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ano-kata · 2 years

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Me waiting for the grand reveal that Iori Muga is in fact Akai Tsutomou.

#detective conan #Iori muga #Akai Tsutomou #I have a strong feeling #I also have real reasons #But I'm too lazy to write them #I'll sink with this theory #If it's wrong I won't delete this post #I want to be remembered for this #This is my legacy in the detective conan fandom

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inamindfarfaraway · 2 years

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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

#also greatly appreciate that you wear socks #and the colour scheme #you’re beautiful but it’s just #the LEGS #the proportions don’t sit right with me #you look like a fox designed by someone who’s a master of drawing deer and only deer #now i know the real reason corgis and dachshunds exist #the cosmos must be balanced #to clarify: this is not a criticism i love this animal #i just have questions #maned wolf #canids #canines #wolf #fox #animals

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justaz · 26 days

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king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

#genderfluid merlin #the real genderfluid experience is answering ‘shapeshifting’ to that ‘which power would you pick’ question #every. time.#merlin is lucky enough to have magic to accomplish this #i am Envious #merthur #i am a firm believer in top!merlin #but i am also a believer in emrys being the incarnate of nature and longing to make life #all the people hes killed #all the death hes caused #he wants to balance it out with children #obviously thats not the only reason but yk #all of their kids have birthdays in the winter bc merlin really really REALLY wants a baby in spring #for SOME reason 👀#(psst its bc hes connected to nature and has a (i dont want to say heat but) heat)#(and bc dragonlords are like part dragon so that animalistic quality to him absolutely does not help with the heat allegations)#queen merlin #king merlin #merlin emrys #king arthur #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #bbc merlin #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #head canon #hc #fic #fanfic #fanfiction

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lemonlimestar · 17 days

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could it be ur face i see, on my computer screen?

#barbara gordon #bart (as in bug art)#babs gordon #oracle dc #batgirl #fixed up my babs design :) i looove her #i ended up giving her braids bc apparently all black vigilantes just have protective hair styles #<- which! makes sense in my brain! but the real reason for her is bc of #maxine from living single #for the 90s of it all #+ i wanted to make a black babs that was oracle #this is like a little treat to me #i will stop rambling now o7 #dc #dc comics #detective comics #batman #oh! also rip babs gordon u would’ve loved objectum <- for henry

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claraoswalds · 18 days

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It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string!

#dwedit #doctor who #usertennant #userteri #userdiana #usertreena #miatendos #ruby sunday #enid meadows #roger ap gwilliam #*#this whole thing was just so interesting???#like supposedly the fairy circle meant nothing and mad jack is just a story they made up #but then where did the woman (who is definitely real and definitely supernatural in nature) come from.#what was she saying to people to make them afraid of RUBY. SPECIFICALLY.#why did they call her a HERALD to MAD JACK. then she was used to defeat roger. who by complete coincidence is also called mad jack.#(hey you know what else you could call a herald. perhaps... a prelude. maybe even... a harbinger)#how did ruby TURN INTO the woman when she (i have to assume) died of old age #AND MAYBE MOST IMPORTANTLY. IF OLD DEAD RUBY STOPPED THEM FROM BREAKING THE CIRCLE. WHICH STOPPED EVERYTHING ELSE.#THEN IS ROGER AP GWILLIAM NOT GOING TO REMAIN AS PRIME MINISTER IN 2046?????#or even though that timeline was erased did it still happen Enough for him to... lose? still resign but this time for no reason???#and WHY are we probably NEVER GOING TO GET ANSWERS TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS #AND WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE DOCTOR FOR 70+ YEARS

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nuinokata · 1 year

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If you ever find yourself questioning your own intelligence, just remember that Jujutsu Kaisen gave us a character who is the undisputed strongest living being in his universe (so much so that his birth altered the balance of the entire world around him) and is canonically able to do anything he tries; who could have decided to spend his entire life doing absolutely whatever tf he wanted because there is literally no one and nothing with the power to stop him, but instead chose to use his strength to protect and train the next generation to be strong and intelligent enough to overhaul the current oppressive system that would have stripped those innocent kids of their lives and precious youth in the same way it did his own generation, and this was a good portion of the fandom’s reaction to said character:

mostly based on one (1) line removed from 5 layers of context. When the majority of the story wouldn't have taken place at all if not for his strong sense of morality. I am so Tired.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #and it’s fine not to like him!! you don’t have to like fan favourite characters!!!#you’re not obligated to like any character for any reason cause it literally doesn’t matter! they’re not real!!#but you can just dislike them for their canon characteristics without feeling the need to make up super ooc fanon stuff #in order to justify it! it’s simply unnecessary!!!#also i am once again asking people to PLEASE just google what the term 'god complex' actually refers to ashgsadk

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golyadkin · 5 months

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If you follow my main blog you may know I've been thinking about the Captain in reading glasses

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts captain #havers #art tag #six idiots #them there #fanart #there was no way I was gonna draw anything real tonight #but i had to draw this at least once #also i can't decide if it would be funnier for him to have died without his glasses and thus never able to read again #or to have died with them on and never be able to take them off for any reasonable amount of time ever again

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ummmmandy · 1 year

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✨It's finally done!✨

Calling this one "Dress Up Schmess Up 2" since I sort of want it to be an extension of the first game, just with a different bigger/chubbier body type for the doll. So it's got similar style, item count, and color palette, but all new items just drawn for this game.

