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driveintheaterofthemind · 2 months

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Shadow Comics #01 (Mar1940) / Doc Savage Comics (May1940)

Street And Smith

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obsidian-sphere · 7 months

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Page from Bill Barnes: Air Trails, October 1936.

#Bill Barnes #air trails #1936

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zestysharkwolf · 3 months

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Two things

1. Paul is referring to Emma and Emma alone

2. I'm not saying lex is bad at things she just had real bad luck

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #bill woodward #paul mathews #linda monroe #becky barnes #peter spankoffski #lex foster #max jagerman #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #ted spankoffski

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hug-your-face · 7 months

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Image: Resistbot campaign to stop KOSA, crossed out with red lines.

This post used to be (Spring 2023) a plea to use ResistBot to try to stop the Kids Online Safety Act.

As of Feb 2024, I've removed that content, because at this point stopping KOSA not the fight to fight. KOSA may pass as-is or it may go for another round of revisions but either way there's too much momentum for it to be simply killed.

A political analyst at the Stanford Internet Observatory says that "Much of the concern with the bill comes from reading between the lines with fears about how the legislation would be enforced or used to advance political agendas."

So stop trying to stop KOSA.

You don't try to dodge a punch that's already grazing your nose. You're gonna take that hit. You have to "roll" with that punch to minimize its effect.

GIF: Mohammad Ali "rolls" with a punch that connects to minimize its impact

The time to DODGE a punch is when you see the punch COMING.

GIF: Chuck Norris winds up to punch us in the face, but we can clearly see he's about to do it. Best get out of the way.

You know what's coming?

That's right. THE ELECTION.

COPPA already exists. Some form of KOSA is going to exist. What matters to you, your internet, LGBTQ+ kids, is going to be how these laws are enforced.

And how that happens is going to be REALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT depending on whether the Biden Administration is in office, or if the Trump-Or-Worse Administration is in office.

Please:

Donate to some close Progressive candidates running for Senate seats.

Make sure you're still registered and still on the rolls to vote, NO LATER than 30 days prior to the election

Volunteer to help get out the vote (you don't have to call people! you can text!)

Talk gently with your "not going to vote as a protest" friends. Remind them that in a first-past-the-post race the only vote that matters are the ones cast; votes withheld do nothing; and the Republican crazies are all planning to vote regardless of their differences

And VOTE BLUE THIS FALL.

#KOSA #stop kosa #kosa bill #kosa act #censorship #internet #srsly folks -- horse gone barn door and all that

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hkthatgffan · 19 hours

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Barnes and Noble released some reviews of the Book of Bill...written by Bill himself!

#gravity falls #The Book of Bill #Bill Cipher #Alex HIrsch #Barnes and Noble #B&N #gravity falls fandom #Reviews #book review #book reviews #The nacho reviewed his own book #Cipher #Gravity Falls is real and it will never die #Book of Bill #Disney Books #Disney TVA

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silly4sillypoll · 1 year

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SILLY4SILLY POLL: SEMIFINALS

#bill and ted's excellent adventure #bill x ted #bill and ted #nbc community #trobed #troy x abed #troy barnes #abed nadir

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theonlymadmanonmars · 3 months

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What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.

Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.

Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.

Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.

Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.

Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.

Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.

Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.

Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.

Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.

Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.

Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.

Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.

Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.

Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.

Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.

Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.

Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.

Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager

Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.

Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.

Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.

Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.

Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.

Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.

Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.

Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.

Let me know if I missed anything!

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rentumblsstuff · 2 months

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Random Hatchetfield Headcanons

The first time Alice Woodward ever smoked weed was when (after much inner turmoil) she asked Deb to shotgun it with her.

Max has two snaggletoothed incisors which is why people swear to god he has fangs.

Deb also has a snaggletooth which is what inspired the vampire part of Alice’s vampiric sapphic play. Alice also thinks it’s ironic she made a vampire character when Deb is a vegan.

Ruth as a Sophmore hit on Senior Alice a lot. Alice thought it was funny and she and Deb “adopted” her. Max and Steph also put the PANIC in bi panic for Ruth.

Max would find it weirdly hot that Grace wears bathing suits under her clothes because of the idea that he gets to see what her body looks like before even she does.

