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willisnotmental · 1 year
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A midnight surprise//NSFW
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Authors note: okay so this is my first EVER thing i've actually written and went through with, tell me if you want a part to or some shit, i did not proofread so like yeah be prepared, also i wrote this at 2am instead of sleeping it is now 3am, so god help me
(OKAY so this is the writer at a reasonable time, I wrote this 2-3am, so if it makes no sense, sorry, I was on an adrenaline rush [Also, I was just rereading this, and I think I completely changed the plot halfway through, still kind of makes sense.])
warnings: smut minors dni, possessive!wanda, mentions of drinking, toxic relationship, rough sex, semi-public sex, fingering, oral sex, knife play, mentions of drinking, strap-on sex, lesbian sex (obviously), manipulation if you squint
relationships: possessive!wanda maximoff x fem!y/n, natasha romanoff x darcy lewis x carol danvers x fem!y/n (platonic), jimmy woo x fem!y/n (platonic), darcy lewis x monica rambeau (mentioned), natasha romanoff x maria hill (mentioned), obsessive!exgf!agatha harkness x fem!y/n
summary: wanda is in love with y/n, like madly in love with her, they're practically already dating, just that, y/n doesn't know it yet! so when wanda sees your ex, agatha harkness, kissing you at a bar, her anger is immeasurable, so at midnight after the incident, she decides to pay you a visit. (btw they both work for s.h.i.e.l.d)
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Wanda cornered you in the bathroom, "You're mine," she said, jealousy as clear as daylight in her eyes as she held the dagger to your throat, "I don't want to see you around that whore again." She pressed the dagger to your cheek, letting the the smallest bit of blood drop onto her dagger before licking it off. "W-Wanda, we broke up months ago, I'm not into her!"
It was hard to argue back when Wanda's hand was pressed hard against your throat, your words slipping off your lips. Wanda's eyes narrowed in anger as she leaned in closer, the dagger coming dangerously close to cutting through your throat. "Did you forget already that I can do that?" Wanda pushed down harder on the dagger, her expression slowly turning into one of worry, "You won't be forgetting about this anytime soon. You're mine."
She dragged you into your apartments bedroom and practically threw you to the mattress. A couple hours ago you were just relaxing at the bar with your friends, why'd Agatha have to be there, you broke up 10 months ago, and yet when she noticed you she immediately started flirting with you. Wanda jumped on top of you and pinned you to the bed with her arms, she started kissing you neck with anger and lust, "You're mine." She repeated, "Not Agatha's, not Nat's, not anyone else." Wanda's lips went further down to your neck. She placed kisses onto your collarbone before getting to your belt buckle and unclasping it, dragging it down along with your panties. She had already ripped your shirt off so she continued to unbuckle your bra, struggling as she had you pressed under her on the bed.
You tried to flip around so you wouldn't be naked, but Wanda just pushed up her body to the side, pressing her breasts firmly on your back while sticking her dagger in your back, making you whimper. You gasped as her hand covered your mouth, "Sorry," she whispered before planting a kiss on your neck, "But I just can't let Agatha touch you. She's not going to get away with this, if I have to kill someone, it'll be Agatha" She then went to take off her pants, only to reveal the surprisingly large strap she had hidden under them.
Your mouth dropped at the sight of it, so she took the chance to thrust it into your pussy, making you moan at the haste of it all, the perfect mixture of pleasure and pain. She put her mouth to yours and pushed her tongue inside to swallow all the noises you were making as she slowly started to thrust into you. Slowly soon turned into her bottoming you out as she thrusted deeper than you thought was possible. Her thrust were harder and faster than you've every experienced, and you were approaching the edge quickly. "You're mine Y/N!" Wanda hissed in your ear, her fingers digging into the flesh of your back before giving you one final thrust, sending you off the edge. The orgasm was so much that you passed out.
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You wake up the next morning to find you're still in the same position you were in the previous day, but now Wanda is gone. You're feeling slightly refreshed after sleeping in, but your back was really sore, and you don't feel the sheets that were covering your body. Your legs hurt from laying in the same position for so long, and your mind was more sore than your body was. You decide to get up and take a shower, still covered in sweat and smelling of sex.
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As the exit the bathroom, you think back to the night before, and your eyes darted to your bed. The sheets and bedspread were all folded neatly, but all the notes Agatha had been sending over the last few months were gone from your vanity, Wanda must have taken them. You were still unsure as to what Wanda was really up to, but you couldn't find the words to come to terms with her mind games, her manipulative actions. She practically broke into your apartment at midnight with her dagger, green jealousy radiating off her. You opened the door to see who was there and she just barged in and started walking you backwards, shutting the door with her foot, into the bathroom. It took you a while until you realized she was jealous over the fact Agatha was at the same bar as you last night and was flirting with you. How'd Wanda even find out, and more importantly, she liked you? You thought back to what happened at the bar.
