butter recommended), any Mushroom (Hearty Truffle or Big Hearty Truffle recommended), & Stambulb. - Mushrooms & Stambulb stuffed inside a crabshell with the meat. It is then topped with a mixture of egg yolk & butter, which when cooked resembles the top of baked macaroni & cheese. It makes the dish deliciously creamy.

Pan-Roasted Halibut Over Fetta Soufflé = Hideaway Halibut (Sneaky), Tomato Jam (Hydrating), Water Cabbage (Gills & Hydrating), Rock Salt, Charred Pepper (Scorching), Vinegar, Browned Butter, & Mabe Soufflé (using Gilded Egg, Browned Lon Lon Butter, & Sheep Cheese). - Pan-roasted halibut & tomato jam over a Sheep Cheese Soufflé on a bed of sautéed cabbage. Seriously, just so damn delicious! You need to get a little bit of every part of it in one bite to really understand how absolutely delicious it is.

Royal Scramble = Gilded Egg, Hearty Truffle, Heavy Cream, Stambulb, any Cheese (optional), any Browned Butter, Deyan Wine (Energizing & Hydrating), Rock Salt, & Barricade Cloves (Tough). - Add Butter to 2 pans, one on low heat & one of medium, & while you wait for them to melt, add Heavy Cream & Barricade Cloves to the eggs instead of milk as milk dilutes the taste, & beat thoroughly for 1 minute. The medium heat pan should be whisked until it turns golden brown & emmits a nutty aroma. Then turn the heat down to low, remove pan from heat, add the eggs, return to heat, & begin to whisk the top of the eggs. Once the other pan has begun to sizzle, turn the heat up to medium & sauté the Truffles in the butter with minced Stambulb, Heavy Cream, & Deyan Wine. Keep whisking eggs thoroughly until foamy, avoiding touching the bottom of the pan as much as possible. Next, let the eggs set for 7-10 seconds. Once the omelet has set well enough, add the Rock Salt, Stambulb, & Cheese if you so wish. Make sure to score the edges with a baking spatula (some call these scrapers) & fold over into the center of the pan gently. Then tilt the pan so that the runny parts of the eggs cover the pan again. Afterwards, let the eggs set for 7-10 seconds again & once more score the edges to fold the egg over into the center again. Continue to do this until the eggs are cooked, but still just slightly shiny & the Cheese inside is melted if you chose to use Cheese, then slide onto a plate. Finally, top with sautéed Truffle sauce. A breakfast fit for a king.

Elemental Lobster Platter = Emberclaw Lobster (Scorching), Frostclaw Lobster (Biting), Staticlaw Lobster (Stormy), any Butter, any Herb, & Shock Fruit. - Truly the best gift that a lobster lover could ever ask for.

Endura Stew (Enduring - 20♡ & 1●) = Endura Carrot, Endura Shroom, Vital Sage (Enduring), Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), Endura Tuna (Enduring), Stambulb, & Soup Stock. - A very delicious, filling stew that helps with endurance.

Elixir Soup (Hearty/Enduring/Mighty) = Zonai Corn (Mighty), Endura Carrot, Hearty Radish, Mighty Thistle, Stambulb, Palm Fruit, & Creamy Soup Stock (any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat). - A very difficult recipe native to Lurelin & Ordon Town that requires a lot of cooking knowledge. Only the residents know how to make the proper effect come out. The effects are a toss-up when made by anyone else. - A reference to the soup that Link's grandma makes for him in Wind Waker.

Lobster Bisque = Any Lobster, Swampland Celery, Stambulb, Goron Spice, Oil Jar, Hylian Tomato, Sheikah Shōyu (Sneaky), Spicy Pepper, Deya Wine (Hydrating), & Creamy Soup Stock (using Heavy Cream & any Browned Butter). - This is an incredibly fancy & difficult to prepare soup.

Supreme Soup = Hearty Salmon, any Pumpkin, any Cheese, any Carrot, Tundra Potato (Spicy), Stambulb, & Creamy Soup Stock (using any Browned Butter). -

Deserts:

Jelly Rupees = Gelatin (Lynel Hoof)/Boiled Chuchu Jelly, Cane Sugar, & any 3 Fruit. - Sweetened Chuchu Jelly shaped into miniature Rupees. This treat used to be sold by vendors to the children of Hyrule. Every rupee has a different taste.

Profiteroles (Sunny - +3💖) = Choux Base, Soleda Cream (Sunny), & Courser Honey. - A very fancy pastry. Light & airy with a delicate sweetness. Originates from Mabe Village, but is extremely popular in Castle Town.

Superior Bird's Nest Over Nayru Pear = Nayru Pear (Freezeproof), Cane Sugar, & Palm Fruit, Splash Fruit, & Dreamdrop (Dreamy). - Like hot, pear jelly, boba, dessert soup. Don't ask why it's called "Bird's Nest."

Sundelion Custard Brioche Buns = Brioche, Sundelion, Heavy Cream, Gilded Egg, Cane Sugar, Kuzudenpun (Vitality), & Confectionary Sugar (Mighty). - Soft, delicious Buns filled with Sundelion custard & topped with powdered sugar. A common Castle Town breakfast item in the winter.

Crispy Hazelnut Custard = Farore Hazelnut (Lightningproof), Oil Jar, any Egg (Gilded Egg recommended), Cane Sugar, Heavy Cream, Sundelion, any Butter (Browned Butter recommended), & Masa (Mighty). - Deep fried into nuggets so that the outside is crispy, but the inside remains soft & creamy.

Loveberry Tart (Amorous 2) = Karina Fragria (Amorous), Loveberry Jam (Amorous), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Soleda Custard Cream (Sunny; with Gelatin)/Whipped Cream (with Gelatin), Frostbite Mint (Biting), Shock Fruit, & Pastry Dough (using Browned Butter & Gilded Egg). - A delicious red tart with Loveberry Jam & sliced Karina Fragria sandwiched between 2 layers of custard cream & a Loveberry Jam glaze on top. First, combine the Shock Juice & the Cream Cheese with the Confectionary Sugar. Then, fold in the Cream. After that, spatula a layer of the new Cream onto the cooled pie crust. Slice the Fragria & place upon the layer of cream, then cover with a layer of Loveberry Jam glaze. Next, spoon on the rest of the Cream Cheese mixture & place on Ice Fruit for 10-15 minutes so that it solidifies. Next, take out the tart & cover it with the Loveberry Jam glaze so that you get a deep red color. Then decorate with Fragrias. After that, brush the Fragria with more of the glaze so they're shiny & decorate with Mint leaves. Finally, chill. - Reference to Adventure Time's Royal Tart.

Chocolate Mousse (Spicy 2 & Amorous 2) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Heavy Cream, any Egg, Rock Salt, Zonai Cofégranos (Energizing), Shock Fruit (juice), Cane Sugar, Whipped Cream, & Chocolate Cookies (Spicy & Amorous). - Like a high-end pudding with a cookie crumb bottom. Velvety delicious.

Drinks:

Honeymilk (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey, any Milk, & Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty). - This simple, yet comforting drink originates in Ordon, but is now enjoyed Hyrule over. A favorite for children everywhere.

Brewing:

Courser Mead (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey. - Hyrule's most common & cheapest alcohol. Despite how cheap it is, it's a pretty good drink. Made in Hyrule Castle Town, Mabe Village, & Ordon Town.

Satori Bourbon (Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Tabantha Wheat, & Zonai Corn (Mighty). - A bourbon made for the Hanami Festival. Hyrule Castle Town often pairs up with Mabe for its production.

Mabe Village Dishes:

A mainly human settlement, but with some definite Hylian influence due to Hylian residents living there as well.

In the games, Mabe sells 10 Goat Butter, 20 Bird Egg, 3 Courser Bee Honey, 7 Chickaloo Tree Nut, 10 Hylian Rice, 20 Fresh Milk, & 7 Acorns.

Here, Mabe is the site of Lon Lon Ranch where Cuckoos & Cows are raised, allowing access to Lon Lon's famous Milk, Butter, & Cheese, as well as Bird Eggs & Poultry. Because of this, whenever a recipe requires dairy products, they always opt for the local Lon Lon products.

They also grow Hylian Rice, Hylian Tomatoes, Swift Carrots, & Karina Fragria (Amorous).

You can also find Hylian Shrooms, Apple trees, Bee Hives, & Stambulbs around there. There's a good amount of Fire Fruit & Hyrule Herbs too.

There's also Blue-Wing Herons that come around & Deer that live in the forest near the Ranch.

They have a cave very nearby, giving them access to Brightcaps. As well as a well, which has more Brightcaps, along with Glowing Cave Fish.

It also has the benefit of having a Satori Tree very nearby, so that gives them frequent access to Satori Cherries (Hasty & Hydrating), Satora Blossoms (Hasty & Amorous), & Endura Carrots.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Eggwash = Bird Egg, Lon Lon Milk, & Rock Salt (optional). - Often used to brush baked goods before baking.

Honeyed Sugar (Energizing) = Cane Sugar & Courser Honey. - Just brown sugar.

Heavy Cream = Lon Lon Milk & Lon Lon Butter.

- Buttermilk = Lon Lon Milk & Shock Fruit.

- Shock Cream (Charged/Stormy) = Lon Lon Milk, Heavy Cream, & Shock Fruit. - It's just sour cream.

Condensed Milk = Lon Lon Milk, Cane Sugar, Heavy Cream, Rock Salt, Sundelion (optional), Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty), & Bird Egg or Courser Honey. - Heat ingredients (except for eggs & honey) in a Saucepan on medium heat, stirring occasionally until the milk begins to simmer. Continue simmering & scrape continuously until the milk begins to turn foamy. Keep going until foam has subsided & the milk has condensed down to 2 cups. Remove aromatics, then slowly add either egg yolks or honey. Keep mixing until stable.

Apple Jam = Any Apple, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Tomato Jam (Hydrating) = Hylian Tomato, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly or Gelatin.

- Loveberry Jam (Amorous) = Karina Fragria (Amorous), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin. - Just strawberry jam.

- Satori Jelly (Hasty & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

Mascarpone = Heavy Cream & Shock Fruit. - Invented in Mabe.

Whipped Cream = Heavy Cream, Cane Sugar/Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), & Gelatin (optional). - Gelatin is used to make a special Whipped Cream that has more structure & won't melt.

Stambulb Butter (Energizing) = Stambulb, Lon Lon Butter, Lon Lon Milk, Bird Egg, Courser Honey, & Hyrule Herb. - Typically melted.

Cinnamon Sugar (Hasty) = Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty) & Cane Sugar. -

- Confectionary Sugar (Mighty) = Cane Sugar & Zonai Corn (Mighty). - Basically just powdered sugar. It has corn in it because powdered sugar is made by blending together sugar & cornstarch in a blender, food processor, or spice grinder. It can also be made using a mortar & pestle, though it's much more tedious & time consuming.

Soleda Cream (Sunny) = Lon Lon Milk, Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - The equivalent to Chantilly Cream. I'm basically making Sundelions a type of Hyrule vanilla.

Bread Mix = Tabantha Wheat & Rock Salt.

- *Wheat Bread = Bread Mix. - Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making sandwiches. Pairs well with soups & stews.

- Rice Bread = Mochiko (Hylian Rice), Lon Lon Milk, & Rock Salt. - First invented by a Sheikah & Gerudo couple, the 2 having bonded over their mutual love of food & baking. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making sandwiches. Pairs well with soups & stews.

Roux = Tabantha Wheat & Oil Jar.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Soup Stock = Any Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup stock.

- Creamy Soup Stock = Any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat.

Crepe Mix = Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but used in numerous baking villages.

Pastry Dough = Tabantha Wheat, Lon Lon Butter, Rock Salt. - Same necessary ingredients as Soup Stock, but the end results are different depending on whether you use a Rolling Pin or Pot. Can also be used as pie crust.

Choux Base = Tabantha Wheat, any Butter, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but Castle Town uses it quite often too.

Gingercracker = Tabantha Wheat, Honeyed Sugar (Energizing), Lon Lon Butter, Courser Honey, Sundelion, Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty), & Gleam Ginger (Sunny). - Originates from Mabe, but is also often used in Ordon as well. Just Graham Crackers. Considered a Cookie.

- Cookie Crust = Any Cookies, Lon Lon Butter, & Rock Salt or Cane Sugar. - Can be used to replace the Pastry Dough in just about any Pie.

Recipes:

Gooey Stambulb Bread = Bread Mix, Stambulb Butter (Energizing), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Lon Lon Milk, Cane Sugar, Lon Lon Butter, & Bird Egg. - The cream cheese is baked in & the stambulb butter poured over the bread before baking & this makes it deliciously gooey & decadent when it comes out.

*Mabe Soufflé = Hyrule Herb, Bird Egg, Lon Lon Milk, Lon Lon Butter, & Lon Lon Cheese. - A soufflé made with farm-fresh milk, eggs, cheese and butter. This recipe came from Mabe Village and can be garnished with any herb.

Poultry Noodle Soup = Bird Meat, Swift Carrot, Stambulb, Egg Noodles, & Soup Stock (Tabantha Wheat, Rock Salt, & Lon Lon Milk). - Fantastic when sick.

- Farmer's Stew = Any Red Meat, any Carrot, Hylian Shroom, Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), & Creamy Soup Stock. -

Pancakes = Tabantha Wheat, Lon Lon Butter, Lon Lon Milk, Cane Sugar, Rock Salt, & Courser Honey. - A Mabe Village breakfast staple.

*Mushroom Risotto = Any Ordon Mushroom, Hylian Rice, Lon Lon Butter, & Rock Salt. -

- *Cheesy Risotto = Lon Lon Cheese, Hylian Rice, Lon Lon Butter, & Rock Salt. -

- Poultry Risotto (Enduring - ) = Any Bird Meat, Hylian Rice, Lon Lon Butter, & Rock Salt. -

- Poultry Pilaf (Enduring - ) = Any Bird Meat Hylian Rice, Lon Lon Butter, & Bird Egg. -

Deserts:

*Nutcake = Any Nut & Cake Mix. -

*Cheesecake = Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Tabantha Wheat, Bird Egg, Cane Sugar, Shock Fruit, Sundelion, & Cookie Crust (using Gingercracker). - While the recipe originated in Hateno, Mabe vastly improved on it with its creation of cream cheese & gingercrackers.

Shortbread Cookies (Sunny) = Lon Lon Butter, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty) Tabantha Wheat, & Sundelion. - Deliciously buttery flavor.

Banana Pudding = Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Condensed Milk, Whipped Cream, Mighty Banana, Shock Fruit, Shortbread Cookies (Sunny). - A Mabe favorite.

Honeycream Roll = Courser Honey, Soleda Cream (Sunny), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Eggwash, & Pastry Dough/Choux Base. - A log-like pastry roll with a honey cream filling & a honey drizzle topping.

Profiteroles (Sunny) = Choux Base, Soleda Cream (Sunny), & Courser Honey. - A very fancy pastry. Light & airy with a delicate sweetness. Originates from Mabe Village, but is extremely popular in Castle Town.

*Honey Crepe (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey & Crepe Mix. -

- Satori Crepe (Hasty & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, & Crepe Mix. - A special spring dessert made during Hanami.

Apple Pie (Hasty) = Apple, Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Fall Seasoning, Cane Sugar, Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), & Pastry Dough. -

Apple Cream Pie = Any Apple, Lon Lon Milk, Shock Fruit, Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), Zonai Corn (Mighty), Bird Egg, Apple Liqueur, Cane Sugar, & Choux Base. - This involves making a bit of a custard for the filling, then topping the pie with apple slices before brushing the apples with Apple Liqueur & baking until the custard has solidified. Creamiest apple pie you'll ever see.

- Satori Pie (Hasty) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Cane Sugar, & Pastry Dough. - A springtime desert. Often served at Hanami.

Chocolate Cake (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Mayonnaise, & Cake Mix. - This version of the recipe results in a very moist cake with a bit of tang.

Mabe Apple Cake (Sunny) = Any Apple, Confectionary Sugar, Apple Liqueur, Cake Mix, Honeyed Sugar, Bird Egg, Sundelion, & Cane Sugar. - A deliciously apple-y cake. Before putting the baking pan in the oven, sprinkle the top with a good amount of sugar. Then when it comes out, sprinkle it with Confectionary Sugar. Can also be made with Nayru Pears instead of Apples.

Drinks:

Honeymilk (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey, Lon Lon Milk, & Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty). - This simple, yet comforting drink originates in Ordon, but is now enjoyed Hyrule over. A favorite for children everywhere.

Brewing:

Courser Mead (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey. - Hyrule's most common & cheapest alcohol. Despite how cheap it is, it's a pretty good drink. Made in Hyrule Castle Town, Mabe Village, & Ordon Town.

Apple Liqueur = Any Apple, Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), & Cane Sugar. - An apple-y brandy.

Mabe Bourbon (Mighty) = Tabantha Wheat & Zonai Corn (Mighty). - A rich, smooth, & citrusy alcohol made with at least 51% Zonai Corn.

Cocktail:

Chateau Romani (Mighty 2-3) = Lon Lon Milk, Mabe Bourbon (Mighty), Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), Cane Sugar, & Chickaloo Tree Nut. - Named after the eldest daughter of the original owner of Mabe Village's Lon Lon Ranch. A reference to Majora's Mask.

Deya Village Dishes:

A Hylian/Human settlement in East Necluda with obvious influences from both cultures.

You can find Hylian Shrooms, Silent Shrooms, Stamella Shrooms, Rushrooms, Ironshrooms, with Skyshrooms, a couple Dazzlefruit trees. There are even some Fire Fruit, Shock Fruit, & Splash Fruit trees near the Baumer Hills.

You can also find a decent amount of Windblade Leeks (Windshear) & Karina Fragria (Amorous) growing wild. (Fragria being another name for strawberry.)

They also grow quite a lot of Hylian Tomatoes because they use them a lot in their cooking. They also grow a decent amount of Swampland Celery, Bayou Bellpeppers, Water Cabbages (Gills & Hydrating), & Freshwater Cucumbers (Rapid).

The wells have Brightcaps & even a couple Hearty Truffles. 1 in the north well & 1 in the south well.

Plus, the Deya Hot Pot suggests that there used to be a lot of fish in their area.

Deya is a brewing town that has an orchard of Deya Peaches & a vineyard of Sweetvine Grapes which they use to make their Deya Moscato & Deya Wine.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Grape Jelly (Hydrating) = Sweetvine Grape (Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Tomato Jam (Hydrating) = Hylian Tomato, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Deya Preserves (Energizing & Hydrating) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Courser Honey, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Loveberry Jam (Amorous) = Karina Fragria (Amorous), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Roseberry Jam (Hearty 2 & Amorous 2) = Karina Fragria (Amorous), Lovely Rose (Hearty & Amorous), Lovely Rosehip (Hearty), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Satori Jelly (Hasty & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

*Wheat Bread = Bread Mix (Tabantha Wheat & Rock Salt). - Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making sandwiches. Pairs well with soups & stews.

Rice Bread = Mochiko (Hylian Rice), any Milk, & Rock Salt. - First invented by a Sheikah & Gerudo couple, the 2 having bonded over their mutual love of food & baking. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making sandwiches. Pairs well with soups & stews.

Egg Noodles = Tabantha Wheat, Rock Salt, & Bird Egg.

Roux = Tabantha Wheat & Oil Jar.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Soup Stock = Any Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup stock.

- Creamy Soup Stock = Any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat.

Ricotta = Any Milk, Rock Salt, & Vinegar. - Made in Deya village.

- Dessert Ricotta = Ricotta, Courser Honey, Lurelin Orange (Enduring & Hydrating), Sundelion, & Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty). - A Deyan dessert necessity.

