#Colleen Hoover slander
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#femcel#girlblogging#manic pixie dream girl#girl blogger#female manipulator#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#female rage#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girl interupted syndrome#sylvia plath#the bell jar#author#colleen hoover#colleen hoover slander#girl interrupted#lux lisbon#the lisbon sisters#coquette
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Rip Remus Lupin you would have loved taking the piss out of colleen hoover
#remus lupin#marauders#marauders era#colleen hoover slander#the marauders#sirius black#james potter#peter pettigrew
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Colleen Hoover and her fans are the root of all my problems now. That girl who exposed the site literally could’ve just gone to wattpad they have the same shitty writing over there plus the romanticization of toxic relationships.
#z library#colleen hoover#anti colleen hoover#Colleen Hoover slander#also have we forgotten that she covered up for her son who SA a girl#rip zlib#zlibrary#zlib
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"I don't like wolfstar—"
"Sasusaku are my otp—"
"THW was the perfect ending—"
"Hisoka is so hot—"
"TPW was exploitative and incredibly harmful—"
"Coho is such a great writer—"
"Taylor Swift could write Shakespeare but Shakespeare couldn't write folklore—"
"Opinions can't be wrong—"
"[insert every other horrendous take I've ever heard]"
Shhhh shh shhhh, nobody asked for your irrelevant thoughts go away
#these ppl fr exist#unbelievable#and yes obviously people can ship what they want and they're entitled to their own opinions#but this is *my* blog#and im entitled to my own judgement#and boy am i judging yall hard#it's okay to have no taste i promise#not that i can relate ofc but still#my anti thw agenda#thw salt#my anti ss agenda#it's been a hot minute since ive posted this tag but im here to remind yall nobody hates this ship like i do#anti hisoka#wolfstar#colleen hoover slander#anti taylor swift#taylor swift critical#tpw#the poppy war
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So my friend read Ugly love
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why is unholyverse better than every colleen hoover book ever made
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ill hate colleen hoover until the day i die
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colleen hoover books are cringe af, and her worst book is surely ugly love. the female lead, tate has no spine and the miles guy is solely using her for sex, and he admits to it. like, babe, run tf away.
and that's not it, so a couple years ago he madly falls in love with this rachel girl, now mind you he has just met her, he takes her picture and sends it to his friend saying i want her to have my babies. i am at a loss for words.
and then fast forward rachel gives birth, and then they start talking about their baby's balls on the way back home. what the fuck-
there was also a chapter in which tate was having sex with him and she starts crying and instead of comforting her or asking her what's wrong, he fucking runs away.
when the book is about to end, tate finally confronts him and then this bitchboy starts crying and she apologizes.
oh and, in the end they get back together.
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when you’re scrolling down someone’s book rec list and it’s just amazing modern classic after amazing modern classic…and then there’s a fucking colleen hoover book just thrown in there at the end😃
#i’m sorry but colleen hoover is not a good writer and i’m convinced she has some sort of blackmail material on the goodreads company#it’s the only explanation for her ratings on there#colleen hoover#colleen hoover slander#coho#coho slander#girl blogger#girl blog#girlblogging#femcel#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#female manipulator#coquette#girl interrupted syndrome#esoteric#book#books#bookblr#writblr#thoughts#literature
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i have 99 problems and colleen hoover is one of them
#bookblr#colleen hoover slander#her stans got zlib taken down#never read her but the extracts i've seen make me want to gouge my eyes out
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my sister bought a colleen hoover book so i told her how shit that decision was and then she saw my book collection and asked to borrow one of mine and she took solitaire by alice oseman, she’s lucky to have me
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I'll be a Colleen hoover hater till the end of my time
#this is not even out of envy or anything i genually just don't like her#im coming for u ms hoover#colleen hoover slander#im not even close to your age colleen yet i know how to not romantisize abuse#it doesn't take a professional to know that#im that girlypop
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I fucking hate Colleen Hoover
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How 'Ugly Love' by colleen hoover could've been a good alloaro story
Hear. Me. Out. I've been thinking about this book and how shallow the 'romance' is with its main couple; tate and miles. How little to no chemistry they have and only shown sexual attraction to each other's appearances. But then it hit me, what if 'ugly love' was a story of an alloaro fling than a 'romance'.
Like for miles, he doesnt feel romantic attraction, only sexual. His first instance of it is when he meets rachel for the first time, he's attracted to her but not romantically, rather sexually (but in the non creepy way like his canon thoughts) which makes him feel guilty/creepy especially when its revealed that she'll be his stepsister (to which they never got together, he gets over her overtime). To distract himself, he would try to date other girls but it just doesnt work. He cannot feel romantic love for any of them, which further confused him. After his breakups, he decides to just go with one night stands that actually works for him and he feels comfortable with himself for the first time for it, though he doesnt know what aro even means.