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Natasha and Darcy were talking about their crushes, Maria and Monica, while Carol was observing, she noticed Agatha from across the bar and tapped your shoulder, recognizing your obsessive ex-girlfriend, you two were dating for 4 years, you had wanted to leave several times, but she always convinced you to say, eventually you had enough of her bullshit and left at night without another word. when she figured this out she was texting you for days before you blocked her. It had been 9 months since then and here she was, practically running towards you.
"Heyyyyyyy Y/N!! Howww have yoou b-eeeen!?" She was clearly way too drunk, as her words struggled to come out in coherent sentences and slurred around. "Uhm-" you tried to say, but Agatha interrupted you, "Y'knoowww, I'm reeeally sorrrrry aboout what happppednedd, I n-evvveerrr meannt tooo pusshh yoou a-awwayy!" Carol watched in silence as Nat and Darcy were trying to keep themselves from bursting out laughing, but they stopped when drunk Agatha gripped you by your suit's collar and pulled you in for a kiss.
It took you a couple of seconds to process what was happening while her lips were on yours, but when you did you pushed her away as fast as you could, "Agatha, I'm not into you, how many times must I tell you this, stop sending me your fucking letters, we broke up 10 months ago, go get laid by someone else!" You snapped, and the people around you were shocked, Agatha looked about on the verge of tears, she turned around and sped away. You immediately felt guilt rise up, but you pushed it away, Agatha should've known better. Little did you know, your other secret admirer, Wanda, was too in that bar, watching the scene unfold.
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After eating breakfast and getting ready, you headed downstairs to your car so you could head to S.H.E.I.L.D. headquarters. That is wear Jimmy stopped you, "Darcy told me all about what went down last night, what a coincidence!" He laughed and so did you, "Yeah but I didn't mean to make her cry, but I just snapped, I forgot how difficult she is to handle.." "Well, more reasons as to why not to get back together!" he responded, putting a smile on your face, he always manages to do so. "Well I'll see you later, I'm heading to work." "Later!!" You heard him yell back as you walked away.
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When you arrived at the headquarters, you immediately went to your private study, not wanting to talk to anyone else of the incident. When you walked in you locked the door, but when you went to turn on the lamp in the dark room you were pinned against the door with speed "W-hat!?" "Shh hon.." when your eyes adjusted to the darkness you saw Wanda. "Wands?" Wanda laughed a bit at your nervousness, "Yes love."
"Uhm, why are you here, what is happening, what happened last night, do you like m-" before you could fins rambling, Wanda shut you up with a passionate kiss, when she finished she responded "Well, I never got to finish what I started last night, since you passed out, never even got a chance to taste you!" Now that your eyes were just about fully adjusted to the darkness, you could tell Wanda's eyes were blown and darkened with lust.
She rose her knee to be firmly placed against your already soaked pussy, she grabbed your hips, pinning you to the door with her body, and began to grind you into her thigh, making you moan and whimper, you bucked your knees and began going faster, already close to the edge. Her grip on your hips tightened and she started grinding you harder and faster against her thigh, and when you were about to fall of the edge, she pulled away.
"Hey what the h-" before you could protest she grabbed your neck and started kissing you, forcing her tongue into your mouth as she rotated the both of you and dropped you in an arm chair, she then quickly tore your shirt off and starting palming at the back of your bra. When she got it off, she put her mouth around your nipple while taking off your pants and underwear. She started kissing your neck leaving marks as she teased you. Her hands groped your tits and clit at the same time, but she also grabbed your nipples and pinched. The pain was soon replaced by pleasure as her soft touches sent waves of pleasure through your entire body.
She moaned as you started grinding into her hand, feeling your orgasm start to rise. You moaned "Ahhhhh!" loudly and leaned into her touch, and suddenly your wall dropped and your climax hit. She decided this was the right time to stick three fingers into your pussy and started thrusting them hard and deep, through your orgasm. "Wands, sensitive, please" you mumbled, struggling to turn incoherent thoughts into coherent words. You could already feel the next orgasm coming quickly, she could tell from the way your pussy was clenching her fingers like she was their life line, "I saw what happened at the bar," she said as she was still thrusting into you, you moaning wildly, " I don't want you kissing anyone but me." and with one particularly hard thrust you fell of the edge screaming her name.