Deyan Pastry Cream = Any Milk, Shock Fruit, Sundelion, Cane Sugar, Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat, Zonai Corn (Mighty), Rock Salt, & any Butter (optional). - The Butter makes it extra creamy.

Soleda Cream (Sunny) = Any Milk, Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - The equivalent to Chantilly Cream. I'm basically making Sundelions a type of Hyrule vanilla.

Cinnamon Sugar (Hasty) = Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty) & Cane Sugar. -

Cake Mix = Tabantha Wheat, Cane Sugar, & any Butter.

Recipes:

*Deya Hot Pot (10+♡s) = Any Herb, 3 different Fish, any Cheese, & any Crab (optional). - A hot-pot dish made from thoroughly stewed local fish. A favorite of those who used to visit Deya Village.

*Mushroom Risotto = Any Mushroom, Hylian Rice, any Butter, & Rock Salt. -

- *Cheesy Risotto = Any Cheese, Hylian Rice, any Butter, & Rock Salt. -

- Poultry Risotto (Enduring - ) = Any Bird Meat, Hylian Rice, any Butter, & Rock Salt. -

Marinated Mushrooms = Any Mushroom, Stambulb, Starlight Rosemary (Glow), Shock Fruit, Swampland Celery, Rock Salt, Windblade Leek (Windshear), Vinegar, & Oil Jar. - Delicious mushrooms marinated in a Stambulb & Rosemary sauce.

Arancini = Any Risotto, any Cheese, Tabantha Wheat, any savory Bread (crumbs), Hylian Tomato, any Egg, & Oil Jar. - Fried risotto balls that are great as appetizers.

Ripieni = Bayou Bellpepper, Red Meat, any savory Bread (crumbs), any Cheese, any Milk, any Egg, Stambulb, Swampland Celery, & Oil Jar. - Bayou Bellpeppers stuffed with a blend of meat, cheese, & veggies, then baked to perfection.

*Hylian Tomato Pizza = Pastry Dough, any Cheese, & Hylian Tomato. -

Spaghetti (Energizing - ) = Egg Noodles, Hylian Tomato, Stambulb, & any Cheese. -

- Spaghetti with Meat Sauce (Energizing - ) = Egg Noodles, Hylian Tomato, any Cheese (optional), any Red Meat, & Stambulb. -

Acqua Pazza = Feronic Oyster (Tough & Amorous), any Shrimp, any White Fish, Deyan Wine (Hydrating), any Bread, & Broth (using Stambulb, any Carrot, Swamplant Celery), & Shock Fruit. - White fish poached in a lightly herbed broth.

Vongole Bianco (Amorous 2) = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, Stambulb, Deyan Wine (Hydrating), Hearty Bream (Hearty & Amorous), Hylian Tomato, any Butter, Swampland Celery, Egg Noodles, & Faronic Oyster (Tough & Amorous). - Noodles in a white shellfish sauce.

Deserts:

Sugar-Grilled Peaches (Energizing - & Hydrating) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), any Butter, Cane Sugar, & Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty). - The Cinnamon's effects don't clash with the Deya Peach's effect. But the Peach's effect takes precedence due to being the main part of the dish.

Peaches & Cream Kringle = Pastry Dough (Stormy; uses Shock Cream), Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Cinnamon Sugar (Hasty), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Sundelion, Bird Egg, & Eggwash. - A delicious, yet humble pastry made only in Deya Village. A long, braided rectangular pastry about the length of a forearm, drizzled with icing. Deyans add Shock Cream to the dough for a little extra something. Before baking, brush it with an Eggwash made of 2 Bird Eggs (1 egg yolk & 1 full egg) & Rock Salt whisked together.

Deya Fritters = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, Sundelion, Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), any Bread (crumbs), Tabantha Wheat, Rock Salt, & Oil Jar. -

Panna Cotta = Heavy Cream, Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Sundelion, Cane Sugar, Oil Jar, Rock Salt, & Shock Cream (Charged & Hydrating). - A sort of Deyan pudding.

Cannoli (Amorous) = Desert Ricotta, Bird Egg, any Butter, Sundelion, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Cane Sugar, Rock Salt, any Deyan Alcohol, & Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous). - Little pastry tubes filled with sweetened Ricotta cheese & topped with Zonai Chocolate & Confectionary Sugar.

Deyan Dolci = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Shock Fruit, Sundelion, any Milk, Soleda Cream (Sunny)/Deyan Pastry Cream, Deya Moscoto (Energizing & Hydrating), Dessert Ricotta, Bird Egg, Cake Mix, & Rock Salt. - Deyan wedding cookies shaped, colored, & flavored like peaches.

Deya Rosé Mousse (Energizing & Amorous) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Lovely Rose (Hearty & Amorous), Tabantha Wheat, any Egg, any Milk, & Cane Sugar. - This mousse has a delicate, floral fragrance & a light, peachy taste.

Bondsday Cream Pie = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating; both cherries & juice), Pastry Dough, Cane Sugar, Zonai Corn (Mighty; starch), any Egg, any Milk, & Heavy Cream. - Put the sugar, cornstarch, eggs, milk, & cherry juice into a Cooking Pot. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Upon thickening, remove from heat & add in cherries, then pour over the dough & place in a Frost Box. Whip the cream, dollop on top of the pie & decorate with more cherries. Warning, very sweet. Inspired by Dylan Hollis' video on the Valentine's Day Cream Pie.

Tiramisu (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Cafégranos (Energizing), Mascarpone, Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Castella Cake, Heavy Cream, & Zonai Cocoagranos (Spicy & Amorous). - A classic Deya dessert.

Castella Cake = Cake Mix, Oil Jar, any Milk, Bird Egg, Vinegar, Sundelion, Courser Honey, & Splash Fruit. - Has a finer texture than a sponge cake, but is lighter than a pound cake. Be sure that the Splash Fruit juice is warm & the eggs are room temperature. Also be sure that it bakes for exactly 65-75 minutes. Technically considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in several desserts.

Chocolate Cake (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous) & Cake Mix. -

Drinks:

Deya Cream Cake (Energizing) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Cake Mix (using Browned Butter), any Egg, any Milk, Deyan Preserves (Energizing), Soleda Cream (Sunny; using Honeyed Sugar & Browned Butter), Sundelion, Baking Buddy (Stormy), & Cinnamon Sugar (Hasty; using Honeyed Sugar). - Layers of Sundelion sponge cake made with Deyan Preserves with Soleda Cream & Deya Peach slices between each layer. Often features slices of Deya Peach caramelized with Honeyed Sugar & Akkala Cinnamon for decoration on top of an extra layer of Soleda Cream.

Rosecake (Hearty 2-3 & Amorous 4) = Lovely Rosehip (Hearty), Lovely Rose (Hearty & Amorous), Deya Moscato (Energizing & Hydrating 3), Loveberry Jam (Amorous) or Roseberry Jam (Hearty 2 & Amorous 2), & Cake Mix. - Inspired by Echo of the Plum Grove.

Seasonal Nectar (Hydrating 3) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Shock Fruit, Sweetvine Grape (Hydrating), & Lurelin Orange (Enduring & Hydrating). - A fruity drink that Deyan residents quite enjoy.

Brewing:

Deyan Wine (Hydrating) = Sweetvine Grapes (Hydrating). - A fairly simple white wine. Good for drinking & for cooking.

Deya Moscato (Energizing & Hydrating) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, Sweetvine Grapes (Hydrating), & Shock Fruit. - A sweet, fizzy Rosé wine made of delicious peaches & Deya's most famous product. Wonderful when paired with desserts.

Satori Moscato (Hasty 1 & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, Sweetvine Grapes (Hydrating), & Shock Fruit. - A sweet, fizzy wine made of Satori Cherries for the Hanami Festival.

Cocktails:

Deya Bellini (Energizing & Hydrating 2) = Satori Cherry (optional; Hasty & Hydrating), & Deya Moscato (Energizing & Hydrating). - This neat & simple little cocktail is made by putting Deya Peach puree into a champagne flute, then pouring Deya Moscato over it. While Satori Cherry juice isn't a requirement, that's traditionally how it is made as it gives the drink a bit of a pink glow.

Loveberry Bellini (Energizing & Amorous) = Karina Fragria (Amorous) & Deya Moscato (Energizing & Hydrating). - Deya Moscato poured over Loveberry puree.

Deya Daiquiri (Energizing & Hydrating 2) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Ice Fruit, Shock Fruit, & Rama Hua Pāma (Hydrating). - One of the easiest beverages to drink. Made with peach juice & coconut rum.

Karina's Blessing Daiquiri (Hearty & Karinous 2) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Lovely Rose (Hearty & Karinous), Valiant Gladiolus (Mighty & Karinous)/Sweetheart Orchid (Hearty & Karinous), Rama Hua Pāma (Hydrating), Deya Moscato (Energizing & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Ice Fruit. - Made with ingredients from all around southern Hyrule. Made in tribute to the Goddess of Love & Passion. Often served during the evening on Bondsday. Sort of an expansion on the Deya Daiquiri.

Goddess Frappé (Hydrating 3) = Deya Peach (Energizing & Hydrating), Lurelin Orange (Enduring & Hydrating), Ice Fruit, Hydromelon, Faron Pineapple (Spicy & Hydrating), & Cane Sugar. -

Tabantha Village Dishes:

Tabantha Village is a Hylian/Rito settlement with clear influences from both cultures.

Snowy Feathers sells 10 Spicy Peppers, 5 Endura Shrooms, 10 Tabantha Wheat, 5 Hearty Durians.

They farm Tabantha Wheat, Tundra Potatoes, Spicy Peppers, & Endura Shrooms.

Not to mention that they domesticated Tabanthan Oxen & Mountain Goats, so they have access to Fresh Milk & Goat Butter. However, they tend to go to Ealiyah Town for most of their Cheese needs.

You can also find Tabantha Wheat, Chillshrooms, Wildberries, Chillfin Trout, Ice Fruit trees, growing wild & Snowcoat Foxes, Icefoot Wolves, Tabantha Meese, & Snow Pidgeons running around.

The nearby Satori Tree also gives access to Satori Cherries (Hasty & Hydrating), Satora Blossoms (Hasty & Amorous), & Endura Carrots, though they are only available during spring.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Wildberry Jelly = Wildberry, Stamstalk Stevia (Energizing), & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

- Satori Jelly (Hasty & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

Bread Mix = Tabantha Wheat & Rock Salt.

- *Wheat Bread = Bread Mix. - Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making sandwiches. Pairs well with soups & stews.

Wheat Dumpling Dough = Tabantha Wheat, Rock Salt, & Oil Jar.

Egg Noodles = Tabantha Wheat, Bird Egg, & Rock Salt.

Roux = Tabantha Wheat & Oil Jar.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Soup Stock = Any Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup stock.

- Creamy Soup Stock = Any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat.

Crepe Mix = Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but used in numerous baking villages.

Cake Mix = Tabantha Wheat, Cane Sugar, & any Butter.

Recipes:

*Salmon Meuniére (Hearty) = Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat, & Hearty Salmon. -

*Fish Pie = Bread Mix, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, & any Fish. -

*Meat Pie (Enduring - ) = Red Meat, Vital Sage (Enduring), & Bread Mix. -

*Tabantha Bake (Hasty) = Hylian Shroom, Rushroom, & Bread Mix. -

Meat Croquettes = Red Meat, Tundra Potato (Spicy), any Egg, Stambulb, Bread (crumbs), & Oil Jar. - Little fried potato balls filled with meat.

Roast Beef = Red Meat (Beef), Tundra Potato (Spicy), any Carrot, Stambulb, & Soup Stock. -

Meat-Stuffed Mushrooms (Spicy/Cool 2) = Any Meat, Sunshroom/Chillshroom, Warm/Cool Safflina, & Sheikah Shōyu (Sneaky). -

Saurkraut (Gills & Hydrating) = Water Cabbage (Gills & Hydrating) & Rock Salt. - Just fermented cabbage. Been eaten for hundreds of years.

- Stewed Cabbage Rolls = Water Cabbage (Gills & Hydrating), Red Meat, Saurkraut, Hylian Tomato, Hylian Rice, any Butter, any Egg, Stambulb, & Windblade Leek (Windshear). - A very traditional Tabanthan meal.

Tundra Fried Rice = Tundra Potato (Spicy), Fried Rice Base (Hylian Rice, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, any Carrot, Sheikah Edadaizu, & Stambulb), & Sheikah Shōyu (Sneaky). -

Salmon Blinchiki = Tabantha Wheat/Sobako (Snowdrift), Fresh Milk, any Egg, Shock Cream (Stormy), any Tabantha Fruit, any Salmon, & Hearty Roe (Hearty). - Sort of a Tabanthan pancake. They tend to be thinner & wider than actual pancakes, but not as thin or wide as crepes.

Sizzlefin Soup (Spicy) = Sizzlefin Trout, Stambulb, Warm Safflina, Spicy Pepper, & Soup Stock. - This dish is made using Sizzlefin Trout from the secret hotsprings.

- Chillfin Stew (Biting) = Chillfin Trout, Stambulb, Frostclaw Lobster (Biting), Cool Safflina, Frostbite Mint (Biting), & Soup Stock. -

- Meat & Vegetable Stew (Spicy) = Meat, Tundra Potato (Spicy), any Vegetable, Warm Safflina, & Soup Stock. -

*Cream of Mushroom Soup (Mighty) = Any Mushroom, any Herb, Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), Hyrule Herb, & Creamy Soup Stock. -

- *Meat Stew (Enduring - ) = Red Meat, Vital Sage (Enduring), Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), & Soup Stock. -

- *Creamy Meat Soup (Mighty/Enduring - ) = Red Meat (Chevon), Vital Sage (Enduring), Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), & Creamy Soup Stock. -

- Poultry Noodle Soup (Enduring) = Bird Meat, any Carrot, Stambulb, Egg Noodles, & Soup Stock. - Endura Carrots are preferred as they don't clash with the Stambulb. Fantastic when you're sick.

- Creamy Salmon Stew (Hearty) = Hearty Salmon, Hearty Truffle, & Creamy Soup Stock. -

- Golden Soup = Hearty Salmon, Hearty Radish, Courser Honey, Gleam Ginger (Sunny), Golden Apple, & Soup Stock. -

- Supreme Soup = Hearty Salmon (Hearty), any Pumpkin, any Cheese, any Carrot, Tundra Potato (Spicy), Stambulb, & Creamy Soup Stock. -

Deserts:

Sundelion Ice Cream (Sunny) = Ice Fruit, Condensed Milk, Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - A chilly Tabanthan treat that kids beg their parents for. Essentially vanilla ice cream. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Cocoa Ice Cream (Spicy & Amorous) = Ice Fruit, Condensed Milk, Cane Sugar, & Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous). - A chilly Tabanthan treat that kids beg their parents for. Essentially chocolate ice cream. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Wildberry Ice Cream (Biting) = Ice Fruit, Condensed Milk, Cane Sugar, & Wildberry. - A chilly Tabanthan treat that kids beg their parents for. Essentially berry ice cream. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Hydro Ice Cream (Biting & Hydrating) = Ice Fruit, Condensed Milk, Cane Sugar, & Hydromelon. - A chilly Tabanthan treat that kids beg their parents for. A favored treat of Gerudo & Sheikah children. Essentially melon ice cream. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Karina Ice Cream (Biting & Amorous) = Ice Fruit, Condensed Milk, Cane Sugar, & Karina Fragria (Amorous). - A chilly Tabanthan treat that kids beg their parents for. Essentially strawberry ice cream. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is. Based on the Second Wind mod.

Chilly Fairy Sundae (Chilly) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Chilly Part. - Grants a X-level cooling effect, raising your body's resistance to heat. Crucial for long journeys through the desert. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Electro Fairy Sundae (Electro) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Electro Ingredient. - Grants a X-level resistance to electricity. Useful against enemies with electrical attacks. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Enduring Fairy Sundae (Enduring) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Enduring Ingredient. - Restores stamina & temporarily extends your Stamina Wheel. The additional stamina will disappear as it's used. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Energizing Fairy Sundae (Energizing) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Energizing Ingredient. - Restores your Stamina, which is used when performing physical actions such as climbing walls and swimming. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Fireproof Fairy Sundae (Fireproof) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Fireproof Ingredient. - Grants a Fireproof effect, which prevents your body from catching fire. Be sure to pack this when venturing out to explore Death Mountain. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Hasty Fairy Sundae (Hasty) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Hasty Ingredient. - Grants a X-level Haste effect, which boosts your movement speed while running, swimming, or climbing. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Hearty Fairy Sundae (Hearty) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Hearty Ingredient. - Restores you to full health & increases your maximum hearts. The additional hearts are lost as you take damage. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Mighty Fairy Sundae (Mighty) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Mighty Ingredient. - Grants a X-level might effect, which strengthens your body & mind to boost your attack power with all weapons. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Sneaky Fairy Sundae (Sneaky) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Sneaky Ingredient. - Grants a X-level stealth effect, which calms the nerves & silences footfalls. Allows you to move about undetected by monsters and animals. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Spicy Fairy Sundae (Spicy) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Spicy Ingredient. - Warms your body from its core, increasing your resistance to cold environments. Very useful in the snow-covered mountains. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

- Tough Fairy Sundae (Tough) = Fairy, Wildberry, any Ice Cream, & Tough Ingredient. - Grants a X-level toughness effect, which fortifies your bones to strengthen your defense. Best to use before facing off against hard-hitting enemies. A light treat made with fairy magic. Based on the Second Wind mod.

Frost Tartlets (Biting 2 & Amorous) = Ice Fruit, Stamstalk Stevia (Energizing), Ice Rose (Biting), Courser Honey, Pastry Dough. - Little fruit tartlets made in western Hyrule.

Chocolate Cake (Spicy 2 & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Mayonnaise, Tundra Potato (Spicy), & Cake Mix. - This version of the recipe results in a very moist cake with a bit of tang & a very deep, rich chocolate flavor.

Ice Cream Bread = Any Ice Cream, Tabantha Wheat, Baking Buddy (Stormy), & Zonai Chocolate or any Nut. - Mix them together, put in a greased loaf pan, then top with chocolate shavings a/o nuts, & bake. A sweet, soft, delicious bread.

Drinks:

Hot Chocolate (Spicy 2-3 & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), any Milk, Frostbane Blossom (Spicy)/Warm Safflina/Spicy Pepper, & Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty). - A new spin on a traditional Zonai winter drink.

Brewing:

Tabanthan Vodka (Hearty/Spicy 1) = Tabantha Wheat & Hearty Radish or Tundra Potato (Spicy). - Can use either Radishes or Potatoes. Either way, it's a very strong alcohol that'll surely warm you up.

Satori Vodka (Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Tabantha Wheat, & Hearty Radish or Tundra Potato (Spicy). - A type of Vodka made for Hanami. Rito Village often teams up with Tabantha Village for its production. The Gorons & Shadow Hamlet also make their own version of a Satori Vodka & the first time this happened it was like walking into a party where some other chick is wearing the same dress. They were like, "Well, SOMEONE'S gonna have to change," but all parties involved were too stubborn & now it's a full-blown rivalry.

Cocktails:

Bloody Hilda (Spicy & Hydrating) = Hylian Tomato, Tabanthan Vodka, Spicy Pepper, Shock Fruit (Charged & Hydrating), Swampland Celery, & Rock Salt. - Spicy Tabanthan Vodka is preferred as combining it with a Spicy Pepper counteracts the Shock Fruit. A reference to Link Between Worlds.

Goponga Village Dishes:

Goponga is a Hylian/Human/Zora settlement in the Lanayru Wetlands with clear influences from both cultures.

