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buthearmeouttho · 5 months

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note to self; get Bucky to bring you to all your doctor appointments n’ shit for trying to figure out your chronic cough because he’ll let you avoid getting your blood drawn and like, allergy testing because he has trauma and he’ll let you get away with it.

#Hey bucky’s #Ignore this:)#Note to self #✨life hacks✨#if i was part of the mcu #random #funny #Yes I did have to get blood drawn today #I’m not like scared of needle or anything #I just figured I would be able to snake out of that situation with him:)#I don’t like the wait up to it but I don’t particularly care about it after and not really during

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artwinx · 2 months

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happy 10 years anniversary of catws

aka the movie who shaped the stucky ship forever ❤️

my commissions are still open and you can support me on ko-fi

day 4: @catws-anniversary

#didn't wanted the tenth birthday of this masterpiece to go without any art #so there you go my little contribution #I'm kinda late but hey #the movie didn't come to my country until day 10 #stucky #bucky barnes #bucky #steve rogers #captain america #stevebucky #wintershield #steve x bucky #winter soldier #captain america: the winter soldier #catws 10th anniversary #catws10 #marvel

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plantswithme · 1 month

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the full “still not funny” scene!

#sam’s not having any of bucky’s shit 😂#has sarah asked about me? HES SO #bucky’s little ‘hey aj’ 😭😭😭#uncle winter soldier 😭#sam’s ‘no chemistry’ is me im sorryyyyyy #sorry i never shipped bucky and sarah but have fun with this y’all #sam wilson #bucky barnes #sarah wilson #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #sambucky

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precious-little-scoundrel · 3 months

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i hope u know u have destroyed me w ur description of major cleven back there and i expect every detail of major egan’s as well now

P.S CLEVEN SO IS A SPLUTTER

Long love our gushing little eager sprinkler Cleven!

Now, on to Major John Egan who will definitely blush up to his ears regarding what I shall relay over the covers of this our sleepover, but who will nonetheless be tuned in with unabashed curiosity to hear what we make of him and to catch -he dearly hopes- some word of admiration and applause for his pleasing proportions…

Cock-versations: John “Bucky” Egan edition

nsfw (AF!) under the cut:

So we’ve talked about Gale Cleven and his ken doll perfect silicon-esque, beauty pageant pretty cock, how it’s shaped and sized as if to be a dildo, as immaculate as that face he possesses, feels a little otherworldly to be even dealing with it kinda cock.

But Bucky? Oh that’s no cherub for you, that’s a salt of the earth man.

Where Gale Cleven’s appendage could get passed up in a line up of fakes as another perfect fake, there’s something to be said about a cock so singular, rugged and wonderfully human there’s no doubting it’s a genuine -if utterly shocking- article.

If Gale Cleven is a renaissance pillar, John Egan is a gnarled oak tree.

Hear me out:

For one: The sheer size. Tree-worthy, a mighty oak, a stalwart redwood, a hardened maple. But also, a tad bent, and curving up, partly because all that length must go somewhere. And oh -trust me, there’s length. But there’s also girth. But here’s what’s funny, my sweets, length and girth as we have said but were you to lay this cock next to say, bratwurst or the average petite pubic bone, you might be a little shocked by just how large it is. Because when seen in the wild, seen at liberty, attached to the man himself, it appears deceivingly moderate.

It’s the opposite of Cleven’s slim hips and jutting pillar illusion. Instead, with Bucky you’ve got mighty thighs and a huge torso and broad shoulders that could carry the globe. You would be forgiven for thinking he’s nicely equipped while not rightfully proportioning it to you, to the rest of us mortals.

Taken alone or…into oneself, you suddenly realize you’re riding a telephone pole and…now we are back to the tree imagery again. Huge, bent a bit, a tendency to grow and throb the harder he gets, but most of all -we all know and love that very special vein running along the underside of a dick. But for Egan? That whole vein is an extra ridge, like a three leaf clover cock sorta thing: if you’ve seen one you never forget it, and when I tell you it rubs your stretched little rim to madness with it’s extra ridge, I’m not using hyperbole.

Closing thoughts: less of a bright Barbie pink tip like Cleven’s and more of a constant pretty multi shade of purples, all along, sack and all. shockingly huge balls to go with it, even deeper plummy shade for these. perhaps the hottest and warmest cum blast you’ve ever felt, those swimmers have been sheltered and simmered in between those thighs waiting just for you, after all.