She wasn't done yet, she took out her fingers and put one to her mouth, tasting it, "Mmm, so sweet" she moaned, she put the other two fingers up to your mouth as she worked to sit between your legs, but you couldn't care less. "Try it" You opened you mouth and sucked on her fingers, groaning at the taste. "Yeah good I know right, can't wait for more" "Wait what do yo- OHHHhhHH" before you could finish, Wanda started devouring you, which you were not prepared for, Wanda was sitting between your legs and was sucking on your clit like a hungry infant, not only was her tongue going wild on you, her fingers she had just put in your pussy were slamming in and out and she took one and sucked on it. You tried to scream, but before you could Wanda took your clit between her teeth and bit down, feeling her teeth against your sensitive spot sent you to your climax, the only problem was you had no idea how.
You just fell in her arms, completely spent. Wanda crawled up and kissed you, leaning back against the wall with a smug look on her face. "Did you hear me, no more Agatha or anyone for that matter." "Yeah yeah, of course.." you mumbled as you lay comfortably in her arms. As you fell asleep, Wanda whispered in you ear,
"You're mine now detka."
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neuroprincess · 1 year
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Simili - Agatha Harkness/Female Reader
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Summary: A series of murders start to scare the small town of Westview when young university students turn up dead on campus, soon Y/N seems to be connected to the victims somehow. Determined to find the author of these atrocities, she can trust no one, not her family, friends, and even less the local police, except the only person really willing to help her, the professor Agatha.
(slasher; psychological thriller)
Chapter 1: Prologue
Chapter 2: The Executioner
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palettesofrenaissance · 5 months
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Some fic ideas I have been turning in my head for the Epic series. These may be subject to change and I welcome comments and suggestions:
1. Moon Knight and Kamala Khan briefly met in their first lives.
Then, Kamala was a young queen who longed for adventure and to leave the palace life. She would do this as any means necessary.
Moon Knight's first persona was more like Marc Spector. In the end, he stabbed Kamala in the back literally and is how she died.
In the present, although she's a happy teen, when present Kamala meets Steven/Marc in the present she suddenly has a mysterious and overwhelming feeling of repulsion and anger towards
2. I want to write a piece that takes place before and/or during The Marvels between Monica, Nick Fury, and Kamala.
In it, because Nick Fury was Monica's father in their first lives, they inevitably find this out and try to navigate this pseudo father-daughter relationship they unconsciously form in the present
Also, Monica and Kamala bond over both being literal queens in their first lives. (Them, Shuri, and Ramonda are the only ones who were in their first lives.)
3. Also, I want to expand even more on the Victorian 1880s AU with Carol and Maria, but also into their second lives in the 1920s.
There in the 20s would also be Monica and Jimmy Woo on their second lives, and Yelena and Kate Bishop and Darcy Lewis on their first. I'm thinking maybe having guns, theft, spying of some sort, adventure, and maybe mobs
I want to do these but have no prompts. I'm stuck in that frustrating rut where I want to write, but I need a boost or a kick in the boot to do so 😔
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carolxdanvers-blog · 10 months
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i rewatched wandavision last week and i’ve these headcanons from the first time i watched and added some and decided to share them. :)
it’s just darcy, jimmy, and monica lol. i love them together. just them being goofs or what not.
-Darcy is constantly telling people that she took Thor out with a taser. she is very proud of it.
- Darcy and Jimmy being complete idiots and Monica having many “those are my idiots” moments.
- ^ She can’t take them anywhere because they will run off and get into shit.
- Darcy has ADHD.
- Jimmy is oblivious 9/10 times
- Darcy stole a hat from him once and wears it in front of him regularly and Jimmy hasn’t noticed that it is his. “Nice hat. I have one just like it” “Oh, I know”
- Monica let Jimmy water a fake plant for almost a year. He loved it so much that she didn’t have the guts to tell him it wasn’t real.
-^ Darcy ended up breaking the news because Monica felt so bad. Like it was hilarious, but he was so pissed.
- Jimmy is always concerned about the amount of coffee that Darcy consumes but yet is the person who will always buy her a coffee.
- Darcy and Jimmy watch reality tv together.
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aimmyarrowshigh · 1 year
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Darcy/Monica/Jimmy beat Troy/Annie/Abed in Round 1 of the ULTIMATE OTP MARCH MADNESS... can they beat Obi-Wan/Padmé/Anakin?
Read on AO3 - archiveofourown.org/works/45679159
Vote Here!
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Pregnancy by accident
Fandom: MCU ( more of WandaVision, but no spoilers)
Pairing: Jimmy Woo x gen!Reader
Requested: No
Summary: Reader has been throwing up for days now. This can't be normal, right? Darcy has three theories, one involves a plus one in Reader's life with Jimmy.
Please be aware that the Reader may have a gender neutral Pronoun, but they have female Sex organs, because this is a pregnancy story. I know that not only female people are able to get pregnant, but if this makes you uncomfortable, please don't read it, for your own health!!
Word Count: 2592
Warnings: Does Pregnancy count as Warning?
