#GET THOSE EGGS!!!!!
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#wojakified#splatoon 3#splatoon#splatoon art#salmon run#salmon run next wave#GET THOSE EGGS!!!!!#forget the bosses ok!#inkling#octoling#my splatoon art
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SHE'S DONE! after a thousand years, she's finally done! ...or at least I'm done with her! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy my gifs, I am begging you)
now you know the real reason I haven't been obsessively drawing Meleanor, which is that I was in fact obsessively drawing Meleanor but in secret. plus a little background just for fun!
I am. not super happy with her rig; parts of her proved way more difficult than I expected and I very quickly hit the point of "okay, this is a silly fan project and not something that I'm being paid for or has to be really functional, time to MANUALLY KEY ALL THE VERTICES FOREVER". I think the end result came out pretty okay though! just...don't look too close. :')
I recorded some of the drawing part, so I might put that up later! in the meantime I am going to make her do stupid poses for my own enjoyment!
#art#twisted wonderland#brace yourselves for the spoiler tags#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#gif warning#gifs that will yeet an egg into your face warning#(no shadows on the transparent gifs because gif compression eats feathered edges for breakfast)#for once i actually had a think about a couple of animations to do before i started!#don't get me wrong i still wasted a ton of time drawing a bunch of extra hands that will never be used#but you know that's still progress for me#getting to wiggle those little lace fronds around almost made up for the absolute hell the rest of the cape was
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A new challenger approaches (slowly)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen chao#jin zixuan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play?#Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track.#The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic.#A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing!#I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact.#It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn.#Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle.#Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators!#You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head.#I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.
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the arryn line has died out so many times they always have a backup line ready to be the next arryn, these bitches are just sooooo bad at living. everyone’s always picking on the starks for getting nearly wiped out but damn ned & cat really hunkered down and repopulated the hell out of the family tree, like the starklings aren’t doing that bad, meanwhile you just like, sneeze too hard in the direction of the eyrie and the whole arryn line is on the brink of extinction, but it’s okay, they follow strict osha guidelines in the vale and they have a protocol for this very common scenario
#it was like 3 separate times in the history PLUS harry harding where the narrator is like ‘yeah they had to just this random cousin out#their ass because the whole line died. all the sons And the daughters And the dad had no siblings’ LIKE WHY ARE THEY INCAPABLE OF KEEPING IT#GOING OMG#rani liveblogs asoiaf#house arryn#i am waiting for my fire & blood hold to come in 💀💀 i made little notes when i was listening to the targs section about things that#interested me or that i thought could be involved in plot/prophecy stuff so i listen harder for certain stuff during fire & blood#then it’s dunk & egg. i’ve been listening to a clash of kings between all this it’s just that the series are audiobooks i own & the#other things are ones i checked out so i have to listen to those Now. esp fire & blood that hold list was so long 😭😭 but audiobooks are#expensive i can only get so many!!!!#a song of ice and fire
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reddit ama has confirmed my dream.
#homestuck#my art#june#june egbert#daily post#day 108#GET OUTTA THAT EGG GIRL <3#also happy upd8!!! to those who celebrate :3
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it’s 3am so watch me commiserate over this clip that’s been living in my head rent free for months now and making me sad once again after recent events
that feeling of it being just dapper and q!bad against the world returns once again
“i’m the only one who can watch you”
it’s the fact that the guy that would sacrifice eveything for any of the kids to stay safe, no matter how much strife or hatred or nasty words any of the parents could throw at him, is the one who feels like he has no one watching out for his own but himself. dapper is only an afterthought to the others. someone to remember only after all the terrible things have already happened. of course the halo family has others who they trust, but over and over again it’s shown that there’s a reason why q!bad is basically dapper’s whole world and why dapper is his sunshine
this is isn’t something new. they’ve both always shared this sentiment. dapper, the sole escapee off egg island, having only his dad at his side as they ran to that boat. and more recently, no one making sure dapper could ride out on the train with the rest of the islanders and eggs into the new server when they left that library
they “left me behind” and “just forgot me”
thankfully q!etoiles started to run back, but the fact that no one checked in the first place, that it seemed like q!etoiles was really the only one to notice even though plenty of others saw that dapper was online and around. q!bad is the only one who’s ever had dapper as priority number one in anything
that poor kid said it herself, she thinks she’s not one of the favorites. he thinks the others will be prioritized first. and they’re unfortunately likely right about that unless it comes to their dad
so the mantra continues; it’s simply dapper and q!bad against the world, to have each others backs, to live and die for each other
