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#He would say this
girl-named-matty · 2 months
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Sebastian: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Low Tier Thunder God lmao
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a-deck-of-cards · 9 months
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Damian: I’m sorry I insulted you. I was trying to flirt.
Jon: . . .
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witteautism · 9 months
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Oh
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athenepromachos · 1 year
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This 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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😁😁😁😁😁
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lesbianchemicalplant · 8 months
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<The best part of Animorphs was when we said “IT'S ANIMORPHIN' TIME”> Marco said. <And Animorphed all over those guys.>
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irlwakko · 1 month
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*chester voice* you kids these days with your 'Pro Nouns'. back in MY day no one referred to each other >:| AND THAT WAS HOW WE LIKED IT!!!!!!
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Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
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bakedbananners · 2 years
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inspired by my favorite post
[image description: art of Magnus chase. He is wearing a green shirt and denim jacket with a necklace that has a white stone with an F written on it. He is extending his hand towards the screen with a kind smile. There’s a text bubble next to his face that reads: “lets take ibuprofen together”. End description.]
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flowergirlmiwa · 10 months
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Ha! Ha! Ha! I love yuri!
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dawnthefox24 · 6 days
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MW Cole: *is opening a bottle of whiskey* I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room. MW Sombra:*takes the bottle away* your not drinking that crap... MW Cole:...Your no fun... MW Sombra:*pinches the bridge of her nose* Your not being drunk for your therapy session
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luciality · 1 year
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arthur "heroin is good for you actually" kirkland
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residentgayguy · 2 months
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Fyodor going to a museum be like:
Fyodor: no, the Romans actually didn't do that, that's a myth
Worker: with all due respect, we are a museum and our staff are experts in their fields so I think they would know-
Fyodor: bitch were they there? Didn't see them there when I was gossiping and drinking fine wine with julius caesar
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pollenallergie · 8 months
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You: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Billy Knight: Your husband 🥰
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Asra: The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time. :D
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Y'all ever thought about if Damian and Jason got in a Argument Jason will straight up say "I fucked your mom" without hesitation? Since he's dated Talia. Like it'll straight up go
Damian: that's why you're the Family mistake, Todd.
Jason: oh yeah? Well guess what?
Damian: I'm not playing your ga—
Jason: I fucked your mom.
*Babs, Cass and Tim in the background like*
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