*insert smg34 fanboy screaming* 😭💗

The Homosexual Stare™ 👁️👁️

AHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T DO IT! LORD! LOOOOOOORD!!!!!! 😭💗

if kit tanthalos and hazel callahan met, that would be the craziest interaction.

hazel would be absolutely starry-eyed over how effortlessly cool kit is as a princess knight with her sword, and i genuinely think kit would hate hazel immediately the way she hated elora. and then kit would see that hazel can take a beating and can actually fight AND can also make bombs out of thin air…..

basically i think they’d be best friends in the end.

I am the complete opposite of assuming no homo when it comes to things like being queer or polyamorous. Like I'll take you at your word if you tell me you're not, but like I'm just out here assuming every individual I come across is trans until they tell me otherwise.

Like that guy with a full beard and built like a brick house? Man HRT is really doing wonders for him!

My neighbors have some single person over? I'm assuming y'all in some sort of polycule.

I see a guy and a girl in a relationship together? One or both of y'all got to be bi.

Like yes, absolutely, everyone is in charge of their own identity and labels and if they tell me that they are cis and straight and monogamous then I'll take them at their word and that's totally cool, but like until you tell me that I'm assuming you're some form of queer. Like fuck no homo, yes, all homo assumed at all points in time.

bitches be like: omg i need him so badddd ugh and then its just fucking mothman

(im bitches)

I need the suck the writing motivation out of someone like a vampire sucks blood.

sighs... 

They argue like an old married couple

fellas is it gay to wanna kiss your friends

when your friend goes quiet during the voice call and you get this message

Like shit if you want to wear the suit then I can wear the wedding dress  bae 🫶😽🩷🩷 we can talk abt Kobylu/cobylu and Play games w vc 4ever 🤭🤭🤗🤗‼️‼️

My new fav brush fr 🤭‼️‼️‼️

Damn a year with my boy in less than 24 hours 😳😳😳😳

That's...that's kinda gay my guys.

Let's go book shopping and maybe you can help me with my books by holding my hand to support the books obviously and maybe we can take a little stroll to another bookshop. Maybe we can even go to a cute little cafe and maybe talk about books and how you are and maybe we can pet a dog and possibly, if you like, maybe hold hands to obviously help me support the books and the weight of the books and my heart as we stroll through a park

.

But they don’t wanna talk abt that

These 2 are full homo for each other and no one can tell me otherwise 😌

Sooo me and my homie have known eachother for years would it be gay if I sucked his dick like as friends?

You can do whatever you want forever