#the fact that bad was completely ready to run back for the other kids at the end of purg 1#but decided to place his trust that the parents would do whatever they could to get their kids bc he knew if he wasn’t there for dapper#no one else would and he was right#also#i just got really sad remembering watching dapper walking down those tracks by himself#she’s strong but she’s also still just baby :(#his tendency to think little of himself comes from dad#qsmp#qsmp dapper#dapper the egg#q!badboyhalo#badboyhalo#video#long post kind of?#also i say 3am post but i didn’t finish writing this until like 3:40am so rip
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im about to end this man's entire career
#malleus draconia#twst#twisted wonderland#was not expecting this to get so much traction on twitter i made it in like 5 minutes sgjkdfg#their friendship name is malletouille by the way#mal talks to remy like he would any other person and remy just stare at him with those big ol bug eyes#mal didn't want to accept remy's help at first because of his pride#but he was really struggling in master chef and he relented after he accidentally exploded an egg for the 50th time when trying to crack it#with remy's help mal passed master chef with flying colors and they remain good friends to this day#fun fact remy is canonically one of the strongest beings in existence because as long as his host as hair he can control them completely#(remy ratatouille solos malleus draconia)
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I think too much in real life to fully let myself enjoy some activities so I'm going to live vicariously through the characters I write 🙃
He's here for pleasure. You're not under any illusion about his intentions. Sure, he'll let you snuggle up beside him afterwards, playing with the little soft curls on his chest. He'll kiss your forehead and smooth your hair and you'll laugh together about the silliest things but it's no secret that it's the sex that keeps him coming back.
Secretly, it's exactly what you need too. It works well for both of you. You get someone who has the confidence and experience to show you things you didn't even think you'd be into and you get to simply enjoy the way he gets off on pleasuring you. There's no need to feel shy around a man who's told you his secret filthy fantasies.
"What's one thing you've always wanted to do but have never had a chance to?" You probe one evening, taking your necklace off and placing it on the bedside table, well aware he's probably wearing more of your lipgloss that you are after the way he greeted you at the hotel room door.
You hop onto the bed to take your shoes off, enjoying how the mattress bounces you slightly.
He doesn't answer right away, pouring two glasses of a sweet, chilled Riesling before handing one to you. You take a sip, trying not to put him under pressure but the time he's taking to consider your question makes you even more curious.
"If I tell you, I'd like you to try it with me. So how badly do you want to know?" He stands in front of you and places the glass to his lips and in that moment, you couldn't want anything more than you want to fulfil a fantasy for him. You want to be something he's never had and offer him opportunities to enjoy your body that he might never have again.
"Tell me. We'll do it." You hardly even have to think about it.
"I'd like to lick you. All of you. Run my tongue all over your body. Find what makes you shiver. Find what makes you moan. Find the places that are so ticklish you need me to stop. I want to lick all the places you've never been licked before. If you'll let me." He really could make anything sound appealing.
Excitement fizzles in your core and a real desperation begins to build. Just being around this man makes you wet so you can't help the fact you're ready for him already.
"If that's what you want to do, I'll let you." If you're honest with yourself, you'd probably agree no matter what he asked for. You trust him enough to know he won't take you further than you're comfortable with.
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You knew what you were signing up for but you didn't think it'd feel like this. Why the hell haven't you tried this before?
He's kneeling at the end of the bed, stroking his cock while his hot, wet, stiff tongue flicks gently against your asshole and there's no denying how much you're enjoying the pressure there. You couldn't hide it if you tried. You're so wet, you're practically dripping and it only spurs him on. It's intimate in a way you don't think you'll ever recover from while being one of the most erotic things you think he's ever done. There's nothing to be embarrassed about it when it's clear he's enjoying it just as much as you are. Maybe more.
The way you're gripping his hair has you wondering whether the strain on his tongue or his neck will overwhelm him first but he shows no signs of relenting. That is until he stands up, already looking delightfully over-pleasured and sinks his cock into your fluttering, neglected cunt without a word.
If he goes too fast it's all over and he knows it but he can't resist holding both of your ankles, watching you while he places open mouthed kisses to the soles of your feet, thrusting into you with slow, calculated strokes.
#becca writes spice#becca's thots#dbf!bucky#dads best friend! bucky#I just want to get some of my personal needs out before I go back to writing requests#I have a couple more fantasies that I can't shake so I'll have to write those soon#I had an assignment due this afternoon and oh boy#Leaving it to 9pm last night before I got started was a plan that I knew would suck#but I was in my second job all last week and couldn't be bothered starting any earlier than that#so I worked from home today to tackle the sleepies#and I spent all day working from bed with an Easter egg so like... pretty good Monday#tw: alcohol mention#tw: alcohol#can you tell I've been to one single wine tasting event 💅🏻
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Niantic: So we heard you like Woopers?