A/N: I feel like half of this is platonic! Darcy/Reader but whatever. I wanted to write it, so I did
Gif belongs to creator
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A ringing brought them out of their daydream world. Not like there was any art to it. For whatever reason, Jimmy had decided to choose the most annoying and longest ringtone there was for them. He claimed it was so they would actually hear the ring, but Y/N rather thought he either wanted to annoy them or had actually taken a liking to the hideous tune. With difficulty, they got up from the sofa, on which they had just been watching some stupid American reality show, and went over to the flat door. No sooner had they opened it than a familiar figure darted in without greeting them with a word. Sighing, they closed the door. "It's good to see you too, Darcy." The brunette just shook herself and took off her glasses, which were fogged up by the warm air. "It's a bitch of a weather outside, you wouldn't believe. You'd think the world was coming to an end." With an effort she stripped off her coat, scarf and cap and hung them on the coat rack. But before she could enter the flat, Y/N stopped her. "Could you take your shoes off yet? Jimmy hates it when you enter the flat in the shoes you walked the dirty streets in." Darcy raised an eyebrow. "Your hubby isn't here. He's still hanging out somewhere in Utah." Despite that, she brushed off her with boots that had the dirty snowslush of the street clinging to them. "Not for long anymore," was their response as they moved the hallway down to the living room. "He called me this morning to say that he was almost done. He'll probably be back next week." "Oh really?" Darcy sat down on the couch. "Well then I'm gonna make sure to leave you two lovebirds alone. Don't need to be trapped between you two." They laughed. "Coffee?" They didn't turn around as they walked to the kitchen to answer that question. From the living room came only a sigh of relief. "You don't have to ask about that. I love you." Y/N chuckled softly as they tipped the coffee powder into the filter and poured hot water on everything. "Don't say that too loud or Jimmy will hear you." Darcy snorted. "From New Jersey all the way to Utah?" "You'd be amazed how acute his hearing can be."
Two minutes later they were sitting on the sofa, each with a hot cup of coffee in their hands and a plate of Christmas biscuits left over from a fortnight ago. Darcy lifted the cup to her lips and sipped the liquid carefully so as not to burn her tongue before sighing with pleasure. "Your coffee is still the best in the world. The only reason I'm even here." "And I thought you were here for a further education." "Nah," Darcy waved it off. "Just for your coffee." Y/N laughed, but as they put their cup to their lips and the usually comforting smell of coffee rose to their nostrils, they felt a pang of nausea hit them. And it was not the kind of nausea that could be suppressed. Hastily, they put the cup down and rushed into the adjoining bathroom with a "I think I'm going to puke". Concerned, Darcy in turn also put down her cup and followed her friend's gagging sounds. She stopped outside the bathroom door and knocked on it. "Hey, can I come in or are you crouching on the floor causing me to slam the door in your face?" The flush of the toilet sounded, followed by a soft "Come in." Instantly Darcy pushed open the door only to see Y/N standing in front of the mirror leaning on the sink, eyes exhausted and face sunken. "You alright?" They just waved it off and quickly rinsing their mouth. "It's not the first time. It's been going on for days now. I think I've got indigestion." Darcy rubbed their shoulders. "You must have eaten some really crap to make it this bad. I would have said you were getting your period, but I don't think it's usually this severe."
Y/N froze. They quickly ran the numbers over in their head before staggering slightly to the side and lowering themselves against the wall. Instantly Darcy crouched beside them. "Are you feeling dizzy? Any worse? I swear, if you faint on me I'll call an ambulance!" "I'm overdue." Darcy's panicked expression turned confused. "What, overdue for what?" "My period." They looked up at Darcy, understanding slowly spreading across her face. "I should have had my period ten days ago at the latest. And you know I'm usually early." "Ten days?! How can you not realise you're ten days over?" "I've been busy!" "Oh really? Even though your husband wasn't there?" "Darcy?! You really think that's the right time for this?!" "Okay, point taken." Darcy gently took their hands. She really didn't know what to do, she was an astrophysicist after all, which was why her next question came across as a bit awkward. "How are you?" They buried their faces in their hands. "I really don't know what to think, feel or do right now, Darcy." Darcy frowned. "How about a test? Maybe you're just worried for the sake of it. Or maybe you're just late. Or have some sort of disorder." They laughed briefly and rubbed their face. "I don't know what I'd prefer, but I think you're right. Even if I'm not sure I can." "Oh, come on, I mean. What's the big thing that can happen?" Darcy stood up. "Either you're not pregnant and you have to go to the doctor or you are pregnant, you tell your hubby and you go to the doctor together. Both options end with you on the treatment table. You're just sort of deciding whether it's because of a mini-woo in your belly or a disorder in your belly." "You say that so easily." Slowly they straightened up again. "One of the possibilities could end up with a mini-me running around. That I carry around in my belly for nine months and then have to push out of my body in excruciating pain." Darcy pressed her lips together and nodded quietly. "Maybe. But I've heard from many birthing parents that it was worth the pain." "Well thank you very much. That helps a lot."