The hospital is downtown, so Becky Barnes definitely got infected in TGWDLM. Despite never wanting to do it again, Becky climbs the tree as someone calls the HFPD to save Kathy’s cat because she’s still infinitely compassionate even under Pokey’s control. Plus, Pokey knows she wants to get over the trauma associated with climbing trees, so he makes her do it to give her a big number about finally overcoming her past. She accidentally flings the cat as soon as the song starts, which is why in Show Me Your Hands, the cat dies so quickly even though it JUST got called in.

Peter infected Steph who infected Deb who infected Alice in TGWDLM. Pete and Steph would have been Sophomores and Deb and Alice were Seniors, but I always imagine Steph and Deb knowing eachother because MRFC said Steph is in the Smoke Club on Twitter at some point. Assuming Steph’s been a little punk for a while, she’s been in the smoke club since at least Sophomore year, and probably a new inductee the same year as TGWDLM (2018).

Alice and one of her parents (maybe Bill) were also raised in purity culture because we know the Woodwards and the Chastitys go to the same church. The Woodwards probably take it with a grain of salt though (Alice has expressed dislike over Grace’s prudishness)- either that or one of her parents (probably her mom) wasn’t originally from said church and also raised Alice with “this is what you’re learning here, but here’s also what I learned at my church at your age.” Bill was likely the one raised in purity culture because he does NOT LIKE DEB and thinks that if she HAS TO date a girl, she should date someone like Grace Chastity, implying she’s an exemplary teen girl. Ms. Woodward lets Deb sleep over and probably knows she smokes and likes her anyways; three points for Alice’s mom not being the puritanical one.

Ted reads romance novels. He’s a former geek turned sleazeball- you know he reads the smuttiest novels ever and calls them “his research”. He refuses to read any book with the friends to lovers trope because it’s too upsetting to think about. (Side note Time Bastard gave us a definite date that timelines don’t branch/reset before depending on whichever theory you believe because the homeless man is in every timeline, meaning that Jenny’s death is fixed in time and never changes: October 7th 2004, so the timelines change anywhere between October 8th 2004 and 2018.)

In whatever timeline Emma finally gets to have her weed farm, she meets Paul when he tells her he was prescribed that marajamij for his anxiety and he was too scared to try Xanax. She thinks he’s kind of cute for a wet cat of a corporate slave. “Fuck the patriarchy? Yes please.” (Side note Paul seems so uptight and unfuckable like bro gotta be blank down there like a Ken doll and has no discernible kinks from what I remember while Emma is laid back and chill asf and like… normal in comparison so yeah sure Paulkins canonically fucks but does Emma enjoy it?? Like dude even Pete’s more fuckable than him come on.)

Pete and Steph don’t kiss when they admit their feelings for eachother even though one of them would die before ever getting to kiss each other because they both think it’ll only make it that much harder to go through with sacrificing the other. One of the reasons Pete also chooses to be the one to take the bullet because he doesn’t think he even COULD pull the trigger on her. Like it’d be physically impossible for him, in his mind.

TGWDLM was originally meant to be an allegory for the institution brainwashing us. Show Me Your Hands and America’s Great Again: examples of people in power working for and fulfilling the evil wishes of some almighty, otherworldly, inhuman THING (be it aliens, be it those in power). It’s clearly meant to satirize the way that power corrupts and tries to convince you its way is better. Even Hidgens, THE FUCKING TEACHER, tries to teach his student that it will be better for everyone to join in that corruption and give in to the hive mind. This reminds me of how the school system in America tries to paint our history as something glamorous; manifest destiny instead of genocide of the indigenous populations. The people in power convincing those under them that the deaths of countless lives is a good thing and it will pave the way to a better future. Cool motive, still murder. Which is why Emma “Fuck the Patriarchy” Perkins is the last one to be infected. She was incapable of being brainwashed , and even when she was the last one left, she saw that the people watching didn’t care, and the all-consuming threat of corrupted power closes in on her until the very last moment.

The Lords in Black were going to try to convince whoever sacrificed their most treasured something to do more work for them, but Grace required very little convincing. Like Wiggly spoke into her mind like “Gracy-Wace! You forgot my booky-wook! Look in it, see any thing you like? Wanna kill all the pervy-wervys?” And she’s like “holy cow I can kill all the pervy-wervys with this book?” Pete would have needed the most convincing because he’s just lost the only girl who will ever love him (in his mind) and so he’d think these things took away his one chance at true love and NEVER want to deal with them again. Even if they offered him a way to get her back, he’s too smart to know that won’t come without an even bigger price AND too paranoid to think she won’t come back wrong like Max did.