Tate on the other hand couldve been raised in a christain like or just normal environment where they value romance and stuff like that, to which she never connects to. She didnt connect with girls talking about their crush or boyfriend because she never felt romantic love. The demonising of premartial sex/sex in general are internalised in her that shows through her sexual attraction to miles and their eventual sexual relationship (no strings attached fling kind of thing) She feels like they have to be more, that from the romantic relationships she sees like dillon being a openly proud married man that often emphasise the importance of marriage or her brother with his long term relationship, she feels like something is wrong with her for being in a relationship like that with miles, and how she even enjoys it. This also gives conflict with miles, who was at the accepting point before she did and doesnt want to feel guilty as he did in the past.
Corbin (and aroace) developed a friendship with tate and both talk about their problems. Corbin reveals to her about aromantism, how he figure it out and how he accepted it, reassuring her that its okay to not feel romantic attraction and why theres nothing with only being sexual if that makes her happy. Just like how he's single without any romance/sex and hes happy. She comes to terms with this and communicates with miles about it, with him also discovering HE is also aro. Both come to terms with each other to continue the relationship someday though for now, theyre focusing on themselves with their identity and unlearning amatonormativity. Hell, the title 'ugly love' could connect with this as what people perceive sex without romance as.
My point is that, if we put 'ugly love' on a twist, we couldve had something quite special here. From a boring, shallow 'romance' story that has a wild psuedo incest subplot to a alloaro story that speaks on the amatonormativity and demonisation of sex in society. Just think about it.
#colleen hoover slander#books#romance books#aro#aromantic#alloaro#aromantic spectrum#aro positivity#aro visibility day#really think about it
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had this dream where i had to watch an excruciating vivid smut scene in an all red room, and when it was over, i realized it wasn't real. i was just reading a colleen hoover book. i was so horrified and disgusted that i became an author for the sole purpose of dominating the publishing industry so no one had to read her books again. woke up in a panic because i couldn't remember any of the books i had published
#weird dream not bc of...that but bc people usually die in my dreams ?? idk i'm blaming author brain#weird dreams#dream#dreams#colleen hoover slander#tw sex mention#author things#asexual#asexual stuff#aiiidoneus
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More about my modern bsd AU: Dorms edition!
Okay so after several months and a lot of traction on some posts I made with little factoids about this AU, I have finally decided (aka remembered) to post a bit more about it!
(The AU doesn’t have an official name, so if anyone has any ideas feel free to suggest them!)
This AU takes place at YPU (Yokohama Port University), where most of the main cast are studying. It’s based off of UK university, since that’s where I live and what I know, so the characters all live in flats in dorms together. Below is a terrible little sketch of the rough layout of where they live*:
(* = This may not be accurate to the final product. I drew it in MS paint)
Living in flat 1, we have:
Chuuya
Dazai
Katai
Fyodor
Atsushi
Higuchi
Gin
And in Flat 2, we have:
Kunikida
Nikolai
Sigma
Akutagawa
Louisa
Nathaniel
Mark
It’s just as chaotic as you think it is.
Kunikida is the floor ‘mum’, constantly running around after the others to try and get them to clean, goddamnit!
Dazai is horrible at cleaning his stuff up, much to the bane of everyone else around him.
Gin goes over to visit Aku regularly, and Higuchi often tags along. Aku has on multiple occasions pretended to not be in when they do this.
Nikolai loves ot invade the other flats. Nobody knows how he does it, given that he doesn’t have a key, and Sigma or Kunikida always have to go there to drag his ass back to his own flat.
Nathaniel lives in the room between Nikolai and Mark. He is suffering.
Katai has horrific insomnia, and is so nocturnal that his flatmates had no idea he even lived there until Chuuya and Dazai walked in on him eating peanut butter out of a jar at 2AM while wrapped in his futon.
Mark is a whore and constantly brings people over to the flat. This results in a lot of creative attempts to get him to stop being so loud, including performing an exorcism in front of his door to ‘remove the horny spirits’.
Louisa, Gin and Katai have an informal book club where they talk about their favourite romance novels. Higuchi tried to join, but they kicked her out when she brought a Colleen Hoover book.
Chuuya and Dazai argue. A lot.
Dazai tries to get Atsushi to do most of his chores. Chuuya whacks him every time he does.
Dazai and Fyodor are the most passive aggressive flatmates to ever exist. Dazai will swap the sugar for his tea with salt and Fyodor drinks it while looking him dead in the eye, and asks for seconds.
Dazai once managed to swap Fyodor and Chuuya's hats. There are photos of the incident in the kitchen, as well as the grizzly aftermath (they teamed up and tackled Dazai to the ground until he apologised)
Louisa and Sigma are drinking buddies who have Suffered Enough at the hands of their flatmates.
Akutagawa has a tea shelf. Mark has mistaken the tea leaves for a really shite salad. Three guesses as to what he tried to eat for lunch.
Their fire alarm constantly goes off, and it is almost always Nikolai's fault somehow. Nobody knows how, including him.
I love posting about this AU, and I have a few others I'd love to talk about so as always if you want to hear more please let me know by liking and/or reblogging!
Part 1 hcs
Part 2 hcs
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd modern au#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#sigma bsd#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#kunikida doppo#bsd but they all live together#aka how yokohama burns to the ground#like seriously how is the dorm still standing#how have they not killed each other yet#colleen hoover slander#gotta put my own opinions in there somehow
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