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cappy-zone · 2 years

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Here's a tricky one: how DOES capturing work?

No like seriously, how does it work? When Mario throws you onto something, he gets sucked into its body and takes control of it. That's the basics, right?

But why are you the ONLY BONNETER (who's been confirmed, mind you) to use capture? Does capturing require a bond between you and another person which can explain how when one throws you onto something, they get sucked into its body, not you? And even IF you're able to use capture and be able to control what you capture ON YOUR OWN, why didn't you go after Bowser and his minions??

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AS TO HOW THIS AND THE PREMISE OF SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WORK AND NINTENDO HASN'T GIVEN US AN ANSWER YET, WHAT ARE THE CONDITIONS HERE???

Going to step out of character for a sec to put a theory/attempted explanation on this one for fun so bear with me.

So, either bonneters are ghosts, which explains this more simply, or they're living creatures resembling ghosts, which might be the case since there's not really anything in SMO that outright confirms that Cappy is a ghost, despite the presence of them elsewhere in the Mario franchise. I'd personally subscribe to the latter honestly because Cappy being an actual ghost raises more questions than it answers. If there are sentient bombs and mushrooms in this universe, I can get around the idea of guys who look and act like ghosts but aren't really dead.

And like, magic just... exists in the Mario universe, as made clear by Magikoopas etc, and I'd argue that bonneters are inherently magic in the way of their self sustainability as shapeshifters. How can cappy think, and talk, and apparently drink tea, then turn into Mario's hat with enough hollow room for his head and suddenly have no capacity for any of the biological functions to do so? If Cappy is not truly a ghost, then he at least has some way of compressing or temporarily vanishing elements of his body when he doesn't need them (including his entirely visible eyes), like... a pocket dimension for organs, or that he is entirely made of magic in the first place. He can either tuck himself inside the impossibly small space in his own hat/head, or vanish most of his body at will, as well as standard shape shifting. And if he is a ghost, well, we can just say he's a spirit and they behave weird and leave it at that. But either way, his consciousness persists beyond the boundaries of a physical form already.

Cappy is not the only bonneter who can capture, and I'd have to assume they can do it without a third party like mario. In postgame cap kingdom, one of the bonneter npcs is wondering out loud if capturing is a new trend and if there's anything around they can capture. Glossing over the implications of a society where an entire group of people who just possess others for fun, and moving on, that suggests this is not a Cappy exclusive power, but rather something all bonneters are able to do. Also, having the superpower if being able to let other people possess things through you sounds... incredibly unuseful?

so, if Cappy is able to cleanly separate his mind from his physical existence from attributes of his physical existence, I don't think it's too much of a reach to think he could possess someone, or magically extend this pocket dimension spirit severing power on someone else to project their consciousness into something else like a weird spirit medium. I doubt a bond is even necessary since he'd known Mario for all of, what, five minutes? Before he could let him capture a frog.

I think Cappy did not go after Bowser on his own because he's established as a little nervous and having someone else to team up with probably gave him the determination to out his "go to the Cascade kingdom to find an old airship" plan into action. either that, or he was already planning to go and Mario happened to show up before he did.

Not to overanalyse a kids game though lol!

#Cappy #super mario odyssey #I just woke up sorry if there's grammatical errors here I'm not proofreading this

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dilfscvm · 2 years

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PEACEFUL MORNING - JIMMY DONALDSON | MR BEAST

[ Hi! I'm, Joanna💕 I'm new here on this app. I still have no idea how to use this but I have seen some blogs/posts like this and I just based this on some of them. I hope I'm doing this right💀 This one shot just pop out in my head out of no where. I LOVE, Jimmy, AKA Mr Beast. He's one of my ray of sunshine<33 Might do some smut sooooon👀 ]

Pairing: Jimmy x ¡Reader

Warning: Fluff!! Minor typos, grammatical error. Didn't proofread!

Credits to the owner of the gif<33

A giggling sound of familiar people woke you up, groaning, you buried your face to the man beside you. Snuggling closer to you, his voice vibrates in his chest. Wrapping his arms around your frame, rubbing your back slowly drifting you back to sleep, but another fit of laughter startle you.

Your eyes snap shot, annoyingly look at your boyfriends lunatic friends.

“Chandler, Karl! I've told you two to keep your voice down.” Jimmy's acting annoyed while you heard him laugh a while ago with his idiotic friends.

“Why are you two here anyway? It's just—it's just five in the morning,” Your voice were hoarse, you cleared your throat.

Chandler snorts and give you a playful glare, “Y/N, we know you're not a morning person, but stop the attitude, girl. We'll do vlog later, right, Jimmy?”

“Yeah, I'm sorry, babe, they just barged in. I don't want to shoo them away. That's rude.” Jimmy rub your cheeks, he leans down and give your forehead a peck. You sigh and nodded, wrapping your arms tight around his waist.

“Yeah, yeah cute... Ew.” Karl's voice interrupts.

“Shut up, both of you, if you don't want your butts to get kick outside.” you threatened, rolling your eyes at them.

You might look mean, but in four years in a relationship with Jimmy, they should know how you despise waking up in the morning with noises everywhere, you've been trying to get used to it but you can't.

