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buthearmeouttho · 3 days
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ITS NOT MY FAULT PLACES ARE EASY TO GET INTO
If I was part of the mcu (pt. 44)
Zemo, in the prison cell or whatever, saying the trigger words:
Bucky:
me, when he’s done: bitch.
Bucky, spinning around so fast he almost snapped his neck: HOW—
Me: don’t worry about it:3
Zemo: you have a talent for getting into places you aren’t supposed to be in, don’t you? Here to punch me again? (reference to pt. 5)
Me: mmmmmaybe. I haven’t decided you’re pretty chill since you’re done with the whole revenge thing.
Zemo: thank you (?)
Bucky: SECURITY!
Me: NU-UH *latches on to arm* you can’t do that
Zemo: you two have a very interesting relationship between eachother
Bucky: shut up! She’s a horrible chaos creature—GET OFF MY METAL ARM! STOP IT!
Me: that’s what you think of me:(((
Me: GOOD
Bucky: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING ON SO TIGHT?? THE METAL MOVES AND SHFTS IT WOULD BE PINCHING YOUR SKIN
Me: STOP YELLING AT ME
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buthearmeouttho · 4 days
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If I was part of the mcu (pt. 44)
Zemo, in the prison cell or whatever, saying the trigger words:
Bucky:
me, when he’s done: bitch.
Bucky, spinning around so fast he almost snapped his neck: HOW—
Me: don’t worry about it:3
Zemo: you have a talent for getting into places you aren’t supposed to be in, don’t you? Here to punch me again? (reference to pt. 5)
Me: mmmmmaybe. I haven’t decided you’re pretty chill since you’re done with the whole revenge thing.
Zemo: thank you (?)
Bucky: SECURITY!
Me: NU-UH *latches on to arm* you can’t do that
Zemo: you two have a very interesting relationship between eachother
Bucky: shut up! She’s a horrible chaos creature—GET OFF MY METAL ARM! STOP IT!
Me: that’s what you think of me:(((
Me: GOOD
Bucky: HOW ARE YOU HOLDING ON SO TIGHT?? THE METAL MOVES AND SHFTS IT WOULD BE PINCHING YOUR SKIN
Me: STOP YELLING AT ME
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buthearmeouttho · 5 days
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shushshshshshhshshshshh
hm.
crime?
…….depends.
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buthearmeouttho · 6 days
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I’m saying ur in denial
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Pout
I DON'T POUT!
*pouting*
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buthearmeouttho · 7 days
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DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT. AND YOUR HUSBAND IS G A Y
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Pout
I DON'T POUT!
*pouting*
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buthearmeouttho · 9 days
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I will find you if you do that third option
From one to another, where do you go once rock bottom is hit?
--James.
Either I go to Steve, or I binge Golden Girls and punch shit.
There's also the option of running away to a random city and starting a new, secret life until the military shows up, but that one gets some bad reviews.
Oh, and there was that one time I went to a shelter and got a cat.
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buthearmeouttho · 9 days
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🫵pout
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Pout
I DON'T POUT!
*pouting*
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buthearmeouttho · 9 days
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I’LL HELP
As far as Steve knows, I have mostly been kept at the office filing paperwork after a brief, uneventful, mission.
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If he finds out he'll be all upset and call me a hypocrite, like I wanted to do this.
This was Sam's fault, anyway. (looking at you @samwilson-official)
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buthearmeouttho · 9 days
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Yelena says I can do crime:(
I wish
to commit
Ç ř ī m ë
nO
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buthearmeouttho · 9 days
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Me: did I say you were pretty? No. I said ur mom was pretty. Ur a fossil.
Hear Me out:
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Sarah and Joseph Rogers, Played by Saoirse Ronan and Jack Davenport.
Steve Rogers (played by Chris Evans) has got a mix of both their features:
Mother: cheekbones, hair color, eye color, chin, general facial structure- preserum.
Father: eye shape, eyebrows, jawline, nose, lips, general facial structure- post serum
Also,, both Jack and Saoirse are period drama actors.👀
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buthearmeouttho · 10 days
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Me if I was in the mcu, looking at Steve's family photos:
*calls steve*
Steve: yeah kid, what's up?
Me: your mom
Me: is so fucking pretty
Hear Me out:
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Sarah and Joseph Rogers, Played by Saoirse Ronan and Jack Davenport.
Steve Rogers (played by Chris Evans) has got a mix of both their features:
Mother: cheekbones, hair color, eye color, chin, general facial structure- preserum.
Father: eye shape, eyebrows, jawline, nose, lips, general facial structure- post serum
Also,, both Jack and Saoirse are period drama actors.👀
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buthearmeouttho · 10 days
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nu uh I finished a 33 chapter novel draft with over 90000 words so
I wish
to commit
Ç ř ī m ë
nO
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buthearmeouttho · 12 days
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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buthearmeouttho · 13 days
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BOO
I wish
to commit
Ç ř ī m ë
nO
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buthearmeouttho · 13 days
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this was from last YEAR lmao
Cap check @buckybarnesoffical 's account. Him and Sam are about to fight (to the death? Maybe) Shuri is there with popcorn and some on Nat's children are watching Loki/Mobius's sons are chanting fight and I don't think it's going to end well
To be fair I too, was chanting Fight
I have a feeling I'm a tad bit late to answering this ask.
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buthearmeouttho · 13 days
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boo
I wish
to commit
Ç ř ī m ë
nO
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buthearmeouttho · 14 days
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I DID IT. I FINISHED WRITING MY WHOLE STORY DRAFT. 33 CHAPTERS+THE PROLOUGE AND EPALOUGE
AND I ACCIDENTALLY FORSHADOWED STUFF AND IT FITS TOGETHER SO PERFECTLY
I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING
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