Their culture is loosely based on Luisianna. As such, their cooking reflects this.

Secro's Supplies sells 5 Raw Prime Meat, 10 Swift Violets, 10 Fleet-Lotus Seeds, 10 Stealthfin Trout, 5 Staminoka Bass, & 5 Hearty Blueshell Snails. Secro was the founder of this general store & was a Zora. His granddaughter now runs it.

Fleet-Lotus Seeds & Splash Fruit also grow wild there. And there are plenty of Bright-Crested Ducks, Blue-Winged Heron, Pink Heron, & Water Buffalo.

They also cultivate Hylian Rice, Hylian Tomatoes, Stambulbs, Swamp Celery, & Bayou Bellpeppers there. All being essential to Gopongan cooking.

It's also a small fishing village & they bring in quite a few Hearty Blue Snails, Wetland Crawdads, Fleetstream Eels (Rapid), & other local fare. Some fishers even venture to Zora's Domain & Lanayru Bay to catch Bright-Eyed Crabs, Sneaky River Snails, Frostclaw Lobsters (Biting), & Swiftfin Trout (Hasty). They don't tend to mess with Venin Puffers (Toxic) much.

Gopongans also effing love Goron Spice & use it a lot, so they have long-standing trade deals with the Goron.

While not typically known as a baking village the way that Ordon & Mabe are, Goponga has pioneered many wonderful baking techniques.

Then, there's the Satori Tree nearby, which gives them access to Satori Cherries (Hasty & Hydrating), Satora Blossoms (Hasty & Amorous), & Endura Carrots.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Tomato Jam (Hydrating) = Hylian Tomato, Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly or Gelatin.

Stambulb Butter = Stambulb, any Butter, any Milk, Bird Egg, Courser Honey, & Hyrule Herb. - Typically melted.

Swiftfin Spice (Gills/Rapid/Hasty or Hydrophilic) = Swiftsail Lavender (Rapid & Dreamy), Swift Violet, & Wave Saffron (Gills). - An important spice for the Zora & Gopongan Culture. Only the Zora & residents of Goponga know the secret to activate all 3 effects at once.

- Swiftfin Rice (Hydrophilic & Dreamy) = Hylian Rice, Swiftfin Spice (Gills/Rapid/Hasty & Dreamy), & Rock Salt. - An aromatic staple of Zora & Goponga cooking. Strained well after boiling so that the rice comes out clean & has as little residual Spice left clinging to it. The water drained from the Rice can later be used to make soup stocks. While technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, it can also be eaten as is.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Soup Stock = Any Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup stock.

- Swiftfin Fried Rice Base (Hydrophilic & Dreamy) = Swiftfin Rice (Hydrophilic & Dreamy), Bird Egg, Swift Carrot, Stamella Shroom, Sheikah Edadaizu (Sneaky), & Stambulb. - A staple of Zora & Goponga cooking. Is technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient, but can be eaten as is.

Goponga Trinity (Energizing) = Stambulb, Bayou Bellpepper, & Swamp Celery. - Essential to Goponga cooking.

Soleil Creme (Sunny) = Any Egg, Rock Salt, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Zonai Corn (Mighty), Sundelion, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin (optional). - A classic Gopongan dessert cream. The equivalent of marshmallow creme.

Soleda Custard Cream (Sunny) = Any Milk, any Egg, Masa (Mighty), Cane Sugar, & Sundelion. - This fluffy custard is wonderful as Pastry filling.

Croissants = Bread Mix, Cane Sugar, any Milk, Oil Jar, any Browned Butter, & Bird Egg. - Deliciously flaky & buttery bread. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making other dishes.

Brioche = Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, any Browned Butter, Cane Sugar, & any Egg. - Considered a cross between a pastry & a bread due to being enriched with butter. Considered a 2nd Tier Ingredient due to its use in making other dishes.

Grits Base (Mighty) = Any Milk, Zonai Corn (Mighty), Rock Salt, & any Butter. - An important ingredient in a Goponga breakfast.

Hushpuppy Batter = Stambulb, Masa (Mighty), Cane Sugar, & Ordon Milk. - Used often in Goponga & Ordon.

Choux Base = Tabantha Wheat, any Butter, any Egg, Rock Salt, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but Hyrule Castle Town uses it often too.

Crepe Mix = Any Egg, Tabantha Wheat, any Milk, & Cane Sugar. - Invented in Goponga, but used in numerous baking villages.

Cookie Crust = Any Cookies, any Butter, & Rock Salt or Cane Sugar. - Can be used to replace the Pastery Dough in just about any Pie.

Recipes:

Hushpuppies = Hushpuppy Batter, Goron Spice, & Oil Jar. - Though they originate from Ordon, they are greatly loved in Goponga & Lurelin as well.

Bouillabaisse (Mighty/Tough/Spicy) = Hylian Tomato, Goron Spice, any Bass, Goponga Trinity (Energizing), Rock Salt, & Oil Jar. - A famous Goponga fish soup.

Gumbo (Energizing) = Goponga Trinity (Energizing), Red Meat, Poultry, Goron Spice, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice, & Roux. - While similar to Jambalaya, Gumbo is more of a stew.

Jambalaya (Energizing) = Hylian Rice, Goponga Trinity (Energizing), Hylian Tomato, Goron Spice, Poultry, Red Meat, & Wetland Crawdad. - A delicious rice dish.

Shellfish Boil = Bright-Eyed Crab, Frostclaw Lobster (Biting), Wetland Crawdad, Zonai Corn (Mighty), Tundra Potato (Spicy), & Goron Spice. - A favored summer dinner typically made when you have guests over because it's made for community eating.

Crayfish Grits = Wetland Crawdad, any Cheese, Goron Spice, Stambulb, Starlight Rosemary (Glow), & Grits Base. - A staple breakfast in Goponga.

Pan-Seared Crab Claws (Energizing) = Bright-Eye Crab, Stambulb, any Butter, Goron Spice, Rock Salt, Swampland Celery, & Shock Fruit. -

Gopongan Escargot = Any Snail, Stambulb Butter, & Goron Spice. - Snails cooked in spiced Stambulb Butter. A Gopongan twist on a traditionally Zoran dish.

Fried Frogs Legs = Any Frog, Stambulb Butter, Shock Fruit, Rock Salt, Tabantha Wheat, Goron Spice, & Oil Jar. - A twist on the Zora Domain's unique dish.

Serpent Fillet = Lanayru Serpent (Rapid), Hushpuppy Batter, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, Goron Spice (optional), & Oil Jar. - A very strange, yet oddly delicious Gopongan dish.

Deserts:

Beingets = Choux Base, Sundelion, any Milk, Oil Jar, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), & Courser Honey. - Fluffy, delicious, airy little donut-like pastries lightly dusted with powdered sugar & drizzled with honey.

Rey Pies (Sunny & Amorous) = Choux Base, Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Baking Buddy (Stormy), Sundelion, Buttermilk (Stormy & Hydrating), & Soleil Creme (Sunny). - Sweet cream sandwiched between a couple of soft, chocolate biscuits. Often put in little goodie bags & thrown to children during the parade on le Carnaval du Masque.

Moon Pies (Sunny & Amorous) = Choux Base (with Honeyed Sugar), Gingercracker (crumbs), Baking Buddy (Stormy), Sundelion, any Milk, Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Oil Jar, & Soleil Creme (Sunny). - A delicious, spongy creme sandwiched between a pair of Gingercracker cookies & coated in chocolate. Often put in little goodie bags & thrown to children during the parade on le Carnaval du Masque.

Goponga Toast = Any non-savory Bread (Brioche or Croissant recommended), Eggwash, Cinnamon Sugar (Hasty), Rock Salt, Cane Sugar, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), any Butter, & Courser Honey. - A deliciously sweet Gopongan breakfast. Bread soaked in a sweet eggwash, then grilled in a pan. Next, lightly dust with Confectionary Sugar, add a pad of Butter, then drizzled with Honey.

*Plain Crepe = Crepe Mix. -

- *Honey Crepe (Energizing - ) = Courser Honey & Crepe Mix. -

- Satori Crepe (Hasty) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Lon Lon Cream Cheese, & Crepe Mix. - A special spring dessert made during Hanami.

Chocolate Pudding (Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Cane Sugar, any Milk, Zonai Corn (Mighty), Bird Egg, Rock Salt, any Butter, & Sundelions. - Technically a 2nd Tier Inhredient.

Chocolate Cookies (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Cake Mix, Cane Sugar, & Bird Egg. - A yummy, crunchy, chocolatey cookie. Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient.

Cascade Pie (Rapid) = Splash Fruit, Gelatin (Lynel Hoof), Cane Sugar, & Pastry Dough. - A Gopongan pie that uses Splash Fruit for the filling.

Goponga Mud Pie - Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Whipped Cream, Cookie Crust (using Chocolate Cookies; Spicy & Amorous), Honeyed Sugar (Energizing), Sundelion, Bird Egg, Cake Mix, Rock Salt, Chocolate Pudding, & any Milk. - A decadent chocolate dessert.

Galette des Reine (Amorous) = Choux Base (using Browned Butter), Sundelion, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), Zonai Cocoagranos (Spicy & Amorous), & Soleda Custard Cream (Sunny). - A signature part of le Carnaval du Masque. A reference to the King Cake eaten during Mardi Gras. Made mostly like a Galette des Rois, puff pastry for the top & bottom with Soleda Custard Cream sandwiched between, but sprinkled with 3 different colors of Confectionary Sugar in a similar way to the American-style King Cake. It, similarly, has a bean hidden inside & whoever finds it is named king or queen.

Drinks:

Brewing:

Cascade Wine (Rapid 1 & Hydrating) = Splash Fruit & Swift Violet. - Wine brewed from Splash Fruit. The Swift Violet doesn't nullify the effects of the Splash Fruit due to the 2 having Effect Synergy.

Satori Wine (Hasty 1 & Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, & Splash Fruit. - A wine made of Satori Cherries for the Hanami Festival. Zora's Domain typically aids Goponga in its production.

Cocktails:

Aqua Vita (Rapid 2-3 & Hydrating) = Cascade Wine (Rapid & Hydrating), Cane Sugar, Swiftsail Lavender (Rapid), & Splash Fruit. - A sangría made from Cascade Wine from Goponga. Zora absolutely love it!

- Aqua Vita Frogría (Rapid 3 & Hydrating) = Ice Fruit, Cascade Wine (Rapid & Hydrating), Swiftsail Lavender (Rapid), & Splash Fruit. - A frozen Aqua Vita made from Cascade Wine from Goponga. Made using Ealiyan bartending techniques, though it isn't very popular in Ealiya itself, but Zora love it, especially during the summer!

Shadow Hamlet Dishes:

While Shadow Hamlet is a Hylian/Gerudo settlement with clear influences from both cultures.

Royo-Royo Depot in the Shadow Hamlet sells 3 Spicy Peppers, 7 Rock Salt, & 5 Goron Spice.

Goron City doesn't really have much of a culinary culture as far as the Hylian palette goes, being a mainly Goron settlement & all, but they do often trade with Shadow Hamlet so what you find in the Goron Gusto Shop, you can often also get in Shadow Hamlet.

(The Goron Gusto Shop in Goron City sells 3 Rock Salt, 3 Cane Sugar, 3 Goron Spice, & 5 Fire Fruit.)

You can also regularly find Sunshrooms, Warm Safflina, Sizzlefin Trout, & Fire Fruit around Death Mountain as well as Mountain Deer, Maraudo Wolves, Hotfeather Pidgeons, & Eldin Ostriches. That gives Shadow Hamlet access to a lot of sources of Prime & Gourmet Meat, as well as Bird Thighs & Whole Bird Meat.

Then, there's the Satori Tree nearby, which gives them access to Satori Cherries (Hasty & Hydrating), Satora Blossoms (Hasty & Amorous), & Endura Carrots.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

*Goron Spice (Pyrophilic) = Spicy Pepper, Warm Safflina, Din Juniper Berry (Fireproof), Gleam Ginger (Sunny), & Fire Fruit. - A Goron spice handed down through generations. A 2nd Tier Ingredient. Only residents of Eldin know how to activate Flame Guard & Scorching at once to create Pyrophilic when the spice is used. - 'It is made of several different spices, & the initial wave of spiciness makes way for sweetness.'

Pepper Jam (Spicy) = Spicy Pepper & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

Recipes:

*Spiced Meat Skewers (Pyrophilic) = Raw Meat & Goron Spice. -

*Herb Sauté = Goron Spice & Warm Safflina. -

- *Fragrant Mushroom Sauté (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice & Sunshroom. -

*Curry Rice (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice & Hylian Rice. -

- *Vegetable Curry (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice, Hylian Rice, & any Vegetable. -

- *Meat Curry (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice, Hylian Rice, & any Red Meat. -

- *Poultry Curry (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice, Hylian Rice, & any Bird Meat. -

- *Cheesy Curry (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice, Hylian Rice, & any Cheese. -

- *Curry Pilaf (Pyrophilic) = Goron Spice, any Butter, & Hylian Rice. -

Deserts:

Chocolate Lava Cake (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Bird Egg, Rock Salt, Confectionary Sugar (Mighty), & Cake Mix. - A unique spin on the classic Chocolate Cake. This dessert has gooey, molten chocolate hidden in a hollow pocket inside the cake that gushes out when cut open & a light dusting of sugar on top.

Drinks:

Brewing:

Dodongo's Blood (Pyrophilic) = Warm Safflina, Hearty Radish, Fire Fruit, & Hylian Rice. - A strong, burning vodka.

Satori Vodka (Hydrating) = Satori Cherry (Hasty & Hydrating), Warm Safflina, & Hylian Rice. - Shadow Hamlet's version of cherry vodka. Goron City tends to pair up with Shadow Hamlet for its production. The Ritos & Tabantha Village also make their own version of a Satori Vodka & the first time this happened it was like walking into a party where some other chick is wearing the same dress. They were like, "Well, SOMEONE'S gonna have to change," but all parties involved were too stubborn & now it's a full-blown rivalry.

Cocktails:

Cinder Ale (Pyrophilic) = Fire Fruit, Gleam Ginger (Sunny), Spicy Fudkarrack, & Dodongo's Blood (Pyrophilic). - Favored by Gorons & Shadow Hamletans.

Zonai Dishes:

Zonai had access to Stambulbs, Sky Shrooms, Shock Fruit, Fire Fruit, Ice Fruit, Splash Fruit (Rapid & Hydrating), Dazzlefruit, Hearty & Big Hearty Radishes, Sundelions, as well as Zonai Corn (Mighty), Zonai Cocoagranos (Spice & Amorous), Zonai Cafégranos (Energizing), Aguacate (Rapid), Gleaming Guava (Sunny), Gleam Ginger (Sunny), & Solarscale Bream (Sunny).

You can also find Ancient Arowana & Hearty Bass in the sky.

They also had access to anything & everything in Hyrule.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Guava Jelly (Sunny) = Gleaming Guava (Sunny), Sundelion, Courser Honey (Energizing), Cane Sugar, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin.

Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Cocoagranos (Spicy & Amorous), any Milk, Cane Sugar, & Spicy Pepper. - A Zonai food. Said to be the Food of the Gods. The Spicy Pepper is optional, though it is more accurate to the traditional version of the recipe. These Deserts. Typically used to make delicious deserts.

Horchata (Hydrating) = Any Milk, Hylian Rice, Courser Honey, Splash Fruit, & Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty). - Is typically just a summer Zonai drink, but can also be used in certain dishes.

- Horchata Sauce = Horchata, any Nut, Rock Salt, & Zonai Corn (Mighty). -

Mole Sauce = Spicy Pepper/Goron Spice, Hylian Tomato, Stambulb, Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), & Rock Salt. -

Masa = Zonai Corn (Mighty) & Rock Salt (optional). - A staple Ingredient in Zonai cooking.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Recipes:

Baked Skyfish Marsala = Mushroom, Solarscale Bream (Sunny)/Hearty Bass/Ancient Arowana, any Herb, Tabantha Wheat, & Stambulb. -

Skyshroom Masala (Energizing - ) = Skyshroom, Hylian Tomato, Stambulb, & Hylian Rice.

Carne Tamales (Spicy) - Zonai Corn, Masa (Mighty), any Meat, & Mole Sauce. -

Indio Viejo = Zonai Corn (Mighty), Creamy Soup Stock (any Milk, any Butter, Rock Salt, & Tabantha Wheat), Red Meat, Stambulb, & Hylian Tomato. -

Fresco Empanadas (Mighty) = Oil Jar, Masa (Mighty), & Goat Cheese or Ordon Cheese. -

- Carne Empanadas (Mighty) = Oil Jar, Masa (Mighty), & any Red Meat. -

Churrasco = Red Meat (Beef; Skirt), Stambulb, Swampland Celery, Oil Jar, Spicy Pepper, Vinegar, Shock Fruit, Rock Salt, any Carrot, & any Mushroom. - Skirt steak marinated in Mojo, grilled, then served with Chimichurri sauce. The sauce is herbaceous with a citrusy kick.

Tacos del Carne = Masa (Mighty), Red Meat, Hylian Tomato, Swampland Celery, Stambulb, Sheikah Shōyu (Sneaky), Oil Jar, Spicy Pepper, Charred Pepper (Scorching), & Cane Sugar. -

Games al Ajillo = Any Shrimp, Oil Jar, Stambulb, any Wine, Rock Salt, Charred Pepper (Scorching), Spicy Pepper, any Mushroom, & Swampland Celery. - A type of Zonai seafood soup.

Deserts:

Fruit Tamales (Mighty) = Zonai Corn, Masa (Mighty), Horchata Sauce, & any Fruit (Mighty Banana recommended). - Mighty Bananas go best with this dish.

Pastelitos = Gleaming Guava (Sunny), any Cheese, Masa (Mighty), Bird Egg, & Cane Sugar. -

Citranna (Charged & Hydrating) = Shock Fruit, Hylian Rice, Chickaloo Tree Nut, Korok Leaf, & Oil Jar. -

Gema del Cielo Empanadas = Oil Jar, Masa (Mighty), & Gleaming Guava (Sunny). -

Sopa de Fideos con Horchata (Hydrating) = Egg Noodles, Horchata (Hydrating), Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Zonai Cafégranos (Energizing). - The long noodles are boiled in Horchata. Sort of a dessert soup. Do not strain! Serve in broth! Then top with cinnamon, chocolate powder, & espresso. Best & traditionally served cold, but can still be served hot if desired.

Drinks:

Atole = Masa (Mighty), Cane Sugar, Akkala Cinnamon (Hasty), Sundelion, & any Milk. - Perfect winter drink.

Xocolātl (Spicy & Amorous) = Zonai Chocolate (Spicy & Amorous), Spicy Pepper, Zonai Cafégranos (Energizing), & any Milk. - A warm, traditional Zonai beverage, typically drank in the morning.

Horchata (Energizing/Hasty & Hydrating) = Any Milk, Hylian Rice, Courser Honey, Akkala Cinnamon (optional; Hasty), Zonai Cafégranos (optional; Energizing), any Rum (optional), Sundelion (optional), Splash Fruit, & Ice Fruit. - A perfect summer drink.

Dragónesueños (pardon my butchering of the Spanish language) = Korok Frond, Dragonsbane, any Milk (optional), & Courser Honey (optional). - Zonai would boil a tiny amount of Dragonsbane into a tea that would send them into a comfortable, deep, dreamless sleep. However, too much Dragonsbane can send a Zonai into a deep & unresponsive coma that, if left untreated, they might not ever wake up from. Even if it does get treated, it could still keep them out for years before waking. That's why it needs a healer's prescription with a medical reason to be considered legal & if there aren't exact, non-lethal measurements, the healer & even the patient could be arrested for possession.