Jimmy is a very understanding lover, he understands you even sometimes he's been dealing with your attitude. His love for you were beyond, uncomparable. He definitely loves it when you apologise at him after few hours of waking up, you will cuddle with him and tell him what you've dreamed of, kiss him affectionately, telling him how much you love him. That's the thing he loves about you. It's like a morning routine for him.

“Babe, do you want me to prepare your breakfast? Hm?” he hums when he didn't receive any response from you. He noticed that you slowly drifting back to sleep, with a smile, he slowly lay back down facing you, hugging your closer to his chest as he pull the duvet to cover your body's.

“You know we're still here, right?” chandler says. Jimmy shush at him.

“She's sleeping, get out of here you two. Chandler, go eat, leave us alone, in peace.”

“No need to be told twice.” chandler sprinted out the bedroom, with Karl trailing from his behind. They close the door making Jimmy sigh.

“They're gone now, babe. I love you.” he whisper leaning down, he press his lips to yours multiple times, getting addicted to your soft red lips.

A smile formed his lips as he sees your lips turn up a little before snuggling closer to his chest. He would do anything just to stay here forever if he could.

Minutes past, Jimmy found himself scrolling through his Instagram. He also put his earpods to maintain the silence for you to rest longer. But his other hand still on your head, brushing your hair, soothing your sculp for some time.

He click on your story on Instagram, liking all your stories; Your lovely face, specially. Then a picture of both of you, taken last night. You both went on a date, were partially because his friends were present there. Being the third, fourth, fifth... Wheel. He giggle to your story, which is chandler making face not knowing it was zoomed in to his face.

After almost an hour, his time just circulate there, just laying down scrolling through Instagram, tiktok, twitter. Then finally you wake up, with a soft smile on your face. Jimmy, smiled back at you, immediately dropping his phone to the bed to cuddle with you.

“Good morning, baby.” he greets giving you a loving peck on lips. You pout your lips, wanting more kisses, he giggle and granted your wish. Giving you more kisses.

“Good morning, babe.” you whisper, began kissing his neck. A quiet whimper scape his throat.

“Babeee, stop that, the lunatics are outside.” Jimmy sadly sigh. He know he can't do anything right know to make you feel good, as his friends were just outside their shared room.

“I know, and I should apologise to, chandler, and Karl.”

“Hm, you don't have to because it's their fault anyways, but it'll make you feel better then, you should.” he softly whispered. You swore to God, his voice were therapeutic, you can listle to him all day.

“I will, thank you for your understanding, Jimmy, I love you so much.” you stare back at his lovely eyes, staring at yours.

“And I love you, always, and forever, my love.” As soon as you two pull away at the passionate kiss the door flung open revealing Jimmy's lunatic but loving friend holding a McDonald's in chandler's hand while Starbucks coffee on Karl's—oh and there's Chris.

“Good morning, suckers. Breakfast in bed!” Chandler said putting the foods in the night stand along with the coffee's.

You smile at them, pulling away from Jimmy's warmth.

“So you replaced me with foods, you don't want to cuddle anymore?” Jimmy playfully pout. You giggle and pull him up to sat beside you.

“Enough for that, love birds, time for breakfast!” Chris happily said taking the food one by one and gave it to us.

It's not that bad morning at all. You thought to yourself.

#mrbeast #jimmy donaldson #chandler hallow #chris tyson #mrbeastxreader #youtube #y/n #karl jacobs #youtuber #imagines #oneshot #imagine this #short one shot #wattpad #reading #romance #my fic

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kittyblackout · 1 year

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Love is in the air - an endgame jegulus fic with rosekiller, part 1

Rosekiller play matchmaker. Ft Regulus wondering how he became friends with these idiots.

Rosekiller fluff <3

Jegulus <3

Wolfstar being oblivious idiots

Sorry if there is grammatical error and slight spelling mistakes, this has not been proofread by my English lit friend yet!

Hope to have part 2 up in the next few days. I'm exited for it, cause we get scheming rosekiller and flutered Regulus for the entire thing. :)

Tw, underage drinking. Nothing graffic, just a breif mention of a past party. As always, please put yourself first!! Enjoy!

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“EVANNNNNNNN!” Barty screamed at his boyfriend, jumping on him where he lay on his bed.

“Good morning to you too.” Evan says fondly, sitting up in bed, discarding the book that had lay on his face only moments before. “ Is there a reason that you woke me up at six in the bloody morning, or are you just being needy?”

“I am not NEEDY” Barty says in mock offence, rolling his eyes playfully, as he flops down on top of Evan, sighing dramatically as he does so. And do i need a reason to see the love of my life, the sun to my moon, the sky to my earth, the-”

“Okay.” Evan says, shoving Barty off him. “ I get it, you love me, who dosent? But if there isn’t a specific reason you came here other than to bother me then i suggest that you come here and let me sleep.”