The Pokemon Go Playerbase:… Yes?
Niantic: Well, then. How would you like:
Wooper with a beanie?
Also,
Quagsire with the exact same beanie?
Fashion Week is a delight.
#pokemon#pokemon blogging#pokemon go#also: Dragonite with a bowtie and sunglasses#also: Pichu with sunhats and sunglasses and oooh I missed getting an egg when those were around#gonna need to get to a Pokestop for those eggs#also Butterfree with little antenna bows#wooper#quagsire#with a beanie#(officially it is a fashionable costume)
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Do you think Tubbo would recognize the path Bad is going down, because it's one he's already walked down on?
This self-destructive behavior coming from a broken heart?
He hasn't seen Bad at his best, before the eggs got kidnapped. He's seen him a victim to grief more than a father. It's why the blue staining Bad's being isn't out of the ordinary.
But suddenly he starts carrying flowers to remind him of the love he lost, suddenly the void calls out his name even louder and suddenly Tubbo sees himself in the older demon.
And it's scary, because suddenly he sees what he has become, how it affects others.
And for the first time of many, he sees Bad walk down a road he's paved. For the first time of many, Bad is the one repeating Tubbo's mistakes.
#the parallels between soul hunters make me SOOOOO ill you hav no idea#i needed to get this out of my brain I might've misscharactarized Bad on the way and If I have sorrayyy.....#their fascination or connection with death#their undying loyalty to those they let in their circle#the switch of their perspectives on resolving conflicts after both Purgatories#the self-sacrificial mindset when it comes to the eggs#the fact they're some of the most trusted people with the eggs#Bad is openly trusted by parents while Tubbo is silently trusted by the eggs while they're both simultaneously safe spaces for the kids#Tubbo has been there for a lot shorter than Bad which lead to him following a lot of previous islanders' including Bad's steps#but suddeny he's been trust into many tragedies and now he has his own path people may fall down in#JUST AGH#i feel like I'm going in circles#i don't know#i dont think they'd ever openly discuss their weaknesses infront of eachother#but I also don't think they'd ever outright shut off a conversation over grief they share#qsmp tubbo#qsmp badboyhalo#soul hunters#soulhunters
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HELP I didn't realize I bought a pair do I let him rock the double chain or do we match now?
#im also gonna get those white rubber asmr ears and attach them to him#hes got no ears under his hair lololol#just little ear holes like a seal#he's a little harp seal#euugh! fibshb!! ough! egg!!#point of doing so to give him more bling obviously#earrings would look GREAT on him fr fr#what if I made an account that was just me taking this sculpture to random places and taking really high quality pictures of him#like those fumo twitters#i think thats a funny idea esp to any third party watchers#creepypasta#jeff the killer#creepypasta art#creepypasta shitpost#cottagedragon#jtk#jeffery woods#jeffthekiller
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My brilliant shining thing
#Don’t ask me to talk about wakaba’s relation to Utena I WILL go on for hours#the “you’re my best friend! I’m going to save you!” Scene required my brain chemistry#and the way that they’re not ever as close as they were after that…#like I def feel like Wakaba had one of those “girl crushes” on Utena#where she admired her and loved her and wanted to be with her but thought it was a straight girl thing#in the manga she gets jealous over Anthy and says that she’ll be the mistress if Anthy is the wife#anyways#au eggs#Utena#Utena tenjou#wakaba shinohara#Rgu#revolutionary girl utena#OH I FORGOT. THE ENTURE POINT OF THIS DRAWING#the way that Wakaba knows she’s a side haracter!!#she’s doomed to be forever unimportant#and meanwhile has a crush on the main character she doesn’t even know about…
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Thinking about how the players of Double Life immediately started subtly being more careful because of the soul bonds. Thinking about how even though this is a death game, even though the goal has always been to stay alive at all costs and take as little damage as possible, I heard so many variations on "I'm going to have to get used to taking care of you, too" from so many of them, followed by them taking much better care of themselves. Thinking about how out of their way they go not to take small amounts of mundane damage from falls and drowning because the harm feels different when it isn't just you suffering it. Just...thinking a lot about that.
#double life#It's fascinating to me#just....the difference in thinking it makes to imagine a person outside of yourself coming to harm or inconvenience from something you do#vs when it's just yourself#the extra vigilance that in the end doesn't really make much sense#because aren't all of them just people? aren't you also a person?#why does it feel different to take a hit alone than to share it with somebody else? why does that make us more reluctant?#it's very interesting and i think it might actually help all of them to last longer in the series#it's like the life series equivalent to being given a plant to take care of for your mental health#or like. one of those egg babies from home ec classes#because suddenly it's not just /you/#i can't wait to see how that'll play out#(but also. if you're reading this maybe go get a glass of water if you're thirsty)#(eat if you're hungry，get a blanket if you're cold)#(because i bet you would if you had a friend soul bound to you who could feel the same things)#(and are you not soul bound to yourself?)