Brewing:

Luz del Sol Balché (Sunny - +5💖) = Zonai Corn (Mighty), Gleaming Guava (Sunny), Sundelion, & Courser Honey. - Originally made by the Zonai, the recipe for this drink has since been rediscovered & is now made in Lurelin.

Hielo Guasca (Biting) = Ice Fruit, Zonai Corn (Mighty), & Cane Sugar. - A spirit made from Ice Fruit by the Zonai. The recipe has recently been rediscovered & is now brewed in Lurelin.

Tormentosa Guasca (Stormy) = Shock Fruit, Zonai Corn (Mighty), & Cane Sugar. - A spirit made from Shock Fruit by the Zonai. The recipe has recently been rediscovered & is now brewed in Lurelin & Eventide.

Cascada Guasca (Rapid) = Splash Fruit, Zonai Corn (Mighty), & Cane Sugar. - A spirit made from Splash Fruit by the Zonai. The recipe has recently been rediscovered & is now brewed in Lurelin & on Eventide.

Cocktails:

☆Mogma Dishes:

Mogmas live in the Depths or in the northeastern part of Hyrule for the most part & their settlements & whatnot tend to use words like Burg, Subterraneum, & Mogcast.

They use a variety of Depths fungi in their cooking, such as Suncaps (Sunny), Dreichcaps (Dark/Warding), Kindra's Veil Stinkhorn (Amorous & Toxic), Milk Mushrooms, Magma Eyelashes (Fireproof), Swallet Brittlestems (Rapid & Hydrating), & Viscid Porcinis (Sticky).

As well as Sweet Pods, Cave Wheat, Frox Meat, Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), Glowing Cave Fish, Void Loach (Dark/Warding), Deep Monkfish (Glow), Volcanic Angelfish (Scorching), & Lavascale Tilapia (Fireproof).

They also have access to Frox Eggs & various Frox Meats.

Locally Made 2nd Tier Ingredients:

Gelatin = Lynel Hoof.

Jam/Jelly/Preserves/Marmalade = Any Fruit, any Sweetener, & Boiled Chuchu Jelly/Gelatin. - The name changes depending on the fruit ingredient. So, you use a Hylian Tomato, you get Tomato Jam, but if you use Lurelin Orange, you get Marmalade. For a higher quality product, use Gelatin instead of Boiled Chuchu Jelly. Can be eaten as is or used in other recipes.

Depths Noodles = Cave Wheat, Rock Salt, & Frox Egg.

Depths Dumpling Dough = Cave Wheat, Rock Salt, Oil Jar.

Broth = Rock Salt, Oil Jar, & Meat/Fish/Vegetable/Bone.

Thin Depths Soup Stock = Mushroom Milk & Rock Salt. - A light soup Stock made with Depths ingredients.

- Depths Soup Stock = Mushroom Milk, Rock Salt, & Cave Wheat. - The Mogma alternative.

- Creamy Depths Soup Stock = Mushroom Milk, Mushroom Butter, Rock Salt, & Cave Wheat. - The Mogma alternative.

Depths Bread Mix = Cave Wheat & Rock Salt. - Used by the Depthsdwelling Mogma.

- Pit Bread = Depths Bread Mix (Cave Wheat & Rock Salt). - Technically a 2nd Tier Ingredient despite being able to be eaten as is. Great with soups & stews.

Depths Cake Mix = Cave Wheat, Sweet Pod, Mushroom Butter.

Recipes:

*Dark Stew (Dark/Warding) = Stambulb, Void Cavefish (Dark/Warding), Frox Meat, Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), Dreichcap (Dark/Warding), & Creamy Depths Soup Stock. - While the recipe is in the game, the ingredients are very different.

*Dark Soup (Dark/Warding) = Dreichcap (Dark/Warding), Cavern Sorrel (Dark/Warding), & Depths Soup Stock. - While the recipe is in the game, the ingredients are very different.

Firefish Stew = Lavascale Tilapia (Fireproof), Emberclaw Lobster (Scorching), Volcanic Angelfish (Scorching), Magma Eyelash (Fireproof), Goron Spice, Gleam Ginger (Sunny), Depths Noodles, & Depths Soup Stock. - Spiciest dish in the world. For those who want to test their limits.

Deserts:

*Dark Cake (Dark/Warding) = Dreichcap (Dark/Warding) & Depths Cake Mix. - While the recipe is in the game, the ingredients are very different.

Lava Soup = Lava Drop, Ruby, Petrishroom (Tough), & Goron Spice. - A Subrosian Soup from Holodrum. Not suitable for organic consumption.

Drinks:

Brewing:

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TIMING: current PARTIES: Siobhan & Beau LOCATION: Tupperware SUMMARY: An unusual fae pair work together to escape and unwelcomed kidnapping. CONTENT WARNINGS: Unsanitary tw. WRSPICE because IYKYK.

Siobhan didn’t sleep much; the night was for having fun and the day was for having fun and there was no time left to not have fun. Terrible things happened when Siobhan wasn’t having fun, anyway. So, when she did sleep, hopefully so thoroughly exhausted that dreams didn’t dare to knock on her skull, she coveted the time; it was sacred. When the smell of varying stale foods flooded her nose and pulled her up from sleep, she was angry. When she looked around and noted the thick, cloudy plastic walls and bright blue ceiling above, she was livid. Siobhan screamed; if anyone was asleep before, they certainly weren’t now. The plastic, for its part, simply quivered a little—being reinforced by its trips through the microwave, into the freezer and the fridge and then back into the microwave. It technically wasn’t freezer safe but that hadn’t stopped it from showing up in the freezer.

Little Beau Beep was counting sheep. They danced and pranced in his dreams, and every time he got close to one it would snap its teeth at him. “I’ll turn you all into lamp chops!” He declared, pulling a flamethrower from the dimension dream items came from. Dinner was cooked well done. Deep in slumber, a cartoon figure donned in a sleeping cap with a singular puff at the end, and a onesie, buttflap unfortunately unflapped. The smell of old food wasn’t what woke him, it lingered well with the greasy feast he was partaking in. Instead, he woke up relaxed, and happy. A big stretch and a yawn, eyes blinking wearily. “Good morning world.” He announced, as if he was the star from which the universe revolved around. It wasn’t his bedroom he caught sight of. Beau blinked, rubbing the slumber from his eyes and eyes darting around. “I am not cheesed to be here.” He mumbled in his plastic container. Spotting another contained individual, Beau raised a hand in greeting. “Hello! There seems to be a mistake. I shouldn’t be here. Haha! I’m going to be late for work! Haha.”

There weren’t many people Siobhan decided she hated upon first sight. To hate someone was usually far more care and attention she wanted to give. Yet, as a chill struck down her spine with the familiarity meeting another fae often did, and as he laughed the way that was too fake and utterly useless, Siobhan decided she hated him. Perhaps it wasn’t fair, they were stuck in a plastic container and that was sure to be what was really souring her mood. She forced herself to smile, in a way that was also too fake, and tried to be polite. “Unfortunately, I’m not the person that put you here! So I can't get you out. Haha.” She imagined jamming his head under the lip of the lid; she imagined it squeezing and popping off like a pea freed from its pod. The image brought her peace. “I’m also not…” she sighed. “…cheesed to be here.” She stepped closer to the man, despite herself. “You wouldn’t happen to know how to get out, would you? I would like to leave.” She paused. “Haha.”

The tingle down Beau’s spine told him that this was another fae, which was nice. Beau hadn’t made many fae friends since coming to Wicked’s Rest. He had met that dumb fae child, but she was a lost cause. Then there was the Doctor fae that kept turning him down. Beau had stolen the knowledge that he was fae from her, so they couldn’t bond over that. Then there was the goat, who didn’t like him. All these Ls and Beau never couldn’t figure out why. Maybe this fae was a chance at redemption. “Haha!” Beau responded, at least this fae had a good nature. Full of laughs! Even if her laughs sounded a bit dry and flat. “Seems like we’ll be tasked with figuring out how to get out ourselves, haha!” He placed his hands on his hips, very much looking like that one construction worker who only ever watched as the others constructed. Beau turned in a slow circle, staring up at the plastic lid. “It would appear we are in very large tupperware.” Beau announced, as if it wasn’t the most obvious thing he could have said, and it was something helpful. “I’m just swissed about this. Haha!” His forced smile burned his cheeks. Beau did the most manly thing he could think of, he kicked the plastic container with his foot. His foot was only covered by the onesie foot. His toes crushed into the plastic causing him to topple over and curse with pain. “I HATE THIS I FUCKING HATE THIS.” He screamed into the air, before remembering he wasn’t alone. One cough. Two coughs. “I mean. Haha.”

“Haha,” Siobhan said plainly, using the idiotic phrase to hide the anger that roiled inside of her. As much as she didn’t want to admit it, saying ‘haha’ was an easy way to stop herself from saying ‘I don’t care if you’re a fae I’m going to skin you alive and use your flesh as a wreath’. “Haha.” Watching him hurt himself was nice, like a sitcom one might leave to play in the background; amusing enough but largely a waste of time. Even if the live studio audience in her head broke out in laughter, the more sensible director was keen on keeping them on task. As this man was a fae, despite his obvious flaws, Siobhan decided she would pretend like she cared about him. “Oh! You poor, sweet thing!” She walked very slowly to his side, bending down to try and help him out. “Your toe! Oh, how that must have hurt--this terrible, evil box wants to destroy your strong manly foot. Oh! If only you could use your big, smart brain to get us out of here. Oh! If only, maybe, you could stand on my shoulders and see if the lid will lift!” She smiled tightly at him. “Haha.” She was thinking his eyes would look lovely in a jar.

The throbbing pain in his big toe was infuriating. He hopped around on his good foot for a bit while the other fae started talking. The fae, a woman, she was hot. A bit old looking for his normal tastes, but he could forgive a fae for aging since she was so nice. Beau preened as she doted on him, calling him strong and manly. He is strong and manly. He definitely could use all his big strong manly brain power to get them out of the box. Beau put his hands on his hips, he’d seen superheroes do it on posters and he was about to be the savior of this woman’s world, it seemed fitting. “Have no fear. You should stand on my shoulders. Since I’m so strong and manly. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself with effort. Besides, I like a woman on top.” He added a wink, just to let her know that if she was interested in staying in this weird large tupperware container with him, he wouldn’t be against it.

The man looked like a simple tap would have him keeled over, Siobhan didn’t want to think about what having the full weight of someone on his shoulders would do to him. Thankfully, at least, she had fallen asleep in the same clothes she’d gone out in, so there was no free show for Beau if he decided to look up between her legs; pants could be a wonderful thing. “Oh, but shouldn’t we uplift men?” She tried to smile; she didn’t enjoy the fact her words seemed to work so well on him. “In this current political climate, shouldn’t men stand on top of women and push up heavy tupperware lids? What if my weak woman arms can’t do it?” Siobhan might have been born over a hundred years ago, but growing up in a matriarchal society that largely sacrificed its men had given her a very pointed view of the sexes; it was a very spider-like idea of feminism. Even joking in this manner had her stomach twisted into knots; she’d have to be careful about how she was complimenting the sad, small man. “I don’t want to damage your…” Siobhan gestured to his sad excuse for muscles. “...manly shoulders.”

Beau’s chest started to puff out with each passing statement coming out of her mouth. This was a woman chasing after his own heart. Beau bravely ignored the throbbing in his left foot and straightened his back, chasing that extra inch that he knew would make him all the more handsome and impressive in her eyes. “I don’t say this a lot, but you might be the smartest woman I’ve ever met.” His tongue slipped against his upper lip. He’d seen tiktoks of younger men doing the same sign to look attractive to women. He hoped it was working. “Alright, I’ll get on your shoulders and I’ll use my strong manly arms to get us out of here. Anything for you, my excellently aged cheese.” He hoped it wasn’t too soon for fond nicknames. Every marriage needed fond nicknames. Oh wait. Maybe marriage was getting ahead of himself? He mulled it over before deciding it wasn’t. Beau walked closer to the woman, craning his neck up to look at her face. God. She was an amazonian of a woman. “Uppies.” He stated, holding his hands up as if he was the petulant toddler he acted like.

If this man died right now, Siobhan was sure it would be her happiest memory. Nothing would fill her with more euphoria than being able to scream for him and then stab him several times. She was thinking twenty seven times but the count went up every time he opened his mouth. Suddenly, she didn’t want him on her shoulders. Maybe it would have been better if she had just crushed his trapezius with her heels. “Maybe you’re the smartest man I’ve ever met.” A muscle below her eye twitched. “You’re my hero, my egg,” she said, imagining cracking his skull like one. She hoped she never had to see him again. When he said ‘uppies’ she amended her thought: she hoped that she did see him again, thoroughly dead.

Siobhan bent down, lifting the annoying gnat with ease--as, unlike the man, she was strong. A lifetime of rigorous training to be an instrument of Fate had changed her deceptively thin physique into the sort that could easily lift up another person. The feat was probably lost on him. “How are you?” She asked, straightening up slowly. She kept a firm grip on his legs, trying to stop him from falling over; she wasn’t sure what lies she’d have to tell about his manly body to get him to shut up if it happened. “Are your strong, big, thick, manly arms doing anything?”

The woman lifted him up in his big strong arms, and Beau was a little breathless for a second. Strong and a man enjoyer? What did he do to get the whole package? His heart began palpitations. Then she was speaking again, honestly she spoke too much. That was another downside she had. When they got married she’d need to talk at least 95 percent less. Beau stretched his arms against the clear blue plastic cover and started pushing and pushing. At first it seemed like it wouldn’t budge.Then sound of plastic scraping against plastic, and it was becoming loose! “I’m doing it! I’m doing it!” Beau shouted, his feet doing little joy taps against the woman’s shoulders.

Beau was not doing it. A large face appeared. It belonged to a man. The ugliest man Beau had ever seen. “Hahaha! Some feisty ones.” The person’s voice was loud, causing Beau to shake a bit. “Get down. I’m here to deliver your daily milk.” Beau was manhandled. Could you believe it? Man handled! He was lifted off the woman’s shoulders and placed onto the plastic ground as milk began to pour over and around them. Beau was disgusted and a little aroused, if he was being honest. “Hey! Let us out!” He shouted, fist flying against the air. But nothing changed. Milk was delivered and the tupperware was closed.

The only thing worse than having to deal with the annoying, short man would be a shower of milk. How strange it was that the next thing to happen was precisely that. Siobhan seethed, vibrating with the force of her rage. Milk dripped from her hair and soaked into her clothes, which clung tightly to her body in a way that was flattering, though that was the only fortunate thing about it. Milk covered their tupperware in a pool of white, coming up to Siobhan’s knees. She waded through the liquid, ready to be done with it. She’d plunge his body below the milky wavers and drown him. Escape would be more steps away from her but at least the last shreds of her sanity would remain. She stormed over to him, milk sloshing; she felt a little like a slow-motion attractive lifeguard coming to shore. The milky hair flip didn’t help with the image.

She was close, close enough to strangle when she remembered that killing fae was the sort of thing that had gotten her wings ripped out. As much as Siobhan hated him in this moment, as he was the vehicle for her frustrations, he couldn’t be harmed; a fae was a fae and fae were family. “Looks like another case of someone trying to keep men down, my sweet, sweet omelet.” Her hands balled into fists by her sides; she spoke between clenched teeth. Her shoulders ached from where he had tapped in excitement on her. She wanted to crush him like a bug. “What now?” Her gaze dropped, she noticed a strange lump in her pocket--cylindrical. What did she have in there? She pulled it out, staring at the drenched knife. She twisted it, watching the blade catch light. “Would you look at that, my egg?” She grinned.

The worst thing about the milk was not the fact that it was seeping into his onesie, congealing against his toes and setting on his skin in a thick and sticky film. No. The worst thing was the milk was warm. Warm milk? What kind of sin had the woman next to him committed to cause them to end up in this place? Surely Beau had done nothing to deserve such a treatment from whatever giant had opened the container and doused them in warm milk. “Haha.” At this point the laugh had lost any and all luster it once had, the smile which never reached his eyes was starting to not reach his lips. How was he supposed to thrive under these conditions? Then Siobhan was pulling out a knife, and for a second, when she was calling him egg, he thought she was about to poach him. Beau blinked, a little bit of a laugh and went. “Haha, my finest aged cheddar, what are you going to do with that knife?”

Siobhan thought about how lovely the man’s blood would be against her knife; she pictured his skin ripping in layers when she would stab him, flesh given to blood given to bone. What sort of expression would he make, she wondered. Would he haha? She looked at him and then her knife and then back at him. She could not kill another fae. She splashed around the container, making her way to the wall. Siobhan plunged her knife into the worn plastic and pulled down with as much force as she could summon, ripping a jagged, vertical line into the box. It looked suspiciously like a certain anatomical opening, but Siobhan wasn’t going to make that comparison. “Come, help me open this,” she called back at the short man, pulling at one side of the tear. “I need your…strong man arms to help me…because I’m…too much of a woman.” She hoped he’d slice his hand on the plastic, feeding it to the warm wilk (which was surprisingly nice, she thought, like a bath).

Beau smiled broadly as the beautiful and slightly too old and aged looking woman stabbed the knife into the plastic and started sawing their way out. He should have known she would be too weak to follow up. “Don’t worry, I am excellent with my hands.” Beau lied, but since he truly believed that lie to be true he suffered no ill effects. Beau stepped forward, shoving both of his hands into the gash she’d created and started tearing it open. Nothing happened. Beau coughed, adjusting his hands to focus on just one side pulling back instead of pushing the two halves apart. He started getting somewhere! The plastic gave a bit. “Big and strong, what can I say.” With each long and tiresome tug the opening got bigger and bigger until the plastic tore and Beau found himself being spilled out on the counter with the milk flowing out. Suddenly the world was no longer small and tiny and Beau was large. This was the tallest he’d ever been! Except, as he looked around, he started to get the feeling that he was simply his normal height now. Disappointing.

Siobhan knew for certain, in that moment, that her partner in milk was completely useless. She pulled, her muscles flexing--as she’d been raised to be the perfect instrument of Death, there was an undeniable strength held in her limbs. She pulled, and pulled harder to make up for the man’s lackluster efforts. The tiny cut turned into a gash and then an opened and milk sloshed through and their bodies tumbled with it. Out of the tupperware, whatever strange--slightly perverted--magic was at work seemed to wear off and Siobhan was at her usual height, which towered over the obnoxious man. She brushed milk off of her; a futile gesture. “Siobhan,” she said, holding her milky hand out, “I forgot to introduce myself and…” She drew her hand back, which trembled in the cold, dry air. In front of her were a hundred jars, lined up in neat rows, holding their own lakes of milky fluid and a singular figure standing in the liquid. She thought she saw a unicorn in one; she wasn’t even sure those existed. Wordlessly, she tilted her head to the side and wrung milk out of her hair. “I think we avoided something terrible,” she said, “perhaps because of your manliness.” She added that only because she thought it was funny.

In their miniature forms, the woman had towered over Beau. Old and tall, both had been marked against her in his constant judgment. However, stuck in a tupperware container, Beau had been kind enough to offer her grace. Grace that whatever had stuck them in that tupperware had messed up the shrinking process and had shrunk Beau just a little bit smaller. Now as the two of them were standing normal sized in a room full of jars, Beau felt disgust boil over him to realize she actually was just behemothly tall. That was very unbecoming of her. Old or tall. Pick a struggle. Then she introduced herself. Rage danced underneath Beau’s skin, causing it to prickle. He hadn’t asked for her name, eliminating all ease of snagging it from her. Sure. The pull in his chest informed him that she was a fellow fae, but she could have been kind enough to ask. His practiced smile pulled across his face as he turned to look up at her. “Beau. “ He returned his name, “But you can call me Beautiful. On account of how manly I am.” He struck a pose. At least she was smart enough to recognize him as the man he was.