🌟& this game was also sponsored by DollDivine.com!!🌟

You can play this game HERE on Meiker

or HERE on DollDivine.com

#dress up game #meiker #doll divine #90% of the reason I wanted to call this dress up schmess up 2 was to be able to use the peggle 2 gif #also I forgot the first game didn't have color swatches for the eyebrows #but I had already made them for this game #so you get bonus eyebrow color swatches with this one #you're welcome #also you can play full screen on desktop idk if you could do that b4 but it looks real nice that way i think

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festering-bacteria · 1 year

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Assorted ship art,,,,cannot believe gay people are real,,,

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taxinealkaloids · 1 year

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harrianthe + sewing (variations on a theme)

#tlt #my art #you sew a girl's lips shut she sews you a dress...reciprocity is so important in relationships <3 #ianthe when harrow pulls out her quote unquote enormous needles: haha so do you just carry those around with you 😳#no but for real imagine being ianthe at the end of gtn and you're on God's shuttle and it's just you and this nun who you don't really know #but who you're maybe into #and then she comes over and apropos of nothing is like 'alright i want you to lobotomize me #but first you'll have to let me sew your lips shut.'#and this is the most consecutive words this girl has ever said to you.#like yeah how DO you deal with that sort of cognitive whiplash? i feel like #ianthe's snap decision to marry her was as valid as any other reaction one might have had.#also i went so hard on drawing ianthe's room in the first one for literally no reason.#me detailing swans to tastefully obscure cyrus's junk in a background portrait i plan to blur beyond recognition anyway: i may be #overdoing this.

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finemealprompt · 18 days

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DP x DC Prompt #74

Ever since the unplanned trips to the past chasing Vlad, Danny knew blood blossoms weren’t good for him. He’s made conscious decisions to avoid them. He didn’t know why they were bad for him, just that they were. But, they were the only thing he knew that would inhibit him just by being in his presence.

That was until he agreed to help Batman with a problem Superman couldn’t help him with. Something about transporting shards of Superman’s dead planet.

Neither of them knew he’d have a worse reaction to kryptonite than even Superman.

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vypridae · 4 months

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oh my god i had this INSANE urge to design demon adam

#this was sooo fun to design but fucking hell designs are hard #i like the idea also of adam having wings similar to the exorcists because killing demons was the reason he died #anyway . demon adam real in 5 #xandraws #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hh #adam #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #lute #lute hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin lute #guitarspear #(implied at least)#adam x lute #lute x adam

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judesstfrancis · 17 days

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makes me crazy when queer people specifically think the shape of water was too weird of a film. like that's you, actually. both historically and explicitly. that is supposed to be you. historically, queer people have only been able to be portrayed in film as villains or monsters. the dracula the swamp monster the fish man that is YOU. explicitly in the movie the fish man is a stand in for people who are Other. that's why the first woman to care for him is a mute woman who has been ostracized by everyone EXCEPT FOR other people who have been othered in society mainly octavia spencer and her gay roommate whose names I forget currently. and that's why the minority characters in that film are trying to help elisa and the fishman escape the government and live happily ever after. bc they are the same. he is them. tell me u get that

#u don't have to LIKE it but saying it's too weird for u is crazy THE FISH MAN IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU !!!!!!#'it's too weird that she's in love with a fish' do u not also wish to be loved and cared for in a society that tells u you're not allowed #text post #edit: someone pointed out she's mute not deaf and I did forget bc it's been a minute since I've watched my b I fixed that for y'all 👍🏼#anyway I will be freezing rb's not for any real reason I simply do not want to deal with notifs #bc it has already earned more notes than I thought. shoutout to my fellow monster queers tho 🫡

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frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe · 3 months

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new hs history teacher(/basketball coach ofc) steve who is being shown around the school by gym teacher chrissy.

she takes him around the building to show him where the teacher's lounge is, the cafeteria, what bathrooms to avoid at all costs, and to where her office is if he ever needs anything.

"If I'm not here, I'm probably in Robbie's class over in the language department."

"Robbie?"

"Robin, my partner. She officially teaches ASL, but she likes to join in on the others' lessons whenever she has downtime."