Carefully Darcy took them by the arm and led them out of the bathroom. "Come on, let's both get warmly dressed and go to the nearest pharmacy and buy four tests straight away just to be on the safe side. Half of them will be on me too, but only on the condition that I become a godmother in the case, okay? Someone has to teach Junior Agent Woo bullshit." Slowly she let go of Y/N, as if they could disappear at a moment's notice, it wouldn't be the first time something like that happened, and quickly poured the already cold coffee into the sink in the kitchen. Her eyes fell on the remaining coffee in the thermos. She would need it, as the likelihood of Y/N drinking it with her was now drastically reduced. When she returned, however, her friend was slumped on the sofa. Darcy sighed soundlessly and sat down beside them, "Hey, it's not going to be that bad." "What if Jimmy doesn't want this? What if he gets mad?" Instantly Darcy grabbed them by the arms and made sure they were looking at her. "Now you listen to me. The biggest desire in that man's life, apart from marrying you, which worked out, was always to have children. Believe me, he once accidentally confessed that to me, no time or desire for context. If you're pregnant, there's nothing in his whole life that's gonna make him happier, okay? He is infatuated with you and he will be infatuated with your possible child. Got it?" They nodded gently and smiled shyly. "I think we should be on our way. The snow outside is getting heavier."
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To say that Jimmy had had an exhausting few weeks would have been an understatement. He had intended to spend a cosy weekend with his spouse, but instead had been chased halfway across the country, had to deal with some idiots, slept in one of the worst hotels in the world and wanted nothing more than to hold Y/N in his arms and never let go again. So one could understand how relieved he was when he finally stood with his bag in front of the apartment building where they two lived. A tiny part of him though, felt a nagging, strange feeling, which was one hundred percent due to the confusing message Darcy had sent him three days ago. However, at the moment he tried to push all that aside and concentrate only on the fact that in a few moments he would finally be able to hold his spouse in his arms again. Hurriedly, but not so quickly that he could appear desperate, he unlocked the door and walked at a fast pace up the stairs to their flat. Once there, he took another breath before inserting the key into the lock and slowly opening the door, which he closed right back behind him. "Darling," he called as he set down the bag and brushed off both jacket and shoes. "I'm home!" His feet ran the familiar path, from the front door into the living room and a bright, warm smile spread across his face as he saw his spouse rise from the sofa. "Jimmy!"
A soft chuckle escaped them as Jimmy wrapped his arms around their body, pressed them tightly against each other and buried his nose in the crook of their neck to soak up their scent. "I missed you," he murmured, feeling their fingers gently run through his hair. "Me too, sweetie, me too." For another moment, Jimmy simply enjoyed the warmth of his loved one before he lifted his head and finally, finally, placed a soft kiss on their lips. "Love you." Another kiss. "Love you too." Lovingly, he looked down at them and received an equally loving smile in return. "I have something for you." Jimmy raised an eyebrow in amusement. "Wasn't I supposed to be the one with the presents for you because I had to leave?" Their eyes reflected their amusement. "They're bait gifts so you'll never leave." With one last kiss against his temple, they turned and hurried to one of the dressers to rummage around in the top drawer. Jimmy, meanwhile, circled the sofa and settled down on it. He hadn't been able to find a parking space outside the front door and had had to park several blocks away, so now he didn't turn down the opportunity to sit. Footsteps muffled by slippers approached him and Y/N sat down beside him, holding a pale green packet in their left hand, their right hand hidden behind their back. With a grateful smile, he took the packet from their hand and pointed to their hand still hidden behind their back. "And what is this?" "That's in case you don't understand the first one." Jimmy tilted his head. Now his curiosity was truly piqued. "The first what?" They just smiled and nodded over to the packet.
Jimmy raised his hands in surrender before his eyes turned to the package in his lap. Then he looked back at them and pressed another kiss to their cheek. "I love you," he murmured before carefully beginning to remove the paper. Y/N laughed out. "You don't have to be so careful. We certainly can't recycle that." "You never know." Nevertheless, he now unwound the paper a little less carefully, revealing a small brown packet. He looked up and they encouraged him with another nod, so he slowly lifted the lid. What was revealed underneath turned his curiosity into confusion. "What?" He lifted the small plastic badge from the package, embossed with the words 'Junior Agent Woo', hoping that perhaps there was something else in the package. This was indeed the case, though it was only a simple card with the phrase 'Coming Soon...' printed on it.
