BOYS12!!!

i mean that is also not a pipe. that was a pretty significant thing about it. like i understand where you’re coming from here but that very much is not a pipe.

note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

my Spotify app is doing this super fun thing where every time I try to like a song it adds it to my zoey total drama playlist instead. because it’s my most recently edited playlist. the reason it’s always my most recently edited playlist is because Spotify won’t stop adding songs to it

YESSSSSS MIKE REMEMBERS ALL OF ZOEYS PLUSHIE LORE he may have trouble with remembering things due to dissociation but he always remembers the tiniest details regarding zoeys special interests the rest of the system is actually surprised. mal makes fun of him for being a lovey dovey loser (as if mal doesnt also pick up on small details when it comes to whoever you ship him with hes just not vocal about it cuz hes EVIL /affectionate)

I think Mike would do what I do and keep a little notebook with him at all times to write down anything and everything that he doesn’t want to forget (the notebook’s just a scattered array of bulleted lists and paragraphs and random numbers with the occasional doodle here and there and random post it notes shoved in). And he thinks every single thing Zoey tells him is of The Utmost Importance so whenever she’s talking he’s just scribbling away in that thing like a news reporter

also re: Mal noticing little details. now anon, I am. a Malejandro. and I think that even post-TDAS, Alejandro still sleeps in a sleeping bag, and even just sometimes just chills in one of being in an open space gets too overwhelming, and Mal sees him do that and is like “huh. well that IS weird, but I don’t want him to FEEL weird” so Mal comes to their next hangout prepared and when Alejandro gets in his sleeping bag Mal just. Rolls out a sleeping bag of his own and gets in like it’s no big deal. and neither of them acknowledge it or bring it up later. In Mal’s mind this is the nicest thing he’s ever done for anyone

Does anyone want to see my wet ass p word

lesbian: *breathes*

someone who learned all of their queer theory from 2014 tumblr: ummmmmmm feels a little terfy and biphobic :////

so many of y’all are too busy trying to define lesbianism as explicitly inclusive of men and making sure we’re nice and palatable to straight people and making people feel secure in the fact that anyone can still like men, even the dykes! that you straight up ignore or erase the very prominent part of lesbophobia that comes from us not liking men, and you talk over and ignore us whenever we talk about how isolating it is to not like men when everyone else around you does because it doesn’t fit your narrative that queer labels and identities are one-size-fits-all and the mere idea of lesbians existing shatters your ideal world where everyone has wiggle room in their sexuality. reinventing the “lesbians aren’t exclusive, there’s a man for everyone! they just need to find Mr Right” isn’t progressive just because you throw in a couple buzzwords that sound good and give people warm and fuzzies

welch’s juice aesthetic

frustration collection

Why is there literally a song being made about how they wish a pillow princess on their ex?

Why are we being used as an insult?

I'm 30 and until about 4 to 5 years ago I thought I was a broken lesbian because of things like this.

There is nothing wrong with stone identities or pillow princesses.

I see people asking '' is it bad'' or if they are bad, and some people just answering yes. Like??? I just know some are gonna feel wrong, just like I did. Just like others do or did.

Sid Dorey, you should be ashamed of yourself. (they are on tiktok with this song, I'm not putting a link as I refuse to promote them on my tumblr but it's awful.)

How can you claim to be a part of our community and ridicule us in such a VILE way.

I hope many of us stand up to this and show how wrong this is because I legit feel like crying. This internal little part of shame I will always carry just got hurt all over again.

But we ARE valid. We DO belong. We are NOT wrong.

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me