Barty huffs indignantly, but nevertheless, he crawls under the covers and wraps his arms around the other boy, stroking his hair gently. He sighs happily when Evan shuffles closer, pressing their foreheads together and closing his eyes, humming contentedly. Barty chuckles slightly and presses a chaste kiss to his forehead, watching as the other boy’s lips quirk up slightly. Barty had never believed in soulmates. That was until he met Evan on the hogwarts express when he was just eleven years old. Even at such a young age, he had simply known that he and Evan would be together forever. In the past, he had laughed at the suggestion that there was a soul out there, created to coexist perfectly with his own, someone that would celebrate with him at his best, and hold him at his worst. He had been raised in a house that did not teach love, only duty. But Barty understands how wrong his parents had been. Looking down at the boy lying beside him, Barty is sure that there is a magic in this world that does not come from his wand, but rather from his Evan. His best friend, his lover, his soulmate. As long as he had his Evan he knew hed be okay.

Barty is not sure when exactly he falls asleep, but he is awoken to muttering and rustling coming from the other side of the room. Regulus must be awake then, he thinks to himself. His suspicions are confirmed when he hears a small grunt and a quietly muttered, “ Oh for fucks sake.” For his strict upbringing, Regulus cursed like a sailor in the mornings. He was not a morning person by any standard; often banging into things in his haze, or falling over as he dressed himself. It was quite funny to watch. Him and Evan had made a habit of getting up earlier for most of fourth year and summoning some popcorn to watch Regulus get annoyed at inanimate objects that had never been moved, but that he swore were in a different place than yesterday. This aggravated Regulus a great deal, and made his mornings worse, and put him in a bad mood. Funny as it was, he was Barty and Evans’s best friend, so after careful consideration, they agreed to leave him alone in the mornings.

Chuckling to himself, he looks down at his boyfriend, still curled up asleep by his side. Barty reckons that he looks a bit like an angel when he sleeps. Carefree, innocent. That last thought draws a chuckle from Barty, who knows from experience that Evan is anything but. The shuffling and muttering outside the curtains of the fourposter abruptly stop, and before Barty can cast a locking charm on them, the curtains are being pulled open violently and he is face to face with a one Regulus Arcturus Black, who looks murderous in his half concius state. To be fair, he thinks, he always looks a bit murderous.

“Ever heard of knocking Black?” he drawls, rolling his eyes.

“These are literally curtains?” Regulus says back with a raised eyebrow. “And what are you even doing in here?”

“Ugh, same sentiment.” he says with a wave of his hand. “ Also i couldn’t sleep, and seeing as my wonderful perfect boyfriend was right here, as opposed to in, say, gryffindor tower perhaps-”

“James Potter is not my boyfriend!” Regulus cuts in through gritted teeth, his face a dark crimson that disappeared down his white school shirt.

Barty smirked.

“I have no recollection of mentioning our dear Jamie just a moment ago, but isnt it fascinating how he is the first person that comes to your mind when i mention hot gryffindors? And not Lupin? Cause if you want my opinion i think that Remus is definitely the better choi-”

Regulus throws a pillow at him.

“You are the most insufferable person i know!” Regulus whisper-yells at him. “ And Lupin obviously has a thing for my brother, and even is Sirius is too much of an idiot to realise it yet, he likes Remus! Also you have a boyfriend? Are you sure he’d be ok with you going on about how hot Remus is?”

“I’ll have you know that Evan completely agrees with me on this one.” Barty shoots back smugly. “ there is just no denying how hot Remus Lupin is. There is nothing to be done.” Barty raises his hand towards the canopy over the bed and lets it fall back against his forehead dramatically as he says this.

“Are we talking about how hot Lupin is?” is the muffled reply from Evan, from where he is lying facedown on the pillow now.

“Yes” says Barty, Just as Regulus says “No” with rather more force that necessary.

“He is rather fine, isn’t he?” says Evan as he sits up, fully awake in seconds.

“See!! What did i tell you?” Barty says to Regulus.

“Sometimes i wonder what he sees in you Barty, considering the sheer amount of childish joy that you have about being proven correct over a petty argument.” Regulus says with a small smile. “Not to mention all your other annoying habits; like that fact that you talk in your sleep, you dont brush your hair, your are insufferably annoying, you steel food-”

“Excuse me.” Barty begins. “You can rest assured Regulus darling, I dont know what he sees in me either, but there must be something. Also, i do brush my hair. Occasionally. And i dont talk in my sleep. That was a conscious effort to annoy you because you were being especially poncey that day, just downright insufferable. And as for stealing food. Do either of you everrrrrrr stop me?” he looks at the both of them, Evan full on laughing now, bent double, and at Regulus, who seems to barely be able to keep his composure. “Thats right. Neither of you have ever stopped me stealing your food once. And don’t i give you my food in return?”

Regulus looks aghast at that last statement.

“Barty, those granola bars you keep around the castle are not food! The were around when the dinosaurs roamed and stuff. And they tasted like cardboard.” he said.

Evan seems to compose himself enough to form a simple sentence at this point and nods gravely at Barty.

“ Yeah, sorry Bee, but those granola bars are a health hazard.”

“Evan you’re supposed to be on my side! I am your boyfriend!” he says. Gesturing at Regulus he adds; “That is just a smelly troll that lives under the bridge by the lake that stops by every now and then to bother us.”

“ I beg your pardon?” Regulus seems truly shocked. “Did you just call me a ‘smelly troll’, Bartemius?”

“Ohhh we’re full naming now are we?” Evan says, seemingly delighted by the chaos that is taking place around him.

