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l3monlem0n · 1 month

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Mr. Vickers seems to be busy

I need to stop with the whatsapp format; it's making me want to puke. Still worth the joke

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violent138 · 28 days

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HC that Jason and Dick have very different strategies for handling Tim's repeated jokes about killing himself.

Jason: "Why don't you just stay out of this one, Dickhead? Let the kid make his own decision."

Dick, kicking Jason: "Tim think about the consequences--"

Tim, more annoyed by the conversation than anything, slumped on the table: "The whole point is that there are no consequences."

Dick: "--if you killed yourself, you'd violate the no-killing rule and Bruce would revive you to be disappointed and make your life miserable."

Jason, to Dick: "You're such an idiot."

Tim: *bursts into laughter*

Alfred: *booking therapy*

#I think Dick is Tim's hero but simultaneously the lamest older brother ever #idk if this makes sense it's just a slightly modified conversation that me and @honestabbi had #Dick likely understands the intention but has to do that older sibling thing of being the voice of reason #guys I don't know how to tag things so if you think this one needs more/different ones lmk #shitty likely already done textposts #batbros #batposting #batman #cw sui joke #tw suicide #tim drake #jason todd

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lemony-and-zesty · 3 months

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killing them both, exploding them with my brain

#hitman!john dory #trolls band together #trolls world tour #john dory #chaz #zesty draws #chazdory #cw sui joke #<- pls tell me if i tagged this wrong i do not wanna trigger anyone

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flapjacked69 · 3 months

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SUICIDE CANCELLED !! 🎉🎉🎉

#cw sui joke #OHMMYMYT #WHO ELSE CHEERED #trafalgar d water law #fem trafalgar law #one piece

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shartfinz · 7 months

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I wrote a fanfiction in my head because Fern is my Barbie doll but I will never explain because I'm embarrassed that i play barbie dolls in my head

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anexistingexistence · 4 months

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Darlin', scrubbing Bright's hair in the bathtub: You have to stop falling off rooftops, dude. Or-

Bright Eyes, who's heard this same lecture a dozen times already: "or at least get the mud off of ya before it dries and gets all crusty" yeah yeah, I know.

Darlin': Well if you know it so damn well then maybe you should start doing that.

Bright Eyes: [OnO]

//Since their turning, Bright has not been the most comfortable with physical touch/intimacy. Darlin' is the only exception//

Darlin': Or, you know, if you actually went out of the forest-y bits of town, you just might split your skull on the concrete. Your brains and blood are gonna be even more difficult to get out of your hair.

Bright Eyes, with a way too wide grin: I-

Darlin': Hey! ... Do you plan to put ten bucks in your suicide joke jar today?

Bright Eyes: William's not given me my allowance yet.

Darlin': Exactly. So hush it.

//They're both not exactly sure why//

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted darlin #redacted bright eyes #just to be safe #tw sui joke #cw sui joke

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fucky-oureyes · 8 days

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more memes because i've been Incredibly stressed and have problems: mainly huntershipping version

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rotteneldritchhorror · 8 days

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One of the best TNTL bits HANDS DOWN.

Also Damien’s reactions through it all— the consistent accents, the fucking bounce dancing, the (personal) constant waiting for one of them to suggest death and then one of them just suggesting it twice in a row, the ending of ‘maybe don’t go to the party’, THE FACT THAT DAMIEN IS IN THE STOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE

It’s so good

#also. again. Damien’s so pretty #I want the outfit #Damien let me raid your wardrobe challenge #smosh #damien haas #smosh damien #smoshblr #smosh pit #smosh tntl #cw sui joke #🪲

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cicicolorao · 5 months

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Rayman hyperfixation……….. Captain Laserhawk hyperfixation…………. I like drawing the edgelord goofy as hell actually

#captain laserhawk #captain lazerhawk bullfrog #captain lazerhawk rayman #clh #clhabdr #clh ramon #cw sui joke #fully believe Ramon is gonna calm down in season 2 but still have some screws loose #give us a fucking season 2 please #let bullfrog train the next brotherhood #rayman origins and rayman legends have a tasty artstyle yum

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phoenix-before-the-flame · 27 days

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Low Tier Thunder God lmao

#fairy tail #fairy tail fanart #laxus dreyar #fairy tail laxus #ft laxus #fanart #digital drawing #digital art #my art #phoenix draws #cw sui joke #<- as a just in case #if i need to tag it as anythin else lemme know and ill drop it on 👍👍👍#anyways goin through my folder of memes to draw bcus everytime i look away more keeps gettin added to it lol #this has probs been done before but like cmon #he would say this

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l3monlem0n · 1 month

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I should not be allowed access to basic imaging software

Apologies for any mistake in the Russian text; I used Google translate and got one (1) criticism from a guy who deleted his comment after two (2) seconds