Amused, Y/N watched their husband's confusion and when he looked up almost in exasperation, they couldn't help but laugh out loud. "Stop laughing," Jimmy whined, crossing his arms in front of his chest, making him look like a petulant toddler. "I'm sorry, it's just," they wiped their eyes, "you're an FBI agent and according to Darcy, that had been your own suggestion." "Darcy?" Jimmy had now truly forgotten all the possibilities he had previously suspected. ""What does this have to do with Darcy now?"" "Think." Amused, they watched as Jimmy's gaze remained fixed on the badge and a crease formed on his forehead, caused by the strained thinking. One could almost see the gears turning in his head. All at once his face went blank and he looked up, eyes widening, mouth slightly open. "No." A small smile spread across their face. "Maybe." Shocked, he looked at the badge and back at them. "You're kidding." "No." "You... You're...ugh-" He pointed to their stomach and with a slightly shaking hand, Y/N brought their right hand out from behind their back, in which lay four plastic strips, pregnancy tests. Jimmy's gaze slid over them. Positive. Positive. Positive. Positive. He looked up again. Tears had formed in their eyes and he felt a familiar burning behind his eyes. "Pregnant," they finished his sentence. They put the tests down on the table. "I haven't seen the doctor yet," they confessed tearfully. "I wanted to wait for you. But according to the pharmacist, those were the best and it should be pretty obvious at four positives, right?" "Oh god." Jimmy slid forward and took them in his arms, hugging them as tight as he could. "Oh god." "I know." Sternly, he pressed a kiss to their lips and framed their face with his hands. In return, they grabbed him by the shoulders to hold themselves upright.
When they released, they both breathed hard and a tear-stained laugh escaped Jimmy as he leaned his forehead against Y/N's. "We're going to be parents," he murmured softly. "We're going to have a little mini-us." "I know," they returned, placing a hand over his heart. "I don't think I need to ask if you're happy, do I?" Jimmy chuckled. " If I' m happy? If I could I'd marry you again in a minute." This elicited a teary laugh from his spouse as well. Slowly his hands moved from their face to their belly. Of course, he knew that nothing could be felt yet, but the thought that their child together was growing there sent him into a state of euphoria. He slid off the sofa onto the floor and gently stroked their belly. "Daddy loves you very much, " he whispered and he heard another tearful laugh from Y/N. "You and Y/N. I can't wait to hold you." Then he looked up and took them in his arms again. "Thank you. I don't know how to thank you." "I know what." He pulled away from them and looked at them. "You do?" Gently, he stroked their face. "Darcy had one condition for buying half the tests." "And that would be?" "She wants to be a godmother." Jimmy laughed and hugged them again. "I think we should be able to manage that. Even though we'll probably regret it."
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lovelybishop · 1 year
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Ajak, Alexei/The Red Gurdian, America Chavez, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel, Christine Palmer, Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy Lewis, Doctor Stange Variants, Drax the Destroyer, Druig, Gamora, Gilgamesh, Hela, Hope van Dyne/The Wasp, Ikaris, James “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier, James “Rhodey” Rhodes/War Machine, Jane Foster, Jimmy Woo, Katy, Kingo, Lady Sif, Loki, Makkari, Mantis, Maria Hill, May Parker, Melina, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Nebula, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Peter Parker Variants, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Phastos, Phil Coulson, Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver, Sam Wilson/The Falcon/Captain America, Scott Lang/Ant-Man, Sersi, Shang-Chi, Sharon Carter, Sprite, Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Thena, Thor, Tony Stark/Iron Man, T’Challa/Black Panther, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, Valkyrie, Virginia “Pepper” Potts, Vision, Wanda Maximoff Variants, Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, Wong, Xialing, Yelena Belova
Disney+ Series
*This list is for characters who have not appeared in any movie (with the exception of Captain Carter.)
Agatha Harkness, Bruno Carrelli, Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk, Joaquin Torres, Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye, Layla El-Faouly/Scarlet Scarab, Madisynn King, Mallory Book, Marc Spector, Mary MacPherran/Titania, Matt Murdock/Daredevil, Maya Lopez, Mobius, Monica Rambeau, Nikki Ramos, Peggy Carter/Captain Carter, Ralph Bogner/”Pietro” Maximoff, Star-Lord T’Challa, Steve Grant, Strange Supreme, Sylvie, Taweret
Agents Of Sheild Series
Melinda May, Grant Ward, Daisy “Skye” Johnson/Quake, Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Alphonso “Mack” Mackenzie, Lincoln Campbell, Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez, Deke Shaw
Netflix Series
*I plan on watching all Marvel Netflix Series. Though Because Matt Murdok was in No Way Home and She-Hulk, I still will write for him.