“Oh shut up, Rosier. I’m going down to breakfast, you two better be down soon or you’ll miss it. And be warned; i will not be saving you any breakfast. Are we clear?” is Regulus’ reply, as he turns aroun and walks out the door, into the dorm and into the common room.

“Well that was amusing.” Barty says as he turns to Evan.

“It really was, if i’m being honest.” Evan says, before turning around completely to face Barty, before pulling him into a kiss.

Barty smiles against his mouth, and wraps his arms around Evan, fingers winding themselves in the other boys hair.

They stay like that for a while, missing breakfast by the time they are both out of bed with uniforms on.

When they finally make their ways down to the dungeons for potions, Regulus is standing outside, with two sandwiched wrapped in paper in his hands. As soon as he sees them, he scoffs and hands them their breakfasts before heading into the classroom.

Potions wan’t too bad, all things considered, they were working on amortenia, the strongest love potion in the world.

Slughorn even brought in a vial of it for the class to smell, and take notes on.

When it was Barty’s turn to go up and smell the potion and describe it’s aroma, he got the smell of wood smoke, peppermint, parchment and lemons. Evan, his brain said. He smiled to himself. “Smell good my boy?” askes a delighted slughorn. “If that is not the face of a boy in love then I’ll be damned!”

“Lemon, parchment and peppermint.” Barty says to Slughorn, who positively beams at the response.

Behind him in line, Regulus scoffs, rolling his eyes.

Evan nudges him forward, smiling to himself.

Regulus takes a long whiff of the potion, shoulders going slack, eyes closing, and a small smile gracing his features. His trance is broken almost immediatly when Slughorn raises an eyebrow and tuts, in a kids these days kind of way.

“And what might you be smelling, Mr, Black, that seems to have relexed you such a considerable amount? A lovely young lady perhaps?” Slughorn suggests.

Barty only just manages to keeps a straight face at the combination of the ‘lovely young lady’ comment, and the way Regulus is frantically shaking his beet red face.

“Well?” slughorn prompts. “What do you smell my boy?”

“Ughhh” Regulus stammers. “ Flowers! And parchment. Ughh, chocolate frogs and chamomile teabags?”

Slughorn nods his approval, and gestures for Evan to come up to the cauldron next.

“Flowers!” Barty mimics as soon as Regulus arrives to stand beside him.

Regulus looks positively mortified, and covers his face with his hands.

“Shut up, Crouch.” he says half heartedly.

Barty’s attention is soon caught by the sound of Evans voice floating through the dungeon. “Cured leather, mint, strawberry tea, books and fizzing wizzbees.” he says to slughorn, who congratulates him on the accuracy od his identification of the smells, and gestures for another student to come up to smell the potion.

Barty is positively beaming.

My, my, Rosier. That was very specific up there, i must say,” he says with a shit eating grin as evan sits down beside him, taking his hand under the table. “ if i din’t know any better i’d say that there was a very specific someone that the potion had in mind for you.”

Evan laughed, and something caught in Barty’s chest. He loved Evans laugh. It was beautiful, nicer music than any of the muggle orchestras that his father had been obsessed with could ever dream of creating.

“Oh, yes. My mysterious lover, that you will never learn the identity too. I have been sworn to secrecy, and till the day i die and beyond, my lips are seasled.” he mimed locking his lips and throwing away the key with his free hand, and squeezed Barty’s hand a little bit with his other.

Regulus makes a gagging sound, and mimes wrenching.

“Oh get a room you too!” he whispers too them.

“Oh your one to talk, Black. We both saw you up there with the potion. Flowers? Chamomile tea? Really? You think you’re fooling us reggie? We are your best friends, you cannot hide things from us. So tell us; what did you really smell?” Evan whispers quickly.

“Uhh-” is all Regulus can manage before he turns red. “I um. Didnt smell anyone in the potion.” he says.

“That is a blatant lie.” say Barty. “ you practically melted after one whiff, reg! Ohhh who was it? C’mon reg tell us! Please?”

A sudden thought makes its way into Barty’s mind. No, he thinks. It couldn’t be.

“Regulus.” Barty begins. “ Did you by any chance smell, oh, i don’t know, James Potter?”

Regulus turns bright red with embarrassment, and he mumbled out a quick ‘no’, before breaking eye contact and looking at his hands, with ar fidgeting in his lap.

“Oh my god!” Evan announces. “This is perfect.”

“What, why?” askes a very flustered Regulus. “What about this could possibly be perfect?”

Evan gets a mischievous glint in his eye, like he usually does before he’s about to drop the most earth shatteriing, mind blowing bomb-

Oh, Bartys brain goes. Evan has the most earth shattering news ever, but its good news. Regulus likes James, that much is obvious, so what could be good about that? James either likes Regulus back, but how could he possibly know that? Or, his brain counters, Regulus has a shot with James. If he’s being honest, this is a pthetically long amount of time to get on the right track but hes now staring at Evan, who’s wearing a shit eating grin, eyes wide and joyful.

“Is it…?” Barty cannot even finish that sentance.

“Oh yes, Barty my darling, it is indeed.”

“How did you find out?” he askes in awe.

