“I wouldn’t marry me either” WE ALL REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE FIRST HEARD THAT

R U ALIVE AFTER TAEHYUNGS HARPERS BAZAAR PICS ???? i have ascended into the next realm i had to AVERT MY EYES bc of how much i was being blinded by the cuntiness like EXCUSE ME ?? i have been BLINDSIDED how could he kill me like this 😭😭

I AM NOOOOOT ALIVE AFTER THOSE BAZAAR PICS HE NEED TO GET OUT OF THAT MILITARY BASE HE ALREADY SERVED ENOUGH STOP THIS RN

The black and white cover is my favorite… the pout… his hands… the jewels.. HOW IS HE REAL

Literally fuck my LIFEEEEE

Sad game last night but i’m glad i went!! So much fun + saw joe’marr with my bare eyes

i just watched my reaction to vigilante shit when midnights came out and i’m crying

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

want someone who has trouble sleeping to use me as a sleeping aide. tire yourself out by fucking a load or two into me, then keep me as a cockwarmer to lazily thrust into as you drift off to sleep

i genuinely love that the hunger games is in katniss’s pov bc shes the one character that has no clue about whats going on, clearly does not want to be there, and shes just walking through life in a permanent state of utter confusion. and idk i really relate to that.

People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything

Gravity Falls takes place in 2013 and Bill Cipher is transgender and I have proof

TWIYOR YOU ARE NOTHING

eddie is this guy on tiktok that is notorious for having both a ridiculously accurate hobie impression and for having the most unhinged tiktok live comments so. it had to be done

(edit: there's more now. parts two and three here)

Enough to make you believe in true love.

bakugo's hug adventure continues! this time with shoto, who is equally not used to hugs and it's a weird hug but they are trying!!! featuring an overwhelmed Deku he's so happy to see them get along his anxious heart can only take so many awkward quarrels in public *remembers the airport incident*

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

shore leave on the mind bec its such a wacky episode 😭 SO here’s a fun spirk drawing cus they were all over the place in this one GHDJBSJKSBJ

(also feat. a small angry bones appearance :D)