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your-local-endrman · 30 days
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your-local-endrman · 30 days
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guy who has the doesn't-feel-real disorder: idk why but i don't feel real :-(
guy who has the major-memory-loss disorder: idk it just feels like there's a gap where yesterday is supposed to be :-( weiird
guy who has the different-person-every-hour disorder: woa h guys idk why i said that yesterday that doesn't rly sound like me :-(
DID: the disorder you know you have but it still surprises you every time! only $9,99 (childhood not included)
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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[This alter is aceflux]
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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[This alter is aroflux]
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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[This system is collectively aroace spec]
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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[This system is collectively ace spec]
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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“Fold your hands, and… pray to me.” There was light in Aziraphale’s eyes, and behind it, coming into that light like a moth to a flame, a basic angelic instinct: Praise me, praise me. I’m holy.  “Please?” Hallowed be Thy Name by lineslines (M)
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best 810 word ive ever read, i am an absolute sucker for True Angelic Nature peeking through the veneer of looking human (and especially during sex)
it was a challenge, trying to figure out how to depict prayer, but a challenge i sank my teeth into gladly. got inspiration from this piece by gingerhaole
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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Such a weird form of dysphoria where I wish I looked like the body. I wish I could look in the mirror and see me. I wish there was even just an alter in the system who looks like the body- someone who doesn’t feel the weird forms of dysphoria we get.
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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saying "faggots like me shouldn't have to suffer like this" about any inconvenience
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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your-local-endrman · 2 months
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Ahem *adjusts halo* is this thing on?
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