#masters of the air #mota asks #thinking Bucky thoughts #naughty sleepovers #hey marina #Callum Turner I’m so sorry if you read this but also : am I right?!#cock-versations

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tessabennet · 1 year

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I couldn’t help myself

Barbie movie MCU edition

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lavenderpanic · 7 months

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I JUST FOUND THIS PROPAGANDA POSTER FROM 1943???

#was this like... not meant to be super homosexual and erotic?#I've never met a sub good enough to be worth $7 million but hey you never know #wwii #history #world war ii #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stucky #stevebucky

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potofsoup · 2 years

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WELP, IT’S BEEN A YEAR

Are you tired of trying to look on the bright side, and to keep faith? Cause I sure am. But also -- the alternative is far less helpful in making the changes that we need. So: to tiny steps in the right direction, to voting and all the million other things we do to bend the long arc of history.

8 previous years’ birthday comics on tumblr and AO3.

(I guess I also have it in booklet format, too.)

#happy birthday steve #ugh this year has been a rough one #but I'm still here #and hey tumblr is still here too #and better than before!#steve rogers #sam wilson #bucky barnes #sarah wilson #my annual ritual of pretending to be Steve Rogers to process current events

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georgieluz · 12 days

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the stars are dimmed by clouds and tears and all i wish is gone away

#eugene roe #doc roe #band of brothers #hbo war #hbowaredit #bobedit #julian made a thing #anyway sorry these have ugly colouring and lazy cropping #but this is one of my favourite songs and it always makes me think of hbowar so i had to pair it up with gene #it's kind of a sledge and bucky song for me too but hey :) jess wanted doc roe gifs and i am here to provide!

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steveybucky · 3 months

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Sometimes I think about if Bucky hadn’t fallen from the train, and how he never left Steve’s side the whole war so he absolutely would have been on the plane with Steve. And assuming there actually wasn’t a way to land the plane safely, they would’ve gone down together because dammit he meant til the end of the line. And they would’ve woken up in 2012 together. They would’ve both been out of time but they at least would’ve had each other

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #hey Disney it’s me again #my pitch for the next what if season

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vitally-undead-bitch · 2 months

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trying to figure out where my love of murderous, (sometimes pathetic), unstable, pretty, morally grey or downright evil could-kill-me-if-they-wanted-to men/creatures came from

most recent fuckers

been a whole ass year since i first watched the show, this fucker still holds my mind like the recent fuckers

then theres this sweetie pie, (i like love both versions of bucky)

now this fucker has been in my head for years, but he did not start this

i even had a thing for this fluffer, and hes a animal!

so where did it all begin, id have to say............ pause for dramatic effect

i cant remember but im guessing it started with the lion, or maybe my double dosage of daddy issues ive got a thing for voices too so

oh almost forgot

i like him too^

#who started it #ill never know #deadpool is hilarious #homelander x reader #homelander #ivar x reader #ivar the boneless #the winter soldier #bucky x reader #black noir #black noir x reader #deadpool x reader #oh hey they all give looks that could kill #some more literally than others

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alienoresimagines · 19 days

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*Before the Műnster mission*

Crank : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with war crimes?

Bucky : Stop romanticizing the past.

#listen crank i get where you're coming from #but bucky has been a war widow for one day and he isn't taking it well #and sadly for you buck didn't left a manual on how to handle a drunk bucky let alone a grieving one #hey at least he slayed during his war widow era #the only things that suffered from it were his morals not his looks #bucky egan #clegan #john egan #charles cruikshank #mota #masters of the air #mota incorrect quotes

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burninblood · 8 months

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Thunderbolts exclusive art print for NY Comicon, by Geraldo Borges

#comics #thunderbolts comics #buckynat #bucky barnes #winter soldier #thunderbolts #yelena belova #sharon carter #us agent #shang chi #red guardian #sorry but I'm not calling bucky the revolution I know he is in denial rn but he is the winter soldier lmao #also not really buckynat but hey they are together in the same image XDDDD crumbs!

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johnslittlespoon · 2 months

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guys i accidentally just. on discord. brainrotted 1900+ words of uhhh modern au buckbucky john rimming his 'straight' very vanilla bestfriend gale and it all spawned from this concept

and listen. this wasn't intentional. i know i have so many wips. but surely... a little bit of very head over heels john enthusiastically eating gale out (and very selfishly hoping gale can't stop thinking about him when he hooks up with marge from then on) can't hurt... as a treat....

