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girl-named-matty · 1 month

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Sebastian: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

#hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #this is canon #he would say this #write that down

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a-deck-of-cards · 9 months

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Damian: I’m sorry I insulted you. I was trying to flirt.

Jon: . . .

#he would say this #no filter whatsoever #mans autistic #forgive him #jondami #autistic damian wayne #damian wayne #jonathan kent #supersons #dc comics

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phoenix-before-the-flame · 23 days

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Low Tier Thunder God lmao

#fairy tail #fairy tail fanart #laxus dreyar #fairy tail laxus #ft laxus #fanart #digital drawing #digital art #my art #phoenix draws #cw sui joke #<- as a just in case #if i need to tag it as anythin else lemme know and ill drop it on 👍👍👍#anyways goin through my folder of memes to draw bcus everytime i look away more keeps gettin added to it lol #this has probs been done before but like cmon #he would say this

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witteautism · 8 months

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Oh

#the owl house #philip wittebane #toh #emperor belos #owl house #my art #kid Belos #he is so Skrunkly #belosposting.jpg #kidbelosposting.jpg #the owl house philip #he would say this #maybe #who knows #tw death threat?#toh fanart #the owl house fanart

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athenepromachos · 1 year

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This 👇👇👇👇👇👇

😁😁😁😁😁

#henry cavill #inner nerd 🤓#gaming nerd #so true #he would say this #adorkable #such a dork #we love him for it #♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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irlwakko · 18 days

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*chester voice* you kids these days with your 'Pro Nouns'. back in MY day no one referred to each other >:| AND THAT WAS HOW WE LIKED IT!!!!!!

#i was thinking about how the system would react if you asked for their pronouns #and chester's the only one i'm confident about #he would say this

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bakedbananners · 2 years

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inspired by my favorite post

[image description: art of Magnus chase. He is wearing a green shirt and denim jacket with a necklace that has a white stone with an F written on it. He is extending his hand towards the screen with a kind smile. There’s a text bubble next to his face that reads: “lets take ibuprofen together”. End description.]

#magnus chase #riordanverse #mcga #pjo #my art #he would say this

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luciality · 1 year

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arthur "heroin is good for you actually" kirkland

#aph england #hws england #he would say this #shut up luci

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residentgayguy · 2 months

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Fyodor going to a museum be like:

Fyodor: no, the Romans actually didn't do that, that's a myth

Worker: with all due respect, we are a museum and our staff are experts in their fields so I think they would know-

Fyodor: bitch were they there? Didn't see them there when I was gossiping and drinking fine wine with julius caesar

#bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd #he would say this #it is canon to me that this had happened before

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pollenallergie · 8 months

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You: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Billy Knight: Your husband 🥰

#you can’t tell me this isn’t accurate #because it is #he would say this #billy knight #billy knight x reader #billy knight strike

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flowergirlmiwa · 9 months

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Ha! Ha! Ha! I love yuri!

#my post #he would say this #getting cheesed off by the lazy posts?#yuri memes

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veganflavoredtitties · 1 year

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Y'all ever thought about if Damian and Jason got in a Argument Jason will straight up say "I fucked your mom" without hesitation? Since he's dated Talia. Like it'll straight up go

Damian: that's why you're the Family mistake, Todd.

Jason: oh yeah? Well guess what?

Damian: I'm not playing your ga—

Jason: I fucked your mom.

*Babs, Cass and Tim in the background like*