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im gonna be honest i dont care that the eggs bedrooms at NINHO look super scary rn. NINHO is a nuclear bunker built for survival, and that should ALWAYS be the #1 priority when building a space meant to be safe. If it isn't safe, then it has failed as a safe space, just by definition. That SAID- gaining functionality doesn't mean they have to give up a nice room entirely. There's still ways to decorate. The space has to be different now, but remember that each room started out as a double-block layered square box. even a nuclear bunker can have paintings on the wall
#qsmp#tallulah's room was SO SCARY when bad was checking in on her and it was just a square empty box#put some Atmosphere in there#side note also that these kids aren't being traumatized by having v secure safe spaces#they're being traumatized by being Hunted Down For Sport#flower fields are gorgeous and children should get to frolic in them but NOT when theres a binary Beast chasing them#ever heard of a greenhouse#put like three layers of reinforced glass on that thang and now you've got a garden#and the plants are deprived of baby-flavoured fertilizer everybody wins#these tags must be Something to anyone not in the qsmp fandom lmao#child death#<- for the blacklists#im gonna have to add those last two tags to a tag bundle if i keep talking about egg deaths#ive had to tag like four different posts in the last day alone
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honestly the kryptonian daddy au is so cute wholesome and spicy at the same time aahhhhhhh~♡
does Clark (or Kal in this case) in this au growl??? not in the cringey fanfic way but like in this low but steadily increasing in volume, rumbling thing that just spikes DANGER ABORT MISSION FUCKING RUN! down the spine (and does Bruce find it sooooo fucking hot like Mark him down scared AND horny-) does he purr like a fucking loud motor engine with his kids????
also the whole polar bear imagery reminds me of those polar bears fucking drenched in blood so damn red and looking gory after their kills.
so imagine if Bruce finds him like that the first time he sees him. Like all those military bastards trying to kill Kal and (nobody is listening to Kal he needs to find his baby-) Kal is ends up causing.... severe bodily harm. There's blood splashed all over his hair, face and suit and Bruce finds him LIKE THAT and he goes
OH FUCK-
and
Oh fuck~!
At the same time. It's literal torture.
ABSO-MOTHERFUCKING-LUTELY
Look, give me the sunshine krytonians; give me powerful rays of sunshine who stubbornly refuse to forfeit their warmth. Give me kryptonians who refuse to be cold just because the world is.
But also. Give me Kryptonians who are truly unstoppable storms of nature when their babies get taken from them. Not only would Clark growl, he'll snarl and hiss and spit. Baring his fangs because they bit first.
Clark who catches a faint smell of sweet sunshine and tender, burnt metal, and unmissable scent of family on this masked soldier.
Clark who flies like a bullet, a knife in soft meat, through tanks and guns and fire, until he jumps on this man, careful not to obiscerate him.
On his back, Bruce admires, -- observes, -- him, and remembers sunshine doesn't glow. It burns. Those red ruby eyes steam with anger, with rage, with a fatherly desperation Bruce tastes all the time.
He roars at Bruce, so close to his face. There's a purring where fear should be.
He catches on too quickly. Jon tried roaring at him, too, althought he barely managed a faint squeak. "... I have him. And i have you, too. But you need to calm down."
He has no idea if Clark even understands what he's saying. But something in Bruce must convince him, because he's raised effortlessly on his feet. "Baby. Now."
Good lord. That voice.
How's he gonna explain this one to Alfred?
#superbat#kryptonian daddy au#after clark and jon get reunited clark shorta just. flies with jon. bruce has no idea where. clark even less so.#i do want them to stumble upon the kent farm tho!! jons belly is growling like one of rao's furious storms and whatever those humans fed#him he craves deeply. turns out -- bruce might not know how to fry an egg but he makes a mean pie#bur he returns with jon everyday for a week before residing permanently. '' he wants you. and i want what he wants.''#bruce one second away from death by blush: uh huh. cool. kool aid.#bruce wayne#clark kent
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We know snaps is a strawberry enjoyer but what does he think of mangoes
he.he tride it and said it was good i asked him mysel in real life i know the guy. i know him by the way. He said it was good
#:)#yknow how. yknow how um therse those images of hyenas grabbing ostrich eggs#yeah#also i think i took 3 days to respond to this my exhaustion is not getting any better But at least you get to know
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