#anyway lmk if i should actually do smth with this #this is how 99% of my ideas spawn #just poor @curtsbigspoon watching me lose it on discord #and me being like damn i should probably just write this hey #after an hour of straight up deranged brainrot #johnslittlespoon brainrot #johnslittlespoon spicy #buckbucky #buck x bucky #johnslittlespoon yaps

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ex0rin · 7 months

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Very Important Scenes (1/?): Frenchie in a crop top.

#also hughie because i can gif nothing without my babygirl #cara gifs #hughie campbell #jack quaid #frenchie #tomer capone #the boys #i adore him too just fyi #also hey hughie #you uh #you upset cause daddy abandoned you?#just wondering #me with my chin in my hands #going :uwu: at the screen while making these #if any of my htp fam are looking at this:#cole and bucky waiting for rumlow to come home

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ministarfruit · 2 years

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simon blackquill peaking at age 17 is so funny because it's only downhill from here, buddy. enjoy it while it lasts

#ace attorney #simon blackquill #bucky whet #juniper woods #athena cykes #uendo toneido #geiru toneido #he looks like a generic anime boy and it makes me laugh #I'M KIDDING ABOUT THE PEAKING BTW. he'll find happiness regardless #I just think it's incredibly amusing for him to be a neighbourhood Good Boy #his corruption arc hasn't hit yet #just a polite little man. he'll babysit for you. he'll help you cook #simon's generic anime boy era is so funny because present day simon would feel the primordial urge to attack him #(athena) hey simon remember when you were nice #(simon) let me make one thing clear. I am not nice #I have never BEEN nice #if you even INSINUATE that I would commit niceties...#(athena) when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted you'd buy me all of them #(simon) a practical solution.

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amarriageoftrueminds · 1 year

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something i love is how Steve Rogers canonically takes after his mother. both appearance wise and in terms of his ideals

too bad the mcu's powers that be didn't care to explore steve or bucky's backstories beyond catws, or else we could've gotten an actual appearance from Sarah, but that's ok future projects can fix this /copium

but anyways Steve is canonical Momma's Boy, I wish marvel would remember lol

now if only marvel could also remember that Bucky Barnes is a protector and steve's guardian angel with a shotgun (or i guess sniper rifle, during the war)

cuz if marvel did then they could be genius and retroactively give us flashbacks/scenes in the past that put Bucky back there with little Steve and show interactions between Bucky and Sarah and have Steve's mom thank him for looking out for her fighter of a son, and also retroactively include scenes of Bucky's family reacting to their kid choosing to pick up the disabled little bullied Irish kid and decide he must protect hehe

there's too much good shit there that sets up the true nature of Bucky and Steve's friendship, which i feel like marvel writers kinda forgot over the years and replaced it with caricature-ish flat understanding of both Bucky and Steve, so such scenes would be good to remind writers and the audience of why they've been caring about each other and give insight into their parents

Am I the only one who gets the vibe that, quite apart from wanting to unravel any plot-threads which undermine the specialness to Steve of the Token Female they bothered to put in the Cap movies... they don't want Steve to be a Mammy's Boy, cuz they see that as less acceptably manly and cool?

Like: Tony is allowed to obsess over what his dad thought of him, across multiple movies (and ditto what the Odinson boys thought of Odin's opinion of them) but mothers only matter if, and only while, they're being fridged?

Ditto with Bucky's mother too, now I think about it (at least his dad also gets zero mention or exposure). And it would be so sweet and easy to have flashbacks of kid Steve and Bucky -- it would even save them the hassle of having to pay for the adult stars, to film!

Also can you imagine kid-Bucky, already a worrier, asking Sarah what Steve's dad died of and finding out he died from having bad lungs and this just unlocking a whole new level of nightmares for him about Steve and his 'fuck you imma fight everyone in this dirty dank alleyway with bad air' attitude. 😩

I absolutely 100% headcanon Bucky and Sarah as having a whole unspoken language between them, as the only two people on earth who get Steve. I always imagined there would be a whole series of private memories -- moments of non-verbal communication between him and her -- which even Steve himself wasn't privy to.

#historically accurate stucky tag #toAyourQ #dat's me #hey nonny #stucky meta #kid steve and bucky #WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THEM #sarah especially we should've seen it's actually criminal we had screentime wasted on others over her #they really just blatantly did not give a shit about doing comics-Steve justice #he's not the guy they want they want Soldier Boy #remember folks: REBLOG 🔁 / DON'T JUST LIKE 🤍

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