Spider-Verses
The Amazing Spider-Man
Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Into the Spider-Verse
Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman, Miles Morales/Spider-Man, Olivia Octavius/Doctor Octopus, Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man
X-Men
Alex Summers/Havok, Bobby Drake/Iceman, Charles Xavier/Professor X*,Ellie Phimister/Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Erik Legnsherr/Magneto*,Hank McCoy/Beast*,James “Logan” Howlett/Wolverine, Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix*,Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler*,Marie D’Ancanto/Rogue, Nathan Sumers/Cable, Neena Thurman/Domino, Ororo Monroe/Storm*,Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver, Psylocke*,Raven Darkholme/Mystique*,Scott Summers/Cyclops*,Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Warren Worthington III/Angel*
*Please specify which actor.
Free Guy
Guy, Millie Ruck, Walter “Keys” McKey
The Office
Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly
Wednesday
Ajax Petropolus, Biance Barclay, Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams*,Larissa Weems, Marilyn Thornhill/Laurel Gates. Morticia Addams*,Tyler Galpin, Wednesday Addams, Xavier Thorpe, Yoko Tanaka
*Please specify which actor.
Star Wars
Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Boba Fett, Captain Phasma, Cassian Andor, Cobb Wanth, Din Djarin/The Mandalorian, Fennec Shand, Finn, General Hux, Han Solo, Jyn Erso, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Poe Dameron, Princess/General Leia Organa, Qi’ra, Reva Sevander/Third Sister, Rey, Rose Tico, Zorii Bliss
Stranger Things
Dustin Henderson, Eddie Munson, Eleven Hopper, Jim Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, Michael Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Will Byers
*I do not write for Billy Hargrove
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Southwest Hurricane
by oftypewritersandribbons
Ever since Peunto Antiguo, Darcy Lewis has been hero adjacent. But since the events in Westview when she was thrust literally into the middle of a psychotic break made real, Darcy has been determined to push her role in all things weird and wonderful to be at most a minor pastime.
That is until some utterly bizarre and wholly unexpected intel lands in her lap. Her life is about to become wholly more complicated when one half of the double act sent to save her is an ex brainwashed assassin. As they delve into the realm of mysticism, an ancient beast and the shadow world of eastern assassins, Darcy is somewhat relieved that Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes is along for the ride.
Words: 3010, Chapters: 1/15, Language: English
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/M
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Darcy Lewis, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Elizabeth Braddock, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Jimmy Woo
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis
Additional Tags: X-Men Cameos, Elektra Assassin inspired, post wandavision, Pre TFATWS
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Only in a Sitcom
Fandom: WandaVision Pairing: Darcy Lewis/Jimmy Woo Rating: T Chapter Count: 1/?
Summary: Darcy has no idea what the hell's going on with this WandaVision thing, but neither does Jimmy. It's kinda fun to have somebody to binge-watch alternate reality TV with.
The snack selection is paltry to begin with. Darcy doesn’t share, out of spite. Except with Jimmy, because he’s cool and he actually called her “Dr. Lewis” until she waved off the formality and let him use her first name. He agrees with her about the snacks. If this were purely an FBI operation instead of the mixed-jurisdiction playdate it is, he might be more defensive over the lame flavour choices. As it is, the Bureau has issued no statement taking credit for the sad, muddied, salt-and-vinegar-copycat chips, so she and Jimmy spend as much time criticizing them as eating them.
Darcy tries not to outwardly sulk any less than usual when her fancy coffeemaker arrives. She pats the box and says, “Yep, important equipment acquisition,” then lugs it to her desk, giving inquisitive glances the Dirty Harry squint until they look away.
She used to be the kind of girl to hand out coffees willy-nilly, but that kind of girl is an intern and Dr. Darcy Lewis isn’t so easy. She hoards her shiny dispenser of caffeine like a troll. If they played nice with her to start, she might be more accommodating now. Though it takes up a lot of space at her desk, it’s worth it; the coffeemaker is the one thing that doesn’t have a screen and therefore the one thing she can stare at in peace until she drags herself back to data and frequencies and scanning for other feedback and, most importantly, the greatest little ’50s (and beyond) sitcom that never was: WandaVision.
Her reasoning for a full rewatch at half speed is that she’s hoping to pick up on any other telling details, anything more modern than the time warp she’s witnessing. After Monica mentioned Ultron in the episode where Wanda gives birth, Darcy realized it was possible that there were earlier slippages. Ok, she hasn’t found any that specific yet, but on this rewatch (the third), she has help.
“How’s your cappuccino?” she hisses at Jimmy.
“It’s perfect. I want to sit in it like a hot tub,” he says back.
“Right?”