Finally, once they've covered the whole length of the school, she brings him to his room. "So this is you, and right next door is Eddie, our Criminalistics teacher." gesturing to the still-dark window of the door directly across from his in the alcove.

There's polaroids covering nearly every inch of the outside of the door, pictures of what he can only assume are students with the same dark-haired man.

"Criminalistics?"

"It's a science elective," she explains, "It focuses on the basics of forensic science!"

"Wow that’s…really?"

She nods enthusiastically, "It’s super interesting,” she nods, moving to unlock the empty what-will-be history classroom. “Eddie’s here on even days, and in the music room on odd days for the guitar elective classes."

"Anything I should know about my wall neighbor?" he asks as she pushes the door open.

It looks like she's going to say no, but something flickers across her face and she winces minutely.

"Oh god, what is it?"

She looks at him sheepishly, "How do you feel about metal music?"

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Since his tour in mid June, Steve's completely overhauled his classroom.

The only room available to him was the one down here in the science hall, but he made do, plastering removable whiteboard contact paper to the tops of the lab tables and a little reminder at each spot for the students about his less-than-stellar hearing, to make sure they speak up when answering a question from the back of the room.

And ever since he got his room, he'd been waiting for the day he finally meets his neighbor.

He met Chrissy's Robbie the same day he had the tour, and they clicked instantly (No seriously, how did he ever function before Robin?). Chrissy had made the comment about them being platonic soulmates one night in August when they'd gone out for one too many drinks, and it's stuck ever since.

Speaking of: "What are you still doing here, dingus? It's almost five."

"Yeah, I know, I know," he says, waving her off.

Robin comes in from the hall and plops herself down on one of the table tops instead of helping him hang a map behind his desk. "You're still adding stuff to your walls?"

"Well, I haven't been here for a couple years already, Bobs," he grits out as he stretches up on his toes to hang the far corner of his map. Finally, the eyelet hooks over the many-times-painted-over hook embedded in the concrete wall. "So yes."

"Well you can finish up tomorrow, we," she emphasizes the word by dramatically waving the same sign with her hand between them, "Have a burger date to get to."

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The following day, the day before the school year officially starts, Steve arrives early to his classroom, only to find his neighbor's classroom lit up as well.

The be-polaroided door is propped open all the way, the sound of heavy drums and guitar streaming out the door along with the faint smell of moth balls and a spicy incense.

His own room forgotten, Steve steps through Mr. Munson's doorway.

Eddie is standing behind his desk at the front of the room, but hunched over it scribbling onto something.

When Steve's shoe squeaks against the tile floor, Eddie says "Hey, what do you think, identifying skeletal remains, or blood spatter first?" without looking up at him.

"Skeletons, of course." Eddie's head snaps up to look at him. His huge dark eyes are much more striking in person than in a photo. "Much more interesting, yeah?"

Eddie blinks at him. "You're not Chrissy."

"You're correct."

Eddie blinks again, "Who're you?"

"Oh, sorry, hi. I'm Steve. I'm your new neighbor." he gives the other man an awkward wave when he still doesn't move. "Sorry, should I--" he says, gesturing over his shoulder with a thumb.

"No!" Eddie interrupts, standing straight and hurrying out from around his desk.

He extends a hand and jogs lightly up to Steve. His pen is still laced into his fingers, the end of it chewed flat. "Oh shit, sorry, sorry," he tucks the pen behind his ear, "I'm Eddie. Munson."

"I know," Steve smirks, taking Eddie's hand. "I've been waiting to meet you."

"Oh have you?" he smirks.

"Yeah, Chrissy told me you're her best friend and I wanted your advice on maybe asking her out."

Eddie's face hardens immediately, the warm milk chocolate of his eyes curing into a solid dark, the easy smirk morphing into a cringe as he looks Steve up and down.

He opens his mouth to say something particularly scathing, Steve's sure, but he cuts him off before he can. "I'm kidding, man, I know she's with Robin."

His expression softens just a bit.

"Plus, she's not really my type anyway, even if I were hers."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, I'm more into brunettes." Steve winks, finally releasing Eddie's hand. "I still have a bit more to get done, but I'll check in with you later?"

"Oh--yeah, for sure, I'll be here." Eddie stammers out, his cheeks tinged pink.

Steve fist pumps in his head as he heads to his door, You still got it, Harrington.

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pigdemonart · 7 months

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Crying at this panel now

Because because becsuude he is saying ENJOY those tuna subs, and its ham and swiss RIGHT? That WAS THE LITTLE JOKE.

LOOK CLOSER — I accidentally drew the wrong type of sandwich, so it’s just canon that isadore just cant fucking identify a sandwich to save his life

#I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL NOW RE READING #BUT I HAVE READ THESE SO MANY TIMES #piggy talks #also i updated my pinned post with a new carrd #that was the real reason i was going to talk but look at this instead #comic making and being your own writer and wditor is hularious sometimes

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

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