I want to make it clear that when I refer to Essek as “my precious baby boy” it’s with the full understanding that he is a dangerous neutral evil traitor, and in the same tone I use when my cat drops a dead mouse on my porch.
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What do you think is the coupliest thing Ian and Mickey do that they wouldn't wanna anyone to see them do?
I think they like to celebrate anniversaries for every special moment in their relationship (apart from their wedding anniversary) w just each other
They don't go all out, just a little cupcake Ian got for Mickey from their favourite bakery, or a pie they made together, sometimes even just sharing the last Snickers bar in their house (they divide it in half but Mickey still ends up having more because Ian shares a bite of his half with Mickey because he knows Mickey loves them)
And they don't let everybody know or see because it's something only for them; only they know why the first kiss anniversary is so important and special or why Mickey making pizza rolls for Ian on their first date anniversary makes him go ☺️🥰 or why Ian gets Mickey sunflowers every year on the date they were reunited in prison (he chose them initially because he wanted to joke about how yellow reminded him of their prison jumpsuits but then he found out that they signify unwavering faith and unconditional love and went ‘Oh 🥺’).
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Today I offer the following mediocre content:
Tomorrow? Who knows.
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guess im in my monsterfucker era then 🤨
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Okokok, sit here and imagine something with me.
You and Tim have been together for awhile and have started referring to each other with cute little pet names. Tim loves to call you 'babe' since it's short but sweet, sometimes sprinkling in a cute 'sunshine' because he's cheesy, saying 'youre the light of my life, my sunshine.'
He loves when you call him 'handsome' or 'baby', once you even slipped out a 'bub' and he short circuited cause the name was so cute to him.
So can you imagine how he'd react if you call him by his first name? Like, pulling out 'Tim' would be enough to make him snap his head up, but calling him 'Timothy?'
A very quick way to get his attention, maybe even shoot some adrenaline into his veins. The little pout that would fall onto his lips when he realizes you're just messing with him, whining a bit, "Don't call me that"
"But that's your name."
"No"
"What else would I call you?"
"The usual 🥺"
"But your name is so pretty"
Tim.exe has malfunctioned. He'd plop his head on your shoulder and proceed to pout, but a pouty Tim is a very adorable Tim. Thank you and goodnight
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