“ I snuck into Lupins party of course. Everyone goes, so it was easy enough to get in. hey! You muppets were there with me!” he says.” How can you not remember? Anyway. Remember when i went to get drinks? Well. guess who ibumped into at the table, but our dear Jamie himself! He looked me up and down and said; ‘aren’t you one of Regulus’ friends?’ and i went, ‘uh yeah?’ and he looked at me for a minute, and he must have been absolutely WASTED, cause he literally just said, ‘ is Regulus, you know…’ and i was kinda slow, not gonna lie, i didn’t catch on and i said to him, ‘ehh, is Regulus what?’ now i was righly confused and then he goes, ‘you know, ehh. He’ really smart, and sarcastic, like SUPER funny, pretty hot, so i was wondering if i asked him out would i you know, like, have a shot with him?’

Regulus makes an indecipheral noice that does not sound like its a happy one.

“Evan you are amazing, I ever tell you that?” Barty whispers.

“And what might you have said to James?” Regulus says quietly, cutting Evan off before he can reply to Barty.

“What? Oh no i didnt get to reply. Your brother came and dragged him away to go and dance or something.” Evan says amusedly, eyes flicking over Regulus’ face to gage his reaction.

Regulus sighs in relief.

“Well.” says Barty. “You know what this means the, don’t you Ev?” Barty asks slyly.

“I do indeed.” Evan replied solemnly.

“No.” Is all Regulus says, looking between them. “Stop scheming this instant.”

“Oh reggie, i’m afraid its too late for that, because we have just found out that the boy that our dear, dear reggie is head over heels, hopelessly smitten and in love with also seems to be those things for him.” Barty says with a small, evil smile. “And if you think that we can let this opertunity fly you by then you are entirely mistaken.”

Evan chuckles at this.

“Evan!”

Yes Barty?”

“Operation make…uhhh…Ev do they have a couple name yet?”

“No they don’t Bee.” Evan says, grinning evily.

“Well then. They need one. Think Ev!” Barty says, mirroring Evans smile. “ Regulus and James. Rames? No thats horrific.”

Regulus splutters at the suggestion.

“Regulus and James, James and Regulus.” Evan is silent for a moment, before he speaks againn. “ Jegulus?”

“Oh Evan, you beauty you!” Barty says, gazing adoringly at his boyfriend. “ I knew that you could do it!

“ I’m sorry what?” Regulus interrupts. “ that is absolute gibberish and is almost worse then Rames.”

“Exactly.” Barty says. “Plus you hate it, so that is more than anough reasons to use it, don’t you think Ev?”

“Perfect reasons Bee. absolutely perfect.” Evan replies.

“Well then Evan. operation “Jegulus” is a go!” Barty says enthusiastically, really putting an emphasis on jegulus, much to Evans's delight.

Regulus groans in response, dropping his head on to the table, giving up completely.

#barty crouch jr #evan rosier #barty x evan #rosekiller #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #slitherin skittles #marauders #dead gay wizards #marauders fanfic #marauders fanfiction #fanfic #scheming rosekiller by beloveds #flustered regulus questioning his life choices

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aira-writes · 2 years

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Being Bakugou’s Bestfriend

Pairings: Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader

Genre: fluff, headcanons, bestfriends, college au, crack, humor

Warnings: curses

Characters are in college

A/n: Wasn't able to upload for a few weeks ‘cause I'm swamped with schoolworks 😭 but this idea came to me and I couldn't resist but to upload! This one’s pretty long ‘cause I got too carried away.

Grammatical errors ahead because this is not proofread :> Read at your own risk.

❧ you can’t remember how or when you became close Katsuki.

❧ you just woke up one day, banging on his room door, complaining about how fucking loud he was playing drums and if he could please lower it down ‘cause it's disrupting your beauty sleep.

❧ miraculously, you went back to your room unharmed and he stopped playing.

❧ you haven’t known Katsuki that long but you can say that he's a nice person, just minus him being a grumbly-grumpy ass.

❧ you never really understood why his friends always told you how much of an ass he was in high school

❧ yeah he can be very grumpy sometimes most of the time but he was always there when you needed help with something

❧ yeah, there will be lots of complaining at first but he always end up helping you.

❧ let's face it. If Bakugou doesn't want to do something, he won't fuckin’ do it.

❧ you're just extremely lucky you're given special treatment by The Great Bakugou.

❧ hm, heaven. Can i ask Santa for that too? No? Hmp.

❧ the fact that you have Bakugou Katsuki as your bestfriend definitely has its awesome perks.

❧ you're hungry? Just come to his room unannounced and he’ll cook you food

❧ “don’t you know how to cook?”

❧ “if I did, I wouldn't be here rn, Katsu.”

❧ your immunity to his wrath when being sarcastic or sassy with him—almost all the time— doesn't fail to surprise his friends.

❧ “Tch, I’m not your damn housekeeper, shitty woman.” but he’s already cutting those vegetables.

❧ “This is so good, Katsu!”

❧ “‘cause I’m the one who cooked it. Why wouldn’t it be?”

❧ you’re craving midnight snacks? Ask him and he’ll come with you to a 7/11 store.

❧ “why’d you wake me up for?” he’ll say with a grumble upon opening his door.

❧ you almost choked on your own saliva upon seeing him topless and with his bed hair.

