I just got scammed and lost all my savings that's.... funny gahahhaahhahagaagahahhahaaggagagagagagagagagagagaagaahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha........ ha........
HA.
Its fine its not like I literally have no money to eat. It's fine. I'm fine............. ha. Ha... ha......
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Was no one going to tell me I’ve had “clothe” misspelled on my blog title since 2020.
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college au
Meryl is NOT the first person Vash visited and Wolfwood has had enough embarrassment for the day
and unofficially wife-d up with paper rings (congratulations!)
Vash holding Wolfwood's hands, realising that it's not as calloused, no, in fact, it's soft. Unharmed. Safe. And he's holding it. Both of his hands are holding it. And those hands are exchanging something as fragile as a paper ring, far off from what they're usually accustomed of holding in the past...
(He's holding Wolfwood's hand, he thinks again. It's soft. He wonders if he deserves to hold them.)
Except it's no longer the past, Vash knows that, and now they're here, the flimsy rings weighing heavy with the promise of tomorrows he could never hope or dream of having before. It's so comical to the point of bringing tears to his eyes.
If anyone had seen him crying that day he's blaming it on the damned ring.
(a.k.a. the college/reincarnation au, "we deserve a soft epilogue" ending I desperately need)
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this is so fucking stupid but someone said amanda’s saw ii haircut looks like sasuke and I can’t help myself
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(I haven't played twst in months but if my memory is serving me right:)
Malleus tends to take most things very literally right? He takes the straightforward path, direct instruction without much consideration for anything else etc etc He's also not at all good with any type of """modern slang"""
MC, from what little they talk, uses a lot of sarcasm and snark right?
But also the two of them have canonically spent much more time together talking than we get to see and Malleus actively seeks them out to have conversations
So anyway;
MC gets used to adding what are basically irl tone indicators to the end of their sentences whenever it's needed. Just an offhand "i'm not serious/not literally"
And one day during their regular nightly walks Malleus is doing his pouty face because he's just come back from some meeting or another (that he actually attended for once) and sure it's great that his friend is thoughtful enough to always make sure he's following the conversation but there are times with all the other little humans where sometimes things just don't make sense. Not that he cares of course! It doesn't matter to him what they're talking about, he doesn't care if he's included or anything.....just... it'd be polite (that's it!) if he was included
Which is what he says when they ask why he seems upset (even though he's not upset! Really!)
And casually they say "well I'll just have to clear it up for you everyday then"
And now as far as Malleus is concerned they're engaged
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It’s been a rough week, to say the least.
The door opens with a violent swing, knocking against the wall and bouncing close with a loud slam.
The sound catches the attention of the green-haired man who was just lounging on the couch, and he looks up just in time to see you plop down next to him. There’s a disapproving click of his tongue when you grab the blanket and pull it over to you instead, leaving his feet uncovered and vulnerable to the cold air.
“You’re late today.”
You nod, pulling your knees to your chest wordlessly. There’s a beat of silence as you swallow the thick lump in your throat, and you take two deep breaths to steady your voice, before you speak.
“Could… Could you hold me? Just for a while.”
There’s no movement. Just silence.
You begin to berate yourself in your mind for asking something so stupid. Zoro isn’t exactly the soft, romantic type after all.
But then a split second later you feel the couch dip beneath his weight as he inches closer, and you feel his warm arms wrap around you, picking you up effortlessly to sit you in his lap.
He pulls you in, letting your head rest against his strong chest. You feel his heartbeat against your temple, and your eyes begin to water.
“Better?” he asks gruffly, but you recognise it as the tone he uses when he’s feeling unsure and doesn’t want to show it.
When you don’t answer, Zoro’s arms tighten around you, pressing you closer to him and you feel his lips in your hair.
A smile cracks your lips just a little.
“Better,” you murmur against his shirt, as your eyes slip close.
“Let’s just stay like this for a while.”
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decided to finally listen to the season 4 teaser today to commemorate my cousin finally finishing season 3. hearing martin plead for jon to wake up was already painful enough when i noticed. that he says this.
and at first i was like "OH OW! OUCHIE!" and thought no more of it.
until 10 minutes later whereupon my fucking jaw dropped when i remembered jon saying THIS in the season 4 finale
im gonna be FUCKING SICK. IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE GAY ASS FUCKING BITCHES.
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Danny Phantom AU where Danny runs off after a reveal gone wrong, but told entirely from the Fentons’ point of view. It follows them finding out, confronting him, and chasing after him when he flees. Maybe they give up after finding no trace of him, or maybe they catch him and eventually lock him in a coffin to ‘put him to rest.’
They mourn whatever was left of their son and move on. Still vigilant, still ready to destroy any ghost that shows their face in Amity (especially Phantom if he’s still out there), but otherwise live out their lives certain that they’ve done the right thing.
Until they eventually die, and wake up in the ghost zone.
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CONNOR MCDAVID, the next next one, mcjesus, the one sent to save a dying team. a boy too young set of with the expectation on an entire sport and country on his shoulders and a c on his chest. the one who keeps pushing past his limits, who’s given everything he is and more to the game and still has not been rewarded.
MATTHEW TKACHUK, the rat, the menace, the son, the one who had been told over and over again that he wasn’t good enough, that he was too mean, to aggressive. the one forced away by the fires of a burning team and who found refuge in the arms of a new one. one who would take him in, make him their own, and make him their leader. the team he brought to new heights, far beyond their capabilities, all the way to the sun until he burned.
IN LESS THEN 3 WEEKS one of these boys will hoist the chalice of champions above their heads and be crowned god.
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I keep thinking about how I couldn’t get close enough to them. Bending them over, buried full length inside them, and all I could was grab their body harder and pull them into me so I could push even further into them, to get as much as possible inside them.
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