She marveled at the ease in which murderous fantasies involving the man flooded into her mind. By the time Beau had finished introducing himself, Siobhan had mentally flayed, dismembered and tortured him in a hundred different ways. She stared down at him and knew that her favorite of the fantasies was the one where she crushed him like an insect. No, like a tin can; instead of a smear, she’d stomp down and snap bones into a perfect circle. She smiled. “Beautiful,” she said, looking beyond him and into the imagined version that waddled around with his collapsed body, slowly pulling up to reveal smashed bones and flattened skin in the shape of an accordion, dangling limply. “So beautiful.” Her imaginary arms lifted him, laying his accordion body on its side so she could separate each ring of flesh so she could twist it again to get a never-ending cord of his body. She looked around at the tupperware and jars and suddenly it all made a sort of perverse sense to her. The warm milk, however, remained a mystery.

She knelt down to his level. “Beau, beautiful, manly Beau.” Siobhan rested a hand on his shoulder, squeezing gently. “Putting you in a jar would be such a waste. I’d want you where everyone could see. I’d want wrapped around the room like tinsel. I’d call people over, I’d say ‘look at Beau, isn’t he so beautiful’.” You wouldn’t believe it, he was such a tiny man in his life, now look at how tall and grand I made him. It was the sort of irony Siobhan liked. “You’re so special. You would have been wasted here. I’m so happy that you’re free.” Trapped, Beau’s unique, repugnant nature would have been lost to the world. He was a pacifier, sized like one too; her mind reached a new level of calm, setting all its cognitive efforts into cruel punishments. He was meditative, soothing, a zen garden for a murderer. She leaned forward and pressed a quick kiss to the tip of his nose, picturing herself with acid lips to break down his cartilage. “Beautiful Beau.” She rose to her feet. “I hope the next time we meet, there’s less milk.” And she left.

That night, she completely forgot about the stained tupperware and all questions she had about how they got there or where there even was—she didn’t even remember how she got home—but she couldn’t forget Beau. He’d given her so much peace that for the first time in over forty years, she slept through the night, carried by easy dreams of Beau dying beautifully.

Maybe older women had their place in this society. Despite the lines around her eyes, and her probably sagging bosom, Beau was enthralled by the tenderness at which Siobhan reviered him. Despite asking, multiple times, to be referred to as Beautiful, Siobhan was the first to listen to him. She kissed his nose. She left him speechless. If only she was better looking. Beau watched as she walked away, not ready yet to escape from the room that had bound them. Milk clung to him, and he knew it would sour and turn disgusting soon, but there was one thing he needed to do first. He’d seen a unicorn, miniaturized just like they had been, only in a jar. Beau plucked it off the shelf and dropped it into his milk-soaked pocket. This would be coming home with him.

#chatzy #chatzy: siobhan #this was ria's idea #you can all thank ria for being so talented and funny #and making me suffer this #i'm ria's number one fan

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skunkes · 1 year

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I always wonder about things like the fridge situation. If I'm just a liddle beast how am I going to fit a whole tomato in there. Wait I just remembered cherry tomatoes exist nevermind. Anyway where would I put my whole singular apple?

OKAY so i can think of 2 answers for this and one is like. more out there but less fun to me if taken to the extreme...which is like modifying certain foods to be different sizes... i think this cld be fun within reason, like i dont think it'd be as fun (imo) to have mouse sized apples...but yes to smaller ones existing. anyway the other answer(s) (actually not even answers im just saying stuff now) is being able to purchase foods like this in portions...so you buy a half or quarter apple and figure out how to further store portions...

but also also also... i do think it'd be fun to have specified big appliances for stuff like this ykwim...like walk in fridge ice box but reasonable to own...because i DO want the satisfaction of knowing a small animal could store a "regular" sized (big to them) food item that needs to be refrigerated so that they could just live off of that for a few weeks/months and use it in their meals as god intended.

or like. you know those neighborhood mailboxes that exist? what if something like that but its a big huge fridge you go access for the bigger items....with ur own compartment... hm but then you'd have to walk further from your home to access the big food instead of just having it there...idk! many such theories (<- incoherent)

#skunk mail #Anonymous #furversey #long post -#(under read more for length)

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itsthemoofacewriting · 1 year

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A bag of coffee

So, this was actually started before Amongst the trees but got pushed to the backburner. It was also where I realised there’s a damn pantry as I was looking at the blueprints for Sunny. As you can tell, I’m now making full use of this new discovery for my fics.

You know that part in the relationship, where it’s just been established but it’s all so new and you’ve known this person in a certain way for so long that you overthink everything? No? Just me projecting? Well, I think poor little Snooj would be the same.

Summary: Inventory counting was not meant to send his heart racing. Part two of the Potato Peeling series Rating: T+ You can also find this on FFN and AO3.

Enjoy!

Six bags of rice… two bags of flour…

Sanji’s pen scratched quickly across his pad as he made notes, eyes methodically scanning over bags, tins, barrels and the odd loose item. Occasionally, his pen would flick up, pointing at the item to help him count if there were a few before going back to the pad.

Once a week he would do this; come into the pantry and take an inventory of what stock he had left. It helped him plan for the week and made sure no ingredients would be wasted. It also kept him on top of what was used more often and how much he should buy the next time they arrived to stock up at an island.

A bag of coffee…

His pen halted its movement

A singular bag of coffee.

He frowned. That was a little too low considering how often Robin drank it… actually, that was way too low considering he made sure to get more of it once Nami had started drinking it more often too. He flicked back to last week’s notes and saw he had three bags of it then. Where the hell had two bags gone? Mentally, he started to make a list of what he’d been doing within the span of a week and came up blank.

Naturally his first suspect was Luffy because he was a menace. His name was mentally scrubbed out when he gave it more thought. Luffy was really only interested in the fridge, everything in here was dried that he was convinced Luffy had simply forgotten the room existed.

The next thought sent a shiver down his spine. What if Nami or Robin were making their own drinks? He didn’t think they would, he almost had a sixth sense for when they needed drinks, although he would keep an eye on that now.

Still though, that theory didn’t explain two whole bags of coffee disappearing. They drank coffee but not that much.

But when he roll called everyone in the crew, he thought about how he had caught Franky stealing his cooking oil a little while ago, using it as lubricant for one of his contraptions when he’d run out of oil and it’d earned him a swift kick out of his kitchen. The insult. As much as the idea of using cooking ingredients for things like that offended him, he was sure coffee couldn’t be used in the same way. Although he did use cola as fuel…

Hm. He’d keep an eye on it and consider getting the mouse trap out again.

Maybe he should just lock the kitchen and be done with it. That way everything would be safe from the vultures.

It would certainly be nice for when he spent time with Nami. To have her all to himself with no distractions.

Not that they didn’t spend a lot of time together. Even before they officially got together two weeks ago, they’d spent a considerable amount of time together but now it had increased and the memory from two weeks ago played in a loop in his head. A silly smile spread across his face. That was a top five moment for him and right now, it sat comfortably in the top spot. Just the two of them cooking together, being close and sharing a kiss that still made him sigh dreamily.

“Sanji-kun?”

Speaking of the angel…

“In the pantry, Nami-san!” He called, already walking to the door to meet her there.

His smile broadened when she came into view, she’d always been beautiful but it was different now he knew she felt the same way. He could gawk at her as much as he wanted, he could hold her hand, hug her, taste her lips. And as much as he wanted to, thinking about something and doing it were two different things, especially when he’d spent so long holding himself back. It almost felt wrong to act on his urges.

Right now though, he wanted to sweep the hair obstructing her face, cup her cheek because he could do that now but uncharacteristically, he held back. Maybe later, when he’d built up the nerve. It didn’t stop him from eyeing the piece and longing, instead.

“Are you okay?” Nami asked, head cocked and belatedly, he realised he’d been distracted for a bit too long.

“Yeah,” he cleared his throat, “I’m fine. I’m almost done here and then I’ll be outside.”

“I can help, we’ll be done quicker this way,” she said, breezing past him.

He perked up at the idea, more than happy to spend some quality time together.

“As always, I’ll be your lowly assistant,” he said, handing her the pen and notebook before pulling over the stool for her to sit on. She took his hand when he offered it to help her sit and his heart jumped despite the innocent gesture.

“Who knows, maybe if you do a good job, I can promote you,” she replied coyly.

And, slightly sweatier than before with her teasing, they picked up where he left off. He continued to move methodically through the racking, calling what it was and how many they had.

“Three bags of potatoes, Nami-san.”

“Three bags of potatoes,” she parroted back, pen diligently writing down what he called out, pen quickly scratching across the page. Her writing was much nicer than his and he’d always admired the way her letters looped gracefully.

Since she’d been helping him, they were actually working through it quicker. They were already done with one of the racks, there was only two left until-

“You missed one,” Nami called, breaking him from his trance.

“Huh?”

“You missed one,” she repeated, pen pointing at the line of spices he’d just counted from the racking.

Frowning, he counted the line again and got the same number. “Five?”

Shaking her head, she got up, putting the pen behind her ear and knelt down next to him at the bottom shelf of the racking. Leaning down, she pushed the five small containers aside to reach for another one right at the back, hidden behind another spice in a different row.

“And that makes six,” she corrected, holding the cinnamon.

“This is why you’re head chef!” Although he certainly hadn’t moved it. It only roused his suspicion further about someone coming in here when he wasn’t around.

“Come on, give me a page and I can do some counting as well. The head chef has to muck in too. I can help more if we split what’s left and do our own count.”

“Nami-san, you can leave, it’s really okay!” It was only natural, it was a beautiful day outside, who would want to do an inventory count? Which is why he assured, “I’m almost done here; I’ll meet you on the deck.”

“It’s fine, I like spending time with you,” she dismissed, steamrolling over his excuses for her. “Do you mind if I rip a page out? I can do my own count this way.”

“Not at all.” It was only his inventory book; he didn’t mind at all.

He watched her rip the next page out but instead of taking the book, he took the piece of paper, leaving her with the pad.

“Always the gentleman,” she teased. “I’ll take this rack and you take that rack.”

He nodded and they got to work.

They worked back-to-back, Sanji continuing on his racking and Nami behind him working of her own rack. The pantry wasn’t huge to begin with and not always knowing how long it was until the next island meant the room was filled and space was vital. Their backs brushed most of the time with how tight it was and whilst they had separate papers, they didn’t have two pens, so they ended up going back and forth with the pen. It probably wasn’t the most productive way to work but sharing a pen came with its perks. Instead of working in silence, there was the murmured question for the pen filling the gaps and it meant touching. Lots of touching. Hands brushing, shoulders bumping and his cheeks were constantly tinted pink.

Since getting together, they hadn’t done very much and it wasn’t from a lack of want. There were plenty of opportunities, plenty of openings but he fumbled every time. It was similar to that night in the kitchen where she’d adjusted his tie, he just panicked and it was only after the moment had passed that he kicked himself.

But it was hard. He’d spent so long imagining and being her friend and as much as he liked to think he was smooth; he maybe, perhaps, wasn’t so much when the moment was presented to him. Not that he would ever admit that to anyone. So, since getting together, it’d been very modest pecks, kisses to the cheek and, to his delight, the occasional hand hold. He wasn’t complaining though, it was more than he could have ever imagined and he’d counted his lucky stars ever since.

But now with just the two of them in here, the atmosphere was stifling in the best way possible and he was sure Nami was on to him. She hadn’t said anything but he was sure she was touching him more than needed and his heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest with the anticipation.

At first, she’d tapped his shoulder to get his attention and when their fingers brushed, his heart had jumped and he felt light headed. She’d smiled before turning around to double check her count and write down the number. When she’d returned the pen, her hand had lingered and he’d swallowed at her half-lidded look.

He’d tried to return the gesture as much as he could and he’d felt particularly daring when his fingers had grazed hers on purpose for no reason when they were working back-to-back.

After that, she was gradually becoming bolder and, he realised, she was definitely teasing him.

He had zero complaints.

The innocent touches and lingering moments came to an end when he’d been crouching down to count something and he felt her breath on his ear asking for the pen. A shiver slivered down his spine before he’d snapped up to his feet and fought down the urge to stutter.

She’d giggled, before pretending nothing had happened, like she hadn’t just sent his head spinning.

Whatever game they were playing, it was truly afoot. She’d made their previous interactions look like child play.

She was everywhere.

A hand on his back.

Breath hot on his neck.

Body leaning over his shoulder.

He’d had to recount the sugar twice already and he still had no idea what the final number was. His brain had melted out of his ears long ago and all that was left in its place was Nami.

“I think you missed one, Sanji-kun,” she said, voice light and playful that he knew she was joking. Her voice was closer than he’d expected, despite the little game they’d been playing.

He turned, still crouched down and he’d expected her to be in a similar position until he came face to face with her thighs. He imagined he looked like a gaping fish but his brain was elsewhere as his eyes slowly travelled up her body. From the full of her hips to the swoop of her waist and he settled longer on her bikini clad breasts. She had a new one on, a pale blue that matched her jeans. She looked phenomenal in it and he had to tear his eyes away far sooner than he wanted to.

When he reached her eyes, she was already looking at him, eyebrow quirked and amusement over her features. She was clearly more than aware of his ogling and he took it as a positive sign that she didn’t leave.

He cleared his throat, trying to dispel any tension and stood. Whilst there wasn’t a lot of space to move around, she was a step closer than she had to be and he fought the urge to fidget.

“I’m done, how are you getting on?” She asked, nonplussed by his silence or proximity.

And whilst he’d heard her, his brain wasn’t functioning properly, if at all, and she was so pretty. Really pretty. And that hair that he wanted to move was still there.

Unable to form a decently structured sentence, he wordlessly showed her his paper but she wasn’t angry with his half-completed rack.

She looked up from the piece of paper and he wasn’t sure what he expected but it wasn’t silence. Nor the way she eyed him. From his chest, they slowly swept upwards, lingering on his shoulders and lips until she as looking into his eyes. He hadn’t seen that look in her eye before and it made his palms moisten and his breath shorten. The way she looked at him made him feel naked, like she was looking through him. He wondered if that was how he’d just looked at her.

There was a tense moment and his brain was running to fill the silence, until she relieved him. “Do I make you nervous?” She was fighting down a smile and he suspected it was because she already knew the answer.

“Ah, no.” That was a lie. “… well,” he tacked on, not knowing how to explain. He didn’t want to offend her.

“You didn’t seem to have a problem in the kitchen two weeks ago.”

It was a statement but he still answered it like a question.

“You know, heat of the moment.”

With the little distance between them, she managed to take a step forward and there was nowhere for him to go but lean heavily against the racking. Internally, he was grateful for it being bolted down.

She leaned forward, closing what little space there was and he could feel her chest press into his. With a hand on his lapel, she lowly asked, “Do I need to get you back in the moment, little eggplant?”

His eyes bulged and he wheezed, her offer taking his mind straight to the gutter, despite the childish name that sounded sinful coming from her mouth. He felt like he was going to faint with her just this close and at most, he thought he’d be able to cope with kissing but more than that? It made his pulse quicken.

Her hand burned on his chest and his eyes darted around her face, trying to figure out if she was joking. It’d be fine if she was, but he’d rather know before he made more of a fool out of himself.

“You’ve been very respectful these past two weeks,” she noted observationally, disregarding his silence, and then her eyes lidded, “you can touch me you know.”

He nodded, because that was all he could whilst he tried not to hyperventilate, and although he understood, his arms stayed locked at his sides. Now would’ve been the perfect time to have a cigarette, he needed something for his hands to do. It took her chuckling and moving his arm for him to actually touch her. He instantly missed her palm on his chest but it was short-lived when she moved his hands to sit low on her waist and his fingers twitched on reflex. Her skin was warm and soft and he already wanted to spend his time mapping the flare of her hips.

His attention was caught again when not one but both hands returned to his chest. She leaned in, so close he could count the individual lashes on her eyes and feel her breath warm against his lips.

“Do you want to kiss me?” She all but whispered yet the words echoed in his brain like she’d shouted.

When he met her gaze, all traces of teasing were gone and in its place was something else. It was open and raw and it took him a second to realise it was vulnerability. It was enough to knock the dumbfoundery out of him.

He nodded.

“Yes.”

Even to his own ears he sounded winded.

Her eyes warmed at his response and it might be his new favourite thing to watch.

Their noses brushed, sliding as their heads tilted and he kept his eyes open for a moment longer to watch hers close.

When their lips touched, it felt like time had suspended, the seconds turning into minutes and he was a fool for not using every opportunity up until now to do this. Her lips were soft and he was delicate, savouring the drawn-out kiss to ingrain the moment in his brain.

His lips moved and time restarted as he let a shaky breath through his nostrils. Her hands slid from his chest up to his shoulders and into his hair. He tightened his hold around her, moving from her waist to her back to draw her in and she reciprocated in kind.

They exchanged a series of kisses, from lingering and long to small and sweet. They were finding their tempo and he never wanted to stop.

She tried to pull away and a desperate sound bubbled from his throat as he chased her lips, successfully drawing her into another kiss.

It was short lived when she pulled away properly but he couldn’t be disappointed when their foreheads rested against each other’s and he was treated to the view of a thoroughly kiss Nami. Her lips were slightly swollen and he had to resist the urge go back in.

Instead, he did the next best thing by grazing their noses, rubbing them together and in that moment, he realised it might just be as good as kissing her. Her cheeks flushed prettily and her eyes crinkled and he returned her smile, feeling breathless. She was ethereal.

“I couldn’t figure you out,” she started, fingers curling in his hair at the nape of his neck and his thumb brushed across the dimple on her lower back in encouragement, “I didn’t know if you wanted to take things slow, which is fine, or if you were nervous.”

He was right, she had been testing the waters, trying to figure him out. And when she had, she’d tried to tease him into action.

His eyes flicked back down to her lips when they curled into a smile.

“But then you kept staring and you’re not subtle at all.”

He laughed lightly, looking back at her eyes and apart from amusement, there was a curiosity there.

“You’re beautiful,” he breathed out, like that explained everything and for him, it did. But he continued. “And I’ve wanted this for so long, that I can’t quite believe that I can do this now and I don’t want to mess this up.”

“You’re not going to mess this up. I fell for you how you are and I knew what I was signing up for.” She smiled, genuine and happy.

His nerves had still been there but they were replaced by giddiness at her words.

Feeding from his new found confidence, he brushed the hair from her face like he’d wanted to this whole time, tucking it behind her ear to then cup her jaw. She tilted her head, leaning into his touch and his thumb mapped her cheekbone in a slow caress.

Using his hand, he drew her into a slow kiss and he relished the easy way she responded.

“Besides, now you get act on your thoughts,” she told him, breaking their kiss to give him the news.

Her eyes darkened and before he could respond, she was tugging on his tie to pull him back in. There had been nowhere else for her to move, she was already pressed up against him until he parted his legs and she wasted no time filling the small gap. His thighs bracketed her hips and it was more intimate, it changed the mood between them.

Gone were their sweet kisses and instead, their lips slid together firmly as they found their feet.

So far, their kisses had been closed mouth but when her tongue came out to tease at his lips, he couldn’t hold back the moan from the back of his throat. He’d tasted her oranges before but it didn’t compare to when he tasted it on her.

With one hand on her cheek, the other was at her waist, carefully touching the exposed skin there, already feeling far too risky. Well, until her hand detached from his shoulder to push at the hand on her waist until it sat dangerously as the edge of her bikini.