❧ he was rubbing his eyes as his red crimson eyes glared at you.

❧ “sorry, I was just—” *stomach grumbles*

❧ “Tf kinda monster you got in that stomach of yours, princess?” he says with a smirk, his sleepiness already thrown out the window.

❧ you pouted.

❧ you can actually try to come up with a witty remark but your hunger is distracting you from thinking of one.

❧ “am hungry. Can we go to the store Katsu?”

❧ “what am I, your bodyguard?” but he’s already wearing his shirt on.

❧ you actually didn’t wanna bother Katsuki, especially when he’s already asleep.

❧ but one time you decided to go out to go buy some midnight snacks all on your own.

❧ when you went back, you already have a blonde haired angry Pomeranian waiting for you at the entrance of your dorm building.

❧ “where tf did you go to in the middle of the night, dumbass?”

❧ you got confused as to why your bestfriend was acting this way. “I went to buy some snacks Katsu—”

❧ “why didn’t you bring your damn phone, woman?”

❧ “I guess I forgot—”

❧ “Damnit. Why did you went out alone? You could’ve woken me up.”

❧ “I didn’t wanna disrupt your sleep, Katsuki.”

❧ he sighed and ran his hands through his hair, messing it.

❧ “why are you acting this way tho, you worried ‘bout me, huh?” you teased and giggled.

❧ Bakugou looks cute when’s worried and frustrated like this. You didn’t know he cared about you this much. Aww.

❧ “Tch, whatever shitty woman. Don’t go out at night all on your own ever again. Got that?”

❧ you whined and pouted. You were always running out of snacks and the explosive blonde was well aware of that. How can you survive to a world without snacks? :<

❧ “Whaaa? But—”

❧ “Wake me up when you wanna buy midnight snacks.”

❧ Bakugou Katsuki? Sacrificing his sleep for a girl? OoooOoo.

❧ that's why as much as you don’t wanna disrupt his precious sleep, you can’t help but to follow his orders.

❧ you already got scolded multiple times for going out alone and as punishment he was denying you of the luxury of letting you taste his delicious cooked spicy ramen.

❧ you have a guy that won’t stop bothering you? Explosion Murder's to the rescue!

❧ “that damn extra still bothering you?”

❧ “When I think about it, he hasn’t showed up to me for a week now, thank god for that.”

❧ “thank god, indeed.” he’ll smirk, knowing that, the guy won’t be showing up his face to you ever again.

❧ don’t worry guys, the guy’s unharmed.

❧ Or is he? WAIT.

❧ DAMNIT.

❧ you consider yourself extremely lucky to have someone like Bakugou Katsuki in your life.

❧ you’re not actually comfortable with having guy friends before.

❧ but with Katsuki? You’re extremely comfortable being with him, even though he's a grumbly-ass most of the time.

❧ you were sooo comfortable with him that you even let him in your room when you were just in your panties.

❧ it wasn’t on purpose. Yeah we know.

❧ “WHAT THE F— SHITTY WOMAN WEAR SOME PANTS ON!”

❧ you yawned, still sleepy because his loud knocking woke you up. Heck it was even enough to wake the people in the other rooms.

❧ but seeing his reaction made you lose your sleepiness and made you giggle.

❧ when he saw you just in your panties and a loose shirt on, he immediately turned his back on you and stopped on the doorway.

❧ “Is the great Bakugou Katsuki embarrassed?” you teased.

❧ and the reddening of his ears didn’t go unnoticed which earned another snicker from you.

❧ his reactions when you tease him are priceless.

❧ “DAMN YOU SHITTY WOMAN! I’M BEIN’ A GENTLEMAN HERE. NOW WEAR SOME DAMN PANTS ON!”

❧ “Okay, okay! Dude, just chill.” you giggled some more as you went to wear some pants on before Katsuki’s head explodes from all the screaming.

❧ Hanging out with his friends are awesome too.

❧ they'd take you with them on their Bakusquad trips and you guys would have fun together

❧ In resorts, you guys would sleep in hotels. Mina and you in the same room and all the guys in a different room.

❧ “I’m shocked that you and Bakugou aren’t dating yet.” Mina said as she was unpacking her luggage.

❧ “What?” you laughed. “No, no. Katsuki doesn’t like me that way, Mina.”

❧ well, you wished he did tho.

❧ “Whaaa? Bakugou defi—”

❧ “Who tf stole my shirt!” you and Mina heard Bakugou from the other room, cutting her off.

❧ “It definitely wasn’t me Bakubro.” Kiri defended.

❧ “what shirt are you looking for anyways?”

❧ the door to your and Mina’s room opened and a blonde haired boy peaked in. “It’s a black shirt with a—” his gazed landed on you. “—skull on.” then he glared.

❧ “I didn’t stole it, I borrowed it!” you were giggling.

❧ “yeah, dumbass. And the crow’s pink.”

❧ you might have borrowed it without his permission :>

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

❧ “Ow! What the hell, woman?!”

❧ he was rubbing his hand that you slapped.

❧ dude’s overreacting. You didn’t even slap it that hard.

❧ “Stwap eathingg ma frwies, Katchuki! Gwo gwet yer own.” you huffed.

