the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

listening to the columbia student radio show covering the ongoing situation around student arrests and protests, something easy to put on to feel less disconnected right now

I am hunger striking

hi, I’m going to be joining my friends in a hunger strike to protest the injustice and oppression of the people in Gaza. it’s been almost 200 days of forced starvation.

this is a SAFE hunger strike, and if you plan on joining- consult @ibtisams post on hunger striking which has some safety information.

to sponsor my hunger strike, donate any amount of money to Anera, an organization currently providing aid. after donating, send me proof of donation through an ask or a dm (show the date but no other personal information is required)!

my hunger strike will start on the first of May, and i will add an extra day to my hunger strike for every collective $50 donated (you can donate anyyyyy amount). i will not hunger strike for more than 10 days for safety reasons, so i am aiming to have $500 donated to Anera.

thank you all for your support 💘🇵🇸

This dance is not mutual.

He would’ve started collecting ugly monkey merch when he’s older 🤔

people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

This is Mercy, Violence's patron/parole officer who very much means well but who is very much an out-of-touch overworked non-profit employee. She and Vi are connected via fine magical golden chains.

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening. Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N. He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas. “And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn't have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

What the dog doin'? 🥩🐕

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

me when i'm in an amazingly written female characters' competition and my opponent is toph beifong 😨

only in the darkest depths does courage truly shine

[ID: art of kageyama shigeo from mob psycho 100 in bright red and dark greens, he is wearing a plain shirt and pants. his hands are held before his face, which is partly obscured in shadow. bright teal sparks emit from his body and scatter across the background. broken pieces of concrete flow in front of him. end ID.]

smiling through it all can't believe this is my life