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see but what if toto does something insane like ocon to mercedes?
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if adrian newey goes to aston, the sport is fucked
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islanders are such a waste of a playoff spot :( at least of the redwings, pens, or flyers made it there would be some interesting storylines
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if literally any driver other than lewis hamilton was his teammate, like if merc had gone with hulkenberg like they'd scouted for a while nico rosberg would be a 4x wdc rn and because the car was that goated, and his entire perception by fans would be different.
he won his first (and only race that year) in 2012. and in 2013 he won 2 races. from 2014-2016 he won 20 races, while having peak lewis fucking hamilton as his teammate. 20 races in 3 years. he was fucking fast
valtteri bottas won 10 races over the span of 5 years in merc for rocketship reference, and checo perez won 5 races with redbull over 3 years.
when ppl think nico is the hope for second drivers to pull off a wdc against their generational teammate, they're wrong. bc he's not the trend, he's the statistical anomaly. and he was no second driver.
#if i see you call nico a second driver it’s on sight#there was a reason the silver war existed#and it’s not because nico wasn’t good#nico rosberg
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On: different parenting approaches
so keke rosberg has a world championship, and a newborn son. he retires the sport a year after, the shadow of tragedy following him -- the fatal crash of his friend and f1 driver elio de angelis being the reason.
now keke has a blonde baby that looks like its mother and babbles in german. he bonds with his son in the language he knows best — no, not his mother tongue rusty with disuse — racing.
so he builds a track in their garden in ibiza and sticks his son in the two person kart beside him before he is old enough for the helmet to even fit properly.
keke takes nico to the last race of his career in DTM, in a smaller replica of his exact uniform. keke tells him to wave. the roar of the crowd terrifies nico. he can't. he wants to be a racing driver when he grows up.
and you know this part of the story. the boy follows in his father's footsteps. in the sport of nepotism, keke rosberg is the only world champion father who lives to see his son become a champion.
so nico rosberg has a world championship and a newborn daughter. he retires the sport a year after she is born. he knows the same fatality of the sport his father does, has experienced and lost firsthand.
now nico has a blonde baby that looks like its mother and babbles in german. nico wants to bond with her in every way he can. he wants to be hands on in every way.
he speaks 5 languages, went to an international school and both she and her sister are enrolled in the same one. he reads parenting books, has tea parties with them, and drops them to school.
the thought of his daughters following in his footsteps terrifies him, and he understands now why his mother could never stomach to watch a single race of his. this glorious unforgiving sport of his, and his father's, that doesn't care who it takes. and it seems unthinkable to put a child in a racecar, even though that was his childhood.
but if she really wanted, like he really wanted -- he would not deny it.
so he takes her to a indoor go kart track in monaco, in a helmet that's bigger than her. he's tucked right behind her, safe. they share so many languages in common, french growing up in monaco, german at home, english at school, some spanish from going to ibiza. and this -- although it's been a while since he's really spoken it, his father's language-- is one of them.
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❛ i sent you letters. ❜ ❛ what letters ? ❜
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they put a baby in a kart and let him steer straight into the bushes
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woooo okay the stars wag jackets are fucking phenomenal. everything is perfect, the cut, the font, the style, the colour 👏
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Im obsessed w/ making these god help me
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see nico rosberg is the perfect commentator for sky because he can bring up lewis hamilton as much as he pleases and no one can say anything about it because… he’s nico rosberg.
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Have they tried having Nico be Lewis' engineer yet? The absolute pinnacle of reluctant cooperation, they are both crawling in their skin about having to talk to each other but they drive the shitbox to the absolute max
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Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car
- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup
- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken
- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line
- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics
-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session
- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves
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