❧ “You stole my shirt. It's only right that I get fries as payment.” he chuckled, stealing another fry and popping it into his mouth.

❧ you rolled your eyes and didn’t argue back cause he was definitely right. But you didn’t steal ‘cause it's burrowed!

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

❧ “w-what the fuck, d-dumbass!”

❧ “what’d I do?”

❧ he facepalmed and tried to calm himself.

❧ “you have your own room! The hell you’re doin’ into ours?!”

❧ you just got out of the bathroom with nothing but a towel and that’s also the moment when Katsuki entered the room—well.. their room.

❧ “our bathroom’s faucet suddenly stopped working for no reason. That’s why I had to use your bathroom.”

❧ “well you could've just changed into your clothes inside the bathroom, dumbass! Not go out in just a f-fucking towel on!”

❧ you were a bit far from Katsuki, but from your position, his reddening face and ears are still visible.

❧ “I forgot my clothes in our room.” you giggled sheepishly.

❧ “why tf are you so casual ‘bout this? What if one of the other guys walked in, huh?”

❧ “I’d probably ran back in the bathroom.” you giggled. “Good thing it was only you tho.”

❧ Katsuki’s eyebrows furrowed at your last sentence.

❧ he crossed his arms over his chest. “what’s that supposed to mean? Whadya mean ‘good thing it was only me?’ huh?”

❧ “It meant that it’s just you, Katsuki. So it’s fine.”

❧ “I’m a guy too, dumbass. Why the hell are ya treatin’ me like I’m not.”

❧ Katsuki’s right tho. First the no pants, then this. But it’s not because you don’t see him as a guy.

❧ It’s just that you’ve become so comfortable in his presence that you don’t mind if you were showing some skin.

❧ It’s just Katsuki. It’s just your bestfriend.

❧ But I guess Katsuki, took it differently.

❧ and as the crazy woman you are, you even decided to tease him.

❧ “Maybe I just don’t see you as a man, Katsu.” you faked a sad face.

❧ and Katsuki’s face was so funny you almost bursted out laughing.

❧ “Whadya say, woman?” he growled.

❧ he was fuming and he had this cute scowl— that almost looked like a pout— on his face.

❧ “I said, I just don’t see you as man.”

❧ “what the f—”

❧ he looked like he was about to explode since his other eye was twitching.

❧ His twitching left eye, the cute snarl on his face, and an expression that says ‘you have got to be fuckin’ kiddin’ me’ was written all over his face like he couldn’t believe what you were saying.

❧ And that was enough to make you lose your composure as you doubled out of laughter, making sure that your towel won’t fall off.

❧ “come here you lil’—”

❧ “Ohmygod—Mina h-helppp!” you shrieked, giggling like crazy as you tried to avoid getting caught by the explosive blonde and at the same time making sure your towel is intact.

┗━•❃°•°❀°•°❃•━┛

❧ all in all, I think being Katsuki’s Bestfriend is having this kinda special treatment.

Plagiarism is a crime. Don’t steal my work!

A/n: Sorry if the flow’s messy and chaotic HAHAHAHAHAHAH my mind’s always like this when it comes to Bakugou. Hope you enjoyed this one!

∘°∘♡∘°∘ Reblogs, likes and comments are deeply appreciated ∘°∘♡∘°∘

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flu ; roronoa zoro

↻ fluff, self-indulgent, reader threw up, grammatical error, not proofread, their relationship can be read as whatever 💀

↻ pairing ↬ zoro x fem!reader!

a/n goodbye im writing one last fic for myself before going on a hiatus <3 purely self indulgent cuz i felt sick ever since yesterday

there was something weird about today. and zoro couldn't put his finger on it. he tried racking through his brain, searching for an answer, what was wrong?

"oi, marimo. have you seen y/n-chan around?" the cook asked. he was lighting up his cigarettes while looking around aimlessly trying to locate your figure.

though he was quite annoyed by the nickname, he chose not to pay too much attention to it because he haven't seen you ever since breakfast.

without answering sanji, he set down his swords aside before making a stride towards the girls' room. his fist gently meeting with the door's surface, indicating his arrival. "it's me,"

but there was no answer. he was starting to feel anxious. where were you? were you okay? "oh, zoro,"

he turned around to meet with robin, who still has her book in hand. "if you're looking for y/n, she's asleep," robin said. his eyebrow quirked in confusion. "she's still sleeping?" with the sun high up?

"she didn't tell you? oh my,"

"you should go and check on her. i was on my way to do that but seeing that you're already here, you should probably go instead,"

zoro nodded before turning back around to face the door. he hesitantly twist the door knob before pushing it open. he could see you laying down in bed with a blanket over your head. seriously, what was wrong with you? he thought, starting to get worried.

"y/n?" he called out. his voice sounded so soft but it managed to stir you awake. "zoro...?" you managed to grunt. the slight croak in your voice gave him the answer he needed. you were sick.

he was immediately at your side. he didn't know what to do. he just sat there, looking around for something ― anything, he could do to help you.

zoro may not seemed like it, but he was worried knowing how sick you were. he pulled the blanket down slightly to see your face. your nose was red, obviously from the sneezing.

your eyes were tight shut, but he knew you were awake. "have you gone to see chopper?" he asked quietly. you hummed before leaning closer towards where he was. he didn't care of course.

he could get sick for all he cares. right now, he only want to focus on you. his hand intertwining with yours while the other brushed some stray hair out of your face. he could definitely feel how hot your body was.