He was glad for the racking that he could lean on behind him because his legs felt like they’d turned into jelly.

“That’s what you wanted, right?”

He nodded dumbly, brain only producing white noise as his finger flexed across her sensitive skin and she shivered. He felt a shot of adrenaline, he’d caused that reaction - it was almost heady.

“Don’t overthink it, I’ll say if I don’t like something.” And then she was kissing him again.

It was like the gun at the starting line had gone off because there were hands everywhere. His hand was not moving from her breast, not when he’d been given an enthusiastic shove and he’d spent his time cupping her, fingers playing around the sensitives skin and fabric. He drunk down her breathy moans enough times now to know his touch was very welcome.

Her hands were at his shoulders, pushing his jacket out of the way to sit at his elbows and then they were running down his sides, over his shirt to map out his abs. This was not how he’d expected his day to go but he was thrilled at the turn.

It was so hot in the pantry but he couldn’t get enough as they kissed frantically and their hands didn’t know where to go next. He realised belatedly that this was a make out session and kicked himself that they could have been doing this much, much sooner.

As much as he didn’t want to part from her lips, the desire to kiss down her neck was stronger and he was glad he did because her arms tightened around him, trying to merge them into one. He helped when the hand at her jaw skimmed down until it clutched at her rear and he couldn’t imagine anything better than this moment.

Her neck was sensitive going by the sounds she produced and he made it a personal challenge to find a spot better than the last until-

“Little eggplant,” she moaned but then a second later, “Too much?”

“Not from you,” he murmured against the delicate skin of her neck and it was true. He’d settled into that far quicker than he’d expected and honestly, he’d be into any nickname she gave him.

She laughed breathily as it turned into a moan. “We could’ve been doing this for a lot longer,” she panted.

“I’ll make up for lost time, I promise.” And now they were on the same page, he would. He wasn’t missing out on any more of this.

“I’m sure you will.” Her hand was back in his hair, soothingly playing with the strands. “Although I’m not sure how accurate your count was, so maybe we should start again.”

“I’d stopped counting ages ago,” he admitted, pulling away from her neck to look at her.

“Was it around the sugar? That’s when you started getting jumpy.” She kissed him afterwards, short and sweet to let him know she was teasing.

“We can use inventory counting as code for this instead,” he said enthusiastically, wiggling his eyebrows at her as his hand slipped into the back pocket of her jeans. He still felt the thrill when she let him.

“I’m pretty sure half the crew already think that when we’re in the kitchen together. Why do you think we get left alone so much?”

Huh. He hadn’t thought about that. “No complaints here, it means I get you all to myself.”

They were winding down which was probably a good idea considering they’d been in here for quite a while and whilst the crew may give them a wide birth, nothing would stop a rampaging Luffy. Even that threat didn’t stop him from pulling her into one last slow kiss.

She righted his jacket afterwards, smoothing along his shoulders to get rid of any wrinkles and when her hands travelled down his arms, he caught them to hold her hands.

“Would you like to help me with dinner?” He brought one of her hands up to place lingering kiss to the back of it.

She hummed at the move; eyes warm again. “Sure and we can finish the count later.” It sounded like an innocent suggestion but her tone was mischievous.

He couldn’t wait.

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Could you tell I didn’t want this to end?

I love teasing Sanji; he makes it so easy and it’s so fun!

Please excuse any errors.

Thanks for reading.

#sanami #sannami #SaNa #SN #SanjixNami #opwriting #opfanfic #Nami #Sanji

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THE TARDIS HEADCANONS. STORED UNDER THE READ MORE.

The TARDIS as she appeared throughout each incarnation. This Post acts as a reference point to show off every design used by the respective DOCTOR, including Police Box and Console Room design. Stored under the read more to not clutter dash.

All TARDIS MODELS and CONSOLE ROOM MODELS belong to their owners and were sourced and displayed using Garry's Mod addons.

To the mutuals, I tag in this post. I may reference some of what we've plotted on Discord. Please let me know if you want me to remove the headcanons that reference your muse.

THE SCARF DOCTOR'S TARDIS

The Scarf Doctor's tardis is based on the model used and debuted in the Season 10 episode "The Three Doctors". In this timeline, The Scarf Doctor has an expansive labyrinth connected to the console room. He will maintain this Console room for a long time. Its most notable rooms belong to its Companions, who visited frequently and who The Doctor had to entertain for long periods of time.

@primewitch-- During her stay in The TARDIS, she requested a recreation of her home in Mondstadt. Lisa's abode was very complex to a spell she used that allowed her to make her room two stories high, and virtually- it was bigger on the inside. However, this was not difficult to replicate- as The TARDIS is an infinitely generating space- meaning The TARDIS was able to accurately recreate the room precisely as she left it.

@lunaetis' Dehya, on the other hand- was given a custom room based on randomly generated keywords, while THE TARDIS also scanned Dehya's culture and memories of home. Her room is entirely unique, but unlike Lisa's- it wasn't a whole house. It was a singular bedroom. A large one, but a bedroom nonetheless.

@kemikorosu's Lumine had the smallest room out of all of them. Not for any particular reason, but mainly because she only spent a month or two with Scarf before The Time War started. By the time it broke out, she would barely be able to sleep aboard The TARDIS, so its size was only as small as it was for the sake of conserving power.

THE WAR DOCTOR'S TARDIS.

The War Doctor's TARDIS reorganized itself into a battleship. Characteristics that were present in this TARDIS would carry over to The Looney Doctor's tardis, but it was mainly a transitional unit. The Console used is the most organic and easily modifiable version- meaning The WAR Doctor could more easily make adjustments to it at any time needed.

The WAR DOCTOR had no additional rooms during his tenure as The Doctor. He needed all the additional power for shields and speed, as well as temporal transistor units used to breach Dalek Shields. Communication systems and anti-hook devices were boosted due to a lack of architecture or generated rooms, and the boosted power stopped The TARDIS from being.

@kemikorosu's Lumine shared the same room as @lunaetis's Lumine, and when the two were briefly brought together during The Middle of The Time War and were allowed to travel with The War Doctor simultaneously, they simply slept in the same room.

THE GOTH DOCTOR'S TARDIS

The Goth Doctor's TARDIS is arguably the biggest console room. Littered with blackboards, bookshelves, and desks with different unfinished inventions- This TARDIS actually stands on a platform. Underneath the main console floor, descending the staircase- allowed for Companions and Passengers to deposit items in storage bays, as well as allowed The Doctor to directly access the Tardis Console Internals- the guts of the ship.

With the LAST GREAT TIME WAR over and done with, the TARDIS could finally start generating rooms again. Expansive corridors lead to libraries, a swimming pool, expansive Victorian-style bedrooms, and closets. This TARDIS also had a ship's galley, which was an expansive area with an alcohol bar, a stocked fridge, and radio players and TVs.

The Exterior of The TARDIS was the only thing carried over from The WAR DOCTOR and presented itself as a polished and cleaned-up version of it. The lettering, the door sign, and the windows are all illuminated, glowing a snow-white bright. The Lantern, when dematerializing, flashed a pale gold.

THE LOONEY DOCTOR'S TARDIS.

THE LOONEY DOCTOR'S TARDIS WOULD HAVE SIGNIFICANT LIGHTING CHANGES THROUGHOUT ITS COURSE OF USE. @lunaetis's Eula's first few months aboard The TARDIS would be represented in a faded, cooler color- and a darker interior. Sooner, The Console room would change into a brighter, evened-out tone. It would remain this way until Eula died but would become as bright as The gif pictured above when @gunnhildred's Jean started traveling with The Doctor. It would become the brightest it ever had while The Doctor traveled with the Acting Grandmaster. It would remain as bright as the final linked gif, the lighting used while @vonerde's Gaia traveled aboard. The look the Console room had when Gaia traveled with Looney would be the last it'd look prior to The Doctor's regeneration.

By no means did the TARDIS hate @vonerde. If anything, she ADORED Gaia, but she was always frustrated at Gaia's tracks she'd leave in. So much so that The TARDIS would PURPOSELY and sometimes SUBTLY reorganize Gaia's Garden, throwing off its placement and causing the Goddess minor confusion. The TARDIS made it abundantly clear that this was because of the mud tracks and leaves she left aboard when she dropped garbage bags full of Gaia's leaves on her, however. The TARDIS would usually lighten up her teasing of Gaia when the Passenger painted her exterior.

THE PINK DOCTOR'S TARDIS.

There's not much to say about Pink's TARDIS other than that it is meticulously organized. The most intriguing room it had was the one The TARDIS made for @maquiscursed's Kazuha when the Ronin joined the crew. For Kazuha, The TARDIS actually produced a room that was exclusively a simulated version of The Crux, with the sounds of the waves and the smell of the wind as authentically recreated as possible. It also had zero room energy to help with meditation.

THE TARDIS did not dislike @lunaetis's Hu Tao, but it found her off-putting, and as such- did not IMMEDIATELY generate Hu Tao a bedroom when she began traveling with The Doctor. It only generated her one when Hu Tao began complimenting The TARDIS and giving the console head pats at the behest of Pink, who advised that maybe the TARDIS needed physical reassurance once in a while.

The TARDIS would give @kemikorosu's Lumine a proper bedroom when she began traveling with The Pink Doctor once again. Her room was an authentic recreation of the home she lived in when she returned to Teyvat after the war, scattered with mementos of her travels and of her experiences across the universe.

#faulty circuits (out of character / ooc~)#headcanons #utterly fascinating (the scarf doctor~!)#no. more. (the war doctor~!)#a waste of my time (the goth doctor~!)#upwards & onwards!! (the looney doctor~!)#of ALL the CONFOUNDED--!! (The Pink Doctor~!)#lunaetis #kemikorosu #gunnhildred #primewitch #maquiscursed #vonerde #ONLY TAGGING YOU GUYS BECAUSE THIS POST MENTIONS YA

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I'd like to know more about 'delicate' 👀

heyyyyyyy!!!! Thanks for showing interest in my wips!!! You've picked one that is being a right pain in my arse. It's very much on the backburner at the moment because I can't quite figure out what I want the story to be (it can go in two directions). So I'm letting marinade, for now. wip list So, Delicate is the provisional name I've given a post-canon fic where we follow jwds over the course of an evening. It's basically Joo Won struggling to deal with the fact that he now lives with someone he really loves (and who feels just as strongly for him). There's repression, a small amount of bitchiness (well, let's be honest, it's my version of jw, so there'll be an unnecessary amount lol), some sex (including kink exploration), and jwds learning how to communicate healthily. Just two boys who are bad at communication trying to make their relationship work (with joo won being terrible at voicing his concerns and dong sik being very patient with him)

There is sorrow to be found in life’s extravagant glamour and an unfathomable amount of beauty in the mundane. Joo Won hadn’t been expecting to find such domestic niceties in the rich warmth of Dong Sik’s home- their home. A house Joo Won had once dissected and disembowelled like a surgeon’s scalpel or a butcher’s blade. He had cut it into digestible pieces until it became nothing more than an element to a story, fashioned into the image of his own design. He found a way to make this family home fit for a crime, and its remaining resident, a criminal. Now, Joo Won spends his mornings and nights here, wrapped in its splendour. It’s no longer a crematorium, tomb, display counter, or cage; it is now a nest, where two healing souls are trying to find their peace of mind. Dong Sik redecorated a few years back. He even decluttered as much as his weathered heart would allow, resulting in a lighter space that is comfortable with items that belong to him, instead to those he lost. Joo Won tried to help along the way, adding what he could: a decent knife set and thick set of curtains that he got from a far-too-fancy and far-too-pretentious artisan shop in a popular spot just outside of Chuncheon. Then there was the bookshelf, a writing desk, two rugs, clay pots for Dong Sik’s fresh herbs, new pillows and separate duvets for the changing seasons. Coffee, music, art, wine, his running shoes, a downside collection of his coats, most of his watches, his drink’s fridge, and himself. All of him. Even the parts he hoped didn’t exist. He brought all of it with him, in bits and pieces, bread crumbs and documents. After all, it was decision and follow-through that led that one-night stand to what they are now. Joo Won knows what they have is still delicate, but with that delicacy, he wishes for a singular hope: Dong Sik will give him the achingly complicated but simply sweet thing of letting him have this. Them. Together. Dong Sik accepts him with open hands that seem to be able to carry whatever Joo Won gives him to hold. He accepts, sometimes takes, but never holds on too tightly. He keeps things steady, like a fishing line bobbing with the water’s gentle sway.

There you go!!! I hope you like it 😊😊 I will note before I go that this fic was originally inspired by the song Sweet Nothing - Taylor Swift.

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colivares-arh1 · 11 months

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Logos

First off, what is a logo? The text and some quick thinking has helped me define a logo as carefully designed unique image or text piece used to represent an entity and easily define and differentiate it amongst competitors. After looking around for a day with the intent of spotting logos, I have realized that they are absolutely everywhere.

Its expected to see it on business

from the Cracker barrel logo on my apron and bag to the

La quinta logo on my name tag and uniform

I then started to pick up on the logos and names on things that I was blind to before.

The Pure life water I drink, my the bathroom essentials of Sam’s Club members mark toilet paper and and soap. The Equate mouth wash, Crest tooth paste, my bath and body works soap.

Even my nicknacks and trinket shelf became a marketing tool of

squishmallow with their plushes, goodsmile and its figures, coca-cola with a glass bottle, and funko pops

On the way to work in my Subaru I noticed Waste Management and Manatee county bins with their respective logos, passing Honda’s, Toyota’s, Chevy, and another orange Subaru cross-trek and a singular Jeep.

and everyday use items and machinery such as my Panasonic microwave, Samsung Fridge, apple iPhone, Victus laptop, LG TV, Maytag washer and dryer.

I was aware that everything today was a commercial market but I never took the time to actively look at logos and marketing.

-Following with questions: How do I know about these logos?

I know of these companies for a multitude of reasons, many because their logos are memorable by designs and color choices or because of their quality products. There’s also a sense of product loyalty as my family uses the same brands, for example my mom showed me sketchers nonslip work shoes and they are comfortable and reliable, and we prefer Coca-Cola products because its just what was marketed before and generally prefer in terms of taste.

-How do I understand the value of logos?

Logos can be a make or break for first time viewers, these images separate you from competitors and are previews to your brands identity. As consumers purchase a product they are more likely to influence others to as well, majority of logos such as car and food brands like Porsche and Kirkland signature don’t signify to you they sell those items but it is through clever marketing and designs that we are aware.

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Freezing the leftover enchiladas

The very word "Mexican" invokes pictures of loose, blissful individuals appreciating life to the fullest with loved ones.

And keeping in mind that Mexican food has its underlying foundations in Spanish cooking, it likewise conveys impacts from different societies like French, Italian and Arabic.

One dish that mirrors Mexico's different culinary legacy is enchiladas-a corn tortilla moved around a filling, then, at that point, covered with a sauce produced using stew peppers or tomatoes (or both).

Enchiladas might be loaded up with quite a few fixings ground hamburger, destroyed chicken, pork midsection, or even vegetables.

Also, they are normally served finished off with cheddar and acrid cream.

Enchiladas can be frozen in either a singular size (ie., moved around a filling) or collected into a meal and covered with sauce and cheddar prior to freezing.

There are two strategies to freeze them: people and as of now gathered enchiladas.

In this article, we will take a gander at the two techniques and the readiness steps included.

Why Think about Freezing Enchiladas?

Enchiladas are an extraordinary expansion to your cooler since they freeze so well-they can be warmed in the stove or microwave for later utilization unafraid of them getting dry during warming.

They may likewise be ready and frozen as long as one month ahead of time, and that implies that you don't need to stress over making them at a last moment's notification.

They are likewise simple to make and serve.

Made with a combination of bean stew sauce and tomatoes, enchiladas offer a fiery taste and visual allure because of their red-hued surface.

Here are a few motivations behind why you ought to think about freezing enchiladas:

You can get ready food early. In the event that you plan a party or get-together, you can make the enchiladas ahead of time either cooked or uncooked. Whenever they are frozen, you can save them for as long as one month without agonizing over waste.

Food is for the most part less expensive when purchased in mass. In the event that you like to purchase food fixings in mass and set it up yourself, freezing the completed item would be a genuine in addition to. You can likewise purchase food in mass, cook half of it and freeze the other for later utilization. You can take out squander from your everyday dinners. On the off chance that you ordinarily discard extras, freezing is a phenomenal method for ensuring that this doesn't repeat. Setting aside cash by purchasing fixings in mass and freezing is simple. On the off chance that you are arranging a major festival or occasion dinner, purchasing vegetables and meat in mass and freeze the extra for later use can be truly useful.

It helps keep food new longer without ruining. Consider that large number of extra compartments from last month's feasts that have been sitting in your fridge and cooler.

So can cooked enchiladas be frozen?

Yes, you can Freezing the leftover enchiladas. Enchiladas are a popular meal that are made ahead of time and frozen for an easy dinner or lunch, and the same goes for freezing leftover enchiladas.

Freezing enchiladas is pretty straightforward, especially since you’ve already done the hard work of cooking them.

Does Freezing Influence Enchiladas?

While considering freezing enchiladas, the primary concern is the manner by which long they can be put away and whether they will hold their taste and surface in the wake of being defrosted.

At the end of the day, in the event that the temperature vacillates from cold to hot or hot to chilly, your food will lose its last newness and taste.

The most ideal way to freeze food, for example, enchiladas is to keep them consistent at - 18 degrees Celsius.

You can likewise securely defrost your frozen enchiladas in the cooler (rather than forgetting about them on the counter).

How to Freeze Enchiladas?

As referenced, you can decide to freeze your enchiladas in either a singular size or collected into a meal. We should check the two strategies out.

Freezing Individual Enchiladas

To freeze individual enchiladas:

Line a baking sheet with material paper, then put them on the sheet. Whenever you have arranged a few of your enchiladas, cover them with either aluminum foil or cling wrap. Streak freeze prior to placing them in a cooler sack. Freezing enchiladas separately permits you to set up these delectable treats as indicated by the quantity of servings you really want.

For instance, on the off chance that you have a potluck occasion coming up, eliminate not many "units" from your cooler sack and intensity them in the stove or microwave once at the scene.

This is likewise useful when individual desires for enchiladas should be obliged.

Remember to check the date and items on the sack while putting away it in your cooler.

Freezing enchiladas collected in a goulash permits you to set up a few immediately and freeze them together.

Cover the lower part of your goulash dish with a layer of enchiladas, then top it with sauce and cheddar.

Keep putting a few layers until the dish is filled. Then, at that point, streak freeze and put it in a cooler sack or goulash holder.

Enclose the holder by saran wrap prior to placing it in the cooler.

Freezing enchiladas as a goulash makes it simple to warm without a moment's delay since you don't have to eliminate individual parts from the cooler.

You might actually take care of a multitude of hungry individuals with it.

Additionally, it will not require a lot of investment to plan since everything is now prepared to eat.

It means a lot to mark your frozen enchiladas to handily recognize what they are while eliminating them from the cooler.

You might incorporate the amount and readiness date in your naming so you'll have all the data you really want to utilize them later.

How to Defrost and Warm Frozen Enchiladas?

Assuming you are keen on warming enchiladas, there are two techniques you can utilize.

They remember defrosting your enchiladas for the refrigerator short-term or utilizing the microwave.

Defrost Enchiladas Utilizing the Cooler Technique To freeze the dish of an enchilada in your fridge, if it's not too much trouble, eliminate it from the cooler and move it to the cooler.

Permit it to rest there for 8 to 12 hours, contingent upon how long your frozen enchiladas have been put away in your cooler.

When your dish has been defrosted, you can warm it in the broiler or microwave.

Simply ensure that your enchilada dish is totally defrosted before you do as such.