If the Green-Foster family ever did get to move to California and Lex got to be an actress, her interview attitude would be a lot like Reneé Rapp and if she ever got asked about why she’ll openly shit talk people in an interview, she’s like “I used to work retail I learned pretty fast that nothing gets done if you keep your mouth shut.”

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hatchetfield · 6 months

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GIF request: @scottigyn

What If Tomorrow Comes (Black Friday)

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itsjust-meman · 6 months

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boyfriends who narrowly avoided getting tragically separated

🤝

boyfriends who weren't as lucky

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wannabemurdock · 2 years

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Hi,

I want to attempt kinktober without placing too hard expectations on myself so hopefully I’ll post everyday but if not, that’s okay!

I will be posting 31 p*rn links for 31 days each with a little prompt.

If you have any requests send them through.

find all my other work here

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ ⋆✦⋆ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

Day 1: Matt Murdock + pussy worship

Day 2: Rick Grimes + handcuffs

Day 3: Bucky Barnes + soft sex

Day 4: Daryl Dixon + overstimulation

Day 5: Frank Castle + housewife kink

Day 6: Charlie Weasley + bathroom sex

Day 7: Loki Laufeyson (Odinson) + bondage

Day 8: Sirius Black + face riding

Day 9: Kate Bishop + tit worship

Day 10: Negan Smith + thigh riding

Day 11: George Weasley + caught masturbating

Day 12: Wanda Maximoff + bondage

Day 13: Daryl Dixon + face sitting

Day 14: Natasha Romanoff + phone sex

Day 15: Fred Weasley + begging

Day 16: Eddie Munson + exhibitionism

Day 17: Daryl Dixon + cockwarming

Day 18: Natasha Romanoff + bl00d kink

Day 19: Steve Rogers + rough sex

Day 20: Daryl Dixon + bathtub sex

Day 21: Daryl Dixon & Rick Grimes + threesome

Day 22: Charlie Weasley + throat fucking

Day 23: Matt Murdock + office sex

Day 24: Foggy Nelson + lingerie

Day 25: Bucky Barnes + knife kink

Day 26: Sirius Black + mirror hand job

Day 27: Maggie Rhee & Rosita Espinosa + threesome

Day 28: Peter Parker + fingering

Day 29: Natasha Romanoff + praise kink

Day 30: Foggy Nelson + cockwarming

Day 31: Charlie Weasley + edging

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n3v3r-l3ft · 6 months

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✨️baby's first poll✨️

Reblog for reach! 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️✨️

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sunzyn · 7 months

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itsmealaiah · 3 months

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is it just me or is holding hands during sex the most romantic shit ever? like i crave that

#itsmealaiah #tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #bill kaulitz #andy black #billy hargrove #eminem #d12 #damiano david #victoria de angelis #bucky barnes

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melina-mellow · 4 months

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What if...? S2 E2 Review:

Man, Asgard cannot catch a break lmao. How many times has it been destroyed now? Poor Thor.

And speaking of Thor, I love him here. When he first showed up and knocked Quill out he looked menacing as hell! Honestly his appearance here is proof you can make him both goofy and badass at the same time without assassinating his character *cough* Taika *cough*

Thor also being the character who is in the most teams is funny to me.

Also really nice how both Hank and Quill got closure by learning to care about others, I really liked his parental side of Hank instead of the usual grumpy old man he is in the movies. Pretty sure he just went on and adopted the kid, probably a good thing that Quill has a father figure now that isn't a megalomaniac. Hope and Quill siblings real!

Can I also say how sad it is that Howard never gave up on Bucky? He kept hope that his friend was in there somewhere, even when he told Peggy to move on... Which makes what happened in the main timeline all the more heartbreaking. (Also this episode implies that Peggy and Howard always knew Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier or at least they had suspicions that it was him) and he's free at the end so hopefully he'll end up in a better future than the main timeline.

I enjoyed this more than last episode and I definitely would like to see more of the 80s Avengers.

Final Score: 9/10.

#what if #what if spoilers #what if season 2 #thor #bucky barnes #peggy carter #mar vell #t'chaka #black panther #winter soldier #ant man #hank pym #bill foster #goliath #captain marvel #peter quill #star lord

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theavengers · 4 months

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First look at Marvel Studios' What If...? Season 3

#marvel #bucky barnes #alexei shostakov #bill foster #what if #news #videos

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