Imaginary View of Rome with the Horse-Tamer of the Monte Cavallo and a Church

by Hubert Robert

GILLION MOTHERFUCKIN TIDDYSUCKIN TIDESTRIDER!1!!!!!!11!!!!

i fucking love fnc

just

The Bastard and the One.

The One. Perfect in every way, a holy vessel of the gods, and will conquer the world for his people! The Chosen One is taught to hate anything that is different from himself and the perfect image of those around him, but he is not the One. He was never made for the role the elders wanted him to be, oh, no. They worked him to the bone to get him there but in the end it was all too clear to them that this pathetic boy in front of them could never be what they had imagined the Chosen One to be. So Gillion Tidestrider cannot be it. They tried to get him to fit, but he can't. No matter how hard he tries, and gods, he TRIES. They banish him. And, after floating on the surface, refusing to leave the water, for so long and wallowing in self hatred, WHO LIFTS HIM OUT OF THE WATER???

The Bastard. The Bastard with warm eyes, a shit-eating grin, a missing tooth, and just ONE earring. Where is the other one? What happened to his tooth, and how could one kid have so many scars? He is HUMAN. The face of human nature, imperfection personified. He sailed on the waters which Gillion used live in with as much ignorance as possible, as a child, not thinking deeper than the surface and what could be used for himself. The Haunted One. The Bastard. The Pirate. He has seen so many things that while Gillion Tidestrider may be Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep... to Chip he's just another person. One that can be used. While Gillion Tidestrider's view of the world is confined to a perfect box, Chip's is vast and unlimited and they are POLAR OPPOSITES.

Gillion's name, his status, means so much to him. The world and more. Chip doesn't even know his "real name," and "Chip" is real enough, thankyouverymuch! Chip is everything Gillion was taught is wrong in the world, and he is the one who lifts him out of the water, and sees him as more than his destiny. Oh, and Chip wasn't taught anything. He doesn't even realize how much that matters to Gillion.

anyway

i like silly pirates

would you want some fish

instantly floods everything with fish with no hesitation

GAH!!—I’VE BEEN FISHED!!

I do have one more fish to add to the pile,,,,Gillion Tidestrider :D

y’know, the thing of having gillion lifted 300 feet into the air, pulling out a magical anchor that he made weigh 80,000 pounds, and then screaming “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE” was incredibly fucking badass

i am the dragon of the dungeon. wait why is the bard walking up to me alone?

imagine, if you will, samirah al-abbas and reyna avila ramirez-arellano. at the same time. you're welcome

y’all i am wearing the COOLEST weasel cap rn

You know what's worse than Magicam Monsters? Yuu, Dream, Philza and Technoblade being the grimilim quartet to make the life of the ruffians who are spoiling everyone's halloween fun a real living hell. just imagine Dream in netherite armor, a creepast version of his mask, Techno in a zombie version of himself, Philza as a grimreaper and Yuu a vengeful spirit of a vengeful spirit of a tyrannical ruler and all riding skeleton horses.

Y E S S S S S S S S S

not phil stealing mumza's dress to look even more intimidating, noooo lol

techno resembles a zombie pigman, gold sword and everything

dream psyching everyone out and just generally being creepy (sorta like c!dream, but more unhinged)

yuu going feral with their skeleton horse (lmao they names it macaron mcsnuggles the III)

just them going absolutely crazy on anyone trying to ruin halloween

MLP for the universe thing!! Uhhh do you have an MLP s/i??? Idk, but if you do this is just an opportunity for you to talk about them :D

I do have an MLP Self Insert!!! ...Well did. He still exists, and you could even find him on this very blog but it. It's bad kfdjgkfdjkg and depressing. It's from 2018.

Also I had two but I only ever posted about one publicly so that's the one I'll take about kjfdgjdf

So when I first was learning what age regression was I was using MLP Friendship as Magic as like. A regression trigger, to test the waters. And as I've sense learned about my little self, self inserts he makes are Very Fucked Up. We're gonna like. Pass over all the fucked lore I made in 2018 and just go over the basics.

My S/I is a unique species of Pony I made to help Princess Luna with the stars, they're nocturnal and live on higher clouds than any other ponies and shape constellations. When Princess Luna got banished they were kind of forgotten about and most moved to lower lands, including my S/Is parents.

But they were all still nocturnal, including my S/I who as a colt would just. Land atop other ponies in ponyville and pass out. No one really minded he weighed basically nothing and swapped around alot.

My F/O for this self insert was Big Mac, who I do still like and would like to revisit and make a better S/I for some day. When we were younger I'd ride around on his back while he did deliveries and he'd talk and talk about anything and everything, not noticing I was dead asleep, then when we're older I visit him at night and info dump star and galaxy shit to him while he's half awake until he eventually falls asleep.

It could have been just a silly cute Self Insert if little me was any kind of normal, but he was not fkgjkfdj. I'll spare you the horrors, enjoy the silly pony Self Insert

An Iliad, Lisa Peterson and Denis O'Hare

messy brinicle redesign :) i scrapped the whole spiky mane thing cuz it just looked weird to me lmao, gave it a real brinicle as a horn and a spiny tail. also wanted to add starfish to the design cuz of that one clip of the brinicle freezing all those starfish. i wish the cold affect was still a thing cuz in my redesign id add that it gets too warm outside of the valley and will be slower. i think thats all :)

So bratt tamer Rhett + Remote control vibrator

*tucks hair behind ear and kicks feet* SOOOOOOO

No but when you’ve been particularly awful one night Rhett has had enough. You’ve been floating around the bar, batting your eyelashes for one too many free drinks and brushing against him way too hard for it to be an accident before he’s dragging you out by your hand.

He has you pressed against the truck and kissing your neck as he slips his hand into your underwear and leaving the small toy pressed against you. You earn a slap to your thighs for trying to grind against his fingers for any sort of friction.

“You don’t get to cum until I say so. Been acting up on me all night like a brat, if you hold off until we get home I might think about being nice to you”

Brat tamer Rhett lovesssss edging but I digress

He wouldn’t even pay any attention to the pathetic mewls coming from you on the drive home as you squirm from the vibrations in the passenger seat but if cum without his permission?

He’s getting off in front of your face and cowboys know their knots so he’ll make sure you can’t touch yourself while he does it

i have dnd in my brain i blame my husband for spreading his brainrot of jrwi

martial confirms: Andromache and Hector’s sex life was bangin, literally

happy for them

ok but like has anyone actually asked helen if she wants to go home like. I feel like this could solve a lot of problems

i mean we’ve tried but then she always wanders off with this old woman with kinda great tits. i think that’s a no!