Darcy pulls at her hat, getting it to cover her ears just right. The Department of Somebody or Something has a bee in their bonnet (ha) over the transformation of that one dude into a beekeeper and they’re going in and out a lot, leaving the door open. It’s chilly. This is the kind of thing that pisses Darcy off when people don’t acknowledge it. Must all creature comforts fall by the wayside to make room for whatever-the-heck branch of engineering or nuclear something-or-other? Forget calling the people around her clowns—they are clearly reverse mimes, failing to react to something that’s definitely here: the cold of working into the night in a New Jersey field, with nothing but her perpetually overheating laptop to keep her warm. That, and coffee.
She takes a long sip of hers and sneaks a look at Jimmy to see if he seems annoyed that she spoke while they’re working. After running through the episodes so many times, she’s succumbed to the deeply human instinct to talk during the commercials. Yeah, yeah, yeah, even the commercials have meaning here—Stark toaster this, Hydra watch that—but it’s all being recorded. Her brain has designated the ads “tune out time,” and repurposed them for time spent either staring blankly at the screen or talking to Jimmy.
“Hey,” she says when she slurps from her mug too loudly and he still doesn’t complain, “you’re pretty chill.”
“Am I?”
“When you’re not talking about family planning.”
Jimmy frowns.
“I’m not getting any younger.”
“Yeah, but you’re not that old.” Darcy darts a glance at him. “You don’t look that old.”
“Thanks.”
“I’m sure it’ll happen for you,” she adds a few minutes later, when she notices the funny longing look he gets on his face at the part where Vision holds Tommy for the first time.
“Who has the time?” Jimmy uses his mug to motion towards the happy family on Darcy’s non-flat television. “Reality is a secret joint stakeout where we may be getting irradiated by the energy field over Westview. Sit-down dinners and painting the nursery only happen on TV.”
She nods along and says, “Also, hostile alien invasions.”
“Yes! How am I supposed to meet someone when it’s one supernatural catastrophe after another!”
Despite his distress, Darcy cackles.
“Man, the stories I could tell you.”
“About dating or supernatural catastrophes?”
She considers this.
“I mean, both. There’s some overlap there. Nothing serious though,” she notes calmly while Wanda screams her head off pushing out Billy. “I don’t even have a reliable apocalypse booty call to text whenever the world seems like it might end. Do you?”
“God no.”
They both pause to aww over the on-screen couple cradling their swaddled newborns.
“You want some licorice?” she asks. “I snagged it earlier and I don’t want to rattle the wrapper when we get to the scene where Monica asks Wanda about Pietro.”
She sets her mug down and retrieves the bag from behind one of the monitors, holding it out to Jimmy with her eyes still on the screen. At the sharp tug that nearly yanks the packet out of her hand, she turns to see what’s up. The pieces are stuck together and, giggling, she has to grab the licorice next to the one he’s trying to pull out. They peel them apart with a tacky sound that Darcy finds so satisfying. She tosses the bag onto the desk and leans back, crossing her leg and bobbing her foot anxiously, anticipating the ominous cut between Monica confronting Wanda and the couple bouncing the twins on the couch as the credits roll.
“Anything?” a voice asks brusquely from behind them.
Darcy whips her head around, licorice hanging out of the corner of her mouth, to find a S.W.O.R.D. agent snooping on her and Jimmy’s binge session.
“Research,” Jimmy tells the man, biting off the end of his own strand of licorice, his cappuccino raised defiantly in his other hand.
“Carry on.”
“I don’t report to you,” Jimmy mumbles after him, jamming the licorice back into his mouth to soften.
Watching him, Darcy grins. He eats his licorice the same way she does.
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Darcy: Did Jimmy just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Monica: Yeah
Darcy: And did I do finger guns back at him?
Monica: Yep
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Random thought I had about jimmy and darcy’s child:
Jimmy would buy his son a T-shirt that says ‘smart like mama’ and Darcy would blush about it but also know it’s true
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rebl-ious-artist · 3 years
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Jimmy Woo comic-book style cover by me. Because he deserves it!
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mydairpercabeth · 3 years
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if i die and my significant other doesn’t create a new reality in which i lived and where we do domestic shit and raise kids and absorbs anyone who threatens our new life into the reality because a life without me is so empty and devastating that they cant handle it,,, i dont want them.
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stuartchick · 3 years
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Wanda after kidnapping an entire town, reanimating her dead boyfriend, and having a total fucking meltdown
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nightowl1899 · 3 years
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Wanda: *slipping back into her Sokovian accent while threatening Director Hayward*
Literally everyone watching:
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call-me-fanvergent · 3 years
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‼️WANDAVISION SPOILER‼️
Marvel: evan peters is playing a guy named ralph bohner in wandavision. just a random guy with a boner joke name. he is definitely NOT quicksilver, even though he plays him in the xmen, which we now own. we were also teasing a multiverse but evan is NOT quicksilver. we repeat: NOT! QUICKSILVER! that was the decision, no multiverse peter/pietro maximoff here, nope nada no ☺️❤️.
Me:
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