Warm Frozen Enchiladas Utilizing the Microwave To warm a frozen meal of enchiladas utilizing the microwave, place it in a microwave-safe dish and intensity it for something like 3 minutes.

Turn the meal each 1 moment to permit in any event, warming. Ensure that you check its inside before you serve it.

In the event that the goulash isn't yet hot enough for your taste, then, at that point, heat again for 1 moment. Try not to warm it longer than 5 minutes as it might get saturated.

How Long Does Enchiladas Toward the end in Cooler?

Enchiladas might be frozen for as long as 90 days if appropriately put away.

In any case, it is ideal to utilize them before the expressed period since you can't perceive how they taste any longer.

Freezing your extras likewise saves their supplements since just a modest quantity of air enters the bundles while freezing and defrosting happens.

Follow the referenced advances and tips in this article to ensure that the quality and kind of your enchiladas are kept up with.

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colorfulstarlight27 · 2 years

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(Kakagai) Burn for You -Part 1

*set in their apartment, four months before the war.*

Gai was making dinner for a late night visitor. His apartment plant slung its vines through the open windows ledge as a light breeze passed through. The visitor didn't bother being quiet as he took off his bloody vest throughing the item onto one of the tables wooden chairs.

Kakashi just stared at his vest, at his chair. As he tried to figure out a way out of this situation. But the frown that Gai gave him as he placed their food down on the table. Was enough to make his stomach not want to eat anything.

The silence Gai was giving wasn't the comforting type, no. It felt like he was waiting to scold a child. Kakashi sat across from Gai. He watched as Gai just sat there only wearing a pair of black sweats. His muscles flexed as he crossed his arms. Gawd, Kakashi really fucked up here....

"I-I can explain-" "Please do." The tone of dissappointment echoed the beasts apartment. It made his stomach clench. Gai wasn't waiting for this excuses, he was waiting for the truth. And that's something Kakashi wasn't willing too give up yet. Their food was beginning to cool, but neither one made a gesture.

Kakashi looked down in this lap. His gloved hands were one of the few reasons he was here. Gai never lifted his gaze from his lover. "Speak or I will assume."

The silverhead didn't lift his eyes, instead prompting to pull his mask down and stare at his hands. "The mission stated that I might be kidnapped in order to infiltrate the hideouts, I-"

Gai uncrossed his hands, standing upwards and going over to Kakashi's now quiet figure. "Lies, your lying! Eat your dinner and go to bed. Im sleeping on the couch tonight." Gai sighed walking away into their bedroom to grab an extra blanket.

While Gai was grabbing an extra blanket out of their shared closet, he glanced back at the item sitting on Kakashi's bedside table. It had sat there for three days. Gai didn't dare move it, because what happens if his rivals never came back for it.

The promise ring he had given as the singular marking Gai held over his dearest rival. Was just sitting there. Kakashi always wore it under his gloves. The night he left was different. It was quick and it was clumsy fast.

Kakashi devoured his small plate of food trying not to cry out of frustration at himself. Gai wasn't dumb. When he finished he put Gai's into a container stode away in the fridge.

Gai walked back into the kitchen. His arms wrapped around Kakashi's waist before he squeezed him. The pull backwards made Kakashi sink into his muscled lovers chest. "I've thought about your future with me. And since it was put second to you, I think you need a reminder on why I love you."

Gai lifted Kakashi's chin and looked directly into his eyes. "I want you to stay home tomorrow. I will talk too the hokage tomorrow morning. By the end of the day, I want to come home to know you've listened to my words."

Kakashi let two tears slip from both eyes as he felt like Gai was making a decision he knew Kakashi wouldn't take lightly. But they do love each other. Gai just need to step into the next chapter for the both of them.

"What are you implying? I already quit the anbu, they just needed a captain after theirs got food poisoning. What do we need from the hokage?"

Gai laughed his normal laugh making the room more light before Kakashi was spun around and grabbed. His butt was now sitting on the cold tiled counter. "Do you remember when you asked me why I put the 'What to do when expecting' novel in with your Icha Icha collection?"

"Umm, yeah. You said that Dai gave it to you for the future. Why?" Kakashi was trying to make a connection here. "Well about two years ago Tsunade found a blood contract that my dad had made with his forbidden jutsu."

Kakashi was smart, so when his eyes grew at Gai. The man only smiled gently at Kakashi. "Gai, I don't want children. I don't like them."

A hand placed itself onto the Copy-nins belly. Gai still held a gentle smile while he nodded. "It's time for us to buy a house and start this new journey my friend. Tsunade said she would gladly do the honors of helping with delivery."

His heart rate, it was too fast. Is Gai really implying what I think he is? He did remodel his fathers cabin last spring. But Kakashi was told not to enter the ground until it was finished.

He went anyways. No one tells him what he could or couldn't do. He was a full adult at his age of 26. "Im not signing such a damned contract. I cant have children Gai, Im not ready."

Gai's hands encircled the younger male as Kakashi wrapped his arms and legs around the moving turtle. They were going to their shared bedroom. Gai was still smiling gently before he closed the door. Kakashi felt his back touch their beds sheets that Gai changed this morning. The cotton smell of lavender detergent. But something was off about how Gai gave him a sympathetic look before holding up his palms.

Kakashi couldn't see in the dark that well when tired. But he could tell what Gai was doing before he could close his legs and run. "No, no!! Wait! stop!"

Kakashi watched Gai's hands perform a quick seal than pushed it down onto Kakashi's stomach. "Why do I feel so warm?! Gai stop my stomachs hurting uh uh aagghh!"

Kakashi watched as his supposively lover lean forward, his hand moved the silver heads shirt away. His seal was still glowing. "No, no, no! Don't touch me traitor!!"

Kakashi's palms were trying to push on Gai's chest but for some reason his strength was no match for Gai anymore. "Don't worry so much my rival, I wont impregnate you right now! But I want to calm your heat for now, so please hold still for me." The gentle calm voice shocked Kakashi.

But he wasn't listening after he heard the word impregnate. No, now he was really struggling. He tried to slide upwards on their bed to run away.

A hand on his waist gripped him. He wasn't getting out of this. Tears and his trembling body proved to be nothing as he looked behind him at his calm capterure. "Kakashi, calm down. Don't cry. I only need to complete the seal and than you can take a breather okay?"

The seal stopped glowing and disappeared, but Gai was right there. His scent was intoxicating Kakashi. Such a smell was so seductive and yet he felt anger boil inside of him. "You fucking dick! That better not be the contracts seal idiot!!"

Gai was fast, his muscular body yanked Kakashi's hips downwards. Their beds sheets were paying for their life. As the Copy-nins sharp nails dug into them. Gai could hear the sheets tear and sobbing. Gai let out a warm chuckle, Kakashi was acting like a nine year old getting scolded.

But that chuckle was seen as more mockery to his dear rival. "I thought you loved me! This isn't something I can do! Why are you doing this to me?!"

Kakashi was sobbing and snot was getting smeared into the sheets. "You will understand when you are older why this is a wonderful thing Kakashi."

With such simple words Gai gripped his hips. He leaned down, grip tight and bite down on Kakashi's right hip softly at first. "I-I can't-tt do itt!" Than Gai fully bite down with more force.

Just enough to break the scarred skins surface. A scream echoed out of Kakashi before he covered his face with both hands Blood was drawn into Gai's mouth before he swallowed without any thought. "There, all done my dearest friend. Would you like for me to help you clean your wound?"

Gai was off Kakashi in mili-seconds after he saw the scared look he received. Kakashi curled into a ball on the torn bed sheets still crying, rambling and whimpering. So Gai opted to go get the medical supplies under the bathrooms counter.

When he came back Kakashi was sitting on his side of the bed. He was looking down at the ring placed in his hand. His face wore a blank expression. Gai could still hear a few sniffles though. Approaching a hurt animal was never easy. "Do you want help or do you think you can do it?"

"Don't fucking touch me Asshole..." Kakashi clearly wanted to be alone, so Gai placed the kit on the bed. He stopped at the door. "Im sleeping on the couch, you are vulnerable for the next 24 hours. I will be gone this morning. Dont leave the apartment. Goodnight dearest rival."

Two pillows were thrown at the quickly closed door. The yell came after. "You're not a beast, you're a fucking monster!!! How- why- aghhhhh!!!"

Gai was now on their couch reading, he couldn't sleep not wanting his lover to do something stupid. It was currently 4 am, the sobbing and wailing stopped in the other room about 30 minutes ago. Kakashi threw a tantrum that Gai believed broke almost all the furniture in their bedroom. But oh well, out with old, in with the new he guessed.

Gai loved Kakashi. He felt like something was telling him this was the right thing to do. He waited for a year but there was too many coincidences in the last year. And Tsunade kept reminding Gai that he wasn't getting anymore youthful. He could lose his reckless lover if not wise enough to take charge.

This felt right though, Gai could almost feel the feeling that he would need to train for something tragic and hard. Like he was going to do something soon that might change their relationship forever. He thought it was dumb. But Gaara last time he saw them with Lee gave him a hug whispering only for his ears. "I can smell the smell of death on you. Im sorry, Gai."

And as the weeks go by. Gai could feel this strong feeling get harder and harder to ignore. Everyone had asked why Gai was training harder the last year more than ever before. But he couldn't explain it himself, so he just said he was determined.

Was it right to force his lover into pregnancy. No, but Gai felt like he was running out of time and he didn't want his lovers suicidal mood to leave two lovers to die off. No. He would show that Kakashi could be a wonderful parent. Gai was spacing out for hours. His eyes didn't leave the potted plants on the open window seal. Yes it was a bit chilly, but that was okay.

Gai hopes that Kakashi will understand soon why he did this. He loves him and he knows that somewhere in that dark heart of his rivals, Kakashi loves him back.

Why does it feel like fate is telling him time isn't on his side... Gai would do anything for Kakashi. He would burn for him.

#kakagai #kakshi hatake #maito gai #naruto

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sepiascissors · 2 years

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Cheat Canning

Had a conversation with my friend that started out with me helping them make a grocery list and ended with how to use murder to fix capatalism.

Anyways, in the middle of that I imparted my expertise on a neat food preservation trick and figured I'd share it.

So canning is basically the best that a normal person can get for storing food long term, but that takes a lot of prep and special equipment? I think? So I take the theory and cheat with it.

As a singular human that cooks to feed only myself at this point, I have a problem of having food that goes bad before I can eat it. I want to buy things in bulk because it's cheeper as well. I also don't want to waste all my time cooking meals one at a time. (All the prep needed to cook for a small group takes about the same time needed to cook the same meal for just one, so unfair)

Required items:

Whatever pots/pans/appliances you need for what you're cooking

Whatever food you're cooking, needs to be a wet thing or contain enough fluidity to fill in a jar

A glass jar with a metal lid, does not need to be the classic mason jar with a two part lid. Large jars are preferred, ones without weird shapes. I use old pasta sauce jars from the supermarket with the lid they came with originally. Coincidentally, many large jars of stuff also have the same size and groove pattern for mason jar lids. If the store original lid starts getting weird you can recycle it and buy another jar of pasta sauce. Lid must be metal with the ring of rubber along the top for a canning seal.

Optional, nail polish/acetone to wipe away sticker glue residue from the jar if you care about that sort of thing. For removing the label from your pasta sauce jar.

A large, but not too large, spoon to get your food into the jar

Method: I'm going to use the example of veggies cooked down from raw because they're solid but wet enough to work. Also its a pain to prep veggies for cooking one meal at a time and doing all at once is so much better.

So prep your jar by washing it and the lid and set aside.

Chop up your raw and-will-go-bad-in-two-days vaggies and cook them down in a heated and well oiled skillet, with preferred seasoning and garlic and so forth.

Once veggies are cooked down there should be quite a bit less veggie volume and more liquid because that's how veggies work

Turn off the heat, return to your jar(s). Food will only cool a negligible amount during the next step. Might actually want to let it cool ten minutes or so because handling stuff that hot with glass can be painful.

Turn your faucet on hot, rince your jar and lid and spoon with hot water.

Spoon your veggies with the liquid into the freshly hot rinced jar, fill it to the tippy top so that food will actually probably be touching the lid when you screw it on

At this point you have probably personally noticed that the jar is very hot, cannot even touch hot. Handle with one of those oven mitts that have rubber grips, or make sure that wherever on the counter your jar was placed when you started filling it is a place it can stay.

Screw on the lid tightly and leave on counter to cool. Repeat with multiple jars if necessary.

Put in fridge when cool enough to handle as this is cheat canning and not perfect canning.

Will last half a month at least, I have not tested the limits.

Now you have (multiple) jar(s) of a great veggie mix that doesn't need prep or time consuming cooking. Dump a bit into whatever (rice, chicken, potatos? Eggs? Soup? Sandwich?? Whatever) and cook with your main meal or nuke it on its own.

Basically, the food you just cooked is very hot and very sterile. The jar is washed and the hot water rinse right before you put the food in makes the jar and lid decently sterile. Very hot food into the jar makes it more sterile.

The hot water rinse ensures that the glass is partially adjusted to a hot temperature so that it won't shatter when you pour in even hotter food, glass will crack if it encounters a too fast temperature change.

Heat expands metal and losing heat shrinks it again, lid will form a very tight seal as it cools. Contents will no longer be sterile after opening again, aka vulnerable to microbe related spoilage, aka finish within a week(ish) after opening.

The more air in with your food the greater chance of airborne microbes surving to spoil your jar. Also choice of food matters, pasta will still get mushy and gross as time goes on for example. Save your spaghetti for next week? Sure. Save it for next month? Hmmm....

I make my own condensed soup mixes and spoon it out a bit at a time, add water to un-condence it, and nuke it in the microwave.

Anyways food will last a HELL of a lot longer in a mostly sterile and airtight sealed glass jar than it will in any plastic tuperware

#cooking #canning #food #science #reference #diy #me #advice

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mizumi-xi · 3 years

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Sweet Treats

Author’s Note: okay so any writing in ‘these’ is thoughts that the character is thinking it is also been put in a different style so you know and thanks for reading.

Origin: story of seasons (3ds game)

Word count: 1,909

Pairing: Raeger x FReader

Warnings: none really just the harsh conditions that come back from reading my writing.

Summary: (y/n) decided to make Raeger a treat on the anniversary of the time they became friends.

~(y/n) POV~

I took myself out of my bed going over to my calendar, identifying the date as the seventh of summer, recognising it’s an anniversary of mine that I hold dear to my heart, nodding to myself. I wandered over to my closet looking through each of the outfits that I own, discovering the blue and white dress I own what I had Picked out last night to wear for this day.

Taking the hangar out of the closet, I scurry to my bathroom to change out of my nightwear and into the bluebell dress. I set my dirty clothes in the hamper before i exit the bathroom once I’m into the wide area of my house I travel to my full-length mirror to style my (h/l) (h/c) hair.

Turning to face my kitchen, I raise my left hand onto the counter as I reach up to the cupboard on the wall to get down my recipe book with my right hand. Holding it in both my palms, I set the bulky book on the counter. Smiling as I scanned the cover “(Y/n)’s book of deserts by Raeger” flipping the pages scanning each open till I pause on page 29 seeing a small design of a pinkish-red pie with a golden pastry topped with pale green rosettes of cream circling the rim of the pastry.

“That’s the one” I murmur to myself as I learn the ingredients nodding to myself as I placed my apron on as I pick up the equipment that I needed placing them on the counter. Turning my head to the fridge I stride up to it gripping the door before opening it scanning the contents of the fridge spotting the watermelon, watermelon juice, kiwi, double cream, condensed milk, lard and margarine taking each of them out of the fridge and setting them onto the counter I move to the cupboard taking out flour placing it beside the other ingredients.

I glance to the clock before I choose the 4-inch pie dish since I was simply making it for one person moving to the side while I prepare the pastry humming a light tune that ends just as I finish preparing the pastry which I then roll up and cling film and set in the fridge to rest.

Grabbing the condensed milk, watermelon, watermelon juice, and cream, I commence on the filling of the pie crust, forming a watermelon cheesecake mix without the cheese. I stare at the bowl with the batter in uttering a little “very pale” opening a draw beside me stumbling through the things before I pull up natural red food colouring.

Opening the vial up I drop a singular drop into the mix before stirring it to catch the colour get sharper as it wound up a colour akin to that of what a watermelon on the inside looks like moving it to the side to take the pastry out of the fridge to assemble the crust before baking it looking at the complete pie components I realise I’m missing an essential part of the pie quickly whipping up the kiwi flavoured cream I check on the time and look in the oven at the pastry taking it out with oven gloves as the pastry turned a golden colour.

After assembling the pie, I set it in a small white box before noticing two hours had occurred; I put the box in the fridge and rush out of my home to take care of to my animals and field. Walking to my field, I take my watering can and sprinkle the strawberries, speaking to them as I say small encouraging comments to the plants.

“That’s it become big my strawberries you will be the tastiest in town” once I finish watering the plants I waddle over to my chicken hut to look after them arranging the grain into the trough I continue to check on the cows spotting my favourite one Cherry a reddish-brown cow running up to her I pat her head as she happily moos.

“Cherry darling guess what day it is” cherry moo’s as if she can understand me “yes that’s right I will travel straight thereafter I have looked after you all” Cherry lets out another moo as she gradually turns away so I could look after them. Placing water in the water trough, I wipe my forehead a little with my forearm and wander out of the cow shed and back into my home to read the time.

Taking a big inhale of air at what the time is now “oh sheesh it took four hours to cover that” mumbling to myself I glance at myself in the mirror before fixing my attire and picking up the box from the fridge in my hands flying out of my house.

Arriving at the entrance of the central part of town, I search around before I rush to the only restaurant in the centre. Looking at the door I spot a closed sign on the door knocking at it lightly I wait before the door gently opens to a dirty blonde haired male in a chef outfit smiling.

“Ah (y/n) what do I owe the pleasure of your arrival at my shop on this day” tilting my head to the side as a cheeky smile appears upon my face as my eyes narrow.

“What can’t your friend come over for an impromptu visit” he shakes his head, chuckling a moment before opening the door further, stepping to the side with his arm out pointing inside. Walking past him into his restaurant, I look to the island bar moving up to it, setting the box on the counter and hopping onto the seat.

Raeger closed the door, striding over to where I was sitting spotting the box that I had set “oh pray tell what you have brought over” I stare astonished at him, my mouth settling into an o shape.

“I-well-um, did you forget today is the anniversary of when we became friends two years ago” a shocked look sprung onto his face before it transformed into a sad one.

“Oh, it is I’m sorry I have got nothing for you I’ve been rather busy” I shake my hand about, laughing softly as I open the box, removing the small pie.

“That’s okay I brought you something that I made. Do you have vanilla ice cream” his face lights up at the sight of the pie then nods running off to the freezer to bring the ice cream as I pick up a plate and set the pie on it out of the tin.

“Here I go it” you spot him rushing back as his words spill out as I take the ice cream out of his hands my fingertips grazing his as I drag it back to scoop up ice cream and plant it in the middle of the pie.

“There ya go it’s a watermelon pie with kiwi cream and vanilla ice cream its to cool you down in this hot summer heat.” he glances up to me with a modest flush to his face before peeking at the pie gasping.

“You used the recipe book I made you” he has a small taste of the pie before staring at me again, stunned. “this is a cheesecake filling,” I hum a little in agreement.

“Yup, I didn’t like how it was gelatine so I produced a cheesecake filling without cheese so it could bring the flavour out better.” he studies the pie before eating more of it humming.

“I guess I know what I could make you do you mind waiting” he stops eating the pie taking the plate with him and placing it in the sink “you’re wonderful at baking you realise that (y/n)” I giggle at his compliment and settle my head against my hand.