"do you want anything?"

you nodded. "i'm hungry," he immediately got up and went outside. "oi, pervert cook! make y/n something to eat! she's sick!" he shouted. you chuckled when you heard sanji's respond.

it didn't take long for sanji to make you something.

something as in congee. seeing how you don't even have the energy to sit up, zoro decided to feed you instead. but the moment you swallow the food, you throw up almost immediately. tears sting in your eyes at the burn in your throat.

you wanted to cry for ruining his shirt. it was embarrassing. "s-sorry," you apologized but he brushed it off immediately. "come here," he said as he hoisted you up in his arms. you laid your head on his shoulder, already feeling tired from eating and throwing up.

"hey, don't fall asleep on me," you hummed but your eyes remained close. "we need to get you clean up first,"

the moment you woke up, you felt a lot better than last time. you were in a completely fresh clothes. zoro was sleeping at your bedside.

he was also in a new shirt. he smelled nice compared to every other day. you take note that he probably took a shower after you threw up on him.

maybe you should throw up on him more often just so that he would take a shower.

#one piece #one piece fanfiction #one piece scenario #fluff #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro x you #roronoa zoro #pirate hunter zoro #zoro x reader #zoro x reader fluff #fanfiction

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rexann · 3 years

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↳ AFTER SEX WITH JJK CHARACTERS!

cw // 18+, suggestive theme, mentioned sex.

include // nanami, geto, toji.

note // grammatical errors, not proofread.

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎

You wake up alone in bed, with no sight of Nanami anywhere close to you. You groan, feeling your body aching here and there, and you flipped to your side, Nanami's scent all over yours, he's always the first to wake up. That's when you smell something sweet from the kitchen, so you assume he's making breakfast.

You slipped on Nanami's baggy shirt from the floor, approaching his shirtless figure, you hugged his back, sneaking hands to wrap your arm around him as he aware of your presence.

“Good morning to you too,” he sighed heavily, his hand pats your small back from the front, “have a sit, Angelface, the breakfast is ready.”

You end up sitting on his lap, chewing lazily as he eat his breakfast too, watching you eat while you lean to his shoulder, not completely awake.

Nanami wrap his hand on your waist, another one slipping down to your thighs, freeze up as he find out you're not wearing anything under his shirt.

He looks down at you to see the blush forming on your cheeks from the realization, Nanami chuckled deeply, his fingers tracing your crotch, your hands stop moving as you whine.

“I honestly don't want to eat anymore,” complain, you straddle his lap, eyes squinting at his tired eyes, “you started it.”

“You tempted me,” he tugs at the hem of his shirt that falls on your thighs, “I guess we're even.”

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔

The master of aftercare. After your session done, he'd clean you up, give you the fresh shirt that actually his. Geto would be the big spoon, your back brush against his bare chest as he nuzzle his nose to your hair.

When the morning come, you'll be the first to wake up, legs tangled and his hands still wrapping your body tightly as he breathe peacefully. The sight of him looks ethereal under the morning sunshine.

Your eyes trailing from his forehead, his side bangs, his eyebrows, his nose, his lips, his ear piercing and every details of him make your heart flutters.

“Take a picture, it'll last longer.” His deep voices startling you.

Your eyes widen to the fact that he knew all along when you literally gawking at him, you immediately hides your face into your palms as you heard him laughs.

Geto's hands tighten around you as he bring you closer to him despite there's no space anymore between the two of you. “C'mon now, don't be so shy, babe.”

“Shut up!” You hit his chest lightly as you scold him, “the day hasn't even started and you just has to humiliate me early in the morning.”

He laughed more, “I'm not sorry because you woke up and choose to drool over me.”

You mumbled randomly as Geto loosen his grip around you, he kissed your nose before leaning back and said, “let's take a shower.”

𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

You passed out. Obviously.

But the morning after a rough session with Toji, you'd woke up on top of his chest, as you buried your face on his big tiddies, his hands on your waist, bedsheets loosely around his lower body.

You can even move between his grip, not until he woke up which is about 30 minutes after you. He grunts, squinting his eyes before he fully open his green eyes to meet yours.

“Mhm-mornin' pretty doll.” He mumbled lazily as you chuckles, giving his chin a little peck.

“Morning, big guy.” You muttered, happily lifting up your legs but then flinching, putting back your legs to the bed, you hissed feeling your lower part now sore.

Toji narrow his eyes, worried as he asked you, “you hurt somewhere? Tell me.”

Your lips form a thin line, whining a little before you answered, “yeah, uhm, the usual.”

He'd stare at your eyes deeply, as he trying to search something. Of course, even if it's not your first time with him, you kinda always have to struggle to take him in. Man was big BIG.

“Shouldn't normalize something like this y'know.” Toji said as he caressed your lower back. “If you need me to go slower I'd tried to.”

Extra aftercare in the bathroom because he kinda felt sorry. Probably. Because he know you know it was a proved a he fucked you real good.

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