“I learnt from the best. Isn’t that right Raeger” winking at him he spins his face away as he hesitates over a few words as he’s creating something “y-yes you di-did I recall when you first asked me to teach you to how to cook you had the same dress on and your hair was longer than it is back then”.

“Do you recall everything back then?” I interrogate him as he puts something in the oven before he twists his entire body to me.

“of course I recall everything it was the fifth time we had met when you requested that. You even suggested we could practice at your home since you realised I don’t like people who aren’t dear to me in my kitchen.” He draws a deep breath before he proceeded, “it’s also the first time I stayed an outfit I genuinely loved but solely on that peculiar person”.

My head tilts to the side as a wrack my brain, struggling to recall who we passed by when traveling to my house, before removing my head from my hand, hitting my fist into my open palm.

“Oh, Angela yeah she was sporting a nice dress that day I didn’t realise you liked her.” he peered at me with a sad expression before exhaling.

“That’s not wh” the timer on the oven had sounded out as he opens the oven to take the creation out as he gradually assembled what he was creating “close your eyes please (y/n)”.

“Oki” I close my eyes as I feel Raeger's presence in front of me before a small cold item was situated against my lips. “Open up please,” a murmur comes from him as I open my mouth slightly as he sets the treat in my mouth as his fingers rest against my lips as their warmth spread over my lips.

“Soft” I open my eyes hearing the murmur of words said but not following them while I savour the taste of the treat in my mouth “huh what did you say” he sways his head, bringing his hand away.

“Nothing, nothing, just savour the gifts” nodding I pop another in my mouth to devour it, beaming as he just watches me.

“They’re amazing you realise that are these a new item on the menu I bet many individuals have loved them the milk chocolate goes nicely with the watermelon gelatine and the kiwi flavoured chocolate goes nicely with the vanilla shortcake,” he looks at me shocked before his face comes back to natural.

“I just came up with them you gave me the thought and no they won’t go on the menu and I’m truly shocked you could taste every flavour,” he looks at the plate of chocolates then back up to me placing his palm on the side of my face rubbing his thumb against my plush cheek “your so wonderful (y/n)”.

~Raeger POV~

‘She’s so beautiful I love how the dress she’s wearing is what drove me to notice her. I love how she asked me to teach her how to cook and I love how every new recipe I create is because I dreamed of her. She is my friend and my first love and I can’t wait to express to her how much I cherish her’.

“No, you are my favourite chef you are incredible” she beams up at me as my palm stands on her soft cheek.

‘She will be the death of me one day’.

#raeger sos #Raeger #sos #story of seasons #fanfic #fanfiction #xreader #xfemalereader #Raegerxreader #character x reader #Raeger x reader #most probably be a pt2

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awesometheydontknowiamhere · 5 years

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Burning Up

Requested By Anonymous: Can you do a Diego smut where it’s a real hot day and so the reader walks around in barely anything,, and it turns him on and smut goes on from there MAKE IT DIRTYYYY,,please

Summary: Reader wakes up from a nap and begins her weekend household chores when Diego wakes up to find her in next to nothing. Him and his wandering hands join the Reader, a lot of sneaky touches under the pretext of cleaning. They end up together on the kitchen counter. Smut ensues. Also, a sneak peak at Domestic Diego and Fluff Ball Diego.

Fandom: The Umbrella Academy

Pairing: Diego Hargreaves X Reader

A/N: Here I am, with my first ever requested fic. Apologies to Anon if this isn’t what you had envisioned. I tried my best to deliver.

Picture credit goes to the man himself ♥️

Words: 1433. Oops.

Warnings: Smut. Language (a little bit). Temperature play ( just ice).

Diego Hargreaves Tag list: @imultifandomstuff @w0nder-marie@chloemac86 @theladywholivesonthemoon @hemogoblin-s @pansexualpaperdragons @gorgeourrific-nerd @purplezebra68 @vividholland@bands-and-shietz @onlydeanandjensen @slither-in-a-half @reblogserpent@missscarlett1802 @lovelyheadrush @sippin-on-all-this-tea @mrsdiegohargreeves @lostsoldieronahill @katylovescats @vividholland @lilithsweetghost @ratfuckb0y @siriusjohnpotter

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You cursed under your breath as you looked down at your shirt. You had to take it off, now that you spilled water on it. You pulled it over your head, missing the cool respite it brought against the soaring heat. You walked over to the laundry basket and chose a clean cropped camisole, an apt choice for sweaty household chores.

You looked around at the living room and began picking up the empty pizza boxes from the previous night, considering you wanted to get a head start before Diego woke up.

An hour passed and living room floor emerged from under throw pillows, strewn novels and random items of clothing.

You walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out two bottles of water. You chugged one down and placed the other on your hot neck. You closed your eyes in bliss and moved the bottle across your chest, skimming over your collar bones.

"I have never been this jealous of a water bottle in my entire life."

"Diego, you're up!"

You walked up to him and placed a peck on his lips before returning to the bottle.

"Whoa! Babe, you can't give me a tiny taste and walk away like that."

He wrapped his arms around your bare waist and pulled you to him. You giggled as he placed tiny kisses on your neck, travelling to your shoulders.

He hooked a finger under the noodle thin straps of your top and you playfully smacked his hand away.

"Hands off the merchandise! We need to clean up this mess, ensure we can have our impromptu nap sessions without these paper plates sticking our backs."

"Can a man help himself when his girl is wearing next to nothing, looking like a snack? I am almost certain that my utility belt covers more surface area than that," he said with a chuckle.

"Shut it, smart ass. Less chit-chat, put those hands to work now and maybe I'll put mine to work later," you said with a wink.

A long hour passed and the only shelving of your groceries was left. Your black on black combo had compelled Diego to act like horny teenager, his hands seeking you at every possible opportunity.

You played along, humoring him when he tucked you under his chin and vacuumed the carpet, his hand resting on your nearly bare butt.

A swat on your butt, a nibble on your earlobe, you grew antsier with each touch. At one point, you considered dragging him to nearest horizontal surface, to hell with the groceries, but thought against it. You were enjoying Diego's not so accidental touches far too much to stop.

You bent down to pick up a bag and heard a sharp intake of breath. You turned around to see him appreciatively glancing at your butt.

Placing a hand on his chest, you whispered in his ears," Enjoying what you see?"

A dark look crossed his features.

"That's it. Turn around, hands on the counter, please."

Your breath caught in your throat, playtime was over.

"The longest fucking hour of my life, Y/N," Diego growled in your ear.

You waited eagerly. He wasn't touching you but you could feel him behind him. He took something from the fridge and shut, something that rattled against its container.

You felt him move closer to you and squeezed your eyes shut in anticipation.

Diego placed his hands on your waist, his fingers walking over the band of your pants. You purred and leaned back into him.

"Someone's getting hungry," he chuckled, “your turn is over, the ball is in my court now."

His palms cupped your clothed breasts. You pushed into his hands and he dropped them to your hips. Sliding your hair over your shoulder, he kissed a path from the base of your neck to your earlobes.

"Liking the taste of your medicine?"

You began to speak when he flipped you around and captured your answer with his lips. His tongue snaked past your barriers, weakening your knees.

Between his rock hard body and the kitchen counter, you found both, support and relief.

Your hands landed on his chests but he pulled them off and pinned them to your side.

Not one to waste time or words, he gave you a sharp look, fixing you in your spot. He made quick work of your clothes and then his.

"Close your eyes."

A second later you felt his hot tongue flick over your nipple. You hummed at the sensation of his wicked lips. An arm around your waist, his free hand met your lonely breast, his fingers taunting the flesh around your intrigued peaks.

You pressed your thighs together, the moisture of his tongue mimicked at your core.

He stood up to his full height, looking into your eyes. His forehead rested against yours.

You stood down, anticipating a kiss, but little did you know that he had a different kind of kiss planned.

He kissed the tip of your nose, a gesture contrasting his rough demeanor while his fingers slipped into your hot folds. His digits separated them, spreading your moisture around. His first brush with your clit sent a jolt through your body. You grabbed his shoulders, your heart racing.

He smirked and repeated the motion, his fingers playing your body like a well-tuned guitar.

You bit your lip and closed your eyes, leaning into him.

"Aah!"

A sudden shock woke you up. It took you a moment to identify it, but not before Diego repeated it a few more times. Each time the odd sensation touched you, it burned you up. You realized that his weapon was a melting cube of ice.

You looked down to see him rub a dripping ice cube up your slit, and your legs turned into jelly.

He placed it back in a discreet bowl and lifted you up onto the countertop.

Nibbling at your neck, he whispered dirty nothings in your ear. With a soft push, he laid you on your back, your legs ending up on his shoulders.

A singular moan escaped your lips at a single stroke of his tongue over your slit. His mouth spoke a contemporary language at the junction of your thighs. Your body replied, bucking off the flat surface while your eyes rolled to the back of your head.

He placed his arm across your midriff, tethering you to the cool countertops.

He kissed the inside of your thighs and you thoroughly enjoyed the sensory contrast of his two-day old scruff. He turned his attention to your other thigh, giving it the same TLC.

You ran your fingers through his hair, coming to rest at the base of his hair.

His tongue returned to your clit. The heels of your feet dug into back as he pushed a cold finger into your hot depths.

You clenched around his icy digit, his vocal vibration transcending through your core.

A cold thumb stroked your bundle of nerves and a steady stream of moans peppered with expletives shot out of your lips.

The altering sensations of cold and warmth, soft and hard, suckling and pulsing, pushed you to the brink of your orgasm.

"Diego, ple-... I need to..."

You couldn't complete your sentence as his skilled fingers snatched away your chain of thought. You were on the edge, a few thrusts away, when he withdrew his hands and unhooked your legs from his shoulders.

"What are y-"

His fingers interrupted your complaint.

He leaned across the counter to fetch a condom from his wallet and slipped it on.

You were getting fidgety, so close yet so far.

He locked his fingers with yours and buried himself in one smooth thrust.

"Oh God! Fuck yes, baby."

You came on his cock, writhing under his sinewy body. When you came to, you realized you were crushing his fingers.

Before you got a chance to say anything, he started his sweet assault again. Pulling out completely and reentering, he pushed against your walls.

You started matching his thrusts, eliciting unholy moans from his lips.

"Y/N, my love, I am almost there," he whispered.

He pounded into you, intent on bringing you both to climax together. Your hand reached the junction of your cores, rubbing yourself.

The next minute was a blur; you weren't sure who triggered who's orgasm. A wave of mutual pleasure broke over your bodies amid the constant chanting of each other's names.

When he finally regained composure, he pulled out and disposed the condom in the trash can.

Picking you up in his arms, he announced with a cheeky smile, "Well, that was worth the wait."

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The 8 Best Portable Generators to Keep Your Home Running

Force blackouts are frequently something other than a burden; especially for helpless populaces, they can be out and out risky. Now and then a generator is important to keep the fridge running and keep food from turning sour for quite a long time, guarantee clinical gadgets work appropriately, or warmth or cool the house during extraordinary climate. A force blackout may leave you truly trapped in obscurity, yet you can at present be set up by purchasing a versatile generator.

Investigate fast data on five of the best generators, at that point look down for purchasing exhortation and inside and out surveys of these and different models.

MOST POWERFULDuroMax 9,500-Watt XP12000EH

DuroMax 9,500-Watt XP12000EH

$1,156.11

This uncompromising generator can run on gas or propane for a maximum of 20 hours.

Incredible VALUEChampion 3,800-Watt Dual-Fuel

Champion 3,800-Watt Dual-Fuel

$643.99

A reasonable and flexible alternative that is stacked with easy to understand highlights.

GAS POWEREDWestinghouse 7,500-Watt WGen

Westinghouse 7,500-Watt WGen

$849.00

Start up this gas-just generator remotely and it will run for as long as 16 hours.

QUIETWen 2,000-Watt 56200i

Wen 2,000-Watt 56200i

$699.99

$420.42 (40% off)

For off-the-network ventures, you'll need a calmer and increasingly convenient generator like the Wen.

BATTERY POWEREDGoal Zero Yeti 1000

Objective Zero Yeti 1000

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$1,199.95

This lithium battery offers a more secure choice to gas-controlled generators.

Step by step instructions to Choose and Use a Generator

Backup generators are helpful in that they self control your entire home and consequently start once the force goes out. In any case, they're costly and require proficient establishment that is presumably pointless for most families and the intermittent force blackout. The normal mortgage holder likely just requires a versatile generator, which can even now control significant home apparatuses like the fridge. Going from two or three hundred to thousands of dollars, these generators accompany a wide scope of wattage. Counsel our guide on how much wattage certain machines use on normal to decide the fitting size of generator you ought to get. In spite of the fact that the most remarkable may gauge in excess of 200 pounds, others are under 50 for simpler transportability. These likewise award you the flexibility to take them outdoors or use them in a RV too.

Would it be a good idea for you to Buy a Standby Generator?

Don't simply purchase a generator now and hold up until the force goes out to figure out how to utilize it securely. Generally imperative to know is that generators should consistently be utilized outside—the farther away from your home, the better—because of the danger of carbon monoxide harming from the fumes. It might likewise merit buying a generator with a carbon monoxide cutoff switch, which will identify the development and mood killer the generator if levels get excessively high. Counsel our guide for more wellbeing tips you ought to learn before running your generator.

How We Selected These Generators

To choose these eight generators, we completely assessed every item and depended on past Popular Mechanics inclusion on home and versatile generators. We studied the market and considered both client surveys and expert audits from confided in distributions, for example, Wirecutter, The Spruce, and Safety.com. We assessed these generators dependent on simplicity of activity, power, worth, security, and unwavering quality to choose the top entertainers.

— MOST POWERFUL—

Duromax XP12000EH

9,500 watts | 18HP 457cc OHV motor | 8.3-gallon tank | 74 dB | 260 lb.

DUROMAX

XP12000EH 9,500-Watt Dual-Fuel Portable Generator

$1,156.11

Runs on the two gas and propane

Hard core outline

Costly

Overwhelming

With a pinnacle of 12,000 watts, this Duromax is one of the most impressive convenient generators. Its double fuel ability implies it can run on propane or gas. A 20-pound propane tank at 50 percent max yield will give 20 hours of intensity, while gas at 50 percent will run for 10 hours. the XP12000EH has an easy to use electric beginning, just as a discretionary backlash start in the event of some unforeseen issue. The rock solid metal casing will likewise ensure it when it's outside in the midst of possibly falling flotsam and jetsam in turbulent conditions, and the force board incorporates singular breakers for included wellbeing. This generator might be overwhelming, so perhaps don't store it in the cellar in the event that you can support it, however its enormous wheels will assist you with shipping it from the carport to outside before you fire it up. Furthermore, all Duromax generators accompany a three-year guarantee.

— GREAT VALUE—

Champion Dual-Fuel

3,800 watts | 224cc Champion 4-Stroke motor | 3.4-gallon tank | 68 dB | 119 lb.

CHAMPION

Double Fuel 3,800-Watt Portable Generator

$643.99

Double fuel

Chilly climate start

The most reasonable full-size generator here, this Champion is stacked with a lot of intensity and highlights to get you through a tempest. It'll run on propane for up to 10.5 hours or a full-tank of gas for up to nine. Notwithstanding its simple press button start, its chilly beginning innovation improves its capacity to control up when the temperature drops, which is particularly valuable when you free power in a snowstorm. (Ordinarily, the virus air in the chambers implies the gas can't disintegrate effectively for burning beneath 40 degrees.) The Champion likewise flaunts highlights for security and solidness like a cast-iron sleeve, worked in flood assurance, oil sensors, a collapsing handle, and assortment of outlets—all of which make it an extraordinary purchase for a moderately minimal effort.

— GAS POWERED—

Westinghouse WGen7500

7,500 watts | 420cc 4-Stroke OHV motor | 6.6-gallon tank | 73 dB | 192 lb.

WESTINGHOUSE

WGen7500 Portable Generator

$849.00

Remote beginning

Since quite a while ago run time

Stronger than practically identical models

This Westinghouse is just controlled by gas, so it doesn't have a propane fuel alternative like the Duromax and Champion above. In any case, it gives a respectable 16 hours of run time at 25 percent load. Its remote key coxcomb can begin it from up to 109 yards away, so you won't need to go out into the tempest to control it up. Its steel outline adds secures to the six-gallon tank. In the event that you truly need the choice of propane power, Westinghouse offers a comparable 7,500-watt model with double fuel at a greater expense.

— QUIET—

Wen 56200i

1,600 watts | 79.7cc 4-stroke OHV motor | 51 dB | 48 lb.

WEN

56200i 2,000-Watt Portable Inverter Generator

$699.99 $420.42 (40% off)

Calm activity

Compact and flexible

Vitality effective mode

Just approaches 6 hours

Perhaps the calmest generator on this rundown, the Wen inverter makes about as much commotion as an ordinary discussion. It's sheltered enough to use to control workstations, telephones, and other little gadgets, yet its 1,600 running watts can likewise give enough squeeze to hurry to as long as six hours at 50 percent limit. For more force, an equal association pack that is sold independently can permit you to interface various generators to this model for included wattage. At the point when you don't require so a lot, it likewise has an "Eco-Mode" that spares gas via consequently modifying its fuel use as you plug or unplug machines. Since it weighs just shy of 50 pounds, it's a versatile generator that you can reasonably effectively move when outdoors too.

— BATTERY POWERED—

Objective Zero Yeti 1000

1,045 watts | Lithium battery | 40 lb.

Objective ZERO

Sasquatch 1000 Lithium Portable Power Station

$1,199.95

Quiet and fumes free

Can utilize sunlight based force

Expensive

In spite of the fact that it won't power your entire home, the Yeti 1000 reinforcement battery can keep your telephones, PCs, and different gadgets charged for quite a long time. At only 40 pounds, it's an extraordinary alternative to take with you on vehicle outdoors trips, yet it likewise has enough capacity to run machines, for example, a cooler for 10 to 20 hours—during a force blackout. At the point when connected to a divider outlet, it takes 18 hours to completely charge, but on the other hand it's good with Goal Zero sunlight based boards that can fill the battery in around five hours. While gas-worked generators expect you to load up on fuel, the Yeti has an any longer time span of usability since it can hold its charge for a while. With Goal Zero's application, you can likewise check its battery level and even turn ports on and off. For those searching for a simple, fumes free choice to gas power, the Yeti is a sure thing.

— MORE OPTIONS TO CONSIDER—

Honda EU2200i

2,200 watts | 121cc GXR120 motor | .95-gallon tank | 57 dB | 47 lb.

HONDA

EU2200i 2200W Portable Inverter Generator

$1,049.00

Light and versatile

Eco-friendly

No press button start

The Honda EU2200i versatile generator finds some kind of harmony between force, commotion, and weight. With 2,200 running watts, it can putter on for four to nine hours on a solitary tank. Like the Wen, it's light and simple to convey, yet is marginally progressively ground-breaking—and delivers more commotion therefore. This Honda doesn't have an electric beginning, however its force is smoother than certain other options.

Duromax XP4850EH

3,850 watts | 7HP 212cc OHV motor | 4-gallon tank | 69 dB | 127 lb.

DUROMAX

XP4850EH 3,850-Watts Portable Generator

$483.48

Runs on propane and gas

Metal development

This Duromax thinks about to the Champion generator as far as its wattage, weight, commotion level, and double fuel choices, however it costs just shy of $500. It can run with propane at half burden for nine hours or gas for 11, which is marginally longer than comparable. Still not convinced with the products listed here not a problem buddy you can checkout GeneratorAdvise.com for much more articles Hope you like this article, if this article was useful for you share it with your folks

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